Man, that's a waste of a fucking full beer, dude.
You're picking this shit up.
Fuck.
Ass hole.
Come on.
I got something I want to show you.
You are going to love this.
Shit.
Fuck dude.
What do you think, dude?
Is she fucking beautiful.
Shit.
She's fucking messed.
I love her, dude.
Look at this.
Shut the fuck up.
What the hell did you do with it?
I fucking cut it off, man.
It's in the fucking fridge.
Fucking hot, dude.
That's nice.
Look at her, man.
She's fucking beautiful, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
Get the fuck over here and look pretty for my friend.
What's your name?
Her name is Laura.
Shit.
I stepped in the shit again.
Her name's Laura.
What's the matter, Laura.
You are not scared, are you, Laura.
Now, Laura.
She's been a good friend of ours for a long time
and I love her so much that I saved her booby right here.
I love her, man.
Dude, follow me.
Where is his dick?
It's in the...
Fuck.
Watch out for the fucking shit.
Shit.
I got shit on my fucking shoe.
This is better than the last one, man.
She is my fucking prize, man.
I'm so fucking excited for her.
She's a little fat though.
She's got fucking loose some of this chubby.
We got to lose some of this chubby, honey?
It's just too much...
I haven't been here very often, dude.
Calm the fuck down.
Calm the fuck down, OK.
Shut up.
You fucking, bitch.
I thinks she fucking on my fucking tooth, man.
It's OK, honey.
We're your friends.
I love you.
Don't be sad.
Don't be fucking, sad.
Hey, baby.
I don't think she's going to fucking eat again, dude,
for fucking hitting me in the fucking tooth.
You thirsty?
You fucking thirsty honey?
Didn't clean her up much.
Eat the... now you drop the fucking apple?
Well you not hungry anymore?
Tell me you're not fucking hungry.
You hungry?
You want a new apple?
I got something for you.
You want a new apple?
You hungry?
This is so good.
Apple is just so good.
What a bite?
Want a bite?
Want a fucking bite?
Take a bite.
I dropped.
Here.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Eat up.
That's all you fucking get.
Fucking stay down here.
Fucking yeah.
No fucking knife down here.
Keep that in there.
What do you think dude, she's beautiful.
What's the matter honey.
Shut up.
I fucking love her man.
Fucking shit.
Let's go.
Want a beer?
You bet.
Get that out of my face.
So, I think
just about going out, and get a few beers and shit.
What do you want to do?
Sleep.
Dude, sleep is for the weak.
We need to go out, and have fun.
You weren't saying that yesterday.
I was tired.
You got more sleep than I did.
Well, have fun.
I promise.
Plus, there is this chick I really
want to hook you up with.
She's beautiful, dude.
She looks plump.
Hang on.
Hey, Arnold city.
That's where she lives.
I'm serious.
She lives right back here, man.
Watch for it.
There's a turn.
Right here?
No.
Keep going.
Keeping going.
Dude, I'm...
No I'm serious.
This is like the fucking cut.
Just turn here.
Right here there is a turn.
There you go.
I see her.
Shit.
Hey, sweetheart.
You passed her.
Where are you going?
I'll give you $20 if you show me your tits.
What do you say?
$20.
How much you get on you?
You got shit, right?
Come on.
Show me your tits.
Come on.
Please.
I can't see, dude.
I'm going to crush.
Take your shirt off.
Go.
Yeah.
This is weird.
Come on.
This is so weird.
Come on, honey 20 fucking dollars.
All right.
Come on.
Give me a fucking look.
We're giving you a ride, ain't we.
Yeah.
Nice.
We got a piercing.
No fucking way.
Yeah.
Really, really.
What about your crotch?
$20.
Come on. $20.
That's fucking food.
That is bus... that's like Greyhound special
to get you fucking wherever you got to go.
$20.
You got to a strip club.
I'm going to stop.
I want to see this.
Come on.
Strip club you can't even get $20.
I mean, it's like $1.
Let me see the crotch.
Let me see the money.
Honey.
Come on.
Fuck, I'm at a stop sign.
Fucking cops.
$20.
Now, show the fucking crotch.
All right.
Real quick.
Yeah.
Touch it.
Touch it touch it.
Touch it.
Man.
I can't.
Dude, my fucking dick is fucking...
I can't do this.
Touch it.
There's not even a tape in the camera.
He just does this for fun.
Yeah, America's funniest videos.
Touch it.
Make your finger disappear.
Yeah.
Dude, yeah.
I'm fucking hard as a rock.
Shit.
Where are you going?
I'm going to give you that $20.
But I need you to suck my fucking dick first.
And then we'll...
Then you will take me all the way to Pittsburgh?
Yes, no problem.
I just... I'm fucking... come on, get the fuck out of the car,
please.
Shit.
Fuck.
Was it good?
It was fucking unreal.
Don't fucking laugh, dude.
Don't fucking laugh.
Dude, she left her backpack.
I wonder what she got there.
Shit.
Let me get a close up.
She's still breathing.
, come here.
Hey, baby.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Hey baby.
What's up baby.
Jesus Christ.
What are you doing out there?
Just fucking with her.
We'll have fun, my man.
Have some fun.
Hey, you got any more gloves?
No, dude.
I just got these.
Shit.
Why don't you use like a fucking rag or something, man.
God.
Dude, what do you think about making her eat her own shit?
Fucking go for it, dude.
That's disgusting.
Fuck.
I need to get a fucking...
real fucking saw here because it's
fucking... you can't this god damn bone.
Jesus.
Fuck.
Yeah.
I put shit in her tit.
Dude, you have to give her a fucking bath after this, dude.
Because I don't want her like fucking shit.
Just a little bit.
Fucking.
Eat it.
Fuck.
God damn.
I stuff like a turkey.
Back here.
Dude, this guy stinks so fucking bad, man.
I should have dumped him a couple weeks ago.
Fuck, I got shit on my fucking pants.
God damn it.
What are you doing, man?
What are you doing?
You all right?
Get used to the fucking smell.
What do you want to do tonight, man?
I don't care.
But it fucking stinks.
You want to smell her shit?
Cough it up.
Get out.
Sea food or something, man.
I can't handle any more meat.
Hey.
Did you hear him throwing up in there?
Did you hear that?
Was that so nice?
Do you know what, he could have gave it to you.
Hey, why don't you bring some puke here for her.
God.
Jesus.
Fuck.
Dude, I need a fucking day job, man.
I can't do this anymore..
Dude, she got shit falling out of her..
Hey, sweetheart.
Fell out of her.
Hey, sweetheart.
What's the matter?
Wait, wait.
What was his name?
Bob.
Bob?
Bert.
Bill.
What was his name, honey?
Brad?
What was his name?
Michael.
What was it?
I can't hear you.
Michael.
Here is Michael.
Why are you crying?
He.
I just fucking...
Hey, did you see Michael's ear?
I didn't either.
Let me see.
What do I have in my bag of goodies?
Look, at the camera.
Look at the camera and smile.
Smile.
I'm going to put shit in your face.
You better smile.
Smile for me.
Smile baby.
Smile.
She's not very happy.
Why not?
Why isn't she happy?
She should be fucking ecstatic.
I'm your Michael now.
You are not Michael.
I got something for her.
Yo.
You hungry?
It's just his toe.
Get the fucking tape.
I don't know.
You fucking.
I got shit on my hands.
I got fucking...
Open your fucking mouth.
Hey, would you hold this.
Open your mouth a little.
Can you hold that?
This is nutritious.
This is meat.
The tape.
Put the fucking beer down, man.
Jeez.
All right.
OK, I'll hold her.
Put the camera down.
I'm going to try.
All right.
I got you.
OK.
Well hold the fucking tape.
Let go.
I got it.
Shit.
All right.
What do you want?
Get the fucking camera..
I'm trying.
I got tape.
You hold the tape.
Give me the tape.
There you go.
OK.
It's food.
It's food, baby.
It's OK.
It's food.
It's fucking food. Eat it.
Eat it.
It's food.
Now...
Here's some more beer.
Here is more beer.
You think she's a vegetarian.
Beer.
How's that fucking taste?
How's it taste?
Give me that.
Fuck you.
Come on, dude.
Stay the fuck back, dude.
Fucking faggot.
Why don't you come over here and fucking suck my dick.
All right.
Get off.
Get the fuck off him.
Fuck you man.
See that fucking shit.
Pussy.
Fucking faggot.
Fuck you.
Get the fuck off me, all right.
It's over man.
It's fucking over.
It's fucking over, man.
It's over man.
Leave him.
Pussies.
Fuck that shit.
Fuck you, asshole.
Are you following me fucking home?
Yeah.
Big boy, here.
Fucking asshole.
He didn't fucking start it.
The other guy did.
Why don't you go fucking chase him home?
Yeah.
He fucking got me good, though.
Fucking belly.
Fuck you.
Get back in there and do your job, asshole.
What did he say?
I thought it was having a baby.
I didn't know those are balls.
No.
Laura.
Nope.
Why don't you give me some road head,
make this trip last a little longer.
There it is.
New Jersey, baby.
The Garden State.
It smells like shit.
No, it doesn't.
See everybody thinks New Jersey...
It smells like shit.
I'm smelling it right now.
That's just some rumour, man.
My mom lives in part of Jersey.
What's that?
New York?
Man.
It's Jersey.
They pump it for you.
Let's do it.
You are going to love this place.
Hey, good seeing you again.
Come on in.
I'll give you the tour.
This guy is painting again so they don't know we're here.
Hey
You shock them.
And you hung them on that.
Hooks them on the hooks like this.
It rolls over here.
Right here is where you cut the throat open.
Let them bleed.
And the blood will rush to their head.
Then you just throw them in there.
That dehairs them.
And on the other side over here...
What does it do?
Is it fire?
Is it a fire?
The dehair thing.
No, it's just really hot water.
It gets tossed around like a...
dehair.
I don't know how to explain.
It's got razors and stuff.
It just toss them around and it dehairs them.
You got 40 guys here cutting the nails off and stuff.
Then you you put them on a hook
and slide them down here.
Take all the livers, and everything out.
All the gut.
And over here you just basically clean them out.
And they weigh them.
My brother he makes a good head cheese.
You can see the other door on the other side.
Shit.
What the dead ones look like...
these are... I guess, over here.
If you take their picture man, does that steal their soul.
It's pretty clean inside here.
You've got their heart, and that's about it.
There's a hole in her ass.
Stick your finger in there.
No.
Thanks.
What are these?
I think they are lambs.
It might be goats.
Then they take the hides of these just like the deer hide.
Sweet.
Do you ever have people come in here
and ask if they can like punch them and shit?
Yeah, Rocky.
Rocky.
I do sometimes.
And then in here we load them up in the big truck.
Put them on a school bus.
Send them off to school.
Come here kitty.
Kitty.
Come here.
Isn't that awesome.
One of these days I want that in my house.
Come here, kitty.
We got life size?
Yeah.
What if I put you up there.
They'd probably laugh at you.
A little short.
She's a woman.
You know what I don't understand?
I don't understand in the Bible, and the stories that you hear.
They're always upset, and weeping, and crying,
and stuff like that.
And these people just have a stoned look on their face.
What do we got here?
She's like, I just lost my keys.
Have the man forgive me for my sins.
What are you doing?
Trying to see his dick.
Just checking.
What do you think, dude?
I don't care.
Which ever.
There.
How about that one.
Coming in a couple of minutes.
Hey, miss.
Can I help you with those?
Sure.
Hey.
Don't laugh, man.
Where are her keys at?
Purse.
Las Vegas, Nevada.
Not to lucky today.
Beer or anything?
Yeah.
She ain't got shit in the fridge.
Look.
Hey.
We taking them or what?
You think you are doing?
You're buying that, I hope?
No.
What do you mean, no.
Then give it to me.
It's not yours.
Get out of here.
Leave him alone.
Dude, get out...
Leave him the fuck alone, man.
He ain't doing nothing.
You too, pal.
Come on.
Let's go.
What did I do?
What do you mean, what did you do?
Yeah.
What did I...
Come on get out.
What do you think this is?
Get out of here or I'm calling the police.
You too, buddy.
Out.
The fuck you looking at.
I already left, man.
Fuck you.
Dude, I already left.
I already left.
I'm gone.
Get out of here.
Come on.
Get out right now.
I'm catching your ass.
You're fucking out.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get out of here.
Fucking asshole.
Get of here and don't ever come back.
Fuck you to.
You fucking loser.
Get in the car.
Get out of here.
Relax.
We're here to apologize.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Shit fuckers.
Fuck.
Fucking piece of shit.
Fuck.
We got somebody back here.
The fucking register is fucking...
We got somebody back here.
Shit, no.
Yeah.
I can see.
Over here.
Over by the side.
My God.
Fucking.
What the... Fuck that.
Come here, motherfucker.
Stay the fuck there.
Move back.
Fuck.
Don't fucking move.
Fuck them, motherfuckers.
What is wrong with you man?
I got an idea, sweetheart.
Why don't you drink some of that fucking bitch.
You fucking cunt.
Come here.
Get the fuck back over... get over there.
Get the fuck up.
What are you doing?
Let him go.
Get the fuck.
Christ.
Buddy.
Fuck yeah.
Make a move, bitch.
Make a fucking move.
I'm going to fucking...
look at this fat.
Look at this fucking fat.
Trim it.
Trim it up.
I got... I got a better idea.
I got her better idea dude.
I'm going to fucking..
Hey.
Why don't you... why don't you sniff your girlfriends ass
for me.
Fucking sniff your girlfriend's fucking ass...
You fucking hear him.
Sniff his fucking...
Give him your ass.
Give him your ass now.
Pull your fucking pants...
Get your ass out.
Now.
Put your fucking ass there, bitch.
Now.
OK.
Let me see it.
Let me fucking see it.
You fucking see it.
Sniff it.
Sniff the ass.
No.
Get your fucking head over here.
Sniff that ass.
Get Your fucking face in it.
Sniff it.
Yeah.
What's does it smell like.
What's it smell like.
What is it smell like.
She smells like what?
Sniff his ass.
Sniff his fucking ass.
Get over there and sniff his ass.
Right now.
Go over there.
Sniff it.
Get over there.
Keep your face in there.
Lick that shit up.
What are doing to us?
What's going on?
What's that?
Get the fuck up.
What did you do to her?
We sniffed her ass too.
It was our fucking turn.
You coming with me bitch.
Get up.
Fuck.
I'm going to fucking carry him.
He's fucking out.
He's fucking.
How the fuck am I going to carry him?
Just drag his ass.
Drag his ass.
I can't fucking carry him.
Give me an arm.
All right.
I got it.
What's up here, buddy?
How are you doing?
You want to fuck me.
He wants to fuck me.
Look at him.
I cant carry this one.
You can't get him?
I'm coming.
You got him?
Your ass crack.
I'm so fucking tired.
Your ass crack.
I'm so fucking tired.
I got your ass crack.
Fuck.
Fuck him.
Let's leave him.
What about skinny bitch here?
Hey skinny, bitch.
Come on.
He wants to fuck us.
Take him.
Let's go.
What about pretty boy?
Come on.
Shit.
Dude, 5 0.
Where?
Fuck them.
Right there.
Fuck them.
Right there, dude.
Shit, dude.
Fuck.
German?
Yeah.
I thought this was Dutch.
Dutch.
Look at these big Amish people over here, man.
They are scary.
Let's go.
Let's go get our picture taken with them.
I'll get you back.
What?
What if I just like climb in there and be like Godzilla?
They got goldfish.
OK.
Are those to scale.
They are whales.
Come back, sweety.
Get down here.
Look at the elephant, dude.
The goldfish are bigger than that.
This is awesome.
You look lost.
I don't know what kind of you have, man.
All right.
Baby flutes and stuff like that.
We got a drum kit.
Yeah, I see.
Yeah, I agree.
It's kind of like a.
Yeah, it's just use that.
This is 103.
Do you guys get this every month?
Yeah.
Hey, what's happening?
I came through the tattoo, 8:30.
Do you mind if I video in here?
Yeah.
No.
That's fine.
Go ahead.
He's expecting you.
Cool.
Can I do the tattoos back here?
Sweet.
What's up, man.
Hey, wait up.
So once you have the design...
Plan signs up on...
Somebody who always do it told me
that you get on your left side
are closer to your heart.
You should get something..
That's why I'm getting my right side.
That guy your brother?
Yeah, he is.
He is my twin.
Twin.
No shit.
Comic book or not?
What's that?
Is it... I'm not asking you.
Is he the comic book nut?
Yeah.
He is.
Wait.
Hold on.
Let me get that.
Yeah, it's awesome.
OK.
We're set to go.
Where are you from?
Originally from Jersey.
Yeah.
But I've been out here probably for about two years.
It's fucking boring out here.
Not much for work either.
Hang on a minute, man.
You're nasty, man.
That's fucking disgusting.
It sounds better than that guy.
Dude.
That would fucking hurt.
And you use that needle.
Well, I got to say, one time...
All right.
Shut up.
Now one time my brother actually tattooed this guy.
He comes in.
He wanted a tattoo of freak right on his back.
Back and stuff like that.
I don't know.
He got like 3/4 of the tattoo done
and he ends up like passing right out, right on the floor.
I mean, he's out cold.
And we get the smelling salt and stuff.
We're smacking around and stuff.
He was not waking up for anything.
And so he ends up pissing himself.
And he's just laying face down right
on his stomach with his tattoos staring us in the face, freak.
I mean, it said it all right there.
It's crazy.
That's odd.
Do you guys have a pisser here?
Yeah, downstairs.
I can take a piss real quick.
Sure.
You're still breathing, aren't you?
Hey, baby.
Hey.
Wake.
Hey.
Where am I?
Where's my pants?
Where's my shirt?
Where's my brother?
He's right there.
No.
I didn't wear deodorant today.
Yeah, you fucking stink.
Yeah.
What's over there?
Nothing.
What are you doing coming over.
I told her I was busy.
I didn't think this shit would take so fucking long.
You wake him up.
Yeah.
I don't know.
He seemed... he was relaxing.
Look at him.
Help me.
Buddy.
I don't know.
Yeah.
It could be.
Look at that gut.
Look at that beef.
That fucking beef.
What's the matter?
Don't you think if I was going to fucking kill you,
I would have done it already like him.
Like your brother.
Open your eyes and look at your brother.
No.
Fucking.
Look the fuck up.
I'll choke you the fuck up.
No way.
I always heard fucking twins have this fucking kind of bond.
Is that fucking true, fag?
Is that fucking true.
Tell me, is it true?
Is it fucking true?
Ha?
Is it true?
I want to know.
When I cut off his fucking leg, did you feel it?
Hey, yours is still there, isn't it?
Hey class '99 wake up man.
Wake up.
You feel that?
Class of '99.
Is this your piss?
A little bit.
That's disgusting.
It's his too.
I can't take all the credit.
And this guy... yeah.
Look at this guy.
He's soaking here.
He must just went.
Hey.
You OK?
We're only kidding around, man.
Well, sort of.
Hey.
Do you feel that?
I think he felt it.
I don't know.
This guy is... this guy is stumping me.
Stump.
Hey.
Look at that.
Shit.
I don't know.
I'm thinking about cutting off the other leg.
Well, then what are we going to hold him up with?
His brother's leg.
Hey.
Hang on a second, here.
Confess your sins, motherfucker.
Tell the camera.
Tell the camera what we did.
Tell them.
He killed him.
Get him off the chair.
Come off the chair.
All right.
Intense.
Hey, baby.
What you got there, daddy?
Nothing.
What do you got?
All kind of things.
Let me see.
Shit.
Hello.
Why did you put it away?
Because everything ain't for everybody all at one time.
Look what they're doing.
Shit you don't waste any time.
Yeah.
So baby, is he any good?
He's a good kisser.
You can see what else he does.
Not that I would know.
I don't have it on tape anywhere.
Shit.
It ain't that kind of party.
That stuff is not incriminating.
Yeah.
Are you lonely over there, baby?
Yes, I am, baby.
Isn't she pretty though?
Hell, yeah.
What about you?
You're pretty.
And I got all kinds of things to show you.
Start showing, baby.
Yeah.
There goes the jacket.
Take of your shirt.
OK.
Yeah.
Daddy.
That's just how I like it.
Yeah.
Hey, bring them over here.
Bring them over here.
I can't reach... yeah.
Yeah.
Shit.
Can I wear these fucking pirate shoes?
What the hell you... what the hell are you looking at?
Look.
Hey.
Where did you go?
I'm right here.
Got something else that's interesting me right now.
Yeah.
Bring them over here.
Come here.
You want to see the belly, dude.
You want to see the...
That's a nice belly.
Come here.
Don't worry about them.
Yeah.
Girl, did we hit the jackpot tonight.
They got good blow.
We definitely.
They got good dicks.
Yeah, speaking about blow.
Hey speaking about dicks.
I got an idea.
What?
I think it's a great idea.
Shit.
This is the bomb.
Here baby.
Yeah.
Help you get in the mood.
Yeah.
You hit this.
What you got there?
That's for you.
This is what I love.
You know what else I love?
Why don't you come up here.
I love white guys.
Yeah.
You like white guys.
Hey, I'm white.
Wait.
Yeah.
Are you sure?
Gnawing on the belly.
Ouch.
A little pain is very enjoyable.
What kind of party is this?
It's a great fucking party.
Here is my $20 to give to you for this lap dance.
I just want to look.
Do I get to touch in this dance?
You can do whatever you want, baby.
Yo, check this out, dude.
Can I get two women to take advantage of me sexually?
I don't know.
Let's fucking see.
Let's see.
Hi my name is nice man.
Here we have a normal man with two women sucking up titties.
These are the most deadliest breasts in..
What are you doing, baby?
Because there's plenty for everybody.
What you got?
Spank that ass.
Look at that.
Yeah, cause.
As long as you all keep the blow coming, I'm all about it.
It's not the only thing.
You already came, yeah, baby.
Me and my girl know how to make motherfuckers come hard.
Let me ride this white horse.
Get this shit off.
Yeah.
Get the fuck over here.
Yeah.
Hey, baby.
So that's what you've been hiding.
Have you ever split a Black oak, cause I'm going to help you.
Sounds good to me.
Anytime baby.
Any time.
I need a cigarette, sweetheart.
Get over here.
Well, you know what?
We don't need y'all.
We don't even need you all, because the party goes
on no matter what is going on.
Dude, where's that joint.
Yeah.
That's how I like it.
Come here camera man, and make a movie.
I'll try.
Look at your boy.
Love this fucking shit, man.
That's fucking hot, dude.
Yeah, go for it.
Hey, where did you go?
My brother.
Why don't you come over here.
Fuck yeah.
Is this a party or what?
Yo, isn't this like that Janet Jackson video right here, dude.
Look at me.
Yo.
Come on.
Janet Jackson.
Stone, baby.
Do you like that M&M, baby?
Milk chocolate ass.
Hey, what are you doing over there man.
It's not only.
That's what I'm talking about.
What you got there papa.
Hey baby.
How you doing?
I'm glad to see you.
This is some good shit this mother fuckers have.
Come here, baby.
Any time, baby.
Let's go.
Let's go up stairs.
All right.
Let's go upstairs because I got something to show you.
I hope it's that ass.
Yeah.
That was some of the best head I've had in a long time.
You fucking telling me.
Put this shit on.
All right.
Let's find those fuckers.
Are you coming?
I'm right behind you, baby.
No shit.
I know where they are.
You think so.
I see some panties.
Shit.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
My goodness.
Erica.
Fuck.
Shit.
Fuck.
Shit.
The fuck.