1 00:00:34,233 --> 00:00:35,299 Aight. 2 00:00:38,103 --> 00:00:40,438 Easy now, check it. 3 00:00:40,506 --> 00:00:43,408 I is here with none other than my man, 4 00:00:43,475 --> 00:00:46,077 prof. James ziglar. 5 00:00:46,145 --> 00:00:49,681 Him was the head of something called the I.M.S., 6 00:00:49,748 --> 00:00:54,252 which stands for the immigration, uh, nationalize... 7 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,387 Naturalization. 8 00:00:55,454 --> 00:00:57,789 Naturalization society. 9 00:00:57,856 --> 00:00:58,956 Service. 10 00:00:59,024 --> 00:01:00,358 Service, wicked. 11 00:01:00,426 --> 00:01:03,494 What is homeland security? 12 00:01:03,562 --> 00:01:04,763 Homeland security 13 00:01:04,830 --> 00:01:07,299 is about protecting the individuals 14 00:01:07,366 --> 00:01:09,000 in the country right. 15 00:01:09,068 --> 00:01:10,968 From forces that may come in 16 00:01:11,036 --> 00:01:13,638 and try to do harm, such as terrorists. 17 00:01:13,705 --> 00:01:16,641 Could it be possible to work with the terrorists? 18 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:19,210 To say, "yo. 19 00:01:19,278 --> 00:01:22,447 "Here's a building that we's gonna demolish anyway. 20 00:01:22,515 --> 00:01:26,183 "Go. Have your fun with it. Do whatever you wants. 21 00:01:26,251 --> 00:01:28,386 Just don't do the other ones." 22 00:01:28,454 --> 00:01:30,588 That's never... That will not work with the terrorists. 23 00:01:30,656 --> 00:01:31,623 Why not? 24 00:01:31,690 --> 00:01:33,090 Because the terrorists, you say, 25 00:01:33,158 --> 00:01:35,560 "ok, here's an old building. We're gonna demolish it. 26 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:37,429 For real. Do it! Have your fun with it." 27 00:01:37,496 --> 00:01:39,964 That's not... that doesn't achieve their purpose. 28 00:01:40,032 --> 00:01:41,732 So, professor, does you think 29 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:45,403 that terrorists will use airplanes again? 30 00:01:45,471 --> 00:01:47,038 I think they would lke to. 31 00:01:47,105 --> 00:01:50,107 Why does you let them fly on the same planes as normal passengers? 32 00:01:50,175 --> 00:01:54,245 Why don't you arrange separate flights for terrorists? 33 00:01:54,313 --> 00:01:58,949 So if they's gonna do this terrible behavior, 34 00:01:59,017 --> 00:02:01,085 uh, let them ruin their own trip. 35 00:02:01,153 --> 00:02:04,355 Well, listen, uh, if we knew they were terrorists, 36 00:02:05,324 --> 00:02:07,458 uh, we'd pick 'em up. 37 00:02:07,526 --> 00:02:09,227 We'd never let them on an airplane. 38 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:11,162 Let's talk about in the airports. 39 00:02:11,230 --> 00:02:15,433 You know those machines that beep when you's got coins in your pocket? 40 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:17,836 Why don't they develop a machine that beeps 41 00:02:17,903 --> 00:02:19,370 if you is carrying a gun? 42 00:02:19,438 --> 00:02:21,439 Well, it does, too. It... it... th-they... 43 00:02:21,506 --> 00:02:23,942 A gun will also set it off, or a knife. 44 00:02:24,009 --> 00:02:27,245 But it's... them is mainly designed for coins and keys. 45 00:02:27,312 --> 00:02:30,414 No, no, no, no, it's designed for guns and knives 46 00:02:30,482 --> 00:02:34,219 and, uh, and objects that are... could be weapons. 47 00:02:34,286 --> 00:02:36,921 Does they use dogs in airports? 48 00:02:36,989 --> 00:02:39,424 Uh, for explosive devices. 49 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:40,759 Ain't the problem, though, 50 00:02:40,826 --> 00:02:43,294 that 99 percent of dogs can't speak english? 51 00:02:43,362 --> 00:02:45,329 So how does they let you know 52 00:02:45,397 --> 00:02:47,899 who is carrying a bomb? 53 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:51,870 Hmm, well, dogs are trained to give... to give indications. 54 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:54,072 How? Uh, well, they will sit 55 00:02:54,139 --> 00:02:56,240 and point, for example. 56 00:02:56,308 --> 00:02:58,309 How does you know they ain't pointing to say, 57 00:02:58,377 --> 00:03:00,945 "this one definitely ain't got a bomb in it"? 58 00:03:01,012 --> 00:03:02,447 Well, they don't... They're trained 59 00:03:02,514 --> 00:03:05,717 to only respond to a certain... certain smell. 60 00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:14,392 How come there ain't much security on trains? 61 00:03:15,327 --> 00:03:17,495 Well, for one thing, um, 62 00:03:18,897 --> 00:03:21,632 I- it's kind of hard to highjack a train 63 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:23,234 and run it into something. 64 00:03:23,301 --> 00:03:25,770 But what's to stop a terrorist 65 00:03:25,838 --> 00:03:28,072 taking over a train, 66 00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:31,710 driving it into, jah forbid, the white house? 67 00:03:31,777 --> 00:03:32,844 You can't. 68 00:03:32,911 --> 00:03:33,978 There are no tracks. Well... 69 00:03:34,046 --> 00:03:36,147 There are no tracks to the white house. 70 00:03:36,215 --> 00:03:37,582 Not that we know of. 71 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:39,117 No, there're not. 72 00:03:39,184 --> 00:03:41,319 How does you know they ain't been building one? 73 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:42,987 The white house is so protected, 74 00:03:43,055 --> 00:03:45,089 there's no way of building tracks 75 00:03:45,157 --> 00:03:46,491 to the white house 76 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,593 with the secret service yo. 77 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:50,728 And... and all the barriers that are around it. 78 00:03:50,796 --> 00:03:52,597 Yo, well you'd have to have someone in on it 79 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:53,831 on the inside. 80 00:03:53,899 --> 00:03:56,200 But they'd have to build... Someone who's lke, 81 00:03:56,268 --> 00:03:58,469 yo, at night sh-sh-sh-sh. No, no, no, not even that. 82 00:03:58,537 --> 00:04:00,638 They'd have to build them on top of the ground 83 00:04:00,706 --> 00:04:02,740 and they'd have to go right to the white house. 84 00:04:02,808 --> 00:04:05,309 There's no way of being on the inside of that. 85 00:04:10,482 --> 00:04:13,585 How difficult is it to get a green card? 86 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:17,155 A brit marries an american, let's say. 87 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:20,291 Um, you can get a green card, 88 00:04:20,358 --> 00:04:22,760 but you're gonna have to wait for 2 years. 89 00:04:22,828 --> 00:04:24,895 If you ain't managed to marry an american, 90 00:04:24,963 --> 00:04:27,798 but you is got jiggy with, lke, loads of them, 91 00:04:27,866 --> 00:04:29,767 can you still get a green card? 92 00:04:29,835 --> 00:04:31,002 No. 93 00:04:31,069 --> 00:04:33,037 No, but if you's had... Does you understand? 94 00:04:33,105 --> 00:04:35,973 I understand exactly what you're saying. The answer's no. 95 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:38,409 Family relationships 96 00:04:38,477 --> 00:04:41,212 are very important to our immigration law. 97 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:44,148 And, uh, if it's just... Uh, but a friend 98 00:04:44,216 --> 00:04:46,484 that you've got a special relationship with... 99 00:04:46,552 --> 00:04:48,019 For real, yo, baby! 100 00:04:48,086 --> 00:04:49,687 Let's get special. 101 00:04:49,755 --> 00:04:51,589 Uh, that doesn't work. 102 00:04:51,657 --> 00:04:52,924 That's not going to get you in. 103 00:04:52,991 --> 00:04:54,626 That's a shame. Uh, well. 104 00:04:54,693 --> 00:04:55,993 'Cause I is halfway there. 105 00:04:56,061 --> 00:04:57,595 You know what I'm saying ? Respek. 106 00:04:57,663 --> 00:05:00,365 Well, it's, uh... that's... That's the way the law is. 107 00:05:00,432 --> 00:05:01,899 So, yo! Listen up! 108 00:05:01,967 --> 00:05:04,836 You better check out the words of my man, 109 00:05:04,903 --> 00:05:06,571 james ziglar. 110 00:05:07,005 --> 00:05:08,205 Respek. 111 00:05:38,503 --> 00:05:39,937 Yekshemesh. 112 00:05:40,005 --> 00:05:43,241 In kazakhstan, the favorite hobbies are disco dancing, 113 00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:46,510 archery, rape, and table tennis. 114 00:05:46,578 --> 00:05:49,080 In america, there are many hobbies, too. 115 00:05:49,148 --> 00:05:50,881 I find more. Chergui! 116 00:05:56,755 --> 00:05:58,923 Hello, nice meet you. 117 00:05:58,991 --> 00:06:00,758 Nice to meet you. 118 00:06:02,494 --> 00:06:05,663 What it mean, uh, self-defense? 119 00:06:05,731 --> 00:06:07,031 Well, if someone... 120 00:06:07,098 --> 00:06:09,734 It... it's more than just if someone attacks me. 121 00:06:09,801 --> 00:06:11,936 If someone attacks me violently, 122 00:06:12,004 --> 00:06:14,772 I can... I can protect myself from getting hurt. 123 00:06:15,674 --> 00:06:17,942 What is a best move 124 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:21,078 to silence a woman? 125 00:06:21,146 --> 00:06:24,581 Uh, I don't know that you can silence a woman. 126 00:06:24,649 --> 00:06:26,617 What is the best way 127 00:06:26,685 --> 00:06:29,854 to defend from a jew? 128 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:33,558 Well, we don't... Uh... uh... 129 00:06:33,625 --> 00:06:35,026 If people have different beliefs, 130 00:06:35,093 --> 00:06:36,160 yes? 131 00:06:36,227 --> 00:06:39,396 They believe in god, allah, mohammed, 132 00:06:39,464 --> 00:06:40,898 jesus, whatever they believe in, 133 00:06:40,966 --> 00:06:42,266 yes? 134 00:06:42,334 --> 00:06:44,969 We try to respect that they... they believe that way. 135 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:48,106 Yes, but how do you stop their claw? 136 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:49,707 Claw ? You say claw? 137 00:06:49,775 --> 00:06:50,942 If someone got a claw? 138 00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:52,877 Yes, the jew claw. You knock away. 139 00:06:52,945 --> 00:06:55,046 You just knock away, knock away. 140 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:57,415 So, if, uh, the jew come with a claw... 141 00:06:57,482 --> 00:06:59,350 You knock away. 142 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:01,119 With a claw. Knock away. 143 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:02,453 Claw. Knock away. 144 00:07:02,521 --> 00:07:04,189 They can do 2 hands. 145 00:07:04,256 --> 00:07:05,523 And you can do 2 hands. 146 00:07:05,590 --> 00:07:06,657 Is very good. 147 00:07:06,725 --> 00:07:08,226 Or you can knock away this way. 148 00:07:08,293 --> 00:07:09,593 Either way, it doesn't matter. 149 00:07:09,661 --> 00:07:11,762 And if the jew come... Then you knock away. 150 00:07:11,830 --> 00:07:13,764 And the jew come... And you knock away. 151 00:07:13,832 --> 00:07:15,500 The jew come with a claw. 152 00:07:16,101 --> 00:07:17,635 With a claw. 153 00:07:17,702 --> 00:07:19,471 With a claw. 154 00:07:19,538 --> 00:07:22,173 Uh, what is best way to stop 155 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:25,242 my wife do a rape on me? 156 00:07:26,144 --> 00:07:28,480 Uh, gosh, I don't know. 157 00:07:28,547 --> 00:07:30,648 Maybe, uh, if it's your wife, 158 00:07:30,716 --> 00:07:34,118 um, show her more love. 159 00:07:34,186 --> 00:07:35,653 Uh, show me what you mean. 160 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:38,155 She will say, "borat, borat, 161 00:07:38,223 --> 00:07:39,958 "time, uh... Time to... 162 00:07:40,025 --> 00:07:42,827 Time to play. ...Play with you." 163 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:44,963 Ok, pull me down, borat, lke she would. 164 00:07:45,030 --> 00:07:46,364 And you're on top. 165 00:07:46,398 --> 00:07:48,032 Yes. Ok, now. 166 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:50,434 If she... "Borat!" 167 00:07:50,502 --> 00:07:51,936 When she leans over... 168 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:54,572 She try to do a kiss. She's off balance. 169 00:07:54,473 --> 00:07:55,573 Thank you, my friend. 170 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:56,740 Thank you, sir. 171 00:07:56,808 --> 00:07:58,009 Thank you. 172 00:08:02,547 --> 00:08:03,548 You are good. 173 00:08:11,256 --> 00:08:13,424 When we get the body, and we get it nice and relaxed, 174 00:08:13,491 --> 00:08:15,193 and we want to move just easily, 175 00:08:15,260 --> 00:08:18,729 it's nicer if... if you could change to some nice, comfortable clothing. 176 00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:33,110 David? Yes? 177 00:08:33,178 --> 00:08:35,046 What is this, david? 178 00:08:35,113 --> 00:08:38,750 This is a portable, uh, harmonium. 179 00:08:38,817 --> 00:08:39,951 You know this song? 180 00:08:43,055 --> 00:08:45,022 Mmm-mmm, no, I don't. 181 00:08:47,525 --> 00:08:49,994 Uh, from, uh, music factory, 182 00:08:50,062 --> 00:08:51,228 "c" & "c". 183 00:08:51,296 --> 00:08:52,730 Mmm-hmm. 184 00:08:52,798 --> 00:08:57,501 # everybody dance now # 185 00:08:59,871 --> 00:09:02,440 hmm. 186 00:09:02,507 --> 00:09:05,543 We do this, how you say? 187 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:07,778 Oh, the dances, yeah. 188 00:09:07,846 --> 00:09:09,313 Yes. With this, 189 00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:13,550 # is everybody dancing now ? # 190 00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:15,085 oh, that's nice. 191 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:23,961 Galin, this is borat. Hello. 192 00:09:24,028 --> 00:09:25,162 Nice meeting you. 193 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:27,064 Borat ? Thank you, borat. 194 00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:30,000 Ok. And this is palomino. 195 00:09:30,068 --> 00:09:31,469 Palomino. Yes. 196 00:09:31,536 --> 00:09:32,936 Palamino, this is borat. 197 00:09:33,004 --> 00:09:35,038 Hello. Borat, nice to meet you. 198 00:09:35,106 --> 00:09:38,175 So I want us to have our own sound. 199 00:09:38,243 --> 00:09:39,910 Uh, what will your sound be? 200 00:09:39,978 --> 00:09:41,745 # hey # 201 00:09:43,949 --> 00:09:46,384 # ah # # hey # 202 00:09:47,786 --> 00:09:49,954 # children, children # 203 00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:51,522 # children # 204 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:52,991 you make the sound. 205 00:09:53,058 --> 00:09:55,893 # yeah, everybody dance now, yeah # 206 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:58,396 ok. So we go, we try now, all together? 207 00:09:58,464 --> 00:10:00,030 Yes. 208 00:10:00,098 --> 00:10:01,999 1, 2, 3. 209 00:10:02,067 --> 00:10:04,736 # children, children # # ah # 210 00:10:04,803 --> 00:10:07,104 # everybody dance now # # hey # 211 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:11,642 # everybody dance now # 212 00:10:11,710 --> 00:10:12,844 # ah # 213 00:10:12,911 --> 00:10:14,412 # hey # 214 00:10:17,449 --> 00:10:19,217 yes, I'm already tired. 215 00:10:19,284 --> 00:10:20,751 I'm too old, you know? 216 00:10:20,819 --> 00:10:22,420 No, you are 48? 217 00:10:22,487 --> 00:10:24,655 48. You are 32? Yes. 218 00:10:24,723 --> 00:10:26,591 How old do you think palomino is? 219 00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:28,626 Uh... 220 00:10:29,761 --> 00:10:30,794 48. 221 00:10:30,862 --> 00:10:32,396 3. 43. 222 00:10:32,464 --> 00:10:36,333 43, yeah? You look, uh, more old. 223 00:10:36,401 --> 00:10:38,802 I'm going to ask you to draw 224 00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:41,439 the experience that you just had, 225 00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:43,007 however that shows up. 226 00:10:43,074 --> 00:10:46,243 Ok, so let's just hold ours up and show each other. 227 00:10:46,311 --> 00:10:49,146 Just for a moment, just... So we can look at one another's. 228 00:10:49,214 --> 00:10:50,481 What it say? 229 00:10:50,549 --> 00:10:52,583 "Everybody, children, dance, 230 00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:54,351 "ah, oh, now." 231 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:55,786 Yes. 232 00:10:55,854 --> 00:10:57,321 And so that had meaning for me. 233 00:10:57,388 --> 00:10:59,290 Just to bring that all together. 234 00:10:59,357 --> 00:11:01,525 Yeah, thank you. Nice. 235 00:11:01,593 --> 00:11:04,662 Um, I do a picture, 236 00:11:04,729 --> 00:11:07,798 only small, of tishnk massacre, 237 00:11:07,866 --> 00:11:10,901 where, uh, many uzbek 238 00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:15,606 uh, crushed. 239 00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:17,341 How did you feel when you did this? 240 00:11:17,408 --> 00:11:18,942 Uh, very proud. 241 00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:20,777 Very proud? Yes. 242 00:11:20,845 --> 00:11:24,682 And just listening, uh, with, uh, s-sadness? 243 00:11:24,749 --> 00:11:26,850 A little sadness for y-your people? 244 00:11:26,918 --> 00:11:28,352 Yes. No, it is not sad. 245 00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:30,020 It is us who do the kill. 246 00:11:30,088 --> 00:11:32,090 You want to smell? Show us. 247 00:11:32,157 --> 00:11:33,591 Do you want to tell 248 00:11:33,658 --> 00:11:35,159 the smell thing? 249 00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:38,262 Yes, it, uh, show your spirit. 250 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:39,396 Yeah. 251 00:11:39,464 --> 00:11:40,765 I can smell you? 252 00:11:40,832 --> 00:11:42,266 It's fine. 253 00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:44,669 Yes? Yeah. 254 00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:48,773 It's a good man? Yes. 255 00:12:00,251 --> 00:12:01,452 Thank you. You want? 256 00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:02,619 Yes. 257 00:12:24,876 --> 00:12:26,010 Check it. 258 00:12:26,077 --> 00:12:28,345 I is now off to meet a husband and wife team 259 00:12:28,413 --> 00:12:31,148 that ran the environmental protection agency. 260 00:12:31,216 --> 00:12:34,418 Them be called christine and todd whitman. Bo! 261 00:12:41,893 --> 00:12:44,294 Let's talk about solar energy. 262 00:12:44,362 --> 00:12:45,629 Ain't you worried that, 263 00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:48,366 if we use a lot of this solar energy, 264 00:12:48,433 --> 00:12:50,134 that we will use the sun up? 265 00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:51,535 No, the sun's burning anyway. 266 00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:52,870 All right. 267 00:12:52,937 --> 00:12:55,606 What we're doing is taking what's already coming down 268 00:12:55,673 --> 00:12:57,108 and putting it to good use. 269 00:12:57,175 --> 00:12:59,543 But me heard there are some countries lke in alaska 270 00:12:59,611 --> 00:13:01,578 where they is already run out of sun 271 00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:05,016 and there's, lke, darkness for, lke, months of the year. 272 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:07,584 Well, that's... that's because of the rotation of the earth. 273 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,687 It's not because the sun is running out. 274 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:11,122 It's because of the relationship 275 00:13:11,189 --> 00:13:13,223 of the sun and the earth to one another. 276 00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:15,392 Why is water getting dirty? 277 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:17,528 If you change the oil of your motorcycle 278 00:13:17,595 --> 00:13:20,698 or your car in the driveway and you just dump it there, 279 00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,332 it gets washed down in the rain, 280 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,701 it gets into the water table, 281 00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:25,903 it gets into the water. It dirties the water. 282 00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:28,171 Ain't the main reason why the water is dirty, though, 283 00:13:28,239 --> 00:13:30,340 there are a lot of fishes 284 00:13:30,408 --> 00:13:33,644 does their toilet inside the water? 285 00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:36,714 Well, fish do it, uh, but farmers, the animals get... 286 00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:40,250 If you let cows and pigs and sheep go into the streams, 287 00:13:40,318 --> 00:13:41,919 then they're dirtying the water. 288 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,689 So why don't you tell the fish, whatever, 289 00:13:44,756 --> 00:13:46,223 I don't know how you tell them, 290 00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:49,093 but make sure they ain't doing 291 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,395 their plop in the water? 292 00:13:51,462 --> 00:13:53,263 But I really think it's more us than they. 293 00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:54,966 So what about whales? 294 00:13:55,033 --> 00:13:57,301 Don't they make massive pollutions 295 00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:58,836 in the water? 296 00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:01,172 Again, they're still... They're not... when you consider, 297 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,141 the amount of water there is in the ocean and the seas, 298 00:14:04,209 --> 00:14:07,044 and you consider the number of whales, they're not the problem. 299 00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:08,746 You've seen the size... They're big. 300 00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:10,014 They must do massive ones. 301 00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:11,882 They're big. They've gotta be massive. 302 00:14:18,156 --> 00:14:20,357 What is "earth first"? 303 00:14:20,425 --> 00:14:24,161 Earth first is, um, it's really an idea 304 00:14:24,229 --> 00:14:27,031 of putting the earth before yourself. 305 00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,932 You know that me and the west staines massive 306 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,168 did a protest against mcdonald's in staines? 307 00:14:31,235 --> 00:14:32,736 Nice. 308 00:14:32,804 --> 00:14:34,839 Mcdonald's definitely deserves it. The consumption of meat 309 00:14:34,906 --> 00:14:37,808 is definitely adding to the world starvation problem. 310 00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:39,710 Oh, no, no, no, we weren't against that. 311 00:14:39,777 --> 00:14:42,580 We was against... they started chargin' for their ketchup, 312 00:14:42,647 --> 00:14:45,983 lke 8 pence for, lke, a little bit of ketchup. 313 00:14:45,984 --> 00:14:47,952 Great, taxing people every chance they get. 314 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,186 Yo, so we was lke, 315 00:14:49,254 --> 00:14:51,822 yo, protesting, saying ketchup should be free. 316 00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:54,058 And there shouldn't be, lke, a limit 317 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,293 to how many ketchups you can have. 318 00:14:56,361 --> 00:14:58,596 There's lots of good reasons to protest mcdonald's. 319 00:14:58,663 --> 00:14:59,930 Ah, for real. 320 00:14:59,998 --> 00:15:01,665 They're using a lot of pesticides, 321 00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:03,800 they're definitely using a lot of chemicals. 322 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:06,871 You know, the slaughter of... of cattle... 323 00:15:06,938 --> 00:15:08,906 The mass slaughter of cattle... 324 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,107 The ketchup thing, though. 325 00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:11,776 Oh, right, that's a big thing, too. 326 00:15:16,014 --> 00:15:20,584 So, what is things lke this tree used for? 327 00:15:20,651 --> 00:15:23,053 Mainly lux-luxury items. 328 00:15:23,121 --> 00:15:24,255 All right. 329 00:15:24,322 --> 00:15:26,323 We'd say, you'd see 330 00:15:26,391 --> 00:15:29,159 lke, a lot of redwood hot tubs, 331 00:15:30,028 --> 00:15:33,230 um, a lot of redwood decks. 332 00:15:33,298 --> 00:15:36,099 Is you tellin' me that this tree wouldn't prefer to be a hot tub 333 00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:38,501 with a couple of fly honeys in, 334 00:15:38,569 --> 00:15:41,839 totally, you know, no clothes on, whatever, 335 00:15:41,906 --> 00:15:46,243 rather than having, you know, uh, you in? 336 00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:48,011 My good friend whisper. 337 00:15:48,079 --> 00:15:49,613 Safe, respek. 338 00:15:49,681 --> 00:15:50,815 So, yo, what's your name again? 339 00:15:50,882 --> 00:15:51,982 My name's whisper. 340 00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:53,450 What? Whisper. 341 00:15:53,518 --> 00:15:55,920 Why is that? Does he lke whispering? 342 00:15:55,987 --> 00:15:57,888 Get it? 343 00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:00,891 'Cause his name, "whisper." 344 00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,392 All you lot out there. 345 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,828 And I speaking for me and my friends here, 346 00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:06,730 saying to go out there, 347 00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:10,200 publicize this thing, talk to your friends, 348 00:16:10,268 --> 00:16:12,169 make something that makes a difference. 349 00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:15,405 Burn a car, whatever, mash people up, 350 00:16:15,473 --> 00:16:17,440 but let 'em know you is doing it 351 00:16:17,508 --> 00:16:18,809 for this cause. 352 00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:21,711 So then we could get publicity for it, innit? 353 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,580 Stay non-violent. Yo, but... 354 00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:25,282 And we don't do property destruction. 355 00:16:25,483 --> 00:16:27,451 But wouldn't it be more betterer for your cause... 356 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:29,186 People are smashing things up anyway 357 00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:30,587 no, no, no. 358 00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:33,023 To say, "yo, I was doing this for the tree people"? 359 00:16:33,090 --> 00:16:36,126 Wouldn't it be good if it weren't just smelly hippies who was doin' it, 360 00:16:36,194 --> 00:16:37,461 but it was also, lke, 361 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,497 normal people. If it was everybody doing it, 362 00:16:39,564 --> 00:16:41,899 then they'd find a way to demonize regular people. 363 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:45,102 If them come at you with axes, you come at them with guns. 364 00:16:45,169 --> 00:16:46,704 They ain't going to come back, yo. 365 00:16:46,771 --> 00:16:48,171 Then they'll come back with guns. 366 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,373 Yo, you get uzis, man. 367 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:50,708 No one's gonna take that. 368 00:16:50,775 --> 00:16:52,175 Then they'll get assault rifles. 369 00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,445 9m. M. Glock, man. They'll get a.K-47s. 370 00:16:54,512 --> 00:16:55,846 Yo, you get a bomb. 371 00:16:55,913 --> 00:16:58,115 If we get bombs, they'll get bigger bombs. 372 00:16:58,182 --> 00:16:59,583 Well, you nuke them, whatever. 373 00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:01,619 If we nuke them, then the trees get blown up. 374 00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:03,387 Then everything's dead. 375 00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:05,356 Whatever, forget about them. At least you've won. 376 00:17:05,423 --> 00:17:07,992 Does you want to give a final message to the camera? 377 00:17:08,059 --> 00:17:09,994 Sure. 378 00:17:10,061 --> 00:17:13,297 Rise up and rebel, you know, with non-violence. 379 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,499 So what's your message to the camera? 380 00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:16,700 My message... 381 00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:18,702 It's not about non-violence as well, is it? 382 00:17:18,769 --> 00:17:21,372 I... I would say it has to be. 383 00:17:21,439 --> 00:17:23,874 I encourage you to rise up, 384 00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:25,843 do whatever you can 385 00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:28,245 to make the earth a better place. 386 00:17:28,312 --> 00:17:31,215 Yo, whatever you can. Violent or non-violent. 387 00:17:31,282 --> 00:17:33,016 No, I did not say that. 388 00:17:33,084 --> 00:17:35,352 Yo, well... I can't advocate violence. 389 00:17:35,419 --> 00:17:38,555 Yo, but man, if I start advocating non-violence, 390 00:17:38,623 --> 00:17:40,858 come back to the street, man, you know? 391 00:17:40,925 --> 00:17:42,092 People be: 392 00:17:42,159 --> 00:17:44,228 "Yo, you the non-violent guy, yo. " Boff. 393 00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:46,330 That's part... part of the power structures 394 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,599 that we're working on chiseling away at 395 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,401 with our actions, with our words, 396 00:17:50,635 --> 00:17:52,570 with our thoughts, with our songs. 397 00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:54,271 What songs has you got? 398 00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:57,575 # gentle warrior # 399 00:17:57,642 --> 00:17:59,376 # with a heart lke gold # 400 00:17:59,444 --> 00:18:02,480 # and a rainbow in your eye # 401 00:18:02,547 --> 00:18:05,549 # brave companion # 402 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:06,816 that's just the first part of it. 403 00:18:06,884 --> 00:18:08,585 It's called gentle warrior. 404 00:18:08,653 --> 00:18:10,621 No offense, but that song, 405 00:18:10,688 --> 00:18:12,523 in my opinion, is a bit crap. 406 00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:14,892 Each has their own opinion. 407 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,797 Eagle, you're looking great. Coming up 9 minutes. 408 00:18:29,674 --> 00:18:31,742 # crank it up! # 409 00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:35,746 also jetzt bin ich hier in miami, south beach! 410 00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:38,281 Only the coolest club scene in the whole world. 411 00:18:38,349 --> 00:18:40,584 But, dude, I've been here 4 times already. 412 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:42,953 Good news for you, I'm on the guest list tonight. 413 00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:44,788 And it's plus one. Let's party! 414 00:18:51,429 --> 00:18:54,364 Also jetzt bin ich hier meets james butler 415 00:18:54,432 --> 00:18:56,633 from the super cool super club, 416 00:18:56,701 --> 00:19:00,270 nerve lounge, in miami, uh, florida. 417 00:19:00,338 --> 00:19:02,973 Tell me, what did matt damon say to you 418 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,541 when he came in the club? 419 00:19:04,609 --> 00:19:05,942 Well, matt had had a few drinks, 420 00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:07,211 and he was having a good time, 421 00:19:07,278 --> 00:19:09,146 so he just said that he'd be back 422 00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:10,981 at some point in the next little while. 423 00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:12,749 And what did you say to him? 424 00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:14,084 I said, "come back anytime." 425 00:19:14,152 --> 00:19:16,320 And then what did he say to you? 426 00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:18,755 Well, he said he was gonna go home and make sure 427 00:19:18,823 --> 00:19:20,690 that he takes care of the girl he was with. 428 00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:22,292 So I said, "well, have a good time." 429 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,528 And then what did you say to him? 430 00:19:24,595 --> 00:19:25,829 That was about it. 431 00:19:25,896 --> 00:19:27,831 Did you ever think of, lke, telling somebody 432 00:19:27,899 --> 00:19:29,433 that conversation, or... 433 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,202 Yeah, actually, I spoke to my brother today and I told him, 434 00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:33,504 up in toronto, canada. 435 00:19:33,571 --> 00:19:34,738 Wow! 436 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:36,473 Then what did he say? 437 00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:39,276 Oh, he was laughing. He thought it was a hilarious time. It was fun. 438 00:19:39,343 --> 00:19:41,979 So let's talk about who you would let in 439 00:19:42,046 --> 00:19:43,713 and who you wouldn't let in. 440 00:19:43,781 --> 00:19:46,684 Uh, how do you deal with that awkward situation 441 00:19:46,751 --> 00:19:48,819 of somebody in a wheelchair 442 00:19:48,886 --> 00:19:50,987 coming in and you want to 443 00:19:51,055 --> 00:19:54,090 uh, push him away, but you don't want to create a scene? 444 00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:55,392 How do you turn them away? 445 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:58,128 You just go to the next person and let the other people in. 446 00:19:58,196 --> 00:19:59,996 So, what, you just ignore them 447 00:20:00,064 --> 00:20:01,865 or do you wheel them away? 448 00:20:01,933 --> 00:20:03,500 No, you just try to ignore them 449 00:20:03,568 --> 00:20:05,202 and hopefully, they'll go away. 450 00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:08,071 Where do you see the future of clubbing? 451 00:20:08,139 --> 00:20:10,940 The future of clubbing, I believe, is in house music. 452 00:20:11,008 --> 00:20:13,576 Do you think if house music was around in the '30s, 453 00:20:13,644 --> 00:20:15,378 that world war ii would have happened? 454 00:20:15,446 --> 00:20:18,048 No, I don't. I don't think it would've happened at all. 455 00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,549 Why? 456 00:20:19,617 --> 00:20:21,985 Let's face it, music is the international language of love. 457 00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:24,287 And that's what makes the world go around. 458 00:20:24,322 --> 00:20:27,224 Let me ask you a question. The rise of club music, 459 00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:30,327 the fall of apartheid. A coincidence or not? 460 00:20:30,394 --> 00:20:32,329 I don't think it's a coincidence at all. 461 00:20:32,396 --> 00:20:35,499 It's about creating good energy and... and love throughout the world. 462 00:20:35,566 --> 00:20:37,568 If your club was a note, what would it be? 463 00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:38,935 # ah # 464 00:20:39,003 --> 00:20:41,204 just stop me where... when we get to where your club is. 465 00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:42,740 # ah # 466 00:20:42,807 --> 00:20:44,575 right there. Right there. 467 00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,277 There? Right there. 468 00:20:46,344 --> 00:20:47,444 Or... 469 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,713 Right there. 470 00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:50,814 Why ? Why? 471 00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:52,182 Because it's not quite... 472 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,518 I- it's not quite at the top of the energy level, 473 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:55,786 cool. 474 00:20:55,853 --> 00:20:58,722 But we lke to keep it along the mainstream. 475 00:20:58,789 --> 00:21:00,591 What do you think of clubs that are just... 476 00:21:02,026 --> 00:21:03,993 They're dull and boring. 477 00:21:04,061 --> 00:21:05,095 Yeah. And clubs that are... 478 00:21:06,697 --> 00:21:08,165 When they're all over the place, 479 00:21:08,232 --> 00:21:10,067 again, people won't stay all night. 480 00:21:10,134 --> 00:21:11,067 Sure, and... 481 00:21:11,235 --> 00:21:12,202 # ah # 482 00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,604 probably full of hip-hop assholes. 483 00:21:20,478 --> 00:21:22,612 Ok, you can come in just by yourself. 484 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,182 With him. No, just you, not him. 485 00:21:25,249 --> 00:21:26,716 Is tommy here? Tommy. 486 00:21:26,784 --> 00:21:27,917 No. 487 00:21:27,985 --> 00:21:29,486 I'm on the list. Victor bruno... 488 00:21:29,554 --> 00:21:30,487 What's your name? 489 00:21:30,554 --> 00:21:31,755 Victor bruno. 490 00:21:31,822 --> 00:21:33,156 Victor bruno? 491 00:21:33,224 --> 00:21:34,991 Yeah, b-r-u-n-o. 492 00:21:35,059 --> 00:21:36,126 You're not dressed right. 493 00:21:36,193 --> 00:21:37,594 What are you talking about? 494 00:21:37,662 --> 00:21:40,563 You're not dressed right. That's ridiculous. 495 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:41,898 Go and change your shirt. 496 00:21:41,966 --> 00:21:44,601 Make an effort, you're going out to a club. 497 00:21:44,669 --> 00:21:46,202 What? 498 00:21:46,270 --> 00:21:48,137 This is a night club. This isn't lke a shopping mall. 499 00:21:48,205 --> 00:21:51,174 What are you talking about? This shirt's fucking $250. 500 00:21:51,242 --> 00:21:53,043 If you spent some proper money on the shirt, 501 00:21:53,111 --> 00:21:55,312 you'd be able to get in. 502 00:21:55,379 --> 00:21:57,648 I'm on the fucking list. Search for me. 503 00:21:57,715 --> 00:21:58,849 I'll have none of that attitude. 504 00:21:58,916 --> 00:22:01,485 Go and change your shirt and maybe you got a chance. 505 00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:05,455 # crank it up # 506 00:22:09,860 --> 00:22:11,061 Booyakasha. 507 00:22:12,163 --> 00:22:13,664 Animal rights. 508 00:22:14,799 --> 00:22:18,335 Animals is all around everywhere. 509 00:22:18,403 --> 00:22:20,504 So if you is thinking 510 00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:24,173 that animal rights ain't important, it is. 511 00:22:24,241 --> 00:22:27,811 So, does you think it's all right, 512 00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:31,348 for young people out there to do experiments on animals 513 00:22:31,415 --> 00:22:33,516 in their own home? 514 00:22:33,584 --> 00:22:35,552 I would... I would be against it 515 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,821 in virtually every case. 516 00:22:37,889 --> 00:22:39,923 'Cause me and me mate dave, 517 00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:41,258 we did an experiment 518 00:22:41,325 --> 00:22:44,194 to, lke, find out about the nuclear thing. 519 00:22:44,262 --> 00:22:46,696 And we got a hamster 520 00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:48,966 and we put it in the microwave, 521 00:22:49,033 --> 00:22:51,702 and we wanted to see if it would survive. 522 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:54,238 And it did. It came out. 523 00:22:54,305 --> 00:22:58,007 You know, it was lke a bit more hot, but it was alive. 524 00:22:58,075 --> 00:22:59,843 Ain't that all right? 525 00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:03,880 Children who don't have any background in medical, 526 00:23:03,948 --> 00:23:07,217 or... or, uh... uh, knowledge of the area, 527 00:23:07,285 --> 00:23:09,919 should not be trying something on a animal 528 00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:11,921 that they... that could possibly harm them. 529 00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:14,992 So is it all right for people to wear fur? 530 00:23:15,059 --> 00:23:17,995 Um, I don't know how a rational person could say: 531 00:23:18,062 --> 00:23:20,697 "I need a fur coat at the expense of 60 animals." 532 00:23:20,765 --> 00:23:22,966 Does you really think an animal would mind 533 00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:25,535 if it knew it was going to a premiere 534 00:23:25,603 --> 00:23:27,737 on the back of p. Diddy? 535 00:23:27,805 --> 00:23:31,808 I think that, uh, the animals 536 00:23:31,876 --> 00:23:34,077 would prefer to live out their life in the woods 537 00:23:34,145 --> 00:23:35,612 and die a natural death 538 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,981 and don't, probably, even know who p. Diddy is. 539 00:23:38,049 --> 00:23:39,382 That's what I think. 540 00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:41,451 Well, everyone knows who p. Diddy is. 541 00:23:41,518 --> 00:23:42,853 Yeah, even I do, so, you know... 542 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,690 But I... but, you know, I'm not a fox, or a chinchilla. 543 00:23:46,624 --> 00:23:49,058 But ain't fur coats the way out of the ghetto 544 00:23:49,127 --> 00:23:50,660 for some animals? 545 00:23:52,297 --> 00:23:55,565 Uh, I think that we don't need fur, 546 00:23:55,633 --> 00:23:58,168 whatever culture we're in and whoever we are. 547 00:23:58,236 --> 00:24:01,772 So does you think it's right that now some animals 548 00:24:01,839 --> 00:24:04,308 has got human girlfriends? 549 00:24:06,244 --> 00:24:09,579 'Cause, lke, me saw this video of this horse 550 00:24:09,647 --> 00:24:10,913 who was going out, 551 00:24:10,981 --> 00:24:14,251 you know, having relationship with this dutch girl. 552 00:24:14,318 --> 00:24:17,020 And, lke, first up I thought, "what's in it for her ?" 553 00:24:17,088 --> 00:24:19,089 And then, lke, me saw his dong. 554 00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:21,792 And, lke, you know, I's got a big one, 555 00:24:22,026 --> 00:24:24,761 but I ain't got nothing on lke these horses. 556 00:24:24,829 --> 00:24:26,763 There's no way I could compete. 557 00:24:26,831 --> 00:24:29,066 You got normal guy, then you've got me, 558 00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:30,533 then you've got, lke, the horse. 559 00:24:30,601 --> 00:24:32,102 This is the exploitation... 560 00:24:32,169 --> 00:24:34,805 I think that's what we're trying to say. We're all agreeing 561 00:24:34,872 --> 00:24:36,973 that this is an exploitation of animals. 562 00:24:37,174 --> 00:24:38,041 Of animals? 563 00:24:38,109 --> 00:24:39,276 Oh, yes. 564 00:24:39,343 --> 00:24:41,044 But the horse was, lke, totally happy! 565 00:24:41,112 --> 00:24:43,180 There was, lke, about half a gallon of proof. 566 00:24:43,247 --> 00:24:44,881 It wasn't the animal's decision. 567 00:24:44,949 --> 00:24:47,584 It... he didn't go out there and try to wine and dine that... that... 568 00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:49,419 Whatever that person was. 569 00:24:49,487 --> 00:24:51,220 Well, me does a bit of deejaying, 570 00:24:51,288 --> 00:24:53,723 so let me ask you for, lke, one word. 571 00:24:55,026 --> 00:24:56,560 One word: Science. 572 00:24:57,361 --> 00:24:58,595 Learn. 573 00:24:58,662 --> 00:24:59,896 Compassion. 574 00:24:59,964 --> 00:25:00,964 Compassion? Compassion. 575 00:25:01,031 --> 00:25:02,031 Is that a word? 576 00:25:02,099 --> 00:25:03,200 It is. 577 00:25:03,267 --> 00:25:04,201 Compassion. 578 00:25:04,268 --> 00:25:05,335 Welfare. 579 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:10,106 # science, science # 580 00:25:10,174 --> 00:25:14,478 # you better have your welfare # 581 00:25:14,545 --> 00:25:19,649 # 'cause you know that with compassion # 582 00:25:19,717 --> 00:25:22,185 # with compassion # 583 00:25:22,253 --> 00:25:24,220 # you're gonna have your # 584 00:25:24,288 --> 00:25:25,522 What's it called? 585 00:25:25,623 --> 00:25:26,623 Learning. 586 00:25:26,690 --> 00:25:29,593 # your children # 587 00:25:29,660 --> 00:25:32,762 # learning # 588 00:25:32,830 --> 00:25:35,364 # learning 'bout # 589 00:25:35,432 --> 00:25:40,303 # the animals # 590 00:25:50,982 --> 00:25:53,683 what you do if a man come 591 00:25:53,751 --> 00:25:56,552 and take you with, uh... 592 00:25:56,621 --> 00:25:59,222 Big long in his hand. Uh, how you say? 593 00:25:59,290 --> 00:26:00,357 Stick? 594 00:26:00,424 --> 00:26:02,759 No, uh, big long, uh... 595 00:26:03,393 --> 00:26:04,494 Uh... 596 00:26:06,363 --> 00:26:08,197 Pe-penis? Oh. 597 00:26:08,265 --> 00:26:11,635 That doesn't happen very much over here. We don't see that. 598 00:26:11,702 --> 00:26:13,904 In kazakhstan, very much. 599 00:26:13,972 --> 00:26:16,439 Uh, my friend, uh azmatt bagatoff, 600 00:26:16,507 --> 00:26:19,208 a giant from turkmenistan, 601 00:26:19,276 --> 00:26:21,811 take him, broke his anus. 602 00:26:21,879 --> 00:26:24,280 Uh, I think probably the best thing to do 603 00:26:24,348 --> 00:26:26,182 would be to strke or kick. 604 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,720 Check it! 605 00:26:30,788 --> 00:26:32,389 Go shorty, it's your earth day, 606 00:26:32,457 --> 00:26:34,424 we gonna party lke it's your earth day. 607 00:26:34,492 --> 00:26:36,593 Yo, peeps, dis be whitman in the house, 608 00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:38,328 on da mke, I's unslayable. 609 00:26:38,396 --> 00:26:39,896 Respect our crunk planet. 610 00:26:39,964 --> 00:26:42,165 Make sure your trash is biodegradable. 611 00:26:42,233 --> 00:26:43,633 Peace. I is out. 612 00:26:43,701 --> 00:26:45,034 Respek. 613 00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,404 Big up yourself, governor. Keep it real.