1 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:21,981 AND NOW... 2 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,182 IT'S... 3 00:00:27,627 --> 00:00:31,723 MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUSES. 4 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:39,000 Ripped & Corrected By mstoll 5 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,750 THE ADVENTURES OF BIGGLES. 6 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:05,458 "BIGGLES DICTATES A LETTER. " 7 00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:07,261 MISS BLADDER, TAKE A LETTER. 8 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,494 YES, SENOR BIGGLES. 9 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:10,560 DON'T CALL ME "SENOR"! 10 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:12,070 OR GROUP CAPTAIN BIGGLES 11 00:01:12,105 --> 00:01:15,074 OR MARY BIGGLES IF I'M DRESSED AS MY WIFE 12 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:16,302 BUT NEVER SENOR! 13 00:01:16,342 --> 00:01:17,309 SORRY. 14 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:19,072 I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO SPAIN. 15 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:21,137 YOU WENT TO IBIZA LAST YEAR. 16 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:23,977 THAT'S STILL NO GROUNDS FOR CALLING ME SENOR 17 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:26,144 OR "DON BEEG-LES," FOR THAT MATTER. 18 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:29,912 RIGHT. DEAR KING HAAKON... 19 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:31,685 "OF NORWAY," IS THAT? 20 00:01:31,724 --> 00:01:34,056 JUST PUT DOWN WHAT I SAY. 21 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,356 DO I PUT THAT DOWN? 22 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:36,521 COURSE YOU DON'T PUT THAT DOWN! 23 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:37,825 WELL, WHAT ABOUT THAT? 24 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:40,162 LOOK! 25 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,601 DON'T PUT THAT DOWN. 26 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:46,070 JUST PUT DOWN... WAIT A MO, WAIT A MO. 27 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,540 NOW, WHEN I'VE GOT THESE ANTLERS ON... 28 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:50,475 WHEN I'VE GOT THESE ANTLERS ON 29 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:51,670 I AM DICTATING 30 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:54,578 AND WHEN I TAKE THEM OFF, I'M NOT DICTATING. 31 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:56,673 "I'M NOT DICTATING." 32 00:01:56,716 --> 00:01:58,946 WHAT? 33 00:01:58,985 --> 00:02:00,418 READ THAT BACK. 34 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:03,752 "DEAR KING HAAKON, I'M NOT DICTATING. 35 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:04,916 WHAT?" 36 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:08,951 NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU LOOPY BROTHEL INMATE! 37 00:02:08,995 --> 00:02:11,327 I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. 38 00:02:11,364 --> 00:02:12,592 I'M NOT A COURTESAN. 39 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:15,192 OH, OH, COURTESAN... OH, AREN'T WE GRAND? 40 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:17,533 HARLOT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR US, EH? 41 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:19,868 PARAMOUR, CONCUBINE, FILLE DE JOIE... 42 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:21,339 THAT'S WHAT WE ARE NOT. 43 00:02:21,374 --> 00:02:23,535 WELL, LISTEN TO ME, MY FINE FELLOW 44 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:24,873 YOU ARE A BIT OF TAIL 45 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:26,139 THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 46 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:28,977 I AM NOT, YOU DEMENTED FICTIONAL CHARACTER. 47 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:30,209 ALGY SAYS YOU ARE. 48 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,810 HE SAYS YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN YOU SHOULD BE. 49 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:34,217 AND HOW WOULD HE KNOW? 50 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,345 AND JUST WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? 51 00:02:36,389 --> 00:02:37,686 ARE YOU CALLING 52 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:40,056 MY OLD FICTIONAL COMRADE-IN-ARMS A FAIRY? 53 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:43,893 FAIRY! POOF'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ALGY, IS IT? 54 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:46,490 HE'S GOT TO BE A BLEEDIN' FAIRY. 55 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,558 MINCING OLD R.A.F. QUEEN. 56 00:02:48,601 --> 00:02:50,432 ALGY, I HAVE TO SEE YOU. 57 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:52,938 Righto. 58 00:02:54,073 --> 00:02:55,836 WHAT HO, EVERYONE. 59 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:57,035 ARE YOU GAY? 60 00:02:57,076 --> 00:03:00,773 I SHOULD BALLY WELL SAY SO, OLD FRUIT. 61 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:06,178 UGH! DEAR KING HAAKON... 62 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:07,686 OH. DEAR KING HAAKON 63 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,450 JUST A LINE TO THANK YOU FOR THE EELS. 64 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:13,687 MARY THOUGHT THEY WERE REALLY SCRUMMY, COMMA 65 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:15,193 SO DID I, FULL STOP. 66 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:19,255 I'VE JUST HEARD THAT ALGY WAS A POOF, EXCLAMATION MARK. 67 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:23,258 WHAT WOULD CAPTAIN W.E. JOHNS HAVE SAID, QUESTION MARK. 68 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:27,601 SORRY TO MENCH, BUT IF YOU'VE FINISHED WITH THE LAWN EDGER 69 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,733 COULD YOU POP IT IN THE POST? 70 00:03:29,776 --> 00:03:32,677 LOVE, BIGGLES, ALGY DECEASED, AND GINGER. 71 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:33,679 GINGER? 72 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:34,680 WHAT? 73 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:37,774 RHYMING SLANG... GINGER BEER. 74 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:39,512 OH. 75 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:40,849 GINGER. 76 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:43,287 Hello, sweetie. 77 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:44,481 I HAVE TO SEE YOU. 78 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,492 YES, BIGGLES? 79 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:48,994 ARE YOU A POOF? 80 00:03:49,028 --> 00:03:52,122 I SHOULD SAY NOT! 81 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,655 THANK GOD FOR THAT. 82 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:57,898 GOOD LAD, STOUT FELLOW, SALT OF THE EARTH, BACKBONE OF ENGLAND. 83 00:03:57,937 --> 00:03:59,802 FUNNY, HE LOOKS LIKE A POOF. 84 00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:01,568 DEAR PRINCESS MARGARET... 85 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:04,909 HELLO. 86 00:04:04,944 --> 00:04:08,675 GET BACK IN THE CUPBOARD, YOU PANTOMIMETIC ROYAL PERSON! 87 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:10,444 LEMON CURRY? 88 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:12,508 DEAR REAL PRINCESS MARGARET 89 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:15,043 THANK YOU FOR THE EELS, FULL STOP. 90 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,318 THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS 91 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:19,915 AND UNMISTAKABLY REGAL, FULL STOP. 92 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:24,293 SORRY TO MENCH, BUT IF YOU'VE FINISHED WITH THE HAIRDRYER 93 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:26,525 COULD YOU POP IT IN THE POST? 94 00:04:26,566 --> 00:04:28,625 YOURS FICTIONALLY, BIGGLES. 95 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:32,798 OH, P. S... SEE YOU AT THE SAXE- COBURGS' CANASTA EVENING. 96 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:34,534 THAT SHOULD PUZZLE HER. 97 00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:37,008 SI, SENOR BEEG-LES. 98 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:39,102 SILENCE, NAUGHTY LADY OF THE NIGHT! 99 00:04:40,546 --> 00:04:45,882 NEXT WEEK, PART TWO: "BIGGLES FLIES UNDONE." 100 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:55,517 UGH! 101 00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:23,053 MEANWHILE, NOT VERY FAR AWAY... 102 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:25,284 CLIMBING... THE WORLD'S LONELIEST SPORT 103 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,850 WHERE HARDSHIP AND PHILOSOPHY GO HAND IN GLOVE. 104 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:30,761 AND HERE, ANOTHER BRITISH EXPEDITION ATTEMPTING TO BE 105 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,662 THE FIRST MAN TO SUCCESSFULLY CLIMB 106 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:34,633 THE NORTH FACE OF THE UXBRIDGE ROAD. 107 00:05:36,135 --> 00:05:39,036 THIS FOUR-MAN ROPE HAS BEEN CLIMBING TREMENDOUSLY. 108 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:41,836 BBC CAMERAS WERE THERE TO FILM EVERY INCH. 109 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:45,332 THE MAJOR ASSAULT ON THE UXBRIDGE ROAD HAS BEEN GOING ON 110 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:46,675 FOR ABOUT THREE WEEKS 111 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:49,113 REALLY EVER SINCE THEY ESTABLISHED BASE CAMP 112 00:05:49,148 --> 00:05:51,275 HERE AT THE JUNCTION OF WILLESDEN ROAD. 113 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:54,343 FROM THERE THEY CLIMBED STEADILY TO ESTABLISH CAMP TWO 114 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:57,413 OUTSIDE LEWIS'S, AND IT'S TAKEN THEM ANOTHER THREE DAYS 115 00:05:57,490 --> 00:06:00,425 TO ESTABLISH CAMP THREE HERE OUTSIDE THE POST OFFICE. 116 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:03,088 WELL, THEY'VE SPENT A GOOD NIGHT IN THERE LAST NIGHT 117 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:05,324 IN PREPARATION FOR THE FINAL ASSAULT TODAY. 118 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,061 THE LEADER OF THE EXPEDITION IS 29-YEAR-OLD BERT TAGG 119 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:10,092 A LOCAL HEADMASTER AND MOTHER OF THREE. 120 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:11,728 BERT, HOW'S IT GOING? 121 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:14,569 IT'S A BIT GRIPPING, IS THIS, CHRIS. 122 00:06:14,607 --> 00:06:17,701 I'VE GOT TO TRY AND REACH THAT BUS STOP 123 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:19,041 IN AN HOUR OR SO 124 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:21,444 AND I'M DOING IT BY... DAMN... 125 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:24,609 I'M DOING IT BY LAYBACK UP THIS GUTTER 126 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:26,447 SO I'M KIND OF GUTTERING 127 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:29,077 AND LAYING BACK AT THE SAME TIME 128 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,680 AND PHILOSOPHIZING. 129 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:33,385 UH, BERT, SOME PEOPLE SAY THIS IS CRAZY. 130 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:36,884 AYE, WELL, THEY SAID CRIPPEN WAS CRAZY, DIDN'T THEY? 131 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:38,624 WELL, CRIPPEN WAS CRAZY. 132 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:40,655 OH, WELL, THERE YOU ARE, THEN. 133 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,668 EH, JOHN? I'M SENDING YOU DOWN 134 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,226 THIS CARABINER ON WHITE. 135 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:46,101 LEMON CURRY? 136 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,471 NOW, YOU SEE, HE'S PUTTING IN A PEG DOWN THERE 137 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:50,098 BECAUSE I'M QUITE A WAY UP NOW 138 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,474 AND IF I COME UNSTUCK HERE 139 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:52,978 I GO DOWN QUITE A LONG WAY. 140 00:06:55,815 --> 00:06:57,476 SUCH QUIET COURAGE IS TYPICAL 141 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:00,347 OF THE WAY THESE BRAVE CHAPS SHRUG OFF DANGER. 142 00:07:00,386 --> 00:07:02,479 LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIRE 143 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:04,250 THE SKILL THAT GOES INTO IT. 144 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,960 OH, IT'S TERRIBLE UP ON DECK. 145 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:19,062 UP ON DECK? 146 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:22,302 YEAH, ON DECK IT'S DIABOLICAL WEATHER. 147 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:23,672 UH, WHAT DECK, DEAR? 148 00:07:23,709 --> 00:07:25,506 THE DECK... THE DECK OF THE LIFEBOAT. 149 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:27,843 THIS ISN'T A LIFEBOAT, DEAR. 150 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:30,041 THIS IS 24 PARKER STREET. 151 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:32,980 THIS IS THE NEWHAVEN LIFEBOAT. 152 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:34,452 NO, IT'S NOT, DEAR. 153 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:47,988 YOU'RE RIGHT. 154 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:49,763 THIS ISN'T A LIFEBOAT AT ALL. 155 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,963 NO, I WOULDN'T LIVE HERE IF IT WAS. 156 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:56,100 DO YOU MIND IF I SIT DOWN FOR A MINUTE AND COLLECT MY WITS? 157 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,131 NO, YOU DO THAT. 158 00:07:57,176 --> 00:07:58,973 I'LL MAKE A NICE CUP OF TEA. 159 00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:00,808 THANKS VERY MUCH. 160 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:03,440 OOH, IT'S A WILD NIGHT UP TOP. 161 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,178 YOUR TURN ON DECK SOON, CHARLIE. 162 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:06,651 IT'S NOT A LIFEBOAT, FRANK. 163 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:07,653 WHAT? 164 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:08,654 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 165 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:10,121 IT'S NOT A LIFEBOAT; 166 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,180 IT'S THIS LADY'S HOUSE. 167 00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:19,859 CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN, AHOY THERE! 168 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:21,560 AHOY THERE! 169 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:22,726 AHOY THERE! 170 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:23,894 AHOY THERE! 171 00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:24,903 CAPTAIN! 172 00:08:24,937 --> 00:08:27,030 WHO'S THAT SHOUTING? 173 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:29,200 THERE'S A MAN OUTSIDE NUMBER 24. 174 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,574 TRY IT ON THE FIVE-INCH, GLADYS. 175 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:34,840 I CANT, I'VE GOT THAT FIXED ON THE BAILEYS AT NUMBER 13. 176 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:36,746 THEIR NEW LODGER MOVES IN TODAY. 177 00:08:36,782 --> 00:08:38,545 ALL RIGHT, HOLD 13 ON THE FIVE-INCH 178 00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:41,280 AND TRANSFER THE CARTWRIGHTS TO THE DIGITAL SCANNER. 179 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:42,810 OH, OKAY. 180 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:46,586 HOLD ON! MRS. PETTIGREW'S COMING BACK FROM THE DOCTOR'S. 181 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,321 OOH, BRING HER UP ON TWO. 182 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:52,759 WHAT'S THE DURATION RATING ON THE OSCILLATOR? 183 00:08:52,798 --> 00:08:53,765 48.47. 184 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:55,528 WELL, THAT'S A LONG TIME 185 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:58,969 FOR SOMEONE WHO'S JUST HAD A ROUTINE CHECKUP. 186 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:01,997 YES, HER PULSE RATE'S 146. 187 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:05,340 OOH, ZOOM IN ON THE 16-MIL AND HOLD HER, ENID. 188 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,402 ROGER, GLADYS. 189 00:09:06,445 --> 00:09:09,005 I'LL TRY AND GET HER ON THE 12-INCH. 190 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:10,606 MOVE THE CURTAIN, ENID. 191 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:11,810 THANK YOU, LOVE. 192 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,618 YES, IT'S ONE OF THOSE SELF-RIGHTING MODELS. 193 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,520 NEWHAVEN WAS ABOUT THE FIRST PLACE 194 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,888 IN THE COUNTRY TO GET ONE. 195 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:20,119 WHAT'S THE DISPLACEMENT 196 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:21,490 ON ONE OF THEM JOBS, THEN? 197 00:09:21,527 --> 00:09:22,619 OH, ABOUT 140, 150... 198 00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:23,959 WHO'S FOR FRUIT CAKE? 199 00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:25,725 OH, YES, PLEASE. 200 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,289 YES? RIGHT, MACAROONS... 201 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:30,734 THAT'S TWO DOZEN FRUIT CAKES, HALF A DOZEN MACAROONS. 202 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:32,294 WON'T BE A JIFFY, THEN. 203 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:48,286 YOO-HOO! MRS. EDWARDS! 204 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:50,923 HELLO. 205 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:51,924 HELLO, LOVE. 206 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:53,425 I WANT TWO DOZEN FRUIT CAKES 207 00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:54,824 AND HALF A DOZEN MACAROONS. 208 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:56,418 OH, SORRY, LOVE, NO MACAROONS. 209 00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:58,089 HOW ABOUT A NICE VANILLA SPONGE? 210 00:09:58,130 --> 00:09:59,290 YES, THAT'D BE LOVELY. 211 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,299 RIGHTO. 212 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,535 OOH, THERE'S THAT NICE HERRING TRAWLER 213 00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:05,434 COME FOR THEIR KUP KAKES... EXCUSE ME. 214 00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:06,438 RIGHTO. 215 00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:09,771 HELLO! CAPTAIN SMITH! 216 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:11,367 HELLO! 217 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:15,073 KUP KAKES TO STARBOARD! 218 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,081 COMING! 219 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,082 HEAD OUT THERE! 220 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,311 IF YOU WANT I'LL GET YOUR THINGS. 221 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,286 OH, YES, THROW 'EM IN. 222 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,480 I'LL PAY YOU 223 00:10:22,521 --> 00:10:24,580 AT THE END OF THE WEEK, THEN, ALL RIGHT? 224 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,319 OKAY, RIGHTO. 225 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:27,690 ALL RIGHT. 226 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:33,262 OOH, IT'S THE ARK ROYAL, DORIS! 227 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,859 HAVE YOU GOT THEIR ROCK BUNS READY? 228 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:38,864 HANG ON! 229 00:10:38,904 --> 00:10:42,704 HERE WE ARE, FIVE FOR THEM 230 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:46,710 AND FIVE FOR H.M. S. EAGLE. 231 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:47,838 RIGHTO. 232 00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:58,215 YES? 233 00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:00,885 H.M. S. DEFIANT, TWO SET TEAS, PLEASE. 234 00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:03,292 TWO SET TEAS, DORIS. 235 00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:07,159 THAT'LL BE 48 PENCE. 236 00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:10,930 HERE WE ARE, THANK YOU. 237 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,871 BY THE WAY, DO YOU DO LUNCHES? 238 00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:17,740 NO, MORNING COFFEES AND TEAS ONLY. 239 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:18,902 RIGHTO, DEAR. 240 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:38,893 GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION OF STORAGE JARS. 241 00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:40,159 ON TONIGHT'S PROGRAM 242 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,326 MIKOS ANTONIARKIS, THE GREEK REBEL LEADER 243 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,427 WHO SEIZED POWER IN ATHENS THIS MORNING 244 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,563 TELLS US WHAT HE KEEPS IN STORAGE JARS. 245 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,500 FROM STRIFE-TORN BOLIVIA 246 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,603 RONALD RODGERS REPORTS ON STORAGE JARS THERE. 247 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:57,347 AND CLOSER TO HOME 248 00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,682 THE FIRST DRAMATIC PICTURES OF THE MASS JAILBREAK 249 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,553 NEAR THE STORAGE JAR FACTORY IN MAIDENHEAD. 250 00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:05,784 ALL THIS AND MORE IN STORAGE JARS. 251 00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:07,587 THIS IS LA PAZ, BOLIVIA. 252 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:10,595 BEHIND ME, YOU CAN HEAR THE THUD OF MORTAR 253 00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:13,257 AND THE HIGH-PITCHED WHINE OF ROCKETS 254 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:17,463 AS THE BATTLE FOR CONTROL OF THIS VOLATILE REPUBLIC SHAKES 255 00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:19,801 THE FOUNDATIONS OF THIS OLD CITY. 256 00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:22,636 BUT WHATEVER THEIR POLITICAL INCLINATIONS 257 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:26,167 THESE BOLIVIANS ARE ALL KEEN USERS OF STORAGE JARS. 258 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:29,807 HERE THE LARGEST SIZE IS USED FOR RICE AND FOR MANGOS 259 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,348 A BIG LOCAL CROP. 260 00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:34,819 AND UNLIKE MOST REVOLUTIONARY SOUTH AMERICAN STATES 261 00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,821 THEY'VE AN INTERMEDIARY SIZE 262 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,950 IN BETWEEN THE TWO-POUND AND FIVE-POUND JARS. 263 00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:42,825 THIS GIVES THIS POOR-BUT-PROUD PEOPLE 264 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:46,729 A USEFUL JAR FOR APRICOTS, PLUMS AND STOCK CUBES. 265 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:50,099 THE SMALLEST JAR, THIS LITTLE TWO-OUNCE JAR 266 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:53,697 FOR SWEETS, CHOCOLATES AND EVEN LITTLE SHALLOTS. 267 00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:55,536 NO LONGER USED IN THE WEST 268 00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:59,066 IT REMAINS HERE AS AN UNSPOKEN MONUMENT TO THE DAYS 269 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,170 WHEN LA PAZ KNEW BETTER TIMES. 270 00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:03,807 RONALD RODGERS, STORAGE JARS, LA PAZ. 271 00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:06,579 IN LONDON, THE PRIME MINISTER MET OFFICIALS 272 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,349 FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF THE ENVIRONMENT TO DISCUSS... 273 00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:15,856 A CASSETTE TAPE RECORDER IS TO REPLACE 274 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,590 THE SALON QUARTETS AND TRIOS 275 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:21,122 WHICH HAVE PLAYED BESIDE THE POTTED PALMS OF MANCHESTER... 276 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:24,562 ... HAS CAUSED A SWITCH TO TAPED MUSIC 277 00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:27,731 WHICH WILL BE RELAYED OVER A NEW PUBLIC ADDRESS SYSTEM 278 00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:30,606 REPLACING ONE WHICH RELAYED BOTH MUSIC AND THE... 279 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:36,342 STOCK MARKET PRICES HIT RECORD LEVELS 280 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,475 ON THE LAST DAY OF THE YEAR. 281 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:42,476 THE FINANCIAL TIMES INDEX ROSE 3.7 POINTS TO 476.5... 282 00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:54,894 ... BUT THE BBC HAS REPORTED 283 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:57,527 THAT RADIO FREE SOLENT, A PIRATE STATION 284 00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,130 WAS MARKING THE FIRST BIRTHDAY OF THE... 285 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:03,005 HENRY! TURN THAT TELEVISION OFF! 286 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,907 YOU KNOW IT'S BAD FOR YOUR EYES! 287 00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:09,474 AH, THAT'S BETTER. 288 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,506 HENRY, WILL YOU STOP SITTING AROUND? 289 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:12,676 YES, DEAR. 290 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,345 THERE'S AN ENTIRE TV STUDIO 291 00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:17,014 WAITING AROUND FOR YOU TO DO THE NEXT LINK! 292 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,490 AND WHEN YOU'VE GOT THAT DONE 293 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,223 I'VE GONE SOME MORE WORK FOR YOU! 294 00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:25,287 YES, DEAR. 295 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,925 HENRY, DO YOU HEAR ME? 296 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,024 HENRY! 297 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:33,334 HENRY, GET A MOVE ON! 298 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,930 NOW, YOU SOD! 299 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:36,304 THAT'S BETTER. 300 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:40,472 HUT-TWO, HUT-TWO, HUT-TWO, HUT-TWO, HUT-TWO! 301 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:57,090 HELLO, I'M THE GOOD FAIRY FROM PROGRAM CONTROL 302 00:14:57,129 --> 00:15:00,223 WHERE WE'RE ALL GRATEFUL FOR YOUR WORK ON THIS LINK 303 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,632 SO MUCH SO THAT I'M HERE TO RELEASE YOU 304 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,966 FROM THE EVIL SPELL YOU'VE BEEN UNDER. 305 00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:05,971 HUH? 306 00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:13,304 HMM, WELL, IT DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK THE FIRST TIME. 307 00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:24,447 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 308 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,957 NO, NO NEED TO. 309 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:29,188 YOU SEE, IT'S ALL IN A DAY'S WORK FOR PROGRAM CONTROL. 310 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,725 HELLO, THE SHOW SO FAR... 311 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:41,866 WELL, IT ALL STARTED WITH THE ORGANIST LOSING HIS CLOTHES 312 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:43,875 AS HE SAT DOWN AT THE ORGAN 313 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:45,774 AND AFTER THIS HAD HAPPENED, UH 314 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:48,439 AND WE HAD SEEN THE TITLES OF THE SHOW, WE... 315 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,472 WE SAW BIGGLES DICTATING A LETTER TO HIS SECRETARY 316 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,178 WHO THOUGHT HE WAS SPANISH 317 00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:55,413 AND WHOM HE REFERRED TO AS A "HARLOT" 318 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,012 AND A "WOMAN OF THE NIGHT" 319 00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,285 ALTHOUGH SHE PREFERRED TO BE CALLED A "COURTESAN." 320 00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:05,022 UH, THEN WE SAW SOME PEOPLE 321 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,257 TRYING TO CLIMB A ROAD IN UXBRIDGE 322 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,824 AND THEN THERE WERE SOME CARTOONS AND... 323 00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:13,634 AND THEN SOME LIFEBOAT MEN CAME INTO A WOMAN'S SITTING ROOM 324 00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:15,401 AND, UH, AFTER A BIT 325 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:18,933 THE WOMAN WENT OUT TO BUY SOME, UH, CAKES ON A LIFEBOAT. 326 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,675 AND THEN, UH, A N... A NAVAL OFFICER JUMPED INTO THE SEA. 327 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:28,480 UH, THEN WE SAW A MAN TELLING US ABOUT STORAGE JARS FROM BOLIVIA 328 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,011 AND THEN THERE WERE SOME MORE CARTOONS. 329 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:32,489 AND THEN A... A MAN TOLD US 330 00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:34,549 ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED ON THE SHOW SO FAR 331 00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:37,187 AND A GREAT HAMMER CAME AND HIT HIM ON THE HEAD. 332 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,922 I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. 333 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:47,899 LEMON CURRY? 334 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,536 GOOD MORNING, SIR. 335 00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:23,006 GOOD MORNING. 336 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,737 UM... I WAS SITTING 337 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:28,304 IN THE PUBLIC LIBRARY IN THURMOND STREET JUST NOW 338 00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:31,908 SKIMMING THROUGH ROGUE HERRIES BY HORACE WALPOLE 339 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:35,113 WHEN I, UM, SUDDENLY CAME OVER ALL PECKISH. 340 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:36,347 PECKISH, SIR? 341 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,650 ESURIENT. 342 00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:38,280 EH? 343 00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:41,087 EEE, I WERE ALL HUNGRY, LIKE. 344 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,593 OH, HUNGRY. 345 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,323 IN A NUTSHELL. 346 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,092 SO I THOUGHT TO MYSELF 347 00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:48,463 A LITTLE FERMENTED CURD WOULD DO THE TRICK 348 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,594 SO I CURTAILED MY WALPOLLING ACTIVITIES, SALLIED FORTH 349 00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,935 AND INFILTRATED YOUR PLACE OF PURVEYANCE 350 00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:56,941 TO NEGOTIATE THE VENDING OF SOME CHEESY COMESTIBLES. 351 00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:58,135 COME AGAIN? 352 00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:00,575 I WANT TO BUY SOME CHEESE! 353 00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:03,240 AH... I THOUGHT YOU WERE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE MUSIC. 354 00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,750 OH, HEAVEN FORBID. I AM ONE WHO DELIGHTS 355 00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:09,276 IN ALL MANIFESTATIONS OF THE TERPSICHOREAN MUSE. 356 00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:10,151 SORRY. 357 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:11,281 I LIKE A NICE DANCE... 358 00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:12,255 YOU'RE FORCED TO. 359 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,019 ANYWAY. 360 00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:14,150 WHO SAID THAT? 361 00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:16,160 NOW, MY GOOD MAN, SOME CHEESE, PLEASE. 362 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:18,288 YES, CERTAINLY, SIR. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? 363 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:21,163 WELL, UH, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE RED LEICESTER? 364 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,427 I'M AFRAID WE'RE FRESH OUT OF RED LEICESTER, SIR. 365 00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:26,165 NEVER MIND. HOW ARE YOU ON TILSIT? 366 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:27,467 NEVER AT THE END OF THE WEEK, SIR. 367 00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,064 ALWAYS GET IT FRESH FIRST THING ON MONDAY. 368 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,769 TISH, TISH. 369 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:32,367 NO MATTER, UM... 370 00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:35,710 WELL, FOUR OUNCES OF CAERPHILLY, THEN, IF YOU PLEASE 371 00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,009 STOUT YEOMAN. 372 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,609 AH, WELL, IT'S BEEN ON ORDER FOR TWO WEEKS, SIR. 373 00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:41,346 I WAS EXPECTING IT THIS MORNING. 374 00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:42,876 YES, IT'S NOT MY DAY, IS IT? 375 00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:44,354 UH, BEL PAESE? 376 00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:45,356 SORRY. 377 00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:46,379 RED WINDSOR? 378 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:47,824 UH, NORMALLY, SIR, YES... 379 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,327 BUT TODAY THE VAN BROKE DOWN. 380 00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,158 AH... UH, STILTON? 381 00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,288 SORRY. 382 00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:53,821 GRUYERE, EMMENTAL? 383 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:54,423 NO. 384 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,331 ANY NORWEGIAN JARLSBERGER? 385 00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:57,164 NO. 386 00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:58,328 LIPTAUER? 387 00:18:58,370 --> 00:18:58,836 NO. 388 00:18:58,871 --> 00:18:59,462 LANCASHIRE? 389 00:18:59,505 --> 00:18:59,971 NO. 390 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:00,937 WHITE STILTON? 391 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:01,564 NO. 392 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:02,733 DANISH BLUE? 393 00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:03,604 NO. 394 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:04,301 DOUBLE GLOUCESTER? 395 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,174 NO. 396 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:07,200 CHESHIRE? 397 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:07,938 NO. 398 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,379 ANY DORSET BLUE VINNEY? 399 00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:09,971 NO. 400 00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:11,414 BRIE, ROQUEFORT 401 00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:14,544 PONT-L'EVEQUE, PORT SALUT, SAVOYARD 402 00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:17,020 SAINT-PAULIN, CARRE-DE-L'EST 403 00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:20,513 BOURSIN, BRESSE-BLEUE, PERLE DE CHAMPAGNE 404 00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:21,617 CAMEMBERT? 405 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,491 AH! WE DO HAVE SOME CAMEMBERT. 406 00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:24,587 YOU DO. EXCELLENT. 407 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,190 IT'S A BIT RUNNY, SIR. 408 00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:29,223 OH, I... I LIKE IT RUNNY. 409 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:32,931 WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT'S... IT'S VERY RUNNY, SIR. 410 00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:34,529 NO MATTER, NO MATTER 411 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:37,041 HAND OVER LE FROMAGE DE LA BELLE FRANCE 412 00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:38,542 QUI S'APPELLE CAMEMBERT 413 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:39,805 S'IL VOUS PLAIT. 414 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,245 I THINK IT'S RUNNIER THAN YOU LIKE IT, SIR. 415 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,439 I DON'T CARE 416 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,347 HOW EXCREMENTALLY RUNNY IT IS; 417 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:47,181 HAND IT OVER WITH ALL SPEED. 418 00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:48,618 YES, SIR. OH... 419 00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:49,643 WHAT? 420 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,952 THE CAT'S EATEN IT. 421 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,252 HAS HE? 422 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,087 SHE, SIR. 423 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,252 GOUDA? 424 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:56,920 NO. 425 00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:57,394 EDAM? 426 00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:57,793 NO. 427 00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:58,261 CAITHNESS? 428 00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:58,988 NO. 429 00:19:59,031 --> 00:19:59,929 SMOKED AUSTRIAN? 430 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:00,556 NO. 431 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:01,566 SAGE DERBY? 432 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,362 NO, SIR. 433 00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:03,561 YOU DO HAVE SOME CHEESE, DO YOU? 434 00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:05,365 CERTAINLY, SIR... IT'S A CHEESE SHOP, SIR. 435 00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:06,393 WE'VE GOT... 436 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:07,769 NO, NO, NO, DON'T TELL ME. 437 00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:08,932 I'M KEEN TO GUESS. 438 00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,271 FAIR ENOUGH. 439 00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:11,536 WENSLEYDALE? 440 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:12,544 YES, SIR. 441 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:13,704 SPLENDID. 442 00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,838 WELL, I'LL HAVE SOME OF THAT THEN, PLEASE. 443 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,246 OH, I'M SORRY, SIR 444 00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:20,012 I THOUGHT YOU WERE REFERRING TO ME... MR. WENSLEYDALE. 445 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,519 GORGONZOLA? 446 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,076 NO. 447 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:22,586 PARMESAN? 448 00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:23,110 NO. 449 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:23,746 MOZZARELLA? 450 00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:24,414 NO. 451 00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:25,286 PIPPO CREME? 452 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,049 NO. 453 00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:27,490 ANY DANISH FIMBOE? 454 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:28,618 NO. 455 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,457 CZECHOSLOVAKIAN SHEEP'S MILK CHEESE? 456 00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:31,393 NO. 457 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,022 VENEZUELAN BEAVER CHEESE? 458 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,965 NOT TODAY, SIR, NO. 459 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,797 WELL, LET'S KEEP IT SIMPLE. 460 00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:38,666 HOW ABOUT CHEDDAR? 461 00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,899 WELL, I'M AFRAID WE DON'T GET MUCH CALL FOR IT 462 00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:42,270 AROUND THESE PARTS, SIR. 463 00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:46,073 MUCH CALL?! IT'S THE MOST POPULAR CHEESE IN THE WORLD! 464 00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:47,442 NOT ROUND THESE PARTS, SIR. 465 00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:50,846 AND PRAY, WHAT IS THE MOST POPULAR CHEESE 466 00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:52,076 ROUND THESE PARTS? 467 00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:53,209 ILCHESTER, SIR. 468 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,083 I SEE. 469 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,985 YES, SIR, IT'S QUITE STAGGERINGLY POPULAR 470 00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:58,182 IN THE MANOR, SQUIRE. 471 00:20:58,223 --> 00:20:58,848 IS IT? 472 00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:00,448 OUR NUMBER-ONE SELLER. 473 00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:01,322 IS IT? 474 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:02,450 YES, SIR. 475 00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:03,756 ILCHESTER, EH? 476 00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,319 RIGHT. 477 00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:07,696 OKAY, I'M GAME. 478 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,963 "HAVE YOU GOT ANY?" HE ASKED 479 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,095 EXPECTING THE ANSWER "NO." 480 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:14,605 I'LL HAVE A LOOK, SIR. 481 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,336 N... 482 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,500 NO. 483 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,880 IT'S NOT MUCH OF A CHEESE SHOP, REALLY, IS IT? 484 00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:24,211 FINEST IN THE DISTRICT, SIR. 485 00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:25,739 AND WHAT LEADS YOU TO THAT CONCLUSION? 486 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,445 WELL, IT'S SO CLEAN. 487 00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:30,046 WELL, IT'S CERTAINLY UNCONTAMINATED BY CHEESE. 488 00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:33,649 YOU HAVEN'T ASKED ME ABOUT LIMBURGER, SIR. 489 00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,887 IS IT WORTH IT? 490 00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:37,053 COULD BE. 491 00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:41,224 OKAY, HAVE YOU... 492 00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:43,632 WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY DANCING UP?! 493 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,196 I TOLD YOU SO. 494 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:50,868 HAVE YOU GOT ANY LIMBURGER? 495 00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:51,671 NO. 496 00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:52,836 NO... THAT FIGURES. 497 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,539 IT WAS PRETTY PREDICTABLE, REALLY. 498 00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:56,012 IT WAS AN ACT OF PURE OPTIMISM 499 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,278 TO HAVE POSED THE QUESTION IN THE FIRST PLACE. 500 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,306 TELL ME SOMETHING 501 00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:00,909 DO YOU HAVE ANY CHEESE AT ALL? 502 00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:02,476 YES, SIR. 503 00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:05,217 NOW, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU THAT QUESTION ONCE MORE 504 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,622 AND IF YOU SAY "NO" 505 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,785 I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOU THROUGH THE HEAD. 506 00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,727 NOW, DO YOU HAVE ANY CHEESE AT ALL? 507 00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:11,729 NO. 508 00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:16,833 WHAT A SENSELESS WASTE OF HUMAN LIFE. 509 00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:35,284 HUGH WALPOLE'S ROGUE CHEDDAR... 510 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,619 ONE OF THE FIRST OF THE CHEESE WESTERNS... 511 00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:41,649 TO BE LATER FOLLOWED BY GUNFIGHTAT GRUYERE CORRAL 512 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:43,627 ILCHESTER '73 513 00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:46,688 AND THE CHEESE WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE. 514 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,097 WHILE I'M ON THE SUBJECT OF WESTERNS 515 00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:51,659 I WANT TO TAKE A CLOSER LOOK 516 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:53,671 AT ONE OF MY FAVORITE FILM DIRECTORS... 517 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:57,072 SAM PECKINPAH, THE EXPATRIATE FROM FRESNO, CALIFORNIA. 518 00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:59,373 IN HIS EARLIEST FILMS, MAJOR DUNDEE 519 00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:02,073 THE WILD BUNCH AND STRAW DOGS 520 00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:05,379 HE SHOWED HIS PREDILECTION FOR THE UTTERLY TRUTHFUL 521 00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:08,716 AND VERY SEXUALLY AROUSING PORTRAYAL OF VIOLENCE 522 00:23:08,754 --> 00:23:11,154 IN ITS STARKEST FORM. 523 00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:12,850 IN HIS LATEST FILM 524 00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:16,691 PECKINPAH HAS MOVED INTO THE CALMER AND MORE LYRICAL WATERS 525 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:18,696 OF JULIAN SLADE'S SALAD DA YS. 526 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,171 HELLO, EVERYBODY. 527 00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:33,109 HELLO, LIONEL. 528 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:36,581 I SAY, WHAT A SIMPLY SUPER DAY. 529 00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:38,378 GOSH, YES. 530 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:41,409 IT'S SO... YOU KNOW, SUNNY. 531 00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:43,182 YES, ISN'T IT? 532 00:23:43,221 --> 00:23:45,917 I SAY, ANYONE FOR TENNIS? 533 00:23:45,957 --> 00:23:47,481 OH, SUPER! 534 00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:48,356 WHAT FUN! 535 00:23:48,393 --> 00:23:52,022 I SAY, LIONEL, CATCH. 536 00:23:58,203 --> 00:24:00,228 OH, CRIKEY! 537 00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:36,540 PRETTY STRONG MEAT THERE FROM... 538 00:24:36,608 --> 00:24:38,371 SAM PECKINPAH. 539 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Ripped & Corrected By mstoll 540 00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:52,711 THE BBC WOULD LIKE TO DENY THE LAST APOLOGY. 541 00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:54,275 IT IS VERY HAPPY AT HOME 542 00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:57,015 AND BBC 2 IS BOUND TO GO THROUGH THIS PHASE. 543 00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:59,888 SO FROM ALL OF US HERE, GOOD NIGHT, SLEEP WELL 544 00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:02,519 AND HAVE AN ABSOLUTELY SUPER DAY TOMORROW. 545 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,119 KISS, KISS. 546 00:26:05,664 --> 00:26:07,063 WE'VE JUST HEARD 547 00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:10,295 THAT AN EXPLOSION IN THE KITCHENS OF THE HOUSE OF LORDS 548 00:26:10,335 --> 00:26:13,168 HAS RESULTED IN THE BREAKAGE OF 17 STORAGE JARS. 549 00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:15,229 POLICE HAVE RULED OUT FOUL PLAY. 550 00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:20,106 LEMON CURRY? 551 00:26:59,684 --> 00:27:03,643 UM, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE, UH... THE, UH... PAUSE 552 00:27:03,688 --> 00:27:08,182 ONLY I'M AFRAID THE SHOW IS A COUPLE OF MINUTES SHORT 553 00:27:08,226 --> 00:27:10,217 THIS WEEK. 554 00:27:10,261 --> 00:27:14,493 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THE SHOW'S AREN'T REALLY QUITE AS, UH... 555 00:27:14,532 --> 00:27:16,727 AS LONG AS THEY OUGHT TO BE. 556 00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:27,508 BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT? 557 00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:53,328 UM, LOOK, THERE'S NOT REALLY A... A GREAT DEAL OF POINT 558 00:27:53,371 --> 00:27:55,862 IN YOUR SORT OF HANGING ON AT YOUR END 559 00:27:55,907 --> 00:28:00,241 BECAUSE I'M AFRAID THERE AREN'T ANY MORE JOKES OR ANYTHING.