1 00:01:48,267 --> 00:01:52,267 ADAM'S APPLES 2 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,989 Adam? Sorry I'm late. 3 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:02,483 Ivan Fjeldsted. Call me Ivan. 4 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:08,793 I'm a bit flustered but I've been looking forward to meeting you. 5 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,376 Let's get going. 6 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:16,630 Let me take your bag. 7 00:02:17,454 --> 00:02:20,454 That was... Come on. 8 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:31,275 People who have been in prison are often a bit protective of their stuff. 9 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:41,445 Have you lived in the country before? 10 00:02:57,071 --> 00:02:59,071 This is our small church. 11 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:02,193 Just take a look at this. 12 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:06,321 This is our apple tree. 13 00:03:06,745 --> 00:03:08,745 We're very proud of it. 14 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:13,683 There are lots of apples this year. Lots and lots. 15 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:18,354 It's probably because of the warm summer. 16 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:26,624 They're not ripe just yet. Don't eat that. Come with me. 17 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:38,835 - Good morning. - Good morning. 18 00:03:39,145 --> 00:03:43,096 Adam will stay with us. This is Khalid and Gunnar. 19 00:03:43,316 --> 00:03:46,321 I won't talk to egghead. 20 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:50,268 There will be lots of time for that kind of talk. 21 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:52,521 Come on, Adam. 22 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:05,285 What does the O stand for? In Adam O. Pedersen? 23 00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:10,325 What's the story about the O? Your parents must have told you. 24 00:04:10,543 --> 00:04:14,126 - I forgot to ask. - That's a good answer. 25 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:17,708 It says here that you're a Neo-Nazi. 26 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:21,295 Are you really? 27 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:25,722 It's not the first thing that springs to mind by looking at you. 28 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:31,393 Here it says you're EVIL. It's rude to write that on a person's CV. 29 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:34,311 Are you really evil? 30 00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:38,737 I didn't think so. Tell you what, just forget about this... 31 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:43,276 because there are no evil people. We don't believe in that. 32 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:48,369 If you only look for evil then the world is evil. 33 00:04:48,581 --> 00:04:54,205 But you can try to focus on the silver lining as we do here. 34 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:57,754 That makes everything easier. 35 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:02,046 In later years the Devil has sent his troops to test us... 36 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:05,180 but we have conquered them all. 37 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:10,432 All of us here have found God in some way. 38 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:14,595 You just met Khalid and Gunnar. I saw that you did. 39 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:18,517 Gunnar was paroled four years ago. 40 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:22,687 He was just to stay three months, but he chose to stay. 41 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:26,608 Gunnar was what you would call an alcoholic. 42 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:30,778 He stole and raped girls but now he's on the wagon... 43 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,944 and is studying theology. 44 00:05:33,268 --> 00:05:37,268 He's not the only one. There's also Khalid. 45 00:05:39,056 --> 00:05:41,990 He used to rob gas stations. 46 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:47,427 Do you remember a young man being shot when he went to buy condoms? 47 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:53,686 - No. - Khalid is still not allowed at Statoil. 48 00:05:53,687 --> 00:06:00,356 A few hostage dramas later he's learning Danish and is doing well. 49 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:03,061 Tell me what I have to do. 50 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,811 I can't do that. You have to discover that for yourself. 51 00:06:07,827 --> 00:06:11,991 All I want is for you to set yourself a goal. 52 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,331 Are you listening to me? 53 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:19,213 Yes, I believe I am. 54 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:23,372 In any other situation I would say that you are rude... 55 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:29,014 but let's not talk about that now. What do you want your goal to be? 56 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,981 I would like to bake a cake. 57 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,700 Bake a cake? 58 00:06:41,224 --> 00:06:43,024 Oh, an apple cake? 59 00:06:44,012 --> 00:06:46,148 Yes, an apple cake. 60 00:06:46,157 --> 00:06:48,495 My goal is to bake a big apple cake. 61 00:06:49,419 --> 00:06:51,619 With the apples from our garden? 62 00:06:51,704 --> 00:06:53,846 Yes, the apples from the garden. 63 00:06:54,470 --> 00:06:56,870 That's a good idea. 64 00:06:57,759 --> 00:07:00,315 I think we found your goal. 65 00:07:00,839 --> 00:07:02,539 You're going to bake a cake. 66 00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:06,881 You'll look after the tree until 1st of August. 67 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:11,591 Then you'll use them to bake an apple cake. 68 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,650 I just wanted to give you this. 69 00:07:56,674 --> 00:07:58,674 It has both the old and the new testament. 70 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:02,483 It's a good thing to have. Sleep tight. 71 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:35,345 Evil has many faces... 72 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:40,185 and it can be difficult to tell them apart and choose sides. 73 00:08:40,396 --> 00:08:46,151 Especially these days where so many things are said in this and that town. 74 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:51,070 Everything has so many nuances. Also we humans. 75 00:08:51,282 --> 00:08:57,819 If the game of chess had undergone the same development as humans... 76 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:03,626 the queen would be in front, the rooks would be crooked... 77 00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:07,087 and the pawn would be the main piece. 78 00:09:07,298 --> 00:09:13,882 We no longer know who we are and this rootlessness... 79 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:16,179 Are we boring you, Poul? 80 00:09:17,703 --> 00:09:20,503 Is the word of God boring to you? 81 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:25,097 - Are we boring you? - I need to go to the loo. 82 00:09:25,316 --> 00:09:28,152 - Can't it wait? - Not really. 83 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,944 We finish in 20 minutes. 84 00:09:32,156 --> 00:09:33,995 I think that Poul can wait that long. 85 00:09:34,019 --> 00:09:37,619 Let him go for sake of fuck and crap. 86 00:09:37,912 --> 00:09:40,583 So we can song sing now. 87 00:09:40,907 --> 00:09:43,807 Okay, democracy has spoken. 88 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:48,043 Go, Poul. Go take a crap. 89 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,925 But you can't come back in. 90 00:09:51,749 --> 00:09:54,249 That's okay. 91 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:59,798 You have to use the hospital loo because you can't use ours. 92 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:02,143 Why not? 93 00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:04,667 It's locked during the service. 94 00:10:05,756 --> 00:10:07,156 Why? 95 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:09,680 For security reasons. 96 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:16,738 Let's continue if it's okay with Poul. 97 00:10:16,951 --> 00:10:22,077 We'll sing 634 "You know my heart". 98 00:10:33,843 --> 00:10:36,595 There's fried pork. 99 00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:44,134 It was a good sermon today. At least it was shorter than usual. 100 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:47,770 Too bad for old Poul Nordkap. 101 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:55,983 Ivan is always on his case. He leaves during the sermon. 102 00:10:56,198 --> 00:11:00,446 It's not nice of him. He always does that. 103 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:05,090 It's because he was in a concentration camp during the war. 104 00:11:06,584 --> 00:11:10,041 He's become restless in his old age. 105 00:11:10,065 --> 00:11:12,065 He's 86. 106 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:15,840 It won't be any fun when that age comes. 107 00:11:17,136 --> 00:11:19,592 Don't worry about Ivan. 108 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:24,695 He's okay. Just don't venture into an argument with him. 109 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,441 - What the hell are you doing? - Me? 110 00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:14,314 - My phone! - I thought you were sleeping. 111 00:12:14,527 --> 00:12:18,254 And my wallet! Are you stealing my stuff? Have you gone insane? 112 00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:21,410 I'm sorry. 113 00:12:21,434 --> 00:12:23,434 Piss off, fatso! 114 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:29,838 - Sleep tight. - Piss off! 115 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,839 BOOK OF JOB 116 00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:44,794 They're not moving. 117 00:13:44,818 --> 00:13:48,318 They cheeky for sake of fuck! 118 00:13:49,205 --> 00:13:52,091 Fly home bird for sake of fuck! 119 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:55,061 What are we going to do? 120 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:59,882 There won't be any apples left for your cake. 121 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:03,540 Let the paki monkey climb up and shoo them away. 122 00:14:03,553 --> 00:14:05,683 I'm not talking to you. 123 00:14:05,707 --> 00:14:07,707 I don't know anything about birds. 124 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:11,435 What do we do in a case like this? 125 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:21,194 You leave them alone, I think. 126 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,994 Can't we let them eat the apples? 127 00:14:24,118 --> 00:14:27,118 They're Adam's apples for the cake. 128 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:31,574 - For sake of fuck, he can't bake. - You don't know that. 129 00:14:31,789 --> 00:14:36,915 If Adam wants to bake us a cake it's our job to support him. 130 00:14:37,128 --> 00:14:39,231 He can't bake bread. 131 00:14:39,255 --> 00:14:40,347 Shut up! 132 00:14:40,348 --> 00:14:44,098 - I can tell. - What the fuck do you know, paki? 133 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:50,010 That's the right attitude. That kind of attitude will get us some cake. 134 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:02,812 - There's more of them coming. - That's just plain rude. 135 00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:24,714 That's good. Very authentic. 136 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:28,169 No bird will come back now. 137 00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:30,193 Reverend Fjeldsted? 138 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:33,510 Yes? Call me Ivan. 139 00:15:33,726 --> 00:15:37,677 - I'm Sarah Svendsen. - Hi. This is my assistant Adam. 140 00:15:37,897 --> 00:15:43,319 I'm not from around here. I wanted to come to the service but I couldn't. 141 00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:47,478 Don't apologise. You only cheat yourself. 142 00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:52,112 What's this? You're in a bad way. 143 00:15:52,328 --> 00:15:54,902 Let's go inside and talk. 144 00:15:57,249 --> 00:16:00,999 - I met this guy. - The milk has gone bad. 145 00:16:01,796 --> 00:16:04,584 - Fine. - I was thinking about her. 146 00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:08,844 - Me too. - No, you didn't. 147 00:16:09,053 --> 00:16:12,553 Are you saying I didn't? Are you? 148 00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:20,194 Let's take that discussion right now. This may be the right time and place. 149 00:16:20,195 --> 00:16:23,472 John says: "He came to Canaan after having turned water into wine." 150 00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:25,940 A boy was sick. Jesus said: 151 00:16:25,964 --> 00:16:29,564 "Do to others as you want them to do to you." 152 00:16:29,657 --> 00:16:32,659 Don't call me inconsiderate. 153 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:35,219 It's okay. I don't take milk. 154 00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:39,743 Maybe we have some cookies. 155 00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:45,571 Adam, could you go see if there's a few cookies for Sarah and me? 156 00:16:53,848 --> 00:16:55,553 Maybe I shouldn't have come. 157 00:16:55,577 --> 00:16:58,577 Sure. So you met a guy? 158 00:16:59,562 --> 00:17:04,937 I have been in Indonesia working for the World Wide Fund for Nature. 159 00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:10,193 I made love to a man and got pregnant. 160 00:17:10,406 --> 00:17:13,324 I used to drink a lot before. 161 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:19,158 Now I'm in AA and I've been sober for 341 days. 162 00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:25,993 Now they're saying that the baby may be handicapped. 163 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:29,600 I don't know where the dad is... 164 00:17:29,624 --> 00:17:32,124 Just a second, Sarah. 165 00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:35,959 Why do I get three cookies and Sarah only two? 166 00:17:35,983 --> 00:17:39,783 Don't you find that odd? 167 00:17:42,313 --> 00:17:45,932 There were five left. Hers looked bigger. 168 00:17:49,195 --> 00:17:50,726 I don't think so. 169 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:52,750 Have you measured the cookies? 170 00:17:52,774 --> 00:17:55,774 He never does that. 171 00:17:55,835 --> 00:17:59,856 Let's stop this discussion. 172 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:06,498 - You would like to get rid of it? - Yes... No! 173 00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:11,755 There's a 60% chance that the baby is handicapped. 174 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:18,220 I have to decide within a week before it's too late. 175 00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:21,518 I can't handle a handicapped child. 176 00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:24,848 60 per cent is a lot, right? 177 00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:30,013 It's just statistics. 178 00:18:30,737 --> 00:18:32,437 Let me tell you something. 179 00:18:32,530 --> 00:18:35,601 When we were expecting our son... 180 00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:38,825 we were told that he could be disabled. 181 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:44,298 We could have been intimidated by statistics and reason... 182 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:49,079 but we chose to look at the bright side, and now... 183 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:55,383 When I see him run around in the garden or doing his homework - 184 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:59,296 we're happy that we chose to have him. 185 00:18:59,515 --> 00:19:03,099 You won't find anyone to say otherwise. 186 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:08,898 The Devil is testing us all the time. We have to make the right choices. 187 00:19:09,108 --> 00:19:11,658 If we all listened to reason... 188 00:19:11,682 --> 00:19:14,182 the world would be a gloomy place to live. 189 00:19:15,573 --> 00:19:20,221 You need to follow you heart and have the baby. 190 00:20:38,614 --> 00:20:41,023 - Fuck! - Good morning. 191 00:20:41,242 --> 00:20:43,366 Fuck, that hurt! 192 00:20:51,127 --> 00:20:55,077 Why the hell haven't you turned the cooker off? 193 00:21:00,261 --> 00:21:03,097 This looks bad. 194 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,806 What did reverend Fjeldsted say? 195 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:10,185 He's a frigging idiot. 196 00:21:10,396 --> 00:21:15,355 He may be weird, but he's a good boy. 197 00:21:15,568 --> 00:21:18,856 His life sure as shit hasn't been easy. 198 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,880 Everything went wrong from the start. 199 00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:26,127 His mother died giving birth to him. 200 00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:32,760 He lived with his father and sister. 201 00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:35,716 Until they took him away. 202 00:21:37,140 --> 00:21:38,840 Ivan? They took Ivan away? 203 00:21:38,924 --> 00:21:44,465 No, nobody took Ivan away. The father was taken away. Henning. 204 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,774 Why? 205 00:21:46,891 --> 00:21:51,188 He was fucking those kids black and blue. 206 00:21:51,212 --> 00:21:54,212 They could hardly walk. 207 00:21:54,398 --> 00:21:57,319 Shut up and fix this. 208 00:21:57,343 --> 00:21:59,343 Pardon my forthrightness. 209 00:22:00,529 --> 00:22:05,604 I've learned it's best to tell it like it is. 210 00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:09,737 You're best served by being told the truth. 211 00:22:11,261 --> 00:22:12,861 Adam? 212 00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:19,086 What's this I hear? The cooker bit you? 213 00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:20,806 Gunnar forgot to turn it of. 214 00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:24,630 Take a seat. I'd like to talk to you. 215 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:35,095 Do you know why all this is happening? 216 00:22:35,314 --> 00:22:38,980 Why are all these birds in the tree? 217 00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:43,571 And the cooker. Why did you burn yourself all of the sudden? 218 00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:49,743 I think someone is trying to tell you that you shouldn't go near the cooker. 219 00:22:51,956 --> 00:22:55,159 You can't bake a cake without a cooker. 220 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:59,160 I think Satan is testing us. 221 00:22:59,471 --> 00:23:02,366 By not letting me bake the cake? 222 00:23:03,676 --> 00:23:05,647 He's trying to fight us. 223 00:23:06,371 --> 00:23:09,371 He's testing your strength to withstand him. 224 00:23:10,566 --> 00:23:14,411 He's always doing it to me. Look at your hand. 225 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,071 You're a complete moron. 226 00:23:17,095 --> 00:23:18,995 Nobody is doing anything. 227 00:23:19,091 --> 00:23:21,145 Gunnar just forgot to turn it off. 228 00:23:21,169 --> 00:23:25,169 He always makes sure to turn it off. 229 00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:27,903 That fat pig is hammered! 230 00:23:27,927 --> 00:23:31,527 Hey, fat and drunk! 231 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:35,749 So many accusations, but there may be an explanation. 232 00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:41,560 You should know that he was the best Danish tennis player in his youth. 233 00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:45,110 He won all his matches... 234 00:23:45,134 --> 00:23:48,634 but then a ball was mistakenly called to be out. 235 00:23:48,721 --> 00:23:52,554 Gunnar lost and everything went downhill. 236 00:23:54,518 --> 00:23:56,240 What about Khalid? 237 00:23:57,964 --> 00:23:59,964 This was in his coat pocket. 238 00:24:00,149 --> 00:24:04,148 - What are you saying? - Those two haven't changed. 239 00:24:04,361 --> 00:24:08,859 - You're a joke. - Let's forbid people to wear hats. 240 00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:11,743 It's a balaclava during summer. 241 00:24:11,967 --> 00:24:15,167 Khalid is from a hot climate. 242 00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:18,443 Here's fucking 17,000 in cash. 243 00:24:19,067 --> 00:24:22,067 You're reaching, Adam. 244 00:24:22,254 --> 00:24:25,549 Khalid is saving to buy new clothes. 245 00:24:25,573 --> 00:24:27,273 You didn't know. 246 00:25:33,725 --> 00:25:37,490 Give me my phone and my wallet or I'll smash your face in. 247 00:25:42,585 --> 00:25:44,587 That's not fucking mine! 248 00:25:48,841 --> 00:25:53,837 Stay away from my stuff. Do you understand? 249 00:25:54,054 --> 00:25:59,909 You're lucky that I'm going back in because I would beat you every day. 250 00:26:01,128 --> 00:26:04,085 I'm going to the casualty room... 251 00:26:04,909 --> 00:26:06,399 Will you pass the market? 252 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,959 I could. 253 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,583 Could you get my cough syrup? 254 00:26:11,572 --> 00:26:12,884 Sure, what's it called? 255 00:26:13,708 --> 00:26:15,708 Von Osten. 256 00:26:16,702 --> 00:26:21,531 Right. Think about what we can do about the birds, if you have time. 257 00:26:33,302 --> 00:26:34,843 Here you go. 258 00:26:35,567 --> 00:26:38,967 It can't be traced but throw it away anyway. 259 00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:41,621 Can you shoot with that hand? 260 00:26:42,245 --> 00:26:43,845 Are you going to whack the priest? 261 00:26:43,938 --> 00:26:46,355 He's fucked up. He got it in the ass as a kid. 262 00:26:46,366 --> 00:26:50,938 Now he's all turn the other cheek. 263 00:26:51,262 --> 00:26:53,262 But you're getting out in 11 weeks. 264 00:26:53,447 --> 00:26:57,232 We're waiting for you. Espen can't control them. 265 00:26:57,451 --> 00:27:01,746 - I'm not going to shoot him. - I just want to understand. 266 00:27:01,956 --> 00:27:06,337 I need to break him. All that goodness shit. 267 00:27:07,294 --> 00:27:12,290 Does it involve the pear pie? Espen says you talk about a pie. 268 00:27:12,508 --> 00:27:16,127 It's an apple cake, okay? It doesn't matter. 269 00:27:16,345 --> 00:27:20,593 I said that I would bake a cake and the idiot won't let up. 270 00:27:20,808 --> 00:27:23,076 He says that the Devil is testing us. 271 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:27,300 Because birds are eating the apples. 272 00:27:33,946 --> 00:27:36,023 Do you need help? 273 00:27:37,140 --> 00:27:40,117 Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? 274 00:27:44,707 --> 00:27:46,747 See you. 275 00:28:12,151 --> 00:28:15,521 Go on. Get them! 276 00:28:15,738 --> 00:28:18,693 Don't be afraid. Go on. Get them. 277 00:28:18,908 --> 00:28:22,262 He's making them nervous. 278 00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:24,786 They care fucking not about the cat. 279 00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:26,002 All can see. 280 00:28:26,026 --> 00:28:29,326 Yes. Lambert is not working. 281 00:28:29,418 --> 00:28:32,290 My granddad had a cherry tree. 282 00:28:32,505 --> 00:28:39,671 It was attacked by birds, so he shot a few in the morning and evening. 283 00:28:39,887 --> 00:28:42,213 Shot them? With a gun? 284 00:28:42,431 --> 00:28:44,840 No, a waffle iron. 285 00:28:45,059 --> 00:28:49,044 Of course it was a gun. What gun? 286 00:28:49,063 --> 00:28:52,184 One like this. 287 00:28:54,443 --> 00:28:56,484 You know what? 288 00:28:56,695 --> 00:29:01,275 I think that we should try it. Can you take them from there? 289 00:29:01,492 --> 00:29:05,621 Can we guns use? For sake of fuck, why you not said? 290 00:29:11,669 --> 00:29:14,291 - Well... - Lambert? 291 00:29:14,505 --> 00:29:18,089 Lambert, are you okay? 292 00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:21,386 What just happened? 293 00:29:26,308 --> 00:29:28,349 He's dead. 294 00:29:28,561 --> 00:29:30,646 It was a shit cat anyhow. 295 00:29:30,670 --> 00:29:32,564 He shot my cat. 296 00:29:32,565 --> 00:29:36,813 Let's stop with the accusations. It was an old cat. 297 00:29:37,027 --> 00:29:40,978 He just happened to fall down while we were shooting. 298 00:29:41,198 --> 00:29:43,814 If you want to discuss it now we can. 299 00:29:44,027 --> 00:29:46,620 Okay. 300 00:29:50,499 --> 00:29:54,888 We talked about your grandfather. Do you know what I think? 301 00:29:57,006 --> 00:30:00,376 I think it's going to be a good day. 302 00:30:10,561 --> 00:30:15,322 It's too bad that Khalid won't come in when we're making his favourite food. 303 00:30:15,941 --> 00:30:20,272 - He's embarrassed about Lambert. - Where did he get the gun? 304 00:30:20,488 --> 00:30:21,700 Is he a terrorist? 305 00:30:21,724 --> 00:30:25,224 He wants to return to Saudi Arabia. 306 00:30:25,818 --> 00:30:28,903 You should see his dream house. It's really nice. 307 00:30:29,622 --> 00:30:33,122 With a bit more Statoil money he can go home. 308 00:30:33,334 --> 00:30:36,495 Why not just rob a bank 309 00:30:36,519 --> 00:30:38,519 Khalid is very committed to politics. 310 00:30:38,714 --> 00:30:43,461 He only robs multinational companies. That's why he robs Statoil. 311 00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:48,228 Statoil stole his father's land for the oil. 312 00:30:48,252 --> 00:30:50,252 Khalid is taking back his property. 313 00:30:50,643 --> 00:30:54,511 - Statoil is Norwegian. - No, I don't think so. 314 00:30:54,730 --> 00:30:59,227 - Statoil is Norwegian! - Remember to tell Khalid that. 315 00:30:59,443 --> 00:31:02,121 So Ivan knows what he's doing? 316 00:31:02,145 --> 00:31:04,545 Yes. Ivan just want him to be calm. 317 00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:07,778 Ivan is not exactly normal. 318 00:31:09,393 --> 00:31:12,821 The anniversary of his wife's death is coming up. 319 00:31:13,432 --> 00:31:15,141 He had a wife? 320 00:31:15,865 --> 00:31:17,665 Yes, Linda. 321 00:31:17,753 --> 00:31:20,753 She ate some pills and killed herself... 322 00:31:20,777 --> 00:31:24,777 because they got a handicapped son. 323 00:31:24,969 --> 00:31:27,803 He's got cerebral palsy. He can't move at all. 324 00:31:27,827 --> 00:31:30,327 She couldn't take that. 325 00:31:37,815 --> 00:31:39,725 Can I come in? 326 00:31:40,442 --> 00:31:46,388 Adam, there sure is no shortage of recipes for apple cake in this world. 327 00:31:58,169 --> 00:32:01,621 It looks like we've won round one. 328 00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:13,681 - What a handsome man. Your father? - That's Hitler. 329 00:32:13,893 --> 00:32:16,729 No, Hitler had a beard. 330 00:32:20,441 --> 00:32:26,231 You're right. I'm thinking of that Russian guy. I'll leave you to it. 331 00:32:26,447 --> 00:32:31,240 Hitler's enemies didn't take him seriously either. 332 00:32:31,452 --> 00:32:37,338 Don't you think that I do? That's just plain rude. 333 00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:45,586 Old Paul Nordkap who's in the hospital with no will to live... 334 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,920 he was a bigger Nazi than anyone. 335 00:32:49,136 --> 00:32:52,720 Why do you think they ask me to cheer him up? 336 00:32:52,932 --> 00:32:55,506 Wasn't he in a camp? 337 00:32:55,726 --> 00:33:01,931 Sure. He was working there. He met Goblins and all those folks. 338 00:33:02,149 --> 00:33:05,934 - Goebbels? - He was probably also there. 339 00:33:06,153 --> 00:33:10,947 Come with me to visit. Then we can see who takes who seriously. 340 00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:13,199 Deal? 341 00:33:28,384 --> 00:33:30,958 BOOK OF JOB 342 00:34:04,170 --> 00:34:07,871 Hello! I'm glad that you could make it. 343 00:34:08,690 --> 00:34:14,027 He's dying. He won't last through the night. I broke it to him gently. 344 00:34:14,538 --> 00:34:18,237 Well, let's give him a good sendoff. 345 00:34:18,350 --> 00:34:21,652 - How's the hand? - Okay. 346 00:34:22,271 --> 00:34:24,529 What about the honker, Ivan? 347 00:34:24,553 --> 00:34:27,553 It took quite a beating. 348 00:34:27,943 --> 00:34:32,820 You don't have to waste money on perfume anymore, Ivan. 349 00:34:33,032 --> 00:34:35,950 You won't smell anything again. 350 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,494 Yes. Come on, Adam. 351 00:34:43,459 --> 00:34:49,379 What's up with you, Poul? Have you lost your appetite? 352 00:34:49,590 --> 00:34:54,531 - I've brought a guest for you. - Hello. Adam Pedersen. 353 00:34:55,346 --> 00:34:59,925 - Are you feeling a bit low? - I'm scared. 354 00:35:00,142 --> 00:35:03,014 Relax. What have you been up to? 355 00:35:03,229 --> 00:35:04,817 Have the nurses been nicer to you? 356 00:35:04,841 --> 00:35:08,441 Don't make them. I don't deserve it. 357 00:35:09,735 --> 00:35:14,861 They have been nagging Poul because of this past but we put a stop to that. 358 00:35:15,074 --> 00:35:16,735 Didn't we, Poul? 359 00:35:17,459 --> 00:35:20,259 Has Miriam been nicer to you? 360 00:35:20,454 --> 00:35:26,576 Yes, she made me hot chocolate yesterday and tucked me in. 361 00:35:26,794 --> 00:35:31,549 - They are all so nice to me. - That's good. Don't be upset. 362 00:35:31,558 --> 00:35:37,094 - I don't deserve it. Let it be. - Everybody deserves to be tucked in. 363 00:35:38,006 --> 00:35:42,420 - Did she fluff your duvet and pillow? - Yes. 364 00:35:43,936 --> 00:35:46,060 There, there. 365 00:35:46,272 --> 00:35:51,860 I apologise for trying to cheat. 366 00:35:52,069 --> 00:35:54,715 I just don't like being inside the church. 367 00:35:54,723 --> 00:35:59,621 - That's all forgotten now. - I know that's what you always say. 368 00:35:59,736 --> 00:36:05,242 I'm scared, Ivan. I dare not sleep. I'm so afraid. 369 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:10,332 Fiddlesticks! You have nothing to worry about. 370 00:36:10,546 --> 00:36:17,001 Let's focus on the people who cares for you and all your lovely memories. 371 00:36:17,220 --> 00:36:19,305 Oh God! 372 00:36:21,024 --> 00:36:23,314 Poul, don't cry anymore. 373 00:36:24,338 --> 00:36:26,538 Don't be so hard on yourself. 374 00:36:27,330 --> 00:36:30,083 All has been forgiven. 375 00:36:30,691 --> 00:36:37,490 If you only knew what we did... All those poor people. 376 00:36:37,698 --> 00:36:42,112 - It can't be forgiven. - Stop it. Nobody remembers anymore. 377 00:36:42,328 --> 00:36:45,246 Oh God! 378 00:36:45,456 --> 00:36:49,407 Stop your whining. It's not as bad as all that. 379 00:36:49,627 --> 00:36:53,356 We all make mistakes but we don't let it bring us down. 380 00:36:56,509 --> 00:36:59,879 You're crazy, man. 381 00:37:01,472 --> 00:37:03,227 Why do you say that? 382 00:37:03,751 --> 00:37:06,951 Why spoil the mood by being plain rude? 383 00:37:07,037 --> 00:37:11,166 I'd be happy to discuss it, but this is not the place. 384 00:37:12,274 --> 00:37:15,078 Let's focus on the word of God. 385 00:37:15,094 --> 00:37:18,188 God forgives all, Poul. 386 00:37:18,212 --> 00:37:20,212 God forgives all. 387 00:37:34,713 --> 00:37:36,749 It's difficult. 388 00:37:37,567 --> 00:37:42,044 Even though you seen it before it's still difficult every time. 389 00:37:51,730 --> 00:37:53,807 Did you discuss your wife's death? 390 00:37:53,831 --> 00:37:56,231 Yes, I talked to lots. 391 00:37:56,819 --> 00:37:59,932 A wife's suicide must be painful. 392 00:37:59,956 --> 00:38:02,956 Yes, that can't be nice. 393 00:38:04,243 --> 00:38:07,894 - Linda didn't take her own life. - But she took pills? 394 00:38:07,914 --> 00:38:12,043 Yes, but it was an accident. 395 00:38:13,461 --> 00:38:15,501 Accident how? 396 00:38:15,713 --> 00:38:21,717 Christoffer had been playing with her pills and had put them in a candy dish. 397 00:38:21,927 --> 00:38:28,678 Linda always had a sweet tooth and she thought they were yellow M&Ms. 398 00:38:28,893 --> 00:38:32,179 Your son Christoffer? 399 00:38:32,396 --> 00:38:37,355 - So he's actually able to move? - Why wouldn't he be? 400 00:38:37,568 --> 00:38:42,112 - I thought he was paralysed. - No, I wish. 401 00:38:42,323 --> 00:38:46,733 There's no stopping him. Just yesterday he was playing rounders. 402 00:38:49,830 --> 00:38:52,900 I don't believe you, Ivan. 403 00:39:02,968 --> 00:39:04,675 I just don't. 404 00:39:04,699 --> 00:39:07,699 I've never heard anything that crazy. 405 00:39:08,291 --> 00:39:13,452 Has Gunnar told tall stories and played fast and loose with the truth? 406 00:39:14,271 --> 00:39:17,973 If it is that's just plain rude. 407 00:39:20,986 --> 00:39:23,741 Why don't you bring him tomorrow? 408 00:39:23,756 --> 00:39:28,253 He's already coming. He's been pestering me all week to come. 409 00:39:28,869 --> 00:39:33,117 - Good. - Then you can see for yourself. 410 00:39:53,102 --> 00:39:56,803 - Good morning. - Good morning. 411 00:40:01,986 --> 00:40:05,128 Christoffer, this is Adam. Adam, Christoffer. 412 00:40:07,241 --> 00:40:10,860 Maybe you could go say hello. Yum, eggs. 413 00:40:17,001 --> 00:40:19,057 Small mouthfuls. 414 00:40:37,396 --> 00:40:38,984 He's paralysed. 415 00:40:41,608 --> 00:40:43,108 What did you say? 416 00:40:43,194 --> 00:40:47,323 - I have to go in tower. - You two stay here. 417 00:40:47,531 --> 00:40:50,532 - I need shoot black bird. - Sit down. 418 00:40:53,011 --> 00:40:54,735 He's paralysed. 419 00:40:56,874 --> 00:40:59,959 Christoffer, go into daddy's office. Now! 420 00:41:08,427 --> 00:41:11,926 This will not be pleasant to watch. What did you say? 421 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,491 He's paralysed. Isn't he paralysed, Ivan? 422 00:41:16,811 --> 00:41:19,647 Is he really, Adam? 423 00:41:19,855 --> 00:41:23,424 Yes, he has cerebral palsy. 424 00:41:25,361 --> 00:41:28,956 That is just crazy. Khalid, what do you have to say? 425 00:41:34,036 --> 00:41:35,776 Khalid? 426 00:41:35,788 --> 00:41:37,991 Him is it. 427 00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:43,123 Ivan, he's spastic paralysed. 428 00:41:44,922 --> 00:41:48,624 Your son's a spastic. Your wife killed herself. 429 00:41:48,843 --> 00:41:53,256 Your mother died giving birth to you. Your dad raped you. 430 00:41:57,601 --> 00:42:00,971 Look at me, Ivan. Look at me. 431 00:42:04,817 --> 00:42:11,532 You bleeding from an ear. You bleeding from an ear, for sake of fuck! 432 00:42:11,740 --> 00:42:14,446 The other way. 433 00:42:24,670 --> 00:42:26,213 Ivan was bleeding from an ear. 434 00:42:26,737 --> 00:42:28,737 That has happened to me. 435 00:42:29,925 --> 00:42:33,656 Just drink milk. Plenty of milk. 436 00:43:24,188 --> 00:43:26,739 Just give up, Ivan. 437 00:43:41,705 --> 00:43:44,255 There's something you should know. 438 00:43:46,268 --> 00:43:52,832 Christoffer is recovering from a very nasty bout of the flu. 439 00:43:52,842 --> 00:43:57,005 I'm the first to admit that he's been a bit sluggish lately. 440 00:43:57,721 --> 00:43:58,817 Shut the fuck up! 441 00:43:58,841 --> 00:44:02,341 If he hurts you turn the other cheek. 442 00:44:02,935 --> 00:44:05,807 God is on my side. 443 00:44:49,648 --> 00:44:53,413 What is his problem? He needs to be locked up! 444 00:44:54,028 --> 00:44:57,979 I'm not one to gossip... 445 00:44:58,199 --> 00:45:01,948 but he's always been considered a phenomenon. 446 00:45:02,161 --> 00:45:03,925 I don't know if you know? 447 00:45:03,949 --> 00:45:06,039 How the hell should I know? 448 00:45:06,540 --> 00:45:08,580 He's sick. Very sick. 449 00:45:09,304 --> 00:45:11,304 I bloody well know that. 450 00:45:12,797 --> 00:45:16,747 No, not like that. Well, he is that too... 451 00:45:16,967 --> 00:45:21,963 but he's terminally ill. 452 00:45:22,181 --> 00:45:25,577 - What's wrong with him? - Cancer. 453 00:45:27,194 --> 00:45:31,179 He has a brain tumour the size of a volleyball. 454 00:45:31,398 --> 00:45:35,563 I've never seen anyone with such a large brain tumour. 455 00:45:36,178 --> 00:45:40,059 I'll bash your face in if you call him a walking miracle. 456 00:45:40,074 --> 00:45:43,340 Have you heard about the Ravashi syndrome? 457 00:45:43,553 --> 00:45:46,471 Ravashi was an Indian footballer... 458 00:45:46,481 --> 00:45:51,274 who lost both his feet in a go-kart accident in 1957. 459 00:45:52,086 --> 00:45:55,299 In a state of shock over the accident... 460 00:45:55,323 --> 00:45:59,323 he ran home on the stumps of his legs. 461 00:45:59,510 --> 00:46:03,509 His brain blocked the fact that he had no feet. 462 00:46:03,722 --> 00:46:07,424 For two months he came to practice. 463 00:46:07,643 --> 00:46:10,813 He kept his midfield position. 464 00:46:11,437 --> 00:46:13,237 Without feet? 465 00:46:14,024 --> 00:46:18,734 They were a bad team. They were maybe in the fifth league. 466 00:46:18,946 --> 00:46:23,027 Ivan has experienced so much hardship... 467 00:46:23,242 --> 00:46:27,656 that he needs to find an explanation in order to live with it. 468 00:46:27,872 --> 00:46:34,955 That's why he thinks that the Devil has it in for him. 469 00:46:35,171 --> 00:46:40,166 Ivan would say that everything is a test. 470 00:46:40,384 --> 00:46:44,964 You're a test, his cancer is a test, his son's handicap is a test. 471 00:46:45,181 --> 00:46:51,350 In Ivan's mind he's locked in fierce battle with the Devil himself. 472 00:46:51,562 --> 00:46:57,851 Ivan has no mind to lose and he blocks out everything like Ravashi. 473 00:46:58,068 --> 00:47:03,693 He's in denial about all the bad stuff. Death, mutilation, hardship, evil. 474 00:47:03,908 --> 00:47:08,487 That simply doesn't exist in Ivan's world. 475 00:47:11,457 --> 00:47:14,293 Why does he bleed from his ears? 476 00:47:14,502 --> 00:47:17,007 We have asked ourselves that. 477 00:47:17,031 --> 00:47:20,031 I think it's when something comes too close. 478 00:47:21,425 --> 00:47:27,791 Someone once got through to him. He bled from his ears once before. 479 00:47:28,307 --> 00:47:31,262 That was three years ago. 480 00:47:31,477 --> 00:47:37,314 - What happened? - You don't know his sister Katinka. 481 00:47:37,525 --> 00:47:41,060 A total slapper. She fucked everybody. 482 00:47:41,278 --> 00:47:46,617 I even fucked her when she was here to have her adenoids removed. 483 00:47:46,826 --> 00:47:50,445 When she died Ivan almost fell to pieces. 484 00:47:50,663 --> 00:47:53,618 He bled from his ears and got sick. 485 00:47:55,835 --> 00:47:59,418 - What happened then? - You know Ivan. 486 00:47:59,630 --> 00:48:04,542 A few days later he was jolly as ever. 487 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:08,296 You could kill him by making him understand? 488 00:48:08,514 --> 00:48:11,469 Yes, in theory. 489 00:48:30,911 --> 00:48:33,700 Give up, Adam. 490 00:48:33,914 --> 00:48:38,162 God is on my side. Never forget that. 491 00:48:45,050 --> 00:48:49,298 Hi. The cooker is broken. 492 00:48:49,513 --> 00:48:53,226 - I wanted to make Christoffer a pizza. - Let's fix it. 493 00:48:53,234 --> 00:48:56,320 - I don't know how. - We'll get by. 494 00:48:56,329 --> 00:49:00,992 - Where did Christoffer go? - He's in your office with a woman. 495 00:49:01,009 --> 00:49:03,057 She's quite upset. 496 00:49:04,081 --> 00:49:08,081 Her name is Sarah and she's a real hottie. 497 00:49:08,866 --> 00:49:11,506 When she saw Christoffer she started screaming. 498 00:49:11,530 --> 00:49:14,030 She didn't want coffee. 499 00:49:15,623 --> 00:49:18,871 Well, we'd better... 500 00:49:23,631 --> 00:49:26,514 So nice of you to visit again. 501 00:49:27,426 --> 00:49:30,843 - Has he been good? - Tell me he isn't yours. 502 00:49:31,055 --> 00:49:36,181 I can't because this is Christoffer. Have you two been introduced? 503 00:49:36,393 --> 00:49:39,978 How can you say the things you did? 504 00:49:41,802 --> 00:49:42,802 Say what kind of things? 505 00:49:42,892 --> 00:49:48,663 You said that nothing was wrong with him. That he could do math. 506 00:49:49,073 --> 00:49:53,085 Yes, he can. Even the complicated kind. 507 00:49:59,542 --> 00:50:04,703 Adam, maybe you should go get some of the cookies that Sarah likes. 508 00:50:28,529 --> 00:50:30,519 I'll come too. 509 00:50:35,536 --> 00:50:38,087 Is anyone hungry? 510 00:50:57,349 --> 00:51:02,937 You can hook up the new cooker now. We'll see if this one lasts a bit longer. 511 00:51:03,147 --> 00:51:05,947 - What are you doing? - Playing with coins. 512 00:51:05,959 --> 00:51:10,244 - Gunnar is good. - But you're pregnant. 513 00:51:10,863 --> 00:51:14,992 - It's a bit late for that. - We're rewriting an article. 514 00:51:15,201 --> 00:51:20,706 - About what? - The tigers in the Orient. 515 00:51:20,915 --> 00:51:25,328 Here they write that there's only 400 left. 516 00:51:25,544 --> 00:51:28,625 That's a sure way to make them extinct. 517 00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:33,019 - Like last round at the pub. - What do you do then, Gunnar? 518 00:51:34,428 --> 00:51:37,456 - You buy a pint an a chaser. - The fuck you do! 519 00:51:37,466 --> 00:51:41,501 Gunnar is right. We have to do something. 520 00:51:43,812 --> 00:51:46,213 - Shut up, man! - Stay out of it. 521 00:51:46,232 --> 00:51:50,148 Yes, Adam, stop disturbing us because we're busy. 522 00:51:50,861 --> 00:51:56,734 - Five tigers is dying every day. - Six! Six tigers a day, Adam. 523 00:51:56,951 --> 00:52:00,237 They can really jump high those tigers. 524 00:52:27,565 --> 00:52:31,729 I'll come right out and say it. You better come with me. 525 00:52:31,944 --> 00:52:36,999 There's a new apple problem. Shall we say in five minutes by the tree? 526 00:52:43,622 --> 00:52:47,621 I come and no understand. I look fruit and see worm. 527 00:52:47,835 --> 00:52:53,210 No, I actually discovered it, but I don't need any credit. 528 00:52:53,424 --> 00:52:56,342 For sake of fuck, is on all fruit. 529 00:52:56,552 --> 00:53:00,132 That's just plain rude. 530 00:53:01,348 --> 00:53:06,095 Yes, Adam, it never stops. 531 00:53:06,112 --> 00:53:08,732 Let's do something about it. 532 00:53:09,956 --> 00:53:12,756 Take down the sick fruit and spray the rest. 533 00:53:12,852 --> 00:53:18,057 Gunnar, come with me. We have to arrange Poul's return to God. 534 00:54:52,835 --> 00:54:55,504 BOOK OF JOB 535 00:55:49,433 --> 00:55:51,603 Poul Bækel Hermann... 536 00:55:51,627 --> 00:55:55,627 known to friend and foe as Poul Nordkap... 537 00:55:55,815 --> 00:55:59,434 lived a long and full life. 538 00:55:59,652 --> 00:56:04,778 In his life Poul learned that to know God you must dance with the Devil. 539 00:56:04,990 --> 00:56:08,823 If any Poul Nordkap surely did that. 540 00:56:09,036 --> 00:56:13,165 Poul learned that it's futile to fight good because... 541 00:56:13,374 --> 00:56:17,291 despite all the cruelty, screaming and tears... 542 00:56:17,315 --> 00:56:20,315 he had caused in his youth... 543 00:56:20,506 --> 00:56:24,587 he realised in the end that this was just a mere moment. 544 00:56:24,802 --> 00:56:28,635 The ocean heaved but it was a wasted effort. 545 00:56:28,848 --> 00:56:34,186 The world continued and good prevailed as always. 546 00:56:36,595 --> 00:56:40,451 That's why Poul can return to God with peace of mind. 547 00:56:40,568 --> 00:56:46,073 Adam and I were by his side when he passed quietly away. 548 00:56:46,282 --> 00:56:51,360 His last words were: "I'm not afraid. I'm ready." 549 00:56:51,579 --> 00:56:54,731 But this is not all about Poul... 550 00:56:54,749 --> 00:56:59,180 because today Christoffer turns nine. 551 00:56:59,304 --> 00:57:02,504 Before we gorge ourselves on cake... 552 00:57:02,590 --> 00:57:05,627 let's honour Poul with a hymn. 553 00:57:05,843 --> 00:57:10,885 Kaj Munk's number 634. "You know my heart". 554 00:58:09,115 --> 00:58:12,567 There you are. I thought you had gone to bed. 555 00:58:12,785 --> 00:58:16,071 - I'd like to talk to you. - Can't it wait? 556 00:58:16,288 --> 00:58:21,247 It has been a long day for Christoffer with all this attention. 557 00:58:21,460 --> 00:58:23,509 I'd like to talk to you now. 558 00:58:25,733 --> 00:58:27,333 Okay then. 559 00:58:28,926 --> 00:58:33,818 Go into dad's office and cuddle up under a blanket. 560 00:58:34,431 --> 00:58:39,308 What's up with you? Is the business with the birthday cake? 561 00:58:40,820 --> 00:58:43,162 What if the Devil isn't testing you? 562 00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:44,886 What do you mean? 563 00:58:45,775 --> 00:58:48,760 What if it isn't him who's been dogging you? 564 00:58:48,779 --> 00:58:53,276 I see. You're reaching again. 565 00:58:53,492 --> 00:58:57,076 If not the Devil then who? A little elf? 566 00:58:57,288 --> 00:59:02,579 Maybe all the birds, the cooker and the worms are just a coincidence? 567 00:59:02,793 --> 00:59:05,379 Is that what you're telling people? 568 00:59:07,803 --> 00:59:09,503 God. 569 00:59:09,591 --> 00:59:12,546 - Pardon? - God. 570 00:59:15,038 --> 00:59:19,348 - I don't understand. - What if God is on your case? 571 00:59:20,803 --> 00:59:23,092 Why would he do that? 572 00:59:23,105 --> 00:59:28,480 Because he hates you. I've read this book. Book of Job. 573 00:59:28,694 --> 00:59:31,482 - Yes. - You've read it, right? 574 00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:42,285 No. It's about a crocodile. That's what I've heard. 575 00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:44,578 Yes, it's about a crocodile. 576 00:59:45,102 --> 00:59:47,602 But it's also about much more. 577 00:59:47,797 --> 00:59:50,819 Remember God killed Job's cattle? 578 00:59:50,843 --> 00:59:53,343 His seven camels and his ten kids? 579 00:59:55,027 --> 00:59:58,171 He takes everything away from him and makes him a leper. 580 00:59:58,782 --> 01:00:01,237 Does that remind you of anything? 581 01:00:03,104 --> 01:00:05,596 I never had a camel. 582 01:00:05,815 --> 01:00:09,232 Look at me. Look at me, Ivan! 583 01:00:10,945 --> 01:00:14,611 You know that God is behind this, right? 584 01:00:14,824 --> 01:00:18,027 God is not on your side, Ivan. 585 01:00:18,244 --> 01:00:20,277 Yes, he is. 586 01:00:21,789 --> 01:00:24,003 I don't believe any of this shit. 587 01:00:24,927 --> 01:00:29,227 I just want you to know that it's God. 588 01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:33,961 The Devil hasn't wasted any time on you. 589 01:00:34,476 --> 01:00:36,885 God wants to kill you. 590 01:00:36,904 --> 01:00:41,311 You're just so dense that you don't get it. 591 01:00:42,726 --> 01:00:45,396 Why are you doing this to me? 592 01:00:45,604 --> 01:00:49,817 Because I'm evil. You can't change that. 593 01:01:43,829 --> 01:01:46,782 There fire in sky. 594 01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:50,563 Him Ivan gone? 595 01:01:50,787 --> 01:01:52,787 He forgot moron kid. 596 01:02:01,096 --> 01:02:05,047 For sake of fuck, it was all fresh! 597 01:02:05,267 --> 01:02:08,720 Every night we now go to bed hungry. 598 01:05:13,330 --> 01:05:17,156 He's done for. You could use him as a crapper. 599 01:05:17,180 --> 01:05:18,668 Have you had coffee? 600 01:05:18,669 --> 01:05:24,625 - No. Is he going to... - Die? You bet your ass he is. 601 01:05:24,842 --> 01:05:30,846 Why do you think that the bloke began bleeding from all orifices in his skull? 602 01:05:31,056 --> 01:05:35,007 I give him four weeks, five tops. 603 01:05:35,227 --> 01:05:41,017 From a medical point of view it doesn't matter. He's come to his senses. 604 01:05:41,233 --> 01:05:45,861 Somehow you've managed to take away his faith. 605 01:05:46,071 --> 01:05:49,269 That's why I want to buy you coffee. 606 01:05:49,293 --> 01:05:50,784 It doesn't matter. 607 01:05:50,785 --> 01:05:53,359 Well excuse me. 608 01:06:26,821 --> 01:06:29,373 Are you ready? 609 01:06:30,491 --> 01:06:34,406 Get up, Ivan, we need the room. 610 01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:36,614 Go with Adam. 611 01:06:39,834 --> 01:06:42,670 Are you coming? 612 01:06:50,719 --> 01:06:53,389 Call me when he gets to weak. 613 01:06:53,597 --> 01:06:57,548 We'll give him a room and a shot of morphine. 614 01:08:29,693 --> 01:08:33,775 God hates us, Christoffer. 615 01:08:33,989 --> 01:08:36,481 He's always hated us. 616 01:08:37,743 --> 01:08:40,615 It doesn't look too good. 617 01:08:45,918 --> 01:08:49,003 Gather the others. 618 01:09:13,571 --> 01:09:16,691 Well, the fact is... 619 01:09:19,285 --> 01:09:23,118 Adam already knows but... 620 01:09:25,541 --> 01:09:27,618 I'm dying. 621 01:09:29,128 --> 01:09:32,748 - Die how? - I'll sleep with the worms. 622 01:09:33,466 --> 01:09:39,172 - Are you not going to stay? - No, that would be difficult. 623 01:09:39,788 --> 01:09:42,324 What are we to do? 624 01:09:43,142 --> 01:09:47,057 Well, I hope that you... 625 01:09:52,026 --> 01:09:54,150 I don't know. 626 01:09:54,361 --> 01:09:56,964 I don't know what you should do. 627 01:09:56,988 --> 01:09:58,988 I don't know anything anymore. 628 01:10:01,076 --> 01:10:06,692 If I said anything that you can use then do that or don't. 629 01:10:06,700 --> 01:10:08,990 I don't care. 630 01:10:13,906 --> 01:10:15,946 That's all. 631 01:10:29,146 --> 01:10:31,886 Where you're going? 632 01:10:31,910 --> 01:10:34,910 I feel like a drink. I've earned that. 633 01:10:35,402 --> 01:10:37,950 - Gunnar... - Leave me alone. 634 01:10:39,465 --> 01:10:41,512 You idiot! 635 01:10:42,336 --> 01:10:44,836 Gunnar, that's stupid. 636 01:11:25,795 --> 01:11:28,334 You had a hair. 637 01:11:31,459 --> 01:11:35,208 Here's one more. We have three. 638 01:11:35,421 --> 01:11:39,585 - Ivan deserve good cake. - What the fuck are you doing? 639 01:11:43,679 --> 01:11:46,716 - I'm picking apples. - With a paki? 640 01:11:48,768 --> 01:11:52,517 - What happened? - Lightning. 641 01:11:52,730 --> 01:11:57,559 What's wrong with you? Are you fucking kidding us? 642 01:11:57,777 --> 01:12:00,816 You climb trees with a nigger. 643 01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:02,840 That... 644 01:12:03,533 --> 01:12:06,572 Esben, just go home. 645 01:12:06,696 --> 01:12:09,696 He say go away and take fat friend. 646 01:12:11,749 --> 01:12:17,337 Jørgen, let's teach our little Black friend some manners. 647 01:12:17,546 --> 01:12:20,501 What the fuck are you doing? 648 01:12:20,716 --> 01:12:24,667 I feel stress. He come with psycho knee. 649 01:12:24,887 --> 01:12:28,933 - He shot me. - Here witness. Him done before. 650 01:12:29,141 --> 01:12:32,891 - He shot me! - I say sorry, fatso! 651 01:12:33,104 --> 01:12:36,687 - Take him with you. - You'll regret this. 652 01:12:37,199 --> 01:12:40,483 And you, nigger, you're dead. 653 01:12:41,930 --> 01:12:46,475 - You stupid? I have gun. - You can't just shoot people. 654 01:12:46,784 --> 01:12:52,740 He came with that shoulder. Psycho shoulder. There's his back. 655 01:12:54,458 --> 01:12:56,784 Stop it! 656 01:13:02,424 --> 01:13:04,980 I are off balance. 657 01:13:05,004 --> 01:13:07,504 I no like seeing Ivan like that. 658 01:13:08,097 --> 01:13:12,725 It's a shitty day. I want leave this faggot country. 659 01:13:48,304 --> 01:13:52,255 Khalid... You have to talk to him. 660 01:13:52,475 --> 01:13:54,967 He has problems. 661 01:13:55,186 --> 01:13:58,805 Gunnar is also behaving strangely. 662 01:14:00,065 --> 01:14:03,523 Well, you know... They need you. 663 01:14:03,747 --> 01:14:05,747 Leave me alone. 664 01:14:07,072 --> 01:14:11,260 Yes, but just have a talk with them. 665 01:14:12,870 --> 01:14:15,362 They'll listen to you. 666 01:14:22,171 --> 01:14:25,173 I'll put the apples in the fridge. 667 01:14:26,258 --> 01:14:28,611 Do as you please. 668 01:14:42,016 --> 01:14:44,403 Gunnar, what are you doing? 669 01:14:49,824 --> 01:14:51,743 Nothing. 670 01:14:51,867 --> 01:14:53,667 Where's Sarah? 671 01:14:55,454 --> 01:14:57,450 She's gone home. 672 01:14:58,474 --> 01:15:00,474 What's with all those things? 673 01:15:00,668 --> 01:15:02,697 It's just an aubergine... 674 01:15:03,221 --> 01:15:05,221 And the racket? 675 01:15:07,550 --> 01:15:12,837 It was in. Everyone said that is was in. 676 01:15:18,919 --> 01:15:22,254 - Go on in. - Not while you are here. 677 01:15:23,365 --> 01:15:25,901 Can I see how you live? 678 01:15:28,838 --> 01:15:30,760 No. 679 01:15:40,916 --> 01:15:45,045 - She got very drunk. - What have you done? 680 01:15:45,254 --> 01:15:47,083 Nothing yet. 681 01:15:47,607 --> 01:15:49,607 She just got drunk. 682 01:15:50,301 --> 01:15:53,504 - She wanted it. - Put that stuff down. 683 01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:00,886 It's her fault for getting that drunk. 684 01:16:11,155 --> 01:16:13,706 Let's go to bed. 685 01:16:15,026 --> 01:16:17,578 You come with me. Go on. 686 01:16:25,377 --> 01:16:30,621 - Wow, so many guns. - Khalid, where are you going? 687 01:16:30,841 --> 01:16:33,049 Statoil must die. 688 01:16:33,260 --> 01:16:36,547 - Wouldn't you rather stay here? - No. 689 01:16:36,764 --> 01:16:41,808 - You won't shoot anyone, right? - Drop it. I no want to shoot you. 690 01:16:41,828 --> 01:16:44,865 You meddle and I shoot your face. 691 01:16:45,481 --> 01:16:50,856 - Can we go with you? - You want rob with me? 692 01:16:51,070 --> 01:16:54,771 - Yes. - So nice. But no smoke in car. 693 01:16:54,990 --> 01:16:59,155 No. Get in. 694 01:17:24,620 --> 01:17:26,572 - I'll go in first. - Why? 695 01:17:26,596 --> 01:17:28,481 I have to use the loo. 696 01:17:28,482 --> 01:17:33,337 Okay, but no shooting anyone before me come in. 697 01:17:35,156 --> 01:17:38,359 Hat on, Gunnar. 698 01:17:40,619 --> 01:17:44,369 Is there a back door? Run! Get out of here! 699 01:17:44,582 --> 01:17:47,153 Get out! Run! 700 01:17:52,548 --> 01:17:55,600 - Where's employee? - They ran. 701 01:17:55,918 --> 01:17:57,820 For sake of fuck! 702 01:18:11,442 --> 01:18:15,357 - Are you done? - Don't you want some cigarettes? 703 01:18:30,211 --> 01:18:32,537 Stop it! Let's go! 704 01:18:52,441 --> 01:18:54,482 Are you hurt? 705 01:18:59,448 --> 01:19:01,418 That went well. 706 01:19:02,326 --> 01:19:06,159 You have to talk to Ivan. You need help, both of you. 707 01:19:06,372 --> 01:19:09,291 He also needs help. Come on. 708 01:19:10,209 --> 01:19:12,962 - Take of that hat. - Yes. 709 01:19:25,516 --> 01:19:28,038 Hi. Where did you go last night? 710 01:19:28,462 --> 01:19:30,462 We were at the gas station. 711 01:19:31,856 --> 01:19:35,475 - Was I very drunk? - No, you were nice. 712 01:19:35,693 --> 01:19:39,394 What are you doing? Where are the other apples? 713 01:19:39,613 --> 01:19:43,890 - We ate them. - Have you eaten seven apples? 714 01:19:43,902 --> 01:19:46,455 He was hungry. You only had beer. 715 01:19:47,179 --> 01:19:48,979 For fuck's sake! 716 01:19:51,067 --> 01:19:53,750 You look good in that outfit. 717 01:19:56,374 --> 01:19:58,274 Did we fool around yesterday? 718 01:20:00,843 --> 01:20:05,636 The girlie boys are here again. There are more. 719 01:20:10,519 --> 01:20:14,063 - Go into the church. - I no hide from that bunch of faggots. 720 01:20:14,074 --> 01:20:17,689 Look how many they are. Go into the church. 721 01:20:34,627 --> 01:20:37,198 You can go fuck yourself. 722 01:20:37,213 --> 01:20:39,675 We just want the paki. 723 01:20:39,699 --> 01:20:41,699 Will you stop that noise! 724 01:20:54,105 --> 01:20:59,120 I really shouldn't have come out here and ask for some peace and quite. 725 01:21:01,028 --> 01:21:05,143 I have six, maybe seven, days left to live. 726 01:21:05,157 --> 01:21:07,732 I deserve to be able to nap. 727 01:21:08,352 --> 01:21:12,330 I can't manage you rude people. Please leave. 728 01:21:13,249 --> 01:21:16,085 We just want the paki and do him. 729 01:21:16,293 --> 01:21:20,511 Do what you want. You can take him to the woods. 730 01:21:20,535 --> 01:21:22,335 I just want peace. 731 01:21:22,925 --> 01:21:24,885 Get him! 732 01:21:25,809 --> 01:21:28,309 That is just plain rude! 733 01:21:28,597 --> 01:21:31,170 We'll do this another way. 734 01:21:31,494 --> 01:21:34,094 Give me everything that makes noise. 735 01:21:49,660 --> 01:21:52,235 What the fuck was he doing? 736 01:21:52,455 --> 01:21:55,789 Asshole! 737 01:21:58,377 --> 01:22:02,954 - I wasn't my fault. - Let's get out of here. 738 01:22:47,384 --> 01:22:52,387 In medical terms this is called a half Kennedy. 739 01:22:52,598 --> 01:22:57,475 He won't get over that. I can assure you of that. 740 01:22:58,186 --> 01:23:03,340 Well, you just say your goodbyes and I'll stick the kettle on. 741 01:23:34,557 --> 01:23:38,852 It's not nice to take the church car. It's for the dead. 742 01:23:39,061 --> 01:23:42,527 Shut up, Gunnar. So goodbye to you all. 743 01:23:42,540 --> 01:23:47,452 - You could stay. Ivan may return. - Ivan is toasted. 744 01:23:47,870 --> 01:23:49,951 I have to go home. 745 01:23:50,575 --> 01:23:52,575 What you say, Adam. 746 01:23:53,409 --> 01:23:56,112 I don't know. You decide. 747 01:23:56,229 --> 01:24:00,793 I go. I sorry about Ivan. I sorry that you can't make cake. 748 01:24:01,208 --> 01:24:04,329 See you, Adam and the Sarah. 749 01:24:04,545 --> 01:24:06,578 Fuck you, Gunnar. 750 01:24:08,591 --> 01:24:10,631 Well, okay. 751 01:24:24,940 --> 01:24:26,736 Go to your room. 752 01:24:27,260 --> 01:24:29,860 Don't get angry, but... 753 01:24:34,992 --> 01:24:38,077 - Where is that from? - Don't hurt me. 754 01:24:38,287 --> 01:24:42,915 I took it by accident. I'm sorry. I'll never do it again. 755 01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:06,271 Enter. 756 01:26:08,095 --> 01:26:09,495 His bed is empty. 757 01:26:09,587 --> 01:26:10,706 Yes. 758 01:26:11,430 --> 01:26:12,730 Where is he? 759 01:26:12,824 --> 01:26:16,166 It doesn't make sense. I'm a man of science. 760 01:26:16,190 --> 01:26:17,890 I believe in figures. 761 01:26:17,979 --> 01:26:21,681 I'm going somewhere where the sick die... 762 01:26:21,700 --> 01:26:26,988 and don't go sit in the garden with a cheese burger after having been shot. 763 01:26:29,106 --> 01:26:32,025 - Is he in the garden? - Yes. 764 01:26:32,943 --> 01:26:36,444 He just got up and went for a walk. 765 01:26:36,655 --> 01:26:40,868 The bullet simply shot the tumour away. 766 01:26:41,286 --> 01:26:44,270 Now they're telling me that the bloke is well again. 767 01:26:44,894 --> 01:26:46,894 I've bloody well had it. 768 01:27:18,197 --> 01:27:20,570 Hi, Adam. 769 01:27:22,993 --> 01:27:25,291 I baked an apple cake. 770 01:27:26,015 --> 01:27:27,215 Yes. 771 01:27:30,626 --> 01:27:32,916 Should we have a go? 772 01:28:56,587 --> 01:28:58,542 What's the name of the child? 773 01:28:58,566 --> 01:29:01,566 Ivan Lambert Andersen. 774 01:29:02,551 --> 01:29:06,301 Ivan Lambert Andersen... 775 01:29:06,514 --> 01:29:11,141 I baptise you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. 776 01:29:12,052 --> 01:29:13,892 Amen. 777 01:29:17,191 --> 01:29:20,526 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 778 01:29:20,736 --> 01:29:23,311 - Come back. - No time. 779 01:29:23,531 --> 01:29:28,090 - We're going to Indonesia. - Interesting. Because of the tigers? 780 01:29:28,202 --> 01:29:33,446 No, I plan to play tennis again. They have the best courts. 781 01:29:34,166 --> 01:29:36,789 It's because of junior. 782 01:29:37,002 --> 01:29:41,297 With his Down's syndrome he'll just look like the others. 783 01:29:41,507 --> 01:29:46,170 Yes, tigers are really fascinating. You're always welcome. 784 01:29:46,387 --> 01:29:49,721 - We have to go. - Don't you have to change? 785 01:29:49,932 --> 01:29:52,304 I'll do it in the car. 786 01:29:55,771 --> 01:29:58,643 Come on, Gunnar. 787 01:30:05,114 --> 01:30:10,073 Arne and Noller. Ivan Fjeldsted. Call me Ivan. 788 01:30:11,328 --> 01:30:15,541 Okay then. This is my assistant, Adam Ole Pedersen. 789 01:30:15,749 --> 01:30:18,802 We've been looking forward to meeting you. 790 01:30:19,420 --> 01:30:22,457 Well, let's go. I'll take the bags. 791 01:30:22,673 --> 01:30:26,043 What the fuck is wrong with your eye? 792 01:30:27,887 --> 01:30:31,339 - What do you mean? - You look like a spastic. 793 01:30:31,557 --> 01:30:33,398 Really? 794 01:30:33,409 --> 01:30:37,278 I think that's just a rude way to break the ice 795 01:30:37,297 --> 01:30:42,125 We'll come through town so let's ask what they think of me. 796 01:30:42,943 --> 01:30:48,105 This is not the place for that discussion because you'll lose. 797 01:30:51,285 --> 01:30:54,869 The eye is fine. We'll discuss it in the car. 798 01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:59,909 Good idea with that discussion. Come on.