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Keep it real.
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Booyakasha.
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West staines massive
in da house, all right?
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This program is being
beamed by satrellites
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all over the world.
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There's probably
some people watching this now
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who ain't never even
seen a black man before.
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Hello.
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That's why I has got
a message to spread.
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I has a dream
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of little black girls
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and little white girls
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playing with each other.
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Let's make it happen.
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Westside.
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Booyakasha.
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Check this out.
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The election in america
is a well important thing.
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So you better understand
the politics of it.
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That's why I's here with
none other than my main man,
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mr. Patrick buchanan.
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So you better listen up
and rekognize.
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So how long
was you president for?
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Zero.
What?
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I didn't make it.
I failed.
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Ain't there the problem if you have
an election every however many years,
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if someone
don't tell the whole truth,
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you's got them
for, like, 4 years, innit?
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If the people make a mistake,
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they have to live with it
for 4 years,
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or they get their congress
to throw the president out.
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But sometimes
people lie to get in.
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Like when me went to me interview
for mcdonald's in staines,
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me said that me
would work well hard.
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But the moment me got in there,
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me was eating, like,
15 mcchicken sandwiches a day,
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and selling a bit of... a little
bit of me ganja on the side.
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And them only actually
chucked me out
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when them found me wearing
the ronald mcdonald costume,
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oh.
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Boning me julie in the box.
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Here's what you do, though.
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When you're there then,
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your... your organization
has rules
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whereby they can throw you out.
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Aye.
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We have rules whereby you
can throw out the president.
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Does you think that religion
should be taught in schools?
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Uh, if it's voluntary, yes.
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If it's mandatory, no.
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Does you think there's
a way for people
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to make the way them teach
religion more interesting?
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Yes.
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The movie
the passion of the christ...
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Aye.
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Is a very effective
teaching tool, I think.
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I heard that it ain't
as good as lethal weapon 3.
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No, I think it's slightly
better than lethal weapon 3.
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Ain't it basically a bit of
a rip off of gladiator?
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No, it's not at all.
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It's like that kind
of thing, innit?
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No, no, it's about the death
and crucifixion of christ.
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Ain't you scared, though,
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that because it's
made so much cash,
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him will make a sequel
and it won't be as good
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like you know, have the bloke
come back to life, whatever?
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What else is the election
gonna be fought on this year?
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It'll probably be about iraq.
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Does you think that saddam's
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ever was able to make these
weapons of mass destruction
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or as they's called,
b.L.Ts?
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The... was saddam
able to make them?
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Could he make b.L.Ts?
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Yes, at one time
he was using b.L.Ts
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on the kurds in the north.
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Was it worth
fighting a war over b.L.Ts?
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I don't think
saddam hussein and iraq
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were a threat
to the united states,
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even if they had
w.M.Ds or b.L.Ts,
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as long as they
weren't nuclear weapons.
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If you had
the evidence that saddam
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had these b.L.Ts
in his house,
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would you have said,
"yes, attack"?
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Not unless he had...
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If he had anthrax,
if he had mustard gas.
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Whatever you put in them.
No.
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No, no,
if he had mustard gas, no.
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Let's say it didn't have
mustard, and the b.L.Ts,
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just was plain,
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would you have been
able to go in there then?
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No.
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Is it ever worth fighting
a war over sandwiches?
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Is it ever worth
fighting a war?
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Um, yes.
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If you becomes president
again, what will you do?
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I would change the whole
country dramatically,
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and that's why I'm not
going to be president.
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Yo!
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Yo for real!
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I was feeling that, man! Yo.
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Yo, is you mashed or something?
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You's like so giggly.
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Well, I'm, uh...
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You had a little puff before?
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No, yeah, I had a little
puff before, sure.
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Respek, yo!
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You needs a bit of
some of me own imports?
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We'll talk business after.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Yo, so listen,
all you lot out there!
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You better listen up to the
words of my man buchanan,
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'cause him know 'nuff things
about america
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and the election.
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Listen up, word up,
keep it real, westside.
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Big up yourself.
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Yekshemesh.
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Democracy is very different in u.
S. And "a" from kazakhstan.
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In america,
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woman can vote,
but horse cannot.
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I go to help a republican
party candidate win election.
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Chergui.
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Uh, hello, uh,
thank you to speak me.
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Thank you.
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Thank you for
letting me come on.
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Do you have a policies?
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One of my main policies
is that I'm pro-life.
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Yes.
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I believe human life
should be protected.
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I feel very strong about this
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because in kazakhstan,
my brother billo,
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he have a child
born with a hair
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all over face and the nose,
on the arms, hair,
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everywhere hair.
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And, uh, his wife
say, "throw him."
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And I say, "no, keep him."
Hmm.
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And now he make them
very much money
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in he travel
around the country in a tent.
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People pay money
to see children like him
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and other...
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Strange ones.
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Hmm, well, I'm glad that...
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The choice was made for life.
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Yes.
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Uh, in kazakhstan,
we like the family,
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but there are now some men
who pretend to be married,
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but in secret,
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they do a bang, bang, bang
in other men anus.
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What do you call them here?
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Uh, we call it "homosexual."
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So which is the party
of the homosexuals?
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They tend to
go to the democratic party.
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Uh, what else your policy?
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Well, I'm a christian.
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I've been a christian...
Nice, I like.
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Since I was
about 8 years old, I guess.
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Um, I want to go, uh, to,
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uh, this place, heaven?
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Uh, which religion must I
choose to go there?
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The christian bible
says that jesus christ
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is the only way to heaven.
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If people choose, uh,
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the jews, will they
go heaven or hell?
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Well, um, I would have to say
that they would go to hell.
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Hello.
Hello.
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I'm james broadwater.
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I'm running for united states
congress in district 2.
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Is your husband at home?
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We want to speak to somebody
who can vote.
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That's it, just me.
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You can vote?
But you are a woman.
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All women can vote.
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Ah.
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I wouldn't like it
if I couldn't vote.
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Yes, why?
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Because I feel like
I'm equal with a man.
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I don't want a man...
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Deciding what's best for me.
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Uh, but the woman
not equal to a man.
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Uh, no, in kazakhstan,
we say, uh,
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uh, god, uh, man,
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a horse, a dog,
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and then a woman, then a rat,
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and then a small cretzouli
like a little...
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Yes.
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I'm running for united states
congress in district 2.
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Uh, he is a strong man.
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He will crush his opponents
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and he will be, uh,
powerful like, uh, stalin,
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uh, and not tolerate
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people who are bad.
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Hmm.
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Well, actually, I wouldn't
compare myself to stalin, but...
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Will you vote for my friend?
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Well, I probably will,
but I don't ever tell people
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who I'm gonna vote for
before I vote.
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If you do not vote for him,
he will take power.
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Hmm, oh, well,
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it depends on whether he
gets enough votes or not.
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If you vote for him,
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he will make sure that
you and your family
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will have a very good years.
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But if you do not vote for
him, you will be sorry.
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Ok, I hear you.
Yes?
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I hear what you say.
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I will not leave
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until you swear on the eyes of your
child that you will vote for him.
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See, we don't...
We don't do that.
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We don't...
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That's not the way
we do things in america.
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Do you have any particular
points on which you're running?
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People in mississippi,
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on average, pay 31 percent
of their income
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in taxes every year.
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Mmm-hmm.
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And I think we can do
a whole lot better than that.
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That would be nice.
Mmm-hmm.
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I think it'd be
good for all of us.
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Yeah.
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Sorry to
interrupt the politic, uh...
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Uh, please, it's possible make a
shit to your house immediately.
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Very urgent,
I have problem, please.
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Excuse me?
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Is it possible make
a shit to your house now?
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I have...
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You want to use the restroom?
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Yes, please.
Very urgent.
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Have some...
Thank you.
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Thought we wouldn't stay
very long in mississippi,
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but it's been a pretty
nice place to live.
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Well, great.
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Great success.
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Good.
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I believe family
is very important.
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Uh, mr. Broadwater
do not, uh,
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have never been
ever with a man.
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Is correct?
That's correct.
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And never ever,
even as a child, or,
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experiment with lady boy,
nothing.
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Uh, is true, yes?
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I'm not lying.
Yes.
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Uh, we say in kazakhstan,
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"a man who go to power
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must have a big..."
How you say?
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Uh, how you say,
hram, hram?
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How you say, hram?
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You could say it
lots of different things.
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How you say here?
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Yeah.
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Uh, technically,
it would be "penis."
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Uh, no, not...
Under, under.
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Testicles.
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Yes, uh, he have
a very big testicles.
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Um, do you want to touch?
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Do you want to show him?
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I'm sorry, I think that's
entirely inappropriate.
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You know?
Why?
257
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That is not... not a customary thing
here in the united states at all.
258
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No, not at all.
259
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You can touch me.
I do not mind.
260
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I really don't want to.
261
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I would like to learn from
how to make a speech.
262
00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:32,242
Ok.
263
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:35,312
Uh, the biggest thing about
speeches is to know your audience,
264
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know who you're talking to,
265
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and know what they care about.
266
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As everyone know,
267
00:13:43,621 --> 00:13:48,692
today is the 14th year anniversary
of a tishnik massacre.
268
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So please now, I ask you
269
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to stand and give them respect.
270
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Please, we will have
10 minute silence.
271
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Thank you.
272
00:14:24,862 --> 00:14:29,366
Is it good to give
a compliments to audience?
273
00:14:29,434 --> 00:14:32,036
Uh, yes, it's always good to give
a compliment to the audience,
274
00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:34,571
but it needs to be
a sincere compliment.
275
00:14:34,639 --> 00:14:37,741
It needs to be something that... that
they feel comes from the heart.
276
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I, uh, hope, uh,
277
00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:42,946
you all like me.
278
00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:46,550
I hope, uh, you
like me very much.
279
00:14:46,618 --> 00:14:50,120
I would like to do
a romance inside of you.
280
00:14:50,188 --> 00:14:53,456
But, uh, not...
Only if she lets me.
281
00:14:53,524 --> 00:14:55,058
Not with force.
282
00:14:55,126 --> 00:14:57,461
All day long, when I see you,
283
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I think of you no clothes,
wa, wa, wee, wah,
284
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:03,267
but it is a very wonderful.
285
00:15:03,268 --> 00:15:05,202
Thank you to meet great man.
286
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:07,071
Oh, thank you, thank you.
287
00:15:07,138 --> 00:15:08,139
Thank you.
288
00:15:23,421 --> 00:15:24,421
Thank you.
Thank you.
289
00:15:31,696 --> 00:15:33,363
Hear me now, wag wan.
290
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:38,535
Today we be chattin'
about the family.
291
00:15:39,103 --> 00:15:40,537
Does you think
292
00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:44,041
the way we is bringing up kids
is changing?
293
00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:45,642
Uh, yes.
294
00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:47,177
We're raising them
differently now.
295
00:15:47,245 --> 00:15:50,481
Um, uh, some of it's great.
Some of it's not so great.
296
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:52,616
So at what age
does you think parents
297
00:15:52,683 --> 00:15:55,185
should give their kids
their first spliff?
298
00:15:55,253 --> 00:15:56,620
I don' think they
should do that,
299
00:15:56,687 --> 00:15:59,389
because it's illegal
in our society.
300
00:15:59,457 --> 00:16:01,925
How's the kid gonna know what's
good shit and what ain't?
301
00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:04,962
You know, I... I was a drug
user for almost 3 years
302
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:05,929
respek, whoa.
During my...
303
00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:10,434
Everything but a needle.
Everything else.
304
00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:14,838
Does you think that parents
should educate kids about sex?
305
00:16:16,341 --> 00:16:17,975
Yes, I do.
306
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:19,009
Um...
307
00:16:19,077 --> 00:16:21,545
And... and I think that...
308
00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:24,348
I think that
parents should, um,
309
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,517
should answer
kids' questions honestly,
310
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,152
or even take the initiative.
311
00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:31,422
So should parents invite the kids
into the room while they is boning?
312
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,589
No, no, no.
313
00:16:32,657 --> 00:16:33,957
Or should they show them porno?
314
00:16:34,025 --> 00:16:35,125
No, no, no.
315
00:16:35,193 --> 00:16:37,795
But like me dad,
when me asked him about sex,
316
00:16:37,862 --> 00:16:39,296
him said, "yo,
317
00:16:40,565 --> 00:16:44,001
"you hide in that
kitchen cupboard tonight
318
00:16:44,068 --> 00:16:45,736
at 8:00."
319
00:16:45,803 --> 00:16:47,571
Then 8:00,
320
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:51,108
he brought back this honey,
much fitter than me mum.
321
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:54,844
And him, like, boned her every
which way while winking at me.
322
00:16:54,912 --> 00:16:57,013
And, man, I still use
some of them moves,
323
00:16:57,081 --> 00:16:59,617
like the crouching soldier
or whatever.
324
00:16:59,684 --> 00:17:01,285
Ain't that right?
325
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,654
See, that... that
sort of incident,
326
00:17:03,721 --> 00:17:06,390
to me, it seems disrespectful
of your mother.
327
00:17:06,457 --> 00:17:07,425
So part of it...
328
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,293
No, she weren't in the house.
329
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,062
I actually suspect
that most kids,
330
00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:14,131
most places in the world,
331
00:17:14,265 --> 00:17:15,699
learn about sex
332
00:17:15,766 --> 00:17:18,502
because everybody sleeps
in the same bedroom.
333
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:19,736
Or from animals.
334
00:17:19,804 --> 00:17:20,837
Dogs.
335
00:17:22,106 --> 00:17:23,941
How does you
learn about sex from animals?
336
00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:26,076
Well, you could
watch them having sex.
337
00:17:26,144 --> 00:17:28,145
Yeah, but that's
kind of weird sex.
338
00:17:28,212 --> 00:17:29,880
People doing it with animals
is like...
339
00:17:29,947 --> 00:17:31,415
No, no, I'm not
talking about...
340
00:17:31,482 --> 00:17:33,517
I'm talking about,
like, a dog with a dog.
341
00:17:33,584 --> 00:17:34,618
All right.
342
00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,920
Let's talk about
a difficult subject,
343
00:17:36,988 --> 00:17:38,756
a very "tattoo" subject,
344
00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:41,157
relationships in the family,
345
00:17:41,225 --> 00:17:42,460
or as it's called, "incense."
346
00:17:42,527 --> 00:17:43,460
Incest.
347
00:17:43,528 --> 00:17:44,561
What?
348
00:17:44,629 --> 00:17:45,796
Mmm-hmm. Incest.
349
00:17:45,863 --> 00:17:46,830
Whatever.
350
00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:47,931
Yeah.
351
00:17:47,998 --> 00:17:49,666
Does you think it's wrong
352
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:53,837
that a brother can never marry
353
00:17:54,972 --> 00:17:57,007
his sister?
354
00:17:57,608 --> 00:17:59,242
Yes, yes.
I do.
355
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:00,945
For real,
356
00:18:01,012 --> 00:18:04,781
because once, I was at me mate
jazzy f's 15th birthday party.
357
00:18:04,849 --> 00:18:06,950
And me didn't know
she was me cousin,
358
00:18:07,018 --> 00:18:09,686
but there was this game where if
you got locked in the cupboard,
359
00:18:09,754 --> 00:18:11,288
you had to bone her.
360
00:18:11,355 --> 00:18:13,390
Is that ok, or did I do...
361
00:18:13,824 --> 00:18:14,892
Insects?
362
00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:17,060
The definition of incest
363
00:18:17,128 --> 00:18:20,264
does vary a great deal
from culture to culture.
364
00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:23,400
But what if you's got
halle berry as your sister?
365
00:18:23,468 --> 00:18:25,369
You know,
366
00:18:25,436 --> 00:18:27,604
how is you gonna
stop yourself fancying her?
367
00:18:27,672 --> 00:18:30,908
Because if you don't fancy her,
you is basically gay, innit?
368
00:18:30,975 --> 00:18:32,809
No.
369
00:18:32,844 --> 00:18:37,080
You know, there are lots of boys who
grow up with very attractive sisters
370
00:18:37,148 --> 00:18:39,216
and they still
wanna pull their pigtails.
371
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:43,186
I mean, I is all right.
Me sister is... you know, she's a dog.
372
00:18:43,254 --> 00:18:45,356
Like, her body's all right,
you know.
373
00:18:45,423 --> 00:18:47,758
But her body's like fine and
she's got, like, amazing tits,
374
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,926
but her face is like
a real brown-bagger.
375
00:18:49,994 --> 00:18:51,595
So I ain't got that problem.
376
00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:55,699
But is it always wrong
to see your sister
377
00:18:55,766 --> 00:18:58,001
in a kind of sexual way?
378
00:18:58,069 --> 00:18:59,335
'Cause I feel weird about it.
379
00:18:59,403 --> 00:19:02,605
Like, all my mates
in my hood of staines,
380
00:19:02,673 --> 00:19:05,475
say that she give the best
blowers in the area.
381
00:19:05,543 --> 00:19:08,712
But I know I should
feel proud about that,
382
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:12,216
but I feel... but I feel weird
and uncomfortable, should I?
383
00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:14,751
Sure, she's your sister.
384
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,022
You lot out there, family.
385
00:19:18,089 --> 00:19:19,990
You heard the different sides,
386
00:19:20,091 --> 00:19:21,492
you make an opinion.
387
00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:23,026
Be safe.
388
00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:24,428
Keep it legal,
389
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,029
respek.
390
00:19:26,097 --> 00:19:27,697
Westside.
391
00:19:27,765 --> 00:19:29,966
Eagle, you're looking great.
Coming up 9 minutes.
392
00:19:31,536 --> 00:19:34,237
1400 feet,
still looking very good.
393
00:19:34,305 --> 00:19:35,806
# I lead a few #
394
00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:37,007
# I lead a few #
395
00:19:37,074 --> 00:19:38,142
# all right ? #
396
00:19:38,209 --> 00:19:39,175
# give me a chicken #
397
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:40,343
# give me a chicken #
398
00:19:40,411 --> 00:19:41,612
# here me now! #
399
00:19:41,679 --> 00:19:42,680
easy now.
400
00:19:43,214 --> 00:19:44,414
Good day.
401
00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:46,549
Safe, what be your name?
402
00:19:46,617 --> 00:19:48,251
I'm dr. George washington.
403
00:19:49,153 --> 00:19:50,153
What?
404
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:51,822
Dr. George washington.
405
00:19:51,889 --> 00:19:53,189
All right, wicked.
406
00:19:53,257 --> 00:19:56,260
So does vets mainly
look after sick animals?
407
00:19:56,327 --> 00:19:58,329
No, we do a lot of
preventive medicine,
408
00:19:58,396 --> 00:20:00,364
reproductive work
and everything.
409
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:03,267
Why was there so many
sick animals in vietnam?
410
00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:07,938
There...
411
00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:10,574
There wasn't that many
sick animals in vietnam.
412
00:20:10,641 --> 00:20:14,678
But weren't there, like,
millions of vietnam vets?
413
00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:16,647
You're confusing
terminology here.
414
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:20,917
Ok, a veterinarian is a doctor
of veterinary medicine.
415
00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:22,886
He's a person
that treats animals.
416
00:20:22,953 --> 00:20:25,322
For real.
So I is getting it.
417
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,692
So loads of people
went to vietnam
418
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,327
and then treated animals there?
419
00:20:30,328 --> 00:20:32,929
No, no, no, you're
confusing the term.
420
00:20:32,997 --> 00:20:34,331
Aight.
421
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,566
I'm a veteran,
but I'm also a veterinarian
422
00:20:36,634 --> 00:20:40,137
because I served time as a
veterinarian in the military.
423
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:42,605
For real.
424
00:20:42,673 --> 00:20:46,143
So why does so many of those
people from the military,
425
00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:47,811
then later on in life
426
00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:50,013
want to start
working with animals?
427
00:20:50,081 --> 00:20:52,382
They don't! They can do
anything they want to.
428
00:20:52,450 --> 00:20:56,754
There's no relation between
a veteran of the military...
429
00:20:56,821 --> 00:20:57,854
Aight.
430
00:20:57,922 --> 00:20:59,256
And a veterinarian.
431
00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:00,491
Respek.
432
00:21:00,558 --> 00:21:02,025
And you is?
433
00:21:02,092 --> 00:21:03,660
I'm both.
434
00:21:03,728 --> 00:21:05,462
Oh, man, that's so confusing!
435
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,965
I... I don't understand it!
436
00:21:08,032 --> 00:21:11,134
So to make this clear
to young people out there,
437
00:21:11,202 --> 00:21:14,070
people who fights in wars
438
00:21:14,138 --> 00:21:15,672
is called veterinarians...
439
00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:16,806
No!
People who...
440
00:21:16,874 --> 00:21:18,641
Are called veterans.
441
00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:20,844
Whatever, veterans.
442
00:21:20,911 --> 00:21:22,712
People who
does the animal thing
443
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:25,682
is called veterinar...
Ve-veterans.
444
00:21:25,749 --> 00:21:27,217
No, veterinarians.
445
00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:28,551
Veterinarians, respek!
446
00:21:28,619 --> 00:21:32,255
V- e-t-e-r-I-n-a-r...
447
00:21:32,323 --> 00:21:33,790
It's veterinarians.
448
00:21:33,858 --> 00:21:36,860
When you was a kid did you know
that you wanted to grow up
449
00:21:36,927 --> 00:21:38,195
and be a veteran?
450
00:21:43,134 --> 00:21:44,567
You're still confusing it.
451
00:21:44,635 --> 00:21:46,336
Just... just
forget the word "veteran."
452
00:21:46,404 --> 00:21:47,337
All right.
Please.
453
00:21:47,405 --> 00:21:49,773
How often is
animals actually sick
454
00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:51,741
and how often is they fakin' it
455
00:21:51,809 --> 00:21:54,077
just so them
can get a day off work?
456
00:21:54,144 --> 00:21:58,314
Animals aren't fakin' it
to get a day off work.
457
00:21:58,382 --> 00:22:00,083
But what does you do
458
00:22:00,151 --> 00:22:02,019
if there's, like,
a knock on your door,
459
00:22:02,086 --> 00:22:04,187
and there's, like,
a goat out there, whatever,
460
00:22:04,255 --> 00:22:06,490
and he says he's got flu,
461
00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:08,725
but you know he's lying?
462
00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:10,260
Does you tell the farmer?
463
00:22:10,328 --> 00:22:11,661
The goat doesn't talk to us.
464
00:22:11,729 --> 00:22:13,597
It's the farmer
that talks to us.
465
00:22:13,664 --> 00:22:17,134
So is there a lot of
sex diseases with animals?
466
00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:19,369
There are a few, but not
many that's transmitted.
467
00:22:19,437 --> 00:22:22,605
Is that because
most animals wear connies?
468
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,109
No.
469
00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:27,911
So is you saying that the
man cows just whip it out,
470
00:22:27,979 --> 00:22:30,313
and jizz over their babylons,
or what?
471
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:31,648
No.
472
00:22:39,290 --> 00:22:42,025
So how does they
stop getting them preggers?
473
00:22:43,661 --> 00:22:47,096
So is there any animals that
ain't been discovered yet?
474
00:22:47,164 --> 00:22:48,431
There could be.
475
00:22:48,499 --> 00:22:50,968
They've just found some
in some of the jungles,
476
00:22:51,035 --> 00:22:53,403
different places
that they didn't know exist.
477
00:22:53,638 --> 00:22:55,906
Has you got any photos of the
ones that ain't been discovered?
478
00:22:55,973 --> 00:22:57,140
No.
479
00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:59,676
All right, what about a video
or something like?
480
00:22:59,744 --> 00:23:02,446
Well, if you had a video,
they'd have been discovered.
481
00:23:02,513 --> 00:23:03,480
All right,
482
00:23:03,581 --> 00:23:05,682
not if they videoed themselves.
483
00:23:05,850 --> 00:23:08,885
They... they aren't smart enough
to operate a video.
484
00:23:08,953 --> 00:23:12,355
You aren't going to see that chicken
there, taking a video around.
485
00:23:12,423 --> 00:23:13,857
All right.
486
00:23:13,925 --> 00:23:15,792
He doesn't have enough... his
brain is not developed enough.
487
00:23:15,860 --> 00:23:18,228
Yo, man, him can hear you saying that.
Don't cuss him.
488
00:23:18,296 --> 00:23:19,830
I'm not!
I'm not cussing him.
489
00:23:19,897 --> 00:23:22,699
I'm saying his brain
is not developed enough.
490
00:23:22,766 --> 00:23:25,502
He's, like, just there.
He's gonna hear you say that
491
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:26,637
and be upset, innit?
492
00:23:26,704 --> 00:23:28,104
No, he's not.
493
00:23:28,172 --> 00:23:29,172
Look at that!
494
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,474
That's why she
wanted it like this.
495
00:23:31,542 --> 00:23:33,010
Oy, look at that fucking thing.
496
00:23:33,077 --> 00:23:34,478
What's that?
That's a chicken.
497
00:23:34,545 --> 00:23:35,845
What?
498
00:23:35,913 --> 00:23:37,180
That thing?
Is a chicken.
499
00:23:37,248 --> 00:23:38,615
Is that a real animal?
500
00:23:38,682 --> 00:23:40,083
That's a chicken.
501
00:23:40,151 --> 00:23:41,818
Check it out!
Has you ever seen anything like that?
502
00:23:41,886 --> 00:23:42,919
Yeah.
503
00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:43,920
Look at it.
504
00:23:43,988 --> 00:23:45,421
He's got feathers on his feet.
505
00:23:47,392 --> 00:23:49,892
How come him is wearing that?
506
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,861
That's the way mother nature...
507
00:23:51,929 --> 00:23:53,396
That's the way his genes are,
508
00:23:53,464 --> 00:23:54,898
he was born.
509
00:23:54,965 --> 00:23:57,501
So where is, like, the tigers?
510
00:23:57,568 --> 00:23:59,035
This is not a zoo!
511
00:23:59,103 --> 00:24:00,337
This is a farm.
512
00:24:00,371 --> 00:24:03,273
This is like...
Uh, uh...
513
00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:08,078
This is more like a farm
you would have seen...
514
00:24:08,146 --> 00:24:09,613
Probably when I was a kid.
515
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,414
What about a hippototamus?
516
00:24:11,482 --> 00:24:14,084
Hippopo... you go to the national
zoo and you can see them.
517
00:24:14,152 --> 00:24:15,651
What, you ain't
got them either?
518
00:24:15,719 --> 00:24:18,221
No, this is not a zoo.
This is a farm.
519
00:24:18,288 --> 00:24:19,823
You know what a farm is?
520
00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:22,225
Well, it's like a rubbish zoo,
obviously.
521
00:24:22,293 --> 00:24:24,661
Ok, I hope you learned
something about animals.
522
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,830
Yo, me learned
a lot about animals.
523
00:24:26,898 --> 00:24:28,397
You have a lot to learn.
524
00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:29,966
Keep it real.
Ok.
525
00:24:30,034 --> 00:24:31,134
'Nuffrespek.
Ok.
526
00:24:31,168 --> 00:24:32,602
Safe. Wicked.
527
00:24:33,003 --> 00:24:33,970
Ok.
528
00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:55,492
Does you think that
529
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:59,195
if them increase
the punishment for terrorists,
530
00:24:59,263 --> 00:25:01,297
that less of them would do it?
531
00:25:01,365 --> 00:25:02,899
I don't know.
532
00:25:02,967 --> 00:25:04,968
If you think people who are willing
to strap bombs on themself
533
00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:07,304
and go into buildings,
and blow themself up,
534
00:25:07,372 --> 00:25:09,572
I'm not sure that you can
threaten them with punishment.
535
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,574
So what punishment
does you think
536
00:25:11,642 --> 00:25:13,810
you should give
to suicide bombers?
537
00:25:13,878 --> 00:25:16,480
It's very hard to do
anything to a suicide bomber,
538
00:25:16,547 --> 00:25:17,980
they've already
committed suicide.
539
00:25:18,048 --> 00:25:19,649
But don't you think
if you said,
540
00:25:19,717 --> 00:25:20,950
"if you does suicide bomb,
541
00:25:21,018 --> 00:25:23,820
we's gonna give you
20 years in jail",
542
00:25:23,887 --> 00:25:25,555
that they wouldn't do it?
543
00:25:25,623 --> 00:25:27,023
You mean if you
blow yourself up,
544
00:25:27,091 --> 00:25:28,524
and you've
already killed yourself,
545
00:25:28,592 --> 00:25:30,460
now you're gonna
threaten them with jail?
546
00:25:30,527 --> 00:25:33,430
Hmm, think of the logic
of what you just said.
547
00:25:33,498 --> 00:25:35,098
It doesn't make sense.
548
00:25:36,166 --> 00:25:37,166
Because...
549
00:25:39,136 --> 00:25:40,270
Because they're dead.
550
00:25:43,373 --> 00:25:44,808
"Listen up,
551
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:47,243
"me name be buchanan.
552
00:25:47,311 --> 00:25:51,081
"Me knows nuff tings
'bout politics.
553
00:25:51,148 --> 00:25:53,716
"'Get involved, mac daddies.
554
00:25:53,751 --> 00:25:55,786
"Y'all better realize
555
00:25:55,853 --> 00:25:58,321
"that nothing be a better way
556
00:25:58,389 --> 00:26:00,390
"to get yo kicks.
557
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:02,492
Westside, aye."