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I've got to say, I can cope with
lots of different feelings at once.
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I can be totally happy
yet quite ill at the same time.
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I'm really consumed with doubts about
life and also a disregard for death.
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This combination is perfectly possible
if your spirit is strong,
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if you're robust. I mean, for someone
who wants to fight to the bitter end
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and is as cynical as the King of Siam.
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Someone like me.
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I've got that in me,
that doubting and moods that change.
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I'd even go as far as to say that
those feelings dictate my work.
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Apart from that, I just blunder along.
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Looking to see
which way the wind is blowing
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and making sure I don't crack up.
That's all.
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The price of fame?
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It's a strange phenomenon. I make no
secret of the fact that I live in Ostend
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and people do come and bother me
now and then.
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Some even go as far as ringing the
doorbell and asking for an autograph.
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Sometimes there are young chicks
who think I'll want to fuck them.
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Strange people, strange visitors.
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Like yesterday. Three handicapped guys
came round yesterday.
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Real losers.
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And they were handicapped as well.
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They had a rock band without a drummer
and they were looking for a drummer.
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I asked how come they'd come to me
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and the first one said
that his mother had thought of me.
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The second one shouted that
he'd heard I was good at drumming.
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The third one didn't say anything.
He just sat there, staring at my girl.
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Dangerous guy. He was the singer.
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And his handicap was a speech
impediment. He spoke with a lisp.
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Usually you can't really refer to a lisp
as a handicap but in his case you could.
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He'd also been to prison for assault.
More than once.
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He said that he kind of specialised
in assault at the time.
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Koen De Geyter
mainly used to beat up women.
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The arrogant fucking bitches.
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I'd like to drag their kissers open,
if you get me.
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The way they take a drag on a cigarette.
You ever seen one take a drag?
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Eh? Have you?
- Yes, every day.
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How they suck on it with their stupid
lips. I'd like to drag them open.
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Get what I mean? Get it?
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Watch 'em next time. I've seen 'em.
I'm not taking that!
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And how they always
step in the puddles when it rains.
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Never round them, in them.
As if they don't see the puddles.
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No, can't say I've ever noticed that.
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And how they use the phone.
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Ever noticed that?
How they use the phone?
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A bitch on a phone...
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I'd like to beat the hell out of her.
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I'd like to shove the phone
down their kisser.
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And when they park...
They're finally parked OK
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and then they go forward a bit.
And backward a bit.
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And then forward again.
And backward again. And forward again.
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And backward again.
And then they're parked OK.
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The second one had a stiff arm.
Well, he had an arm he couldn't bend.
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He was gay, although
he didn't really look like a faggot.
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He was the one
who kept on about his mother,
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which made me decide that
his interminable mother complex
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could be regarded as a handicap.
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His name was Jan Verbeek, the only
child of Gaston and Suzanne Verbeek.
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His future looked bright
in a world like this one.
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And the family bathed in bliss,
as it were.
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But then it all went wrong.
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And how come Jan's got a stiff arm
and his mother is bald,
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I don't know.
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But Koen says that
it's to do with Jan's first love.
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Apparently it was
a traumatic experience.
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My arm! My arm! Go away.
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One day, mowing his grass
became too much for Pa Verbeek.
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From then on Jan had to do
the household jobs.
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Loser!
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The third one was almost deaf.
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Even though, at first glance,
he looked blind.
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His name is Ivan, he was the guitarist
with the band without a drummer.
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Ivan thinks being deaf is the most
ridiculous handicap someone can have.
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Ivan wanted to become a rock star.
Deaf people don't become rock stars.
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"You're better off blind," he said.
"You've got more chance.
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A blind man playing is so pathetic
you're behind him,
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even if it's only out of pity."
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He was married to Marleen
and they had a child, Mia.
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Look! What's this?
What's this?
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I can't play without taking something.
- I know, it's the same every week.
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What?
- It's the same every week.
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I'm telling you,
it's gonna be my day today.
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The guys were at the door.
I just let them in.
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What a bunch of losers!
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They're handicapped. Just look at them.
- Smell them. They stink.
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Fantastic, eh? Three handicapped guys
with a rock band without a drummer,
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looking for fame. And success.
- They want your success.
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That's obvious, isn't it?
- Darling, we'll use them.
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There's a story in this.
What do you want?
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We've been fans for ages. We've seen you
on TV... your books... interviews.
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You're quite well known, eh?
- We read that you could play the drums.
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00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,876
What?
- He can play the drums.
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Yes, we need a drummer.
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But I think there's a problem.
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Is there? What?
- Eh?
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What problem?
- You're not handicapped.
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The fourth band member
also has to have a handicap.
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But you knew I wasn't handicapped.
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Doesn't have to be much. A mole or
a wart or something that you can't see.
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Dries, you haven't got a handicap.
- What? What did she say?
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That's it then, guys.
No handicap, no drummer in your band.
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Yes, but...
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Can you play?
- He doesn't want to.
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Can't he play the drums?
- I'll think about it. Come back later.
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What?
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He'll think about it. We'll come back.
- Tomorrow?
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Right.
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I told you.
- We're off.
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He's much too clean.
- I could only ask, eh?
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You can see he's much too clean.
- Come on. Now isn't the right time.
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Dries speaking.
- De Geyter here. I forgot something.
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What?
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The band's only going to perform once.
Just one performance and that's it.
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OK. Now I've got you on the phone,
I will join the band.
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Really? Great! What about the handicap?
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I've got a handicap, quite a
conspicuous one. I can't play the drums.
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Oh. OK.
- And I've got a good name for the band.
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The Feminists.
- The what? Feminists?
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Yes, four handicapped guys
are just as good
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as four feminist bitches? Get it?
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Oh. Yes. OK. See you tomorrow.
Say hello to Lio.
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OK. See you tomorrow.
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Who was that?
- Koen De Geyter.
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What a sucker! You say you can't play
the drums and he just believes you.
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I can't play the drums.
- You can.
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And you can speak perfect French.
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Why d'you absolutely want to play
with that fucking band?
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I don't really know. I think
I want to step outside my happy world.
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Descend into
the depths of stupidity, ugliness,
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obtuseness, unfaithfulness and fake.
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Latch onto the life of losers,
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but without belonging to that world
and in the knowledge
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that I can always return
to my own world.
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And to you.
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Ma?
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Ma?
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Ma? Have you gone deaf?
Why don't you answer?
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Is that the next step?
Are you going deaf?
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This is Dries Vanhegen. This is my ma.
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Are you the famous author?
I haven't read any of your books.
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A lot of people say that.
That's the price of fame.
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00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,074
You haven't got a drink. Want a beer?
- No, thanks.
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00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,748
Are there any beers?
- You know where the fridge is.
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00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,838
Yes. And where your stupid head is.
- I'm going to check Pa.
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00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,873
Go and check him then.
145
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,436
And you know there's no smoking indoors!
- Don't tell me!
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Tell him...
- Go and see Pa, you filthy slut!
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I've had enough of you!
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00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:33,356
Don't you want anything to drink?
- No, thanks. What's up with your pa?
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00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:39,355
Pa's not well. Now and then we have
to check that he hasn't hurt himself.
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Hurt himself? Could he hang himself?
With an extension lead or something?
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Come outside. I'll show you something.
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Have you lived here long?
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Of course, you can't compare it
to where you live.
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And your pa is upstairs?
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We rehearse here.
We can make a row here.
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Shall I play something?
- Yes, go on.
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This is a bar.
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A bar?
- Yes, with all that beer.
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Right.
- We play here. Just a minute.
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Where did you learn that?
- Dunno. Just tried it.
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Just tried it, fucked around.
How's Pa?
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He'd shit himself again.
- Again? The filthy old bugger.
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I hear you can't play the drums?
- No.
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00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,355
Is there something you can do?
- Yes.
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00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:12,237
I can see from a long way away
if someone is wearing a wig.
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Get out!
- Do something about your fridge, slut!
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Take him outside! Outside, I said!
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I'm going. My arm! Calm down.
- Get out of here!
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Fucking whore!
- Shut your face!
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Her wig is a bit of a sore point.
- She doesn't always wear it.
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What's up with your pa? Is he ill?
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Eh?
- Yes, he's...
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Haven't you got a job?
- I'm on the dole.
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I get money like that.
So why get a job?
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Got a light?
- What?
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00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,477
Got a light?
- Hang on.
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Give that here.
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We thought about doing
a cover of Devo's Mongoloid.
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Mongoloid? That goes with our image.
- Mongols, handicapped.
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Because we are, aren't we?
- I'm not a mongol.
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Isn't that the same thing? Handicapped
or mongol, that's the same thing. Fuck!
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00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,478
What's going on?
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Fuck!
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00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,948
My head, man!
- Take it easy!
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00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:16,799
What about that cover?
- Devo's Mongoloid, man!
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Who?
- Mongoloid.
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Oh, right.
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Where's that fuckin' Moroccan?
How long have we been here?
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How's your pa?
- What about my pa?
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How long has he been there like that?
- Don't know. A long time.
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00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,669
I feel sorry for your ma.
- Yes, so do I.
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She's some crazy babe and
she's stuck with your pa.
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00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:44,397
How long since she's had sex?
- Don't start, eh? Don't start.
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00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,875
How long?
- Please don't start.
195
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I'm not starting. I'm just asking you
a question, that's all.
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00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:51,875
Eh?
- I don't know.
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00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:56,153
I think she's some crazy babe.
- You'd know that better than me.
198
00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:01,672
I wouldn't mind fuckin' her.
Her big tits really turn me on.
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00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,393
Shut your kisser!
200
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:07,398
No, I won't shut my kisser.
I think she's one hot bitch.
201
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,353
I wanna shoot between her tits.
- Fuck off, man.
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00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,791
You fuck off!
- You can get it yourself.
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00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:31,674
Don't laugh like that, man.
- I was doing OK, wasn't I?
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00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,715
Sing a bit quieter. I can't hear myself.
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00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,514
OK. Three, two, one...
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I don't know the lyrics,
you'll have to sing.
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Fucking hell, man.
Can't you sing a bit quieter?
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That's quiet, isn't it?
209
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,759
I can't hear myself, Ivan.
Can you sing a bit quieter?
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00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,394
Sing on your own.
- That's not so difficult, is it?
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Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid,
happier than you and me.
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00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,479
Come on, again.
- Do I have to sing?
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00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,989
Shut your kisser! May I?
- Shall I sing?
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00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,758
OK. Three, two, one...
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Fuckin' hell, man!
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I wanna fuck you.
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00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:35,350
Not now, Jan'll be home any minute.
You mustn't.
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Come here.
- Hey!
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Calm down!
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I wanna poke my dick in your pussy.
- Leave me alone.
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00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,915
Fuckin' hell, come here.
- I said no.
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00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:50,591
Come on, Jan's not here. Don't go on.
Fuckin' hell. Come on.
223
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,870
No!
- Come on!
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00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:57,119
I'm really gonna give you one.
- And what'll you do if Jan comes home?
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00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:03,279
Let me have that pussy! You've got
a sexy stomach. Fuckin' hell!
226
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,948
What a sexy fuckin' stomach!
227
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,279
Will you stop it?
- What a sexy stomach!
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Get off!
229
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,638
D'you want a kick in the balls?
230
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,394
Bad drumming doesn't come easily.
231
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:21,869
Of course not. You can play the drums.
- Yes, but I can't do it.
232
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,389
It's really difficult.
233
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,158
And the number?
234
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,479
They're pleased.
- Are they?
235
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,274
Yes, it's a good number.
- But can those guys play?
236
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:34,074
They're fantastic musicians.
237
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:40,592
You wouldn't say so to look at them.
They look like a bunch of mongols.
238
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,712
Well, they really are
fantastic musicians. All of them.
239
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,388
They're good. Really good.
We're doing well.
240
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:32,509
Who's that?
- What?
241
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,351
What is he doing here?
- He's come to watch.
242
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,630
Chuck that faggot out!
- He's come to watch.
243
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,111
Verbeek, chuck that pansy out.
- But he's just come to watch!
244
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:39,679
Fuck, are you asleep again?
- I was just dozing off.
245
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,713
You mean you've been asleep all day!
- Yeah, sure!
246
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:48,358
Get him a beer! I'm going to
get some cigarettes. Hurry up!
247
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,120
I'm doing it!
- Jesus!
248
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,273
Not for me, thanks.
- No?
249
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:57,559
What does he do for work?
- He just messes about. Fucks around.
250
00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,308
Just fucks around.
251
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:06,158
Is it a boy or a girl?
- Hasn't got a cock or tits.
252
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:08,590
So it's a little girl.
- Yeah.
253
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,155
What about you? Are you that writer?
- Yes.
254
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:14,158
Haven't read any of your books.
- Can you read?
255
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,275
I'm not really interested in reading.
256
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,472
Did you go to school?
- Until I was 15.
257
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,870
So, yeah. Got a cigarette?
258
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,158
Yes. Here you are.
259
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,873
Thanks. I stink.
- Yeah, you do.
260
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,399
My cunt does too.
- Your cunt?
261
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:36,669
Yeah. Of fish. Rotten fish.
262
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,638
Are you happy about that?
263
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:44,310
What can you do about it? If it stinks,
it stinks. It's probably rotten.
264
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,750
We used to have a gardener
and his cock was all sticky.
265
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,793
He stank of pigeon shit,
the whole thing did.
266
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,392
His cock stank of pigeon shit?
- Yeah. And it was all sticky.
267
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,716
What are you talking about now?
268
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,718
Are you moaning again?
- No.
269
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:06,277
Do you have to moan, the one time that
we've got a visitor? Aren't you happy?
270
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,678
Yeah, yeah.
- We'll be on stage together next week.
271
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,552
Yeah, right!
- Drop dead first.
272
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,512
What?
- I'm off. Bye.
273
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,472
Say hello to Lio.
274
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,592
Who's this?
- This is Christine.
275
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,559
Christine is
the Minister for Hygiene's daughter.
276
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:13,639
Hygiene? Then your vagina
won't stick of rotten fish, will it?
277
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:55,949
Hello. Dries speaking.
278
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,755
Hello Dries. It's Christine here.
From yesterday. We slept together.
279
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:02,997
Yes. I know who you are.
What d'you want?
280
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,589
I rang to ask something.
281
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,473
If it's for sex,
you'll have to wait until Lio's home.
282
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,797
I only have sex with other women
if Lio's there.
283
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,639
No, it's not for sex.
Well, that's not the main reason.
284
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,400
I want to ask you something.
- Do you? What?
285
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,639
I'm in the middle of writing my thesis
and I'm doing a survey.
286
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,116
What kind of thesis?
- For my sociology degree.
287
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,073
The title is Collective Sorrow.
288
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:32,558
Good title. I'm mad about titles.
Ask your question.
289
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:37,311
What were you thinking, I mean,
I'd like to know where you were,
290
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:41,479
what you thought and
what was the first thing you said etc.
291
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,399
when you heard that
King Boudewijn had died?
292
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,273
Well, well. Sweet Christine,
293
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,631
with your inspiring tits and
a cunt you can drink honey out of.
294
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:54,071
So you think that
events such as the death
295
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:58,512
of His Majesty King Boudewijn the First
lead to collective sorrow?
296
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,518
Darling. Firstly,
collective sorrow doesn't exist.
297
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,073
Secondly, it'd only happen
298
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,636
if the price of petrol or bread
suddenly shot through the roof.
299
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,671
But not when someone dies.
300
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,272
Certainly not a moronic arsehole
like King Boudewijn.
301
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:16,996
OK, for the first few days
after something like that
302
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,794
there may be
a sort of collective surprise.
303
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:24,915
A collective "who'd have thought?" and
"last week he looked so well on the TV".
304
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:28,192
But you can't call that
collective sorrow, you horny bitch.
305
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:32,313
It's not the sort of sorrow
you can write a whole thesis about.
306
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,876
Because, like I said,
collective sorrow doesn't exist.
307
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,440
There's only personal sorrow.
308
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,918
The King of Siam was the last king to
almost provoke something collective.
309
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:50,113
Do you still want to take part or not?
- Yes, of course. Why not?
310
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:54,871
What did you think when you heard
that King Boudewijn had died?
311
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,359
At 3 o'clock that night
Lio went to bed to go to sleep
312
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,836
and there was plaintive,
almost unbearable music on the radio.
313
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:06,872
Then I realised
there'd either been a terrible disaster
314
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,275
or someone very important had died.
315
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,950
Whose trip across the Styx
was accompanied by strange music
316
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:16,197
that wasn't constantly interrupted by
the usual DJ bullshit.
317
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,960
It wasn't me. I was still alive.
318
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:24,188
Not Phoebe or Gloria, I could feel
their heartbeat in my arteries as usual.
319
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,000
Nor my mother,
she'd already passed on.
320
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,673
And suddenly I knew.
321
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,838
It was the king.
It had to be him.
322
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:09,879
Lio.
323
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:12,834
Lio.
324
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,793
The king has died.
325
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,750
Yes? What do you want?
326
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,554
I've come to get you for the rehearsal.
- Rehearsal?
327
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:13,389
We've got to rehearse. Come on.
- I'll get my jacket and I'll be down.
328
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,315
There he is. Verbeek.
329
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,158
You shaking, man?
- No, I'm not shaking.
330
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,716
Is something up?
- No.
331
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,512
No?
- No, nothing's up.
332
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,473
Hello.
- Fuckin' hell! We've had it!
333
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:45,514
Why? What's the problem?
- Harry Mulisch is going to Leffinge.
334
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:48,109
Who?
- Harry Mulisch. Hard rockers.
335
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,673
D'you know them?
- Yes.
336
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,872
What's the problem?
What does it matter if they're going?
337
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,629
I bumped into the singer yesterday.
- Yeah, Big Dick.
338
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:57,795
Big Dick?
339
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,878
They call him Big Dick.
Stop interrupting me!
340
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,275
It's almost weekend,
I'd like to cut my grass.
341
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,597
What?
- A play on words, a metaphor. Jesus!
342
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,995
Why do they call him Big Dick?
343
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,158
If they called him Big Cunt
he'd be a woman.
344
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,590
I was in a bar yesterday with Big Dick.
345
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:18,789
Which bar?
- Christ, I don't know what it's called.
346
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,992
Carry on, Van Dorpe.
It doesn't matter which bar it was.
347
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:26,830
I was sitting there with Big Cunt...
Big Dick, having a quiet chat.
348
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:31,955
Suddenly he says, "Harry Mulisch is
taking part in the rally in Leffinge."
349
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,435
I say, "So are The Feminists."
"Who?" he asks.
350
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:38,030
"The Feminists," I say.
He doesn't know what I'm on about.
351
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:42,836
I told him we've got a new band.
352
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,678
And that we... No.
353
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:50,034
And that we've got a new number,
a brand new number, Deep Fish.
354
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:56,236
To cut a long story short,
he's also got a number called Deep Fish.
355
00:36:56,440 --> 00:37:02,231
He says one of us just has to
write a new number or change the name.
356
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,718
That'd be ridiculous, with two...
- What?
357
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,672
If there are two bands with...
358
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,792
What's the problem? Harry Mulisch
can write another number.
359
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,675
No, he said
we have to write another number.
360
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,110
And why did
the moronic arsehole say that?
361
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,995
He said that he'd written Deep Fish
five years ago.
362
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:25,557
Fantastic. To which you replied that
we'd written Deep Fish six years ago.
363
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,832
That we wrote Deep Fish six years ago.
364
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:32,555
I didn't say that.
I said we'd written it two weeks ago.
365
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:36,389
Fantastic. Brilliant, Van Dorpe. Thanks.
366
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:40,149
Thanks. He also said that
if we dare to play Deep Fish,
367
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,193
he'll climb on the stage
and smash us all in the kisser.
368
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,311
The kisser?
- Ever been thumped by him?
369
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:49,513
We're playing Deep Fish, not Harry
Mulisch. I'll have a talk with Big Dick.
370
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:53,395
D'you know him?
- We were both students of Dutch.
371
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:54,874
What?
372
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:59,918
Students of Dutch?
- Is your chick as hot as she looks?
373
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,552
Want me to come?
374
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:22,676
Did you know my dad was the first
one round here to bring in darkies?
375
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,836
Your father?
- Yes, my father.
376
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:30,558
He was an eel seller. He sold eels.
Skinned eels and stuff.
377
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:34,673
Maybe that's why I've got a big dick.
- Could be.
378
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:39,635
He was fed up with employing Belgians,
he thought they didn't work hard.
379
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,912
He had the chance to import
an Indian guy, a dark guy.
380
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:47,113
A dark Indian, a real Indian.
So he imported the Indian.
381
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,675
He came to work for us.
A good guy, a decent guy.
382
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,189
But he kept talking about
'fickie fickie'.
383
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,312
"You have done fickie fickie?" he asked.
- What's that?
384
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,750
'Fickie fickie'.
- Oh!
385
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,919
All the darkies come here
to fuck our women.
386
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,997
We should send 'em all fuckin' back!
387
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,829
He brought his wife over.
They bred like rabbits.
388
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:10,316
I think the whole of Ostend is
full of Indians. Fuckin' hell!
389
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:15,429
And we pay for them.
- Right, and we pay for them.
390
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,396
They receive benefits and we...
391
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,751
We mustn't say anything,
otherwise they say you're a racist.
392
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,077
Fuckin' hell!
393
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,670
Jesus, look who it is!
What do you want?
394
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,517
How are you?
- Fine. Take a seat. Want a drink?
395
00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:34,995
Or are you on the wagon
like all the old drunks?
396
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:39,318
Water.
- Water! Erna, two beers and a water.
397
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,119
Jesus, just look at you.
398
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,995
Who'd have thought
you'd become famous?
399
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,798
Happened by accident.
- By accident? The luck of the devil!
400
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,309
How's your career going?
- My career?
401
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,956
Have you started that book yet?
- Yeah, I've already started my book.
402
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,871
I do fuck all! Fuck all!
403
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:04,835
In the evening I rehearse with
Harry Mulisch. That's my rock band.
404
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:09,397
We're going to take part in
the first big rock rally of Leffinge.
405
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:13,434
I'll give it to you in black and white,
you ugly walnut, we're going to win.
406
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,517
'The first big rock competition
of Leffinge' is a stupid name.
407
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:20,837
And 'Give it to you in black and
white' is a stupid expression.
408
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:23,958
Anything else you want to know?
409
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:27,630
Big Dick. Why do they call you that?
410
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,752
Is it metaphorical?
- Metaphorical, my arse.
411
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,432
Erna! Come here, you whore.
412
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,871
Show our visitor
why they call me Big Dick.
413
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,150
Come on, bitch. Come on.
414
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,836
Go on, show him.
415
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,352
It's something else, eh?
416
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,598
I made this. With my cock.
417
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,039
My creation.
418
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,758
Amazing, eh?
419
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:01,912
Jesus, it stinks in here!
420
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,594
I think she wants a piss.
Let's get out of here.
421
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:09,631
I get it, Erna.
422
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,630
Sorry.
- Sorry, my arse.
423
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:17,311
There's nothing she likes more than
showing her exploded rat to visitors.
424
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,595
Don't you think
'exploded rat' sounds stupid?
425
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,872
Yeah. Anything else?
- The Deep Fish matter.
426
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,868
It's very simple.
The Feminists axe their version
427
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:30,150
and we don't. As simple as Simon.
428
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,429
I've got one suggestion.
- Don't bother.
429
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:39,110
Give me a piece of paper and a pen.
- Erna, a piece of paper and a pen
430
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:40,833
for the writer here.
431
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,395
Fuckin' hell, you slow bitch!
Come on!
432
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:47,994
Back in your cage!
433
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,671
What are you doing?
- Just a minute.
434
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,518
Tell me when you've finished.
- Here you are.
435
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:09,350
If you get rid of Deep Fish,
you can have these lyrics.
436
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,272
Fuckin' hell!
437
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,391
How do you do that?
438
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,558
This is a good number.
It's a good number.
439
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:22,393
This is a mega hit.
440
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,955
But how do you do that?
Let's have a drink to it.
441
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:28,709
Erna, four beers and a water.
- No, thanks. I'm off.
442
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,559
Five beers and no water.
- See you in Leffinge?
443
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,637
Make sure you come second.
- You too.
444
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,079
Hey.
445
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,396
Who are you?
- This is our roadie.
446
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,591
Roadie? Who are you?
447
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,995
He's coming to Leffinge
to help with things.
448
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,668
Who are you?
- I'm Dorian.
449
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,440
Roadie. He's coming...
- He asked me to...
450
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,871
To come so that...
- And take things down, etc.
451
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,036
D'you fuck him?
452
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:56,754
No, it's just to help.
- D'you fuck him?
453
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:00,270
Yes. But that's got nothing to do
with it, as long as the work is done.
454
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:04,075
What's all the row for?
- Will you go away, Ma Verbeek?
455
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:08,796
This is a meeting between The Feminists'
drummer, bass player and roadie.
456
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,672
Don't you understand Flemish?
457
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,398
Get out of here, Ma.
Go inside and do some cleaning.
458
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,751
Fuck off!
Don't stick your nose in.
459
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,517
Is it OK? Can he come?
- Yes.
460
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:23,994
Is it OK? He can come?
461
00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:31,712
Verbeek. Verbeek!
462
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,035
Two things:
463
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:38,031
Firstly,
no French-kissing the roadie in public.
464
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:41,038
OK.
- And something else, Dorian.
465
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:45,153
Where were you when you heard
King Boudewijn had farted his last fart?
466
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,955
His last fart?
- When you heard he was dead, you pansy!
467
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:52,914
He was dead? Where was I?
- Yes. You're quick on the uptake!
468
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,588
You and I are gonna have
some good discussions!
469
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,360
I'll repeat the question,
in case you've forgotten.
470
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,472
Where were you
when King Boudewijn died?
471
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,591
I don't really know.
- Just answer!
472
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,358
That's ages ago.
- Is that hard?
473
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:09,872
No, it's not hard but...
- Where were you? Answer me.
474
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:13,038
I heard it on the radio, I think.
Yes, on the radio.
475
00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:17,836
In my bedroom. I was in bed.
- Who were you in bed with?
476
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:20,918
Eh? Who were you in bed with?
- Koen's not coming today.
477
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:25,716
What's the matter with him?
- Problems. Serious ones.
478
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,593
Shall I go and see him?
- Yeah, go and see him.
479
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,233
Right.
- Shall I come too?
480
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,671
No, stay here. I'm off.
See you later.
481
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,033
Where were you?
482
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,953
Where?
- We had a rehearsal.
483
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:52,709
Oh. How did it go?
- Brilliantly. With no singer.
484
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,998
There's blood on the wall.
485
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,397
Yeah, so?
I hit her and made her nose bleed.
486
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,636
Who?
- Who?
487
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,432
A filthy slut from the bar.
488
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:06,159
With dyed blonde hair.
489
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:11,669
She asked for it.
She wanted to come back to my flat.
490
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,916
"OK," I said. "Come on then."
491
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:19,230
What had she done wrong? Smoked
a cigarette? Drunk a glass of wine?
492
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,989
Did she phone someone? Have a hooked
nose? Remind you of your bald SS bitch?
493
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,952
Moronic arsehole!
494
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:28,273
D'you want to sing at Leffinge?
- What d'you think?
495
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,074
So don't call me an arsehole,
you arsehole!
496
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,350
Fine, don't go on!
497
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,074
One of these days
I'm gonna give your Lio one.
498
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,193
Thanks.
499
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:13,915
Dries, you mentioned the King of Siam
before. Can you tell me anything else?
500
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:17,829
I'm not his biographer
but I do know a few things about him.
501
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:24,115
That he was a much-Ioved king. An honest
head of state. That sort of thing.
502
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:28,108
But he was also very active
in other areas.
503
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:31,800
He was also an inventor, for example.
504
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:36,391
Of all the inventions that
can definitely be attributed to him,
505
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:40,036
the game of chess is the most important.
- Chess?
506
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:47,432
De Geyter, where were you when you heard
that King Boudewijn had died?
507
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:48,709
In bed?
508
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:55,430
That impotent postage stamp? King
Boudewijn? His Majesty? That saint?
509
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,437
What's so funny? Eh?
510
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:00,757
What's so funny about the death
of a decent, monogamous man?
511
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:05,317
I'll tell you something. I heard
he sometimes did it with little boys.
512
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:09,308
Verbeek, chuck that pile of shit in
a cesspit and look for another roadie.
513
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:13,559
It was a joke.
- No, seriously. That's what I heard.
514
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,593
You faggots think the world is simple.
515
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:20,395
You think: we're faggots, everyone's
a faggot. The king and the cat too.
516
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,512
I don't like things like that.
Another thing, Dorian.
517
00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:26,188
My drum isn't right.
Are you going to see to it?
518
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,710
I'll see to it.
519
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:33,919
It was a joke.
520
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:40,516
Koen, we still don't know
where you were when the king died.
521
00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:43,154
Look, your sweetheart!
- You here again?
522
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:44,759
Ivan phoned.
- Who?
523
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,916
Ivan. His little daughter has died.
524
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,872
I'll kill her! It's her fault!
525
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:26,229
Where is she?
- What?
526
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:29,512
Where's your wife?
- At her mother's, of course!
527
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:33,429
Things get a bit difficult and
she's off! Instead of being here!
528
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,108
She does fuck all!
- Ivan, how did the kid die?
529
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:37,912
What?
- How did she die?
530
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,554
Don't know.
She'd had stomach ache for three days.
531
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,433
The kid had been lying there crying
for three days.
532
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:46,518
But she does fuck all.
She gave her some coke.
533
00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:48,995
I'm not a doctor. I don't know, man!
534
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,236
I have to cope all by myself.
535
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,351
People like you shouldn't breed.
- What?
536
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:58,519
You shouldn't breed. I've been shouting
that for ever but no one listens.
537
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:04,714
I've got to cope all by myself.
What do I do now? Eh?
538
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:07,115
You can... Fuck!
539
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:11,435
I'm telling you, you can't do anything
about it. Don't you understand?
540
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,916
The kid was lying there crying
for three days. And what does she do?
541
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,998
Ivan!
- She couldn't care less.
542
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:19,758
Come on, let's go to the beach.
543
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:22,190
What?
- To the beach. Come on!
544
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,195
You've got to help me, Dries.
545
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,556
I can't help you.
- Eh?
546
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,432
I can't help you.
547
00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:40,516
I don't know what to do. I haven't...
548
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:46,159
Can't you do anything?
You're an intelligent guy.
549
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:49,710
You could have yourself committed.
- What?
550
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,431
You could have yourself committed.
551
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:10,439
Mother, is Marleen here?
552
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,393
Where are you, slut?
553
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,431
Don't start!
- Where are you?
554
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:16,676
What, don't start?
I'm gonna kill you!
555
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:20,031
I'm gonna kill you.
- Leave me alone!
556
00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:21,559
I'm gonna kill you!
557
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:56,038
Did you hear? With a kitchen knife.
You go at a slut like that with a drill!
558
00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:59,152
De Geyter knows all the answers.
D'you know of a new guitarist?
559
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:00,918
Do you?
- No.
560
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,113
Actually...
561
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:08,077
Dorian used to play the guitar.
562
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:12,478
Of course, Dorian is a fantastic
guitarist. We should've known!
563
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:16,992
Yes, Dorian.
- He can have a go. Can he have a go?
564
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,519
Play something.
565
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:23,389
If it's no good, it's no good.
- Right.
566
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:27,354
Careful. That's Ivan's guitar. If you
break it you'll have to pay for it.
567
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:30,518
He won't break it.
He's played the guitar before.
568
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:47,630
When and where did you learn to do that,
you amazing faggot?
569
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:50,752
That's one problem less.
But now we haven't got a roadie.
570
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,313
We don't really need one.
571
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,353
Jimmy could do it.
- Who?
572
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:55,834
Jimmy.
- That faggot?
573
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:59,112
Are you gonna find someone else?
- Man! Not a faggot!
574
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:03,029
Are you gonna find one?
- Fuckin' hell, two faggots is enough!
575
00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:04,514
Jimmy then.
576
00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:09,599
This is the second millennium, one
faggot more or less makes no difference.
577
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,313
I think it does.
578
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,636
You find someone then.
- Something else.
579
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,273
What?
- He's a faggot
580
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:18,711
but has he got any other handicap?
- Yes.
581
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:20,273
Yes?
- Yes.
582
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,113
Yes, actually.
- Here.
583
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:26,278
Shit, man, what's that? Revolting!
584
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,115
That's revolting.
- D'you mind?
585
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:32,073
It's no secret that
people in rehab centres
586
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:35,238
are used for medical experiments.
587
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:39,558
They tried out some of
the latest techniques on Van Dorpe.
588
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:43,989
Contrary to what you'd expect,
these worked on Ivan.
589
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,118
He could hear again.
590
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,915
When did you go deaf?
- Oh, is sir a doctor?
591
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,270
No, just out of interest.
Pals who...
592
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:02,870
Pals? Are you using the word pals?
You're a rotten baboon!
593
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:08,108
Hey, if you want to know, I'll tell you.
594
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:12,711
One day, I walked past Ma's bedroom door
595
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:16,833
and I looked through the keyhole and
saw her getting off under another guy.
596
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,679
I went deaf right there, on the spot.
- Deaf? Not blind?
597
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:25,238
What are you doing here?
Fuck off, arsehole! Get out!
598
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:29,319
Can everyone just come in?
- It's always the same.
599
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:35,792
I want some dope, man.
My dope's gone.
600
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,468
I want my little girl.
- Your little girl is dead.
601
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,598
Why did you let her eat shit?
602
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:45,430
Maybe 'cos I was high on dope,
out of my head.
603
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,758
Maybe I never saw her eating it.
Maybe I thought it was chocolate.
604
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:59,637
You look at your beer.
Behave, eh? You behave!
605
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:02,513
You too, eh? Behave.
- Got a problem?
606
00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:05,109
I haven't got a problem.
Have you got a problem?
607
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:08,790
I haven't got a problem.
- You haven't got a problem. Nor have I.
608
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,638
You can tell me if you have.
609
00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:14,357
Here's another bunch of pansies!
The Feminists.
610
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:18,269
Big Dick. How are you?
- How are you?
611
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,558
Fine.
- Well?
612
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,237
Want a beer? Beers?
613
00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:29,678
Four beers, five beers and a water.
614
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,716
Dries, is that Big Dick?
- Yes.
615
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:36,151
You talking about me? What d'you want?
- You're Big Dick, so...
616
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:39,511
I'm Big Dick, so?
- Well...
617
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:45,193
I'm Big Dick. Who are you?
Little Cock?
618
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:51,349
Wanna see it, my big dick? Wanna see it?
You can see my big dick. Here you are.
619
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:53,835
Here you are, man.
Here you are.
620
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:55,234
D'you mind?
621
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:58,637
Wow!
- Well?
622
00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:01,390
Is that a big dick or what?
- Yes.
623
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:04,717
Lick it, you filthy faggot!
624
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,593
Lick it then.
- Come to the toilet with me?
625
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:14,558
Go on, get out of here.
I'll fuckin' stick it up your arse!
626
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:19,596
You're never to go with that guy, OK?
627
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,914
You're never to go with that guy!
628
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:29,237
OK, OK. Drop your trousers.
- Wait, wait.
629
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:31,351
Drop your trousers.
- Wait, darling.
630
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,357
I'll put it in. I'll put it in.
631
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:37,519
I'll put it in. Come on.
Give it here. Yes, there.
632
00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:41,030
Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
633
00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:44,391
Yes, more. More.
Not too deep. Not too deep.
634
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,797
Not too deep! Not too deep! No!
635
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,833
Shut up, lowlife!
- Take it out!
636
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:40,276
Fuck! Fuckin' hell!
637
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,395
Fuckin' hell!
638
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:32,957
With you lying there like that,
I can say what I like.
639
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,193
D'you want to know something?
640
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:40,597
I like sucking off cocks.
641
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,513
Have done for a long time.
642
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,798
I sucked off my first dick
when I was sixteen.
643
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:23,996
It's weird, the first time.
644
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,674
Like a cigarette.
Doesn't taste that good.
645
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:56,629
You have to fill it up.
Play everything as much as possible.
646
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:59,479
I played too much.
- Too much?
647
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:02,638
Yes. With his stiff arm.
- The drummer.
648
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:06,913
Everything together. That's best.
- No, just over it.
649
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:10,510
Here's Jimmy. Does it still hurt?
- Does it still hurt?
650
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:14,235
Has it closed yet?
- I'll need a Pamper until I'm fifty!
651
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:18,310
Fuckin' hell.
- What's that?
652
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:21,353
The poster for Leffinge.
Look, here we are.
653
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:24,552
Take it.
- Come on!
654
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:29,515
Harry Mulisch is playing at 8 o'clock.
- A real bunch of arseholes.
655
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:33,315
We're playing at half past ten.
- Real arseholes!
656
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:37,354
Thee Fake Of Gentlemen are also on here.
One of those guys has got cancer.
657
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,915
That's good for us.
- Six Million Jews.
658
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,315
Great name!
How come I didn't think of it?
659
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:47,310
'Cos you never think of anything, except
about fucking someone's bald mother.
660
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:53,152
Shut up about that! Shut up about my ma,
OK? Please, stop! We're here to...
661
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,636
How's your pa?
- What d'you mean?
662
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:57,239
How's your pa?
663
01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,672
Well? How's your pa?
664
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:02,272
He's not doing very well.
665
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:08,034
I asked how your pa is.
- Not doing very well.
666
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:11,994
I'd heard he wasn't doing too well and
I'd just like to know how he is.
667
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:15,670
I'm not asking you to save
the world's economy, am I? Meathead.
668
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,791
How's your pa?
669
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:20,837
My pa's not doing too well.
670
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:23,876
Can I go and see him?
- No.
671
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:27,709
I'd like to go and see him now.
Can I? I'll go now.
672
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:30,434
No, you can't go and see him.
No one's allowed in.
673
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:31,755
Why not?
- Because not.
674
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:33,473
Why not?
- No one's allowed in.
675
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:37,195
Why not, Verbeek?
- My ma doesn't want people in there.
676
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:40,995
Your ma? A dead daughter is bad,
but your mother complex...
677
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:43,350
is also serious...
- Leave him alone, man!
678
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:48,356
Have you been fucking
without splashing blood on the wall?
679
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:54,353
See you the day after tomorrow.
- That's it, get lost.
680
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:57,120
Don't go now. We've got to...
What's your handicap?
681
01:01:57,320 --> 01:02:00,232
See you in Leffinge, poo pokers.
- What shall we do then?
682
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:03,398
How are you going to drum?
We haven't got the handicap yet.
683
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:06,273
Of course, who else would it be?
Who else would it be?
684
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,869
It's nothing to do with him.
- So it's my fault?
685
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:11,071
It always is!
- It's nothing to do with him.
686
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,473
Who asked you to sit down?
687
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:18,916
Who asked you to ask me in?
688
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:23,474
I'll be brief.
- Your wig's crooked.
689
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:26,111
You make me want to puke.
690
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:31,273
I don't give a shit
that you're a well-known writer.
691
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:36,193
I'm doing it all for Jan.
692
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:39,233
For his band.
693
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:43,476
Why don't you get another drummer?
694
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:49,069
Because he needs someone famous.
And get your feet off that chair.
695
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:52,636
Dries? Come inside,
I want to ask you something.
696
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:21,518
Who asked you to take a seat?
- Who asked you to ask me in?
697
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:24,393
I'll be brief.
- Your wig is crooked.
698
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,750
You make me want to puke.
699
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:30,794
You may be a good writer
but you're still a piece of shit.
700
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:35,152
The only reason you're allowed
in my house is because my son needs you.
701
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:40,039
Why doesn't he get another drummer?
- Because he needs someone famous.
702
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:42,911
And get your feet off my chair.
703
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:48,593
And stop asking all those questions.
Leave us alone.
704
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:52,475
Leave Koen alone, leave Jan alone.
Leave us all alone.
705
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:56,390
First, you want me to stop
asking questions about Pa Verbeek.
706
01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:01,151
Second, you don't want me to joke
about you fucking that other baldy.
707
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:03,999
Get lost.
- I've also got a first and a second.
708
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:10,036
First, where were you when you heard
that King Boudewijn was murdered?
709
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:12,800
Murdered? He wasn't murdered.
710
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:16,834
He died in his bed.
He was a decent man.
711
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:20,715
But shit like you hasn't got any respect
for anyone. Get out of here.
712
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:25,471
Second, when I go in somewhere I put
my feet where I feel like putting them.
713
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:32,115
You fuckin' bastard! Look at that!
My cupboard! Look at that!
714
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:37,155
You fuckin' bastard! You brainless
writer! With your filthy mouth!
715
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:57,028
Verbeek!
716
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:00,792
Verbeek !
What's that fat cow doing here?
717
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,070
She's our manager.
- Manager?
718
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:05,714
Who needs a manager
for such a crap event?
719
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:09,310
She can help. Tell us
when we have to go on stage and stuff.
720
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:11,078
Bullshit!
721
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:15,469
What can she do? She can't...
- Fine, fine.
722
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:19,992
I'd like to introduce you to Ivan Van
Dorpe. Ex-junkie, -father, -colleague
723
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:22,350
and today drum roadie.
- Is he?
724
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:25,393
We'd agreed I was roadie today.
725
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:28,797
You should be glad you're still alive.
- Six Million Jews?
726
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,878
There's only a few left and
they breed like rabbits.
727
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:33,997
Who are you?
- I'm Stef Vanneste,
728
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:37,829
the mayor's son, the organiser...
Get your hands off me.
729
01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:42,158
And presenter of all this.
- I'll have some coke and some grass.
730
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:45,397
He's got a great arse.
- Who are you? Guys!
731
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:47,989
Who d'you think? Eh?
- I don't know.
732
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:54,556
The Feminists.
- Oh, that'll be right.
733
01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:59,639
I've only got six passes.
I'll have some more made.
734
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:02,113
Beers?
- Watch out!
735
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:06,154
The Feminists. The sausage jockey
is there too. Had it stitched yet?
736
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:10,558
Leave Jimmy alone.
- Shut up! Want my dick in your mouth?
737
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,591
Stick it up my arse.
Like with Jimmy.
738
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:15,633
Fuck, you talk like a man!
Did you teach him that?
739
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:19,276
Hey, Nico, up to your tricks again?
Is that 'cos Erna's not with you?
740
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:21,038
Bring someone to fuck with you?
741
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:24,038
Yes. But she hasn't got
an exploded rat between her legs.
742
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:25,593
Arsehole.
743
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:27,588
Here you are.
744
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:32,839
That's not right either.
- Shut your stinkin' kisser or I'II...
745
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:36,316
And don't tell my drum roadie
to shut his stinkin' kisser.
746
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:39,637
OK, lame brain?
- Lame brain! Like it!
747
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:41,990
Must remember that.
- What with?
748
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:45,033
What with, yeah, right.
Come on, it's going to start.
749
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:52,719
Good evening, Leffinge.
Poetry from Harry Mulisch from Ostend.
750
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:01,478
Bunch of wankers!
751
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:05,758
Now you're gonna hear some real music!
752
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:48,358
Well, well, look who it is.
753
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:51,116
Are you writing another book?
754
01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:54,471
Yes.
- I've read all your books.
755
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:57,831
What's the title going to be?
- The 12.07 train.
756
01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:00,395
Is it going to be another thick book?
757
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:03,831
Yes. In the first chapter
it's running half an hour late.
758
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:06,873
Who is?
- Your brain tumour.
759
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:10,436
Oh. Is it going to be a thick book?
- Yes.
760
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:12,551
Have you got a title already?
761
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:16,389
Goodbye, I'm going.
- Oh. Good title.
762
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,638
Been giving someone a blow job?
763
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:33,713
Listen, ma of all managers.
Tell Stef Vanneste to announce us
764
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:37,629
as The Feminists, four handicapped
guys from Ostend. OK?
765
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:40,559
There may be women or faggots
in the jury. That helps.
766
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:44,036
Rub that red muck off your face.
People will start wondering.
767
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:51,551
Found yourself a new victim?
768
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,109
Fuck you!
769
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:55,350
Fuckin' hell!
My dick's caught in my zip!
770
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:58,797
Fuck! My dick's caught in it!
771
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,275
My dick's caught in my fuckin' zip!
772
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:53,953
Next on are Funeral Dress!
773
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:55,752
And you can all kiss my arse!
774
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:09,034
Leffinge!
775
01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:11,837
Bunch of bastards!
776
01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:16,629
The following band has come straight
from Ostend!
777
01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:20,389
Four handicapped guys.
The Feminists.
778
01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:27,310
You with the exploded mattress
on your head, you're just an arsehole!
779
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:33,672
Leffinge!
We're gonna do some damage!
780
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:19,069
That was crap music! Fuckin' crap music!
781
01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:23,751
And now the jury's going to decide
who's the winner.
782
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:28,556
Meanwhile, we're going to listen to
the biggest tosser in Belgium,
783
01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:33,231
the biggest tosser who thinks
he's gonna be a hit in France,
784
01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:36,000
here is Aldo!
785
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:33,436
We don't need to go on and on about it.
Only one band is good enough
786
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:35,119
and that's Harry Mulisch.
787
01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:39,233
I don't agree.
788
01:18:39,440 --> 01:18:44,150
Hear it once and it sticks in your head.
- Let it stick, it makes no difference.
789
01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:46,635
It's rubbish. Useless.
790
01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:50,313
I don't know. It's got shit potential.
791
01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:54,069
The Feminists were the only ones
who were any good. They should win.
792
01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:56,953
They're handicapped,
they could use some help.
793
01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:59,833
That's one argument.
- Come off it, handicapped!
794
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:04,079
Vanhegen is handicapped, yeah right!
Handicapped my arse!
795
01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,669
If he's handicapped, I'm a nun.
- You're a nun.
796
01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:19,551
D'you know what? Heads or tails.
797
01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:21,478
I'm off.
- It's always the same.
798
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:24,194
Heads or tails.
- Yes, heads or tails.
799
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:27,597
OK. We'll sort it out like that.
Then that's it.
800
01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:30,314
Tails is The Feminists.
If I can manage it.
801
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:32,312
Up it goes. Oops!
802
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:39,435
The Feminists have won, guys.
- It's heads. It's Mulisch.
803
01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:45,876
No, it's not. I'm telling you,
The Feminists have won!
804
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:51,709
What's up with you?
I'm telling you, The Feminists have won.
805
01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:56,479
Bunch of arseholes!
806
01:19:57,640 --> 01:19:58,993
Stop throwing beakers!
807
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:03,352
Here comes the result of the fuckin'
rock competition here in Leffinge.
808
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:06,559
Leffinge that votes for my father.
809
01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:09,718
And my father is a big fat arsehole,
810
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:15,392
who doesn't know the difference between
a right-wing cunt and a left-wing cock.
811
01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:18,797
Stop that! Or d'you want me
to come and smash your face in?
812
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:23,391
Here comes the result.
In third place, Six Million Jews.
813
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:26,353
In second place, Harry Mulisch.
814
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:31,759
And in first place, The Feminists!
815
01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:35,630
Come up on stage, guys. Come here.
816
01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:39,549
I've got some questions for you.
Come here.
817
01:20:39,760 --> 01:20:46,108
How come you're famous
with such a stupid kisser?
818
01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:45,958
A few days later Verbeek phoned me
and asked me to call round.
819
01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:52,190
He sounded quite official, saying The
Feminists had a meeting at 8 o'clock.
820
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:53,515
I had to laugh.
821
01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:57,872
I said, "Feminists? What fuckin'
Feminists? Are you off your rocker?
822
01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:00,958
Have you been devoured
by your bald mother?"
823
01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:05,312
He just said, "Our manager has got
other plans. 8 o'clock. See you then."
824
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:08,834
I went. I was curious.
825
01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:13,552
I knew what they were up to but I was
curious to hear how they'd put it.
826
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:17,878
Lio said I should go,
that it'd probably be embarrassing
827
01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:22,596
and I could then tell her all about it.
Lio loves listening to my stories.
828
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:25,678
I went in. I could only just
stop myself from puking.
829
01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:28,713
I told Ma Verbeek she was crazy.
830
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:32,151
I told them the whole thing
had been a silly joke on my part,
831
01:22:32,360 --> 01:22:34,237
that had lasted a bit too long.
832
01:22:34,440 --> 01:22:36,670
Everyone started shouting and screaming.
833
01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:40,031
Jimmy shouted that
he would finally be a drummer.
834
01:22:40,240 --> 01:22:46,634
In short, Jimmy became the new drummer
and Stef Vanneste the new singer.
835
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:52,271
Everyone seemed determined.
Ma Verbeek couldn't be budged either.
836
01:22:52,480 --> 01:22:55,472
I said that they'd forgotten one thing,
one detail,
837
01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:59,309
that the drum was mine and
I could do what I wanted with it.
838
01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:02,031
I think they understood.
839
01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:17,950
Do you wear a wig?
I didn't know that.
840
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:32,675
Later that evening I heard
Harry Mulisch's single on the radio.
841
01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:35,189
And it was then
that Christine phoned me.
842
01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:40,952
I told her about the King of Siam,
that his wives had left him four times.
843
01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:45,439
It wasn't because he didn't show them
any love or friendship or affection.
844
01:23:45,640 --> 01:23:50,350
He was the perfect husband to each wife.
The only problem was his tool.
845
01:23:50,560 --> 01:23:55,998
A dick that I could only compare to one
I'd recently seen at a rock festival.
846
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:59,875
I told her the singer from Harry Mulisch
dropped his trousers.
847
01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:05,393
And that at that moment all I could
think of was the King of Siam's dick.
848
01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:08,637
Christine started breathing heavily
while I told her
849
01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:12,674
that we then talked to Big Dick
about poetry, literature,
850
01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:16,555
politics and relationships. And after
a quarter of an hour I'd forgotten
851
01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:20,196
about the monster
between the guy's legs.
852
01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:24,632
She asked me
if I could arrange for her to meet him.
853
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:28,355
I said I couldn't promise anything
but that I'd do my best.
854
01:24:56,680 --> 01:25:00,036
What are you doing here, man?
- It's nice and clean here again.
855
01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:03,395
I had an illegal black woman yesterday.
856
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:08,634
Strange, eh? That a black woman's blood
is as red as ours?
857
01:25:08,840 --> 01:25:11,513
It tastes a bit different. More sour.
858
01:25:11,720 --> 01:25:16,350
But she had a fat cunt. That was fine.
- Yeah, De Geyter.
859
01:25:16,560 --> 01:25:19,313
What about Ma Verbeek? Eh?
860
01:25:19,520 --> 01:25:21,397
What?
- Still got her on your mind?
861
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:24,398
What d'you think?
Of course I've still got her on my mind.
862
01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:26,989
What's it to you?
- Fuck all.
863
01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:30,556
But there's Pa Verbeek, all locked up.
- What about the lunatic?
864
01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:33,479
What if we were to let him out?
- What?
865
01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:39,676
It's a stupid idea, but I'd love to see
Ma Verbeek's face if she comes home
866
01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:43,395
and he's not lying there, tied up,
but jumps out from behind the hedge
867
01:25:43,600 --> 01:25:45,511
or is sitting at the kitchen table.
868
01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:48,996
She'd piss herself. Great idea!
Why didn't I think of it?
869
01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:50,758
When?
- Now.
870
01:25:50,960 --> 01:25:54,873
The Feminists are performing in a bar
and their manager's always with them.
871
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:56,957
That guy's lying there all alone.
872
01:25:58,080 --> 01:26:00,355
Right. OK. Fine. Let's do it.
873
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:02,877
There's one problem.
- What?
874
01:26:03,080 --> 01:26:05,310
We'll have to break in.
Have you got a key?
875
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:08,239
Of course I have.
I'm having an affair with the woman.
876
01:26:08,440 --> 01:26:09,668
I fuck her day and night.
877
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:13,077
We'll go separately. If it goes wrong,
we'll escape separately.
878
01:26:13,280 --> 01:26:15,111
You've prepared this, eh?
- No.
879
01:26:53,720 --> 01:26:57,030
Turn the light off.
- Put it back on, Koen.
880
01:26:57,240 --> 01:27:00,391
Use your brain.
Who lives round here? No one.
881
01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:01,828
Turn it on.
882
01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:06,552
You're crazy, man.
883
01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:09,230
Yeah, sometimes. When it suits me.
884
01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:13,910
Let me trash the place.
- Don't be stupid!
885
01:27:15,760 --> 01:27:19,719
I feel like trashing...
- OK, OK.
886
01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:22,275
I've got another idea.
Where is the old geezer?
887
01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:24,752
Upstairs.
888
01:27:32,600 --> 01:27:35,717
Straight ahead.
Wait a minute, it's locked.
889
01:27:44,320 --> 01:27:45,912
Undo him.
890
01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:55,718
Show that you're a man.
891
01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:11,111
I'm thirsty.
- Let's get out of here.
892
01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:13,880
Let's a have a drink first.
- He'll be down any minute.
893
01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:15,479
We've got plenty of time.
894
01:28:18,160 --> 01:28:20,355
What d'you want, Dries? Wine? Gin?
895
01:28:20,840 --> 01:28:22,398
A beer.
896
01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:55,279
Ma Verbeek.
897
01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:59,158
She treated me like shit sometimes.
898
01:28:59,360 --> 01:29:02,796
She whipped me, had a filthy mouth.
899
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:05,468
But she paid me attention,
gave me affection.
900
01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:06,999
I'm satisfied with that.
901
01:30:45,880 --> 01:30:50,556
From the age of twelve I cycled to
the factory every day on my little bike.
902
01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:54,918
At that time
they didn't talk about child labour.
903
01:30:56,120 --> 01:31:00,193
Rich children went to school
and the trash had to go to work.
904
01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:03,235
Now they make a big fuss about it.
905
01:31:03,440 --> 01:31:07,035
But they shouldn't forget that
our country was built on that.
906
01:31:07,240 --> 01:31:08,753
I'm proud of that.
907
01:31:13,320 --> 01:31:17,029
I'm HIV positive. I've got AIDS.
908
01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:20,998
I've had everyone I can.
909
01:31:23,080 --> 01:31:27,232
I don't want to die alone.
They can all come with me.
910
01:31:27,440 --> 01:31:29,237
I've even had a woman.
911
01:33:14,920 --> 01:33:16,592
I used to play football.
912
01:33:18,640 --> 01:33:20,232
I enjoyed that.
913
01:33:21,960 --> 01:33:24,520
Especially afterwards.
914
01:33:25,320 --> 01:33:26,878
In the shower.
915
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:31,390
With all the boys from my team.
916
01:33:32,800 --> 01:33:34,995
I liked them all.
917
01:33:37,080 --> 01:33:39,196
But when I got older,
918
01:33:40,320 --> 01:33:41,753
then...
919
01:33:43,040 --> 01:33:45,110
Then it became a problem.
920
01:33:47,720 --> 01:33:49,870
I always got a hard-on.
921
01:33:51,680 --> 01:33:53,875
The others didn't like that.
922
01:33:56,200 --> 01:33:58,031
I had to leave.
923
01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:01,352
Jan.
924
01:35:04,840 --> 01:35:06,637
Jan.
925
01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:09,952
Jan.
926
01:35:39,360 --> 01:35:41,794
Fifty centimetres when it's asleep.
927
01:35:42,000 --> 01:35:44,434
Imagine that between your legs,
as a woman.
928
01:35:45,440 --> 01:35:47,112
But they all came back.
929
01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:50,278
I don't know why.
A sort of sick curiosity, maybe?
930
01:35:50,960 --> 01:35:54,191
But they didn't want to fuck,
just give me a blow job.
931
01:35:54,400 --> 01:35:56,470
But I got so fed up with that
after a while.
932
01:35:56,680 --> 01:35:59,433
They were soon lying
on their back again.
933
01:36:00,720 --> 01:36:05,236
I don't know. A big dick,
all men want that. They can have mine.
934
01:36:05,800 --> 01:36:10,590
When I was six,
I often had sex with my father.
935
01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:12,916
He wasn't a minister then.
936
01:36:13,120 --> 01:36:14,314
And...
937
01:36:14,960 --> 01:36:20,080
I can clearly remember the feeling of
that big, fat dick inside of me.
938
01:36:20,280 --> 01:36:23,511
At that time
that dick seemed gigantic to me.
939
01:36:24,360 --> 01:36:25,679
And...
940
01:36:25,880 --> 01:36:29,190
I've carried on searching
for that feeling.
941
01:36:30,920 --> 01:36:33,229
In fact, I've got him
to thank for everything.
942
01:36:45,520 --> 01:36:47,431
Loser!