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People always ask me
if I know Tyler Durden.
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Three minutes.
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This is it. Ground zero.
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Want to say a few words for the occasion?
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With a gun barrel between your teeth,
you speak only in vowels.
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I can't think of anything.
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For a second, I forget about
Tyler's controlled demolition thing
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and I wonder how clean that gun is.
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It's getting exciting now.
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That old saying,
how you always hurt the one you love,
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well, it works both ways.
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We have front-row seats
for this theater of mass destruction.
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The Demolitions Committee
of Project Mayhem
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wrapped the foundation columns
of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin.
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In two minutes,
primary charges will blow base charges
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and a few blocks will be reduced
to smoldering rubble.
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I know this because Tyler knows this.
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Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.
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Suddenly I realize that all of this -
the gun, the bombs, the revolution -
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has got something to do
with a girI named Marla Singer.
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Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
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This was a support group
for men with testicular cancer.
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The big moosie slobbering all over me,
that was Bob.
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We're still men.
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Yes, we're men.
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Men is what we are.
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Bob had had his testicles removed.
Then hormone therapy.
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He developed bitch tits
'cause his testosterone was too high
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and his body upped the estrogen.
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- That was where I fit.
- They'll have to drain my pecs again.
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Between those huge, sweating tits
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that hung enormous,
the way you'd think of God's as big.
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OK, you cry now.
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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.
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For six months, I couldn't sleep.
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I couldn't sleep...
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With insomnia, nothing's real.
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Everything's far away.
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Everything's a copy of a copy
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of a copy.
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When deep-space exploration ramps up,
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it'll be the corporations
that name everything.
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The IBM Stellar Sphere.
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The Microsoft Galaxy.
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The Planet Starbucks.
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I need you out of town this week
to cover some red flags.
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It must have been Tuesday.
He had on his cornflower-blue tie.
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You want me to deprioritize my reports
until you advise of a status upgrade?
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Prioritize these. Here's your flight coupons.
Call me if there's any snags.
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He was full of pep.
Must have had his grande latte enema.
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Like so many others, I had become
a slave to the IKEA nesting instinct.
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- I'd like to order Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.
- Please hold.
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If I saw something clever,
like a coffee table
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in the shape of a yin-yang, I had to have it.
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The Klipsk personal office unit.
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The Hovetrekke home exerbike.
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Or the Ohamshab sofa
with the Strinne green stripe pattern.
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Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of
environmentally friendly unbleached paper.
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I'd flip through catalogs and wonder:
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What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?
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I had it all. Even the glass dishes
with tiny bubbles and imperfections,
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proof that they were
crafted by the honest,
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hard-working, indigenous peoples of...
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- Please hold.
- ... wherever.
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We used to read pornography.
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Now it was the Horchow collection.
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- No. You can't die of insomnia.
- What about narcolepsy?
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I nod off, I wake up in strange places.
I have no idea how I got there.
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- You need to lighten up.
- Can you please just give me something?
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Red and blue Tuinals,
lipstick- red Seconals...
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No. You need healthy, natural sleep.
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Chew some valerian root
and get more exercise.
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- Hey, come on. I'm in pain.
- You wanna see pain?
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Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.
See the guys with testicular cancer.
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That's pain.
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I always wanted three kids.
Two boys and a girl.
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Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.
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We never could agree on anything.
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Well, she had her first child last week.
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A girl.
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With her... with her new husband.
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And thank God. You know?
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I- I'm glad for her.
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Because she deserves it.
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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.
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Thank you, Thomas.
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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage.
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And that gives me strength.
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We give each other strength.
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It's time for the one-on-ones.
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So let's all of us follow Thomas's example
and really open ourselves up.
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Could you find a partner?
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And this is how I met the big moosie.
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His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.
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Knees together.
Those awkward little steps.
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- My name is Bob.
- Bob?
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Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.
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You know that chest expansion
program on late-night TV?
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That was his idea.
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I was a juicer.
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You know -using steroids.
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Diabonal and... Wisterol.
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Oh, they use that on racehorses,
for Christ's sakes.
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And now I'm bankrupt, I'm divorced,
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my two grown kids
won't even return my phone calls.
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Strangers with this kind of honesty
make me go a big, rubbery one.
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Go ahead... Cornelius.
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You can cry.
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And then... something happened.
I let go.
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That's really good.
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Lost in oblivion.
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Dark and silent and complete.
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I found freedom.
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Losing all hope was freedom.
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It's OK.
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Babies don't sleep this well.
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I became addicted.
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If I didn't say anything,
people always assumed the worst.
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They cried harder...
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then I cried harder.
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Now we're going to open the green door,
the heart chakra...
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I wasn't really dying.
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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.
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I was the warm little center
that the life of this world crowded around.
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Imagine your pain
as a white ball of healing light.
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It moves over your body, healing you.
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Now keep this going.
Remember to breathe.
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And step forward
through the back door of the room.
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Where does it lead?
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To your cave.
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Step forward into your cave.
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That's right.
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You're going deeper into your cave,
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and you're going to find
your power animal.
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Slide.
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Every evening I died.
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And every evening I was born again.
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Resurrected.
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Bob loved me because he thought
my testicles were removed too.
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Being there, pressed against his tits,
ready to cry.
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This was my vacation.
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And she... ruined everything.
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This is cancer, right?
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This chick, Marla Singer,
did not have testicular cancer.
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She was a liar.
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She had no diseases at all.
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I had seen her at Free And Clear,
my blood parasites group, Thursdays.
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Then at Hope,
my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.
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And again at Seize The Day,
my tuberculosis, Friday night.
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Marla, the big tourist.
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Her lie reflected my lie.
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And suddenly, I felt nothing.
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I couldn't cry.
So once again, I couldn't sleep.
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Next group, after guided meditation,
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after we open our heart chakras,
when it's time to hug,
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I'll grab that bitch Marla Singer
and scream:
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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist! I need this! Now, get out!
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I hadn't slept in four days.
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We'll just let that dry...
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When you have insomnia,
you're never really asleep
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and you're never really awake.
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To begin tonight's communion,
Chloe would like to say a few words.
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Oh, yeah. Chloe.
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Chloe looked the way
MeryI Streep's skeleton would look
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if you made it walk around a party
being extra nice to everybody.
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Well, I'm still here.
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But I don't know for how long.
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That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.
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But I've got some good news.
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I no longer have any fear of death.
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But... I am in a pretty lonely place.
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No one will have sex with me.
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I'm so close to the end,
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and all I want is to get laid for
the last time.
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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,
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- and lubricants and amyl nitrite.
- Thank you, Chloe.
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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.
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Thank you, Chloe.
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Now, let's ready ourself
for guided meditation.
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You're standing at the entrance
of your cave.
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You step inside your cave and you walk...
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If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
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Marla.
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The scratch on the roof of your mouth
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that would heal if you could stop
tonguing it, but you can't.
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...deeper into your cave as you walk.
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You feel
a healing energy all around you.
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Now find your power animal.
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Slide.
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OK. Let's partner up.
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Pick someone special to you tonight.
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Hey.
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- We need to talk.
- Sure.
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- I'm onto you.
- What?
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Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.
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Sorry?
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In the Tibetan-philosophy,
Sylvia Plath sense, I know we're all dying.
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But you're not dying
the way Chloe back there is dying.
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So?
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So you're a tourist.
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I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma,
I saw you at tuberculosis.
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I saw you at testicular cancer!
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I saw you practicing this.
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- Practicing what?
- Telling me off.
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Is it going as well as you hoped...
"Rupert"?
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- I'll expose you.
- Go ahead. I'll expose you.
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Come together. Let yourselves cry.
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Oh, God. Why are you doing this?
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It's cheaper than a movie and coffee's free.
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Look, this is important.
These are my groups.
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I've been coming for over a year.
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- Why do you do it?
- I don't know.
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When people think you're dying,
they really listen to you instead of...
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Instead of waiting for their turn to speak.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Share yourself, completely.
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You don't want to get into this.
It becomes an addiction.
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- Really?
- I'm not kidding.
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I can't cry if another faker is present,
and I need this.
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So you gotta find somewhere else to go.
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Candy-stripe a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.
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Wait a second. Hold on.
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We'll split up the week, OK?
You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.
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You take tuberculosis.
My smoking doesn't go over at all.
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Good. Fine.
Testicular cancer should be no contest.
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Technically, I have more right to be there.
You still have your balls.
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- You're kidding.
- I dunno. Am I?
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No. No.
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- What do you want?
- I'll take the parasites.
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You can't have both.
Take the blood parasites.
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I want brain parasites.
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I'll take the blood,
but I want brain dementia.
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- I want that.
- You can't have the whole brain.
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So far, you have four. I only have two.
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OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours.
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Now we both have three...
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Hey! You left half your clothes.
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- What, are you selling those?
- Yes, I'm selling some clothes.
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So, we each have three. That's six.
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What about the seventh day?
I want bowel cancer.
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The girl had done her homework.
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- No. No. I want bowel cancer.
- That's your favorite too?
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- Tried to slip it by me, eh?
- Look, we'll split it.
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Take the first and third Sunday
of the month.
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Deal.
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- Looks like this is goodbye.
- Let's not make a big thing out of it.
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How's this for not making a big thing?
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Hey, Marla! Marla!
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00:18:39,110 --> 00:18:42,530
- Maybe we should exchange numbers.
- Should we?
251
00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:44,990
We might wanna switch nights.
252
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,250
OK.
253
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,340
This is how I met Marla Singer.
254
00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:00,550
Marla's philosophy of life
was that she might die at any moment.
255
00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:03,180
The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.
256
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:05,640
It doesn't have your name!
Who are you?
257
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,980
Cornelius? Rupert? Travis?
258
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:11,980
Any of the stupid names
you give each night?
259
00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:16,860
You wake up at SeaTac.
260
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,900
SFO. LAX.
261
00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:25,410
You wake up at O'Hare.
Dallas Fort Worth. BWI.
262
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:30,330
Pacific. Mountain. CentraI.
Lose an hour. Gain an hour.
263
00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:33,460
Check-in for that flight
isn't for another two hours.
264
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:37,170
This is your life,
and it's ending one minute at a time.
265
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:41,010
You wake up at Air Harbor International.
266
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:45,550
If you wake up at a different time,
in a different place,
267
00:19:45,970 --> 00:19:48,760
could you wake up as a different person?
268
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,230
Everywhere I travel, tiny life.
269
00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:57,610
Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream,
single pat of butter.
270
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,070
The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit.
271
00:20:01,150 --> 00:20:06,160
Shampoo-conditioner combos. Sample
package mouthwash. Tiny bars of soap.
272
00:20:08,410 --> 00:20:12,410
The people I meet on each flight,
they're single-serving friends.
273
00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:18,590
Between takeoff and landing, we have
our time together, but that's all we get.
274
00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:20,630
Welcome!
275
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,050
On a long-enough time line,
276
00:20:24,130 --> 00:20:27,300
the survivaI rate for
everyone drops to zero.
277
00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:31,100
I was a recall coordinator.
My job was to apply the formula.
278
00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:34,270
The infant went through the windshield.
Three points.
279
00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:38,440
A new car built by my company
leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph.
280
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,820
The rear differential locks up.
281
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:43,780
The teenager's braces
are stuck to the ashtray.
282
00:20:43,860 --> 00:20:46,070
Might make a good anti-smoking ad.
283
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,030
The car crashes and burns
with everyone trapped inside.
284
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,490
Now, should we initiate a recall?
285
00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:53,250
The father must've been huge.
286
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:57,040
See where the fat burned to the seat?
The polyester shirt?
287
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,830
Very modern art.
288
00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:01,880
Take the number of vehicles in the field, A.
289
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,590
Multiply it by the probable rate
of failure, B.
290
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:08,430
Multiply the result by
the average out-of-court settlement, C.
291
00:21:08,510 --> 00:21:10,850
A x B x C...
292
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:12,310
equals X.
293
00:21:12,390 --> 00:21:16,980
If X is less than the cost of a recall,
we don't do one.
294
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:21,110
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
295
00:21:21,190 --> 00:21:23,070
You wouldn't believe.
296
00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:27,200
Which car company do you work for?
297
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,530
A major one.
298
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:35,660
Every time the plane banked too sharply
on takeoff or landing,
299
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:39,250
I prayed for a crash
or a mid-air collision.
300
00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:40,630
Anything.
301
00:21:50,390 --> 00:21:54,470
Life insurance pays off triple
if you die on a business trip.
302
00:21:56,810 --> 00:21:59,730
"If you are seated
in an emergency exit row
303
00:22:01,190 --> 00:22:05,940
"and feel unable or unwilling to perform
the duties listed on the safety card,
304
00:22:06,030 --> 00:22:09,030
"please ask a flight attendant
to reseat you. "
305
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:14,540
- It's a lot of responsibility.
- Wanna switch seats?
306
00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:18,080
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man for that particular job.
307
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:22,250
An exit-door procedure
at 30,000 feet. Mm-hm.
308
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:24,800
The illusion of safety.
309
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,920
Yeah. I guess so.
310
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,630
You know why
they put oxzgen masks on planes?
311
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:34,600
- So you can breathe.
- Oxzgen gets you high.
312
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:39,270
In a catastrophic emergency,
you take giant panic breaths.
313
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:43,270
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.
You accept your fate.
314
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,730
It's all right here.
315
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:50,030
Emergency water landing, 600mph.
316
00:22:50,110 --> 00:22:53,200
Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.
317
00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:55,450
That's, um...
318
00:22:56,330 --> 00:22:58,870
That's an interesting theory.
319
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,630
- What do you do?
- What do you mean?
320
00:23:03,710 --> 00:23:05,130
What do you do for a living?
321
00:23:05,210 --> 00:23:08,170
Why? So you can pretend
you're interested?
322
00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:12,430
OK.
323
00:23:12,510 --> 00:23:15,720
You have a kind of
sick desperation in your laugh.
324
00:23:18,850 --> 00:23:21,310
We have the exact same briefcase.
325
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,560
Soap.
326
00:23:23,650 --> 00:23:26,860
- Sorry?
- I make and I sell soap.
327
00:23:27,570 --> 00:23:29,860
The yardstick of civilization.
328
00:23:30,570 --> 00:23:32,280
And this is how I met...
329
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,950
"Tyler Durden. "
330
00:23:34,410 --> 00:23:36,240
Did you know if you mix gasoline
331
00:23:36,330 --> 00:23:39,750
and frozen orange juice,
you can make napalm?
332
00:23:39,830 --> 00:23:42,500
- No, I did not. Is that true?
- That's right.
333
00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:46,170
One can make all kinds of explosives
using simple household items.
334
00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:48,800
- Really?
- If one were so inclined.
335
00:23:54,010 --> 00:23:58,890
Tyler, you are by far the most interesting
single-serving friend I've ever met.
336
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:05,020
- Everything on a plane is single-serving...
- Oh, I get it. Very clever.
337
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,730
Thank you.
338
00:24:07,610 --> 00:24:09,610
How's that working out for you?
339
00:24:09,690 --> 00:24:11,440
- What?
- Being clever.
340
00:24:12,990 --> 00:24:17,200
- Great.
- Keep it up, then. Keep it right up.
341
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,240
Now, a question of etiquette.
342
00:24:20,330 --> 00:24:23,410
As I pass,
do I give you the ass or the crotch?
343
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:33,170
How I came to live with Tyler is...
344
00:24:33,260 --> 00:24:36,550
Airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.
345
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,400
Was it ticking?
346
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,770
Throwers don't worry.
Modern bombs don't tick.
347
00:24:49,860 --> 00:24:52,490
- Sorry. Throwers?
- Baggage handlers.
348
00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:57,820
But when a suitcase vibrates,
the throwers have to call the police.
349
00:24:57,910 --> 00:25:00,580
My suitcase was vibrating?
350
00:25:00,660 --> 00:25:05,960
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor,
but... every once in a while...
351
00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:10,630
it's a dildo.
352
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:15,880
It's company policy never to imply
ownership in the event of a dildo.
353
00:25:15,970 --> 00:25:21,850
We have to use the indefinite article-
"a dildo", never "your dildo".
354
00:25:21,930 --> 00:25:23,640
I don't own...
355
00:25:26,850 --> 00:25:33,650
I had everything in that suitcase.
My CK shirts. My DKNY shoes. My AX ties.
356
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:36,900
Never mind.
357
00:25:38,990 --> 00:25:41,620
Hey! That's my car!
358
00:25:48,670 --> 00:25:51,540
Home was a condo on
the 15th floor of a filing cabinet
359
00:25:51,630 --> 00:25:53,920
for widows and young professionals.
360
00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:56,010
The walls were solid concrete.
361
00:25:56,090 --> 00:25:59,390
A foot of concrete's important
when your next-door neighbor
362
00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:02,300
has to watch game shows at full volume.
363
00:26:02,390 --> 00:26:06,680
Or when a blast of debris
that used to be your personal effects
364
00:26:06,770 --> 00:26:10,560
blows out of your windows
and sails flaming into the night.
365
00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:19,410
I suppose these things happen.
366
00:26:32,210 --> 00:26:34,340
There's... nothing up there.
367
00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:37,670
You can't go into the unit. Police orders.
368
00:26:46,470 --> 00:26:48,980
Do you have somebody you can call?
369
00:26:49,730 --> 00:26:54,150
How embarrassing.
A housefuI of condiments and no food.
370
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,200
The police later told me the pilot light
371
00:27:06,290 --> 00:27:10,160
might have gone out,
letting out a little bit of gas.
372
00:27:11,210 --> 00:27:13,790
That gas could have
slowly filled the condo -
373
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,300
1700 square feet with high ceilings -
374
00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:18,300
for days and days.
375
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:29,390
Then the refrigerator's compressor
could have clicked on.
376
00:27:31,270 --> 00:27:32,440
Yeah?
377
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,780
I can hear you breathing, you...
378
00:27:47,410 --> 00:27:50,950
If you ask me now,
I couldn't tell you why I called him.
379
00:28:33,580 --> 00:28:35,330
- Hello?
- Who's this?
380
00:28:37,540 --> 00:28:40,090
- Tyler?
- Who is this?
381
00:28:40,170 --> 00:28:41,420
Um...
382
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,050
We met... We met on the airplane.
383
00:28:44,130 --> 00:28:46,140
We had the same suitcase?
384
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,430
- Uh... the clever guy.
- Oh, yeah. Right.
385
00:28:52,730 --> 00:28:56,600
I called a second ago.
There was no answer. I'm at a payphone.
386
00:28:56,690 --> 00:28:59,610
Yeah, I *69'd you.
I never pick up my phone.
387
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,150
- So what's up?
- Uh...
388
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,490
Well...
389
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,990
You're not gonna believe this.
390
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,700
It could be worse.
391
00:29:13,790 --> 00:29:18,290
A woman could cut off your penis
while you sleep and toss it out of a car.
392
00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:20,630
There's always that.
393
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,840
It's just, when you buy furniture,
you tell yourself:
394
00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:26,340
That's the last sofa I'll need.
395
00:29:26,430 --> 00:29:30,220
Whatever else happens,
I've got that sofa problem handled.
396
00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:33,520
I had it all.
I had a stereo that was very decent.
397
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,270
A wardrobe that was
getting very respectable.
398
00:29:36,350 --> 00:29:39,020
I was close to being complete.
399
00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:42,190
- Shit, man. And now it's all gone.
- All gone.
400
00:29:43,070 --> 00:29:44,530
All gone.
401
00:29:46,570 --> 00:29:48,740
Do you know what a duvet is?
402
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,330
- A comforter.
- It's a blanket. Just a blanket.
403
00:29:52,870 --> 00:29:55,290
Why do guys like us know what a duvet is?
404
00:29:55,370 --> 00:29:59,540
Is this essential to our survival
in the hunter-gatherer sense?
405
00:29:59,790 --> 00:30:00,960
No.
406
00:30:01,590 --> 00:30:05,760
- What are we, then?
- I dunno. Consumers.
407
00:30:06,050 --> 00:30:08,050
Right. We're consumers.
408
00:30:08,260 --> 00:30:11,220
We are by-products of
a lifestyle obsession.
409
00:30:12,180 --> 00:30:15,640
Murder, crime, poverty.
These things don't concern me.
410
00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:18,560
What concerns me
are celebrity magazines,
411
00:30:19,060 --> 00:30:21,440
television with 500 channels,
412
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,150
some guy's name on my underwear.
413
00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:25,820
Rogaine. Viagra. Olestra.
414
00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:28,530
- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.
415
00:30:29,070 --> 00:30:32,620
She's polishing the brass on the Titanic.
It's all going down.
416
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:36,910
So fuck off with your sofa units
and Strinne green stripe patterns.
417
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,460
I say never be complete.
418
00:30:39,540 --> 00:30:41,630
I say stop being perfect.
419
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:43,920
I say let's evolve.
420
00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:46,760
Let the chips fall where they may.
421
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:52,680
But that's me, and I could be wrong.
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.
422
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:56,010
It's just stuff. It's not a tragedy.
423
00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:59,600
You did lose a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.
424
00:30:59,690 --> 00:31:02,350
Fuck, you're right.
No, I don't smoke.
425
00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:08,820
My insurance is probably
gonna cover it, so...
426
00:31:12,450 --> 00:31:16,740
- What?
- The things you own end up owning you.
427
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,330
But do what you like, man.
428
00:31:24,290 --> 00:31:25,840
Oh, it's late.
429
00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:29,130
- Hey, thanks for the beer.
- Yeah, man.
430
00:31:29,340 --> 00:31:31,220
I should find a hotel.
431
00:31:31,510 --> 00:31:32,840
- Oh!
- What?
432
00:31:33,970 --> 00:31:35,010
What?
433
00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:36,640
- A hotel?
- Yeah.
434
00:31:37,060 --> 00:31:39,930
- Just ask, man.
- What are you talking about?
435
00:31:40,020 --> 00:31:43,560
Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer
and you still can't ask.
436
00:31:46,650 --> 00:31:47,610
- What?
- You called me
437
00:31:47,690 --> 00:31:49,610
'cause you need a place to stay.
438
00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:53,200
- Oh, hey. No, no, no.
- Yes, you did. So just ask.
439
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,820
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.
440
00:31:57,660 --> 00:31:59,830
Would... Would that be a problem?
441
00:31:59,910 --> 00:32:02,210
Is it a problem for you to ask?
442
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,460
- Can I stay at your place?
- Yeah.
443
00:32:07,170 --> 00:32:08,340
Thanks.
444
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,760
- I want you to do me a favor.
- Yeah, sure.
445
00:32:16,010 --> 00:32:18,760
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
446
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:23,850
- What?
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
447
00:32:24,770 --> 00:32:26,900
Let me tell you a little about Tyler Durden.
448
00:32:28,190 --> 00:32:32,190
Tyler was a night person.
While the rest of us slept, he worked.
449
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,110
He had one part-time job
as a projectionist.
450
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,700
A movie doesn't come all on one big reel.
It comes on a few.
451
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:42,160
So someone has to switch the projectors
at the exact moment
452
00:32:42,250 --> 00:32:44,750
that one reel ends
and the next one begins.
453
00:32:44,830 --> 00:32:49,800
If you look, you can see little dots come
into the upper right corner of the screen.
454
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,710
In the industry,
we call them cigarette burns.
455
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,510
That's the cue for a changeover.
456
00:32:54,590 --> 00:32:59,390
He flips the projectors, movie keeps
going and the audience has no idea.
457
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,220
Why would anyone want this shit job?
458
00:33:02,310 --> 00:33:05,100
'Cause it affords him
interesting opportunities.
459
00:33:05,190 --> 00:33:08,150
Like splicing a frame of pornography
into family films.
460
00:33:08,230 --> 00:33:10,820
So when the snooty cat
and the courageous dog
461
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:14,150
with the celebrity voices first meet,
462
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,950
you'll catch a flash
of Tyler's contribution to the film.
463
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,670
Nobody knows
that they saw it but they did.
464
00:33:27,750 --> 00:33:29,750
Nice big cock.
465
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,590
Even a hummingbird
couldn't catch Tyler at work.
466
00:33:43,060 --> 00:33:47,810
Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet
waiter at the luxurious Pressman Hotel.
467
00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:56,650
He was the guerrilla terrorist
of the food service industry.
468
00:33:57,110 --> 00:33:59,280
Do not watch.
I cannot go when you watch.
469
00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:01,200
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,
470
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,910
he farted on meringues,
sneezed on endives...
471
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,620
As for the cream of mushroom soup...
472
00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:10,130
- Go ahead, tell 'em.
- You get the idea.
473
00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:13,880
- You just want me to hit you?
- Come on. Do me this one favor.
474
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,220
- Why?
- I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?
475
00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:21,550
- No. But that's a good thing.
- You can't know yourself if you haven't.
476
00:34:21,890 --> 00:34:24,060
I don't wanna die without any scars.
477
00:34:24,140 --> 00:34:28,350
- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve.
- Oh, God. This is crazy.
478
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,400
So go crazy! Let it rip.
479
00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:33,730
- I don't know about this.
- I don't either.
480
00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:36,740
Who gives a shit? No one's watching.
What do you care?
481
00:34:36,820 --> 00:34:39,150
This is crazy. You want me to hit you?
482
00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:40,740
That's right.
483
00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:44,330
- Where? Like, in the face?
- Surprise me.
484
00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:48,790
This is so fucking stupid.
485
00:34:59,470 --> 00:35:03,930
Motherfucker!
You hit me in the ear!
486
00:35:04,010 --> 00:35:07,180
- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
- Ow! Christ!
487
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:08,930
Why the ear, man?
488
00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:11,480
- I fucked it up.
- No, that was perfect.
489
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,150
Ugh! Agh!
490
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,200
No, it's all right.
491
00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:29,410
It really hurts.
492
00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:30,870
Right.
493
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:36,500
- Hit me again.
- No, you hit me. Come on!
494
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,940
We should do this again sometime.
495
00:36:08,660 --> 00:36:10,790
- Where's your car?
- What car?
496
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:26,180
I don't know how Tyler found that house,
but he said he'd been there for a year.
497
00:36:26,260 --> 00:36:29,430
It looked like it was
waiting to be torn down.
498
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,890
Most of the windows were boarded up.
499
00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:33,480
There was no lock on the front door
500
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,650
from when the police,
or whoever, kicked it in.
501
00:36:36,860 --> 00:36:39,360
The stairs were ready to collapse.
502
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,280
I didn't know if he owned it
or was squatting.
503
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,860
Neither would have surprised me.
504
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,780
Yep. That's you.
505
00:36:47,620 --> 00:36:50,080
That's me. That's the toilet. Good?
506
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,620
Yeah, thanks.
507
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,580
What a shithole.
508
00:36:55,790 --> 00:36:57,460
Nothing worked.
509
00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:04,220
Turning on one light meant
another light in the house went out.
510
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:07,590
There were no neighbors.
Just warehouses and a paper mill.
511
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:11,600
That fart smell of steam.
The hamster-cage smell of wood chips.
512
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,600
Hey. What have we here?
513
00:37:30,870 --> 00:37:32,490
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
514
00:37:44,550 --> 00:37:47,720
Every time it rained,
we had to kill the power.
515
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,260
By the end of the first month,
I didn't miss TV.
516
00:37:52,430 --> 00:37:55,930
I didn't even mind the warm,
stale refrigerator.
517
00:38:08,860 --> 00:38:10,530
Can I be next?
518
00:38:14,870 --> 00:38:16,370
All right, man.
519
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:17,910
Lose the tie.
520
00:38:22,670 --> 00:38:26,840
At night, Tyler and I were alone
for half a mile in every direction.
521
00:38:32,890 --> 00:38:36,390
Rain trickled down through
the plaster and the light fixtures.
522
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,100
Everything wooden swelled and shrank.
523
00:38:39,190 --> 00:38:42,440
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snag your elbow on.
524
00:38:42,980 --> 00:38:46,190
The previous occupant
had been a bit of a shut-in.
525
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,530
- What are you reading?
- Listen to this.
526
00:38:48,610 --> 00:38:52,070
It's an article written
by an organ in the first person.
527
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,490
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata. "
528
00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:56,330
"Without me, Jack could not regulate
529
00:38:56,410 --> 00:38:59,040
"his heart rate,
blood pressure or breathing. "
530
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,250
There's a whole series of these.
531
00:39:01,330 --> 00:39:05,670
"I Am JilI's Nipples. "
"I Am Jack's Colon. "
532
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,340
Yeah. "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack. "
533
00:39:10,090 --> 00:39:12,010
Whoop! Agh!
534
00:39:12,090 --> 00:39:16,260
After fighting, everything else in life
got the volume turned down.
535
00:39:18,730 --> 00:39:19,680
What?
536
00:39:19,770 --> 00:39:23,770
- You could deal with anything.
- Have you finished those reports?
537
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,280
If you could choose,
who would you fight?
538
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,200
I'd fight my boss, probably.
539
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,450
Really?
540
00:39:35,450 --> 00:39:38,790
- Yeah. Why? Who would you fight?
- I'd fight my dad.
541
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,870
I don't know my dad.
542
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:44,630
I mean, I know him, but he left
when I was, like, six years old.
543
00:39:44,710 --> 00:39:47,250
Married this other woman
and had some other kids.
544
00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:49,210
He did this every six years.
545
00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:53,970
- He moves city and starts a new family.
- Fucker's setting up franchises.
546
00:39:55,850 --> 00:39:59,720
My dad never went to college,
so it was real important that I go.
547
00:39:59,810 --> 00:40:01,230
That sounds familiar.
548
00:40:01,310 --> 00:40:05,150
So I graduate. I call him up long distance
and say, "Dad, now what?"
549
00:40:05,230 --> 00:40:07,400
- He says, "Get a job. "
- Same here.
550
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:12,150
Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again.
"Dad, now what?"
551
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,700
He says, "I dunno. Get married. "
552
00:40:16,950 --> 00:40:18,830
You can't get married.
553
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,120
I'm a 30-year-old boy.
554
00:40:21,370 --> 00:40:24,460
We're a generation of men
raised by women.
555
00:40:24,540 --> 00:40:28,340
I'm wondering if another woman
is really the answer we need.
556
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:37,350
Most of the week,
we were Ozzie and Harriet.
557
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:42,230
But every Saturday night,
we were finding something out.
558
00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:46,690
We were finding out more and more
that we were not alone.
559
00:40:50,530 --> 00:40:54,650
It used to be that when I came home angry
or depressed, I'd just clean my condo.
560
00:40:54,740 --> 00:40:57,160
Polish my Scandinavian furniture.
561
00:40:57,450 --> 00:40:59,780
I should have been
looking for a new condo,
562
00:40:59,870 --> 00:41:02,450
haggling with my insurance company.
563
00:41:02,540 --> 00:41:07,330
I should have been upset about my nice
flaming little shit -but I wasn't.
564
00:41:07,670 --> 00:41:11,550
The premise of cybernetting an office
is make things more efficient.
565
00:41:11,630 --> 00:41:14,880
Monday mornings,
all I thought about was next week.
566
00:41:14,970 --> 00:41:17,840
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?
567
00:41:17,930 --> 00:41:19,430
Absolutely.
568
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:22,220
Efficiency is priority No. 1, people.
569
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,850
Because waste is a thief.
570
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:29,230
I showed this to my man here.
You liked it, didn't you?
571
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:36,030
You can swallow a pint of blood
before you get sick.
572
00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:41,740
It was right in everyone's face.
Tyler and I just made it visible.
573
00:41:41,910 --> 00:41:46,580
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.
Tyler and I just gave it a name.
574
00:41:57,590 --> 00:42:00,430
Come on, people, you've gotta go home!
575
00:42:21,910 --> 00:42:24,450
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.
576
00:42:46,270 --> 00:42:49,730
Every week, Tyler gave the rules
that he and I decided.
577
00:42:49,810 --> 00:42:51,310
Gentlemen!
578
00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:53,860
Welcome to Fight Club.
579
00:42:56,400 --> 00:43:00,410
The first rule of Fight Club is
you do not talk about Fight Club.
580
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,660
The second rule of Fight Club is...
581
00:43:03,830 --> 00:43:06,620
you do not talk about Fight Club!
582
00:43:07,660 --> 00:43:09,080
Third rule of Fight Club:
583
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:12,670
someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,
584
00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:14,420
the fight is over.
585
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,420
Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight.
586
00:43:18,130 --> 00:43:20,930
Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas.
587
00:43:22,340 --> 00:43:24,970
Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes.
588
00:43:25,350 --> 00:43:29,390
Seventh rule: fights will go on
as long as they have to.
589
00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:37,230
And the eighth and final rule: if this is
your first night at Fight Club,
590
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:39,440
you have to fight.
591
00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:46,080
This kid from work, Ricky,
592
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:50,460
couldn't remember whether
you ordered pens with blue ink or black.
593
00:43:51,710 --> 00:43:53,630
But Ricky was a god for ten minutes
594
00:43:53,710 --> 00:43:57,340
when he trounced
the maitre d' of a locaI food court.
595
00:43:59,550 --> 00:44:01,170
Sometimes,
all you could hear were the flat,
596
00:44:01,260 --> 00:44:04,220
hard, packing sounds over the yelling.
597
00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:10,930
Or the wet choke
when someone gasped and sprayed...
598
00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:12,230
Stop!
599
00:44:12,770 --> 00:44:15,440
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.
600
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:20,530
But Fight Club only exists in the hours
between when Fight Club starts and ends.
601
00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,820
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,
602
00:44:23,910 --> 00:44:26,280
I wouldn't be talking to the same man.
603
00:44:26,370 --> 00:44:27,700
Who you were in Fight Club
604
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:30,660
is not who you were
in the rest of the world.
605
00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:35,080
A guy came to Fight Club for the first time.
His ass was a wad of cookie dough.
606
00:44:35,170 --> 00:44:38,420
After a few weeks,
he was carved out of wood.
607
00:44:39,090 --> 00:44:42,010
If you could fight any celebrity,
who would you fight?
608
00:44:42,090 --> 00:44:45,220
- Alive or dead?
- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?
609
00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:48,600
Hemingway. You?
610
00:44:50,060 --> 00:44:53,100
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.
611
00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:57,810
We all started seeing things differently.
612
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,900
Everywhere we went,
we were sizing things up.
613
00:45:05,950 --> 00:45:08,490
I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,
614
00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:12,620
trying to look like how Calvin Klein
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.
615
00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:15,120
Is that what a man looks like?
616
00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:18,290
Ah, self-improvement is masturbation.
617
00:45:18,710 --> 00:45:20,920
Now, self-destruction...
618
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,420
Excuse me.
619
00:45:57,580 --> 00:46:00,170
Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.
620
00:46:00,250 --> 00:46:02,210
It wasn't about words.
621
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:09,640
The hysterical shouting was in tongues,
like at a PentecostaI Church.
622
00:46:14,730 --> 00:46:16,520
- Is that it?
- Stop!
623
00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:19,940
When the fight was over,
nothing was solved.
624
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,020
But nothing mattered.
625
00:46:22,110 --> 00:46:23,190
Cool.
626
00:46:25,570 --> 00:46:28,070
Afterwards, we all felt saved.
627
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,570
Hey, man. How about next week?
628
00:46:31,660 --> 00:46:33,580
How about next month?
629
00:46:33,910 --> 00:46:37,000
Irvine, you're in the middle.
New guy, you too.
630
00:46:39,540 --> 00:46:41,460
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.
631
00:46:41,540 --> 00:46:43,540
He fell down some stairs.
632
00:46:44,170 --> 00:46:46,260
I fell down some stairs.
633
00:46:48,430 --> 00:46:52,800
Fight Club became the reason to cut
your hair short or trim your fingernails.
634
00:46:52,890 --> 00:46:54,890
OK. Any historical figure.
635
00:46:55,970 --> 00:46:59,640
- I'd fight Gandhi.
- Good answer.
636
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,560
- How about you?
- Lincoln.
637
00:47:02,940 --> 00:47:04,570
- Lincoln?
- Mm-hm.
638
00:47:05,190 --> 00:47:08,820
Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
639
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:10,280
Fuck!
640
00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:15,450
Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.
641
00:47:24,380 --> 00:47:25,380
Hello?
642
00:47:25,460 --> 00:47:28,300
Where have you been
the last eight weeks?
643
00:47:28,380 --> 00:47:29,630
Marla?
644
00:47:33,010 --> 00:47:36,100
- How did you find me?
- You left a forwarding number.
645
00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:38,980
I haven't seen you at any support groups.
646
00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:42,020
We split 'em up.
That was the idea. Remember?
647
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,310
Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.
648
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,780
- How do you know?
- I cheated.
649
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,030
I found a new one.
650
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,450
- Really?
- It's for men only.
651
00:47:53,660 --> 00:47:55,240
Like the testicle thing?
652
00:47:55,330 --> 00:47:56,780
Whah!
653
00:47:59,750 --> 00:48:03,330
- Look, this is a bad time.
- I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.
654
00:48:03,420 --> 00:48:06,380
- Some really fucked-up people.
- I'm on my way out.
655
00:48:06,460 --> 00:48:09,260
Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax.
656
00:48:09,630 --> 00:48:13,630
I took what was left of a bottle.
It might have been too much.
657
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:17,720
Picture Marla Singer throwing herself
around her crummy apartment.
658
00:48:17,810 --> 00:48:21,640
This isn't a for-real suicide.
It's probably a cry for help.
659
00:48:22,230 --> 00:48:23,810
This could go on for hours.
660
00:48:23,900 --> 00:48:28,070
- So you're staying in tonight?
- Do you wanna hear me describe death?
661
00:48:28,980 --> 00:48:33,070
Do you wanna listen
and see if my spirit can use a phone?
662
00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:37,330
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?
663
00:49:03,690 --> 00:49:05,770
Tyler's door was closed.
664
00:49:05,850 --> 00:49:09,020
I'd been here for two months
and his door was never closed.
665
00:49:15,030 --> 00:49:17,450
You won't believe the dream
I had last night.
666
00:49:17,530 --> 00:49:20,580
I can hardly believe
anything from last night.
667
00:49:30,550 --> 00:49:32,510
What are you doing here?
668
00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:37,840
- What?
- This is my house.
669
00:49:37,930 --> 00:49:39,930
What are you doing here?
670
00:49:42,060 --> 00:49:43,350
Fuck you!
671
00:49:58,530 --> 00:50:01,620
Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!
672
00:50:02,870 --> 00:50:05,580
Limber, though. Silly cooze.
673
00:50:07,620 --> 00:50:11,540
I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.
Guess who's on the other end.
674
00:50:11,630 --> 00:50:14,130
I knew the story before he told me.
675
00:50:17,590 --> 00:50:20,720
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?
676
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,760
Do you think it'll live up to its name?
677
00:50:23,850 --> 00:50:26,730
Or will it just be a death hairball?
678
00:50:30,020 --> 00:50:33,480
Prepare to evacuate soul.
679
00:50:34,110 --> 00:50:38,780
Ten, nine, eight...
680
00:50:38,950 --> 00:50:42,120
How could Tyler, of all people,
think it was a bad thing
681
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,790
that Marla Singer was about to die?
682
00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:49,960
...five, four, three...
683
00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:51,670
Hang on.
684
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:58,800
You got here fast.
685
00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:02,850
Did I call you?
686
00:51:04,260 --> 00:51:05,310
Huh?
687
00:51:13,650 --> 00:51:16,780
The mattress is all sealed
in slippery plastic.
688
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,070
Don't worry. It's not a threat to you.
689
00:51:25,450 --> 00:51:29,120
Oh, fuck! Somebody called the cops.
690
00:51:41,260 --> 00:51:44,180
- Hey, where's 513?
- End of the hall.
691
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:49,100
The girl who lives there
used to be a charming, lovely girl.
692
00:51:49,180 --> 00:51:51,310
She has lost faith in herself.
693
00:51:51,390 --> 00:51:54,150
- Miss Singer, let us help you!
- She's a monster!
694
00:51:54,230 --> 00:51:58,440
- You have every reason to live.
- She's infectious human waste!
695
00:51:58,530 --> 00:52:01,450
- Miss Singer!
- Good luck trying to save her!
696
00:52:07,870 --> 00:52:11,370
If I fall asleep, I'm done for.
697
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,540
You're gonna have to keep me up...
698
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:17,710
all night.
699
00:52:18,130 --> 00:52:20,050
Un-fucking-believable.
700
00:52:20,550 --> 00:52:22,380
He was obviously able to handle it.
701
00:52:22,470 --> 00:52:25,850
- You know what I mean. You fucked her.
- No, I didn't.
702
00:52:27,390 --> 00:52:28,720
- Never?
- No.
703
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,770
- You're not into her, are you?
- No! God, not at all.
704
00:52:34,150 --> 00:52:36,310
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
705
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,980
- Are you sure? You can tell me.
- Believe me, I'm sure.
706
00:52:40,070 --> 00:52:41,320
Put a gun to my head
707
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,650
- and spray my brains.
- That's good.
708
00:52:43,740 --> 00:52:46,950
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Stay away.
709
00:52:49,910 --> 00:52:52,660
The shit that came out of
this woman's mouth, I had never heard!
710
00:52:52,750 --> 00:52:53,910
My God.
711
00:52:54,290 --> 00:52:57,590
I haven't been fucked like that
since grade school.
712
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,550
- Euch!
- How could Tyler not go for that?
713
00:53:00,630 --> 00:53:03,970
The other night, he was splicing
sex organs into "Cinderella".
714
00:53:04,050 --> 00:53:06,390
Marla doesn't need a lover,
just a caseworker.
715
00:53:06,470 --> 00:53:09,600
And a wash.
This isn't love, it's sport fucking.
716
00:53:10,060 --> 00:53:13,060
She invaded my support groups
and now my home.
717
00:53:13,140 --> 00:53:14,890
Hey, hey. Sit down.
718
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:23,240
- I can't have you talking to her about me.
- Why would I talk to her?
719
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:25,110
You say anything about me
or what goes on
720
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:28,490
in this house to her or anybody,
we're done.
721
00:53:29,330 --> 00:53:31,120
- Now promise me.
- OK.
722
00:53:31,620 --> 00:53:33,200
- You promise?
- I promise.
723
00:53:33,290 --> 00:53:36,120
- Promise.
- I just said, I promise! What...
724
00:53:36,210 --> 00:53:38,540
That's three times you promised.
725
00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:43,920
If only I had wasted a couple of minutes
and gone to watch Marla Singer die,
726
00:53:44,010 --> 00:53:46,300
none of this would've happened.
727
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:53,020
Yes! Oh, harder, harder!
728
00:54:01,070 --> 00:54:03,690
I could have moved to another room.
729
00:54:03,780 --> 00:54:07,660
On the third floor
where I might not have heard them.
730
00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:09,700
But I didn't.
731
00:54:30,470 --> 00:54:31,470
Ow!
732
00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:37,100
- What are you doing?
- Just going to bed.
733
00:54:38,730 --> 00:54:41,440
- You wanna finish her off?
- Ooh!
734
00:54:42,900 --> 00:54:45,940
- No. No, thank you.
- I found a cigarette.
735
00:54:47,570 --> 00:54:49,570
- Who were you talking to?
- Shut up.
736
00:54:50,870 --> 00:54:54,030
I became the calm
little center of the world.
737
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:55,950
I was the Zen master.
738
00:55:01,250 --> 00:55:03,380
I wrote little haiku poems.
739
00:55:04,050 --> 00:55:06,260
I emailed them to everyone.
740
00:55:07,170 --> 00:55:08,880
Is that your blood?
741
00:55:11,050 --> 00:55:12,260
Some of it, yeah.
742
00:55:12,350 --> 00:55:13,800
You can't smoke in here.
743
00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:19,810
Take the rest of the day off.
Come back Monday with clean clothes.
744
00:55:19,890 --> 00:55:21,690
Get yourself together.
745
00:55:21,770 --> 00:55:26,690
I got right in everyone's hostile face.
"Yes, these are bruises from fighting. "
746
00:55:26,940 --> 00:55:30,570
"Yes, I'm comfortable with that.
I am enlightened. "
747
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:37,580
You give up the condo life and
all your flaming worldly possessions,
748
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:41,790
go live in a dilapidated house
in a toxic-waste part of town,
749
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,080
...and you have to come home to this.
750
00:55:55,850 --> 00:55:56,850
Hello?
751
00:55:56,930 --> 00:56:00,020
This is Detective Stern
with the Arson Unit.
752
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:04,520
We have new information about
the incident at your former condo.
753
00:56:04,610 --> 00:56:06,400
- Yes?
- I don't know if you're aware,
754
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:10,530
but someone sprayed Freon
into your front-door lock.
755
00:56:10,610 --> 00:56:13,530
They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder.
756
00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:17,030
- No, I wasn't aware of that.
- I am Jack's cold sweat.
757
00:56:17,450 --> 00:56:21,460
- Does this sound strange to you?
- Yes, sir. Very strange.
758
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,540
- The dynamite...
- Dynamite?
759
00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:27,670
...left a residue of
ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride.
760
00:56:28,210 --> 00:56:31,590
- Do you know what this means?
- No. What does it mean?
761
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:33,800
It means it was home-made.
762
00:56:34,590 --> 00:56:37,510
I'm sorry. This is just coming
as quite a shock to me, sir.
763
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:40,560
Whoever set this dynamite
could have blown out
764
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,560
your pilot light days before the explosion.
765
00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:46,480
- The gas was just a detonator.
- Who'd do such a thing?
766
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,980
- I'll ask the questions.
- Tell him.
767
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:53,320
"The liberator who destroyed my property
realigned my perceptions. "
768
00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:54,860
Excuse me. Are you there?
769
00:56:54,950 --> 00:56:58,450
Yes. It's hard to know
what to make of this.
770
00:56:58,540 --> 00:57:00,580
Have you recently made enemies
771
00:57:00,660 --> 00:57:02,870
who might have access
to home-made dynamite?
772
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,540
- Enemies?
- "I reject civilization,
773
00:57:05,630 --> 00:57:07,630
especially material possessions. "
774
00:57:07,710 --> 00:57:10,340
- Son, this is serious.
- Yes, I know it's serious.
775
00:57:10,420 --> 00:57:13,260
- I mean that.
- Yes, it's very serious.
776
00:57:13,340 --> 00:57:19,140
Look, nobody takes this more seriously
than me. That condo was my life. OK?
777
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:22,390
I loved every stick of
furniture in that place.
778
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:25,690
That was not just a bunch of stuff
that got destroyed.
779
00:57:25,770 --> 00:57:28,270
- It was me!
- I thank the Academy.
780
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:32,610
- Is this not a good time for you?
- Just tell him you fucking did it!
781
00:57:32,860 --> 00:57:36,950
Tell him you blew it all up!
That's what he wants to hear.
782
00:57:37,030 --> 00:57:40,910
- Are you still there?
- Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?
783
00:57:40,990 --> 00:57:45,660
No. I may need to talk to you, so you
let me know if you're gonna leave town.
784
00:57:46,460 --> 00:57:47,880
- OK?
- OK.
785
00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:52,630
Except for their humping,
786
00:57:52,710 --> 00:57:55,550
Tyler and Marla were never
in the same room.
787
00:57:55,630 --> 00:57:58,300
My parents pulled
this exact same act for years.
788
00:57:58,390 --> 00:58:01,760
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.
789
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,560
You slip one on when you meet a stranger.
790
00:58:05,730 --> 00:58:09,440
You dance all night,
then you throw it away.
791
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:13,190
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
792
00:58:14,570 --> 00:58:15,650
What?
793
00:58:20,490 --> 00:58:23,330
I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.
794
00:58:23,410 --> 00:58:25,200
It was worth every penny.
795
00:58:25,290 --> 00:58:27,330
It's a bridesmaid's dress.
796
00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:33,340
Someone loved it intensely for one day,
797
00:58:34,550 --> 00:58:36,130
then tossed it.
798
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:39,590
Like a Christmas tree.
799
00:58:40,140 --> 00:58:41,680
So special.
800
00:58:42,970 --> 00:58:44,930
Then... bam!
801
00:58:45,810 --> 00:58:48,020
It's on the side of the road.
802
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:50,690
Tinsel still clinging to it.
803
00:58:52,650 --> 00:58:59,450
Like a sex-crime victim, underwear
inside out, bound with electrical tape.
804
00:58:59,950 --> 00:59:01,950
Well, then, it suits you.
805
00:59:02,450 --> 00:59:04,580
You can borrow it sometime.
806
00:59:11,790 --> 00:59:13,290
Get rid of her.
807
00:59:14,130 --> 00:59:16,710
- What? You get rid of her!
- Don't mention me.
808
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:21,010
I am six years old again,
passing messages between parents.
809
00:59:24,390 --> 00:59:27,140
- It's time you left.
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.
810
00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:32,100
- Not that we don't love your visits.
- You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up.
811
00:59:33,900 --> 00:59:36,400
Gotta get off
812
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:37,480
Thanks. Bye.
813
00:59:37,570 --> 00:59:42,820
Gotta get off of this merry-go-round
814
00:59:44,700 --> 00:59:49,330
Gonna get, need to get, gotta get...
815
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:54,250
You kids!
816
00:59:55,710 --> 00:59:58,420
Why do you still waste time with her?
817
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:02,970
I'll say this about Marla.
At least she's trying to hit bottom.
818
01:00:03,050 --> 01:00:04,470
And I'm not?
819
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:08,520
Sticking feathers up your butt
does not make you a chicken.
820
01:00:08,850 --> 01:00:10,730
What are we doing tonight?
821
01:00:10,810 --> 01:00:12,850
Tonight... we make soap.
822
01:00:13,980 --> 01:00:17,230
- Really?
- To make soap, first we render fat.
823
01:00:37,550 --> 01:00:38,960
The salt balance has to be just right,
824
01:00:39,050 --> 01:00:42,130
so the best fat for soap
comes from humans.
825
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:46,050
- Wait. What is this place?
- A liposuction clinic.
826
01:00:53,940 --> 01:00:55,690
Aha! Pay dirt!
827
01:00:56,560 --> 01:01:00,400
Richest, creamiest fat in the world.
The fat of the land!
828
01:01:06,070 --> 01:01:08,910
No! Don't pull it.
829
01:01:13,620 --> 01:01:16,040
- Oh, God!
- Give me another one.
830
01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:27,800
As the fat renders, the tallows float
to the surface. Like in Boy Scouts.
831
01:01:28,180 --> 01:01:31,770
- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout.
- Keep stirring.
832
01:01:34,140 --> 01:01:37,690
Once the tallow hardens,
you skim off a layer of glycerin.
833
01:01:37,770 --> 01:01:40,020
Add nitric acid, you got nitroglycerin.
834
01:01:40,110 --> 01:01:44,320
If you then add sodium nitrate
and sawdust, you got dynamite.
835
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:48,070
With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.
836
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:50,830
Tyler was full of useful information.
837
01:01:50,910 --> 01:01:54,500
Ancient peoples found clothes got cleaner
when washed in one part of the river.
838
01:01:54,580 --> 01:01:55,910
- You know why?
- No.
839
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:02,880
Humans were once sacrificed
on the hills above.
840
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:06,680
Bodies burned, water seeped
through the ashes to create lye.
841
01:02:07,220 --> 01:02:09,220
This is lye. The crucial ingredient.
842
01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:13,850
Once it mixed with the melted body fat,
a soapy discharge crept into the river.
843
01:02:13,930 --> 01:02:16,230
May I see your hand, please?
844
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:24,610
What is this?
845
01:02:24,690 --> 01:02:27,490
- This is a chemical burn.
- Agh! Aaagh!
846
01:02:27,570 --> 01:02:30,910
It'll hurt more than you've ever
been burned and leave a scar.
847
01:02:30,990 --> 01:02:33,490
If meditation worked for cancer,
it could work for this.
848
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:36,580
- Don't shut the pain out.
- Oh, God!
849
01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:40,540
The first soap was made
from heroes' ashes,
850
01:02:40,630 --> 01:02:42,420
like the first monkey shot into space.
851
01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:45,630
Without pain or sacrifice,
we would have nothing.
852
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,470
I tried not to think
of the words "searing" or "flesh".
853
01:02:48,550 --> 01:02:51,470
Stop it! This is your pain,
this is your burning hand.
854
01:02:51,550 --> 01:02:54,640
I'm going to my cave
to find my power animal.
855
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:58,390
No! Don't deal with this
the way those dead people do! Come on!
856
01:02:58,480 --> 01:02:59,480
- I get the point!
- No!
857
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:01,860
You're feeling premature enlightenment.
858
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:09,150
It's the greatest moment of your life,
and you're missing it!
859
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:10,780
I am not...
860
01:03:11,370 --> 01:03:14,280
Shut up! Our fathers
were our models for God.
861
01:03:14,370 --> 01:03:17,250
If our fathers bailed,
what does that tell you about God?
862
01:03:18,710 --> 01:03:24,040
Listen to me. You have to consider
the possibility that God does not like you.
863
01:03:24,170 --> 01:03:27,800
He never wanted you.
In all probability, he hates you.
864
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:31,300
This is not the worst thing
that can happen. We don't need him!
865
01:03:31,390 --> 01:03:34,550
- I agree!
- Fuck damnation, fuck redemption.
866
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:37,140
We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
867
01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:41,190
- I'm getting water!
- You can use water and make it worse or...
868
01:03:41,270 --> 01:03:42,810
Look at me!
869
01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:46,020
- Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn.
- Please let me have it, please!
870
01:03:46,110 --> 01:03:48,360
First, you have to give up.
871
01:03:48,740 --> 01:03:51,240
First, you have to know -not fear -
872
01:03:51,490 --> 01:03:54,370
know that someday, you're gonna die.
873
01:03:54,450 --> 01:03:56,740
You don't know how this feels!
874
01:04:01,620 --> 01:04:05,670
It's only after we've lost everything
that we're free to do anything.
875
01:04:06,420 --> 01:04:07,500
OK.
876
01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:26,730
Congratulations.
You're one step closer to hitting bottom.
877
01:04:29,860 --> 01:04:33,530
Tyler sold his soap to department stores
at $20 a bar.
878
01:04:33,610 --> 01:04:35,120
God knows what they charged.
879
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:39,040
- This is the best soap.
- Why, thank you, Susan.
880
01:04:39,450 --> 01:04:41,000
It was beautifuI.
881
01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:44,790
We were selling rich women
their own fat asses back to them.
882
01:04:46,340 --> 01:04:48,380
He was wearing his yellow tie.
883
01:04:48,460 --> 01:04:50,670
I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore.
884
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:54,550
"The first rule of Fight Club
is don't talk about Fight Club"?
885
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:57,930
I'm half-asleep again.
I must have left it in the copy machine.
886
01:04:58,010 --> 01:05:00,520
"The second rule... " Is this yours?
887
01:05:01,060 --> 01:05:02,390
Huh?
888
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:05,560
Pretend you're me.
Make a managerial decision.
889
01:05:05,650 --> 01:05:08,060
You find this. What would you do?
890
01:05:13,030 --> 01:05:14,950
Well, I gotta tell you,
891
01:05:15,110 --> 01:05:18,410
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.
892
01:05:18,490 --> 01:05:21,950
Because the person who wrote that
is dangerous.
893
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:26,500
And this button-down,
Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap
894
01:05:26,580 --> 01:05:29,460
and then stalk from office to office
895
01:05:29,550 --> 01:05:34,970
with an Armalite AR10 carbine
gas- powered semiautomatic weapon,
896
01:05:35,050 --> 01:05:38,680
pumping round after round
into colleagues and co-workers.
897
01:05:40,350 --> 01:05:43,310
This might be someone
you've known for years.
898
01:05:43,390 --> 01:05:46,650
Someone very, very close to you.
899
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:50,360
Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.
900
01:05:51,610 --> 01:05:53,530
And I used to be such a nice guy.
901
01:05:53,610 --> 01:05:56,990
Or maybe you shouldn't bring me
every piece of trash you pick up.
902
01:06:00,700 --> 01:06:03,540
- Compliance and Liability.
- My tit's gonna rot off.
903
01:06:05,870 --> 01:06:08,580
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.
904
01:06:14,170 --> 01:06:15,220
What do you mean?
905
01:06:15,300 --> 01:06:18,300
I need you to check
for a lump in my breast.
906
01:06:18,390 --> 01:06:22,220
- Go to a hospital.
- I can't afford to waste money on a doctor.
907
01:06:22,930 --> 01:06:25,230
I don't know about this, Marla.
908
01:06:25,390 --> 01:06:26,810
Please?
909
01:06:26,890 --> 01:06:30,060
She didn't call Tyler.
I'm neutraI in her book.
910
01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:36,610
That's nice. Taking food to...
Mrs. Haniver and Mrs. Raines.
911
01:06:36,860 --> 01:06:38,660
Where are they, exactly?
912
01:06:38,740 --> 01:06:43,330
Tragically, they're dead.
I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any?
913
01:06:43,410 --> 01:06:45,250
- No, no.
- I got one for you.
914
01:06:45,330 --> 01:06:47,250
Thanks for the thought.
915
01:06:48,580 --> 01:06:50,710
What happened to your hand?
916
01:06:51,210 --> 01:06:52,590
Oh, nothing.
917
01:06:54,050 --> 01:06:55,670
- Right there?
- Mm.
918
01:06:56,590 --> 01:06:59,010
- Feel anything?
- No.
919
01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:00,760
Well, make sure.
920
01:07:02,140 --> 01:07:05,270
- OK, I'm pretty sure.
- You feel nothing?
921
01:07:06,430 --> 01:07:07,850
No, nothing.
922
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:12,110
Well, that's a relief. Thank you.
923
01:07:13,860 --> 01:07:17,030
- No problem.
- I wish I could return the favor.
924
01:07:17,110 --> 01:07:19,490
Breast cancer doesn't run in my family.
925
01:07:19,570 --> 01:07:22,320
- I could check your prostate.
- I think I'm OK.
926
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:25,120
Well, thanks, anyway.
927
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,380
- Are we done?
- Yeah, we're done.
928
01:07:32,460 --> 01:07:34,670
See you... around.
929
01:07:51,810 --> 01:07:53,770
Cornelius?
930
01:07:53,860 --> 01:07:56,440
Cornelius!
931
01:07:56,530 --> 01:07:58,900
It's me! Bob!
932
01:07:58,990 --> 01:08:00,490
Hey, Bob.
933
01:08:04,450 --> 01:08:07,580
- We all thought you were dead.
- No, no. Still here.
934
01:08:07,660 --> 01:08:09,580
How are you, Bob?
935
01:08:09,660 --> 01:08:11,370
Better than I've ever been in my whole life.
936
01:08:11,460 --> 01:08:14,380
Really? Still Remaining Men Together?
937
01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:16,540
No, no.
I got something so much better now.
938
01:08:16,630 --> 01:08:19,380
Really, what is it?
939
01:08:19,470 --> 01:08:21,340
Well...
940
01:08:21,430 --> 01:08:25,220
The first rule is,
I'm not supposed to talk about it.
941
01:08:26,430 --> 01:08:27,970
And the second rule is...
942
01:08:28,060 --> 01:08:29,720
I'm not supposed to talk about it.
943
01:08:29,810 --> 01:08:33,480
- And the third rule is...
- Bob, Bob. I'm a member.
944
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,360
Look at my face, Bob.
945
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:40,650
That's fucking great.
946
01:08:40,740 --> 01:08:43,990
- I've never seen you there.
- I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.
947
01:08:45,030 --> 01:08:48,200
- I go Saturday.
- Congratulations.
948
01:08:48,990 --> 01:08:50,790
Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?
949
01:08:50,870 --> 01:08:53,920
Have you heard about the guy
that invented it?
950
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,710
- Yeah, actually...
- I hear all kinds of things.
951
01:08:56,790 --> 01:09:01,010
Supposedly, he was born
in a mental institution
952
01:09:01,090 --> 01:09:04,800
and he sleeps only one hour a night.
953
01:09:04,890 --> 01:09:07,390
- He's a great man.
- Oh...
954
01:09:07,890 --> 01:09:10,220
Do you know about Tyler Durden?
955
01:09:35,420 --> 01:09:37,540
I didn't hurt you, did I?
956
01:09:37,630 --> 01:09:40,170
Actually, you did.
957
01:09:40,250 --> 01:09:43,840
Thank you for this.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
958
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:46,380
Fight Club.
959
01:09:46,470 --> 01:09:48,180
This was mine and Tyler's gift.
960
01:09:48,930 --> 01:09:50,680
Our gift to the world.
961
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:54,270
I look around, I look around,
I see a lot of new faces.
962
01:09:56,190 --> 01:09:57,980
Shut up!
963
01:09:58,940 --> 01:10:03,780
Which means a lot of people have been
breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.
964
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:15,870
I see in Fight Club the strongest
and smartest men who've ever lived.
965
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:19,040
I see all this potential.
And I see it squandered.
966
01:10:21,210 --> 01:10:24,550
Goddamn it,
an entire generation pumping gas.
967
01:10:24,630 --> 01:10:26,420
Waiting tables.
968
01:10:26,510 --> 01:10:28,930
Slaves with white collars.
969
01:10:31,140 --> 01:10:34,060
Advertising has us chasing
cars and clothes.
970
01:10:34,140 --> 01:10:37,600
Working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don't need.
971
01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:45,650
We're the middle children of history, men.
No purpose or place.
972
01:10:46,490 --> 01:10:48,570
We have no Great War.
973
01:10:48,660 --> 01:10:50,660
No Great Depression.
974
01:10:52,370 --> 01:10:55,290
Our great war is a spiritual war.
975
01:10:55,370 --> 01:10:58,040
Our great depression is our lives.
976
01:11:02,500 --> 01:11:05,840
We've all been raised on TV to believe
that one day we'd be millionaires
977
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:08,300
and movie gods and rock stars.
978
01:11:08,380 --> 01:11:10,300
But we won't.
979
01:11:10,390 --> 01:11:13,350
We're slowly learning that fact.
980
01:11:13,430 --> 01:11:16,350
And we're very, very pissed off.
981
01:11:16,430 --> 01:11:18,430
Yeah!
982
01:11:21,020 --> 01:11:23,940
First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk...
983
01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:32,280
Who are you?
984
01:11:32,370 --> 01:11:34,950
- Who am I?
- Yeah.
985
01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:39,710
There's a sign on the front
that says Lou's Tavern.
986
01:11:39,790 --> 01:11:44,130
I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?
987
01:11:44,210 --> 01:11:45,800
Tyler Durden.
988
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:51,760
Who told you motherfuckers
you could use my place?
989
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:54,850
We have a deal worked out with Irvine.
990
01:11:54,930 --> 01:11:59,430
Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.
He don't own this place. I do.
991
01:12:02,310 --> 01:12:05,230
- How much money does he get?
- There is no money.
992
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:07,070
- Really?
- Free to all.
993
01:12:07,150 --> 01:12:10,320
- Ain't that something.
- It is, actually.
994
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:12,450
Look, stupid fuck!
995
01:12:12,530 --> 01:12:17,540
- I want everybody out of here right now.
- Hey! You should join our club.
996
01:12:18,660 --> 01:12:21,910
- Did you hear what I just said?
- You and your friend.
997
01:12:25,210 --> 01:12:26,750
You hear me now?
998
01:12:28,420 --> 01:12:30,420
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.
999
01:12:37,140 --> 01:12:39,930
Still not getting it.
1000
01:12:40,020 --> 01:12:41,730
Agh! OK, OK, I got it.
1001
01:12:41,810 --> 01:12:44,270
I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.
1002
01:12:45,770 --> 01:12:47,900
Back! All of you!
1003
01:12:48,860 --> 01:12:50,860
Everybody back!
1004
01:12:58,490 --> 01:12:59,870
Ah, Lou!
1005
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:04,710
Come on, man! We really like this place.
1006
01:13:14,130 --> 01:13:16,720
- That's right, Lou. Get it out.
- Shut the fuck up.
1007
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:18,390
Oh, yeah!
1008
01:13:22,980 --> 01:13:25,020
That's fucking funny?
1009
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:37,070
Fucking guy's a loony, I'm telling you.
1010
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:39,830
Unbelievable.
1011
01:13:44,330 --> 01:13:46,710
- You don't know where I've been, Lou.
- Oh, my God!
1012
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:50,250
You don't know where I've been!
1013
01:13:53,510 --> 01:13:56,430
Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!
1014
01:13:56,510 --> 01:14:01,510
- Fucking use the basement! Christ!
- I want your word, Lou! I want your word!
1015
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:03,350
On my mother's eyes.
1016
01:14:13,030 --> 01:14:14,400
Thanks, Lou.
1017
01:14:16,780 --> 01:14:18,530
You too, big guy.
1018
01:14:22,580 --> 01:14:24,540
We'll see you next week.
1019
01:14:40,220 --> 01:14:43,850
This week, each one of you
has a homework assignment.
1020
01:14:45,180 --> 01:14:49,440
You're gonna go out. You're gonna
start a fight with a total stranger.
1021
01:14:52,070 --> 01:14:54,190
You're gonna start a fight,
1022
01:14:54,780 --> 01:14:56,650
and you're gonna lose.
1023
01:14:59,410 --> 01:15:01,530
Excellent choice, sir.
1024
01:15:02,910 --> 01:15:05,620
Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!
1025
01:15:05,910 --> 01:15:08,330
Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.
1026
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:13,710
What... Son of a bitch!
1027
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:18,470
Most people -normal people-
do just about anything to avoid a fight.
1028
01:15:20,180 --> 01:15:21,680
Excuse me!
1029
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:24,010
You sprayed me with your hose.
1030
01:15:24,100 --> 01:15:25,600
That's not necessary.
1031
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:27,350
Jay! Go call 911!
1032
01:15:30,190 --> 01:15:31,350
Put the hose down.
1033
01:15:32,110 --> 01:15:33,940
Stop it! Stop it!
1034
01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:38,490
Sorry.
1035
01:15:46,290 --> 01:15:47,370
You bastard!
1036
01:15:53,630 --> 01:15:55,250
We need to talk.
1037
01:15:57,970 --> 01:15:59,130
OK.
1038
01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:02,300
Where to begin?
1039
01:16:02,470 --> 01:16:05,050
With your constant absenteeism?
1040
01:16:05,140 --> 01:16:08,020
With your unpresentable appearance?
1041
01:16:08,140 --> 01:16:12,850
- You're up for review.
- I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
1042
01:16:12,940 --> 01:16:14,900
- What?
- Let's pretend.
1043
01:16:14,980 --> 01:16:17,860
You're the Department
of Transportation, OK?
1044
01:16:18,490 --> 01:16:23,570
Someone informs you that this company
installs front-seat mounting brackets
1045
01:16:23,700 --> 01:16:25,830
that never pass collision tests,
1046
01:16:25,910 --> 01:16:29,080
brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles,
1047
01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:33,000
and fuel injectors
that explode and burn people alive.
1048
01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:35,840
What then?
1049
01:16:36,460 --> 01:16:38,800
- Are you threatening me?
- No...
1050
01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:42,220
- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!
- I have a better solution.
1051
01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:45,720
Keep me on the payroll
as an outside consultant
1052
01:16:46,260 --> 01:16:47,760
and, in exchange for my salary,
1053
01:16:47,850 --> 01:16:51,730
my job will be never to tell people
these things that I know.
1054
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:57,270
I don't even have to come into the office.
I can do this job from home.
1055
01:16:57,360 --> 01:17:01,610
Who... Who the fuck do you think you are,
you crazy little shit?
1056
01:17:06,330 --> 01:17:10,120
- Security!
- I am Jack's smirking revenge.
1057
01:17:16,670 --> 01:17:17,880
Agh!
1058
01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:21,380
What the hell are you doing?
1059
01:17:30,430 --> 01:17:31,810
That hurt.
1060
01:17:34,440 --> 01:17:36,560
Why would you do that?
1061
01:17:36,770 --> 01:17:39,400
Oh, my God! No! Please stop!
1062
01:17:49,910 --> 01:17:51,740
What are you doing?
1063
01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:54,290
Oh, God, no! Please! No!
1064
01:17:54,410 --> 01:17:57,960
For some reason,
I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.
1065
01:17:58,290 --> 01:17:59,460
No!
1066
01:18:24,530 --> 01:18:29,160
Under and behind and inside
everything this man took for granted,
1067
01:18:29,240 --> 01:18:32,120
something horrible had been growing.
1068
01:18:32,620 --> 01:18:36,120
Look. Just give me the paychecks,
like I asked,
1069
01:18:36,210 --> 01:18:38,500
and you won't ever see me again.
1070
01:18:38,630 --> 01:18:41,920
And right then,
at our most excellent moment together...
1071
01:18:45,510 --> 01:18:48,050
Thank God! Please don't hit me again.
1072
01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:50,590
Telephone, computer, fax machine,
1073
01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:54,890
52 weekly paychecks
and 48 airline flight coupons.
1074
01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:57,480
We now had corporate sponsorship.
1075
01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:01,150
This is how Tyler and I were able to have
Fight Club every night of the week.
1076
01:19:04,070 --> 01:19:08,320
Now, nobody was the center of Fight Club
except the two men fighting.
1077
01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:12,370
The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.
1078
01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:17,620
Tyler was now involved in a lawsuit
with the Pressman HoteI
1079
01:19:17,710 --> 01:19:19,750
over the urine content of their soup.
1080
01:19:26,130 --> 01:19:28,090
I am Jack's wasted life.
1081
01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:38,180
Thank you, sir.
1082
01:19:40,690 --> 01:19:43,310
Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.
1083
01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:46,190
He handed them out in sealed envelopes.
1084
01:20:25,820 --> 01:20:28,820
- There's a Fight Club in Delaware City.
- Yeah, I heard.
1085
01:20:30,740 --> 01:20:35,320
There's one in Penns Grove too.
Bob even found one up in New Castle.
1086
01:20:35,410 --> 01:20:38,120
- Did you start that one?
- No, I thought you did.
1087
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:39,290
No.
1088
01:21:30,210 --> 01:21:32,050
- Stop.
- What are we doing?
1089
01:21:32,130 --> 01:21:33,840
- Turn around.
- What are we doing?
1090
01:21:33,930 --> 01:21:36,550
- Homework assignment.
- What kind?
1091
01:21:36,640 --> 01:21:38,260
Human sacrifice.
1092
01:21:38,680 --> 01:21:43,520
- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not.
- It's a gun. Meet me in the back.
1093
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:46,310
- Don't fuck around!
- Meet me in the back.
1094
01:21:46,980 --> 01:21:49,230
On a long enough time line,
1095
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:51,980
the survival rate for everyone
drops to zero.
1096
01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:56,660
- Stop. What are you doing?
- Hands behind your back.
1097
01:21:57,030 --> 01:21:58,820
Give me your wallet.
1098
01:22:00,580 --> 01:22:03,910
Raymond K Hessel.
1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.
1099
01:22:04,040 --> 01:22:05,660
Cramped basement apartment?
1100
01:22:05,750 --> 01:22:09,290
- How did you know?
- They give shitty apartments letters.
1101
01:22:10,050 --> 01:22:13,090
Raymond! You're going to die.
1102
01:22:13,170 --> 01:22:14,340
No!
1103
01:22:15,470 --> 01:22:16,720
Is that your mom and dad?
1104
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:19,300
They're gonna have to call
the kindly doctor.
1105
01:22:19,390 --> 01:22:21,510
Pick up your dental records. Know why?
1106
01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:24,930
- There'll be nothing left of your face.
- Come on!
1107
01:22:25,350 --> 01:22:29,560
An expired community college student ID.
What did you study, Raymond?
1108
01:22:30,020 --> 01:22:32,520
- S... Stuff.
- Stuff?
1109
01:22:32,610 --> 01:22:34,530
Were the midterms hard?
1110
01:22:35,820 --> 01:22:38,530
- I asked you what you studied!
- Biology, mostly.
1111
01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:41,740
- Why?
- I don't know.
1112
01:22:41,830 --> 01:22:44,540
What did you wanna be,
Raymond K Hessel?
1113
01:22:46,290 --> 01:22:50,460
The question, Raymond, was:
what did you want to be?
1114
01:22:52,420 --> 01:22:53,840
Answer him, Raymond! Jesus!
1115
01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:56,470
- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.
- Animals.
1116
01:22:56,550 --> 01:22:59,220
- Yeah. Animal and stuff.
- Stuff. Yeah, I got that.
1117
01:22:59,300 --> 01:23:02,390
- So you need more schooling.
- Too much school.
1118
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:04,520
- Would you rather be dead?
- No, please...
1119
01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:08,940
You'd rather die here, on your knees,
in the back of a convenience store?
1120
01:23:09,770 --> 01:23:11,860
No. Please, no.
1121
01:23:15,690 --> 01:23:17,700
I'm keeping your license.
1122
01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:21,160
Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.
1123
01:23:22,530 --> 01:23:25,240
If you're not on your way to being
a veterinarian in six weeks,
1124
01:23:25,330 --> 01:23:26,580
you will be dead.
1125
01:23:29,210 --> 01:23:30,830
Now run on home.
1126
01:23:35,630 --> 01:23:37,590
Run, Forrest, run!
1127
01:23:39,130 --> 01:23:40,510
I feel ill.
1128
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:45,970
- Imagine how he feels.
- Come on, this isn't funny!
1129
01:23:46,060 --> 01:23:49,270
What the fuck was the point of that?
1130
01:23:49,350 --> 01:23:53,020
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day
of Raymond K HesseI's life.
1131
01:23:53,110 --> 01:23:57,570
His breakfast will taste better
than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
1132
01:23:58,820 --> 01:24:01,110
You had to give it to him.
1133
01:24:01,410 --> 01:24:03,450
- Come on.
- He had a plan.
1134
01:24:03,530 --> 01:24:06,830
And it started to make sense
in a Tyler sort of way.
1135
01:24:06,910 --> 01:24:10,210
No fear. No distractions.
1136
01:24:10,290 --> 01:24:14,420
The ability to let that
which does not matter truly slide.
1137
01:24:27,810 --> 01:24:29,730
You are not your job.
1138
01:24:31,940 --> 01:24:34,020
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.
1139
01:24:36,900 --> 01:24:39,150
You're not the car you drive.
1140
01:24:39,570 --> 01:24:42,490
You're not the contents of your wallet.
1141
01:24:43,450 --> 01:24:46,030
You're not your fucking khakis.
1142
01:24:47,660 --> 01:24:50,370
You are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.
1143
01:25:00,050 --> 01:25:02,470
I'll be out of your way in a sec.
1144
01:25:03,300 --> 01:25:05,140
You don't have to go.
1145
01:25:06,810 --> 01:25:08,060
Whatever.
1146
01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:13,020
No, I mean... It's OK.
1147
01:25:22,570 --> 01:25:24,820
Are you still going to groups?
1148
01:25:25,780 --> 01:25:26,870
Yeah.
1149
01:25:29,080 --> 01:25:30,950
Chloe's dead.
1150
01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:32,410
Wow. Chloe.
1151
01:25:34,120 --> 01:25:36,460
When did that happen?
1152
01:25:36,540 --> 01:25:37,960
Do you care?
1153
01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:41,840
I dunno.
I haven't thought about it in a while.
1154
01:25:41,920 --> 01:25:43,380
Yeah, well...
1155
01:25:44,260 --> 01:25:46,720
It was the smart move on her part.
1156
01:25:48,850 --> 01:25:50,310
Listen, um...
1157
01:25:51,220 --> 01:25:53,930
What are you getting out of all this?
1158
01:25:54,020 --> 01:25:55,100
What?
1159
01:25:56,230 --> 01:25:59,230
I mean, all this. Why do you keep...
1160
01:25:59,320 --> 01:26:01,320
Is this making you happy?
1161
01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:05,070
Yeah, well, sometimes.
1162
01:26:07,070 --> 01:26:08,660
I don't know. I don't understand.
1163
01:26:08,740 --> 01:26:14,830
Why does a weaker person need to latch
on to a strong person? What is that?
1164
01:26:14,910 --> 01:26:16,920
What do you get out of it?
1165
01:26:18,920 --> 01:26:23,630
No... That's not the same thing at all.
It's totally different with us.
1166
01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:24,720
"Us"?
1167
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:29,430
- What do you mean by "us"?
- I'm sorry. Do you hear this?
1168
01:26:29,550 --> 01:26:32,310
- Hear what?
- All that noise. Hold on.
1169
01:26:32,470 --> 01:26:35,890
No, wait! Don't change the subject!
I want to talk about this.
1170
01:26:35,980 --> 01:26:38,770
- You're not talking about me, are you?
- No.
1171
01:26:38,860 --> 01:26:42,110
- What?
- You playing doctor. What was going on?
1172
01:26:42,530 --> 01:26:45,570
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Nothing.
1173
01:26:45,650 --> 01:26:47,650
- I don't think so.
- What do you want?
1174
01:26:47,740 --> 01:26:49,780
- Look at me.
- No. What?
1175
01:26:51,620 --> 01:26:54,370
- What is that?
- It's nothing. Don't worry.
1176
01:26:54,450 --> 01:26:57,370
- My God. Who did this?
- A person.
1177
01:26:57,500 --> 01:26:58,870
Guy or girl?
1178
01:26:58,960 --> 01:27:01,590
- What do you care?
- What do you care if I ask?
1179
01:27:01,670 --> 01:27:03,300
- Leave me alone.
- You're afraid to say.
1180
01:27:03,380 --> 01:27:06,090
- I am not. Let me go.
- No! Talk to me.
1181
01:27:06,170 --> 01:27:07,970
Let go of me. Leave me alone!
1182
01:27:08,050 --> 01:27:10,050
- This conversation...
- This conversation...
1183
01:27:10,140 --> 01:27:12,640
- ... is over.
- ... is over.
1184
01:27:14,640 --> 01:27:17,060
I just can't win with you, can I?
1185
01:27:25,530 --> 01:27:27,110
Hey, this is getting a little old!
1186
01:27:29,910 --> 01:27:31,660
What is... What is all this?
1187
01:27:31,740 --> 01:27:33,490
What do you think?
1188
01:27:34,910 --> 01:27:36,910
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?
1189
01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:38,210
Hey!
1190
01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:48,050
Too young. Sorry.
1191
01:27:49,880 --> 01:27:51,470
What's all that?
1192
01:27:51,550 --> 01:27:55,140
Tell the applicant
if he's too young, too old or too fat.
1193
01:27:55,220 --> 01:27:56,430
Applicant?
1194
01:27:56,520 --> 01:28:00,100
If the applicant waits three days
without food or shelter,
1195
01:28:00,190 --> 01:28:02,650
he may enter and begin training.
1196
01:28:02,730 --> 01:28:04,480
Training for what?
1197
01:28:10,150 --> 01:28:12,030
You think this is a game?
1198
01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:14,370
You're too young to train here,
end of story.
1199
01:28:14,450 --> 01:28:17,040
Quit wasting our time.
Get the fuck out of here.
1200
01:28:21,670 --> 01:28:24,380
Bad news, friend.
1201
01:28:24,460 --> 01:28:27,090
It's not gonna happen.
1202
01:28:27,170 --> 01:28:29,130
Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.
1203
01:28:29,220 --> 01:28:32,470
It's not the end of the world.
Just... go away.
1204
01:28:33,970 --> 01:28:35,180
Go.
1205
01:28:36,010 --> 01:28:39,470
You're trespassing
and I will have to call the police.
1206
01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:47,940
Don't you look at me!
You're never getting in this fucking house!
1207
01:28:48,030 --> 01:28:51,360
Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!
Get off my porch!
1208
01:28:51,450 --> 01:28:54,610
Sooner or later,
we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.
1209
01:28:54,700 --> 01:28:57,910
I'm gonna go inside
and I'm gonna get a shovel.
1210
01:29:05,750 --> 01:29:09,550
Got two black shirts?
Two pair of black pants?
1211
01:29:09,670 --> 01:29:12,670
- Yes, sir.
- One pair black boots? Black socks?
1212
01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:14,220
- Sir.
- One black jacket?
1213
01:29:14,300 --> 01:29:16,510
- Sir.
- $300 personal burial money?
1214
01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:18,430
Yes, sir.
1215
01:29:20,480 --> 01:29:21,810
All right.
1216
01:29:32,610 --> 01:29:34,570
You're too old, fat man.
1217
01:29:35,450 --> 01:29:38,280
Your tits are too big.
Get the fuck off my porch.
1218
01:29:46,080 --> 01:29:47,460
Bob! Bob!
1219
01:30:03,810 --> 01:30:07,060
Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.
1220
01:30:07,190 --> 01:30:08,900
Space monkey.
1221
01:30:09,360 --> 01:30:12,690
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.
1222
01:30:18,320 --> 01:30:21,240
You are too fucking old, fatty!
1223
01:30:21,370 --> 01:30:26,160
And you... You're too fucking blond!
1224
01:30:26,330 --> 01:30:28,710
Get out of here, the both of you!
1225
01:30:29,420 --> 01:30:30,750
And so it went.
1226
01:30:30,840 --> 01:30:32,590
Listen up, maggots.
1227
01:30:33,300 --> 01:30:35,590
You are not special.
1228
01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:38,800
You are not
a beautiful or unique snowflake.
1229
01:30:39,680 --> 01:30:42,970
You are the same decaying organic matter
as everything else.
1230
01:30:43,720 --> 01:30:45,890
Tyler built himself an army.
1231
01:30:45,980 --> 01:30:50,190
We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.
1232
01:30:50,270 --> 01:30:53,190
We are all part of the same compost heap.
1233
01:30:55,530 --> 01:30:58,280
Why was Tyler Durden building an army?
1234
01:30:58,360 --> 01:31:01,990
To what purpose? For what greater good?
1235
01:31:05,710 --> 01:31:07,620
In Tyler we trusted.
1236
01:31:12,210 --> 01:31:17,670
When he was like,
"You are not your job," I was like, "Yeah!"
1237
01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:22,720
- Hey, what's all this?
- Hey!
1238
01:31:25,430 --> 01:31:27,430
OK!
1239
01:31:27,520 --> 01:31:29,600
- What's going on?
- We're celebrating.
1240
01:31:29,690 --> 01:31:31,940
- What are we celebrating?
- Go on.
1241
01:31:36,490 --> 01:31:38,860
- Hey.
- Let me get that for you.
1242
01:31:43,330 --> 01:31:46,580
Same great taste.
Pepsi. Generation Next.
1243
01:31:47,580 --> 01:31:49,410
Shh!
1244
01:31:50,170 --> 01:31:54,670
Investigators are on the scene.
The Police Commissioner has arrived.
1245
01:31:54,960 --> 01:31:58,260
Could you tell us
what you think has happened here?
1246
01:31:58,340 --> 01:32:02,260
We believe this is one of many
recent acts of vandalism around the city
1247
01:32:02,350 --> 01:32:05,600
somehow related to
underground boxing clubs.
1248
01:32:06,100 --> 01:32:09,430
We will be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.
1249
01:32:10,350 --> 01:32:13,520
That was Commissioner Jacobs
who just arrived on the scene
1250
01:32:13,610 --> 01:32:19,150
- of a four-alarm fire that broke out...
- She's hot.
1251
01:32:19,360 --> 01:32:21,400
Back to you in the studio.
1252
01:32:21,740 --> 01:32:23,320
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1253
01:32:24,830 --> 01:32:27,040
- Holy shit!
- Yeah!
1254
01:32:33,750 --> 01:32:36,000
What the fuck did you guys do?
1255
01:32:36,420 --> 01:32:38,800
Arson investigators
are on the premises...
1256
01:32:45,140 --> 01:32:49,470
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions, sir.
1257
01:32:55,650 --> 01:32:59,480
The victory in the war against crime
will not come overnight.
1258
01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:04,200
It will take dedication and commitment
and, most of all, cooperation.
1259
01:33:04,450 --> 01:33:07,910
Streets are safer now.
There is hope in the inner city.
1260
01:33:08,410 --> 01:33:11,330
- However...
- I gotta take a piss.
1261
01:33:12,160 --> 01:33:15,750
These are the first steps in a long journey.
1262
01:33:15,840 --> 01:33:17,130
That is why we have
created Project Hope...
1263
01:33:17,210 --> 01:33:18,550
Bob.
1264
01:33:18,630 --> 01:33:21,800
...helping others
with prevention and enforcement.
1265
01:33:22,680 --> 01:33:24,880
Project Hope will be a joint effort
1266
01:33:24,970 --> 01:33:27,350
between the police
and community leaders.
1267
01:33:28,010 --> 01:33:31,680
It will be a powerful new weapon
in the war against crime.
1268
01:34:18,610 --> 01:34:23,030
- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack.
- Man! His balls are ice-cold.
1269
01:34:23,900 --> 01:34:27,030
Hi. You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.
1270
01:34:27,110 --> 01:34:29,870
You will publicly state
there is no underground group
1271
01:34:29,950 --> 01:34:33,500
or these guys are gonna take your balls.
1272
01:34:33,580 --> 01:34:38,250
They'll send one to the New York Times
and one to the LA Times.
1273
01:34:38,330 --> 01:34:42,050
Look, the people you are after
are the people you depend on.
1274
01:34:42,130 --> 01:34:46,130
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.
We connect your calls.
1275
01:34:46,260 --> 01:34:49,970
We drive your ambulances.
We guard you while you sleep.
1276
01:34:54,430 --> 01:34:56,230
Do not fuck with us.
1277
01:35:05,860 --> 01:35:07,240
Ball check!
1278
01:35:22,130 --> 01:35:23,840
Bob, this way.
1279
01:35:24,880 --> 01:35:26,340
Let's go.
1280
01:35:27,550 --> 01:35:30,550
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
1281
01:35:31,050 --> 01:35:32,100
Hey!
1282
01:35:47,780 --> 01:35:49,030
Yeah!
1283
01:36:21,560 --> 01:36:26,650
I felt like putting a bullet in every panda
that wouldn't screw to save its species.
1284
01:36:29,860 --> 01:36:32,610
I wanted to open
the dump valves on oil tankers
1285
01:36:32,700 --> 01:36:35,950
and smother all those French beaches
I'd never see.
1286
01:36:40,250 --> 01:36:42,580
I wanted to breathe smoke.
1287
01:36:59,390 --> 01:37:01,730
Where did you go, psycho boy?
1288
01:37:03,150 --> 01:37:06,060
I felt like destroying something beautiful.
1289
01:37:10,240 --> 01:37:12,820
- Get him to a fucking hospital.
- Yeah.
1290
01:37:24,750 --> 01:37:28,250
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.
Airport parking. Long term.
1291
01:37:29,260 --> 01:37:31,050
After you, Mr. Durden.
1292
01:37:32,510 --> 01:37:33,840
After you.
1293
01:37:51,860 --> 01:37:54,650
- Something on your mind, dear?
- No.
1294
01:37:54,740 --> 01:37:57,490
Yeah. Why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?
1295
01:37:57,580 --> 01:38:01,540
First rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions.
1296
01:38:01,620 --> 01:38:05,210
- Why wasn't I included in the beginning?
- Fight Club was the beginning.
1297
01:38:05,290 --> 01:38:08,500
Now it's left the basements
and it's Project Mayhem.
1298
01:38:08,590 --> 01:38:11,460
We started Fight Club
together. Remember?
1299
01:38:11,550 --> 01:38:13,300
It's as much mine as it is yours.
1300
01:38:13,420 --> 01:38:17,430
- Is this about you and me?
- Yeah. Weren't we doing this together?
1301
01:38:17,510 --> 01:38:19,640
This does not belong to us.
1302
01:38:19,720 --> 01:38:22,640
- We are not special.
- Fuck that. You should have told me.
1303
01:38:24,480 --> 01:38:25,520
Hey, Tyler!
1304
01:38:28,230 --> 01:38:30,320
- Goddamn it, Tyler!
- What do you want?
1305
01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:33,610
A statement of purpose?
Should I email you?
1306
01:38:33,690 --> 01:38:36,320
- Look...
- You decide your level of involvement!
1307
01:38:36,410 --> 01:38:38,660
I will! I wanna know certain things first!
1308
01:38:38,740 --> 01:38:41,160
- The first rule of Project Mayhem...
- Shut up!
1309
01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:46,660
- I wanna know what you're thinking.
- Fuck what you know!
1310
01:38:47,330 --> 01:38:50,590
Forget about what you think you know
about life, friendship,
1311
01:38:50,670 --> 01:38:53,170
and especially about you and me.
1312
01:38:54,420 --> 01:38:57,050
What is that supposed to mean? What...
1313
01:38:59,510 --> 01:39:01,510
What are you doing?
1314
01:39:03,220 --> 01:39:05,180
What'll you wish you'd done
before you die?
1315
01:39:05,270 --> 01:39:07,890
- Paint a self-portrait.
- Build a house.
1316
01:39:08,230 --> 01:39:10,770
- And you?
- I don't know. Nothing.
1317
01:39:10,860 --> 01:39:13,110
- Get in the right lane.
- You have to know!
1318
01:39:13,190 --> 01:39:15,990
If you died now,
how would you feel about your life?
1319
01:39:16,070 --> 01:39:20,450
I don't know! Nothing good.
Is that what you want to hear me say?
1320
01:39:20,530 --> 01:39:22,280
- Come on!
- Not good enough.
1321
01:39:22,370 --> 01:39:24,540
Stop fucking around! Tyler!
1322
01:39:27,670 --> 01:39:29,290
Jesus Christ!
1323
01:39:29,380 --> 01:39:31,790
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!
1324
01:39:31,880 --> 01:39:35,760
Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!
I am sick of all your shit!
1325
01:39:37,260 --> 01:39:39,300
OK, man. OK.
1326
01:39:40,180 --> 01:39:42,390
- Quit screwing around. Steer!
- Look at you!
1327
01:39:42,550 --> 01:39:45,720
- Steer!
- Look at you! You're fucking pathetic!
1328
01:39:45,810 --> 01:39:50,440
- Why? Why? What are you talking about?
- Why do you think I blew up your condo?
1329
01:39:51,440 --> 01:39:52,650
What?
1330
01:39:52,730 --> 01:39:56,400
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.
It's not a goddamn seminar.
1331
01:39:57,240 --> 01:40:00,410
Stop trying to control everything
and just let go!
1332
01:40:03,490 --> 01:40:05,790
- Let go!
- All right. Fine.
1333
01:40:07,370 --> 01:40:08,500
Fine.
1334
01:41:07,680 --> 01:41:10,100
I'd never been in a car accident.
1335
01:41:11,310 --> 01:41:13,390
This must have been
what all those people felt like
1336
01:41:13,480 --> 01:41:16,610
before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.
1337
01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:18,610
Goddamn!
1338
01:41:22,780 --> 01:41:25,410
We've just had a near-life experience!
1339
01:41:30,790 --> 01:41:35,670
In the world I see, you're stalking elk
through the Grand Canyon forests
1340
01:41:35,750 --> 01:41:38,460
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.
1341
01:41:40,590 --> 01:41:45,010
You'll wear leather clothes
that will last you the rest of your life.
1342
01:41:45,390 --> 01:41:49,310
You'll climb the thick kudzu vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.
1343
01:41:50,640 --> 01:41:54,480
And when you look down,
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,
1344
01:41:55,150 --> 01:41:56,400
laying strips of venison
1345
01:41:56,480 --> 01:42:00,610
in the empty car-pool lane
of some abandoned superhighway.
1346
01:42:13,710 --> 01:42:15,500
Feel better, champ.
1347
01:42:33,890 --> 01:42:35,310
And then...
1348
01:42:35,390 --> 01:42:36,810
Tyler?
1349
01:42:36,900 --> 01:42:38,560
...Tyler was gone.
1350
01:42:47,030 --> 01:42:48,490
Was I asleep?
1351
01:42:50,530 --> 01:42:51,910
Had I slept?
1352
01:42:51,990 --> 01:42:54,540
You are not
a beautiful, unique snowflake...
1353
01:42:54,620 --> 01:42:57,670
The house had become a living thing,
1354
01:42:57,750 --> 01:43:01,090
wet inside from so many people
sweating and breathing.
1355
01:43:01,170 --> 01:43:02,750
We are all part
of the same compost heap...
1356
01:43:02,840 --> 01:43:06,970
So many people moving, the house moved.
1357
01:43:08,140 --> 01:43:10,010
Planet Tyler.
1358
01:43:10,100 --> 01:43:14,810
I had to hug the walls, trapped inside
this clockwork of space monkeys.
1359
01:43:15,100 --> 01:43:18,270
You can't be smoking!
You know how much ether is in here?
1360
01:43:18,350 --> 01:43:21,190
Cooking and working
and sleeping in teams.
1361
01:43:24,440 --> 01:43:26,110
Hang on a second.
1362
01:43:45,880 --> 01:43:47,380
It's under control, sir.
1363
01:43:50,640 --> 01:43:52,180
Where's Tyler?
1364
01:43:52,260 --> 01:43:55,060
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not...
1365
01:43:55,140 --> 01:43:57,310
Right. OK.
1366
01:43:59,650 --> 01:44:01,150
I'm all alone.
1367
01:44:01,730 --> 01:44:05,110
My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.
1368
01:44:05,690 --> 01:44:07,690
I am Jack's broken heart.
1369
01:44:12,280 --> 01:44:15,830
What comes next in Project Mayhem
only Tyler knows.
1370
01:44:16,660 --> 01:44:19,660
The second rule is
you do not ask questions.
1371
01:44:22,790 --> 01:44:25,710
Get the fuck away from me!
Get the fuck away!
1372
01:44:26,550 --> 01:44:28,550
Who are all these people?
1373
01:44:33,260 --> 01:44:35,510
The Paper Street Soap Company.
1374
01:44:38,060 --> 01:44:39,560
Can I come in?
1375
01:44:42,850 --> 01:44:44,360
He's not here.
1376
01:44:45,150 --> 01:44:46,230
What?
1377
01:44:47,860 --> 01:44:50,610
Tyler isn't here.
1378
01:44:51,860 --> 01:44:53,860
Tyler went away.
1379
01:44:53,950 --> 01:44:55,410
Tyler's gone.
1380
01:45:11,840 --> 01:45:13,630
Jesus! Get some help!
1381
01:45:26,570 --> 01:45:30,190
Two gunshot wounds coming through!
Make some fucking room!
1382
01:45:30,610 --> 01:45:32,650
What happened? What happened?
1383
01:45:32,740 --> 01:45:34,030
We were on assignment.
1384
01:45:34,110 --> 01:45:37,200
We were supposed to kill
two birds with one stone.
1385
01:45:37,370 --> 01:45:39,870
Destroy a piece of corporate art...
1386
01:45:39,950 --> 01:45:42,410
Operation Latte Thunder. Go!
1387
01:45:43,920 --> 01:45:46,420
...and trash a franchise coffee bar.
1388
01:45:52,420 --> 01:45:54,930
We had it all worked out, sir.
1389
01:46:02,810 --> 01:46:06,150
- It went smooth until...
- Police! Freeze!
1390
01:46:06,230 --> 01:46:09,020
- What?
- They shot Bob.
1391
01:46:10,610 --> 01:46:13,440
- They shot him in the head.
- Fucking pigs!
1392
01:46:18,370 --> 01:46:20,030
Oh, God!
1393
01:46:20,120 --> 01:46:23,950
- Those motherfuckers!
- You morons.
1394
01:46:24,460 --> 01:46:27,420
You run around in ski masks
trying to blow things up?
1395
01:46:27,500 --> 01:46:30,040
What did you think was gonna happen?
1396
01:46:33,300 --> 01:46:36,930
OK, quick! We gotta
get rid of the evidence - his body!
1397
01:46:37,010 --> 01:46:39,050
- Bury him.
- What?
1398
01:46:39,260 --> 01:46:41,810
Take him to the garden and bury him.
1399
01:46:42,560 --> 01:46:46,770
- Come on, people, let's go!
- Get the fuck off! Get away from him!
1400
01:46:46,850 --> 01:46:48,230
What are you talking about?
1401
01:46:48,310 --> 01:46:51,150
This isn't fucking evidence.
This is a person.
1402
01:46:51,320 --> 01:46:54,360
He's my friend
and you're not burying him in the garden!
1403
01:46:54,440 --> 01:46:57,150
He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.
1404
01:46:57,240 --> 01:47:00,070
- This is Bob.
- But, sir, in...
1405
01:47:00,160 --> 01:47:02,410
In Project Mayhem, we have no names.
1406
01:47:02,490 --> 01:47:03,830
Now, you listen to me.
1407
01:47:03,910 --> 01:47:08,420
This is a man and he has a name,
and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?
1408
01:47:08,500 --> 01:47:09,580
Robert Paulsen?
1409
01:47:09,670 --> 01:47:12,000
He's a man,
and he's dead now because of us.
1410
01:47:12,090 --> 01:47:13,920
Do you understand that?
1411
01:47:15,010 --> 01:47:16,510
I understand.
1412
01:47:18,760 --> 01:47:23,140
In death, a member of Project Mayhem
has a name.
1413
01:47:24,980 --> 01:47:27,060
His name is Robert Paulsen.
1414
01:47:27,850 --> 01:47:29,980
His name is Robert Paulsen.
1415
01:47:30,610 --> 01:47:33,480
His name... is Robert Paulsen.
1416
01:47:34,440 --> 01:47:37,030
His name is Robert Paulsen.
1417
01:47:37,200 --> 01:47:40,410
- Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.
- His name is Robert Paulsen.
1418
01:47:43,990 --> 01:47:46,500
Shut up! This is all over with!
1419
01:48:21,240 --> 01:48:22,280
Tyler?
1420
01:48:22,370 --> 01:48:24,870
No, this is Detective Stern
of the Arson Unit.
1421
01:48:25,080 --> 01:48:26,580
I need to see you...
1422
01:48:31,170 --> 01:48:35,290
I went to all the cities
on Tyler's used ticket stubs, bar-hopping.
1423
01:48:36,000 --> 01:48:37,340
I didn't know how,
1424
01:48:37,420 --> 01:48:40,510
but I could look at 50 different bars,
and somehow I just knew.
1425
01:48:40,590 --> 01:48:45,140
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.
It's very important that I talk to him.
1426
01:48:45,220 --> 01:48:47,180
I wish I could help you,
1427
01:48:47,390 --> 01:48:48,430
sir.
1428
01:48:54,770 --> 01:48:56,610
Every city I went to,
1429
01:48:57,780 --> 01:49:00,240
as soon as I set foot off the plane,
1430
01:49:00,320 --> 01:49:02,570
I knew a Fight Club was close.
1431
01:49:03,320 --> 01:49:04,370
Hey! Hey!
1432
01:49:05,620 --> 01:49:06,780
Taxi!
1433
01:49:06,950 --> 01:49:08,410
Look at my face. I'm a member.
1434
01:49:08,500 --> 01:49:11,710
Now, I just need to know
if you've seen Tyler.
1435
01:49:11,790 --> 01:49:15,420
I'm not exposed to bespeak
any such information to you,
1436
01:49:15,500 --> 01:49:19,840
nor would I, even if I had said information
at this juncture, be able.
1437
01:49:21,970 --> 01:49:24,470
- You're a moron.
- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
1438
01:49:26,140 --> 01:49:31,230
Tyler had been busy,
setting up franchises all over the country.
1439
01:49:34,020 --> 01:49:37,310
Was I asleep? Had I slept?
1440
01:49:38,440 --> 01:49:41,150
Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?
1441
01:49:42,150 --> 01:49:44,530
- We've just heard the stories.
- What stories?
1442
01:49:44,610 --> 01:49:49,200
- Nobody knows what he looks like.
- He has plastic surgery every three years.
1443
01:49:49,740 --> 01:49:51,870
That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
1444
01:49:51,960 --> 01:49:56,330
- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?
- Is Mr. Durden building an army?
1445
01:49:57,170 --> 01:50:00,300
I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu.
1446
01:50:01,170 --> 01:50:04,340
Everywhere I went,
I felt I'd already been there.
1447
01:50:05,090 --> 01:50:07,800
It was like following an invisible man.
1448
01:50:09,010 --> 01:50:11,140
The smell of dried blood.
1449
01:50:12,180 --> 01:50:15,140
Dirty, bare footprints circling each other.
1450
01:50:15,230 --> 01:50:18,150
That aroma of old sweat,
like fried chicken.
1451
01:50:18,860 --> 01:50:23,150
The feeI of a floor still warm
from a fight the night before.
1452
01:50:23,240 --> 01:50:25,990
I was always just one step behind Tyler.
1453
01:50:28,950 --> 01:50:34,200
His name is Robert Paulsen.
His name is Robert Paulsen. His...
1454
01:50:37,040 --> 01:50:38,710
Welcome back, sir.
1455
01:50:40,170 --> 01:50:41,840
How have you been?
1456
01:50:42,960 --> 01:50:44,510
Do you know me?
1457
01:50:45,050 --> 01:50:48,050
- Is this a test, sir?
- No. This is not a test.
1458
01:50:49,720 --> 01:50:52,010
You were in here last Thursday.
1459
01:50:52,560 --> 01:50:53,810
Thursday?
1460
01:50:54,350 --> 01:50:58,520
You were standing where you are now,
asking how good security is.
1461
01:50:59,060 --> 01:51:01,110
It's tight as a drum, sir.
1462
01:51:03,230 --> 01:51:05,110
Who do you think I am?
1463
01:51:05,900 --> 01:51:09,570
- Are you sure this isn't a test?
- No, this is not a test.
1464
01:51:11,160 --> 01:51:12,790
You're Mr. Durden.
1465
01:51:13,750 --> 01:51:16,080
You're the one who gave me this.
1466
01:51:17,170 --> 01:51:20,880
Please return your seat backs
to their full upright and locked position.
1467
01:51:32,680 --> 01:51:34,180
- Yeah?
- Marla, it's me.
1468
01:51:34,270 --> 01:51:36,390
- Have we ever done it?
- Done what?
1469
01:51:36,480 --> 01:51:39,560
- Had sex.
- What kind of stupid question is that?
1470
01:51:39,650 --> 01:51:42,820
Stupid because the answer's yes
or because it's no?
1471
01:51:42,900 --> 01:51:44,900
- Is this a trick?
- No. I need to know...
1472
01:51:44,980 --> 01:51:49,490
You wanna know if I think
we were just having sex or making love?
1473
01:51:49,570 --> 01:51:52,200
- We did make love?
- Is that what you're calling it?
1474
01:51:52,450 --> 01:51:55,700
Just answer the question!
Did we do it or not?
1475
01:51:55,790 --> 01:51:58,540
You fuck me, then snub me.
You love me, you hate me.
1476
01:51:58,620 --> 01:52:01,210
You're sensitive,
then you turn into an asshole.
1477
01:52:01,290 --> 01:52:03,960
Does that describe our relationship, Tyler?
1478
01:52:04,630 --> 01:52:06,710
We have just lost cabin pressure.
1479
01:52:06,880 --> 01:52:08,670
- What did you say?
- What is wrong with you?
1480
01:52:08,760 --> 01:52:11,220
- Say my name!
- Tyler Durden.
1481
01:52:11,300 --> 01:52:13,890
Tyler Durden, you fucking freak!
What's going on?
1482
01:52:13,970 --> 01:52:16,010
- I'm coming over!
- I'm not there!
1483
01:52:18,100 --> 01:52:20,140
You broke your promise.
1484
01:52:20,230 --> 01:52:22,520
- Jesus, Tyler.
- You talked to her about me.
1485
01:52:22,610 --> 01:52:27,780
- What the fuck is going on?
- I ask you for one thing. One simple thing.
1486
01:52:27,860 --> 01:52:30,280
Why do people think that I'm you?
1487
01:52:30,860 --> 01:52:32,200
Answer me!
1488
01:52:36,330 --> 01:52:37,410
Sit.
1489
01:52:40,710 --> 01:52:43,710
Answer me. Why do people think I'm you?
1490
01:52:44,000 --> 01:52:45,750
I think you know.
1491
01:52:45,840 --> 01:52:47,920
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
1492
01:52:48,010 --> 01:52:51,050
Why would anyone
possibly confuse you with me?
1493
01:52:52,470 --> 01:52:54,140
I... I don't know.
1494
01:52:58,680 --> 01:53:00,520
- You got it.
- No.
1495
01:53:00,770 --> 01:53:03,520
- Do not fuck with us!
- Say it.
1496
01:53:05,060 --> 01:53:06,400
Because...
1497
01:53:08,190 --> 01:53:09,400
Say it!
1498
01:53:11,400 --> 01:53:13,700
Because we're the same person.
1499
01:53:13,950 --> 01:53:15,030
That's right.
1500
01:53:15,120 --> 01:53:17,700
We are the all-singing, all-dancing...
1501
01:53:17,790 --> 01:53:21,500
- I don't understand this.
- You wanted a way to change your life.
1502
01:53:21,580 --> 01:53:23,790
You could not do this on your own.
1503
01:53:23,880 --> 01:53:27,130
All the ways you wish you could be -
that's me.
1504
01:53:28,300 --> 01:53:30,590
I look like you wanna look,
fuck like you wanna fuck,
1505
01:53:30,670 --> 01:53:35,840
I am smart, capable and, most importantly,
I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
1506
01:53:36,140 --> 01:53:37,180
Oh, no.
1507
01:53:37,260 --> 01:53:40,430
- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.
- What?
1508
01:53:40,520 --> 01:53:44,770
- This isn't possible. This is crazy.
- People do it every day.
1509
01:53:45,020 --> 01:53:48,820
They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be.
1510
01:53:48,900 --> 01:53:52,950
They don't have the courage you have
to just run with it.
1511
01:53:55,280 --> 01:53:58,910
You still wrestle with it,
so sometimes you're still you.
1512
01:53:58,990 --> 01:54:00,540
We should do this again sometime.
1513
01:54:00,910 --> 01:54:03,160
Other times,
you imagine you're watching me.
1514
01:54:03,250 --> 01:54:06,120
If this is your first time, you have to fight.
1515
01:54:06,210 --> 01:54:09,880
Little by little,
you're just letting yourself become...
1516
01:54:11,840 --> 01:54:13,010
Tyler Durden.
1517
01:54:13,090 --> 01:54:16,640
You are not your job
or how much money you have!
1518
01:54:17,050 --> 01:54:18,760
- No. You have a house.
- Rented in your name.
1519
01:54:18,850 --> 01:54:22,430
- You have jobs, a life.
- You work nights because you can't sleep.
1520
01:54:22,600 --> 01:54:26,440
- Or you stay up and make soap.
- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
1521
01:54:26,520 --> 01:54:29,060
Technically, you are.
But it's all the same to her.
1522
01:54:31,730 --> 01:54:33,280
Oh, my God.
1523
01:54:34,110 --> 01:54:36,200
Now you see our dilemma.
1524
01:54:36,780 --> 01:54:38,660
She knows too much.
1525
01:54:39,580 --> 01:54:42,790
I think we're gonna have to talk about
how this might compromise our goals.
1526
01:54:44,960 --> 01:54:47,170
What... What are you saying?
1527
01:54:47,290 --> 01:54:51,300
This is bullshit. This is bullshit!
I'm not listening to this.
1528
01:54:51,380 --> 01:54:54,380
- You are insane!
- No. You're insane.
1529
01:54:54,470 --> 01:54:57,630
And we simply
do not have time for this crap.
1530
01:54:59,350 --> 01:55:01,260
It's called a changeover.
1531
01:55:01,350 --> 01:55:05,390
The movie goes on,
and nobody in the audience has any idea.
1532
01:55:19,160 --> 01:55:22,780
- Sir! Are you checking out?
- Yeah. Bill me.
1533
01:55:22,870 --> 01:55:26,330
I need you to initial
this list of phone calls, please.
1534
01:55:29,830 --> 01:55:33,550
- When were these made?
- Between 2:00 and 3:30 this morning.
1535
01:55:39,010 --> 01:55:41,350
Have I been going to bed earlier
every night?
1536
01:55:41,430 --> 01:55:43,600
Have I been sleeping later?
1537
01:55:45,180 --> 01:55:48,100
Have I been Tyler longer and longer?
1538
01:55:51,860 --> 01:55:53,440
Is anybody here?
1539
01:55:55,860 --> 01:55:58,360
Déjà vu, all over again.
1540
01:55:59,530 --> 01:56:02,570
With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.
1541
01:56:05,330 --> 01:56:06,790
Oh, my God.
1542
01:56:10,540 --> 01:56:12,540
- 1888.
- Who am I calling?
1543
01:56:12,960 --> 01:56:15,210
Franklin. This is maintenance.
1544
01:56:16,760 --> 01:56:19,340
Hello? Hello?
1545
01:56:19,430 --> 01:56:21,050
Franklin Street?
1546
01:56:22,220 --> 01:56:24,180
Yes. Can I help you?
1547
01:56:26,770 --> 01:56:29,350
- Hello?
- Yeah, yeah.
1548
01:56:29,890 --> 01:56:32,060
I need to talk to your supervisor
right away.
1549
01:56:32,150 --> 01:56:34,110
- Speaking.
- OK, listen to me.
1550
01:56:34,190 --> 01:56:37,280
Something terrible
is about to happen to your building.
1551
01:56:37,360 --> 01:56:39,320
It's under control, sir.
1552
01:56:40,030 --> 01:56:43,490
- Excuse me?
- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.
1553
01:56:47,500 --> 01:56:48,580
2160.
1554
01:56:57,010 --> 01:56:59,590
Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!
1555
01:57:01,470 --> 01:57:04,050
Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!
1556
01:57:04,140 --> 01:57:06,680
Your bald freaks hit me
with a fucking broom!
1557
01:57:06,760 --> 01:57:08,470
They almost broke my arm!
1558
01:57:08,560 --> 01:57:10,100
They were burning
their fingertips with lye.
1559
01:57:12,190 --> 01:57:14,980
It'll take a tremendous act of faith
on your part, but hear me out.
1560
01:57:15,060 --> 01:57:18,780
- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.
- A little more faith than that.
1561
01:57:23,160 --> 01:57:24,990
I don't wanna hear
anything you have to say.
1562
01:57:25,070 --> 01:57:27,830
You have every right to be...
1563
01:57:27,910 --> 01:57:29,490
I'll just have a coffee, thanks.
1564
01:57:29,580 --> 01:57:32,080
Sir, anything you order
is free of charge, sir.
1565
01:57:33,290 --> 01:57:35,960
- Why is it free of charge?
- Don't ask.
1566
01:57:36,170 --> 01:57:37,420
Whatever.
1567
01:57:37,500 --> 01:57:38,960
I'll have the clam chowder,
1568
01:57:39,050 --> 01:57:42,380
fried chicken with a baked potato
and chocolate chiffon pie.
1569
01:57:42,470 --> 01:57:44,550
Clean food, please.
1570
01:57:44,640 --> 01:57:47,220
In that case, sir,
I advise against the clam chowder.
1571
01:57:47,310 --> 01:57:49,430
No clam chowder. Thank you.
1572
01:57:52,060 --> 01:57:54,060
You got about 30 seconds.
1573
01:57:55,690 --> 01:57:58,900
I know I've been acting very strange, OK?
1574
01:57:59,230 --> 01:58:01,740
I know it seems there's two sides to me...
1575
01:58:01,820 --> 01:58:03,900
Two sides?
You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.
1576
01:58:03,990 --> 01:58:07,320
I deserved that.
But I realized something important.
1577
01:58:07,410 --> 01:58:08,620
What?
1578
01:58:08,700 --> 01:58:11,950
The full extent of our relationship
wasn't clear to me until now,
1579
01:58:12,040 --> 01:58:14,080
for reasons I won't go into.
1580
01:58:14,170 --> 01:58:16,580
- I know I haven't treated you well.
- Whatever.
1581
01:58:16,670 --> 01:58:21,090
No, no. Fifteen seconds, please!
Fifteen seconds, don't open your mouth.
1582
01:58:21,630 --> 01:58:23,760
I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry.
1583
01:58:23,840 --> 01:58:27,510
What I've come to realize
is that I really like you, Marla.
1584
01:58:29,680 --> 01:58:31,470
- You do?
- I really do.
1585
01:58:32,230 --> 01:58:36,650
I care about you and I don't want anything
bad to happen to you because of me.
1586
01:58:36,730 --> 01:58:39,360
Your life is in danger.
1587
01:58:41,190 --> 01:58:44,030
- What?
- You need to leave town for a while.
1588
01:58:44,150 --> 01:58:46,450
Get out of any major city.
Just go camping...
1589
01:58:46,530 --> 01:58:48,240
You're an insane person.
1590
01:58:48,320 --> 01:58:52,080
- I've involved you in something terrible.
- No. Shut up!
1591
01:58:52,160 --> 01:58:54,250
- You're not safe.
- Shut up!
1592
01:58:56,710 --> 01:59:00,880
- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried.
- I know you did.
1593
01:59:01,050 --> 01:59:06,220
There are things about you I like.
You're smart, funny, spectacular in bed.
1594
01:59:06,880 --> 01:59:09,470
But... you're intolerable.
1595
01:59:10,140 --> 01:59:13,970
You have very serious emotional problems
1596
01:59:14,060 --> 01:59:15,980
for which you should seek
professional help.
1597
01:59:16,060 --> 01:59:20,230
- I know, and I'm sorry.
- You're sorry, I'm sorry, everyone's sorry.
1598
01:59:21,610 --> 01:59:23,610
I can't do this anymore.
1599
01:59:24,440 --> 01:59:26,900
I can't. I won't.
1600
01:59:28,780 --> 01:59:30,070
I'm gone.
1601
01:59:31,030 --> 01:59:33,240
You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!
1602
01:59:36,870 --> 01:59:38,580
- Marla, you don't understand!
- Leave me alone!
1603
01:59:38,670 --> 01:59:40,880
I am trying to protect you!
1604
01:59:41,090 --> 01:59:44,250
- I never want to see you again!
- If that's what it takes...
1605
01:59:44,630 --> 01:59:46,380
Wait right here.
1606
01:59:50,800 --> 01:59:52,760
Hold it right there! Shut up!
1607
01:59:53,390 --> 01:59:56,810
Take this money and get on this bus.
I promise I will never bother you again.
1608
01:59:58,100 --> 01:59:59,390
Shut up!
1609
01:59:59,480 --> 02:00:02,440
Please get on the bus.
Please get on the bus.
1610
02:00:03,980 --> 02:00:06,820
- Why are you doing this?
- They think you're a threat.
1611
02:00:06,900 --> 02:00:09,030
I can't explain now. Trust me.
1612
02:00:09,110 --> 02:00:11,030
If I see where you're going,
you won't be safe.
1613
02:00:11,120 --> 02:00:13,740
I'm not paying this back.
I consider it asshole tax.
1614
02:00:13,830 --> 02:00:17,620
Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities
for a couple of days, OK?
1615
02:00:17,710 --> 02:00:18,960
Tyler...
1616
02:00:20,460 --> 02:00:22,710
You're the worst thing
that ever happened to me.
1617
02:00:37,680 --> 02:00:40,190
Hello. I need you to arrest me.
1618
02:00:40,850 --> 02:00:43,100
I am the leader of a terrorist organization
1619
02:00:43,190 --> 02:00:47,690
responsible for numerous acts
of vandalism and assault all over this city.
1620
02:00:48,360 --> 02:00:51,820
In the metropolitan area,
we had probably 200 members.
1621
02:00:52,240 --> 02:00:56,240
Chapters have sprung up
in five or six other major cities already.
1622
02:00:56,330 --> 02:00:59,540
This is a tightly regimented organization
1623
02:00:59,620 --> 02:01:04,170
with many cells capable of operating
independent of central leadership.
1624
02:01:05,170 --> 02:01:09,010
Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.
1625
02:01:09,630 --> 02:01:11,260
That's our headquarters.
1626
02:01:11,340 --> 02:01:16,180
In the back, buried in the garden,
you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.
1627
02:01:17,520 --> 02:01:19,850
In the basement, you'll find some bathtubs
1628
02:01:19,930 --> 02:01:24,520
that have been used very recently
to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.
1629
02:01:25,770 --> 02:01:28,610
I believe the plan is
to blow up the headquarters
1630
02:01:28,690 --> 02:01:30,530
of these credit-card companies
1631
02:01:30,610 --> 02:01:32,400
and the TRW building.
1632
02:01:34,160 --> 02:01:37,530
Why these buildings?
Why credit-card companies?
1633
02:01:37,910 --> 02:01:41,330
If you erase the debt record,
then we all go back to zero.
1634
02:01:42,210 --> 02:01:44,290
You'll create total chaos.
1635
02:01:46,840 --> 02:01:49,840
Keep him talking.
I need to make a phone call.
1636
02:01:59,970 --> 02:02:02,390
I really admire what you're doing.
1637
02:02:03,560 --> 02:02:06,270
- What?
- You're a brave man to order this.
1638
02:02:07,230 --> 02:02:09,020
You're a genius, sir.
1639
02:02:09,110 --> 02:02:13,110
You said if anyone ever interferes
with Project Mayhem, even you,
1640
02:02:14,240 --> 02:02:15,780
we gotta get his balls.
1641
02:02:16,910 --> 02:02:20,370
- Don't fight.
- It's a powerful gesture, Mr. Durden.
1642
02:02:20,450 --> 02:02:23,620
- It'll set quite an example.
- You're making a big mistake!
1643
02:02:23,710 --> 02:02:25,920
- You said you'd say that.
- I'm not Tyler Durden!
1644
02:02:26,000 --> 02:02:28,290
You told us you'd say that too.
1645
02:02:28,840 --> 02:02:30,840
All right. I am Tyler Durden.
1646
02:02:30,920 --> 02:02:35,550
Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order.
We're aborting this mission now.
1647
02:02:35,630 --> 02:02:38,350
You said you would definitely say that.
1648
02:02:40,140 --> 02:02:41,680
Let me go!
1649
02:02:42,930 --> 02:02:46,600
Are you fucking out of your minds?
You're police officers!
1650
02:02:48,400 --> 02:02:49,860
Is somebody timing this?
1651
02:02:49,940 --> 02:02:51,730
Keep your mouth shut.
1652
02:02:53,030 --> 02:02:54,110
Shit!
1653
02:02:57,780 --> 02:03:00,780
- Some of this information checks out.
- Uh- huh?
1654
02:03:01,160 --> 02:03:04,040
- Let's go to that house on Paper Street.
- Be right there.
1655
02:03:05,370 --> 02:03:06,460
Hey, wait!
1656
02:03:06,620 --> 02:03:07,870
- You got him?
- I got him.
1657
02:03:07,960 --> 02:03:09,580
Sir, we have to do this.
1658
02:03:09,670 --> 02:03:12,420
- Stop fighting!
- Where's the rubber band?
1659
02:03:12,510 --> 02:03:15,510
Get away from me!
Drop that fucking knife!
1660
02:03:18,550 --> 02:03:22,100
Back up. Face down on the floor right now!
1661
02:03:24,230 --> 02:03:26,100
Get down on the floor!
1662
02:03:30,650 --> 02:03:34,730
First person that comes out this door
gets a lead salad! Understand?
1663
02:03:59,590 --> 02:04:01,510
Get away! Stay away!
1664
02:04:14,650 --> 02:04:15,820
I ran.
1665
02:04:17,320 --> 02:04:21,200
I ran until my muscles burned
and my veins pumped battery acid.
1666
02:04:23,950 --> 02:04:25,990
Then I ran some more.
1667
02:05:07,540 --> 02:05:10,540
What the fuck are you doing,
running around in your underpants?
1668
02:05:10,620 --> 02:05:12,420
You look crazy!
1669
02:05:12,500 --> 02:05:15,500
No. I'm onto you.
I know what's going on here.
1670
02:05:15,590 --> 02:05:20,380
Come on, then. I got us a great place
to watch from. It'll be like Pay-per-view.
1671
02:06:09,060 --> 02:06:10,350
Oh, Christ.
1672
02:06:10,430 --> 02:06:12,270
Now what are you doing?
1673
02:06:12,350 --> 02:06:14,440
- I'm stopping this.
- Why?
1674
02:06:14,980 --> 02:06:18,770
- The greatest thing you've ever done.
- I can't let this happen.
1675
02:06:18,860 --> 02:06:20,980
There are 10 other bombs
in 10 other buildings.
1676
02:06:21,570 --> 02:06:23,700
Since when is Project Mayhem
about murder?
1677
02:06:23,780 --> 02:06:29,030
The buildings are empty. We're not
killing anyone. We're setting them free!
1678
02:06:29,120 --> 02:06:31,910
Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.
1679
02:06:32,540 --> 02:06:34,620
You wanna make an omelet,
you gotta break eggs.
1680
02:06:34,710 --> 02:06:38,000
No. I'm not listening to you.
You're not even there.
1681
02:06:45,380 --> 02:06:49,300
Wouldn't do that.
Not unless I knew which wires were what.
1682
02:06:49,390 --> 02:06:51,350
If you know, then I know.
1683
02:06:56,690 --> 02:07:01,520
Or... maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent
all day thinking about the wrong ones.
1684
02:07:09,910 --> 02:07:11,240
You think?
1685
02:07:12,580 --> 02:07:15,120
Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.
1686
02:07:15,210 --> 02:07:17,670
Pull any one but the green one.
1687
02:07:22,760 --> 02:07:25,210
I asked you not to do that!
1688
02:07:27,550 --> 02:07:28,720
Fuck!
1689
02:07:30,010 --> 02:07:32,220
Tyler, get away from the van.
1690
02:07:34,220 --> 02:07:37,230
Tyler, I'm not kidding!
Get away from the van!
1691
02:07:38,150 --> 02:07:39,520
Goddamn it!
1692
02:07:40,900 --> 02:07:43,070
Whoa! Whoa!
1693
02:07:46,200 --> 02:07:47,450
OK.
1694
02:07:47,530 --> 02:07:50,660
You are now firing a gun
at your imaginary friend
1695
02:07:50,740 --> 02:07:53,410
near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!
1696
02:07:55,750 --> 02:07:57,830
Cool it, Tyler!
1697
02:08:10,800 --> 02:08:13,510
Aw, come on! Don't go!
1698
02:08:52,640 --> 02:08:53,720
What?
1699
02:09:39,350 --> 02:09:42,890
Three minutes. This is it.
1700
02:09:43,230 --> 02:09:45,350
The beginning.
1701
02:09:45,440 --> 02:09:46,900
Ground zero.
1702
02:09:46,980 --> 02:09:51,610
- I think this is about where we came in.
- Want to say a few words for the occasion?
1703
02:09:54,280 --> 02:09:55,410
I'm sorry?
1704
02:09:55,490 --> 02:09:57,870
I still can't think of anything.
1705
02:09:59,200 --> 02:10:01,120
Ah. Flashback humor.
1706
02:10:06,960 --> 02:10:09,170
It's getting exciting now.
1707
02:10:10,550 --> 02:10:14,050
Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.
1708
02:10:15,970 --> 02:10:20,060
Out these windows, we will view
the collapse of financial history.
1709
02:10:20,220 --> 02:10:23,180
One step closer to economic equilibrium.
1710
02:10:37,990 --> 02:10:40,700
- Why is she here?
- Tying up loose ends.
1711
02:10:41,450 --> 02:10:44,250
Put me down, you bald-headed fuck!
1712
02:10:44,960 --> 02:10:49,340
- I beg you, please don't do this.
- I'm not doing this. We are doing this.
1713
02:10:49,420 --> 02:10:52,420
- This is what we want.
- No. I don't want this.
1714
02:10:52,590 --> 02:10:57,340
Right. Except "you" is meaningless now.
We have to forget about you.
1715
02:10:58,260 --> 02:11:01,180
- You're a voice in my head.
- You're a voice in mine!
1716
02:11:01,270 --> 02:11:04,850
- Why can't I get rid of you?
- You need me.
1717
02:11:04,940 --> 02:11:07,270
No. I don't. I really don't anymore.
1718
02:11:07,350 --> 02:11:11,440
You created me. I didn't create some
loser alter ego to make me feel better.
1719
02:11:11,650 --> 02:11:14,030
- Take some responsibility.
- I do.
1720
02:11:14,110 --> 02:11:17,610
I am responsible for all of it,
and I accept that.
1721
02:11:17,700 --> 02:11:21,280
So, please, I'm begging you,
please call this off.
1722
02:11:23,790 --> 02:11:25,750
Have I ever let us down?
1723
02:11:27,420 --> 02:11:30,130
How far have you come because of me?
1724
02:11:35,590 --> 02:11:37,680
I will bring us through this.
1725
02:11:37,760 --> 02:11:41,600
As always, I will carry you
kicking and screaming,
1726
02:11:41,720 --> 02:11:44,180
and in the end you will thank me.
1727
02:11:44,430 --> 02:11:46,930
Tyler. Tyler.
1728
02:11:47,060 --> 02:11:50,940
I'm grateful to you
for everything that you've done for me.
1729
02:11:51,020 --> 02:11:53,440
But this is too much. I don't want this.
1730
02:11:53,530 --> 02:11:58,320
What do you want? Your shit job back?
Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?
1731
02:11:58,410 --> 02:12:00,450
Fuck you! I won't do it.
1732
02:12:01,450 --> 02:12:05,290
- This can't be happening.
- It's already done, so shut up!
1733
02:12:05,870 --> 02:12:09,370
- 60 seconds till CRl.
- No.
1734
02:12:11,080 --> 02:12:14,090
I can figure this out. This isn't even real.
1735
02:12:14,420 --> 02:12:18,260
You're not real. That gun...
That gun isn't even in your hand.
1736
02:12:19,430 --> 02:12:21,220
The gun's in my hand.
1737
02:12:27,350 --> 02:12:30,140
Good for you. It doesn't change a thing.
1738
02:12:38,360 --> 02:12:41,160
Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?
1739
02:12:41,820 --> 02:12:43,740
Not my head, Tyler.
1740
02:12:44,030 --> 02:12:45,450
Our head.
1741
02:12:47,580 --> 02:12:49,000
Interesting.
1742
02:12:52,460 --> 02:12:55,380
Where are you going with this, IKEA boy?
1743
02:13:01,430 --> 02:13:04,180
Hey. It's you and me.
1744
02:13:08,140 --> 02:13:09,480
Friends?
1745
02:13:10,890 --> 02:13:12,230
Tyler,
1746
02:13:15,610 --> 02:13:18,190
I want you to really listen to me.
1747
02:13:18,860 --> 02:13:19,900
OK.
1748
02:13:21,910 --> 02:13:23,740
My eyes are open.
1749
02:13:41,300 --> 02:13:43,010
What's that smell?
1750
02:14:03,740 --> 02:14:07,070
- Where is everybody?
- Oh, no. What's going on?
1751
02:14:07,580 --> 02:14:09,080
Mr. Durden!
1752
02:14:09,450 --> 02:14:10,950
Oh, my God!
1753
02:14:11,960 --> 02:14:13,000
Sir!
1754
02:14:16,460 --> 02:14:19,630
Are you... Are you all right, sir?
1755
02:14:20,050 --> 02:14:23,760
- Oh, yeah, I'm OK.
- You look terrible, sir. What happened?
1756
02:14:24,090 --> 02:14:27,760
- Oh, nothing, it's no problem.
- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.
1757
02:14:27,850 --> 02:14:31,470
- You look awful. You need assistance.
- I'm fine.
1758
02:14:31,980 --> 02:14:34,440
Look, I'm fine. Everything's fine.
1759
02:14:36,520 --> 02:14:39,400
Ow! Stop it!
1760
02:14:39,480 --> 02:14:41,940
- Let her go.
- Christ Almighty!
1761
02:14:42,820 --> 02:14:44,030
You!
1762
02:14:44,820 --> 02:14:46,160
Hi, Marla.
1763
02:14:47,660 --> 02:14:51,620
- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs.
- Are you sure?
1764
02:14:51,830 --> 02:14:53,500
Yes, I'm sure.
1765
02:14:55,330 --> 02:14:59,500
You fucker! What sick fucking game
are you playing at, putting me on a...
1766
02:14:59,590 --> 02:15:01,960
Oh, my God, your face!
1767
02:15:02,050 --> 02:15:03,550
Yeah, I know.
1768
02:15:09,010 --> 02:15:11,220
- What happened?
- Don't ask.
1769
02:15:11,310 --> 02:15:13,270
- You're shot.
- Yes, I'm shot.
1770
02:15:13,350 --> 02:15:15,180
Oh, my God.
1771
02:15:15,310 --> 02:15:18,650
- I can't believe he's standing.
- Tough motherfucker.
1772
02:15:22,820 --> 02:15:24,360
Who did this?
1773
02:15:24,900 --> 02:15:26,530
I did, actually.
1774
02:15:27,240 --> 02:15:28,950
Find some gauze.
1775
02:15:30,580 --> 02:15:34,870
- You shot yourself?
- Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.
1776
02:15:34,960 --> 02:15:36,460
I'm really OK.
1777
02:15:37,960 --> 02:15:40,960
Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.
1778
02:15:54,310 --> 02:15:56,890
You met me at
a very strange time in my life.
1779
02:15:59,480 --> 02:16:02,730
With your feet on the air
and your head on the ground
1780
02:16:06,860 --> 02:16:09,450
Try this trick and spin it
1781
02:16:10,160 --> 02:16:11,950
Yeah!
1782
02:16:12,410 --> 02:16:15,580
Your head will collapse
but there's nothing in it
1783
02:16:15,660 --> 02:16:17,830
And you'll ask yourself
1784
02:16:17,910 --> 02:16:23,040
Where is my mind?
1785
02:16:23,170 --> 02:16:26,380
Where is my mind?
1786
02:16:34,470 --> 02:16:39,140
Way out in the water
1787
02:16:39,230 --> 02:16:40,810
See it swimming?
1788
02:16:46,780 --> 02:16:49,950
I was swimming in the Caribbean
1789
02:16:53,370 --> 02:16:56,910
Animals were hiding behind a rock
1790
02:16:59,000 --> 02:17:00,660
Except the little fish
1791
02:17:00,750 --> 02:17:02,330
When they told me east is west
1792
02:17:02,420 --> 02:17:04,670
Trying to talk to me, coy koi
1793
02:17:04,790 --> 02:17:12,800
Where is my mind?
1794
02:17:21,390 --> 02:17:25,400
Way out in the water
1795
02:17:25,480 --> 02:17:27,150
See it swimming?
1796
02:17:41,410 --> 02:17:45,170
With your feet on the air
and your head on the ground
1797
02:17:48,670 --> 02:17:50,840
Try this trick and spin it
1798
02:17:51,380 --> 02:17:52,550
Yeah!
1799
02:17:54,180 --> 02:17:55,720
Your head will collapse
1800
02:17:55,800 --> 02:17:57,510
If there's nothing in it
1801
02:17:57,600 --> 02:17:59,640
And you'll ask yourself
1802
02:17:59,720 --> 02:18:07,900
Where is my mind?
1803
02:18:16,120 --> 02:18:20,370
Way out in the water
1804
02:18:20,450 --> 02:18:22,290
See it swimming?
1805
02:18:34,050 --> 02:18:37,390
Your feet are on the air
and your head on the ground
1806
02:18:40,890 --> 02:18:44,100
Try this trick and spin it...
1807
02:18:45,000 --> 02:18:48,120
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