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BOXING TONIGHT COMES
FROM THE EMPIRE POOL, WEMBLEY
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AND FEATURES
THE MAIN HEAVYWEIGHT BOUT
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BETWEEN JACK BODELL, BRITISH
AND EMPIRE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
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AND SIR KENNETH CLARK.
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IT'S THE FIRST TIME
THESE TWO HAVE MET
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SO THERE SHOULD BE
SOME REAL ACTION TONIGHT.
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THIS THEN IS THE HEIGHT
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OF THE ENGLISH
RENAISSANCE
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THE TRIUMPH OF CLASSICAL
OVER GOTHIC...
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HE'S DOWN.
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SIR KENNETH CLARK IS DOWN
IN EIGHT SECONDS.
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BUT HE'S UP AGAIN,
HE'S UP AT SIX.
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THE ALMOST ORDERED FACADES
OF PALLADIO'S VILLAS REFLECT...
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AND HE'S DOWN AGAIN
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AND I DON'T THINK HE'S GOING
TO GET UP THIS TIME.
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NO, SO JACK BODELL HAS
DEFEATED SIR KENNETH CLARK
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IN THE VERY FIRST ROUND
HERE TONIGHT.
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AND SO THIS BIG LINCOLNSHIRE
HEAVYWEIGHT BECOMES
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THE NEW OXFORD
PROFESSOR OF FINE ART.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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AND NOW...
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IT'S...
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MONTY PYTHON'S
FLYING CIRCUSESES.
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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STAND AND DELIVER!
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DROP THAT GUN!
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LET THAT BE A WARNING
TO YOU ALL.
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YOU MOVE AT YOUR PERIL
FOR I HAVE TWO PISTOLS HERE.
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I KNOW ONE OF THEM
ISN'T LOADED ANYMORE
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BUT THE OTHER ONE IS, SO
THAT'S ONE OF YOU DEAD FOR SURE
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OR JUST ABOUT
FOR SURE ANYWAY.
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IT CERTAINLY
WOULDN'T BE
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WORTH YOUR WHILE
RISKING IT
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BECAUSE I'M
A VERY GOOD SHOT.
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I PRACTICE
EVERY DAY.
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WELL, NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERY DAY
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BUT MOST DAYS IN THE WEEK.
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I EXPECT I MUST PRACTICE
FOUR OR FIVE TIMES A WEEK...
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AT LEAST... AT LEAST
FOUR OR FIVE
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ONLY SOME WEEKENDS,
LIKE LAST WEEKEND
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THERE WASN'T MUCH TIME
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SO THAT BRINGS THE AVERAGE
DOWN A BIT.
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BUT I SHOULD SAY
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IT'S DEFINITELY A SOLID
FOUR DAYS' PRACTICE EVERY WEEK
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AT LEAST.
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I MEAN, I RECKON I COULD HIT
THAT TREE OVER THERE...
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THE ONE BEHIND THE HILLOCK.
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NOT THE BIG HILLOCK,
THE LITTLE HILLOCK ON THE LEFT.
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YOU CAN SEE THE THREE TREES...
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THE THIRD
FROM THE LEFT
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AND BACK A BIT,
THAT ONE...
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I RECKON I COULD HIT THAT
FOUR TIMES OUT OF FIVE...
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ON A GOOD DAY.
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SAY, WITH THIS WIND, SAY...
SAY, SEVEN TIMES OUT OF TEN.
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WHAT... THAT TREE THERE?
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WHICH ONE?
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THE BIG BEECH
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WITH THE SORT
OF BARE BRANCH
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COMING OUT
OF THE TOP LEFT.
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NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE.
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NO, NO, HE MEANS
THE ONE OVER THERE.
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LOOK, DO YOU SEE
THAT ONE THERE?
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YES.
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WELL, NOW GO TWO
ALONG TO THE RIGHT.
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JUST NEAR
THAT LITTLE BUSH.
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WELL, IT'S THE ONE
JUST BEHIND IT.
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AH, THE ELM!
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THAT'S NOT AN ELM.
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AN ELM'S GOT SORT OF GREAT
CLUMPS OF LEAVES LIKE THAT.
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THAT'S EITHER A BEECH
OR A, UM... A, UH... A HORNBEAM.
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A HORNBEAM?
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NO, NOT A HORNBEAM.
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WHAT'S THE TREE THAT HAS
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A LEAF WITH SORT OF
REGULAR VEINS COMING OUT
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AND THE VEINS GO
ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE...
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SERRATED!
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TO THE SERRATED EDGES?
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A WILLOW.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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THAT'S NOTHING LIKE A WILLOW.
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WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY.
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I COULD HIT IT SEVEN TIMES
OUT OF TEN... THAT'S THE POINT.
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NEVER A WILLOW.
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SHUT UP!
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THIS IS A HOLDUP,
NOT A BOTANY LESSON.
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RIGHT! NOW, MY FINE FRIENDS,
NO FALSE MOVES, PLEASE.
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I WANT YOU TO HAND OVER
ALL THE LUPINS YOU'VE GOT.
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LUPINS?!
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YES, LUPINS, COME ON, COME ON!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN... LUPINS?
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DON'T TRY AND PLAY FOR TIME.
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I'M NOT.
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YOU MEAN THE FLOWER LUPINS?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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WELL, WE HAVEN'T
GOT ANY LUPINS.
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HONESTLY.
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LOOK, MY FINE FRIENDS
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I HAPPEN TO KNOW
THAT THIS IS THE LUPIN EXPRESS.
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YOU MUST BE OUT
OF YOUR TINY MIND.
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GET OUT OF THE COACH.
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COME ON, GET OUT!
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JUST AS I THOUGHT.
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NOT CLEVER ENOUGH,
MY FINE FRIENDS.
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COME ON, CONCORDE.
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WELL, SO MUCH FOR THE LUPINS.
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HERE WE ARE,
I'LL BE BACK.
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MORNING,
MRS. TREPIDATIOUS.
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OH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT IT.
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MY RIGHT ARM'S HANGING OFF
SOMETHING AWFUL.
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OH, YOU WANT TO
HAVE THAT SEEN TO.
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WHAT... BY THAT DR. MORRISON?
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HE'S KILLED MORE PATIENTS
THAN I'VE HAD SEVERE BOILS.
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WHAT DO THE STARS SAY?
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WELL, PETULA CLARK SAYS
BURST THEM EARLY
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BUT DAVID FROST...
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NO, THE STARS IN THE PAPER
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YOU CLOTH-EARED HEAP
OF ANTEATER'S CATARRH.
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THE ZODIACAL SIGNS,
THE HOROSCOPIC FATES
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THE ASTROLOGICAL PORTENTS
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THE OMENS, THE GENETHLIAC
PROGNOSTICATIONS
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THE MANTALOGICAL HARBINGERS,
THE VATICINAL UTTERANCES
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THE FRATIDICAL PREMONITORY UTTERANCES
OF THE MANTALOGICAL OMENS.
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WHAT DO THE BLEEDING STARS
IN THE PAPER PREDICT
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FORECAST, PROPHESY,
FORETELL, PROGNOSTICATE...
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AND THIS IS WHERE
YOU AT HOME CAN JOIN IN.
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FOREBODE, BODE,
AUGUR, SPELL...
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FORETOKEN, PRESAGE, PORTEND
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FORESHOW, FORESHADOW, FORE-RUN
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HERALD, POINT TO, BETOKEN,
INDICATE?!
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WHAT ARE YOU?
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I'M NESBITT.
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THERE'S NOT A ZODIACAL
SIGN CALLED NESBITT.
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ALL RIGHT,
DERRY AND TOMS.
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"AQUARIUS, SCORPIO, VIRGO,
DERRY AND TOMS.
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APRIL 29 TO MARCH 22,
EVEN DATES ONLY."
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WELL, WHAT DOES IT PRESAGE?
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"YOU HAVE GREEN, SCALY SKIN
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"AND A SOFT
YELLOW UNDERBELLY
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"WITH A SERIES OF FINLIKE RIDGES
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"RUNNING DOWN YOUR SPINE
AND TAIL.
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"ALTHOUGH LIZARDLIKE IN SHAPE
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"YOU CAN GROW ANYTHING
UP TO 30 FEET IN LENGTH
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"WITH HUGE TEETH
THAT CAN BITE OFF
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"GREAT ROCKS
AND TREES.
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"YOU INHABIT ARID
SUBTROPICAL ZONES
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AND WEAR SPECTACLES."
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HMM, IT'S VERY GOOD
ABOUT THE SPECTACLES.
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IT'S AMAZING!
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HMM, WHAT'S YOURS,
IRENE?
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BASIL.
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I'M SORRY, WHAT'S
YOURS, BASIL?
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NO, THAT'S MY
STAR SIGN... BASIL.
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THERE ISN'T
A STAR SIGN...
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YES, THERE IS.
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"AQUARIUS, SAGITTARIUS,
DERRY AND TOMS
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BASIL... JUNE 21 TILL JUNE 22."
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WELL, WHAT DOES IT SAY?
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"YOU HAVE GREEN, SCALY SKIN
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"AND A SERIES OF YELLOW
UNDERBELLIES RUNNING DOWN
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YOUR SPINE
AND TAIL..."
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THAT'S EXACTLY THE SAME!
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OH! TRY ANOTHER ONE.
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WHAT'S AQUARIUS?
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IT'S A ZODIACAL SIGN.
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I KNOW THAT!
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WHAT'S IT SAY IN THE PAPER,
MRS. FLAN-AND-PICKLE?
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ALL RIGHT.
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OH! IT SAYS,
"A WONDERFUL DAY AHEAD.
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"YOU'LL BE SURROUNDED
BY FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
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"ROGER MOORE WILL
DROP IN FOR LUNCH
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"BRINGING TONY CURTIS WITH HIM.
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"IN THE AFTERNOON, A SUBSTANTIAL
CASH SUM WILL COME YOUR WAY.
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"IN THE EVENING, PETULA
CLARK WILL VISIT YOUR HOME
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"ACCOMPANIED BY
THE MIKE SAMMES SINGERS.
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"SHE WILL SING FOR YOU
IN YOUR OWN LIVING ROOM.
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"BEFORE YOU GO TO BED,
PETER WYNGARDE WILL COME
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AND DECLARE
HIS UNDYING LOVE FOR YOU."
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EWW!
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WHAT'S SCORPIO?
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OH, THAT'S VERY GOOD.
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"YOU WILL HAVE LUNCH WITH A
SCHOOL FRIEND OF DUANE EDDY'S
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"WHO WILL INSIST
ON WHISTLING
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"SOME OF DUANE'S GREATEST
INSTRUMENTAL HITS.
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"IN THE AFTERNOON,
YOU WILL DIE.
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YOU WILL
BE BURIED..."
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GOOD MORNING.
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OH, MORNING, DOCTOR.
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AND HOW'S THE OLD ARM
THIS MORNING, MRS. IKON?
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OH, IT'S STILL HANGING
OFF AT THE SHOULDER.
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GOOD, WELL, LET'S HAVE
A LOOK AT IT, SHALL WE?
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OH, DAMN!
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OH, DAMN THIS
WRETCHED LITTLE BAG.
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OH, DAMN, THIS WRETCHED,
BLOODY LITTLE BAG.
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IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE
ABOUT BEING A DOCTOR
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IT'S THIS WRETCHED,
BLOODY LITTLE BAG.
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OH, DAMN THIS WRETCHED,
BLOODY LITTLE BAG!
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DAMN IT!
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00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:08,111
DAMN THAT WRETCHED
LITTLE BAG.
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DAMN YOU WRETCHED
LITTLE BAG!
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THERE, RIGHT.
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WHAT'S THAT DOING IN HERE?
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RIGHT! WELL...
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HAND OVER THE MONEY.
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COME ON, ALL OF IT.
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THANK YOU.
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YES, THAT SEEMS
TO BE OKAY.
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I'LL JUST TEST
YOUR REFLEXES.
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EVERYTHING SEEMS
TO BE OKAY.
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I'LL SEE YOU
NEXT WEEK.
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KEEP COLLECTING
THE PENSIONS
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AND TRY NOT TO SPEND
TOO MUCH ON FOOD.
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THANK YOU, DOCTOR.
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MORNING, MR. HENSON.
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HOW ARE WE TODAY?
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NOT TOO BAD, DOCTOR.
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OKAY, TAKE IT EASY.
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EXPECTING ANY POSTAL
ORDERS THIS WEEK?
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NO.
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RIGHTO.
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AH, MR. RODGERS,
HAVE YOU GOT
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YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT
BENEFITS, PLEASE?
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RIGHT... WELL,
CAN YOU WRITE ME
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A CHECK THEN, PLEASE?
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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SOON HAVE YOU
DOWN TO NOTHING.
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AH, MR. MILLICHOPE.
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HMM... TWO
HOURS LEFT TO DO.
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OOH, LOVELY!
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DINNER'S READY, DEAR.
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SORRY, YOUR TIME'S UP, MR.
SPEWM.
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I'M AFRAID YOU LOSE
BOTH THE 3p SUITE
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AND YOUR YOUNGEST DAUGHTER.
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HELLO.
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SHOULD THERE BE ANOTHER
TELEVISION CHANNEL
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OR SHOULD THERE NOT?
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ON TONIGHT'S PROGRAM,
THE MINISTER FOR BROADCASTING
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THE RIGHT HONORABLE
MR. IAN THROAT M.P.
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GOOD EVENING.
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THE CHAIRMAN
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OF AMALGAMATED MONEY TV,
SIR ABE SAPPENHEIM.
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GOOD EVENING.
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THE SHADOW SPOKESMAN
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FOR TELEVISION, LORD KINWOODIE.
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HELLO.
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AND A TELEVISION CRITIC
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MR. PATRICK LOONE.
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HELLO.
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GENTLEMEN
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SHOULD THERE BE A FOURTH
TELEVISION CHANNEL OR NOT?
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IAN?
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YES.
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FRANCIS?
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NOPE.
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SIR ABE?
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YES.
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PATRICK?
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NO.
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WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT...
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TWO SAY "WILL," TWO SAY "WON'T."
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WE'LL BE BACK AGAIN NEXT WEEK,
AND NEXT WEEK'S GREAT DEBATE
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WILL BE ABOUT GOVERNMENT
INTERFERENCE IN BROADCASTING
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AND WILL BE CANCELED
MYSTERIOUSLY.
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JUST STARTING ON
BBC 1 NOW, VICTORIA REGINA
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THE INSPIRING TALE OF
THE SIMPLE CROFTER'S DAUGHTER
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00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:59,464
WHO WORKED HER WAY UP
TO BECOME QUEEN OF ENGLAND
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AND EMPRESS OF THE GREATEST
EMPIRE TELEVISION HAS EVER SEEN.
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ON BBC 2 NOW,
EPISODE THREE OF GEORGE I
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THE NEW 116-PART SERIAL
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ABOUT THE FAMOUS ENGLISH KING
WHO HASN'T BEEN DONE YET.
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ON ITV NOW, THE...
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...BUT ABSOLUTELY
DELIGHTFUL.
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BUT, OF COURSE,
YOU KNOW, WHO CARES?
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AH! 'TIS MY LORD
OF BUCKINGHAM.
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PRAY WELCOME,
YOUR GRACE.
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THANK YOU,
GRANTLEY.
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LADIES, MAY I
INTRODUCE TO YOU
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THE MAN WHO PROPHESIED
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THAT A GERMAN MONARCH WOULD
SOON EMBROIL THIS COUNTRY
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IN CONTINENTAL AFFAIRS.
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OH, HOW SO, MY LORD?
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MADAM, YOU WILL RECALL THAT,
PRIOR TO HIS ACCESSION
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OUR GRACIOUS SOVEREIGN GEORGE
HAD BECOME INVOLVED
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IN THE LONG-STANDING
NORTHERN WAR
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00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,517
THROUGH HIS CLAIM
TO BREMEN AND VERDUN.
288
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,041
THESE DUCHIES
WOULD PROVIDE
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AN OUTLET
TO THE SEA
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OF THE UTMOST
VALUE TO HANOVER.
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00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,320
THE TREATY
OF WESTPHALIA
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HAS ASSIGNED
THEM TO SWEDEN.
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IN 1648.
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EXACTLY.
295
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,161
MEANWHILE,
FREDERICK WILLIAM OF DENMARK
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TAKING ADVANTAGE OF
THE ABSENCE OF CHARLES XII
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SEIZED THEM... 1712.
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00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,334
OH, YES.
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00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:03,458
IT ALL FALLS INTO
PLACE... MORE WINE?
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00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:04,764
OH, THANK YOU.
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00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:06,794
HOWEVER, JUST PRIOR
TO HIS ACCESSION
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GEORGE HAD MADE AN ALLIANCE
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WITH FREDERICK WILLIAM
OF PRUSSIA
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ON THE GROUNDS OF PARTY FEELING.
305
00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:15,078
WHILE FREDERICK WILLIAM HAD
MARRIED GEORGE'S ONLY DAUGHTER.
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00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,081
I REMEMBER
THE WEDDING.
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00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,309
BUT CHIEFLY,
THROUGH CONCERN
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00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:18,475
AT THE CONCERTED
ACTION...
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STAND AND DELIVER!
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DENNIS MOORE!
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THE SAME.
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00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,354
AND NOW, MY LORDS, MY LADIES
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00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,916
YOUR LUPINS, PLEASE.
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00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,724
OUR WHAT?
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00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:34,062
COME, COME, DON'T PLAY GAMES
WITH ME, MY LORD OF BUCKINGHAM.
316
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,259
WHAT CAN YOU MEAN?
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00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,633
YOUR LIFE OR YOUR LUPINS
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00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:38,762
MY LORD.
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00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:49,239
IN A BUNCH, IN A BUNCH.
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00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:52,842
THANK YOU, MY FRIENDS.
321
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:56,082
AND NOW A GOOD EVENING
TO YOU ALL.
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00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:03,292
HE SEEKS THEM HERE,
HE SEEKS THEM THERE
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00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:06,628
HE SEEKS THOSE LUPINS
EVERYWHERE.
324
00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:08,155
THE MURDERING
BLACKGUARD!
325
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,792
HE'S TAKEN
ALL OUR LUPINS.
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00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:12,133
NOT QUITE.
327
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:13,638
OH, YOU TRICKED HIM.
328
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:15,037
WE STILL
HAVE ONE.
329
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:17,508
HOORAY!
330
00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,230
TRY TO EAT SOME, MY DEAR.
331
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:48,705
IT'LL GIVE YOU STRENGTH.
332
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,608
OH, MR. MOORE, MR. MOORE,
SHE'S GOING FAST.
333
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:52,735
DON'T WORRY,
I'VE...
334
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,302
I'VE BROUGHT
YOU SOMETHING.
335
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,438
MEDICINE, AT LAST?
336
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,446
NO.
337
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:57,311
FOOD?
338
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:57,940
NOPE.
339
00:16:57,983 --> 00:16:59,075
BLANKETS?
340
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:00,585
CLOTHES, WOOD FOR THE FIRE?
341
00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:01,813
NOPE.
342
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:03,919
LUPINS!
343
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,685
OH, CHRIST!
344
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:06,748
I THOUGHT YOU'D
LIKE THEM.
345
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,657
I'M SICK TO BLOODY DEATH
OF THEM!
346
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:09,854
SO AM I!
347
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:10,862
SHE'S BLOODY DYING
348
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:12,420
AND ALL YOU BRING US
IS LUPINS!
349
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:15,865
ALL WE'VE EATEN, MATE, FOR
THE LAST FOUR BLEEDING WEEKS
350
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:19,302
IS LUPIN SOUP, ROAST LUPIN,
STEAMED LUPIN
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00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,169
BRAISED LUPIN
IN LUPIN SAUCE
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00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,766
LUPIN IN THE BASKET
WITH SAUTEED LUPINS
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00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:26,573
LUPIN MERINGUE PIE,
LUPIN SORBET.
354
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:29,274
WE SIT ON LUPINS,
WE SLEEP IN LUPINS
355
00:17:29,314 --> 00:17:31,214
WE FEED THE CAT ON LUPINS
356
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:35,914
WE BURN LUPINS,
WE EVEN WEAR THE BLOODY THINGS!
357
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:37,114
LOOKS VERY SMART.
358
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:38,418
OH, SHUT UP!
359
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,982
WE'RE SICK TO DEATH
WITH THE STENCH OF THEM!
360
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,457
LOOK!
361
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:48,591
THE CAT'S JUST CHOKED
ITSELF TO DEATH ON THEM!
362
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,795
I DON'T CARE
IF I NEVER SEE ANOTHER LUPIN
363
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,201
TILL THE DAY I DIE!
364
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,172
WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT
AND STEAL SOMETHING USEFUL?
365
00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:56,196
LIKE WHAT?
366
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:58,402
LIKE GOLD AND SILVER AND CLOTHES
367
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,207
AND WOOD AND JEWELS AND...
368
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,509
HANG ON, I'LL GET
A PIECE OF PAPER.
369
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,401
THIS, COUPLED WITH THE PRESENCE
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00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,403
OF PETER AND HIS PRUSSIANS
IN MECKLENBURG
371
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,234
AND CHARLES AND HIS SWEDES
IN POMERANIA
372
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,139
MADE GEORGE AND STANHOPE EAGER
TO COME TO TERMS WITH FRANCE.
373
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:31,733
MEANWHILE, A BREACH
HAD NOW OPENED WITH...
374
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,972
OH, NO, NOT AGAIN!
375
00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:35,036
OH, COME ON!
376
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,377
STAND AND DELIVER AGAIN!
377
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:40,681
YOUR MONEY, YOUR JEWELRY,
YOUR... HANG ON...
378
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:43,847
YOUR CLOTHES, YOUR SNUFF,
YOUR ORNAMENTS
379
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,756
YOUR GLASSWARE,
YOUR PUSSY CATS...
380
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,657
DON'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT THE LUPIN.
381
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,924
YOUR WATCHES, YOUR LACE,
YOUR SPITTOONS...
382
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:06,533
HERE WE ARE.
383
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,586
WELL, IT MAY BE THE END OF THAT
384
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,121
BUT IT'S CERTAINLY FAR
FROM THE END OF...
385
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,987
WELL, IN FACT,
IT'S THE BEGINNING...
386
00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:20,457
WELL, NOT QUITE THE BEGINNING.
387
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,585
WELL, CERTAINLY NEARER
THE BEGINNING THAN THE END...
388
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,959
WELL, YES, DAMN IT, IT IS,
TO ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES
389
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,158
THE BEGINNING OF THIS YEAR'S
IDEAL LOON EXHIBITION
390
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,791
SPONSORED BY THE DAILY EXPRESS.
391
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,166
NUMBSKULLS AND BOOBIES
FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY
392
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:33,763
HAVE BEEN ARRIVING TO GO
THROUGH THEIR STRANGE PACES
393
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:35,204
BEFORE A LARGE PAYING CROWD.
394
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,265
THIS IS THE 15th
IDEAL LOON EXHIBITION
395
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:38,936
AND WE TOOK A GOOD LOOK ROUND
396
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:41,912
AFTER IT WAS OPENED
BY ITS PATRON.
397
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,946
HERE'S KEVIN BRUCE, THE
DIGGER DUFFER FROM DOWN UNDER
398
00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:48,350
WHO'S RANKED 14th IN THE
WORLD'S SILLY POSITIONS LEAGUE.
399
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:50,582
THIS KIND OF INCOHERENT BEHAVIOR
400
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:53,591
IS REALLY BEGINNING
TO CATCH ON DOWN UNDER.
401
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,185
THERE'S NORMAN KIRBY, FROM
NEW ZEALAND, WHOSE SPECIALTY
402
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,992
IS STANDING BEHIND A SCREEN
WITH A LADY WITH NO CLOTHES ON.
403
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,896
IN REAL LIFE,
NORMAN IS A GYNECOLOGIST
404
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,332
BUT THIS IS HIS LUNCH HOUR.
405
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,392
AND FROM FRANCE
406
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:06,961
THERE'S A SUPERB EXHIBITION
OF RATHER SILLY BEHAVIOR
407
00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:09,439
BY THE FRIENDS OF
THE FREE FRENCH OSTEOPATHS.
408
00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:13,001
... TROIS, UN, DEUX,
TROIS, UN, DEUX, TROIS
409
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,570
UN, DEUX, TROIS,
UN, DEUX, TROIS...
410
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:18,139
THEY DO THIS
OVER 400 TIMES A DAY.
411
00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:19,480
NOBODY KNOWS WHY.
412
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,315
BUT FOR SHEER POINTLESS BEHAVIOR
413
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,253
YOU'VE GOT
TO ADMIRE BRIAN BROOMERS
414
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:25,654
THE BATTLING BRITISH BOY
WHO, FOR TWO WEEKS
415
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:29,125
HAS BEEN SUSPENDED
OVER A TIN OF CONDEMNED VEAL.
416
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,651
ALWAYS POPULAR WITH THE CROWD
417
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,754
IS THE SCOTSMAN
WITH NAE TREWS EXHIBIT
418
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,663
AND THIS YEAR'S NO EXCEPTION.
419
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,863
SPONSORED BY NATURAL GAS
AND GLASGOW CITY COUNCIL
420
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,064
THIS EXHIBIT IS
ENTIRELY SUPPORTED
421
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:41,936
BY VOLUNTARY CONTRIBUTIONS.
422
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,669
BUT FOR A TRULY MAGNIFICENT
WASTE OF TIME
423
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,644
YOU'VE GOT TO GO NO FURTHER
THAN THE EXHIBIT FROM ITALY...
424
00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:48,009
ITALIAN PRIESTS IN CUSTARD
425
00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:49,877
DISCUSSING VITAL MATTERS
OF THE DAY.
426
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,076
THESE LADS FROM A SEMINARY
NEAR CREMONA
427
00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:54,517
HAVE BEEN PRACTICING
FOR WELL OVER A YEAR.
428
00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:56,646
AS ALWAYS,
ONE OF THE GREAT ATTRACTIONS
429
00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:58,053
OF THIS 14-DAY EXHIBITION
430
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,921
IS THE DISPLAY
OF COUNTER MARCHING
431
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:02,518
GIVEN BY THE MASSED PIPES
AND TOILET REQUISITES
432
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:06,463
OF THE COLWYN BAY MASSED PIPES
AND TOILET REQUISITES CLUB.
433
00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:09,228
AN INTERESTING POINT
ABOUT THESE BOYS IS
434
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,704
THEY ALL HAVE ONE THING
IN COMMON... HIP IN JURIES.
435
00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,229
NOT FAR AWAY,
THE CROWDS ARE FLOCKING TO SEE
436
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,300
A MEMBER OF THE FAMOUS
ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTED GEESE.
437
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:23,142
BUT THE CLIMAX OF THE WHOLE
EVENT IS THE JUDGING.
438
00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:29,714
MR. JUSTICE BURKE.
439
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,050
WELL, THAT'S THE LAST
440
00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:38,460
AND LET'S JUST SEE
THOSE LAST SIX ONCE AGAIN.
441
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:51,737
AND THE WINNER IS
NUMBER 41, MR. JUSTICE BURKE.
442
00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:16,360
ATTENTION, ATTENTION,
SUSPECT HEADING DUE NORTH.
443
00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:18,995
PLAN 13-A IS NOW IN EFFECT.
444
00:22:25,877 --> 00:22:27,071
WHOOP!
445
00:22:50,435 --> 00:22:52,369
YET FEAR,
NOT LIKE AN AGED FLORIN
446
00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:54,167
CAN SO DISSEMINATE MEN'S EYES
447
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,697
THAT FORTUNE, STRAINING
AT A KISSING TOUCH
448
00:22:56,742 --> 00:22:58,505
MAY STOP HER CEASELESS SEARCH
449
00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:01,068
TO SPORT AMIDST
THE RAMPANT THRUST OF TIME
450
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:02,978
AND BRING
THE THING UNDONE TO PASS
451
00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:05,642
BY THAT WITH WHICH THE COCK
MAY CHANCE AN ARM.
452
00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:06,981
WELL, THAT'S ALL
VERY WELL, SIR
453
00:23:07,018 --> 00:23:08,383
BUT THIS IS
AN OFF-LICENSE.
454
00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:11,283
UH, JUST A BOTTLE
OF SHERRY THEN, PLEASE.
455
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:12,517
CERTAINLY, UM,
AMONTILLADO?
456
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:14,457
YES, I THINK
AMONTILLADO...
457
00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:16,290
FINELY GROWN,
WELL-CHOSEN
458
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,558
FROM THE CASK
OF PLUTO'S HILLS
459
00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:20,827
CELL'D DEEP WITHIN
THE VINOUS SOIL OF SPAIN
460
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:23,493
WRENCH'D THENCE FROM
FIERY REGIONS OF THE SUN...
461
00:23:23,535 --> 00:23:24,968
YES, YES, SIR,
JUST ONE BOTTLE?
462
00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:26,402
JUST ONE BOTTLE.
463
00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:27,564
JUST ONE JOT.
464
00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:28,573
JUST ONE TITTLE.
465
00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:29,574
THAT'S THE LOT.
466
00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:30,575
THERE WE ARE, SIR.
467
00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:31,803
THAT'LL BE A POUND, SIR.
468
00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:32,969
A POUND, A POUND
469
00:23:33,011 --> 00:23:34,638
AND ALL AROUND ABOUND
A POUND FOUND FOUND
470
00:23:34,679 --> 00:23:36,374
LOST LOST THE COST
TILL WAS'T EMBOSSED...
471
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,541
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
472
00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:39,675
YES, GOOD VICTUALLER,
NATURE'S TRENCHERMAN
473
00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:40,844
MINE HONEST TAPSTER...
474
00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:42,717
I WAS JUST WONDERING,
ARE YOU A POET?
475
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,847
NO, NO, I'M... I'M A SOLICITOR.
476
00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:46,548
A SOLICITOR... OH.
477
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:48,456
WELL-VERSED WITHIN
THE WRITTEN LAW OF MAN
478
00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:49,790
WHO CAN TO THOSE WHO NEED...
479
00:23:49,828 --> 00:23:51,591
OH, SHUT UP!
480
00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:52,597
I'M SORRY.
481
00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:54,963
I'M AFRAID I'VE CAUGHT POETRY.
482
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,092
OH, REALLY?
483
00:23:56,134 --> 00:23:57,226
WELL, DON'T WORRY, SIR
484
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,066
I USED TO SUFFER
FROM SHORT STORIES.
485
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,298
REALLY? WHEN?
486
00:24:00,338 --> 00:24:02,101
OH, ONCE UPON A TIME.
487
00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:05,873
THERE LIVED IN WILTSHIRE
488
00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:07,708
A YOUNG CHAP
CALLED DENNIS MOORE.
489
00:24:07,746 --> 00:24:09,236
NOW, DENNIS WAS A
HIGHWAYMAN BY PROFESSION
490
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,407
AND FOR
SEVERAL MONTHS
491
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,212
HE'D BEEN STEALING
FROM THE RICH
492
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,615
TO GIVE TO THE POOR.
493
00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:16,086
ONE DAY...
494
00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:20,090
HERE WE ARE AGAIN.
495
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,717
MR. JENKINS?
496
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,095
THERE WE ARE.
497
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,120
I'LL BE BACK.
498
00:24:26,164 --> 00:24:28,029
MEANWHILE, FREDERICK WILLIAM,
BUSILY ENGAGED
499
00:24:28,066 --> 00:24:29,897
IN DEFENDING AGAINST
THE THREE GREAT POWERS
500
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,060
THE PROVINCE OF SILESIA...
501
00:24:31,102 --> 00:24:32,194
WHICH HE
HAD SEIZED
502
00:24:32,237 --> 00:24:33,329
IN THE WAR OF THE
AUSTRIAN SUCCESSION
503
00:24:33,371 --> 00:24:34,338
AGAINST
HIS WORD.
504
00:24:34,372 --> 00:24:35,430
YES, I REMEMBER.
505
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,499
WAS NOW DEPENDENT
ON PITT'S SUBSIDIES.
506
00:24:38,844 --> 00:24:40,709
MY LORDS, MY LADIES,
ON YOUR FEET, PLEASE!
507
00:24:42,881 --> 00:24:44,906
I MUST ASK YOU TO DO
EXACTLY AS I SAY
508
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:48,316
OR I SHALL BE FORCED TO SHOOT
YOU RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!
509
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:51,349
WELL, NOT RIGHT BETWEEN
THE EYES, I MEAN...
510
00:24:51,389 --> 00:24:52,651
WHEN I SAY "BETWEEN THE EYES"
511
00:24:52,691 --> 00:24:54,386
OBVIOUSLY I DON'T HAVE
TO BE THAT ACCURATE.
512
00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:56,860
I MEAN, IF I HIT YOU
IN THAT SORT OF AREA, LIKE THAT
513
00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:58,522
OBVIOUSLY, THAT'S
ALL RIGHT FOR ME.
514
00:24:58,563 --> 00:24:59,825
I MEAN, I DON'T
HAVE TO TRY
515
00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:01,298
AND SORT OF HIT A POINT
BISECTING A LINE
516
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,130
DRAWN BETWEEN YOUR PUPILS,
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
517
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,432
I MEAN, FROM MY POINT OF VIEW,
IT'S PERFECTLY SATISFACTORY...
518
00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:06,937
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
519
00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:08,496
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
520
00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:10,030
WELL, WHY ARE ANY OF US HERE?
521
00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:11,770
I MEAN, WHEN YOU GET DOWN TO IT
522
00:25:11,810 --> 00:25:13,573
IT'S ALL SO MEANINGLESS,
ISN'T IT?
523
00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:15,307
I MEAN, WHAT DO ANY OF US WANT?
524
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,474
NO, NO, WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?
525
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:18,813
OH, I SEE, OH,
JUST THE USUAL THINGS
526
00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:20,147
A LITTLE PLACE OF MY OWN,
THE RIGHT GIRL...
527
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,311
NO, NO, NO!
528
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:23,844
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?
529
00:25:23,889 --> 00:25:28,223
OH, UM... YOUR GOLD,
YOUR SILVER, YOUR JEWELRY.
530
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,454
YOU'VE TAKEN
IT ALL.
531
00:25:29,494 --> 00:25:31,189
THIS IS ALL
WE'VE GOT LEFT.
532
00:25:31,229 --> 00:25:32,856
THAT'S NICE.
533
00:25:32,898 --> 00:25:34,957
I'LL HAVE THEM.
534
00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:36,226
COME ON.
535
00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:38,759
YOU'D BETTER TAKE THE
BLOODY LUPIN, TOO.
536
00:25:38,803 --> 00:25:39,792
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
537
00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:41,396
I'VE GONE THROUGH THAT STAGE.
538
00:25:53,952 --> 00:25:55,783
WHAT YOU GOT FOR US
TODAY, THEN?
539
00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:57,287
WELL, I'VE MANAGED TO FIND YOU
540
00:25:57,322 --> 00:25:59,984
FOUR VERY NICE SILVER SPOONS, MR.
JENKINS.
541
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,457
WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE
542
00:26:01,493 --> 00:26:03,188
GIVING US POOR
THIS RUBBISH?
543
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,661
BLOODY SILVER...
544
00:26:04,696 --> 00:26:06,163
WON'T HAVE IT
IN THE HOUSE.
545
00:26:06,197 --> 00:26:07,425
AND THOSE
CANDLESTICKS
546
00:26:07,465 --> 00:26:08,557
YOU GOT US
LAST WEEK
547
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,931
WERE ONLY 16-CARAT.
548
00:26:09,968 --> 00:26:12,095
YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT
AND STEAL SOMETHING NICE
549
00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:13,263
LIKE SOME VENETIAN SILVER?
550
00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:15,933
OR A VELASQUEZ
FOR THE OUTSIDE LOO.
551
00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:19,366
OH, ALL RIGHT.
552
00:26:33,158 --> 00:26:34,750
WHAT DID YOU SING?
553
00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:39,389
WE SANG, "HE STEALS FROM
THE POOR AND GIVES TO THE RICH."
554
00:26:40,465 --> 00:26:41,762
WAIT A TIC...
555
00:26:43,368 --> 00:26:45,359
BLIMEY, THIS
REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH
556
00:26:45,403 --> 00:26:46,927
IS TRICKIER THAN I THOUGHT.
557
00:26:48,873 --> 00:26:51,967
GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME
TO ANOTHER EDITION OF PREJUDICE
558
00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:54,444
THE SHOW THAT GIVES YOU
A CHANCE TO HAVE A GO
559
00:26:54,479 --> 00:26:57,642
AT WOPS, KRAUTS, NIGS, EYETIES,
GIPPOS, BUBBLES, FROGGIES
560
00:26:57,682 --> 00:27:00,412
CHINKS, YIDDS, JOCKS,
POLACKS, PADDIES AND DAGOES.
561
00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:05,346
TONIGHT'S SHOW COMES LIVE
562
00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:08,450
FROM THE TINY VILLAGE OF RABID
IN BUCKINGHAMSHIRE.
563
00:27:08,493 --> 00:27:11,860
AND OUR FIRST QUESTION TONIGHT
IS FROM A MRS. ELIZABETH SCRINT
564
00:27:11,896 --> 00:27:14,990
WHO SAYS SHE IS GOING ON
A MEDITERRANEAN CRUISE NEXT WEEK
565
00:27:15,033 --> 00:27:18,059
AND CAN'T FIND ANYTHING WRONG
WITH THE SYRIANS.
566
00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:19,832
WELL, MRS. SCRINT,
APART FROM BEING
567
00:27:19,871 --> 00:27:22,066
TOTALLY UNPRINCIPLED,
LEFT-WING TROUBLEMAKERS
568
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,835
THE SYRIANS ARE
ALSO BORN SKIVERS.
569
00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:25,809
THEY'RE DIRTY, SMELLY
AND UNTRUSTWORTHY
570
00:27:25,844 --> 00:27:28,642
AND, OF COURSE, THEY'RE FRIENDS
OF THE AWFUL GIPPOS.
571
00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:32,079
WELL, THERE YOU ARE,
MRS. SCRINT.
572
00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:33,811
HOPE THAT ANSWERS
SOME OF YOUR PROBLEMS.
573
00:27:33,852 --> 00:27:35,342
HAVE A NICE TRIP.
574
00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:38,413
WELL, NOW, THE RESULT
OF LAST WEEK'S COMPETITION
575
00:27:38,456 --> 00:27:39,753
WHEN WE ASKED YOU
576
00:27:39,791 --> 00:27:42,385
TO FIND A DEROGATORY TERM
FOR THE BELGIANS.
577
00:27:42,427 --> 00:27:44,054
WELL, THE RESPONSE WAS ENORMOUS
578
00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:46,928
AND WE TOOK QUITE A LONG TIME
SORTING OUT THE WINNERS.
579
00:27:46,965 --> 00:27:48,694
THERE WERE SOME
VERY CLEVER ENTRIES.
580
00:27:48,733 --> 00:27:50,200
A MRS. HATRED,
OF LEICESTER, SAID
581
00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:53,295
"LET'S NOT CALL THEM ANYTHING,
LET'S JUST IGNORE THEM."
582
00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:58,642
AND A MR. ST. JOHN,
OF HUNTINGDON, SAID
583
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:02,670
HE COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING
MORE DEROGATORY THAN "BELGIANS."
584
00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:08,349
BUT IN THE END, WE
SETTLED ON THREE CHOICES.
585
00:28:08,386 --> 00:28:10,718
NUMBER THREE, "THE SPROUTS"
586
00:28:10,755 --> 00:28:13,849
SENT IN BY MRS. VICIOUS,
OF HASTINGS.
587
00:28:13,892 --> 00:28:15,359
VERY NICE.
588
00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:17,293
NUMBER TWO, "THE PHLEGMS"
589
00:28:17,328 --> 00:28:20,058
FROM MRS. CHILDMOLESTER,
OF WORTHING.
590
00:28:21,399 --> 00:28:23,026
BUT THE WINNER
WAS UNDOUBTEDLY
591
00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:26,060
FROM MRS. NO-SUPPER-FOR-YOU,
FROM NORWOOD IN LANCASHIRE
592
00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:28,402
"MISERABLE, FAT
BELGIAN BASTARDS."
593
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:37,413
VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD,
THANK YOU, CAROL.
594
00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:39,314
BUT, AS YOU KNOW,
ON THIS PROGRAM
595
00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:43,081
WE'RE NOT JUST PREJUDICED
AGAINST RACE OR COLOR.
596
00:28:43,121 --> 00:28:45,885
WE'RE ALSO PREJUDICED AGAINST...
YES, YOU'VE GUESSED...
597
00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:47,789
STINKING HOMOSEXUALS!
598
00:28:50,428 --> 00:28:53,124
SO BEFORE THE STREETS START
EMPTYING IN CHELSEA TONIGHT
599
00:28:53,164 --> 00:28:56,133
LET'S GO STRAIGHT OVER TO OUR
POPULAR PREJUDICED PANEL GAME
600
00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:59,933
AND INVITE YOU ONCE AGAIN
TO "SHOOT THE POOF"!
601
00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:04,800
AND COULD OUR FIRST
CONTESTANT SIGN IN, PLEASE?
602
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:11,978
OUR FIRST CONTESTANT
IS A HAIRDRESSER FROM...
603
00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:16,883
OOH, I NEVER
DID LIKE THAT KIND OF PERSON.
604
00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:27,394
HALT! HALT!
605
00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:32,029
GENTLEMEN, LADIES, BRING OUT
YOUR VALUABLES, PLEASE.
606
00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:33,037
OH, NO!
607
00:29:33,071 --> 00:29:34,800
COME ALONG, SIR,
COME ALONG.
608
00:29:34,839 --> 00:29:36,397
COME ALONG,
MADAM.
609
00:29:38,009 --> 00:29:39,237
NOW...
610
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:41,912
IS THAT ALL
YOU'VE GOT?
611
00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:43,675
YES.
612
00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:45,376
WELL, HE'S GOT
MUCH MORE THAN YOU
613
00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:47,077
SO YOU'D BETTER
HAVE SOME OF HIS.
614
00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:48,380
HE'S GOT
A LOT OF THESE.
615
00:29:48,419 --> 00:29:50,717
OH, SORRY... PICK
THEM UP IN A MOMENT.
616
00:29:50,755 --> 00:29:53,383
THERE'S ABOUT, OH,
WHAT, NINE DOWN THERE
617
00:29:53,424 --> 00:29:54,652
SO YOU MUST
HAVE ABOUT...
618
00:29:54,692 --> 00:29:56,216
OH, HE'S STILL
GOT LOTS...
619
00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:57,318
YOU'VE GOT WHAT?
620
00:29:57,362 --> 00:29:59,387
YOU'VE GOT MORE
THAN HE STARTED WITH
621
00:29:59,430 --> 00:30:01,455
SO IF I GIVE YOU
SOME OF THOSE...
622
00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:04,935
UH, WELL, NOW, LOOK,
IF I GIVE YOU THAT, UH...
623
00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:06,493
HAVE YOU GOT A BIT OF JEWELRY?
624
00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:07,971
YES, IF I GIVE YOU THAT ONE
625
00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:12,534
AND YOU HAVE
SOME OF HIS COINS...
626
00:30:12,577 --> 00:30:14,169
IS THAT
ANOTHER BOX?
627
00:30:14,212 --> 00:30:16,112
WERE YOU TRYING
TO HIDE IT?
628
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:22,242
OOH,
THAT'S NICE!
629
00:30:22,287 --> 00:30:23,413
I'LL HAVE THAT.
630
00:30:23,454 --> 00:30:24,421
RIGHT.
631
00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:25,444
NOW, I'VE GOT
A TIARA...
632
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:26,457
YOU'VE GOT ONE,
YOU'VE GOT ONE.
633
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:27,651
YOU'VE GOT ONE
OF THE BOXES.
634
00:30:27,692 --> 00:30:28,659
YOU'VE GOT ONE.
635
00:30:28,693 --> 00:30:30,820
ANYONE ELSE
GOT A TIARA?
636
00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:34,197
TAKE YOUR
HAT OFF.
637
00:30:37,302 --> 00:30:38,269
OH, HONESTLY
638
00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:39,497
IT'S ABSOLUTELY
POINTLESS
639
00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:41,630
TRYING TO DO THIS IF
YOU'RE GOING TO CHEAT.
640
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:44,141
IT REALLY IS
AWFUL OF YOU.
641
00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:50,276
I THOUGHT YOU
SHOULD HAVE WON.
642
00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:52,715
I MEAN, JUDICIALLY,
YOU SWEPT THE BOARD.
643
00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:54,684
ALL RIGHT,
HE HAD POSTURE
644
00:30:54,719 --> 00:30:56,846
BUT WHERE WAS HE
IN THE SUMMING UP?
645
00:30:56,888 --> 00:31:00,790
OH, SHUT UP, MELFORD,
THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR.
646
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Ripped & Corrected By mstoll