1 00:02:51,992 --> 00:02:55,079 Yo! I'm fixed to tell you how it is in the hood. 2 00:02:55,162 --> 00:02:57,748 Cos in the hood, everybody's a target. 3 00:02:58,582 --> 00:03:02,336 It ain't like that. I'm gonna tell you the real deal what goes on. 4 00:03:02,419 --> 00:03:05,923 See, in the hood, most of us won't reach the age of 21. 5 00:03:08,968 --> 00:03:11,011 - For me? - Yeah. 6 00:03:13,472 --> 00:03:16,308 - For me? - Yeah. Make a wish. 7 00:03:21,272 --> 00:03:26,444 No, Lord! Not my baby! I know you didn't do me wrong! 8 00:03:27,695 --> 00:03:31,991 Oh, my junior! I nursed him with these, Lord! 9 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,203 Not my baby! 10 00:03:39,415 --> 00:03:42,418 This ain't your baby, this ain't your baby. 11 00:03:44,587 --> 00:03:46,630 Ain't that some shit? 12 00:03:50,217 --> 00:03:53,637 I'm gonna tell you what it's really like livin' in the hood. 13 00:03:53,721 --> 00:03:58,392 I moved into my father's house after living at my mom's most of my life. 14 00:03:58,476 --> 00:04:02,438 Tray, I don't want you hangin' out on the streets. 15 00:04:02,521 --> 00:04:04,857 I want you to finish school, 16 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:08,235 cos without an education the only work you'll get 17 00:04:08,319 --> 00:04:11,155 is selling drugs, pimping women, 18 00:04:11,238 --> 00:04:14,116 or workin' security for Eddie Murphy. 19 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,452 I've done all I can. 20 00:04:16,535 --> 00:04:20,289 I got my education, I worked two jobs to support you. 21 00:04:20,372 --> 00:04:23,167 But I can't teach you how to be a man. 22 00:04:24,210 --> 00:04:26,253 Only your father can do that. 23 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,341 Now, gimme a kiss and be a good boy. 24 00:04:31,467 --> 00:04:33,928 - I love you, Tray. - Love you too, Mom. 25 00:04:38,349 --> 00:04:40,392 So will I see you again? 26 00:04:40,476 --> 00:04:42,103 Sorry, baby. 27 00:04:42,186 --> 00:04:45,564 There ain't no positive black females in these movies. 28 00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:51,821 Sorry! 29 00:04:55,533 --> 00:04:58,035 My father tried his best to give me advice 30 00:04:58,119 --> 00:05:00,871 but he was only a couple of years older than me. 31 00:05:01,914 --> 00:05:05,459 Fool, I told you! I don't want no damn Watch Tower! 32 00:05:05,543 --> 00:05:07,920 - What's up, nigger? - What's up, Pops? 33 00:05:08,003 --> 00:05:11,048 - How you doin', man? How's it goin'? - Oh, man! 34 00:05:11,132 --> 00:05:13,175 Look at you. It's gonna be on. 35 00:05:13,259 --> 00:05:16,429 Look at you, man. Look, you got big, man. 36 00:05:16,512 --> 00:05:19,098 Last time I seen you you was this tall. 37 00:05:19,181 --> 00:05:22,893 They wouldn't let you on the rides at the amusement park. 38 00:05:22,977 --> 00:05:26,063 All good. I was about to eat breakfast. Hungry? 39 00:05:26,147 --> 00:05:29,233 I'm full, man, I had some Red Hots. 40 00:05:29,316 --> 00:05:31,152 Hey, man, come on in. 41 00:05:31,235 --> 00:05:35,156 Allow me. You a guest in my house. Make yourself at home. 42 00:05:36,282 --> 00:05:39,827 Are those your Bos? I'm gonna be sportin' them, man. 43 00:05:39,910 --> 00:05:42,329 It's good to have you in it. 44 00:05:42,413 --> 00:05:46,500 I'm gonna finish gettin' my swallow down right, so have a seat, man. 45 00:05:47,626 --> 00:05:50,754 Make sure your ass is on that plastic. 46 00:05:50,838 --> 00:05:55,760 So we not bumpin' heads, if you're gonna stay, you follow some rules. 47 00:05:55,843 --> 00:05:59,054 Which is no smokin' my shit, drinkin' my shit, 48 00:05:59,138 --> 00:06:02,391 and if you bring any of them hos up in here, 49 00:06:02,475 --> 00:06:04,727 make sure I fuck 'em first. 50 00:06:06,145 --> 00:06:08,606 And you're gonna have some chores. 51 00:06:08,689 --> 00:06:13,027 - Chores? - Right. This ain't no free ride. 52 00:06:13,110 --> 00:06:15,237 Keep track of my Matchbox cars, 53 00:06:15,321 --> 00:06:17,948 organise the damn Sega Genesis cartridges. 54 00:06:18,032 --> 00:06:21,786 I want you to do my homework since you wanna be a smart-ass. 55 00:06:21,869 --> 00:06:24,288 And at night-time, cut the hair on my balls. 56 00:06:24,371 --> 00:06:28,125 Hold up. Can I ask a question, Pop? What you gonna be doin'? 57 00:06:30,044 --> 00:06:33,464 Look, nigger, I ain't got to do nothin'. My mama take care of me. 58 00:06:34,590 --> 00:06:37,134 I know you think I'm bein' hard on you 59 00:06:37,218 --> 00:06:40,137 but I'm tryin' to teach you some responsibility. 60 00:06:40,221 --> 00:06:42,264 You right, Pop. 61 00:06:43,474 --> 00:06:45,726 Hey, could you line me up in the back? 62 00:06:45,810 --> 00:06:48,270 That's gonna run you about $13. 63 00:06:48,354 --> 00:06:52,149 $13? The Spanish dude down the block only charges six. 64 00:06:52,233 --> 00:06:54,902 Take your ass to him and let him fuck your head up. 65 00:06:54,985 --> 00:06:57,363 Nah, I'll let you cut me up. 66 00:06:59,824 --> 00:07:02,243 - Let me ask you a question. - What's up? 67 00:07:02,326 --> 00:07:04,870 - You still a virgin? - Of course. 68 00:07:05,704 --> 00:07:10,334 Well, there was this one dude who rubbed up against my butt one time 69 00:07:10,417 --> 00:07:12,461 but I didn't like it. 70 00:07:12,545 --> 00:07:14,588 I'm talkin' about girls, man. 71 00:07:14,672 --> 00:07:18,634 Oh, girls. Come on, Pop. Now you know I be gettin' mine. 72 00:07:18,717 --> 00:07:20,928 You gettin' it or you gettin' it? 73 00:07:21,011 --> 00:07:22,763 I'm gettin' it. 74 00:07:22,847 --> 00:07:25,599 - I ain't told you about that honey? - What honey? 75 00:07:25,683 --> 00:07:29,895 I met the finest, brown-skinned cutie at the corner market. 76 00:07:29,979 --> 00:07:34,233 She had big breasts and big legs. Her ass was pow! 77 00:07:34,316 --> 00:07:36,652 Ghetto booty. 78 00:07:36,735 --> 00:07:39,738 So I knew she liked me cos we locked eyes. 79 00:07:39,822 --> 00:07:44,577 So I started to get into my Mac Daddy Denzel mode, you know? 80 00:07:44,660 --> 00:07:47,705 I fixed my eyebrows, make sure they were straight. 81 00:07:47,788 --> 00:07:51,167 Fixed my hair, make sure it was slick and greasy. 82 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:55,296 - Make sure my breath didn't stink... - Get to the fuckin' part! 83 00:07:55,379 --> 00:07:56,380 So anyway... 84 00:07:57,506 --> 00:08:00,384 I went over her house one Sunday morning. 85 00:08:00,468 --> 00:08:02,928 Her moms had just gone to church. 86 00:08:06,390 --> 00:08:08,684 We had the place all to ourself. 87 00:08:09,810 --> 00:08:13,022 So we got to kissin', lickin', slobbin'. 88 00:08:13,856 --> 00:08:16,108 You know, doin' the wild thing. 89 00:08:19,236 --> 00:08:22,114 When we got up there, it was like heaven. 90 00:08:22,198 --> 00:08:24,575 Better than my wildest fantasies. 91 00:08:26,368 --> 00:08:30,164 Well, apparently, her ma must have forgot her purse 92 00:08:30,247 --> 00:08:32,082 cos she came back home. 93 00:08:32,166 --> 00:08:35,252 I guess she could smell the sex in the air. 94 00:08:37,171 --> 00:08:41,342 - I got a surprise for you. - Then things really got freaky. 95 00:08:41,425 --> 00:08:45,179 Before I knew it, the door burst open and there was her mama. 96 00:08:46,806 --> 00:08:50,184 Hold him down, baby! Let Mama have him! 97 00:08:50,267 --> 00:08:53,229 So I grabbed my things and got outta there. 98 00:08:54,772 --> 00:08:57,900 - I sure do hope you got her number. - The girl? 99 00:08:57,983 --> 00:09:00,402 No, her mama. She the freak. 100 00:09:00,486 --> 00:09:03,364 - Don't go up too high in the back. - Don't worry. 101 00:09:03,447 --> 00:09:06,659 We all done. There we go. 102 00:09:06,742 --> 00:09:11,163 I got somethin' to make the girls think you're smellin' good. 103 00:09:13,833 --> 00:09:16,377 All hooked up, partner. Give me my $13. 104 00:09:30,182 --> 00:09:32,601 Give it up! It's a jack move, fool! 105 00:09:32,685 --> 00:09:34,478 Just don't shoot. 106 00:09:37,189 --> 00:09:41,110 Come back here with my truck! Give me that truck back! 107 00:09:44,113 --> 00:09:46,740 Man, you got any spare change? 108 00:09:46,824 --> 00:09:49,118 Sorry, bro, I'm all out, man. 109 00:09:49,201 --> 00:09:52,037 Man, I got these cheeseburgers, man. 110 00:09:53,164 --> 00:09:57,084 - I don't want any cheeseburgers. - Please, man. 111 00:09:57,168 --> 00:09:58,961 I'll suck your dick. 112 00:10:00,671 --> 00:10:03,257 Get outta here, man! Get outta here! 113 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:07,803 It hurt me to wake up and see my beautiful black people suffer. 114 00:10:07,887 --> 00:10:11,474 Victimised by the oppressive, harsh realities of the hood. 115 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:16,187 I guess even though we were free, we were still slaves... 116 00:10:17,146 --> 00:10:18,606 in the mind. 117 00:10:18,689 --> 00:10:20,524 Message! 118 00:10:22,651 --> 00:10:25,279 Luckily, I wasn't alone here in the hood. 119 00:10:25,362 --> 00:10:28,532 My cousin Loc Dog lived across the street. 120 00:10:28,616 --> 00:10:31,535 Loc Dog was America's worst nightmare. 121 00:10:31,619 --> 00:10:36,707 Raised with three generations of hopelessness, poverty and profanity. 122 00:10:38,751 --> 00:10:42,713 Loc Dog, turn that loud-ass motherfuckin' music down. 123 00:10:42,797 --> 00:10:45,174 You wakin' up the babies, motherfucker. 124 00:10:45,257 --> 00:10:47,802 This still my house, motherfucker. 125 00:10:47,885 --> 00:10:50,471 Who the fuck is that on my porch? 126 00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:55,476 - Hey, Miss Dog. - Hey, Ashtray. 127 00:10:56,894 --> 00:10:59,772 You come to stay with your daddy for good? 128 00:11:01,607 --> 00:11:03,651 Come on in. 129 00:11:07,571 --> 00:11:10,116 Tell your motherfuckin' daddy I say hello. 130 00:11:17,957 --> 00:11:21,001 Do me a favour. Pass me that shit over there. 131 00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:31,303 - Care for a little soup? - No, thanks. I'm cool. 132 00:11:31,387 --> 00:11:33,097 Is Loc Dog here? 133 00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:36,225 That lazy motherfucker's there doin' nothin'. 134 00:11:36,308 --> 00:11:38,769 - See you later. - All right, then. 135 00:11:41,814 --> 00:11:43,399 Hey, Grandma. 136 00:11:45,317 --> 00:11:48,904 Ashtray, you little bitch-ass motherfucker. 137 00:11:48,988 --> 00:11:51,949 Come over here and give your grandma a hug. 138 00:11:52,032 --> 00:11:54,243 That's my nigger. 139 00:11:54,326 --> 00:11:58,038 You been wearin' them jimmy hats like Grandma gave you? 140 00:11:58,122 --> 00:12:00,166 Yes, ma'am. How are you? 141 00:12:00,249 --> 00:12:02,626 My old stinky ass is fine. 142 00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:05,880 Except for my arthritis in my trigger finger. 143 00:12:05,963 --> 00:12:09,759 - But I can still stick and move. - I bet you can. 144 00:12:09,842 --> 00:12:14,430 The beatin' the police give me didn't slow me down a bit. 145 00:12:14,513 --> 00:12:16,390 Come on, motherfucker, 146 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,768 give me your best shot. 147 00:12:18,851 --> 00:12:21,854 Come on, Grandma. I don't wanna do that. 148 00:12:21,937 --> 00:12:25,274 - Come on, nigger. - Grandma, I don't wanna do that. 149 00:12:32,823 --> 00:12:35,117 Damn, them fake teeth are hard. 150 00:12:35,201 --> 00:12:37,244 Bye-bye. 151 00:12:39,789 --> 00:12:43,375 You still hit like a bitch, motherfucker. 152 00:12:44,794 --> 00:12:49,090 Loc Dog was gonna teach me to survive in the hood, even if it killed me. 153 00:13:01,477 --> 00:13:03,104 Tray, is that you? 154 00:13:04,772 --> 00:13:09,819 You better start announcin' yourself before you get smoked up, nigger. 155 00:13:09,902 --> 00:13:12,780 You know that chronic make me paranoid, baby. 156 00:13:12,863 --> 00:13:16,450 Come here, you old fool dog mark-ass. Give me some love. 157 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,244 - What's up, cuz? - What's up? 158 00:13:18,327 --> 00:13:22,665 That's enough love. I don't play no sentimental shit. Come in. 159 00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:26,752 Quick fashion question. 160 00:13:26,836 --> 00:13:31,715 Should I wear this Tec 9 with the high tops? 161 00:13:34,218 --> 00:13:38,806 Or should I wear this Uzi with my low tops? 162 00:13:43,811 --> 00:13:46,063 I'll just wear these then. 163 00:13:50,401 --> 00:13:54,697 Tray, scoot over. Rumour has it your bitch ass is in town for good. 164 00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:58,325 Yeah, man. Mom says it's time for me to become a man. 165 00:13:58,409 --> 00:14:01,787 Nigger, my mom said the same shit. Sweatin' me. 166 00:14:01,871 --> 00:14:04,331 Yeah, man. I don't care, though. 167 00:14:04,415 --> 00:14:08,335 I told her, I don't wanna be on welfare my whole life, you know. 168 00:14:08,419 --> 00:14:10,337 I got bigger and better plans. 169 00:14:10,421 --> 00:14:14,091 I figure I'll get myself a job at the post office or a bank. 170 00:14:14,175 --> 00:14:17,887 - That's all good. - Work my way up to manager. 171 00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:20,097 We need more black people like this. 172 00:14:20,181 --> 00:14:21,807 Learn the system. 173 00:14:21,891 --> 00:14:24,477 Then I'll rob that motherfucker blind. 174 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,604 Break all yourselves! 175 00:14:29,648 --> 00:14:32,443 Whatever happened to your pops, anyway? 176 00:14:32,526 --> 00:14:35,613 That old mark-ass nigger ran out on us like a biz-nitch. 177 00:14:39,074 --> 00:14:41,118 You know, it's... 178 00:14:44,371 --> 00:14:46,707 it was kinda tough... 179 00:14:50,169 --> 00:14:52,213 caught up in a hood without... 180 00:14:52,296 --> 00:14:55,591 without a positive male role model to look up to. 181 00:14:58,219 --> 00:14:59,220 Message! 182 00:15:00,346 --> 00:15:05,226 Nigger, come on. Let's get Preach and Crazy Legs and go to this picnic. 183 00:15:05,309 --> 00:15:07,520 Come on. 184 00:15:24,787 --> 00:15:27,873 This is some good shit. 185 00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:34,046 Get your black ass back by Friday. The social worker's comin'. 186 00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:38,300 - I'm still claimin' your ass. - Quit sweatin' me. Shoo. 187 00:15:38,384 --> 00:15:41,512 Grandma, stay off my end before I smoke your ass. 188 00:15:41,595 --> 00:15:43,639 Go fuck yourself, nigger. 189 00:15:45,015 --> 00:15:48,811 Our friend Preach was a former gang member turned activist. 190 00:15:48,894 --> 00:15:51,480 But now, he's just plain confused. 191 00:15:51,564 --> 00:15:55,568 - Preach, what up, nigger? - Stop sayin' "nigger". 192 00:15:55,651 --> 00:15:59,196 It's terms like the word "nigger" that the white man uses 193 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:02,658 to take away the self-esteem of another race. 194 00:16:03,659 --> 00:16:05,703 Remind me to pick my laundry up 195 00:16:05,786 --> 00:16:08,873 from that Chink motherfucker up the street. 196 00:16:12,209 --> 00:16:15,504 Crazy Legs used to be the best dancer in the hood. 197 00:16:15,588 --> 00:16:19,467 Now he's paralysed from the waist down after a drive-by. 198 00:16:19,550 --> 00:16:20,634 What's up, Crazy? 199 00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:24,013 What's up, y'all? I'll be right there, all right? 200 00:16:29,977 --> 00:16:33,189 That's the way to start the day. How you doin'? 201 00:16:33,272 --> 00:16:36,609 - My little pigmy brother. - All right, African brother. 202 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,404 Loc Dog didn't have the flyest ride in the hood 203 00:16:40,488 --> 00:16:44,158 but it was reliable in rain, sleet or snow. 204 00:16:59,173 --> 00:17:01,509 Hey, you guys. 205 00:17:01,592 --> 00:17:03,761 Y'all wanna see a dead body? 206 00:17:03,844 --> 00:17:05,513 Come on. 207 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:14,563 I told you he was dead. 208 00:17:15,731 --> 00:17:17,775 Man, he stinks. 209 00:17:30,746 --> 00:17:32,790 What's up, baby boy? 210 00:17:39,422 --> 00:17:40,548 Damn! 211 00:17:40,631 --> 00:17:45,386 I ain't tight. If you can't get nothin' here, you gonna die a virgin. 212 00:17:50,224 --> 00:17:54,562 Hey, y'all. Look at them freaks gettin' busy on the dance floor. 213 00:17:56,897 --> 00:17:59,358 There's all kinds of bitches up in here. 214 00:17:59,442 --> 00:18:03,487 What did I tell you about disrespectin' my Nubian princesses? 215 00:18:03,571 --> 00:18:05,948 Quit disrespect! You need... 216 00:18:06,031 --> 00:18:10,786 Oh, my God. The mother of Mecca is right here before me. 217 00:18:12,413 --> 00:18:16,709 Do my eyes not deceive me or am I lookin' at the goddess Isis? 218 00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:22,256 Can you er... Can you do me a favour, my brown-skinned angel? 219 00:18:23,549 --> 00:18:26,051 Can you tap that white girl for me? 220 00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:31,682 My Milk of Magnesia. 221 00:18:34,059 --> 00:18:36,812 After the Devil made you he broke the mould. 222 00:18:37,646 --> 00:18:41,108 Maybe you and I could make a little jungle fever? 223 00:18:46,655 --> 00:18:50,576 This one to all my dead homies, you know what I'm sayin'? 224 00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:04,632 I remember the first time I saw Dashiki. 225 00:19:04,715 --> 00:19:08,010 She was fine enough to be Jet Beauty of the Week. 226 00:19:09,470 --> 00:19:12,473 - Yo, Loc, come here. - Hey, what's up? 227 00:19:12,556 --> 00:19:16,310 - What's up, nigger? - Yo, man. Who's this fine girl? 228 00:19:16,393 --> 00:19:18,437 Nigger, that's Dashiki. 229 00:19:19,271 --> 00:19:23,192 Stay away from her. Everybody in the hood's been humpin' her. 230 00:19:23,275 --> 00:19:26,153 She got more kids than Miss Wayans. 231 00:19:28,447 --> 00:19:32,785 Anyway, that's Toothpick's ex-girl. You don't want his old scraps. 232 00:19:37,289 --> 00:19:39,750 Toothpick got used to bein' in jail. 233 00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:44,630 So much so that even on the outside, he lived like he was on the inside. 234 00:19:44,713 --> 00:19:46,549 Give me that knife. 235 00:19:46,632 --> 00:19:48,592 Leave it down. Leave it down. 236 00:19:52,763 --> 00:19:55,307 Bone check, homie. Bone check! 237 00:19:55,391 --> 00:19:58,519 $5 a hand, nigger. $5. Go Fish. 238 00:19:58,602 --> 00:20:00,646 What are they in for, man? 239 00:20:00,729 --> 00:20:02,690 $5, buster. 240 00:20:02,773 --> 00:20:05,151 Oh, I got that. 241 00:20:05,234 --> 00:20:07,278 Here. 242 00:20:08,028 --> 00:20:09,572 Here we go. 243 00:20:12,491 --> 00:20:13,534 What? 244 00:20:15,411 --> 00:20:17,496 Oh, my money ain't good? 245 00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:20,416 Do you know how many crumb cakes I can get for them? 246 00:20:20,499 --> 00:20:23,586 How many chocolate milks? How many bars of soap? 247 00:20:23,669 --> 00:20:26,046 Deal my cards, nigger. Hurry up! 248 00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:29,091 - Deal, deal, deal! - All right, nigger. 249 00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:35,556 Hello. 250 00:20:35,639 --> 00:20:38,768 - She wants me. - Why waste your time with that? 251 00:20:38,851 --> 00:20:43,647 We need you someone with some class, someone you could take home. 252 00:20:43,731 --> 00:20:45,775 Get yourself a real woman. 253 00:20:52,281 --> 00:20:54,325 Real woman. 254 00:20:56,535 --> 00:20:58,871 - You see that bitch over there? - I see her. 255 00:20:58,954 --> 00:21:00,581 Now that's a lady. 256 00:21:03,751 --> 00:21:05,795 I bet you I could get her number. 257 00:21:05,878 --> 00:21:08,881 - You ain't gettin' nobody's number. - Fool. Watch. 258 00:21:14,053 --> 00:21:16,097 Hey, sweetheart. 259 00:21:16,639 --> 00:21:19,809 Break yourself! Give me your goddamn number! Come on! 260 00:21:19,892 --> 00:21:21,977 Hurry up! Come on! 261 00:21:26,816 --> 00:21:28,859 Cool, cool, cool. 262 00:21:28,943 --> 00:21:33,155 I'll give you call about five o'clock, aight? I said aight? 263 00:21:34,824 --> 00:21:36,909 All right, sweetheart. Take care. 264 00:21:38,577 --> 00:21:40,830 I told you I'd get the number. 265 00:21:55,010 --> 00:21:56,929 Hey, beautiful. 266 00:21:57,012 --> 00:21:58,264 Please. 267 00:21:58,347 --> 00:22:00,391 - Hey, mister? - What's up? 268 00:22:00,474 --> 00:22:03,436 Are you tryin' to get some from my mama? 269 00:22:05,855 --> 00:22:08,149 Snap. Nah, little man. 270 00:22:08,232 --> 00:22:11,110 Give me a dollar and I'll leave you alone. 271 00:22:21,370 --> 00:22:25,374 Cute little kid. By the way, my name is Ashtray. 272 00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:29,670 My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for doggy-style. 273 00:22:29,754 --> 00:22:32,089 - That's pretty. - Those are my kids. 274 00:22:33,674 --> 00:22:35,718 Hello, everybody. 275 00:22:35,801 --> 00:22:40,014 Now children, what do you say when you meet a nice man? 276 00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:42,725 Are you my daddy? 277 00:22:45,978 --> 00:22:49,064 All I know is, I'd really like to take you out. 278 00:22:49,982 --> 00:22:51,901 Oh, you and your seven kids. 279 00:22:51,984 --> 00:22:55,321 Sounds nice but I'm leavin' the hood in a couple of days. 280 00:22:55,404 --> 00:23:00,284 Really? Man, I can't wait for the day I can move out of the hood. 281 00:23:00,367 --> 00:23:04,914 Well, look, I know I just met you but you welcome to come along. 282 00:23:04,997 --> 00:23:07,833 I need somebody to help me change diapers. 283 00:23:07,917 --> 00:23:12,755 Is that it? Diapers? I used to change my father's diapers all the time. 284 00:23:14,006 --> 00:23:15,841 Listen... 285 00:23:17,093 --> 00:23:19,595 You think about it, OK? 286 00:23:19,678 --> 00:23:23,307 And if you're serious, let me know. 287 00:23:31,107 --> 00:23:34,193 Ain't that Dashiki kissin' that fool, man? 288 00:23:35,945 --> 00:23:38,197 Man. Right there. 289 00:23:40,616 --> 00:23:42,993 Yeah. Oh, damn, man! 290 00:23:44,453 --> 00:23:47,164 I should go shank that fool right now! 291 00:23:47,248 --> 00:23:49,291 Toothpick, you trippin', man. 292 00:23:49,375 --> 00:23:52,920 Nigger, that's old news. Think about it, nigger. 293 00:23:53,003 --> 00:23:55,131 You been in jail five years now. 294 00:23:55,214 --> 00:24:00,469 Man, it's only been 1,825 days, 6 hours and 13 minutes. 295 00:24:00,553 --> 00:24:04,265 - She could've waited! - I'm sayin' why go back to jail? 296 00:24:04,348 --> 00:24:07,893 Man, I ain't worried about jail. You sound like a bitch. 297 00:24:07,977 --> 00:24:10,980 - Bitch! - I ain't worried about jail. 298 00:24:11,063 --> 00:24:14,733 Shit. Now, I don't give a damn about goin' to jail! 299 00:24:14,817 --> 00:24:17,194 - You can take me to jail! - Take me to jail! 300 00:24:17,278 --> 00:24:19,321 - Lock me up! - Lock me up! 301 00:24:19,405 --> 00:24:21,657 - Throw away the key! - Throw away the key! 302 00:24:21,740 --> 00:24:25,202 I ain't afraid to fuck somebody in his ass! 303 00:24:25,286 --> 00:24:27,621 - This fool is trippin'. - I'm outta here. 304 00:24:28,747 --> 00:24:31,208 You're on your own there, bro. 305 00:24:32,710 --> 00:24:36,672 Come on, man. Y'all ain't never been in a shower with a man 306 00:24:36,756 --> 00:24:40,801 and you see the suds roll down the crack of his ass 307 00:24:40,885 --> 00:24:43,053 and you just... 308 00:24:43,137 --> 00:24:45,181 be turned... 309 00:24:48,017 --> 00:24:50,895 I'm foolin' y'all now! Shit. 310 00:24:50,978 --> 00:24:54,607 I was foolin' y'all! Those was jokes! 311 00:24:57,818 --> 00:24:59,987 Fuck this. I'm goin'. 312 00:25:09,997 --> 00:25:14,502 I don't usually be kissin' like that when I first meet someone 313 00:25:14,585 --> 00:25:16,712 but you special... 314 00:25:19,173 --> 00:25:21,634 - Cigarette? - Ashtray. 315 00:25:26,931 --> 00:25:29,058 Come on, kids. 316 00:25:30,142 --> 00:25:33,104 Stupid. You just kissed every nigger at the party. 317 00:25:33,187 --> 00:25:36,607 Now come on. I gotta go to the store and get more forties. 318 00:25:38,734 --> 00:25:40,569 All right. 319 00:25:43,405 --> 00:25:45,950 Now that there is somethin' special. 320 00:25:46,033 --> 00:25:50,037 Why you make noise about white men, then go date white women? 321 00:25:50,121 --> 00:25:53,582 No, you see, I'm just tryin' to do to white girls 322 00:25:53,666 --> 00:25:57,128 what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years! 323 00:25:57,211 --> 00:25:59,755 - Yeah, what's that? - Fuck 'em. 324 00:25:59,839 --> 00:26:02,883 - Amy-Jo! - Oh, you cold. 325 00:26:02,967 --> 00:26:04,802 He cold. 326 00:26:17,314 --> 00:26:22,153 Yeah, yeah. Forties and 9s. That's my favourite store. 327 00:26:22,236 --> 00:26:25,364 I'm goin' in here to get me a malt liquor slurpy. 328 00:26:25,448 --> 00:26:28,117 You get me some barbecue potato chips. 329 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,537 - Could I keep the change? - Hell, no. That's a $10 food stamp. 330 00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:33,706 Bring back my change. 331 00:26:40,087 --> 00:26:43,716 What's up now, you pretty punk chick? 332 00:26:46,177 --> 00:26:48,345 What's up? We got a problem? 333 00:26:48,429 --> 00:26:52,016 I said, do we have a problem? 334 00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:55,770 We got a problem, partner, right here. 335 00:26:55,853 --> 00:26:57,646 Right there. 336 00:26:58,814 --> 00:27:01,066 We'll play a game. 337 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:09,742 I said, do we have a problem? 338 00:27:10,951 --> 00:27:12,995 USSR? 339 00:27:13,913 --> 00:27:17,875 Get your stank asses outta here before I cause a nuclear holocaust. 340 00:27:17,958 --> 00:27:20,169 Let's go, let's go, fool! Come on! 341 00:27:20,252 --> 00:27:22,296 lt'll be Hiroshima and Nigga-saki. 342 00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:26,092 - Let's go! Let's go! - That's right. Get on outta here! 343 00:27:26,175 --> 00:27:28,719 And don't come back, punk! 344 00:27:28,803 --> 00:27:31,514 Tray, bring your simple behind on! 345 00:27:50,157 --> 00:27:52,618 - Yo, man, you page me? - You ready to be out? 346 00:27:52,701 --> 00:27:54,912 - Yeah, let's move. - All right. 347 00:28:00,459 --> 00:28:02,503 Nigger. 348 00:28:07,425 --> 00:28:09,468 I go and check them. 349 00:28:32,366 --> 00:28:34,326 Hurry up and buy. 350 00:28:39,749 --> 00:28:41,417 Hurry up and buy! 351 00:28:45,963 --> 00:28:48,007 Hurry up and buy! 352 00:28:52,928 --> 00:28:54,972 Break yourself! 353 00:29:03,397 --> 00:29:05,441 You dropped something. 354 00:29:08,652 --> 00:29:10,905 Break yourself, fool! 355 00:29:13,157 --> 00:29:15,201 Give me my money back. 356 00:29:16,535 --> 00:29:18,537 Candy bars. 357 00:29:18,621 --> 00:29:22,750 Hey, Miss Lady Bitch. Hey! I'm talkin' to you! 358 00:29:22,833 --> 00:29:24,877 How much for this candy bar? 359 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,087 - 5 - What? 360 00:29:26,170 --> 00:29:30,925 You better give me sucky-sucky with that for $5. Some love me long time. 361 00:29:31,008 --> 00:29:34,011 You don't like, you don't buy. 362 00:29:34,095 --> 00:29:38,140 Just charge us for the chips and the ice cream. Shit. 363 00:29:40,017 --> 00:29:42,645 Let's go before I Loc up on these people. 364 00:29:42,728 --> 00:29:45,648 Quit lickin' that ice cream before I put you on the corner! 365 00:29:45,731 --> 00:29:47,608 I feel sorry for your mother. 366 00:29:50,986 --> 00:29:53,239 What you say about my mama? 367 00:29:54,573 --> 00:29:58,244 I don't want trouble. Just go. Go home! Don't come back! 368 00:29:58,327 --> 00:30:01,330 What you say about my mama? Break yourself! 369 00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:06,585 You break, you buy! Soda, $5! 370 00:30:06,669 --> 00:30:09,463 Loc, what are you doin', man? Come on! 371 00:30:12,258 --> 00:30:16,679 Pickles! $10! Come on! Give me money! Give me money right now! 372 00:30:21,475 --> 00:30:25,438 Shirt! $19.95! On sale. Come on! 373 00:30:31,527 --> 00:30:33,988 Loc, are you crazy? What the hell did you do? 374 00:30:34,071 --> 00:30:36,615 Fool, wasn't me! I ain't hurt nobody! 375 00:30:38,617 --> 00:30:39,618 Catch. 376 00:30:42,621 --> 00:30:44,248 The man. 377 00:30:52,423 --> 00:30:54,884 Have a nice day. Oh, yeah. 378 00:30:57,595 --> 00:30:59,680 He's good. 379 00:30:59,764 --> 00:31:02,016 Come on, Tray. Let's get outta here. 380 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,204 Check out that six-four. 381 00:31:32,755 --> 00:31:34,799 What up, nigger? 382 00:31:34,882 --> 00:31:39,637 - Oh, damn. What up, Grandma? - Tell your daddy to page me. 383 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,431 All right. All right, player, stay up. 384 00:31:42,515 --> 00:31:44,558 Peace. 385 00:31:53,984 --> 00:31:58,072 Now I realise that every now and again 386 00:31:58,155 --> 00:32:01,242 some of you women folk, you get hot. 387 00:32:01,826 --> 00:32:06,497 You get bothered. And every now and again you get hot and bothered. 388 00:32:06,580 --> 00:32:09,792 Well, what I want you to do when you get that hot 389 00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:12,628 and you need a little relief, 390 00:32:12,711 --> 00:32:16,215 I want you to, I want you to call me! 391 00:32:17,675 --> 00:32:20,428 - Don't ask no questions. - Good to see you, Gloria. 392 00:32:20,511 --> 00:32:23,639 Good to see you, too, Miss Williams. 393 00:32:24,515 --> 00:32:26,058 Tired heifer. 394 00:32:26,142 --> 00:32:28,394 ...his only son. Didn't he do it? 395 00:32:28,477 --> 00:32:32,022 - Abraham didn't ask no questions. - Thank you, baby. 396 00:32:32,106 --> 00:32:35,151 And that's what God expects from His sheep! 397 00:32:35,234 --> 00:32:39,196 Here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree Of Life 398 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:43,409 Institutional Double Rock On The Side Of The Road To Jericho 399 00:32:43,492 --> 00:32:45,786 Missionary Baptist Church Of Zion! 400 00:32:45,870 --> 00:32:48,664 When I say Mount Calvary, y'all gonna hear me! 401 00:32:48,748 --> 00:32:50,666 Preach on, Reverend! 402 00:32:50,750 --> 00:32:53,878 - Ain't that the truth! - God expects you 403 00:32:53,961 --> 00:32:58,007 to do what the Lord wants you to do. 404 00:32:58,090 --> 00:33:01,218 Like those of you who realise 405 00:33:01,302 --> 00:33:06,682 that the Lord wants you to give generously to His church. 406 00:33:06,766 --> 00:33:09,518 - Amen! - Don't ask no questions. 407 00:33:09,602 --> 00:33:11,270 Don't ask how come... 408 00:33:11,353 --> 00:33:15,608 or why come the pastor have to have him a nice house. 409 00:33:15,691 --> 00:33:19,028 Or why come the pastor got to have a nice car. 410 00:33:19,111 --> 00:33:21,739 Don't ask! I said don't ask! 411 00:33:21,822 --> 00:33:24,366 I said don't ask 412 00:33:24,450 --> 00:33:26,494 no questions! 413 00:33:26,577 --> 00:33:28,621 Just give the money. 414 00:33:29,705 --> 00:33:34,210 Brother Deacon, get the collection plate round on that side. 415 00:33:36,170 --> 00:33:40,007 We will now have a B selection from the choir. 416 00:33:42,551 --> 00:33:44,595 I feel the spirit! 417 00:33:46,597 --> 00:33:49,141 Watch yourself now, Sister Williams. 418 00:33:49,225 --> 00:33:51,268 Ain't that the truth! 419 00:33:55,231 --> 00:33:57,274 Praise the Lord! 420 00:34:54,373 --> 00:34:57,668 Malik, how does it feel, your first day at college? 421 00:34:57,752 --> 00:35:00,880 It ain't nothin'. You'll be there next year. 422 00:35:00,963 --> 00:35:03,966 I'm thinkin' about goin' away to college myself. 423 00:35:04,049 --> 00:35:06,844 Thank you, brother. Thank you very much. 424 00:35:06,927 --> 00:35:11,432 Loc, stop clownin' before you end up like that brother back there. 425 00:35:11,515 --> 00:35:14,059 - There you go, brother. - Thank you. 426 00:35:26,655 --> 00:35:30,284 I'm gonna get me my a G-O-B. A job. 427 00:35:30,367 --> 00:35:33,204 They're hirin' at BM Motors, Tray. Come with me. 428 00:35:33,287 --> 00:35:36,165 Not today. I gotta take my driver's test. 429 00:35:45,091 --> 00:35:47,927 This is what fresh air smells like. 430 00:35:48,010 --> 00:35:50,054 You livin' it, man. 431 00:35:55,601 --> 00:35:57,394 Aight, man. 432 00:35:57,478 --> 00:35:59,438 Stay up. 433 00:35:59,522 --> 00:36:01,357 Aight, man. 434 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,902 Aight. That's enough of all that sentimental stuff. 435 00:36:06,529 --> 00:36:09,490 Yo, Malik. Don't forget about us, baby. 436 00:36:10,616 --> 00:36:12,660 One love, baby. 437 00:36:14,620 --> 00:36:17,790 Malik is the first one in the hood to go to college. 438 00:36:17,873 --> 00:36:20,918 Finally, someone from the hood is gonna make it. 439 00:36:21,001 --> 00:36:23,045 Yeah, there is hope. 440 00:36:39,895 --> 00:36:43,732 Hello, I'm Mr Walker. I'm your examiner for today. 441 00:36:43,816 --> 00:36:47,695 Put on your seat belt, check your mirrors. Let's begin. 442 00:37:08,549 --> 00:37:10,593 Make a right, right there. 443 00:37:20,269 --> 00:37:22,563 And make another left here. 444 00:37:33,407 --> 00:37:35,451 Park right there. 445 00:37:38,496 --> 00:37:40,539 Wait here. 446 00:37:51,217 --> 00:37:53,260 Come back here! Call the police! 447 00:37:54,678 --> 00:37:56,639 Drive, motherfucker! Drive! 448 00:38:00,309 --> 00:38:03,229 It was nice meeting you. We'll be in touch. 449 00:38:13,405 --> 00:38:15,324 Yes, may I help you? 450 00:38:15,407 --> 00:38:18,702 Yeah, I heard y'all niggers is hirin'. What's up? 451 00:38:18,786 --> 00:38:22,581 Oh, yes. Why don't you fill out this application? 452 00:38:24,208 --> 00:38:26,377 Makin' me write and shit. 453 00:38:27,503 --> 00:38:30,589 If I was white, you wouldn't be makin' me write. 454 00:38:30,673 --> 00:38:34,260 Well, actually, originally I'm from the East Coast. 455 00:38:34,343 --> 00:38:37,721 But after my Masters, I thought I'd take a break. 456 00:38:37,805 --> 00:38:39,932 So here I am. 457 00:38:40,015 --> 00:38:42,309 I was tired of living off of Daddy. 458 00:38:45,187 --> 00:38:48,107 Age, 19. 459 00:38:49,191 --> 00:38:52,319 Height, six deuce, baby. 460 00:38:53,904 --> 00:38:57,450 Father's name? I don't know. 461 00:38:58,826 --> 00:39:02,329 Sex. Hell yeah, nigger. 462 00:39:04,957 --> 00:39:07,001 Salary desired. 463 00:39:08,461 --> 00:39:12,590 $3 million. Cash. 464 00:39:12,673 --> 00:39:15,926 You know, being an lvy Leaguer can be such a leg up. 465 00:39:16,010 --> 00:39:19,138 - I spent five years at Harvard. - Really? 466 00:39:19,221 --> 00:39:22,141 I just spent six months at County. 467 00:39:22,224 --> 00:39:24,685 Anybody ever try and take your manhood? 468 00:39:24,769 --> 00:39:27,813 Then he sees the warden comin', so he hides you. 469 00:39:27,897 --> 00:39:30,608 But you still got that plugged in your ass. 470 00:39:30,691 --> 00:39:33,110 So you cryin'. Don't you hate that? 471 00:39:33,194 --> 00:39:36,197 - Let's go. He's crazy! - Where you goin'? 472 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,741 - Mr Loc Dog? - That's me. 473 00:39:38,824 --> 00:39:41,577 - You're next. - Mr Loc Dog. 474 00:39:41,660 --> 00:39:43,871 What's up, baby? 475 00:39:46,791 --> 00:39:49,877 Energy. Eager man. Yes, I like that. 476 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,004 Right this way. 477 00:40:02,431 --> 00:40:04,683 Let me just move this. 478 00:40:07,186 --> 00:40:10,356 So, let me see. Very interesting. 479 00:40:10,439 --> 00:40:15,903 Your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed, and "all types of ill shit." 480 00:40:18,447 --> 00:40:22,451 - Do you drive an automobile? - With or without the boot? 481 00:40:22,535 --> 00:40:24,412 Doesn't matter. 482 00:40:24,495 --> 00:40:28,124 Well, congratulations. You got yourself a job. 483 00:40:31,001 --> 00:40:32,753 Right on, huh? 484 00:40:35,631 --> 00:40:37,675 Where the seat belts at? 485 00:40:37,758 --> 00:40:40,428 Don't worry. They won't be necessary. 486 00:40:43,180 --> 00:40:45,015 How you work this radio? 487 00:40:53,858 --> 00:40:55,860 One more time! 488 00:40:59,738 --> 00:41:02,783 I told you you ain't got no game for me, boy. 489 00:41:02,867 --> 00:41:06,162 Now I'm gonna wear you out, you little punk. 490 00:41:06,245 --> 00:41:09,290 - What's that? - My gat, fool. 491 00:41:09,373 --> 00:41:11,834 Where you learn how to use a gun? 492 00:41:11,917 --> 00:41:14,086 Cartoons and hood movies. 493 00:41:16,922 --> 00:41:21,177 Doo Rag, don't you know that you and I are an endangered species? 494 00:41:21,260 --> 00:41:24,013 - Why? Because we're black males? - No! 495 00:41:24,096 --> 00:41:27,057 Because the rappers take the good actin' jobs! 496 00:41:28,642 --> 00:41:32,521 Listen, Doo Rag, having a gun doesn't give you any power. 497 00:41:32,605 --> 00:41:35,608 - You know where real power is? - In the bullets! 498 00:41:35,691 --> 00:41:38,569 No! In the books! 499 00:41:40,696 --> 00:41:42,198 See... 500 00:41:43,324 --> 00:41:45,910 Doo Rag, your mind... 501 00:41:46,911 --> 00:41:48,954 it is like a gun. 502 00:41:50,122 --> 00:41:53,584 And you wanna load it up with little... 503 00:41:53,667 --> 00:41:59,215 itty, bitty bullets of knowledge. 504 00:42:00,341 --> 00:42:02,384 Message! 505 00:42:10,851 --> 00:42:13,979 - What are you doin'? - Writing a poem. 506 00:42:14,063 --> 00:42:19,902 My poetry helps me escape the harsh realities of livin' in the hood. 507 00:42:19,985 --> 00:42:22,154 Ah, that's deep. 508 00:42:22,238 --> 00:42:24,990 Hey, you wanna read me one? 509 00:42:25,074 --> 00:42:27,118 OK. 510 00:42:27,201 --> 00:42:29,245 Let me see. 511 00:42:33,207 --> 00:42:39,213 Love is by far the most precious thing on earth 512 00:42:39,296 --> 00:42:44,051 Like a rose's fragrance or a child's birth 513 00:42:45,261 --> 00:42:48,973 Love me and leave me 514 00:42:49,056 --> 00:42:52,393 That's the story of my life 515 00:42:52,476 --> 00:42:54,728 But it won't happen again, see 516 00:42:54,812 --> 00:42:57,314 Since I bought a butcher's knife, 517 00:42:57,398 --> 00:43:02,027 Yeah, see, the next man who loves me and leaves me so quick, 518 00:43:02,111 --> 00:43:05,364 I'm gonna cut off his balls and chop off his dick 519 00:43:05,448 --> 00:43:07,950 I'm gonna shoot that motherfucker 520 00:43:08,033 --> 00:43:11,287 I'm gonna stab that motherfucker for fuckin' with me 521 00:43:11,370 --> 00:43:13,622 I'm gonna run him over with my car 522 00:43:13,706 --> 00:43:16,000 He fuckin' with the wrong woman 523 00:43:16,083 --> 00:43:18,377 I will kill that motherfucker 524 00:43:18,461 --> 00:43:20,504 Baby, baby, baby. 525 00:43:21,338 --> 00:43:24,675 - I get the point. It was... - You like it? 526 00:43:24,759 --> 00:43:26,802 That was good. 527 00:43:26,886 --> 00:43:31,223 It touched me in a really special place. 528 00:43:33,142 --> 00:43:35,186 You wait right here. 529 00:43:35,269 --> 00:43:37,313 I sure will. 530 00:44:06,634 --> 00:44:09,970 Dashiki was far more sexually experienced than I was. 531 00:44:10,054 --> 00:44:12,306 She taught me all about foreplay. 532 00:44:12,389 --> 00:44:16,102 Until then, I ain't never done foreplay before. 533 00:44:16,185 --> 00:44:20,064 But then again, who needs foreplay when you're jackin' off? 534 00:44:37,957 --> 00:44:40,000 Are you thirsty? 535 00:45:09,029 --> 00:45:11,824 Nah, fool! That's the baby's lunch. 536 00:46:36,367 --> 00:46:39,954 Damn, girl, you're so tight! 537 00:46:41,038 --> 00:46:43,082 Wrong hole, fool. 538 00:46:44,708 --> 00:46:46,752 Not bad. 539 00:46:47,545 --> 00:46:50,047 I couldn't believe this was happening - 540 00:46:50,131 --> 00:46:53,843 I was losing my virginity to the woman of my dreams. 541 00:46:53,926 --> 00:46:55,886 Talk dirty to me. 542 00:46:55,970 --> 00:46:57,638 I'm comin'! 543 00:47:06,772 --> 00:47:08,816 What did you say? 544 00:47:10,443 --> 00:47:12,778 Never mind. 545 00:47:12,862 --> 00:47:14,905 I'll tell you when I wake up. 546 00:47:24,248 --> 00:47:26,292 Ashtray, wake up. 547 00:47:28,085 --> 00:47:31,464 - What's up, baby? - I need to tell you something. 548 00:47:33,174 --> 00:47:35,217 What's up? 549 00:47:35,301 --> 00:47:37,928 - I'm pregnant. - Already? 550 00:47:38,012 --> 00:47:39,847 Are you sure? 551 00:47:39,930 --> 00:47:43,017 I got seven kids. I know what I'm talkin' about. 552 00:47:44,143 --> 00:47:47,396 Dashiki, I'm not ready to be no father right now. 553 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,565 So you man enough to come up in me 554 00:47:49,648 --> 00:47:53,360 but you ain't man enough to take care of what comes out, 555 00:47:53,444 --> 00:47:57,615 get my hair done, pay my rent and get me a new car? You know what? 556 00:47:57,698 --> 00:48:00,201 You ain't nothin' but a little boy. 557 00:48:00,284 --> 00:48:04,789 It ain't all about the size of the boat. It's the motion in the ocean. 558 00:48:04,872 --> 00:48:07,500 That's not what I'm talkin' about. 559 00:48:07,583 --> 00:48:10,002 As a matter of fact, get out! 560 00:48:10,086 --> 00:48:13,089 Get out of my bed! Get out of my house! 561 00:48:13,172 --> 00:48:15,216 And take your shit with you. 562 00:48:15,299 --> 00:48:18,469 - Why you trippin'? - I don't wanna see you no more! 563 00:48:18,552 --> 00:48:21,430 - I don't wanna talk to you! - Wait! 564 00:48:21,514 --> 00:48:25,267 - Take your shit! - Oh, girl, come on. This ain't mine. 565 00:48:25,351 --> 00:48:27,812 Get out of my house! 566 00:48:28,646 --> 00:48:31,023 Get out! 567 00:48:42,243 --> 00:48:44,286 Order up! 568 00:48:46,580 --> 00:48:48,916 Yo, Loc, man. Dashiki's pregnant. 569 00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:54,088 Dashiki was born pregnant. What else is new? 570 00:48:55,339 --> 00:48:58,134 What else is new? It's mine. 571 00:49:00,886 --> 00:49:03,139 - Thank you, Lord. - Are you sure? 572 00:49:03,222 --> 00:49:07,643 She said I was the only one she'd been with in the past 20 minutes. 573 00:49:07,726 --> 00:49:09,728 Yes! Yes! 574 00:49:09,812 --> 00:49:12,356 And you believed her? 575 00:49:15,234 --> 00:49:18,446 Here you go, sucker. I mean, brother. 576 00:49:18,529 --> 00:49:20,573 That'll be 10.38. 577 00:49:20,656 --> 00:49:22,700 Wash them filthy hands. 578 00:49:25,953 --> 00:49:27,997 So what you gonna do now, Tray? 579 00:49:28,873 --> 00:49:32,084 I don't know. I might move out of the hood with her. 580 00:49:32,168 --> 00:49:34,211 What? 581 00:49:34,295 --> 00:49:36,046 Oh, fool! 582 00:49:36,130 --> 00:49:39,842 Look here, let me tell you somethin', Tray. 583 00:49:39,925 --> 00:49:42,428 You could take Dashiki out of the hood 584 00:49:42,511 --> 00:49:46,223 but you can't take the hood niggers out of Dashiki. 585 00:49:52,271 --> 00:49:54,523 - Damn! Five-O. - Damn! 586 00:49:55,649 --> 00:49:59,820 You there! Get out of the truck and put your hands in the air. 587 00:50:01,072 --> 00:50:03,115 Stand on one leg. 588 00:50:04,784 --> 00:50:08,621 With the tip of your finger, touch the tip of your nose. 589 00:50:08,704 --> 00:50:12,625 Now in a circular motion, rub your stomach and pat your head 590 00:50:12,708 --> 00:50:15,377 while saying, "Rubber baby buggy bumper." 591 00:50:17,755 --> 00:50:20,216 Strike a pose! Now Vogue! 592 00:50:28,599 --> 00:50:31,769 Now walk slowly toward the car. 593 00:50:50,955 --> 00:50:53,457 We didn't even do nothin'. 594 00:50:53,541 --> 00:50:55,167 What? 595 00:50:55,251 --> 00:50:58,003 You think you're tough! 596 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:04,176 You don't look so tough now, little nigger. 597 00:51:06,595 --> 00:51:10,099 I hate you black bastards. You stink! 598 00:51:11,016 --> 00:51:13,436 I hate your black skin! 599 00:51:13,519 --> 00:51:16,355 I hate your black pants! 600 00:51:16,439 --> 00:51:18,482 I hate black pepper! 601 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,527 I hate black keys on the piano! 602 00:51:22,778 --> 00:51:25,281 I hate my gums, cos they black! 603 00:51:26,365 --> 00:51:29,285 I hate Whoopi Goldberg's lips! 604 00:51:29,368 --> 00:51:32,246 I hate the back of Forest Whitaker's neck! 605 00:51:33,497 --> 00:51:38,627 And most of all, I hate that black ass, Wesley Snipes. 606 00:51:39,754 --> 00:51:41,172 Move it! 607 00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,884 - Come on. - Let's go. 608 00:51:46,886 --> 00:51:50,973 We got arrested for being black on a Friday night. 609 00:51:51,056 --> 00:51:53,350 Don't try anything, all right? 610 00:51:53,434 --> 00:51:57,480 It was a misdemeanour, so I thought we'd be out right away. 611 00:52:04,695 --> 00:52:07,239 Right there. Right there! 612 00:52:07,323 --> 00:52:10,201 - There you go! - Get him. Get him. Get him! 613 00:52:11,660 --> 00:52:13,829 Get him! Get him! Yeah! 614 00:52:18,918 --> 00:52:20,961 All right, get in there. 615 00:52:29,428 --> 00:52:32,681 - What's up, young blood? - What's up? 616 00:52:33,766 --> 00:52:36,102 Swine, my brother? 617 00:52:36,185 --> 00:52:39,396 - No, thanks. - Now let me tell you somethin'. 618 00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:45,111 If you hit a man, in time, his wounds will heal. 619 00:52:45,194 --> 00:52:47,947 And if you steal from a man, 620 00:52:48,030 --> 00:52:51,659 you can replace what you steal. 621 00:52:51,742 --> 00:52:56,247 And always cross in the green! Never in between. 622 00:52:56,330 --> 00:53:00,709 Because the honourable Elijah Muhammad Ali 623 00:53:00,793 --> 00:53:04,213 floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee! 624 00:53:04,296 --> 00:53:08,175 Thinkin' about spendin' another minute with Farra-convict 625 00:53:08,259 --> 00:53:10,803 made me never want to do time again. 626 00:53:10,886 --> 00:53:12,930 Boy, am I happy to see you, man! 627 00:53:13,013 --> 00:53:14,682 Always remember, my brother, 628 00:53:14,765 --> 00:53:18,394 one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. 629 00:53:18,477 --> 00:53:22,022 Nick nack paddy whack, give the dog a bone. 630 00:53:22,106 --> 00:53:26,026 Two thousand zero zero party, oops! Outta time! 631 00:53:26,110 --> 00:53:28,154 My bacon's smellin' fine. 632 00:53:31,157 --> 00:53:33,617 - What's up, Toothpick? - What's up? 633 00:53:33,701 --> 00:53:36,579 All ready to go jump this fool in? 634 00:53:36,662 --> 00:53:38,706 Let's do this, Al Dog. 635 00:53:41,041 --> 00:53:45,004 - What's up, homie? Ready to do this? - Yeah, man, I'm ready. 636 00:53:45,087 --> 00:53:46,964 - What's up? - What's up? 637 00:53:47,047 --> 00:53:49,842 You've been hangin' with the homies for a while. 638 00:53:49,925 --> 00:53:52,803 It's about time we jumped your punk ass in. 639 00:53:52,887 --> 00:53:55,681 In this world, if you can't swim, 640 00:53:55,765 --> 00:53:58,058 you bound to draz-own! 641 00:53:59,185 --> 00:54:03,063 And if you fall, you better pick your punk ass up! 642 00:54:05,900 --> 00:54:08,444 And the rest of y'all... 643 00:54:08,527 --> 00:54:10,571 don't cut him no slack! 644 00:54:11,906 --> 00:54:13,949 Y'all fools get busy. 645 00:54:15,409 --> 00:54:18,454 Let's go. Work him, Dog, work him. 646 00:54:45,940 --> 00:54:49,652 We're gonna have to play Knock Me again sometime. 647 00:54:49,735 --> 00:54:52,780 Enough. You ain't winnin' nothin', anyway. 648 00:54:52,863 --> 00:54:55,991 And the money that you do win, I'll jack you for it. 649 00:54:56,675 --> 00:54:59,052 Hey! Which one of y'all's Ashtray? 650 00:55:00,846 --> 00:55:05,517 What's up? Heard you got my boy Toothpick's girlfriend pregnant? 651 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:07,644 - Me? - Yeah, you. 652 00:55:10,188 --> 00:55:13,358 - Hey, brother, man... - What's up? 653 00:55:13,442 --> 00:55:17,237 - I don't want no trouble, man. - You must not have heard me! 654 00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:20,782 Tray, let me handle this like a gentleman. 655 00:55:20,866 --> 00:55:24,453 My man, my man say he don't want no trouble. 656 00:55:25,579 --> 00:55:28,123 Got you! Come here, you punk! 657 00:55:28,915 --> 00:55:32,294 Get the head! Come on! Move your body! 658 00:55:35,797 --> 00:55:39,718 - Stay right there! Stay there! - We shouldn't... 659 00:55:39,801 --> 00:55:42,095 Nice execution! I'm gonna give that a 8. 660 00:55:45,223 --> 00:55:50,145 Yeah, make him dribble! Make him dribble like me! Stomp him! Yeah. 661 00:55:50,228 --> 00:55:53,106 After stomping one of Toothpick's boys, 662 00:55:53,190 --> 00:55:55,317 we knew we had to get some back-up. 663 00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:58,111 So we went to our homie Old School's house. 664 00:55:58,195 --> 00:56:00,906 Are you sure this guy's gonna help our back? 665 00:56:00,989 --> 00:56:05,202 Old School is the most dangerous OG on the set. 666 00:56:05,285 --> 00:56:07,913 Let me tell you young punks somethin'. 667 00:56:07,996 --> 00:56:12,042 I'm been down on this hood a long time. I seen a lot of things. 668 00:56:12,125 --> 00:56:16,672 I survived the Watts Riots Gang Wars, and you know how I did it? 669 00:56:16,755 --> 00:56:18,465 How? 670 00:56:18,548 --> 00:56:21,760 By standin' my ground with my homies watch my back. 671 00:56:21,843 --> 00:56:22,928 Word! 672 00:56:23,011 --> 00:56:25,764 So don't let nobody mess with your set! 673 00:56:25,847 --> 00:56:29,643 And like me, don't let nobody give you no shit! 674 00:56:29,726 --> 00:56:31,103 Yeah, Old School! 675 00:56:31,186 --> 00:56:33,271 Bartholemew! 676 00:56:34,439 --> 00:56:36,858 Bartholemew! 677 00:56:37,984 --> 00:56:40,737 - Come here, boy! - Oh, shit. 678 00:56:40,821 --> 00:56:42,489 What did you say, boy? 679 00:56:42,572 --> 00:56:46,034 I said, "Oh, shoot", Ma. Shoot. 680 00:56:46,118 --> 00:56:48,578 Didn't I tell you to clean your room? 681 00:56:48,662 --> 00:56:52,207 Oh, Ma, come on. The gang needs me. I'm their leader. 682 00:56:53,458 --> 00:56:55,252 Gang?! 683 00:56:57,129 --> 00:57:00,257 Get in there and clean that room in the next ten minutes 684 00:57:00,340 --> 00:57:04,636 or else you gonna be walkin' down the street with three shoes... 685 00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:08,765 two on your feet and one in your ass, sucker. 686 00:57:10,767 --> 00:57:12,811 Thank you, Mama. 687 00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:18,608 Here, so you gonna roll with us? 688 00:57:19,609 --> 00:57:21,653 - I can't. - Why not? 689 00:57:21,737 --> 00:57:24,072 Oh, the police is after you, huh? 690 00:57:24,865 --> 00:57:29,119 Nah. I'm on punishment. My mom says I can't leave the porch. 691 00:57:30,620 --> 00:57:32,706 Come on, let's hold the porch down! 692 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:39,212 Say, that's a nice walker, lady. Cough it up! Turn around! Snap! 693 00:57:39,296 --> 00:57:41,715 Get it up! 694 00:57:46,136 --> 00:57:49,097 Man, I need to get out of this place. 695 00:57:49,181 --> 00:57:52,017 What you talkin' about? Leave the hood? 696 00:57:52,100 --> 00:57:54,728 This is home sweet home. 697 00:57:56,521 --> 00:57:59,399 I love the smell of gun smoke in the morning. 698 00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:03,945 Yo, Preach, at least Ashtray got a dream. 699 00:58:04,029 --> 00:58:06,948 That's more than most homies in the hood. 700 00:58:07,032 --> 00:58:09,201 Why, Little Foots, you got a dream? 701 00:58:09,284 --> 00:58:12,037 Yeah. I got a dream. 702 00:58:54,037 --> 00:58:58,583 Hey, Loc, I hope you ain't sellin' out of me with no jive-ass dream. 703 00:58:58,667 --> 00:59:02,045 Oh, hell, no. You know I ain't got no self-esteem. 704 00:59:02,129 --> 00:59:04,965 I ain't gonna grow up to be shit. Just like you. 705 00:59:09,678 --> 00:59:11,972 Where are them busters hidin' at? 706 00:59:12,055 --> 00:59:14,975 - Probably at the trick's house. - What trick? 707 00:59:15,058 --> 00:59:17,602 Dashiki, fool. 708 00:59:17,686 --> 00:59:20,063 I miss makin' love to her. 709 00:59:20,147 --> 00:59:21,606 Me, too. 710 00:59:21,690 --> 00:59:24,818 - What you talkin' about? - I was helpin' you out. 711 00:59:24,901 --> 00:59:27,696 - Hell you was! - You was locked up, fool! 712 00:59:29,781 --> 00:59:31,825 Just give me the book. 713 00:59:39,958 --> 00:59:43,086 Can you hook me up with directions to Crenshaw? 714 00:59:43,170 --> 00:59:45,505 Get your crusty behind away from me! 715 00:59:45,589 --> 00:59:48,175 Man, I'll suck your dick, man. 716 00:59:48,258 --> 00:59:50,302 What did you say to me? 717 00:59:50,385 --> 00:59:53,680 I'll suck your dick, man. 718 00:59:56,183 --> 00:59:58,226 Oh, man! 719 00:59:58,310 --> 01:00:02,147 Aight, so what you wanna do is go to the corner, 720 01:00:02,230 --> 01:00:05,901 go about three blocks down and make a right and you're there. 721 01:00:19,790 --> 01:00:21,833 Old School, what shall we do? 722 01:00:21,917 --> 01:00:24,086 Run like a bitch, fool! 723 01:00:24,169 --> 01:00:25,712 Mama! 724 01:00:43,897 --> 01:00:46,316 Let's go! 725 01:00:49,945 --> 01:00:51,988 I'm hit! 726 01:00:53,115 --> 01:00:55,158 Yo, Legs! Legs! 727 01:00:56,284 --> 01:00:59,329 Are you OK, man? You got hit by the bullets, man? 728 01:00:59,413 --> 01:01:01,331 No. I got hit by a car. 729 01:01:01,415 --> 01:01:03,625 Come on, nigger. Let's help him... 730 01:01:03,709 --> 01:01:06,795 - Let's get him in the truck. - Get his baby shoe. 731 01:01:07,504 --> 01:01:10,924 Aight, nigger, help me out. Come on. 732 01:01:11,008 --> 01:01:13,051 Why? 733 01:01:13,135 --> 01:01:15,512 Bring your simple ass, Tray! 734 01:01:16,930 --> 01:01:18,974 My head! My head! 735 01:01:19,057 --> 01:01:22,477 J-Nug, are you all right? Answer me, man! You all right? 736 01:01:25,689 --> 01:01:28,108 Sister! We need a doctor fast! 737 01:01:28,191 --> 01:01:30,819 I went to see Jason Lyric this weekend. 738 01:01:30,902 --> 01:01:34,823 Gee, wasn't he cute? Did you see his butt, though? It was hairy. 739 01:01:34,906 --> 01:01:37,159 I didn't think that ass-fro was cute! 740 01:01:37,242 --> 01:01:39,036 We need a doctor right now. 741 01:01:39,119 --> 01:01:42,998 - I'm gonna have to call you back. - Right now, Sister! 742 01:01:45,834 --> 01:01:49,546 What I'm gonna need you to do is fill this form out. 743 01:01:52,966 --> 01:01:55,218 May I have a pen, please? 744 01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:59,139 Excuse me. You know where I could get some water? 745 01:01:59,222 --> 01:02:01,266 Oh, God. 746 01:02:01,350 --> 01:02:03,560 Here. 747 01:02:06,605 --> 01:02:08,732 - Thanks. - You're number 1,012. 748 01:02:08,815 --> 01:02:10,192 1,012. 749 01:02:11,568 --> 01:02:15,739 Number 213. Now serving number 213. 750 01:02:16,448 --> 01:02:19,576 - Dave! - Damn, I hope I'm next. 751 01:02:19,659 --> 01:02:21,703 Come on. We're gonna do it. 752 01:02:24,581 --> 01:02:29,211 Between Crazy Legs bein' hit in a drive-by, the Korean store shootings, 753 01:02:29,294 --> 01:02:33,590 jail and Dashiki bein' pregnant, I felt I was about to explode! 754 01:03:11,044 --> 01:03:12,546 What are you doing? 755 01:03:14,965 --> 01:03:18,176 Tryin' to win Best Actor on the Soul Train Awards. 756 01:03:26,893 --> 01:03:31,523 Look, Dashiki, I'm sorry about last night. 757 01:03:33,150 --> 01:03:37,279 I thought about it and I wanna be a father to my child. 758 01:03:39,364 --> 01:03:41,408 And another thing. 759 01:03:43,076 --> 01:03:49,499 I also realised how much I love you and I wanna leave the hood with you. 760 01:03:53,253 --> 01:03:56,465 But there's something we need to do before we go. 761 01:04:01,470 --> 01:04:06,224 Look, I'm takin' the kids and I'm movin' out of the hood. 762 01:04:06,308 --> 01:04:09,102 I wanted them to say goodbye to their daddies. 763 01:04:11,772 --> 01:04:13,815 Give me the man. 764 01:04:25,452 --> 01:04:29,247 You're a good brother, Tray. Yeah. 765 01:04:29,331 --> 01:04:31,416 Me? 766 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:34,586 I mean, I've been in a jail a long time, T. 767 01:04:35,754 --> 01:04:39,091 Sometimes, I feel like a caged animal. 768 01:04:42,469 --> 01:04:44,930 How come you never came to see me, man? 769 01:04:46,306 --> 01:04:49,059 Nigger, I don't know you. 770 01:04:50,143 --> 01:04:52,187 Oh, yeah. 771 01:04:53,230 --> 01:04:55,273 You don't know me. That's right. 772 01:04:55,357 --> 01:04:57,776 Well, dig this here, Tray. 773 01:04:57,859 --> 01:05:03,031 Teach my son how to be a man, Tray. How to be a man. 774 01:05:05,409 --> 01:05:07,452 Give me some. 775 01:05:21,717 --> 01:05:23,760 Jif! 776 01:05:27,723 --> 01:05:30,225 Hey, man, you got everything? 777 01:05:30,308 --> 01:05:32,352 Cool. 778 01:05:33,478 --> 01:05:35,522 I'm gonna get some, right? 779 01:05:35,605 --> 01:05:38,859 Don't even play me like that. Come on, man. 780 01:06:34,373 --> 01:06:36,416 What's up, Crazy? 781 01:06:37,542 --> 01:06:40,671 Hey, brother! How you feelin', man? 782 01:06:42,673 --> 01:06:44,508 How you doin', brother? 783 01:06:45,509 --> 01:06:48,387 Doctor say I ain't gonna walk again. 784 01:06:49,805 --> 01:06:52,766 - It's gonna be all right. - Hold me! 785 01:06:57,521 --> 01:06:59,314 Fool, get off me! 786 01:06:59,398 --> 01:07:02,192 You been paralysed for the last five years. 787 01:07:03,485 --> 01:07:05,153 Oh, yeah. 788 01:07:05,237 --> 01:07:07,781 Don't worry, Legs, man. 789 01:07:07,864 --> 01:07:11,535 If we ever find that Toothpick, I'm gonna smoke him. 790 01:07:11,618 --> 01:07:14,913 No! We need to put an end to all this black-on-black crime. 791 01:07:14,996 --> 01:07:16,832 We need to call a truce. 792 01:07:16,915 --> 01:07:19,376 What about that time you shot Byron? 793 01:07:19,459 --> 01:07:21,962 Ain't that black-on-black crime? 794 01:07:22,045 --> 01:07:24,089 No. Byron was light-skinned. 795 01:07:24,172 --> 01:07:25,799 Oh, yeah. 796 01:07:26,967 --> 01:07:29,845 - You're about to go to this party? - Yeah. 797 01:07:29,928 --> 01:07:32,681 - You're gonna be drinkin'. - Just a little. 798 01:07:32,764 --> 01:07:36,601 Let me tell you about drinkin' and drivin'. 799 01:07:36,685 --> 01:07:40,105 That shit is fun, man! Y'all get yourself a forty. 800 01:07:40,188 --> 01:07:42,691 Then get on the freeway, punch it to 85. 801 01:07:42,774 --> 01:07:46,028 Turn off your lights, let go of the steering wheel. 802 01:07:46,111 --> 01:07:48,238 It will bug you out! Try it! 803 01:07:48,321 --> 01:07:50,240 I'm gonna try that. 804 01:07:50,323 --> 01:07:52,576 Why he didn't invite me to the party? 805 01:07:52,659 --> 01:07:55,078 Come on, Pop. You gotta be over 18. 806 01:07:55,162 --> 01:07:58,206 - Oh, man! - Besides, it's past your bedtime. 807 01:07:58,290 --> 01:08:01,376 - Did you brush your teeth? - Let me see. 808 01:08:01,460 --> 01:08:03,503 No. There we go. 809 01:08:03,587 --> 01:08:05,881 - All right, I'm out. - All right. 810 01:08:05,964 --> 01:08:09,843 Before you go, won't you read me a bedtime story? 811 01:08:09,926 --> 01:08:12,804 - All right, just one. - That's all I need. 812 01:08:20,437 --> 01:08:23,482 Let's get to a good one. Here we go. 813 01:08:23,565 --> 01:08:26,026 "This is the story of Dick and Mary. 814 01:08:27,110 --> 01:08:30,489 "Mary lies on the bed and spreads her thighs. 815 01:08:30,572 --> 01:08:34,534 "Dick thrusts his large member into her waiting vagina. 816 01:08:34,618 --> 01:08:37,454 "'Fuck me! Fuck me! ', Mary screams. 817 01:08:37,537 --> 01:08:40,916 "Dick covers her head with a pillow cos she's too noisy. 818 01:08:40,999 --> 01:08:45,462 "Dick continues to pound her swollen opening until he climaxes. 819 01:08:45,545 --> 01:08:48,215 "'I'm coming! I'm coming! ' 820 01:08:51,426 --> 01:08:53,470 "And he falls asleep." 821 01:08:58,558 --> 01:09:00,602 Good night, Pops. 822 01:09:06,441 --> 01:09:09,486 Domino, nigger! Yeah! 823 01:09:09,569 --> 01:09:11,613 What's up, niggers? 824 01:09:11,697 --> 01:09:14,408 Hey, what's up? 825 01:09:14,491 --> 01:09:17,369 - What up? - Hey, what's up? How you doin'? 826 01:09:17,452 --> 01:09:20,330 What's up, nigger? Black boy. 827 01:09:20,414 --> 01:09:22,207 What's up, man? 828 01:09:22,290 --> 01:09:25,961 I got one question. Who got that chronic, nigger? 829 01:09:26,044 --> 01:09:30,007 Man, I got that ill killer shit. Guaranteed to fuck you up. 830 01:09:30,090 --> 01:09:33,260 Hey, nigger, light that shit up. Fuck me up. 831 01:09:53,780 --> 01:09:56,158 He's goin' into convulsions! 832 01:09:58,285 --> 01:10:02,080 - Man, he ain't breathin'! - He's foamin' at the mouth! 833 01:10:04,458 --> 01:10:06,501 Yo, he dead. 834 01:10:11,965 --> 01:10:14,634 Yo, pass that shit! 835 01:10:16,636 --> 01:10:18,680 Yo, pass that! 836 01:10:18,764 --> 01:10:20,807 - Hit it. - Hit it! 837 01:10:22,225 --> 01:10:24,269 Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! 838 01:10:26,855 --> 01:10:30,359 See, that's what I'm talkin' about, Sabomboo. 839 01:10:30,442 --> 01:10:34,154 - Suck it. - Nigger tries to hide the good shit. 840 01:10:37,074 --> 01:10:39,117 Hey, baby, you wanna dance? 841 01:10:42,954 --> 01:10:45,874 Yes, I do. But not with you. 842 01:10:47,167 --> 01:10:51,380 Her right. Her right. Her right. Her right. 843 01:10:56,134 --> 01:10:59,179 Hey, girl. How you doin'? My name is Loc Dog. 844 01:11:01,306 --> 01:11:03,517 - What's your name? - La Quanda. 845 01:11:07,938 --> 01:11:10,899 La Quanda, do you have a boyfriend? 846 01:11:10,982 --> 01:11:15,028 No. You know, men always seem to be really intimidated by me 847 01:11:15,112 --> 01:11:17,155 but I don't know why. 848 01:11:19,241 --> 01:11:24,538 Well, you know, I can understand how a pretty girl like yourself 849 01:11:24,621 --> 01:11:26,915 might make a man a little sick. 850 01:11:26,999 --> 01:11:29,042 I mean, nervous! 851 01:11:29,126 --> 01:11:33,338 Yeah, well, it takes a really special kind of man to be with me. 852 01:11:35,549 --> 01:11:38,010 You know? 853 01:11:38,093 --> 01:11:40,345 Let me go find him. 854 01:11:43,056 --> 01:11:46,018 Damn girl, you need to slow down with that. 855 01:11:49,146 --> 01:11:53,942 You ain't my daddy and you ain't payin' any of my bills. 856 01:11:55,027 --> 01:11:57,070 Mind your business. 857 01:11:57,154 --> 01:12:00,157 Oh, this is my song! 858 01:12:06,830 --> 01:12:08,874 Hi. 859 01:12:09,666 --> 01:12:12,586 Hi, my name is Loc Dog. What's your name? 860 01:12:12,669 --> 01:12:15,630 - Keisha. - Keisha. 861 01:12:15,714 --> 01:12:17,966 You always this shy, Keisha? 862 01:12:19,634 --> 01:12:24,264 Keisha, what do you say we go back to my place and have a nightcap? 863 01:12:26,683 --> 01:12:30,354 I don't know. I just met you. 864 01:12:30,437 --> 01:12:34,983 Hey, girl, the dog don't bite unless you ask me. 865 01:12:38,904 --> 01:12:41,907 - All right, come on. - I guess it'd be all right. 866 01:12:46,745 --> 01:12:49,289 Baby, you really love me. 867 01:12:50,707 --> 01:12:52,751 You know I do, girl. 868 01:13:08,141 --> 01:13:09,768 I really shouldn't. 869 01:13:10,769 --> 01:13:13,522 Come on, girl. It ain't gonna hurt you. 870 01:13:15,315 --> 01:13:19,236 It's just that when I drink sometimes, I get a little crazy. 871 01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:22,364 And that's what I want. 872 01:13:26,451 --> 01:13:30,330 I don't want you to think I'm a freak or nothin' like that. 873 01:13:30,414 --> 01:13:34,334 I usually don't go home with guys when I first meet them. 874 01:13:34,418 --> 01:13:37,421 But I just feel so comfortable with you. 875 01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:41,341 That's good, girl. 876 01:13:41,425 --> 01:13:46,013 Whenever you with me, I want you to just relax and be yourself. 877 01:13:50,892 --> 01:13:54,730 You are so nasty! I should be going. 878 01:13:54,813 --> 01:13:57,482 Whoa, come on, baby. Relax. 879 01:13:59,151 --> 01:14:00,652 Just relax. 880 01:14:00,736 --> 01:14:05,240 Don't you go nowhere. You're in good hands now, girl. 881 01:14:05,323 --> 01:14:08,368 Loc Dog's gonna take good care of you, baby. 882 01:14:09,453 --> 01:14:11,496 Are you sure it's OK? 883 01:14:16,626 --> 01:14:20,297 I want you to just be yourself, OK? 884 01:14:20,380 --> 01:14:23,967 I told you I could get a little crazy. 885 01:14:24,051 --> 01:14:27,054 Yeah, you get crazy. Come on. 886 01:14:34,311 --> 01:14:36,605 OK, motherfucker, let's get it on! 887 01:14:53,497 --> 01:14:56,249 Oh, no, nigger, you ain't goin' nowhere. 888 01:15:08,428 --> 01:15:10,472 Fresh air, fresh fish. 889 01:15:10,555 --> 01:15:13,308 Nothin' like the great outdoors, huh, Pop? 890 01:15:14,643 --> 01:15:17,813 Pop, can we talk, teenager to teenager? 891 01:15:18,730 --> 01:15:21,775 See, I met this girl. She's pretty special. 892 01:15:22,818 --> 01:15:26,196 She's movin' out of the hood and I want to go with her. 893 01:15:27,072 --> 01:15:29,991 - Man, who is this girl? - Her name's Dashiki. 894 01:15:30,075 --> 01:15:32,285 Dashiki! From Penetration Avenue? 895 01:15:32,369 --> 01:15:35,372 Come on! Don't tell me you slept with her, too? 896 01:15:35,455 --> 01:15:38,667 Oh, no, it ain't nothin' like that, son. 897 01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:41,712 - She sure could suck a dick, though. - What? 898 01:15:41,795 --> 01:15:44,881 Nothin', son. Go ahead. Tell me about this girl. 899 01:15:46,049 --> 01:15:48,760 Anyway, I think I'm in love. 900 01:15:49,886 --> 01:15:51,596 You knockin' boots yet? 901 01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:53,765 - Yeah. - Hold on. 902 01:15:53,849 --> 01:15:55,892 You use a condom? 903 01:15:58,562 --> 01:16:00,939 Good! That's my boy! That's my boy! 904 01:16:01,023 --> 01:16:04,776 Never use condoms, son! They take away all the feelin'. 905 01:16:08,071 --> 01:16:12,659 Only thing is, now she's pregnant. I don't know what to do. 906 01:16:12,743 --> 01:16:15,620 Man, look, 907 01:16:15,704 --> 01:16:19,666 let me give you the same advice my father gave me, all right? 908 01:16:19,750 --> 01:16:22,919 Give up hope. Look at me. Dreams are for suckers. 909 01:16:23,003 --> 01:16:24,963 Ain't no future for you. 910 01:16:25,047 --> 01:16:27,883 And don't think about gettin' no job, Tray! 911 01:16:27,966 --> 01:16:31,470 The black man ain't got no place in the workforce. 912 01:16:31,553 --> 01:16:33,513 Let me get this straight. 913 01:16:33,597 --> 01:16:35,724 You're sayin' don't get caught up 914 01:16:35,807 --> 01:16:39,811 in the white man's system of self-perpetuatin' unemployment 915 01:16:39,895 --> 01:16:42,022 and wind up on welfare cheques. 916 01:16:42,105 --> 01:16:46,401 Wrong! Ain't nothing wrong with welfare cheques. It's free money. 917 01:16:46,485 --> 01:16:49,780 Our family survived six generations on it. 918 01:16:53,742 --> 01:16:57,287 - Thanks, Pop. You know what to say. - Don't you know. 919 01:16:59,831 --> 01:17:03,168 My boy Tray gettin' himself some sex. 920 01:17:05,212 --> 01:17:08,090 Getting locked up in the city ain't the same. 921 01:17:08,173 --> 01:17:10,050 Get the map. Get the map. 922 01:17:10,133 --> 01:17:13,845 Fuck it. Let's go twist these niggers in a cat bag, man. 923 01:17:15,555 --> 01:17:18,433 Can't you read it? Come on. Let's go. 924 01:17:19,393 --> 01:17:21,436 - Drive. - Let's go. 925 01:17:27,317 --> 01:17:29,778 - What's up, Loc? - What's up, Tray? 926 01:17:35,409 --> 01:17:39,371 I can't believe your mark ass is finally leavin' the hood. 927 01:17:41,415 --> 01:17:45,460 - Me and Dashiki's tyin' that knot. - Tie a knot in that bitch's tubes. 928 01:17:47,004 --> 01:17:49,047 Really. 929 01:17:49,131 --> 01:17:51,925 I actually think we're gonna be all right. 930 01:17:52,009 --> 01:17:54,469 - Why don't you come with us? - What? 931 01:17:54,553 --> 01:17:58,974 Take a road trip in a mail truck? That's the stupidest idea I heard. 932 01:18:00,642 --> 01:18:04,104 Well, anyway, you just be careful. 933 01:18:04,187 --> 01:18:06,815 Come on, baby, you talkin' to Loc Dog. 934 01:18:06,898 --> 01:18:08,942 You know I'm gonna be aight. 935 01:18:09,943 --> 01:18:11,737 Shoot. 936 01:18:12,863 --> 01:18:14,698 Hey, Tray... 937 01:18:15,824 --> 01:18:17,868 never forget, man. 938 01:18:18,994 --> 01:18:24,541 Either they don't know, don't show, 939 01:18:24,624 --> 01:18:27,878 or just don't care about bein' a menace in South Central 940 01:18:27,961 --> 01:18:30,422 while they drink their juice in the hood. 941 01:18:30,505 --> 01:18:33,258 That's what it's all about, Tray. 942 01:18:33,342 --> 01:18:35,552 I'm sorry, man. 943 01:18:35,635 --> 01:18:38,096 What the fuck is he talkin' about? 944 01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:51,151 - What's up, little homie? - What's up? 945 01:18:51,234 --> 01:18:54,654 Want some of this? Make you grow hair on your nuts. 946 01:18:54,738 --> 01:18:57,657 Don't be givin' that little kid no alcohol. 947 01:18:57,741 --> 01:19:00,535 - Nigger, you ain't his daddy. - I ain't? 948 01:19:03,538 --> 01:19:07,793 Dashiki! Bitch, you better give me back my child support money! 949 01:19:34,695 --> 01:19:36,738 What's up, little man? 950 01:19:37,614 --> 01:19:41,410 Like I was sayin', what's up with them hos tonight? 951 01:19:42,411 --> 01:19:45,372 Take care of my baby, aight? And my truck. 952 01:19:45,455 --> 01:19:47,416 What? 953 01:19:47,499 --> 01:19:49,501 I'm only playing with you. 954 01:20:14,359 --> 01:20:16,611 Just shoot everything in sight. 955 01:20:22,242 --> 01:20:24,453 Break yourself! 956 01:20:27,372 --> 01:20:29,291 Somebody help me! 957 01:20:30,167 --> 01:20:31,960 Dashiki! 958 01:20:32,044 --> 01:20:33,962 I'll call you later! 959 01:20:34,046 --> 01:20:36,214 Page me! 960 01:20:39,217 --> 01:20:40,969 I'm coming! 961 01:20:47,017 --> 01:20:49,061 Is you OK, snowflake? 962 01:20:49,144 --> 01:20:51,521 Oh, yes, my big chocolate warrior. 963 01:20:55,776 --> 01:20:58,570 Doo Rag, take care of your mama! 964 01:21:02,449 --> 01:21:04,493 Break yourself! 965 01:21:09,706 --> 01:21:11,750 Take that, motherfucker! 966 01:21:15,087 --> 01:21:18,131 Take that, motherfucker! 967 01:21:29,476 --> 01:21:32,771 You know you fucked up, right? Yeah, you fucked up. 968 01:21:32,854 --> 01:21:34,981 Hear what I'm sayin'? 969 01:21:37,526 --> 01:21:40,195 Hey, Grandma. You got the juice now. 970 01:21:40,278 --> 01:21:42,322 Oh, go to hell! 971 01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:52,124 Damn. 972 01:21:56,378 --> 01:21:59,715 I'll marry you, I promise! Just wake up! 973 01:21:59,798 --> 01:22:04,094 I know, sister. You're gonna miss him, aren't you? 974 01:22:04,177 --> 01:22:07,139 Yeah. Where else will I find a pussy-whipped fool 975 01:22:07,222 --> 01:22:09,474 to take care of me and seven kids? 976 01:22:12,394 --> 01:22:17,024 Listen, sister, listen! You are a strong African-American woman! 977 01:22:17,107 --> 01:22:20,152 And it's because of that, I can't be with you. 978 01:22:20,235 --> 01:22:23,739 Oh, time for me to take out the poor, white trash. 979 01:22:27,576 --> 01:22:29,453 Who are you calling whipped? 980 01:22:30,454 --> 01:22:32,497 You're alive! 981 01:22:36,460 --> 01:22:38,545 Oh, Lord, why you do this to me? 982 01:22:38,628 --> 01:22:42,174 Oh, I can't take it! I can't take it! 983 01:22:42,257 --> 01:22:45,093 I can't take it! Oh, my Lord! 984 01:22:45,177 --> 01:22:48,180 Oh, my baby! 985 01:22:50,349 --> 01:22:54,811 Oh, Mama. Mama. I swallowed my toothpick, Mama. 986 01:22:54,895 --> 01:22:57,147 Oh, baby, you're OK! 987 01:22:59,775 --> 01:23:04,029 Now where's my money you stole, you little hoodlum? 988 01:23:04,112 --> 01:23:07,157 I want my money. I'll beat the shit outta you! 989 01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:09,284 Where's my money? 990 01:23:09,368 --> 01:23:11,662 Well, that's my story. 991 01:23:11,745 --> 01:23:14,373 As for Dashiki and I, we got married. 992 01:23:23,757 --> 01:23:25,842 Loc Dog went into show business. 993 01:23:25,926 --> 01:23:27,969 I wanna say fuck you all, suck my dick and... 994 01:23:28,053 --> 01:23:29,888 lick your ass! 995 01:23:37,521 --> 01:23:39,564 Preach, he settled down. 996 01:23:47,823 --> 01:23:51,368 Crazy Legs' dream of becoming a dancer finally came true. 997 01:23:59,543 --> 01:24:01,336 And as for Grandma, 998 01:24:01,420 --> 01:24:03,463 well, she's still Grandma. 999 01:24:09,011 --> 01:24:11,388 This is some good shit.