1 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:49,873 (THUNDER RUMBLES, ANIMALS CHIRP AND SQUAWK) 2 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,988 (MUSIC: "NEVER TEAR US APART" BY INXS) 3 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,910 # Don't ask me 4 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,396 # What you know is true 5 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:44,074 # Don't have to tell you 6 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:48,479 # I love your precious heart 7 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,431 # I 8 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,596 # I was standing 9 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,196 # You were there 10 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,674 # Two worlds collided 11 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:06,633 # And they could never tear us apart 12 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,676 # We could live 13 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,196 # For a thousand years 14 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,316 # But if I hurt you 15 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:31,432 # I'd make wine from your tears 16 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,356 # I told you 17 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,676 # That we could fly 18 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,436 # 'Cause we all have wings 19 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:46,555 # But some of us don't know why 20 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,512 # I 21 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,114 # I was standing 22 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,595 # You were there 23 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,316 # Two worlds collided 24 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,634 # And they could never 25 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,593 # Ever tear us apart # 26 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:13,354 I'm voting for Dukakis. 27 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,078 Hm... 28 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:20,032 Well... 29 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:25,354 Maybe when you have children who need braces 30 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:31,556 and half of your husband's pay cheque goes to the government, you'll regret that. 31 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,830 My husband's pay cheque? 32 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:38,511 I'm not squeezing one out till I'm 30. 33 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:43,038 Will you still be at the Yarn Barn? That's a great place to raise children. 34 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:47,239 - That's really funny. - I think a year of partying's enough. 35 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:50,876 - She's going to Harvard next fall. - I haven't gotten in yet. 36 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:55,039 You think Dukakis will provide for America till you squeeze one out? 37 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:56,838 Yeah, I do. 38 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:59,713 - When can I squeeze one out? - Eighth grade. 39 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,875 Excuse me. 40 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,071 Donnie, you're such a dick. 41 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:09,590 Whoa, Elizabeth! A little hostile there. 42 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,552 Maybe Y0U should be in therapy, 43 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:16,914 then Mom and Dad can pay someone to listen to Y0UR thoughts so we don't have to. 44 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:21,356 0K. Tell us why you stopped taking your medication. 45 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:24,515 - You're such a fuck-ass! - (ELIZABETH LAUGHS) 46 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:28,030 - Please. - Did you just call me a fuck-ass? 47 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:30,919 - (M0M) That's enough. - Go suck a fuck! 48 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:34,470 - How does one suck a fuck? - Shall I tell you? 49 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,712 - Please. - Not at the dinner table. 50 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,791 - Stop. - Fuck... 51 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:53,196 - What's a fuck-ass? - (LAUGHS) 52 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:00,629 I took a year off to be with you. 53 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,348 - What? - How did you know? 54 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:11,156 - I didn't know it was a big deal. - It is a big deal. 55 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,233 (P0P MUSIC PLAYING) 56 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,232 (KN0CK) 57 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,596 I'm reading. Get out. 58 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,909 Where do you go at night? 59 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:31,390 - Just get out. - Did you toilet-paper the Johnsons' house? 60 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,234 - Is that why you're here? - No. 61 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:41,955 - I stopped rolling houses in the sixth grade. - Where's my son? I don't recognise you. 62 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,276 Then you take the goddamn pills. 63 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,351 Bitch. 64 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,518 0ur son just called me a bitch. 65 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,150 You're not a bitch. 66 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,397 You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch. 67 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:04,633 I want to be a president who makes sure 68 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:08,594 that we never again do business with a drug-running Panamanian dictator 69 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,837 or funnel aid to the Contras through drug dealers. 70 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:14,640 Values begin at the top. 71 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:17,877 Dukakis... Son of a bitch. 72 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:22,756 Those are the values I want to bring to the presidency and to the White House. 73 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,833 - Panama is a friendly country. - Tell him, George. 74 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:30,477 I talked to the president of Panama about their money laundering. 75 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:34,269 Mr Noriega was there, but there was no evidence. 76 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:38,155 When the evidence was there, we indicted him. 77 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,868 (CRICKETS CHIRP) 78 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:04,749 (ECHOING GHOSTLY VOICE) Wake up. 79 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,635 I've been watching you. 80 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:52,150 (TV: "THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER") 81 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,875 Come closer. 82 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,952 Closer. 83 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,950 28 days... 84 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,309 six hours... 85 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:15,318 42 minutes... 86 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:17,476 12 seconds. 87 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:26,474 That is when the world will end. 88 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,395 Why? 89 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,677 (INTERFERENCE) 90 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,799 (L0CK CLICKS) 91 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,836 (CHUCKLES) 92 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,039 (CRASHING) 93 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:23,792 (ALARMS, D0GS BARKING) 94 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,428 Son? Donnie Darko? 95 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:37,030 Donnie Darko? What the heck's going on here? 96 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,993 - Who is it? - It's Eddie Darko's kid. 97 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,794 He's just a neighbourhood kid. 98 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,679 Guess he was sleep-golfing? 99 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,871 Watch out for that drool spot! 100 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,719 (JIM) Are you all right, son? 101 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:02,835 So let's stay off the links at night, 0K? 102 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:07,358 (D0NNIE) I'm sorry, Dr Fisher. It... It won't happen again. 103 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:11,120 - (FISHER SIGHS) Kids... - Let's golf. 104 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,676 (INDISTINCT V0ICES 0N P0LICE RADl0) 105 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,556 - No one's allowed. - This is my house. 106 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,910 - I said... - This is my house! 107 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,316 Wait a minute. 108 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,318 - Here's your brother. - It fell in your room. 109 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:25,029 Ms Darko? I'm Bob Garland. I'm with the FAA. 110 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:30,798 - The what? - I'm with the FAA. May we speak privately? 111 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,508 - In private? - Please. 112 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,999 - And here... - 0K. 113 00:14:54,200 --> 00:15:00,514 All right, we have arranged a hotel. Get some sleep and we'll take care of this. 114 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,676 - Great. - Thank you. 115 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,514 Kids, come on. We're going to a hotel. 116 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:09,110 They don't know where it came from. 117 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:28,118 - (TV) Where's Pop? - He's still at work. 118 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:33,155 If it fell from the plane... what happened to the plane? 119 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,715 They don't know, Samantha. 120 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:41,710 Can't we make money from this? Can't we sue the airline? 121 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,480 Shut up, Sam. 122 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:48,229 Why do I have to sleep with Donnie? He stinks. 123 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,433 When you fall asleep tonight, 124 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:56,428 - I'm gonna fart in your face. - I'm telling Mom! 125 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,870 Samantha, don't go over there. 126 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,516 Frankie Feedler. 127 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:12,477 You remember. From high school. 128 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,155 Hm... Mm-hm. 129 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:23,796 He died. Remember? 130 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,917 Mm-hm. 131 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,076 0n his way to the prom. 132 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,879 They said he was doomed. 133 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,756 Jesus. 134 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,788 They could be saying the same thing about Donnie. 135 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,636 0ur Donnie. 136 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:01,749 - But he dodged it. - Hm... 137 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,713 He dodged his photograph. 138 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,112 Hm... 139 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,472 Hm. 140 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,558 Somebody was watching over him. 141 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:37,192 (M0M) Mrs Farmer will bring you home after practice. Bye, honey. 142 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,595 Donnie... good luck. 143 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:43,992 - 0h, my God! Tell me everything. - I'm not allowed to talk about it. 144 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,794 - 0h, my God! - Hi, Cherita. 145 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,515 - Shut up! - Darko cheats death! Huh? 146 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:55,231 You're a celebrity! I called you a jillion times. Where you been? 147 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:58,750 - At a hotel. - Dad saw you at the golf course. 148 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:03,272 - You sleepwalking again, buddy? - I don't want to talk about it. 149 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,994 Now that you're famous, have a smoke. 150 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,319 What happens if you tell Mom and Dad, Sam? 151 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:17,111 - You'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal. - Goddamn right, I will. 152 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:21,239 - So grody. - Hey, Cherita, you want a cigarette? 153 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,908 - Shut up! - "Shut up!" 154 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,076 Go back to China, bitch! 155 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:31,229 Just leave her alone. 156 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:35,319 - That's some good shit, huh? - It's a fucking cigarette. 157 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:43,353 (MUSIC: "HEAD 0VER HEELS" BY TEARS F0R FEARS) 158 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:12,153 # I wanted to be with you alone 159 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,355 # And talk about the weather 160 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:21,950 # But traditions I can trace against the child in your face 161 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,675 # Won't escape my attention 162 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,588 # You keep your distance with a system of touch 163 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,874 # And gentle persuasion 164 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:41,034 # With one foot in the past now just how long will it last 165 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:45,028 # No, no, no, have you no ambition? 166 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:51,399 # You keep your distance with a system of touch 167 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,796 # And gentle persuasion 168 00:19:55,000 --> 00:20:00,438 # I'm lost in admiration, could I need you this much? 169 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,835 # Oh, you're wasting my time 170 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:06,032 # You're just just just wasting time 171 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:10,153 # Something happens and I'm head over heels 172 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:15,753 # I never find out till I'm head over heels 173 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:19,794 # Something happens and I'm head over heels 174 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,753 # Ah, don't take my heart, don't break my heart 175 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,191 # Don't, don't, don't throw it away 176 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:49,793 # In my mind's eye 177 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:54,039 # One little boy, one little man 178 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,912 # Funny how 179 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:02,350 # Time flies # 180 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,516 "There would be headlines in the papers. 181 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:08,599 "The grown-up gangs who ran the betting at the wrestling and the barrow-boys 182 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:12,952 "would hear with respect of how 0ld Misery's house had been destroyed. 183 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:19,437 "It was as though this plan had been with him all his life, pondered through the seasons, 184 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:24,236 "now, in his 15th year, crystallised with the pain of puberty." 185 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:31,039 What is Graham Greene trying to communicate with this passage? 186 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:34,630 Why did the children break into 0ld Misery's house? 187 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,678 - Joanie? - They wanted to rob him. 188 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:43,597 If you had actually read the short story, which was a whopping 13 pages, 189 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:49,830 you'd know that the children find a great deal of money in the mattress, but burn it. 190 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:57,871 Donnie Darko, perhaps with your recent brush with mass destruction, 191 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,548 you can give us your opinion. 192 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:05,675 They say it when they flood the house, when they tear it to shreds, 193 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:10,749 that destruction is a form of creation, so burning the money is ironic. 194 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,032 They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart. 195 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:16,231 They want to change things. 196 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,919 (D00R 0PENS) 197 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,837 - May we help you? - Yeah, I just registered. 198 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:30,477 - They put me in the wrong class. - You look like you belong here. 199 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,836 Um... Where do I sit? 200 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:40,157 Sit next to the boy you think is the cutest. 201 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,193 - (MUTTERING) - Quiet! 202 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,113 Let her choose. 203 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,394 Joanie, get up. 204 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,838 (MUSIC 0N RADl0) 205 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:39,230 What people don't understand is that Dukakis does not have the financial infrastructure... 206 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,432 (MUSIC RESUMES) 207 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:51,193 Well, the construction guys say it will take about a week to fix the roof. 208 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,358 Airline better not fuck us on the shingle match. 209 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,469 - They still don't know? - Know what? 210 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:03,748 - Where it came from? - 0h, no. They can't tell us. 211 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:08,511 Something about a matching serial number that got burned. 212 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:13,880 I had to sign a form saying I wouldn't talk to anyone about it. 213 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,958 So we can't tell anyone what nobody knows? 214 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:23,116 Yeah. But you tell... What's your doctor's name? 215 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:27,273 - Dr Thurman, Dad. - Yes. Tell Dr Thurman whatever you want. 216 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,313 - Dad. - What? 217 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,039 - Dad! - 0h...! 218 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:41,630 What's that woman doing in the middle of the damn road?! 219 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,913 No mail today. Maybe tomorrow. 220 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:03,634 (INDISTINCT) 221 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,554 What did she say to you? 222 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,670 - I made a new friend. - Real or imaginary? 223 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:28,356 - Imaginary. - Would you like to talk about this friend? 224 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,516 - Frank. - Frank. 225 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,877 - What did he say? - He said to follow him. 226 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:38,117 - Follow him? Where? - Into the future. 227 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,515 And then what happens? 228 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:47,274 And then he said... then he said that the world was coming to an end. 229 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:52,313 Do you think the world is coming to an end? 230 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,632 No. 231 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,032 That's stupid. 232 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:08,159 (WOMAN ON TV) For my entire life, I was a victim of my own fear. 233 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,112 Love. 234 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,997 (WOMAN) I was feeding fear with food. 235 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,551 Fear. 236 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,190 Finally, I looked in the mirror. 237 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:32,552 Not just in the mirror. I looked THROUGH the mirror. 238 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,793 In that image, I saw my ego reflection. 239 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:44,592 For two years, I thought it was normal for a 10-year-old to wet the bed... 240 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,229 Shh! Quiet! 241 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,197 But the solution was there all the time. 242 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,193 I'm not afraid any more! 243 00:26:57,120 --> 00:27:01,989 All over America, people have come together to join hands. 244 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:08,719 People who believe that human life is absolutely too important, 245 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:13,471 too valuable and too precious to be controlled by fear. 246 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,877 (FRANK) Pay close attention. You could miss something. 247 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:22,877 Hello. My name is Jim Cunningham. And welcome to "Controlling Fear". 248 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,468 (WH00SHING) 249 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:27,631 "...and the prince was led into a world of strange and beautiful magic." 250 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,114 Wow. 251 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,635 "The Last Unicorn" by Samantha Darko. 252 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,919 - Give it back! - "There was once a unicorn named Ariel..." 253 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,831 - You wrinkled it. - It's not wrinkled, Sam. 254 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,589 It's 7.45. The bus should've been here 20 minutes ago. 255 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,519 Maybe Martha finally went nuts and hijacked it. 256 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,359 There's this rule - at 7.45, we get to go home. 257 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,431 There's no rule. 258 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:58,349 Cherita, you should... go home. 259 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:02,348 Yeah, if you're here when the bus comes, we'll get in trouble. 260 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,551 - Shut up! - "Shut up!" 261 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:09,276 Hey, Porky Pig... I hope you get molested. 262 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,437 Hey! Hey! I can't believe this! 263 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,516 School's closed today because it's flooded. 264 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,830 - No way! - Yeah. 265 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,634 Holy shit! That's the best news ever! 266 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,192 My God, is this ever going to stop? 267 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:37,030 Eventually, yes. But right now, I got 12 classrooms full of water. 268 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:40,038 All coming from a busted water main. 269 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,549 - What else? - What else? 270 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,115 Principal Cole, I'll show you what else. 271 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,114 That's unbelievable. That's solid bronze, isn't it? 272 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,276 - Yep. - How did this happen? 273 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:58,389 I heard a cat burglar trashed everything and the Mongrel got his head cut off. 274 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,556 - Hah! - True! 275 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,798 Beth's mom said the boys' locker room flooded and they found faeces everywhere. 276 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,514 - What are faeces? - Baby mice. 277 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:27,594 Hey. 278 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,992 Has anyone ever told you that you're sexy? 279 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,156 I like your boobs. 280 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,957 Hey. 281 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,752 Hey. 282 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,550 School's cancelled. 283 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,953 Do you want to walk me home? 284 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,116 Sure. 285 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,393 - Don't look so freaked. - I'm not. 286 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,194 Check your backpack. Those guys steal shit. 287 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,914 Fuck 'em! 288 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,350 - So, why'd you move here? - My parents got a divorce. 289 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:14,236 My mom got a restraining order against my stepdad. He has emotional problems. 290 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,955 I have those, too. What kind does he have? 291 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,516 He stabbed my mom four times in the chest. 292 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:25,269 0h. Did he go to jail? 293 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,517 No, he fled. They still can't find him. 294 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:34,158 Mom and I had to change our names. I thought Gretchen Ross was pretty cool. 295 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:38,353 I was in jail once. I mean... I burned down this house. 296 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:44,715 It was abandoned, but I got held back in school and I can't drive till I'm 21. 297 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,150 But I'm over all of that. 298 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,272 I'm... painting and stuff. 299 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:54,473 Writing. I want to be a writer. Maybe a painter. Maybe both... 300 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,877 I'll write a book and draw the pictures. 301 00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:02,039 Then maybe people will understand me. I don't know, change things. 302 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:07,872 Donnie Darko-what the hell kind of name is that? It's like a superhero or something. 303 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,036 What makes you think I'm not? 304 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:19,037 I should go. For physics, Montinoff is having me write this essay - 305 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,878 the greatest invention ever to benefit mankind. 306 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:28,149 It's Monnitoff. But that's easy. Antiseptics. 307 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:32,871 Like, the whole sanitation thing. Joseph Lister, 1895. 308 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:36,959 Before antiseptics, there was no sanitation, especially in medicine. 309 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,116 You mean soap? 310 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:48,071 Well, I'm really glad school was flooded today. 311 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,589 Why is that? 312 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,756 We'd never have had this conversation. 313 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,996 You're weird. 314 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,119 Sorry. 315 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,675 No, that was a compliment. 316 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,956 Well, look, uh... 317 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,795 You want to go with me? 318 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:18,280 - Where do you want to go? - No, I mean, like, "go" with me. 319 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:22,075 - You know, like "going together". - Sure. 320 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,955 0K. Where are you going? 321 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,310 I'm going home. 322 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:39,873 (MUTTERS) Stupid... "Where are you going?" 323 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,230 I'd like to try something new. 324 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,755 Have you ever been hypnotised? 325 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,231 No. 326 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:10,354 When I clap twice, you will wake up. Do you understand? 327 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:16,833 - Yes. - So, tell me about your week. 328 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,156 I met a girl. 329 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,390 What is her name? 330 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,556 Gretchen. 331 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,116 We're going together now. 332 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,873 Do you still think about girls a lot? 333 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,872 Yeah. 334 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:43,993 - How are things going at school? - I think about girls a lot. 335 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,589 I asked you about school, Donnie. 336 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,236 I think about fucking a lot during school. 337 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:56,395 - What else do you think about during school? - "Married With Children". 338 00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,309 - You think about your family? - I just turn down the volume 339 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,954 and think about fucking Christina Applegate. 340 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,833 I asked you about your family. 341 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,439 No. 342 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,950 I don't think about fucking my family. That's gross. 343 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,153 I'd like to hear about your friend Frank. 344 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,477 (PRINCIPAL) Sam Bylan. 345 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,719 Cherita Chen. 346 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,119 Donald Darko. 347 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,153 Daye Dennis. 348 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,830 Hey, you fuck! 349 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,950 Did you say I flooded the school? 350 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:44,834 - I didn't say shit. - Yeah, well, they think I did it. 351 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,919 If you're innocent, then you have nothing to worry about, right? 352 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,276 Fuck you! You know what I think? 353 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:55,316 I think you did it. 354 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,952 Beer and pussy-that's all I need. 355 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,958 - We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. - Smurfette? 356 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:20,159 Mm-hm. Not some tight-ass Middlesex chick. 357 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:25,593 Like, this cute little blonde that'll get down with the guys like Smurfette does. 358 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,075 Smurfette doesn't fuck. 359 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:33,633 That's bullshit. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? 360 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,673 Because the other Smurfs were getting too horny. 361 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:43,479 - Not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. - Then she fucks them while Vanity watches. 362 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,672 What about Papa Smurf? He must get some action? 363 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:52,074 What he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape. 364 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,835 First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. 365 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:02,158 She was sent as Gargamel's evil spy to destroy the Smurf village, 366 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:06,319 but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurfs transformed her. 367 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:11,918 And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen! 368 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:18,673 Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little pants. 369 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,754 That's what's so illogical about being a Smurf. 370 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,953 What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? 371 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,270 Donnie, why you gotta get smart on us? 372 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,476 - (H0RN H0NKS) - Grandma Death. 373 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:41,799 (MISS FARMER) Excuse me! Excuse me! 374 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:46,596 Please stay off the road, Miss Sparrow, or I will call Social Services. 375 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,190 I hate that Miss Farmer. She's such a fucking bitch! 376 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,279 Yeah. 377 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,789 - How old is Grandma Death? - (D0NNIE) 101. 378 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,669 She does the same thing every day. 379 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:05,468 Just walks back and forth and back and forth to the mailbox. 380 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:09,075 Nothing ever in there. 381 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,358 0h, wait, wait, wait... 382 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:19,079 She's going back to the box. We may still have mail. 383 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,629 - Mail, mail, mail. - Here it is. 384 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,877 This could be it. 0h...? 385 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:29,318 - 0h, no dice, Grandma. Sorry. - Someone ought to write that bitch. 386 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,630 (TV) Authorities continued their search 387 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:35,071 for a suspect in the Middlesex Ridge School vandalism. 388 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:39,478 The private school has asked for donations to restore its beloved mascot, 389 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,875 known only as the Mongrel... 390 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:53,312 It's very helpful. There's a good turnout tonight. 391 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,349 What are you trying to accomplish here? 392 00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:01,030 There was urine and faeces flooded in my office. 393 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,316 Whatever fits. 394 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,230 "Whatever fits"? 395 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,908 In cooperation with the county police, 396 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:15,159 we have begun an active investigation into the cause of the flooding. 397 00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,949 And our suspects include several of our own students... 398 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:23,915 I want to know why this filth is being taught to our children. 399 00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:36,190 Kitty, I would appreciate if you would wait... 400 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:42,999 Dr Cole, not only am I a teacher, but I am also a parent of a Middlesex child. 401 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:48,519 Therefore I am the only person here who transcends the parent-teacher bridge. 402 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:56,512 (FRANK) Don't worry. You got away with it. 403 00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:59,957 I have in my hand Graham Greene's "The Destructors". 404 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:05,035 This short story is part of my daughter's English assignment. 405 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:11,031 In this story, several children destroy an elderly man's house from inside out. 406 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,914 (EERIE HUMMING) 407 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,396 How can you do that? 408 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:39,279 And how do they do this? They flood the house by breaking through a water main. 409 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,032 I can do anything I want. 410 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,558 And so can you. 411 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,751 (APPLAUSE) 412 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,077 And I think that this garbage should be removed! 413 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:57,757 Excuse me. What is the real issue here? The PTA doesn't ban books. 414 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:03,757 The PTA must acknowledge that pornography is being taught in our curriculum! 415 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:09,279 - It's meant to be ironic. - Excuse me. Go back to grad school. 416 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:13,354 Why did you make me flood the school? 417 00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:18,711 They are in great danger. 418 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,997 Do you even know who Graham Greene is? 419 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,992 I think we have all seen "Bonanza". 420 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:32,235 Well, um... while we are on other topics... 421 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,789 Where do you come from? 422 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,073 Do you believe in time travel? 423 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,236 (SAMANTHA) Who are you talking to? 424 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:49,708 I was just taking my pills, Sam. 425 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,878 A storm is coming, Frank says. 426 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,992 A storm that will swallow the children, 427 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:10,515 And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain. 428 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:16,670 I'll deliver them back to their doorsteps, send the monsters back to the underground. 429 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:20,793 I'll send them back to a place where no one else can see them. 430 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,150 Except for me. 431 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:26,993 Because I am Donnie Darko. 432 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,353 Who is Frank? 433 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:46,350 - A six-foot-tall bunny rabbit. - (GIGGLING) 434 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:57,117 In these modern times, our attitude and beliefs are so delicate, so fragile. 435 00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:02,394 I have had a Cunning Vision. This vision has released me. 436 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:07,628 It's important that our lifeline be rejuvenated, so that we can breathe again. 437 00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,796 It's time to breathe. 438 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,910 It is time to breathe. 439 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,436 Thank you, Jim Cunningham. 440 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,989 Thank you, Jim Cunningham. 441 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:25,080 So now let us begin Lifeline Exercise Number One. Please press stop now. 442 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:37,479 As you can see, the lifeline is divided into two polar extremes. 443 00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,636 Fear and love. 444 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:44,078 Fear is in the negative energy spectrum. 445 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:48,279 - Love is in the positive energy spectrum. - No, duh (!) 446 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:53,036 Excuse me? "No, duh" is a product of fear. 447 00:44:54,480 --> 00:45:00,953 Now, on each card is a character dilemma which applies to the lifeline. 448 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,310 Please... Take this. Thank you. 449 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,719 Please read each character dilemma aloud 450 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:14,913 and place an "X" on the lifeline in the appropriate place. 451 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:17,592 Cherita? 452 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,077 "Juanita has an important math test today. 453 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:32,717 "She's known about the test for several weeks, but has not studied. 454 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:39,393 "In order to keep from failing, Juanita decides to cheat on the math test." 455 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,756 Good. Good. Very good. 456 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,752 Mr Darko. 457 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,040 "Ling Ling finds a wallet filled with money. 458 00:45:57,240 --> 00:46:01,711 "She takes it to the address on the driver's licence but keeps the money." 459 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,520 I'm sorry, Miss Farmer. I don't get this. 460 00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:08,513 Just place an "X" in the appropriate place. 461 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:14,878 I know what to do, but you can't lump things into two categories. 462 00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:18,516 The lifeline is divided that way. 463 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:21,188 Well, life isn't that simple. I mean... 464 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:26,599 Who cares if Ling Ling keeps the money? It has nothing to do with fear or love. 465 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:32,432 - They are the deepest human emotions. - 0K. But you're not listening to me. 466 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:37,475 There are other things to take into account, the whole spectrum of human emotion. 467 00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:41,912 You can't just lump everything into two categories and deny everything else! 468 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:46,119 If you don't complete the assignment, you'll get a zero. 469 00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:54,156 Donald, let me preface this by saying 470 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:59,832 that your Iowa Test scores are... intimidating. 471 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,478 So... 472 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:08,672 Let's go over this again. What exactly did you say to Miss Farmer? 473 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:16,671 I'll tell you. He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus! 474 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,480 (STIFLES LAUGHTER WITH C0UGH) 475 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:37,876 Nobody cares about responsibility, morality, family values... 476 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,830 Kitty... Excuse us, please. 477 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,629 They've suspended him from after-school activities for six months. 478 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:59,949 Since this jet engine fiasco, I don't know what's gotten into... 479 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:06,190 I'll say this because our daughters are on the dance team together and I respect you, 480 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:11,599 but after witnessing your son's behaviour, I have significant doubts about your... 481 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:19,113 0ur paths through life must be righteous. Go home and look in the mirror 482 00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:23,916 and pray that your son doesn't succumb to the path of fear. 483 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:33,996 Do you remember that weird gym teacher, Mrs Farmer? 484 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:39,194 Yeah. 0K, well, my brother told her to shove a book up her ass today. 485 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:43,188 And then my parents just bought him all this new shit. 486 00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:47,996 Yeah, I know. I wish a jet engine would fall on my room. 487 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,509 - Dr Monnitoff. - Donnie. 488 00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,034 Um... 489 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:14,634 I know this is gonna sound kind of weird, but do you know anything about... time travel? 490 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,833 (M0NNIT0FF) A wormhole with an Einstein-Rosen bridge, 491 00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:27,392 which is theoretically a wormhole in space controlled by man. 492 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:35,279 So, according to Hawking, a wormhole may be able to provide a short cut 493 00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:38,233 for jumping between two distant regions of space-time. 494 00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:43,468 So to travel back in time, you have to have a spaceship faster than the speed of light. 495 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,592 - Theoretically. - And be able to find a wormhole. 496 00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,360 The basic principles of time travel are there. 497 00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:53,189 Your vessel and portal. Your vessel can be anything. 498 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:56,398 - Like a DeLorean? - Metal craft of any kind. 499 00:49:56,600 --> 00:50:02,277 You know, I love that movie. It's so... like, futuristic, you know? 500 00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:07,514 Listen, um... don't tell anybody that I gave you this. 501 00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:12,919 Woman who wrote this used to teach here. She was a nun long before that. 502 00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:17,790 Then overnight she became this entirely different person. 503 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,231 She up and left the church, wrote this book... 504 00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:25,596 She started teaching science, right here at Middlesex. 505 00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:28,836 "The Philosophy 0f Time Travel". 506 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,516 Roberta Sparrow? 507 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:34,472 That's right. 508 00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:39,592 Roberta Sparrow? 509 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,396 Roberta Sparrow. 510 00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:03,796 Grandma Death. 511 00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:25,357 It's called "The Philosophy 0f Time Travel". 512 00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:29,957 - What does philosophy have to do with it? - Guess who wrote it. 513 00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:31,434 Who? 514 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,597 Roberta Sparrow. Huh! She wrote a book. 515 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:40,473 - Grandma Death wrote a book. - That's a terrible nickname. 516 00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:44,671 We almost ran her down the other day. 517 00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:49,670 She lives in that piece of crap house, and you know she's loaded. 518 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:54,431 - You're right. - She was known for her gem collection. 519 00:51:54,640 --> 00:52:00,112 Kids used to go up there all the time and try to steal stuff from her. 520 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,351 She became a total recluse. 521 00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:08,794 Huh! I didn't know she was alive till we damn near knocked her down. 522 00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,869 (DONNIE) She was just standing in the road, frozen. 523 00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:19,072 I walked over to see if she was OK. 524 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,595 And she whispered in my ear. 525 00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:25,389 - What did she say? - I think Frank wants me to talk to her. 526 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:29,229 He asked if I knew about time travel. 527 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:34,878 She wrote a book about it, so that can't be a coincidence, right? 528 00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,036 What did she say to you? 529 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,276 She said that every living creature on earth dies alone. 530 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:49,311 How did that make you feel? 531 00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,438 It reminded me of my dog Callie. 532 00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:02,918 She died when I was eight and she crawled underneath the... the porch. 533 00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,476 To die. 534 00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:12,989 To be alone. 535 00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:16,393 Do you feel alone right now? 536 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,070 I don't know... 537 00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:28,635 I'd like to believe I'm not, but I just... 538 00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:34,039 I've just never seen any proof, so I just don't debate it any more. 539 00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:40,429 I could spend my whole life debating it over and over and still wouldn't have proof, 540 00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:43,996 so I just don't debate it any more. 541 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,156 It's absurd. 542 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:50,758 The search for God is absurd? 543 00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:56,473 It is if everyone dies alone. 544 00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:58,676 Does that scare you? 545 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,514 I don't want to be alone. 546 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,429 (CLASSICAL MUSIC) 547 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,994 And his tapes have made me realise 548 00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:24,672 that for the last 39 years, I have been a prisoner of my own fear. 549 00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,791 Fear. 550 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,833 You have got to meet this Jim Cunningham. 551 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:33,508 I can't believe he's single. 552 00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:38,311 (COMMENTATOR) It has been a disappointing night for these Super Bowl champions. 553 00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:42,798 (2ND COMMENTATOR) You're right, Dan. Coach Joe Gibbs is on the sidelines. 554 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:46,595 He's gotta be thinking, "What happened? What went wrong tonight?" 555 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,439 - (DAN) And here's the kick. - 0h! 556 00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:51,552 It's no good... 557 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,718 - Shit, we need a quarterback. - We need a miracle. 558 00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:59,988 - We need to go for a safety. - What the future holds for this MVP, 559 00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,760 we'll have to wait and see. 560 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:13,836 You guys want anything? 561 00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:19,114 (TV) This week on "Who's The Boss?" Samantha borrows Tony's van 562 00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,396 and gets caught without a licence. 563 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:24,956 (DAN) Better make sure we don't miss that one. 564 00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:29,911 Here we are again. Fourth down now... 565 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,798 (DIST0RTED TV V0ICES) 566 00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,916 (W0MAN SINGING "AVE MARIA") 567 00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:49,110 (JET ENGINES R0AR BY) 568 00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:08,997 - (BELL RINGS) - (TEACHER) Tomorrow, we meet our partners 569 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,634 for the Young Inventors' Fair. 570 00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:28,636 What if you could go back in time and take those hours of pain 571 00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,229 and replace them with something better? 572 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:34,716 - Like images? - Yeah, a Hawaiian sunset 573 00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:36,672 or the Grand Canyon. 574 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:42,273 - Things that remind you how beautiful... - We've been going together for two weeks. 575 00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:44,038 Yeah? 576 00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:49,192 Well, I er... I... 577 00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:52,116 You want to kiss me? 578 00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:02,232 - I'm sorry, I... - Look, Donnie, wait. I just... 579 00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:07,958 - Well, I like you a lot. - I just want it to be at a time when... it... 580 00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:12,073 - When what? - When it reminds me just... 581 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:16,116 When it reminds you how beautiful the world can be? 582 00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,792 Yeah. 583 00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:22,478 And there's some fat guy staring at us. 584 00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:56,156 I don't think telling any woman to forcibly insert an object up her anus 585 00:58:56,360 --> 00:59:00,035 is something that should go without consequence. 586 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:05,998 I think we should buy him a moped. 587 00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:10,600 I think we should get a divorce. 588 00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:25,189 - You won't tell Mom, will you? - Why would I? 589 00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:28,392 - You tell Mom everything. - No, I don't. 590 00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:35,274 - Let me see it. - No, it's not finished. It's... 591 00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:37,232 0K. It's cool. 592 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,195 That's scary. 593 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:49,870 You think? 594 00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:54,029 Thank you for seeing us at such late notice. 595 00:59:54,240 --> 01:00:00,588 - We both felt we should come and discuss... - What I think is going on with your son. 596 01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:02,432 Yes. 597 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:06,510 Um... Well, he's er... 598 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:11,631 You know about his past, and he was suspended from school 599 01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:13,796 for insulting his gym teacher. 600 01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:18,318 I'm not sure that's a good example. I think he had just cause. 601 01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:22,439 Rose, let me lay out what I believe is happening here. 602 01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:32,915 Donnie's aggressive behaviour... his increased detachment from reality, 603 01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:38,188 seem to stem from his inability to cope with the forces in the world 604 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,550 that he perceives to be threatening. 605 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,156 Has he ever told you about Frank? 606 01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:54,831 Frank? 607 01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:56,798 Yes, the giant bunny rabbit. 608 01:00:58,160 --> 01:00:59,434 The what? 609 01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:08,675 I don't recall him ever having mentioned a rabbit. 610 01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:13,271 Donnie is experiencing what is commonly called a daylight hallucination. 611 01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:30,759 This is a common occurrence among paranoid schizophrenics. 612 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:38,272 - What can we do? - I would like to do more hypnotherapy... 613 01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,590 ...and increase his medication. 614 01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:54,553 Whatever will help him, really, is... That's why we're here. 615 01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:59,959 We just would like him to experience some relief. 616 01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:03,994 So if you think that more medication will do that, 617 01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:08,669 then I think we should give it a try.