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I need a father who's a role model,
not some horny geek boy...
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who's going to spray his shorts whenever
I bring a girlfriend home from school.
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What a lame-o.
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Someone really should just put him
out of his misery.
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You want me to kill him for you?
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Yeah. Would you?
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My name is Lester Burnham.
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This is my neighborhood.
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This is my street.
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This is my life.
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I'm 42 years old.
In less than a year, I'll be dead.
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Of course,
I don't know that yet.
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And in a way,
I'm dead already.
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Look at me:
jerking off in the shower.
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This will be the high point of my day.
It's all downhill from here.
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That's my wife, Carolyn.
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See the way the handle
on those pruning
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shears matches her
gardening clogs?
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That's not an accident.
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Hush, Bitsy!
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- Hush. What is wrong with you?
- That's our next-door neighbor, Jim.
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And that's his lover, Jim.
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- You spoil her. Bitsy, no bark.
Come inside now. - Me?
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- Come on. Yes. Inside.
- Good morning, Jim!
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Good morning, Carolyn.
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I love your tie!
That color!
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I just love your roses. How do you
get them to flourish like this?
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Well, I'll tell you:
eggshells and Miracle-Gro.
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- I've never heard that.
- Man, I get exhausted just watching her.
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She wasn't always like this.
She used to be happy.
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We used to be happy.
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My daughter Jane.
Only child.
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Janie's a pretty typical teenager:
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angry, insecure, confused.
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I wish I could tell her that's all going
to pass, but I don't want to lie to her.
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Jane, honey, are you trying
to look unattractive?
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- Yes. - Congratulations.
You've succeeded admirably.
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Lester, could you make me a little later,
please, because I'm not quite late enough.
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Nice going, Dad.
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Both my wife and
daughter think I'm this gigantic loser.
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And they're right.
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I have lost something.
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I'm not exactly sure
what it is,
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but I know
I didn't always feel this...
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sedated.
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But you know what?
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It's never too late
to get it back.
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Hello. This is Lester Burnham
from Media Monthly magazine.
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I'm calling
for Mr. Tamblin, please.
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Well, we're all under a deadline here.
You see, there's some basic information...
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about your product launch that isn't even
covered in your press release, and I'd...
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Yeah, c...
can I ask you a question?
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Who is Tamblin? Does he exist?
'Cause he doesn't ever seem to come in.
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Yeah. Okay.
I'll leave my number.
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It's 555-0199.
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Lester Burnham.
Thank you!
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Hey, Les.
You got a minute?
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For you, Brad,
I got five!
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So, yeah, I'm sure you can understand
our need to cut corners around here.
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Oh, sure.
Times are tight.
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You got to free up some cash.
You got to spend money to make money.
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- Right?
- Exactly.
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Like the time that Mr. Flournoy used
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the company MasterCard to
pay for that hooker,
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and she used the card numbers
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and stayed at the St. Regis
for, what was it, three months?
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- That's unsubstantiated gossip.
- That's $50,000. That's somebody's salary.
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That's somebody who's going to get fired
because Craig has to pay women to fuck him!
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Jesus!
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I mean, calm down.
Nobody's getting fired yet.
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That's why we're having everyone...
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write out a job description mapping
out in detail how they contribute.
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That way management
can assess who's valuable...
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And who's expendable.
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It's just business.
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I've been writing
for this magazine for 14 years.
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- You've been here how long? A whole month?
- I'm one of the good guys, Les.
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I'm trying to level with you.
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This is your one chance
to save your job.
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There is no decision.
You just write the damn thing.
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- You don't think it's weird
and kind of fascist? - Possibly.
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- But you don't want to be unemployed.
- All right.
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Let's just all sell our souls and work for
Satan 'cause it's more convenient that way.
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Oh, could you be a little bit
more dramatic, please, huh?
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So, we finally
got new neighbors.
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You know, if the Lomans had let me represent
them instead of the Real Estate King,
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that house would never
have sat on the market for six months.
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Well, they were still mad at you
for cutting down their sycamore.
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Their sycamore?
Come on.
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A substantial portion of the root
structure was on our property.
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You know that.
How can you call it their sycamore?
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I wouldn't have the heart
to just cut down something
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if it wasn't partially mine,
which, of course, it was.
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Mom, do we always have to listen
to this elevator music?
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No. No, we don't.
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And as soon you've prepared a nutritious
yet savory meal that I'm about to eat,
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you can listen
to whatever you like.
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So, Janie, how was school?
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It was okay.
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Just okay?
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No, Dad.
It was spectacular.
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Well, you want to know
how things went in my job today?
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They've hired
this efficiency expert,
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this really friendly guy
named Brad...
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How perfect is that? And he's basically
there to make it seem they're justified...
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in firing somebody, because they couldn't
just come out and say that, could they?
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No, no. That would just be too honest.
So they've asked us...
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You couldn't
possibly care less, could you?
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What do you expect?
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You can't all of a sudden be my best
friend just because you had a bad day.
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I mean, hello, you've barely even
spoken to me for months.
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Oh, what?
You're "Mother of the Year"?
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You treat her like an employee.
- What?
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What?
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I'm going
to get some ice cream.
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Janie...
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I'm sorry I haven't
been more available.
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I'm just... I...
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You know, you don't always
have to wait for me to come to you.
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Oh, great.
So now it's my fault?
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I didn't say that.
It's nobody's fault. It...
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Janie, what happened?
We used to be pals.
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I will sell this house today.
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I will sell this house today.
I will sell this house today.
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I will sell this house today.
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Welcome.
I'm Carolyn Burnham.
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This living room
is very dramatic.
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Wait till you see
the native stone fireplace!
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A simple cream could really lighten things
up. You could even put in a skylight.
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Well, why don't we
go into the kitchen?
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It's a dream come true
for any cook.
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Just filled
with positive energy, huh?
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And you'll be surprised how much a ceiling
fan can cut down on your energy costs.
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You know, you could have some fun
backyard get-togethers out here.
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The ad said this pool was lagoon-like.
There's nothing lagoon-like about it.
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Except for maybe the bugs.
There aren't even any plants out here.
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What do you call this?
Is this not a plant?
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If you have a problem with the plants, I
can always call my landscape architect.
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- Solved. - I mean,
I think "lagoon," I think waterfall, tropical.
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This is a cement hole.
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Uh...
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I have some tiki torches
in the garage.
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Shut up! Stop it!
You weak... You baby!
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Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up!
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Who are you looking for?
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My parents are coming tonight.
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They're trying to, you know,
take an active interest in me.
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Gross. I hate it
when my mom does that.
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They're such assholes. Why can't
they just have their own lives?
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What makes you sure she wants us
to be there? Did she ask us to come?
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Of course not. She doesn't want us
to know how important this is to her.
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But she's been practicing
for weeks.
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I'll bet she's going to resent it, and I'm
missing the James Bond marathon on T.N.T.
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Lester, this is important. I'm sensing a
real distance growing between you and Jane.
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"Growing"?
She hates me.
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- She's just willful.
- She hates you too.
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- Excuse me. Sorry. I'm sorry.
- Pardon me.
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Hi! Patty!
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Now, for your halftime entertainment,
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Rockwell High's award-winning
Dancing Spartanettes!
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We can leave
right after this, right?
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Shit. They're still here.
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Janie!
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Hey, I really enjoyed that.
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- Congratulations, honey. You were great.
- I didn't win anything.
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- Hi. I'm Lester, Janie's dad.
- Oh, hi.
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This is my friend,
Angela Hayes.
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Okay. Good to meet you.
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You were also good tonight,
very... precise.
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- Thanks.
- Nice to meet you, Angela.
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Honey...
I am so proud of you.
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You know, I watched you very closely.
You didn't screw up once.
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Okay, uh, we have to go.
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- So what are you girls doing now?
- Dad.
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We're going out for pizza.
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Really? Do you need a ride?
We can give you a ride.
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- I have a car. You want to come with us?
- Thanks, but I have a car.
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You have a car.
That's great. That's great.
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Janie's thinking about
getting a car, too, soon, aren't you?
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Dad, Mom's waiting for you.
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Well, it was very nice
meeting you, Angela.
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Any friend of Janie's...
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is a... friend of mine.
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Well... I'll be
seeing you around, then.
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Could he be any more...
pathetic?
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I think he's sweet.
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And I think he and your mother
have not had sex in a long time.
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It's the weirdest thing.
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I feel like I've been in a coma
for about 20 years...
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and I'm just now waking up.
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Spec-tacular.
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I'm so sorry
my dad was weird tonight.
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That's okay.
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I'm used to guys
drooling over me.
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It started
when I was about 12.
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I'd go to dinner
with my parents.
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Every Thursday night: Red Lobster.
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Every guy there would stare at me
when I walked in.
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And I knew
what they were thinking,
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just like I knew guys at school thought
about me when they jerked off.
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- Vomit.
- No. I liked it.
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I still like it. If people I don't even
know look at me and want to fuck me,
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it means I really have a shot
at being a model.
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Which is great,
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because there's nothing worse in life
than being ordinary.
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I really think
it'll happen for you.
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I know.
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Because everything that was meant
to happen, does... eventually.
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Asshole.
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Hello? Hello?
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- Hello?
- Why'd you call me?
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I didn't.
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Well, my phone just rang and
I answered it, and somebody hung up.
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- And I star-69'ed, and I called you
back. - Well, I was in the shower.
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Oh, gross!
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Ricky! Breakfast!
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Be right there.
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- Mom.
- Hello.
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I don't eat bacon, remember?
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I'm sorry.
I must've forgotten.
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00:24:15,929 --> 00:24:18,890
What's new in the world, Dad?
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This country
is going straight to hell.
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- Are you expecting anyone?
- No.
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No.
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- Hi.
- Welcome to the neighborhood.
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It's just a little
something from our garden.
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Except for the pasta.
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- We got that at Fallaci's.
- Right. It's unbelievably fresh.
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You just... You drop it
in the water, and it's done.
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Jim Olmeyer. Two doors down.
Welcome to the neighborhood.
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Colonel Frank Fitts,
U.S. Marine Corps.
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It's nice to meet you.
This is my partner...
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Jim Berkley, but call me J.B.
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Let's cut to chase, okay?
What are you guys selling?
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- We... - Nothing. We just wanted
to say hi to our new neighbors.
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00:25:13,361 --> 00:25:18,908
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You said you're
partners, so what's your business?
237
00:25:20,535 --> 00:25:24,539
Well... he is a tax attorney.
238
00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:27,626
And he's an anesthesiologist.
239
00:25:36,301 --> 00:25:40,764
How come these faggots
always have to rub it in your face?
240
00:25:40,847 --> 00:25:43,934
How can they
be so shameless?
241
00:25:45,393 --> 00:25:48,605
That's the whole thing, Dad.
242
00:25:48,688 --> 00:25:51,983
They don't feel that's anything
to be ashamed of.
243
00:25:53,109 --> 00:25:55,612
Well, it is.
244
00:25:57,322 --> 00:25:59,491
Yeah, you're right.
245
00:25:59,492 --> 00:26:01,660
Don't placate me like
I'm your mother, boy.
246
00:26:04,621 --> 00:26:07,457
Forgive me, sir,
for speaking so bluntly,
247
00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:10,585
but those fags make me want
to puke my fucking guts out.
248
00:26:18,343 --> 00:26:23,515
Well, me too, son.
Yeah. Me too.
249
00:26:28,561 --> 00:26:32,524
I'm serious. He just
pulled down his pants and yanked it out.
250
00:26:32,607 --> 00:26:36,278
- You know, like, "Say hello to Mr. Happy."
- Gross!
251
00:26:36,361 --> 00:26:41,199
- It wasn't gross. It was kind of cool.
- So did you do it with him?
252
00:26:41,283 --> 00:26:45,620
Of course. He's a really
well-known photographer.
253
00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:48,456
He shoots for Elle on,
like, a regular basis.
254
00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:50,917
It would've been majorly
stupid of me to turn him down.
255
00:26:50,918 --> 00:26:53,295
You are a total prostitute.
256
00:26:53,378 --> 00:26:57,507
Hey, that's how
things really are.
257
00:26:57,591 --> 00:27:01,428
You just don't know because you're
this pampered little suburban chick.
258
00:27:01,511 --> 00:27:05,098
So are you. You've only been
in Seventeen once, and you looked fat.
259
00:27:05,181 --> 00:27:08,852
So stop acting like you're
goddamn Christy Turlington!
260
00:27:11,187 --> 00:27:13,106
Cunt!
261
00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:18,069
I am so sick of people
taking their insecurities out on me.
262
00:27:19,779 --> 00:27:22,356
Oh, my God.
That's the pervert who filmed me last night.
263
00:27:22,357 --> 00:27:24,075
Him?
264
00:27:24,159 --> 00:27:27,203
Jane. No way.
He's a total lunatic.
265
00:27:27,287 --> 00:27:29,205
- Do you know him?
- Yeah.
266
00:27:29,289 --> 00:27:31,499
We were on the same lunch shift
when I was in ninth grade,
267
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:35,128
and he would always save
the most random, weird things.
268
00:27:35,211 --> 00:27:39,591
And then one day,
he was just, like, gone.
269
00:27:39,674 --> 00:27:42,593
And then Connie Cardullo told me
270
00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:45,513
that his parents had to put
him in a mental institution.
271
00:27:45,597 --> 00:27:47,724
Why? What did he do?
272
00:27:47,807 --> 00:27:50,685
What do you mean?
273
00:27:50,769 --> 00:27:54,898
Well, they can't put you away
just for saying weird things.
274
00:27:57,317 --> 00:28:02,447
You total slut.
You've got a crush on him.
275
00:28:02,530 --> 00:28:05,325
- What? Please!
- You are defending him. You love him.
276
00:28:05,408 --> 00:28:08,703
- You want to have, like,
10,000 of his babies. - Shut up.
277
00:28:08,787 --> 00:28:13,041
Hi. My name's Ricky.
I just moved next door to you.
278
00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:15,168
I know.
279
00:28:15,251 --> 00:28:19,381
I kind of remember this creepy incident
where you were filming me last night?
280
00:28:19,464 --> 00:28:23,551
- I didn't mean to scare you.
I just think you're interesting. - Thanks.
281
00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:28,265
But I really don't need to have some
psycho obsessing about me right now.
282
00:28:29,307 --> 00:28:33,311
I'm not obsessing.
I'm just curious.
283
00:28:48,451 --> 00:28:50,412
What a freak.
284
00:28:50,495 --> 00:28:53,790
And why does he dress
like a Bible salesman?
285
00:28:53,873 --> 00:28:57,002
He's, like, so confident.
286
00:28:57,085 --> 00:29:00,130
That can't be real.
287
00:29:00,213 --> 00:29:02,757
I don't believe him.
288
00:29:02,841 --> 00:29:06,928
I mean, he didn't even,
like, look at me once.
289
00:29:12,058 --> 00:29:14,102
How'd you get in the Army?
290
00:29:14,103 --> 00:29:16,146
Sergeant,
I got three reasons for being in the Army.
291
00:29:16,229 --> 00:29:20,275
First, I'm patriotic. Second, I love
my country. And third, they nailed me.
292
00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:36,625
Hey.
293
00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:41,546
What's going on here?
294
00:29:41,547 --> 00:29:43,381
Bend all the way down. Here
comes the Bull of the Woods.
295
00:29:46,301 --> 00:29:48,887
I'm sorry. What?
296
00:29:49,971 --> 00:29:52,349
Mom, nobody said anything.
297
00:29:52,432 --> 00:29:54,893
Oh. I'm sorry.
298
00:30:01,399 --> 00:30:03,443
Everyone here is with their spouse
or significant other.
299
00:30:03,526 --> 00:30:05,048
How would it look if
I showed up with no one?
300
00:30:05,049 --> 00:30:06,571
You always end up ignoring me.
301
00:30:06,655 --> 00:30:10,158
Now, listen to me.
This is an important business function.
302
00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:13,411
As you know, my business
is selling an image,
303
00:30:13,495 --> 00:30:15,830
and part of my job
is to live that image.
304
00:30:15,914 --> 00:30:20,377
Honey, do me a favor and say whatever you
want to say and spare me the propaganda.
305
00:30:20,460 --> 00:30:23,380
All right.
Hi, Shirley!
306
00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:27,801
Listen. Just do me a favor.
Act happy tonight.
307
00:30:27,884 --> 00:30:32,681
- I am happy, honey!
- You're not... Oh, that's Buddy!
308
00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:36,226
- Buddy! Buddy! Hi!
- Hi.
309
00:30:36,309 --> 00:30:38,770
Good to see you again.
310
00:30:38,853 --> 00:30:42,357
- It's so good to see you too, Catherine.
- Carolyn.
311
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,402
Oh, Carolyn! Of course.
How are you?
312
00:30:45,485 --> 00:30:49,447
- Very well, thank you. Hello, Christy.
- Hello.
313
00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:53,493
- My husband, Lester.
- It's a pleasure.
314
00:30:53,576 --> 00:30:58,707
Oh, we've met before, actually. This
thing last year. Christmas at the Sheraton.
315
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:01,042
Oh, yeah!
316
00:31:01,126 --> 00:31:04,254
Oh, it's okay.
I wouldn't remember me either.
317
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:10,802
Honey, don't be weird.
318
00:31:10,885 --> 00:31:13,722
- All right, honey. I won't be weird.
- Okay.
319
00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:17,058
I'll be whatever
you want me to be.
320
00:31:17,142 --> 00:31:19,644
Well, oka...
321
00:31:29,487 --> 00:31:33,575
- We have a very healthy relationship.
- I see.
322
00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:40,123
Well, I don't know about you guys,
but I need a drink.
323
00:31:40,206 --> 00:31:42,917
Ohh.
324
00:31:45,420 --> 00:31:48,506
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Put a little more in there, cowboy.
325
00:32:04,356 --> 00:32:09,653
Excuse me. Don't you live on Robin Hood
Trail? The house with the red door?
326
00:32:09,736 --> 00:32:14,658
- Yeah. - I'm Ricky Fitts.
I just moved in the house next to you.
327
00:32:14,741 --> 00:32:18,995
Oh. Hi, Ricky Fitts.
I'm Lester Burnham.
328
00:32:19,079 --> 00:32:21,623
Hi, Lester Burnham.
329
00:32:31,716 --> 00:32:35,136
- Do you party?
- Excuse me?
330
00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:38,431
Do you get high?
331
00:32:40,976 --> 00:32:45,730
You know, I probably wouldn't even tell
you this if I weren't a little tipsy, but...
332
00:32:47,232 --> 00:32:50,068
I'm in complete awe of you.
333
00:32:50,151 --> 00:32:52,570
I mean, your firm...
334
00:32:52,654 --> 00:32:56,658
is hands-down the Rolls-Royce
of local real estate firms,
335
00:32:56,741 --> 00:33:00,245
and your personal
sales record is...
336
00:33:00,328 --> 00:33:04,374
It's very intimidating.
337
00:33:04,457 --> 00:33:09,462
You know, I'd love to sit down
with you and just pick your brain,
338
00:33:09,546 --> 00:33:12,424
if you'd ever be willing.
339
00:33:14,009 --> 00:33:17,512
You know, I suppose technically
I'm the competition,
340
00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:21,308
but I mean, hey,
I don't flatter myself...
341
00:33:21,391 --> 00:33:24,894
that I'm even
in the same league as you.
342
00:33:24,978 --> 00:33:27,188
I don't.
343
00:33:27,272 --> 00:33:29,232
I'd love to.
344
00:33:30,817 --> 00:33:33,737
- Really?
- Absolutely.
345
00:33:33,820 --> 00:33:37,115
Call my secretary.
Have her schedule a lunch.
346
00:33:38,658 --> 00:33:41,453
I'll do that.
Thank you.
347
00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:51,129
Did you ever see that movie
where the body is walking around...
348
00:33:51,212 --> 00:33:54,424
carrying its own head, and then
the head goes down on that babe?
349
00:33:54,507 --> 00:33:57,385
Re-Animator.
350
00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:01,598
Look.
351
00:34:01,681 --> 00:34:05,060
I'm not paying you to do whatever
it is you're doing out here.
352
00:34:05,143 --> 00:34:08,063
Fine. So don't pay me.
353
00:34:08,146 --> 00:34:10,231
Excuse me?
354
00:34:10,315 --> 00:34:15,236
I quit, so you don't have
to pay me. Now leave me alone.
355
00:34:17,489 --> 00:34:19,741
Asshole.
356
00:34:24,371 --> 00:34:27,582
I think you just
became my personal hero.
357
00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:31,127
Doesn't that make you nervous,
just quitting your job like that?
358
00:34:32,837 --> 00:34:36,049
Well, I guess when
you're all of, what, 16...
359
00:34:36,132 --> 00:34:40,595
Eighteen. I just do
these gigs as a cover.
360
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:43,765
I have other sources of income.
361
00:34:43,848 --> 00:34:46,476
But my dad interferes less
in my life when I pretend...
362
00:34:46,559 --> 00:34:49,896
to be an upstanding young citizen
with a respectable job.
363
00:34:49,980 --> 00:34:52,065
Lester?
364
00:34:54,901 --> 00:34:59,114
- What are you doing?
- Honey, this is... Ricky Fitts.
365
00:34:59,197 --> 00:35:03,034
This is Ricky Fitts.
366
00:35:05,453 --> 00:35:08,456
I'm Ricky Fitts. I just moved
into the house next to you.
367
00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:11,543
I go to school
with your daughter.
368
00:35:11,626 --> 00:35:14,254
- With Jane?
- Yeah.
369
00:35:14,337 --> 00:35:17,048
- Really?
- Jane.
370
00:35:17,132 --> 00:35:21,720
Hi. I'm ready to go.
I'll meet you out front.
371
00:35:25,765 --> 00:35:29,728
Oh, I'm in trouble.
372
00:35:31,104 --> 00:35:34,190
Nice meeting you, Ricky.
Thanks for the thing.
373
00:35:34,274 --> 00:35:37,152
Anytime. Lester?
374
00:35:37,235 --> 00:35:40,822
If you want any more,
you know where I live.
375
00:35:54,252 --> 00:35:58,632
Oh, shit. They're home. Quick.
Let's go up to my room.
376
00:35:58,715 --> 00:36:01,176
I should say hi
to your dad.
377
00:36:01,259 --> 00:36:04,387
I don't want to be rude.
378
00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:18,318
Nice suit.
379
00:36:19,444 --> 00:36:21,446
You're looking good,
Mr. Burnham.
380
00:36:21,529 --> 00:36:25,283
Last time I saw you,
you looked kind of wound up.
381
00:36:28,995 --> 00:36:31,289
Ooh, is that root beer?
382
00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:32,934
I love root beer,
don't you?
383
00:37:35,395 --> 00:37:37,314
- Hey.
- Hi, Mom.
384
00:37:37,397 --> 00:37:39,608
- Hi.
- Remember Angela?
385
00:37:39,691 --> 00:37:41,776
Yes, of course.
386
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:45,614
I forgot to tell you. She's going
to spend the night. Is that okay?
387
00:37:53,538 --> 00:37:57,125
- Sorry about my dad.
- Don't be. I think it's funny.
388
00:37:57,208 --> 00:38:02,255
Yeah, to you he's just another guy
who wants to jump your bones.
389
00:38:02,339 --> 00:38:07,177
But to me, he's just...
too embarrassing to live.
390
00:38:08,637 --> 00:38:12,390
Well, your mom's the one
who's embarrassing. What a phony.
391
00:38:12,474 --> 00:38:15,727
- But your dad's actually kind of cute.
- Shut up.
392
00:38:15,810 --> 00:38:19,564
He is. If he just
worked out a little, he'd be hot.
393
00:38:19,648 --> 00:38:21,608
- Shut up!
- Come on.
394
00:38:21,691 --> 00:38:26,571
Like you've never sneaked a peek at him in
his underwear? I bet he's got a big dick.
395
00:38:26,655 --> 00:38:28,990
You are so grossing me out right now.
396
00:38:29,074 --> 00:38:32,327
If he built up his chest
and arms, I would totally fuck him.
397
00:38:32,410 --> 00:38:36,665
I would. I would suck
your dad's big fat dick,
398
00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:39,834
and then I'd fuck him until
his eyes rolled back in his head.
399
00:38:39,918 --> 00:38:43,588
Jane, shh. What was that noise?
400
00:38:46,258 --> 00:38:48,927
- I swear I heard something.
- Yeah.
401
00:38:49,010 --> 00:38:51,972
That was the sound of you
being a huge, disgusting pig.
402
00:38:52,055 --> 00:38:54,516
No, I'm serious.
403
00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:57,352
See?
404
00:38:57,435 --> 00:39:00,730
- Oh, my God. Jane.
- What is it?
405
00:39:03,817 --> 00:39:07,237
It's that psycho next door.
406
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,489
Jane, what if he worships you?
407
00:39:09,572 --> 00:39:12,137
What if he's got a shrine
with pictures of you
408
00:39:12,138 --> 00:39:14,703
surrounded by dead
people's heads and stuff?
409
00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:18,248
Shit. I bet
he's filming us right now.
410
00:39:18,331 --> 00:39:20,292
Really?
411
00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:54,803
Welcome to
America's Weirdest Home Videos.
412
00:41:19,244 --> 00:41:22,455
Ricky?
413
00:41:22,539 --> 00:41:24,874
Coming, Dad.
414
00:41:24,958 --> 00:41:28,503
You know I don't like
locked doors in my house, boy.
415
00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:37,679
- I'm sorry.
I must've locked it by accident. - Mm.
416
00:41:38,763 --> 00:41:41,391
So what's up?
417
00:41:43,476 --> 00:41:46,229
I... I need a urine sample.
418
00:41:46,313 --> 00:41:48,231
Wow.
419
00:41:48,315 --> 00:41:51,026
It's been six months already.
420
00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:54,195
Can I give it to you in the morning?
I just took a whiz.
421
00:41:54,279 --> 00:41:56,406
Yeah. I suppose.
422
00:42:00,327 --> 00:42:03,121
Y-You know...
423
00:42:10,629 --> 00:42:14,466
Well, good night, son.
424
00:43:20,740 --> 00:43:22,826
I've been waiting for you.
425
00:43:43,597 --> 00:43:46,141
You've been working out,
haven't you?
426
00:43:46,224 --> 00:43:48,393
I can tell.
427
00:43:49,894 --> 00:43:52,981
I was hoping you could
give me a bath.
428
00:43:53,064 --> 00:43:55,609
I'm very, very dirty.
429
00:44:28,558 --> 00:44:30,810
What are you doing?
430
00:44:32,145 --> 00:44:34,189
Nothing.
431
00:44:34,272 --> 00:44:36,858
- You were masturbating.
- I was not.
432
00:44:36,942 --> 00:44:39,736
Yes, you were.
433
00:44:39,819 --> 00:44:43,573
Oh, all right.
So shoot me. I was whacking off.
434
00:44:43,657 --> 00:44:47,243
That's right. I was choking
the bishop, chafing the carrot.
435
00:44:47,327 --> 00:44:50,246
You know, saying "hi"
to my monster.
436
00:44:50,330 --> 00:44:52,249
That's disgusting.
437
00:44:52,332 --> 00:44:55,460
Well, excuse me, but some of us still
have blood pumping through our veins.
438
00:44:55,543 --> 00:44:57,796
- So do I.
- Really?
439
00:44:57,879 --> 00:45:02,217
Well, I'm the only one who seems
to be doing anything about it.
440
00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:05,887
Lester, I refuse to live like this!
441
00:45:05,971 --> 00:45:07,931
This is not a marriage.
442
00:45:08,014 --> 00:45:11,101
This hasn't been
a marriage for years,
443
00:45:11,184 --> 00:45:14,145
but you were happy as long
as I kept my mouth shut.
444
00:45:14,229 --> 00:45:16,273
Well, guess what.
I've changed.
445
00:45:16,356 --> 00:45:18,942
And the new me whacks off
when he feels horny...
446
00:45:19,025 --> 00:45:21,820
'cause you're obviously not going
to help me out in that department.
447
00:45:21,903 --> 00:45:24,572
I see. You think you're the
only one who's sexually frustrated.
448
00:45:24,656 --> 00:45:27,784
I'm not? Well, then,
come on, baby. I'm ready.
449
00:45:27,867 --> 00:45:30,036
Don't you mess
with me, mister.
450
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,248
I will divorce you so fast,
it'll make your head spin.
451
00:45:33,331 --> 00:45:35,500
On what grounds?
452
00:45:35,584 --> 00:45:38,169
I'm not a drunk.
I don't fuck other women.
453
00:45:38,253 --> 00:45:40,672
I don't mistreat you.
I've never hit you.
454
00:45:40,755 --> 00:45:43,341
I don't even try to touch you,
since you made it so abundantly clear...
455
00:45:43,425 --> 00:45:45,719
just how unnecessary
you consider me to be!
456
00:45:47,721 --> 00:45:51,141
But... I did support you
when you got your license.
457
00:45:51,224 --> 00:45:55,312
And some people might think that
entitles me to half of what's yours.
458
00:45:55,395 --> 00:45:58,231
Oh!
459
00:45:58,315 --> 00:46:02,068
So, turn out the light
when you come back to bed, okay?
460
00:46:13,538 --> 00:46:16,458
It's a great thing
when you realize you still have...
461
00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:19,127
the ability
to surprise yourself.
462
00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:23,173
Makes you wonder what else you can do
that you've forgotten about.
463
00:46:23,256 --> 00:46:25,216
Hey, guys.
464
00:46:25,300 --> 00:46:27,719
Lester. I didn't know you ran.
465
00:46:27,802 --> 00:46:30,138
- I just started.
- Good for you.
466
00:46:30,221 --> 00:46:34,309
I figured you guys might be able to give
me some pointers. I need to shape up, fast.
467
00:46:34,392 --> 00:46:37,187
Are you looking to just lose weight,
or do you want to have...
468
00:46:37,270 --> 00:46:40,190
increased strength
and flexibility as well?
469
00:46:40,273 --> 00:46:43,735
I... I want
to look good naked.
470
00:46:58,625 --> 00:47:03,338
Oh, what is this?
Fuckin' gay pride parade?
471
00:47:03,421 --> 00:47:05,507
Hey! Yo, Ricky.
472
00:47:09,427 --> 00:47:14,182
My entire life is passing before my eyes,
and those two have barely broken a sweat.
473
00:47:14,265 --> 00:47:17,518
Sorry. Hi. Lester Burnham.
I live next door. We haven't met.
474
00:47:17,602 --> 00:47:19,604
Colonel Frank Fitts,
U.S. Marine Corps.
475
00:47:19,687 --> 00:47:22,774
Oh, whoa. Well.
476
00:47:22,857 --> 00:47:25,109
Welcome to the neighborhood, sir.
477
00:47:29,071 --> 00:47:32,033
Ricky, uh...
478
00:47:32,116 --> 00:47:35,703
I was thinking about the, uh...
I was gonna... The movie we talked about.
479
00:47:35,787 --> 00:47:37,705
- Re-Animator.
- Yeah!
480
00:47:37,789 --> 00:47:41,542
You want to borrow it?
Okay. It's up in my room. Come on.
481
00:47:52,553 --> 00:47:55,139
- Can you hold this for a sec?
- Sure.
482
00:47:55,223 --> 00:47:57,266
I don't think my dad
would try to come in
483
00:47:57,267 --> 00:47:59,310
while someone else is
here, but you never know.
484
00:47:59,393 --> 00:48:02,438
- What is this?
- Urine.
485
00:48:02,522 --> 00:48:06,901
I have to take a drug test every
six months just to make sure I'm clean.
486
00:48:06,984 --> 00:48:09,904
Are you kidding?
You just smoked with me last night.
487
00:48:09,987 --> 00:48:12,073
It's not mine.
488
00:48:12,156 --> 00:48:15,910
One of my clients is a nurse
in a pediatrician's office.
489
00:48:15,993 --> 00:48:19,580
Cut her a deal,
she keeps me in clean piss.
490
00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:23,668
You like Pink Floyd?
491
00:48:25,211 --> 00:48:27,672
I like a lot of music.
492
00:48:28,881 --> 00:48:33,261
Man, I haven't listened
to this album in years.
493
00:48:33,344 --> 00:48:35,763
How much do you want?
494
00:48:35,847 --> 00:48:39,767
I don't know. It's been a while.
Um, how much is an ounce?
495
00:48:43,438 --> 00:48:46,357
This is totally decent,
and it's 300.
496
00:48:47,608 --> 00:48:49,610
Wow!
497
00:48:49,694 --> 00:48:52,280
This shit is
top of the line.
498
00:48:52,363 --> 00:48:55,992
It's called G-13. It's genetically
engineered by the U.S. government.
499
00:48:56,075 --> 00:48:59,871
It's extremely potent, but
a completely mellow high. No paranoia.
500
00:49:00,913 --> 00:49:03,833
Is that what we smoked
last night?
501
00:49:03,916 --> 00:49:06,544
This is all I ever smoke.
502
00:49:10,381 --> 00:49:13,885
- How much?
- Two grand.
503
00:49:13,968 --> 00:49:16,220
Jesus!
504
00:49:16,304 --> 00:49:19,140
Things have changed since 1973.
505
00:49:19,223 --> 00:49:22,977
- You don't have to pay now.
I know you're good for it. - Thanks.
506
00:49:23,060 --> 00:49:25,396
There's a card in there
with my beeper number.
507
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:28,816
Beep me anytime, day or night.
508
00:49:28,900 --> 00:49:31,110
And I only accept cash.
509
00:49:31,194 --> 00:49:34,989
Now I know how you can afford
all this equipment.
510
00:49:35,072 --> 00:49:39,994
God. When I was your age, I flipped burgers
all summer just to buy an eight-track.
511
00:49:40,077 --> 00:49:44,123
- That sucks.
- No, actually it was great.
512
00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:48,711
All I did was party
and get laid.
513
00:49:50,338 --> 00:49:53,424
I had my whole life
ahead of me.
514
00:49:55,301 --> 00:49:59,639
My dad thinks I pay for all
this with catering jobs.
515
00:49:59,722 --> 00:50:02,683
Never underestimate
the power of denial.
516
00:50:35,758 --> 00:50:39,846
What the hell do you
think you're doing?
517
00:50:39,929 --> 00:50:42,765
Uh-oh. Mom's mad.
518
00:50:42,849 --> 00:50:44,892
Bench presses.
519
00:50:44,976 --> 00:50:49,605
I'm going to whale on my pecks,
and then I'm going to do my back.
520
00:50:49,689 --> 00:50:53,568
I see you're smoking pot now.
I... I'm so glad.
521
00:50:53,651 --> 00:50:56,112
I think using illegal
psychotropic substances...
522
00:50:56,195 --> 00:50:58,698
is a very positive example
to set for our daughter.
523
00:50:58,781 --> 00:51:03,035
You're one to talk, you bloodless,
money-grubbing freak.
524
00:51:04,245 --> 00:51:06,247
Uh... Lester!
525
00:51:06,330 --> 00:51:08,374
You have such hostility in you.
526
00:51:08,458 --> 00:51:12,712
Do you mind? I'm trying to work
out here. Unless... you want to spot me.
527
00:51:12,795 --> 00:51:16,382
Lester, you will not
get away with this.
528
00:51:16,466 --> 00:51:19,594
You can be sure of that.
529
00:51:19,677 --> 00:51:23,264
That's... what...
530
00:51:23,347 --> 00:51:25,433
you... think.
531
00:51:25,683 --> 00:51:29,145
"My job consists of
basically masking...
532
00:51:29,228 --> 00:51:32,940
"my contempt for
the assholes in charge...
533
00:51:33,024 --> 00:51:36,652
"and at least once a day
retiring to the men's room...
534
00:51:36,736 --> 00:51:38,905
"so I can jerk off...
535
00:51:38,988 --> 00:51:41,616
"while I fantasize
about a life...
536
00:51:41,699 --> 00:51:45,119
that doesn't so closely
resemble hell."
537
00:51:45,203 --> 00:51:48,915
Well, you obviously have no interest
in saving yourself.
538
00:51:48,998 --> 00:51:53,169
Brad, for 14 years, I've been a whore
for the advertising industry.
539
00:51:53,252 --> 00:51:56,964
The only way I could save myself now
is if I start firebombing.
540
00:51:57,048 --> 00:52:00,760
Whatever. Management wants you
gone by the end of the day.
541
00:52:00,843 --> 00:52:03,971
Just what sort of severance package
is management prepared to offer me,
542
00:52:04,055 --> 00:52:06,599
considering the information
I have about our editorial director...
543
00:52:06,682 --> 00:52:08,601
buying pussy
with company money?
544
00:52:08,684 --> 00:52:11,395
Which I think
would interest the I.R.S.,
545
00:52:11,479 --> 00:52:13,523
since it technically
constitutes fraud.
546
00:52:13,606 --> 00:52:16,526
And I'm sure that some of our
advertisers and rival publications...
547
00:52:16,609 --> 00:52:20,905
might like to know about it as well,
not to mention... Craig's wife.
548
00:52:22,990 --> 00:52:27,203
- What do you want?
- One year's salary with benefits.
549
00:52:27,286 --> 00:52:30,456
That's not going to happen.
550
00:52:30,540 --> 00:52:33,876
What do you say I throw in a little
sexual harassment charge to boot?
551
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:37,713
Against who?
552
00:52:37,797 --> 00:52:39,632
Against you.
553
00:52:39,715 --> 00:52:43,219
Can you prove that you
didn't offer to save my job...
554
00:52:43,302 --> 00:52:45,847
if I let you blow me?
555
00:52:50,935 --> 00:52:54,355
Man... you are
one twisted fuck.
556
00:52:55,773 --> 00:52:58,985
Nope. I'm just
an ordinary guy...
557
00:52:59,068 --> 00:53:01,779
with nothing to lose.
558
00:53:06,742 --> 00:53:08,703
Yeah.
559
00:53:14,208 --> 00:53:16,836
- Carolyn.
- Buddy.
560
00:53:16,919 --> 00:53:21,132
- I am so sorry to have kept you waiting.
- Oh.
561
00:53:21,215 --> 00:53:23,593
Christy left for New York
this morning.
562
00:53:23,676 --> 00:53:27,138
Let's just say things were
a little... hectic around the house.
563
00:53:27,221 --> 00:53:30,725
- What's she doing in New York?
- She's moving there.
564
00:53:30,808 --> 00:53:32,810
Yes, we are splitting up.
565
00:53:32,894 --> 00:53:35,480
Buddy. I'm so sorry.
566
00:53:35,563 --> 00:53:39,233
Yes. According to her, I'm...
567
00:53:39,317 --> 00:53:41,319
too focused on my career.
568
00:53:41,402 --> 00:53:44,405
As if being driven to succeed is...
569
00:53:44,489 --> 00:53:48,201
some sort of a character flaw.
570
00:53:48,284 --> 00:53:52,246
Well, she certainly did take advantage
of the lifestyle my success afforded her.
571
00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:54,832
Ooh! Ha. Wow.
572
00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:59,837
- Ah, it's for the best.
- Mm-hmm.
573
00:53:59,921 --> 00:54:04,425
When I saw you two at the party the
other night, you seemed perfectly happy.
574
00:54:04,509 --> 00:54:07,178
Well, call me crazy,
575
00:54:07,261 --> 00:54:11,766
but it is my philosophy
that in order to be successful,
576
00:54:11,849 --> 00:54:14,602
one must project
an image of success...
577
00:54:14,685 --> 00:54:16,771
at all times.
578
00:54:36,249 --> 00:54:39,252
What are you doing?
579
00:54:39,335 --> 00:54:42,964
- I was filming this dead bird.
- Why?
580
00:54:43,047 --> 00:54:45,258
Because it's beautiful.
581
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:51,431
I think maybe you forgot
your medication today, mental boy.
582
00:54:53,391 --> 00:54:55,351
Hi, Jane.
583
00:54:55,435 --> 00:54:57,854
I want you to stop filming me.
584
00:54:59,856 --> 00:55:01,774
Okay.
585
00:55:01,858 --> 00:55:04,402
Well, whatever. This is boring.
586
00:55:04,485 --> 00:55:07,196
Let's go.
587
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:10,658
- Do you need a ride?
- Are you crazy?
588
00:55:10,742 --> 00:55:14,037
I don't want to end up hacked to pieces
in a Dumpster somewhere.
589
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:17,582
It's okay. I'll walk.
But thanks.
590
00:55:17,665 --> 00:55:20,043
He doesn't want to go anyway.
Let's go.
591
00:55:21,377 --> 00:55:25,048
- Come on, Jane.
- I think I'm going to walk too.
592
00:55:25,131 --> 00:55:27,258
What?
593
00:55:27,342 --> 00:55:31,262
Jane, that's, like,
almost a mile.
594
00:55:43,650 --> 00:55:47,320
Oh, God!
595
00:55:47,403 --> 00:55:49,822
I love it! Oh! Oh!
596
00:55:49,906 --> 00:55:53,159
- You like getting nailed by the King?
- Oh, yes, I love it!
597
00:55:53,243 --> 00:55:56,037
- Fuck me, Your Majesty! Aah!
- Ohh!
598
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,164
- Who's the King?
- Oh! You are!
599
00:56:41,666 --> 00:56:44,002
Smile. You're at Mr. Smiley's.
600
00:56:44,085 --> 00:56:46,004
What?
601
00:56:46,087 --> 00:56:50,341
Would you like to try our new bacon and egg
fajita for $1.29 for a limited time only?
602
00:56:50,425 --> 00:56:53,344
Uh, no, but thank you.
603
00:56:53,428 --> 00:56:57,432
I'd like the Big Barn Burger,
Smiley Fries and an orange soda.
604
00:56:57,515 --> 00:56:59,976
Please drive up to the window.
Thank you.
605
00:57:01,853 --> 00:57:05,481
Smile. You're at Mr. Smiley's.
That'll be 4.98, please.
606
00:57:07,817 --> 00:57:10,069
- Would you like some Smiley sauce?
- No, no...
607
00:57:10,153 --> 00:57:12,822
Actually, I'd like
to fill out an application.
608
00:57:12,906 --> 00:57:16,868
- There's no jobs for manager.
It's just for counter. - Good.
609
00:57:16,951 --> 00:57:21,998
I'm looking for the least possible
amount of responsibility.
610
00:57:24,125 --> 00:57:26,419
I don't think
you'd fit in here.
611
00:57:26,502 --> 00:57:29,631
I have fast food experience.
612
00:57:29,714 --> 00:57:32,008
Yeah, like 20 years ago.
613
00:57:32,091 --> 00:57:35,970
I'm sure there've been amazing
technological advances in the industry,
614
00:57:36,054 --> 00:57:38,640
but surely you must have
some sort of training program.
615
00:57:38,723 --> 00:57:41,517
It seems unfair to presume
I won't be able to learn.
616
00:57:45,897 --> 00:57:49,192
- That was exactly what I needed...
- Mm.
617
00:57:52,153 --> 00:57:55,198
the "royal treatment,"
so to speak.
618
00:57:57,575 --> 00:58:00,828
I was so stressed out. Ah!
619
00:58:00,912 --> 00:58:03,581
- Ah! Ah.
- Mm.
620
00:58:06,876 --> 00:58:09,629
Know what I do
when I feel like that?
621
00:58:09,712 --> 00:58:12,006
What?
622
00:58:12,090 --> 00:58:15,009
- I fire a gun.
- Really?
623
00:58:15,093 --> 00:58:17,971
Oh, yeah. I go to this
little firing range downtown,
624
00:58:18,054 --> 00:58:22,392
and I... just pop off
a few rounds.
625
00:58:22,475 --> 00:58:26,396
- I've never fired a gun before.
- Well, you've gotta try it.
626
00:58:26,479 --> 00:58:29,399
Nothing makes you feel
more powerful.
627
00:58:31,484 --> 00:58:33,820
Well...
628
00:58:33,903 --> 00:58:36,072
almost nothing.
629
00:58:40,451 --> 00:58:43,955
- So, do you like your new house?
- I like it.
630
00:58:44,038 --> 00:58:47,542
The people who used to live there fed these
stray cats, so they were always around,
631
00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:50,295
and it drove
my mother nuts.
632
00:58:50,378 --> 00:58:54,340
And then she cut down
their tree.
633
00:58:54,424 --> 00:58:56,509
Is that a funeral?
634
00:58:56,593 --> 00:59:00,888
Yeah. Have you ever
known anybody who died?
635
00:59:00,972 --> 00:59:03,891
No. Have you?
636
00:59:03,975 --> 00:59:06,060
No.
637
00:59:06,144 --> 00:59:08,980
But I did see this homeless woman
who froze to death once...
638
00:59:09,063 --> 00:59:11,482
just laying there
on the sidewalk.
639
00:59:11,566 --> 00:59:13,818
She looked really sad.
640
00:59:26,831 --> 00:59:29,918
I got that homeless woman
on videotape.
641
00:59:30,001 --> 00:59:32,086
Why would you film that?
642
00:59:32,170 --> 00:59:35,924
- Because it was amazing.
- What's amazing about it?
643
00:59:36,007 --> 00:59:40,136
When you see something like that,
it's like God is looking right at you,
644
00:59:40,219 --> 00:59:42,221
just for a second,
645
00:59:42,305 --> 00:59:45,141
and if you're careful,
you can look right back.
646
00:59:45,224 --> 00:59:48,061
And what do you see?
647
00:59:48,144 --> 00:59:50,146
Beauty.
648
01:00:05,995 --> 01:00:09,123
Mom, I want you
to meet somebody.
649
01:00:12,961 --> 01:00:15,880
- Mom.
- Yes?
650
01:00:18,132 --> 01:00:22,262
I want you to meet somebody.
This is Jane.
651
01:00:22,345 --> 01:00:24,639
- Hi.
- Oh, my.
652
01:00:24,722 --> 01:00:28,226
I apologize for the way
things look around here.
653
01:00:38,236 --> 01:00:40,780
This is where my dad hides out.
654
01:00:40,863 --> 01:00:43,324
I take it he's got a thing for guns.
655
01:00:44,867 --> 01:00:48,830
You gotta see
this one thing.
656
01:00:48,913 --> 01:00:52,333
My dad would kill me
if he knew I was in here.
657
01:00:52,417 --> 01:00:54,419
Did you steal his keys?
658
01:00:54,502 --> 01:00:57,422
No. One of my clients
is a locksmith.
659
01:00:57,505 --> 01:01:01,467
He was short on cash one night,
so I let him pay me in trade.
660
01:01:14,689 --> 01:01:16,858
Turn it over.
661
01:01:20,111 --> 01:01:22,780
Oh, my God.
662
01:01:22,864 --> 01:01:25,283
It's, like, official state china
of the Third Reich.
663
01:01:25,366 --> 01:01:29,287
There's a whole subculture
of people who collect this Nazi shit.
664
01:01:29,370 --> 01:01:31,873
But my dad just has
this one thing.
665
01:01:44,010 --> 01:01:47,305
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
666
01:01:47,388 --> 01:01:50,391
No, you're scared of me.
667
01:01:51,476 --> 01:01:53,645
No, I'm not.
668
01:01:53,728 --> 01:01:58,232
You want to see the most beautiful thing
I've ever filmed?
669
01:02:20,964 --> 01:02:23,383
It was one of those days...
670
01:02:23,466 --> 01:02:26,427
where it's a minute
away from snowing,
671
01:02:28,638 --> 01:02:31,599
and there was this electricity
in the air.
672
01:02:34,060 --> 01:02:36,646
You can almost hear it.
673
01:02:36,729 --> 01:02:38,815
Right?
674
01:02:42,569 --> 01:02:46,406
And this bag was just...
675
01:02:46,489 --> 01:02:49,284
dancing with me,
676
01:02:51,286 --> 01:02:56,165
like a little kid
begging me to play with it,
677
01:02:56,249 --> 01:02:58,835
for 15 minutes.
678
01:03:02,297 --> 01:03:06,384
That's the day I realized
that there was this...
679
01:03:06,467 --> 01:03:10,388
entire life behind things...
680
01:03:13,516 --> 01:03:17,604
and this incredibly
benevolent force...
681
01:03:17,687 --> 01:03:21,983
that wanted me to know that there
was no reason to be afraid...
682
01:03:23,568 --> 01:03:25,778
ever.
683
01:03:27,989 --> 01:03:30,617
Video's a poor excuse, I know,
684
01:03:33,369 --> 01:03:35,872
but it helps me remember.
685
01:03:39,584 --> 01:03:42,003
I need to remember.
686
01:03:48,885 --> 01:03:52,138
Sometimes there's so much...
687
01:03:52,221 --> 01:03:55,099
beauty...
688
01:03:55,183 --> 01:03:57,602
in the world.
689
01:03:59,020 --> 01:04:02,482
I feel like
I can't take it...
690
01:04:05,652 --> 01:04:08,488
and my heart...
691
01:04:08,571 --> 01:04:11,115
is just going to...
692
01:04:11,199 --> 01:04:13,534
cave in.
693
01:05:00,039 --> 01:05:03,626
Oh, my God.
What time is it?
694
01:05:10,592 --> 01:05:13,219
- Sorry I'm late.
- No, that's quite all right, dear.
695
01:05:13,303 --> 01:05:16,180
Your father and I were
just discussing his day at work.
696
01:05:16,264 --> 01:05:18,683
Why don't you tell
our daughter about it, honey?
697
01:05:18,766 --> 01:05:21,811
Janie, today I quit my job.
698
01:05:21,894 --> 01:05:24,814
Then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and
then I blackmailed him for almost $60,000.
699
01:05:24,897 --> 01:05:26,733
- Pass the asparagus.
- Your father seems to think...
700
01:05:26,816 --> 01:05:29,277
this kind of behavior
is something to be proud of.
701
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:32,113
And your mother seems to prefer that I
go through life like a fucking prisoner...
702
01:05:32,196 --> 01:05:34,449
while she keeps my dick
in a Mason jar under the sink.
703
01:05:34,532 --> 01:05:37,118
How dare you speak to me
that way in front of her?
704
01:05:37,201 --> 01:05:39,787
And I marvel that you can be
so contemptuous of me...
705
01:05:39,871 --> 01:05:42,373
on the same day
that you lose your job!
706
01:05:42,457 --> 01:05:44,626
I didn't lose it. It's not like,
"Whoops, where did my job go?"
707
01:05:44,709 --> 01:05:46,628
I quit!
Pass the asparagus.
708
01:05:46,711 --> 01:05:49,964
Oh, oh, oh! And I want to thank you for
putting me under the added pressure...
709
01:05:50,048 --> 01:05:52,091
of being the sole
breadwinner now.
710
01:05:52,175 --> 01:05:54,093
- I already have a job.
- No, no!
711
01:05:54,177 --> 01:05:56,763
Don't give a second thought
as to who's going to pay the mortgage.
712
01:05:56,846 --> 01:05:59,098
We'll leave it up to Carolyn. "You're going
to take care of everything now, Carolyn?"
713
01:05:59,182 --> 01:06:00,934
"Yes. I don't mind."
714
01:06:01,017 --> 01:06:03,645
"Everything? You don't mind having
the sole responsibility?
715
01:06:03,728 --> 01:06:06,314
Your husband feels he can just
quit his job, and you don't..."
716
01:06:06,397 --> 01:06:08,608
Will someone please pass me
the fucking asparagus?
717
01:06:08,691 --> 01:06:11,277
- I'm not going to be a part of this.
- Sit down!
718
01:06:31,673 --> 01:06:35,009
I am sick and tired of being treated
like I don't exist.
719
01:06:35,093 --> 01:06:39,180
You two do whatever you want to do whenever
you want to do it, and I don't complain.
720
01:06:39,264 --> 01:06:42,517
- All I want... - Oh, you don't complain?
Oh, please! Excuse me!
721
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:45,520
I must be psychotic then!
If you don't complain, what is this?
722
01:06:45,603 --> 01:06:49,983
Yeah, let's bring in the laugh meter
and see how loud it gets on that one.
723
01:07:00,702 --> 01:07:02,996
Don't interrupt me, honey.
724
01:07:16,968 --> 01:07:18,970
And another thing.
725
01:07:19,053 --> 01:07:21,639
From now on, we're going
to alternate our dinner music,
726
01:07:21,723 --> 01:07:24,309
because, frankly...
and I don't think I'm alone here...
727
01:07:24,392 --> 01:07:27,770
I am really tired
of this Lawrence Welk shit.
728
01:07:36,362 --> 01:07:39,032
- Go away.
- Please.
729
01:07:39,115 --> 01:07:41,242
Please let me in.
730
01:07:49,876 --> 01:07:52,921
Look, I wish that you hadn't witnessed
that awful scene tonight,
731
01:07:53,004 --> 01:07:54,923
but in a way, I'm glad.
732
01:07:55,006 --> 01:07:58,635
Why? So I could see
what freaks you and Dad really are?
733
01:07:58,718 --> 01:08:00,803
Me?
734
01:08:02,388 --> 01:08:05,141
Tsk. God.
735
01:08:05,224 --> 01:08:07,852
Oh, Christ. Mom.
736
01:08:07,936 --> 01:08:10,813
No, I'm glad because, uh...
737
01:08:13,066 --> 01:08:18,529
because you're old enough now to learn
the most important lesson in life:
738
01:08:18,613 --> 01:08:22,784
You cannot count
on anyone except yourself.
739
01:08:27,622 --> 01:08:30,792
You cannot count on
anyone except yourself.
740
01:08:32,252 --> 01:08:35,088
You know, it's sad but true,
741
01:08:35,171 --> 01:08:37,548
and the sooner you learn it,
the better.
742
01:08:37,632 --> 01:08:41,552
Look, Mom, I really don't feel like
having a Kodak moment here.
743
01:08:41,636 --> 01:08:44,472
You ungrateful little brat!
744
01:08:44,555 --> 01:08:47,600
Just look at everything
you have!
745
01:08:47,684 --> 01:08:50,270
When I was your age,
I lived in a duplex!
746
01:08:50,353 --> 01:08:54,315
We didn't even have
our own house.
747
01:10:53,935 --> 01:10:55,853
You little bastard!
748
01:10:55,937 --> 01:10:57,855
Dad, no, I just...
749
01:10:57,939 --> 01:11:00,024
How did you get in there?
750
01:11:00,108 --> 01:11:01,943
How? How?
751
01:11:03,903 --> 01:11:06,239
Come on! Get up!
Come on!
752
01:11:06,322 --> 01:11:08,157
Get up!
753
01:11:08,241 --> 01:11:10,243
Fight back,
you little pussy!
754
01:11:10,326 --> 01:11:13,037
- No, sir, I won't fight you.
- How?
755
01:11:13,121 --> 01:11:16,082
- How did you get in there?
- I picked the lock, sir.
756
01:11:16,165 --> 01:11:19,836
What were you looking for, huh?
Money? Are you on dope again?
757
01:11:19,919 --> 01:11:23,715
No, sir. I wanted to show
my girlfriend your Nazi plate.
758
01:11:23,798 --> 01:11:25,592
A girlfriend?
759
01:11:25,675 --> 01:11:28,344
Yes, sir. She lives next door.
760
01:11:41,274 --> 01:11:43,943
Her name's Jane.
761
01:12:02,921 --> 01:12:05,840
This is for
your own good, boy.
762
01:12:08,176 --> 01:12:12,847
You have no respect for other
people's things and for authority...
763
01:12:12,931 --> 01:12:14,974
Yes, sir. I'm sorry.
764
01:12:15,058 --> 01:12:19,228
Can't just go around doing
whatever you feel like.
765
01:12:19,312 --> 01:12:21,731
You can't.
There are rules in life.
766
01:12:21,814 --> 01:12:24,567
Yes, sir.
767
01:12:26,527 --> 01:12:29,948
You need structure, yeah.
You need...
768
01:12:30,031 --> 01:12:32,951
- Discipline. - Yes, sir.
Thank you for trying to teach me.
769
01:12:33,034 --> 01:12:35,370
Don't give up on me, Dad.
770
01:12:40,166 --> 01:12:42,085
Oh, Ricky.
771
01:12:47,048 --> 01:12:49,717
You stay out of there.
772
01:13:37,223 --> 01:13:39,475
- Whoo!
- I gotta say, Mrs. Burnham,
773
01:13:39,559 --> 01:13:43,521
when you first came here, I thought you
would be hopeless, but you're a natural.
774
01:13:43,605 --> 01:13:47,150
Well, all I know is
I love shooting this gun.
775
01:15:00,348 --> 01:15:02,267
What?
776
01:15:02,350 --> 01:15:04,978
Uh, whose car is that
out front?
777
01:15:05,061 --> 01:15:07,564
Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird,
778
01:15:07,647 --> 01:15:10,483
the car I've always wanted,
and now I have it.
779
01:15:10,567 --> 01:15:13,278
- I rule!
- Uh-huh. Where's the Camry?
780
01:15:13,361 --> 01:15:15,446
I traded it in.
781
01:15:15,530 --> 01:15:19,826
- Shouldn't you have consulted me first?
- Hm, let me think.
782
01:15:19,909 --> 01:15:22,161
No. You never drove it.
783
01:15:23,955 --> 01:15:26,958
Have you done something different?
You look great.
784
01:15:32,088 --> 01:15:34,007
Where's Jane?
785
01:15:34,090 --> 01:15:36,301
Jane not home.
786
01:15:42,849 --> 01:15:44,767
We have...
787
01:15:47,395 --> 01:15:50,440
the whole house...
788
01:15:50,523 --> 01:15:53,067
to ourselves.
789
01:15:55,236 --> 01:15:58,072
Christ, Carolyn.
790
01:15:58,156 --> 01:16:00,575
When did you become so...
791
01:16:02,243 --> 01:16:05,288
joyless?
792
01:16:05,371 --> 01:16:07,957
Joyless?
793
01:16:08,041 --> 01:16:10,585
I am not joyless.
794
01:16:10,668 --> 01:16:13,254
There happens to be
a lot about me...
795
01:16:13,338 --> 01:16:17,258
that you don't know,
Mr. Smarty Man.
796
01:16:17,342 --> 01:16:20,678
There's plenty of joy
in my life.
797
01:16:23,097 --> 01:16:25,600
Whatever happened to that girl...
798
01:16:28,603 --> 01:16:34,359
who used to fake seizures
at frat parties when she got bored?
799
01:16:34,442 --> 01:16:39,280
Who used to run up to the roof
of our first apartment building...
800
01:16:39,364 --> 01:16:42,116
to flash
the traffic helicopters?
801
01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:46,871
Have you totally forgotten about her?
802
01:16:46,955 --> 01:16:49,123
Because I haven't.
803
01:17:02,220 --> 01:17:05,473
Lester, you're going
to spill beer on the couch.
804
01:17:12,564 --> 01:17:14,482
So what?
It's just a couch.
805
01:17:16,818 --> 01:17:19,112
This is a $4,000 sofa,
806
01:17:19,195 --> 01:17:21,114
upholstered in Italian silk.
807
01:17:21,197 --> 01:17:23,283
This is not just a couch.
808
01:17:23,366 --> 01:17:27,120
It's just... a... couch!
809
01:17:27,203 --> 01:17:29,414
This isn't life!
810
01:17:29,497 --> 01:17:31,666
This is just stuff,
811
01:17:31,749 --> 01:17:34,335
and it's become more important
to you than living.
812
01:17:34,419 --> 01:17:36,629
Well, honey,
that's just nuts.
813
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:48,182
I'm only trying to help you!
814
01:17:53,313 --> 01:17:56,107
Don't.
815
01:17:56,190 --> 01:17:58,276
Why?
816
01:18:01,029 --> 01:18:03,531
It's weird watching myself.
817
01:18:03,615 --> 01:18:06,034
I don't like how I look.
818
01:18:08,620 --> 01:18:11,539
I can't believe you don't know
how beautiful you are.
819
01:18:11,623 --> 01:18:15,627
Look. I'm not going
to sit here for that shit.
820
01:18:24,052 --> 01:18:26,971
Ha! How does it feel now?
821
01:18:27,055 --> 01:18:29,015
Fine.
822
01:18:29,098 --> 01:18:31,100
You don't feel naked?
823
01:18:32,477 --> 01:18:34,729
I am naked.
824
01:18:34,812 --> 01:18:37,232
You know what I mean.
825
01:18:46,324 --> 01:18:49,410
So tell me about
being in the hospital.
826
01:18:52,413 --> 01:18:56,417
When I was 15,
my dad caught me smoking dope.
827
01:18:56,501 --> 01:19:01,673
He totally freaked and decided
to send me to military school.
828
01:19:01,756 --> 01:19:05,260
I told you this whole thing
about structure and discipline, right?
829
01:19:05,343 --> 01:19:08,930
Of course,
I got kicked out.
830
01:19:09,013 --> 01:19:11,432
Dad and I had
this huge fight.
831
01:19:11,516 --> 01:19:14,644
He hit me.
832
01:19:14,727 --> 01:19:18,690
And the next day at school,
some kid made a crack about my haircut,
833
01:19:20,483 --> 01:19:22,610
and I just snapped.
834
01:19:26,281 --> 01:19:29,659
I wanted to kill him.
835
01:19:29,742 --> 01:19:32,120
I would've... killed him...
836
01:19:34,122 --> 01:19:36,708
if they hadn't pulled me off.
837
01:19:39,794 --> 01:19:43,840
That's when my dad
put me in the hospital.
838
01:19:43,923 --> 01:19:47,760
They drugged me up and left me
in there for two years.
839
01:19:49,220 --> 01:19:51,556
Wow.
840
01:19:51,639 --> 01:19:54,684
You must really hate him.
841
01:19:54,767 --> 01:19:57,437
No.
842
01:19:57,520 --> 01:19:59,689
He's not a bad man.
843
01:19:59,772 --> 01:20:04,402
Well, you'd better believe I'd hate my
dad if he did something like that to me.
844
01:20:04,485 --> 01:20:06,279
Wait.
845
01:20:06,362 --> 01:20:08,656
I already do hate my dad.
846
01:20:10,491 --> 01:20:12,619
Why?
847
01:20:14,621 --> 01:20:18,207
He's a total asshole;
he's got this crush on my friend Angela,
848
01:20:18,291 --> 01:20:20,501
and it's disgusting.
849
01:20:20,585 --> 01:20:24,130
You'd rather he had the crush on you.
850
01:20:24,213 --> 01:20:26,507
Gross. No.
851
01:20:29,886 --> 01:20:34,390
But it'd be nice if I was anywhere near
as important to him as she is.
852
01:20:37,477 --> 01:20:42,398
I know you think my dad's harmless,
but you're wrong.
853
01:20:42,482 --> 01:20:45,735
He's doing massive
psychological damage to me.
854
01:20:45,818 --> 01:20:47,987
How?
855
01:20:48,071 --> 01:20:51,616
Well, now I, too,
need structure,
856
01:20:51,699 --> 01:20:54,869
a little fucking discipline.
857
01:21:05,421 --> 01:21:08,091
I'm serious, though.
858
01:21:08,174 --> 01:21:11,094
How could he not
be damaging me?
859
01:21:13,054 --> 01:21:15,974
I need a father
who's a role model,
860
01:21:16,057 --> 01:21:18,643
not some horny geek boy
who's going to spray his shorts...
861
01:21:18,726 --> 01:21:23,439
whenever I bring a girlfriend
home from school.
862
01:21:23,523 --> 01:21:25,775
What a lame-o.
863
01:21:28,236 --> 01:21:31,406
Someone really should just...
put him out of his misery.
864
01:21:34,867 --> 01:21:37,579
Want me to kill him for you?
865
01:21:46,254 --> 01:21:48,423
Yeah. Would you?
866
01:21:50,174 --> 01:21:52,135
It'll cost you.
867
01:21:52,218 --> 01:21:54,887
I've been baby-sitting
since I was about ten.
868
01:21:54,971 --> 01:21:57,515
I've got almost $3,000.
869
01:22:00,101 --> 01:22:02,854
Of course I was saving it up
for a boob job.
870
01:22:04,355 --> 01:22:06,524
But...
871
01:22:20,038 --> 01:22:23,458
You know, that's not
a very nice thing to do...
872
01:22:25,835 --> 01:22:28,296
hiring someone
to kill your dad.
873
01:22:31,007 --> 01:22:35,678
Well, I guess I'm not
a very nice girl then, am I?
874
01:22:58,159 --> 01:23:00,870
You know I'm not serious, right?
875
01:23:01,955 --> 01:23:03,998
Of course.
876
01:23:18,638 --> 01:23:22,517
You know how lucky we are
to have found each other?
877
01:23:27,272 --> 01:23:29,732
Remember those posters that said...
878
01:23:29,816 --> 01:23:34,195
"Today is the first day
of the rest of your life"?
879
01:23:34,279 --> 01:23:38,866
Well, that's true
with every day except one...
880
01:23:38,950 --> 01:23:41,160
the day you die.
881
01:24:20,199 --> 01:24:21,993
Jane, hurry up.
882
01:24:22,076 --> 01:24:25,163
I've got a very important
appointment.
883
01:24:25,246 --> 01:24:29,417
- Is it okay if Angela sleeps over tonight?
- She's always welcome.
884
01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:33,880
I thought you two had a fight. I haven't
seen her around here in a while.
885
01:24:40,845 --> 01:24:42,805
What?
886
01:24:42,889 --> 01:24:45,975
I've been too embarrassed
to bring her over,
887
01:24:46,059 --> 01:24:48,645
because of you and that way
that you behave.
888
01:24:48,728 --> 01:24:50,952
What are you talking about?
I've barely even spoken to her.
889
01:24:50,953 --> 01:24:52,065
Dad!
890
01:24:52,148 --> 01:24:55,485
You stare at her all the time
like you're drunk!
891
01:24:55,568 --> 01:24:57,820
- It's disgusting!
- You better watch yourself,
892
01:24:57,904 --> 01:25:02,575
or you're going to turn into
a real bitch just like your mother!
893
01:25:04,827 --> 01:25:06,746
Oh, fuck.
894
01:25:14,671 --> 01:25:17,173
You ready to go?
895
01:25:17,257 --> 01:25:19,425
Oh, I-I don't need a ride.
896
01:25:19,509 --> 01:25:21,928
I'm going with Jane
and her mom.
897
01:25:28,935 --> 01:25:30,853
Oh, morning!
898
01:25:30,937 --> 01:25:32,897
Yo, Ricky!
899
01:25:32,981 --> 01:25:35,900
- How's it going?
- Pretty decent, Mr. Burnham.
900
01:25:35,984 --> 01:25:38,111
Hey. Wait.
901
01:26:56,689 --> 01:26:59,609
I need that Super Smiley
with cheese ASAP!
902
01:26:59,692 --> 01:27:02,570
- You need more than that, my little hombre.
- May I take your order?
903
01:27:02,654 --> 01:27:05,657
- Oh, yeah! What's good here?
- Nothing.
904
01:27:05,740 --> 01:27:08,785
Oh, well, then I guess
we'll just have to be bad, won't we?
905
01:27:08,868 --> 01:27:12,205
I'll have a Double Smiley sandwich,
906
01:27:12,288 --> 01:27:14,791
- curly fries and a vanilla shake.
- Make that two.
907
01:27:14,874 --> 01:27:18,711
That'll be 7.98. Please
drive up to the window. Thank you.
908
01:27:18,795 --> 01:27:23,216
I think we deserve a little junk food
after the workout we had this morning.
909
01:27:25,218 --> 01:27:28,721
- Did you know that?
- Thank you. I'm flattered.
910
01:27:28,805 --> 01:27:31,432
Smile!
You're at Mr. Smiley's!
911
01:27:33,059 --> 01:27:36,145
Would you like to try our new beef
and cheese pot pie on a stick?
912
01:27:36,229 --> 01:27:38,690
Just $1.99 for
a limited time only.
913
01:27:38,773 --> 01:27:43,736
- We were just at a seminar.
Buddy, this is my... - Her husband.
914
01:27:43,820 --> 01:27:46,239
We've met before,
but something tells me...
915
01:27:46,322 --> 01:27:48,700
you're going
to remember me this time.
916
01:27:48,783 --> 01:27:50,827
Whoa!
917
01:27:50,910 --> 01:27:53,913
You are so busted.
918
01:27:53,997 --> 01:27:56,040
This really doesn't concern you.
919
01:27:56,124 --> 01:28:00,837
Well, actually, Janine is senior
drive-thru manager, so you are on her turf.
920
01:28:03,131 --> 01:28:07,677
So, this makes sense.
921
01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:10,221
- Oh, Lester...
- Honey, it's okay.
922
01:28:10,305 --> 01:28:14,058
I want you to be happy.
Would you like Smiley Sauce with that?
923
01:28:14,142 --> 01:28:16,060
- Lester, just stop it!
- No, no.
924
01:28:16,144 --> 01:28:18,229
You...
925
01:28:18,313 --> 01:28:21,399
don't get to tell me
what to do...
926
01:28:21,482 --> 01:28:23,860
ever again.
927
01:28:37,790 --> 01:28:39,792
I'm sorry.
928
01:28:41,252 --> 01:28:44,172
I guess we should
cool it for a while.
929
01:28:46,257 --> 01:28:49,385
I'm facing a potentially
very expensive divorce.
930
01:28:49,469 --> 01:28:52,388
No, no,
I understand completely.
931
01:28:52,472 --> 01:28:54,807
It's...
932
01:28:54,891 --> 01:29:00,104
"In order to be successful, one must
project an image of success at all times."
933
01:29:26,422 --> 01:29:28,675
Stop it. Stop it.
934
01:30:07,380 --> 01:30:10,675
Shit.
935
01:30:17,640 --> 01:30:19,726
I have to run next door.
936
01:30:19,809 --> 01:30:23,897
Jane left her geometry book in my bag,
and she needs it to do her homework.
937
01:30:32,655 --> 01:30:37,410
So you and psycho boy are fucking on,
like, a regular basis now, right?
938
01:30:37,493 --> 01:30:39,495
No.
939
01:30:39,579 --> 01:30:42,665
Come on. You can tell me.
Does he have a big dick?
940
01:30:42,749 --> 01:30:47,170
I'm not going to talk about his dick
with you, okay? It's not like that.
941
01:30:47,253 --> 01:30:50,590
Not like what?
Doesn't he have one?
942
01:30:50,673 --> 01:30:52,926
Why don't you want
to talk about it?
943
01:30:53,009 --> 01:30:56,387
- I tell you every detail
about every guy that I fuck. - Yeah.
944
01:30:56,471 --> 01:31:01,309
Maybe you shouldn't, all right? Maybe I
really don't want to hear about all that.
945
01:31:01,392 --> 01:31:05,104
So now that you have a boyfriend,
you're, like, above it?
946
01:31:05,188 --> 01:31:09,192
We got to get you
a real man.
947
01:31:29,128 --> 01:31:32,715
- You got any papers?
- Yeah, in the cigar box right over there.
948
01:31:32,799 --> 01:31:36,386
Put up a fight, dude. You are such a
pushover. "No, I can't, really. Okay."
949
01:31:36,469 --> 01:31:38,721
You should learn
to roll a joint.
950
01:32:42,869 --> 01:32:45,038
Oh! Hi.
951
01:32:45,121 --> 01:32:48,124
- Where's Mom?
- Don't know.
952
01:32:48,207 --> 01:32:51,461
- Hi, Mr. Burnham.
- Hi.
953
01:32:51,544 --> 01:32:55,965
Wow, look at you.
Have you been working out?
954
01:32:56,049 --> 01:32:58,718
Some.
955
01:33:02,263 --> 01:33:04,557
You can really tell.
956
01:33:06,976 --> 01:33:09,062
Look at those arms.
957
01:33:13,524 --> 01:33:15,735
You like... muscles?
958
01:33:17,320 --> 01:33:22,242
I should probably
go see what Jane's up to.
959
01:33:33,378 --> 01:33:35,630
Where did you get that?
960
01:33:37,590 --> 01:33:40,677
- From my job.
- Don't lie to me.
961
01:33:43,304 --> 01:33:46,266
Now, I saw you with him.
962
01:33:46,349 --> 01:33:48,768
You were watching me?
963
01:33:49,936 --> 01:33:52,188
What does he make you do?
964
01:33:52,272 --> 01:33:54,732
Oh.
965
01:33:54,816 --> 01:33:57,569
Dad, you don't really think
me and Mr. Burnham...
966
01:33:57,652 --> 01:34:00,863
Don't you laugh at me!
967
01:34:00,947 --> 01:34:05,868
I will not sit back and watch
my only son become a cock sucker!
968
01:34:05,952 --> 01:34:07,870
Jesus, what is it with you?
969
01:34:10,623 --> 01:34:12,959
I swear to God...
970
01:34:13,042 --> 01:34:15,753
I'll throw you out of this house
and never look at you again!
971
01:34:15,837 --> 01:34:19,882
- You mean that.
- You're damn straight I do!
972
01:34:19,966 --> 01:34:23,886
I'd rather you were dead
than be a fuckin' faggot!
973
01:34:35,064 --> 01:34:37,317
You're right.
974
01:34:40,653 --> 01:34:43,615
- I suck dick for money.
- Boy, don't start.
975
01:34:43,698 --> 01:34:47,577
- Two thousand dollars. I'm that good.
- Get out!
976
01:34:47,660 --> 01:34:52,123
You should see me fuck. I'm the
best piece of ass in three states.
977
01:34:52,206 --> 01:34:56,002
Damn it, get out!
I don't ever want to see you again.
978
01:35:01,925 --> 01:35:05,929
What a sad...
old man you are.
979
01:35:07,180 --> 01:35:09,098
Get out.
980
01:35:34,999 --> 01:35:38,628
Mom... I'm leaving.
981
01:35:38,711 --> 01:35:40,880
Okay.
982
01:35:43,549 --> 01:35:45,551
Wear a raincoat.
983
01:35:52,642 --> 01:35:55,562
I wish things would have
been better for you.
984
01:35:59,566 --> 01:36:01,568
Take care of Dad.
985
01:36:33,516 --> 01:36:36,060
...disinvesting problems of power...
986
01:36:36,144 --> 01:36:38,980
and removing their ability
to make us afraid.
987
01:36:39,063 --> 01:36:42,400
This is the secret
to "Me-Centered Living."
988
01:36:42,483 --> 01:36:45,194
Only by taking
full responsibility...
989
01:36:45,278 --> 01:36:47,655
for your actions
and their solutions...
990
01:36:47,739 --> 01:36:51,701
will you ever break free
from the constant cycle of victimhood.
991
01:36:51,784 --> 01:36:57,206
You are only a victim if you choose
to be a victim. We all have the power...
992
01:36:57,290 --> 01:36:59,918
I don't think
we can be friends any more!
993
01:37:00,001 --> 01:37:01,920
You're too uptight about sex.
994
01:37:02,003 --> 01:37:05,340
Just don't fuck my dad,
all right?
995
01:37:05,423 --> 01:37:07,550
- Please?
- Why not?
996
01:37:07,634 --> 01:37:11,054
Dad, leave us alone!
997
01:37:11,137 --> 01:37:13,598
It's me.
998
01:37:13,681 --> 01:37:16,976
- If I had to leave tonight,
would you come with me? - What?
999
01:37:17,060 --> 01:37:20,647
If I had to go to New York to live,
tonight, would you come with me?
1000
01:37:22,315 --> 01:37:24,359
Yes.
1001
01:37:24,442 --> 01:37:28,905
You guys can't be serious. You're just
a kid, and he's, like, a mental case.
1002
01:37:28,988 --> 01:37:30,948
You'll end up living in a box on the street.
1003
01:37:30,949 --> 01:37:32,909
I'm no more a kid than you are.
1004
01:37:32,992 --> 01:37:36,204
- We can use my plastic surgery money.
- We won't have to.
1005
01:37:36,287 --> 01:37:39,999
I have over $40,000. I know people
in the city that can help us get set up.
1006
01:37:40,083 --> 01:37:43,253
- What, other drug dealers?
- Yes.
1007
01:37:43,336 --> 01:37:46,339
- You'd be out of your mind to go with him.
- Why do you even care?
1008
01:37:46,422 --> 01:37:49,425
- Because you're my friend.
- She's not your friend.
1009
01:37:49,509 --> 01:37:51,761
She's someone you use
to feel better about yourself.
1010
01:37:51,844 --> 01:37:55,265
- Go fuck yourself, psycho!
- Hey, shut up, bitch!
1011
01:37:55,348 --> 01:37:58,434
- Jane, he's a freak!
- Well, then so am I!
1012
01:37:58,518 --> 01:38:01,854
We'll always be freaks,
and we'll never be like other people!
1013
01:38:01,938 --> 01:38:05,650
And you'll never be a freak
'cause you're just... too perfect!
1014
01:38:05,733 --> 01:38:10,029
Yeah, well,
at least I'm not ugly.
1015
01:38:11,864 --> 01:38:13,992
Yes, you are.
1016
01:38:14,075 --> 01:38:17,620
And you're boring,
and you're totally ordinary,
1017
01:38:17,704 --> 01:38:20,290
and you know it.
1018
01:38:22,667 --> 01:38:24,836
You two deserve each other.
1019
01:39:25,321 --> 01:39:27,741
Jesus, man,
you're soaked.
1020
01:39:38,334 --> 01:39:42,255
You want me to get Ricky?
He's in Jane's room.
1021
01:39:43,590 --> 01:39:45,717
Are you okay?
1022
01:39:45,800 --> 01:39:47,761
Where's your wife?
1023
01:39:49,304 --> 01:39:51,389
Uh, I don't know.
1024
01:39:51,473 --> 01:39:55,435
Probably out fucking that dorky
Prince of Real Estate asshole.
1025
01:39:56,770 --> 01:39:59,356
And you know what?
1026
01:39:59,439 --> 01:40:01,399
I don't care.
1027
01:40:11,785 --> 01:40:14,704
Your wife is
with another man, and...
1028
01:40:14,788 --> 01:40:16,873
you don't care?
1029
01:40:19,125 --> 01:40:21,544
Nope.
1030
01:40:21,628 --> 01:40:24,381
Our marriage is just for show.
1031
01:40:24,464 --> 01:40:27,634
A commercial
for how normal we are...
1032
01:40:27,717 --> 01:40:29,928
when we're anything but.
1033
01:40:37,560 --> 01:40:39,729
Jesus, man,
you are shaking.
1034
01:40:39,813 --> 01:40:43,650
We really ought to get you
out of these clothes.
1035
01:40:43,733 --> 01:40:46,569
Yeah.
1036
01:40:46,653 --> 01:40:49,739
It's okay.
1037
01:40:52,158 --> 01:40:55,412
I... am...
1038
01:40:55,495 --> 01:40:58,498
You just tell me what you need.
1039
01:41:01,710 --> 01:41:04,254
It's okay.
1040
01:41:19,602 --> 01:41:21,855
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1041
01:41:25,442 --> 01:41:27,902
I'm sorry.
1042
01:41:27,986 --> 01:41:30,488
Y-You got the wrong idea.
1043
01:42:07,400 --> 01:42:09,903
"I refuse to be a victim."
1044
01:42:09,986 --> 01:42:12,238
When this becomes your mantra,
1045
01:42:12,322 --> 01:42:15,283
constantly reinforcing
your new non...
1046
01:42:17,994 --> 01:42:21,414
I refuse to be a victim!
1047
01:43:05,166 --> 01:43:08,420
I hope you don't mind
if I play the stereo.
1048
01:43:08,503 --> 01:43:10,755
Not at all.
1049
01:43:10,839 --> 01:43:13,508
Bad night?
1050
01:43:13,591 --> 01:43:16,678
Not really bad, just...
1051
01:43:16,761 --> 01:43:18,763
strange.
1052
01:43:18,847 --> 01:43:23,560
Believe me, it couldn't possibly be
any stranger than mine.
1053
01:43:30,692 --> 01:43:34,612
Jane and I had a fight.
1054
01:43:34,696 --> 01:43:36,823
It was about you.
1055
01:43:39,451 --> 01:43:42,579
She's mad at me because...
1056
01:43:42,662 --> 01:43:44,956
I said I think you're sexy.
1057
01:43:47,042 --> 01:43:49,127
Do you want a sip?
1058
01:43:49,210 --> 01:43:51,796
Sure.
1059
01:44:19,491 --> 01:44:22,994
So.
1060
01:44:23,078 --> 01:44:26,289
You gonna tell me?
1061
01:44:29,751 --> 01:44:32,295
What do you want?
1062
01:44:35,256 --> 01:44:39,010
I don't know.
1063
01:44:39,094 --> 01:44:43,640
You... don't know?
1064
01:44:43,723 --> 01:44:47,185
What do you want?
1065
01:44:47,268 --> 01:44:50,271
Are you kidding?
1066
01:44:50,355 --> 01:44:53,566
I want you.
1067
01:44:56,236 --> 01:44:59,948
I've wanted you since
the first moment I saw you.
1068
01:45:02,367 --> 01:45:05,912
You are the most beautiful thing
I have ever seen.
1069
01:45:13,545 --> 01:45:16,881
You don't think I'm ordinary?
1070
01:45:18,758 --> 01:45:22,679
You couldn't be ordinary if you tried.
1071
01:45:25,098 --> 01:45:27,851
Thank you.
1072
01:45:27,934 --> 01:45:32,522
I don't think there's anything
worse than being ordinary.
1073
01:45:50,040 --> 01:45:52,542
I refuse to be a victim.
1074
01:45:52,625 --> 01:45:56,046
I refuse to be a victim.
I refuse to be a victim.
1075
01:45:56,129 --> 01:45:58,214
Lester,
1076
01:45:58,298 --> 01:46:01,092
I have something
I have to say to you.
1077
01:46:50,016 --> 01:46:53,269
Are you scared?
1078
01:46:53,353 --> 01:46:55,814
I don't get scared.
1079
01:46:58,441 --> 01:47:01,194
My parents will try
to find me.
1080
01:47:01,277 --> 01:47:04,322
Mine won't.
1081
01:47:24,551 --> 01:47:27,512
This is my first time.
1082
01:47:30,014 --> 01:47:32,142
You're kidding.
1083
01:47:32,225 --> 01:47:34,227
I'm sorry.
1084
01:47:34,310 --> 01:47:36,938
I still want to do it.
1085
01:47:37,022 --> 01:47:40,316
I just... thought
I should tell you...
1086
01:47:40,400 --> 01:47:42,610
in case you wondered why I...
1087
01:47:42,694 --> 01:47:45,530
I wasn't... better.
1088
01:47:58,710 --> 01:48:00,962
What's wrong?
1089
01:48:07,010 --> 01:48:10,805
I thought you said
I was beautiful.
1090
01:48:10,889 --> 01:48:12,932
You are beautiful.
1091
01:48:15,643 --> 01:48:19,272
You are so... beautiful.
1092
01:48:22,609 --> 01:48:25,070
And I would be a very...
1093
01:48:25,153 --> 01:48:27,113
lucky man.
1094
01:48:28,448 --> 01:48:31,076
I feel so stupid.
1095
01:48:31,159 --> 01:48:33,661
Don't.
1096
01:48:33,745 --> 01:48:36,790
- Shh.
- I'm sorry.
1097
01:48:36,873 --> 01:48:40,877
You have nothing
to be sorry about.
1098
01:48:40,960 --> 01:48:43,880
It's okay.
1099
01:48:43,963 --> 01:48:47,258
Everything's okay.
1100
01:49:02,315 --> 01:49:05,068
Wow, I was starving.
1101
01:49:05,151 --> 01:49:09,656
- Do you want me to make you another one?
- No, no, no. I'm fine.
1102
01:49:09,739 --> 01:49:12,075
You sure?
1103
01:49:12,158 --> 01:49:17,163
I'm still a little weirded out,
but I feel better. Thanks.
1104
01:49:20,625 --> 01:49:24,337
- How's Jane?
- What do you mean?
1105
01:49:25,839 --> 01:49:28,299
I mean,
1106
01:49:28,383 --> 01:49:30,760
how's her life?
1107
01:49:30,844 --> 01:49:32,971
Is she happy?
1108
01:49:33,054 --> 01:49:36,224
Is she miserable?
1109
01:49:36,307 --> 01:49:40,854
I'd really like to know, and she'd die
before she'd ever tell me about it.
1110
01:49:43,189 --> 01:49:46,443
She's, uh...
1111
01:49:46,526 --> 01:49:49,571
She's really happy.
1112
01:49:49,654 --> 01:49:53,199
She thinks she's in love.
1113
01:50:03,918 --> 01:50:07,213
Good for her.
1114
01:50:09,049 --> 01:50:10,967
How are you?
1115
01:50:18,933 --> 01:50:22,395
It's been a long time
since anybody asked me that.
1116
01:50:28,818 --> 01:50:31,529
I'm great.
1117
01:50:37,243 --> 01:50:40,246
I've gotta go to the bathroom.
1118
01:50:53,009 --> 01:50:55,345
I'm great.
1119
01:51:29,629 --> 01:51:32,716
Man, oh man.
1120
01:51:34,592 --> 01:51:37,429
Man, oh man, oh man.
1121
01:52:12,672 --> 01:52:15,133
Oh, my God.
1122
01:52:57,050 --> 01:52:59,177
Wow.
1123
01:53:00,762 --> 01:53:03,515
I had always
heard your entire life flashes...
1124
01:53:03,598 --> 01:53:07,477
in front of your eyes
the second before you die.
1125
01:53:07,560 --> 01:53:10,313
First of all,
that one second...
1126
01:53:10,397 --> 01:53:13,149
isn't a second at all.
1127
01:53:13,233 --> 01:53:15,318
It stretches on forever,
1128
01:53:15,402 --> 01:53:18,238
like an ocean of time.
1129
01:53:20,198 --> 01:53:23,201
For me, it was
lying on my back...
1130
01:53:23,284 --> 01:53:27,163
at Boy Scout camp,
watching falling stars.
1131
01:53:35,547 --> 01:53:38,800
And yellow leaves
from the maple trees...
1132
01:53:38,883 --> 01:53:41,302
that lined our street.
1133
01:53:50,103 --> 01:53:53,356
Or my grandmother's hands
and the way her skin...
1134
01:53:53,440 --> 01:53:55,775
seemed like paper.
1135
01:54:03,033 --> 01:54:06,786
And the first time
I saw my cousin Tony's...
1136
01:54:06,870 --> 01:54:09,831
brand-new Firebird.
1137
01:54:21,551 --> 01:54:23,636
And Janie.
1138
01:54:25,055 --> 01:54:26,973
And Janie.
1139
01:54:58,963 --> 01:55:01,341
And... Carolyn.
1140
01:55:06,346 --> 01:55:10,100
I guess I could be pretty pissed off
about what happened to me,
1141
01:55:10,183 --> 01:55:15,689
but it's hard to stay mad when
there's so much beauty in the world.
1142
01:55:15,772 --> 01:55:20,944
Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing
it all at once and it's too much.
1143
01:55:21,027 --> 01:55:26,116
My heart fills up like a balloon
that's about to burst.
1144
01:55:26,199 --> 01:55:30,286
And then I remember
to relax...
1145
01:55:30,370 --> 01:55:33,456
and stop trying
to hold on to it.
1146
01:55:33,540 --> 01:55:37,127
And then it flows
through me like rain,
1147
01:55:37,210 --> 01:55:40,880
and I can't feel anything
but gratitude...
1148
01:55:40,964 --> 01:55:43,133
for every single moment...
1149
01:55:43,216 --> 01:55:47,137
of my stupid little life.
1150
01:55:47,220 --> 01:55:50,640
You have no idea what
I'm talking about, I'm sure.
1151
01:55:50,724 --> 01:55:52,726
But don't worry.
1152
01:55:53,810 --> 01:55:56,146
You will someday.