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MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUSES.
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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TONIGHT JEREMY TOOGOOD READS
RED GAUNTLET BY SIR WALTER SCOTT.
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HELLO.
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THE SUNSOOT...
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THE SUNSIETT...
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THE SUN... THE SUNSET!
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THE SUNSET WAAS... WAS, WAS...
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THE SUNSET WAS...
DI... DEEING... DYING
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OVER THE HILE...
HIEL... HE... HEELS...
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OH, HILLS, HILLS!
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OF... SLOW... SOL... WAY FIRTH.
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THE LOVE PIPER...
THE LONE PIPER.
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THE LONE PIPER... ON THE BA...
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BATT... LY... MENTS...
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OF ED... EBING... EBINGUNDIR...
ED... EDINGBURGHER...
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EDINBURGH!
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EDINBURGH... CASTLE
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WAS SIL... SILHOU...
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SALUTED... S... SI...
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"THE SUNSET WAS DYING
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"OVER THE HILLS
OF SOLWAY FIRTH.
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"THE LONE PIPER ON THE
BATTLEMENTS OF EDINBURGH CASTLE
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WAS SILHOUETTED
AGAINST THE CRIM..." CRIMSY...
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CRIMSON!
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AGAINST THE CRIMSON
STREEDS... STRE...
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STREAKED.
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STREAKED?
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CRIMSON-STREAKED SKY.
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IN THE SHADOWS
OF CARRIGANU...
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CRAN...
CRUNGRIN...
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CAIRNGORM!
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AH!
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IN THE SHADOWS
OF CAIRNGORM
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THE LAYT...
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LAIRD!
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LAIRD! LAIRD! LAIRD!
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LAIRD OF...
OF... OF...
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LAIRD OF
MONTEU...
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MONTREUX...
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MONTROSE.
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MONTROSE. MONTROSE. MONTROSE.
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THE LAIRD
OF MONTROSE...
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GAL-LOPED?
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GALLOPED...
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"THE LONE PIPER
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ON THE BATTLEMENTS
OF EDINBURGH CASTLE..."
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NEXT.
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HERE ON TOP
OF EDINBURGH CASTLE
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IN CONDITIONS
OF EXTREME SECRECY
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MEN ARE BEING TRAINED
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FOR THE BRITISH ARMY'S
FIRST KAMIKAZE REGIMENT...
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THE QUEEN'S OWN
McKAMIKAZE HIGHLANDERS.
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SO SUCCESSFUL HAS BEEN
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THE TRAINING
OF THE KAMIKAZE REGIMENT
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THAT THE NUMBERS HA VE DWINDLED
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FROM 3O, OOO TO JUST OVER
A DOZEN IN THREE WEEKS.
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WHAT MAKES THESE YOUNG SCOTSMEN
SO KEEN TO KILL THEMSELVES?
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THE MONEY'S GOOD.
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AND THE WATER SKIING.
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ATTENTION!
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ALL RIGHT, SERGEANT
MAJOR, AT EASE.
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NOW, HOW MANY CHAPS
YOU GOT LEFT?
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SIX, SIR.
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SIX?
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FIVE, SIR...
GOOD LUCK, JOHNSON.
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JOLLY GOOD SHOW,
SERGEANT MAJOR.
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I'VE COME
TO TELL YOU
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WE'VE GOT A JOB
FOR YOUR FIVE LADS.
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FOUR, SIR.
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FOR YOUR FOUR LADS.
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GOOD LUCK,
TAGGART.
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THANK YOU,
SARGE.
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NOW, THIS MISSION'S
GOING TO BE DANGEROUS
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AND IT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH
AND WE'RE GOING TO NEED
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EVERY LAD OF YOURS
TO PULL HIS WEIGHT.
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NOW, WHICH FOUR ARE THEY?
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THESE THREE
HERE, SIR.
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OKAY, OFF
YOU GO, SMITH.
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RIGHT!
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SERGEANT MAJOR.
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SIR?!
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YOU DON'T THINK
IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA
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TO STOP THE TRAINING
PROGRAM FOR A LITTLE BIT?
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THEY GOT TO BE TRAINED, SIR...
IT'S A DANGEROUS JOB.
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YES, I KNOW BUT...
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ALL RIGHT, MacPHERSON,
YOU'RE NEXT... OFF YOU GO.
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YOU SEE, WHAT IS WORRYING
ME, SERGEANT MAJOR...
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I'LL MAKE IT
A GOOD ONE, SIR!
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GOOD LUCK, MacPHERSON.
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MacPHERSON...
ONLY THIS MISSION
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REALLY IS VERY DANGEROUS.
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WE'RE GOING TO NEED BOTH
THE CHAPS YOU'VE GOT LEFT.
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BOTH OF WHO, SIR?
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SERGEANT MAJOR, WHAT'S
THIS MAN'S NAME?
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THIS ONE, SIR?
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THIS ONE'S MacDONALD, SIR.
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MacDONALD...
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GO, LAD.
NO, NO, NO.
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HANG ON TO MacDONALD,
SERGEANT MAJOR.
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HANG ON TO HIM.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHETHER I CAN, SIR.
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HE'S IN A STATE OF ITSUBISHI
KYOTO McSAYONARA.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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IT'S THE FIFTH STATE A
SCOTSMAN CAN ACHIEVE, SIR.
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HE'S GOT TO FINISH
HIMSELF OFF BY LUNCHTIME
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OR HE THINKS HE'S LET
DOWN THE EMPEROR, SIR.
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WELL, CAN'T WE
GET HIM OUT OF IT?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO, SIR.
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OUR KAMIKAZE INSTRUCTOR,
MR. YASHIMOTO, WAS SO GOOD
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HE NEVER LEFT
TOKYO AIRPORT.
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WELL, THERE MUST BE SOMEONE ELSE
WHO CAN ADVISE US.
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GOOD MORNING.
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KAMIKAZE, PLEASE.
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YES, WOULD YOU
GO THROUGH, PLEASE?
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THANK YOU.
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ALL RIGHT, SERGEANT MAJOR.
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NO TIME TO LOSE.
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BEG PARDON, SIR?
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NO TIME
TO LOSE.
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NO WHAT, SIR?
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NO TIME... NO TIME TO LOSE.
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OH, I SEE, SIR.
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NO TIME... TO LOSE!
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YES, THAT'S RIGHT, YES.
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YES, NO TIME TO LOSE, SIR.
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RIGHT!
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ISN'T THAT FUNNY, SIR.
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I'VE NEVER COME ACROSS
THAT PHRASE BEFORE.
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"NO TIME TO LOSE."
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42 YEARS I'VE BEEN
IN THE REGULAR ARMY
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AND I'VE NEVER HEARD
THAT PHRASE.
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WELL, IT'S
IN PERFECTLY COMMON PARLANCE.
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IN WHAT, SIR?
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OH, NEVER MIND.
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RIGHT... NO TIME TO LOSE.
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EVENTUALLY, YES, SIR.
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WHAT?
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WELL, LIKE YOU SAID, SIR.
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WE'LL BE ABLE
TO MAKE TIME EVENTUALLY...
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WITHOUT TO LOSE, SIR, NO.
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LOOK, UM, I DON'T THINK
YOU'VE QUITE GOT
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THE HANG OF THIS PHRASE,
SERGEANT MAJOR.
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MORNING.
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NO TIME TO LOSE.
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NOW, THEN, HOW
WERE YOU THINKING
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OF USING THIS PHRASE?
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UH...
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WELL, I WAS THINKING
OF USING IT LIKE, UH...
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UH..."GOOD MORNING, DEAR.
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WHAT IS IN NO TIME TO LOSE?"
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YES, WELL, YOU'VE
NOT QUITE GOT
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THE HANG OF THAT,
HAVE YOU?
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NO TIME TO LOSE.
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NO TIME TO LOSE.
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NO TIME TO LOSE.
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NO TIME TO LOSE.
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NOW, YOU WANT
TO USE THIS PHRASE
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IN EVERYDAY CONVERSATION,
IS THAT RIGHT?
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YES, THAT'S RIGHT, YES.
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YES, GOOD.
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MY WIFE AND I HAVE...
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MY WIFE AND I HAVE NEVER HAD A
GREAT DEAL TO SAY TO EACH OTHER.
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IN THE OLD DAYS WE USED
TO FIND THINGS TO SAY
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LIKE "PASS THE SUGAR"
OR "THAT'S MY FLANNEL"
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BUT IN THE LAST
TEN OR 15 YEARS
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THERE JUST HASN'T SEEMED
TO BE ANYTHING TO SAY.
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AND ANYWAY, I SAW YOUR PHRASE
ADVERTISED IN THE PAPER
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AND I THOUGHT
THAT'S THE KIND OF THING
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I'D LIKE TO SAY TO HER.
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YES, WELL,
WHAT WE NORMALLY SUGGEST
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FOR A BEGINNER SUCH AS YOURSELF
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IS THAT YOU PUT YOUR ALARM CLOCK
BACK TEN MINUTES IN THE MORNING
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SO YOU CAN WAKE UP,
LOOK AT THE CLOCK
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AND USE THE PHRASE IMMEDIATELY.
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SHALL WE TRY IT?
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YES.
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ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL BE
THE ALARM CLOCK.
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WHEN I GO OFF
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LOOK AT ME
AND USE THE PHRASE, OKAY?
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NO! TIME TO LOSE.
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NO. NO TIME TO LOSE.
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NO TIME TO LOSE.
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NO TIME TO LOSE.
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NO TIME TO LOSE.
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NO. TO LOSE, LIKE
TOULOUSE IN FRANCE.
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NO TIME TOULOUSE.
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NO TIME TOULOUSE.
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NO TIME TOULOUSE.
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NO TIME TOULOUSE.
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NO. NO TIME TO LOSE.
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NO, NO TIME TO LOSE.
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"NO-TIME TOULOUSE..."
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ALL RIGHT, YOU
YELLOW-BELLIED SIDEWINDER
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GO FOR YOUR GUNS.
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ANYWAY, NO TIME TO LOSE,
SERGEANT MAJOR.
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LOOK OUT, SIR!
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MacDONALD!
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MacDONALD!
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WE'LL HAVE
TO HURRY, SIR.
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MacDONALD, PUT THAT DOWN.
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PUT THAT
DOWN, LAD.
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HE'S REACHED THE SIXTH
PLANE ALREADY, SIR.
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RIGHT, HERE ARE THE
PLANS, SERGEANT MAJOR.
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GOOD LUCK.
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THANK YOU, SIR.
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AND GOOD LUCK
TO YOU, MacDONALD.
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THANK YOU, SIR.
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COME ON, MacDONALD.
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NO TIME TO LOSE.
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VERY GOOD, SERGEANT MAJOR.
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YES, EXCELLENT.
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SO IT WAS
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THAT ON A COLD NOVEMBER MORNING
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R.S.M. URDOCH
AND SAPPER MacDONALD...
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ONE OF THE MOST HIGHLY
TRAINED KAMIKAZE EXPERTS
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THE SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS
HAVE EVER WITNESSED
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LEFT ON A MISSION
WHICH WAS TO...
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OH, I CAN'T GO ON
WITH THIS DRIVEL.
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ALL RIGHT, MacDONALD.
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NO TIME TO LOSE.
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MacDONALD!
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COME ON. UP.
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WELL, THAT'S THE MISSION,
NOW HERE'S THE METHOD.
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R.S.M. URDOCH WILL LULL
THE ENEMY
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INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY
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BY GIVING THEM
LARGE QUANTITIES OF MONEY
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A GOOD HOME AND A STEADY JOB.
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THEN, WHEN THEY'RE
UPSTAIRS WITH THE WIFE
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SAPPER MacDONALD WILL HURL
HIMSELF AT THE SECRET DOCUMENTS
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DESTROYING THEM AND HIMSELF.
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WELL, THAT'S THE PLAN.
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THE TIME IS NOW 19.42 HOURS.
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I WANT YOU TO GET TO BED,
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT'S REST
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AND BE ON PARADE
EARLY IN THE MORNING.
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THANK YOU FOR LISTENING
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AND THANK YOU
FOR A LOVELY SUPPER.
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AND... AND... AND SUE...
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SO.
SO, SO...
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SO THE... THE
IN... INTRIPTID
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INTREPID.
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INTREPID.
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INTREPID R.S.M. URDOCH
AND SUPER...
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SAPPER.
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SAPPER...
SAPPER MacDONALD...
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M... MADE...
MEAD...
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MADE!
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MADE THEIR WHY...
250
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WAY! WAY! WAY! WAY!
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WAY... WAY
TO... TOARRO...
252
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TOWARDS!
253
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TOWARDS!
254
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TOWARDS...
255
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TOWARDS THE...
THE RUUST... RUUSTY...
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RRR... RUUSTY... RUSSIAN.
RUSSIAN.
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RUSSIAN!
258
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RUSSIAN BOLDER...
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BORDER! BORDER! BORDER! BORDER!
260
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AND SO, AND SO R.S.M. URDOCH
AND SAPPER MacDONALD MADE THEIR WAY
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TOWARDS THE RUSSIAN BOLDER...
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BORDER!
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HMM?
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PENGUINS, YES, PENGUINS.
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WHAT RELEVANCE DO PENGUINS HAVE
266
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TO THE FURTHERANCE
OF MEDICAL SCIENCE?
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WELL, STRANGELY ENOUGH,
QUITE A LOT...
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A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH, MAYBE.
269
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,907
IT WAS FROM SUCH AN UNLIKELY
BEGINNING AS AN UNWANTED FUNGUS
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00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:22,038
ACCIDENTALLY GROWING
ON A STERILE PLATE
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THAT SIR ALEXANDER FLEMING GAVE
THE WORLD PENICILLIN.
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00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,986
JAMES WATT WATCHED AN ORDINARY
HOUSEHOLD KETTLE BOILING
273
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,488
AND CONCEIVED
THE POTENTIALITY OF STEAM POWER.
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WOULD ALBERT EINSTEIN
EVER HAVE HIT UPON
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THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY
IF HE HADN'T BEEN CLEVER?
276
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ALL THESE TREMENDOUS
LEAPS FORWARD
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00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:38,956
HAVE BEEN TAKEN IN THE DARK.
278
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:41,796
WOULD RUTHERFORD EVER HAVE SPLIT
THE ATOM IF HE HADN'T TRIED?
279
00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,801
COULD MARCONI HAVE
INVENTED THE RADIO
280
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,302
IF HE HADN'T BY PURE CHANCE
281
00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:47,168
SPENT YEARS WORKING
AT THE PROBLEM?
282
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,504
ARE THESE AMAZING BREAKTHROUGHS
EVER ACHIEVED
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EXCEPT BY YEARS AND YEARS
OF UNREMITTING STUDY?
284
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:53,376
OF COURSE NOT.
285
00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:55,812
WHAT I SAID EARLIER
ABOUT ACCIDENTAL DISCOVERIES
286
00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:57,280
MUST HAVE BEEN WRONG.
287
00:11:57,316 --> 00:11:59,978
NEVERTHELESS, SCIENTISTS BELIEVE
THAT THESE PENGUINS
288
00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:02,613
THESE COMIC, FLIGHTLESS,
WEB-FOOTED LITTLE BASTARDS
289
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,384
MAY FINALLY,
UNWITTINGLY HELP MAN
290
00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:06,983
TO FATHOM THE UNCHARTED DEPTHS
OF THE HUMAN MIND.
291
00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:09,256
PROFESSOR ROSEWALL
OF THE LAVER INSTITUTE.
292
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:10,694
HELLO.
293
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,824
HERE AT THE INSTITUTE,
PROFESSOR CHARLES PASARALL
294
00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:15,925
DR. PEACHES BARTKOWICZ
AND MYSELF
295
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,936
HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THE THEORY
296
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:20,768
ORIGINALLY POSTULATED
BY THE LATE DR. KRAMER
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00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:24,037
THAT THE PENGUIN IS
INTRINSICALLY MORE INTELLIGENT
298
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THAN THE HUMAN BEING.
299
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:28,737
THE FIRST THING THAT
DR. KRAMER CAME UP WITH WAS
300
00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:32,308
THAT THE PENGUIN HAS A MUCH
SMALLER BRAIN THAN THE MAN.
301
00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:34,842
THIS POSTULATE FORMED
THE FUNDAMENTAL BASIS
302
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,285
OF ALL OF HIS THINKING
303
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:38,620
AND REMAINED WITH HIM
UNTIL HIS DEATH.
304
00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:43,361
NOW, WE'VE TAKEN THIS THEORY
ONE STAGE FURTHER.
305
00:12:43,395 --> 00:12:45,829
IF WE INCREASE
THE SIZE OF THE PENGUIN
306
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:48,299
UNTIL IT IS
THE SAME HEIGHT AS THE MAN
307
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:50,962
AND THEN COMPARE
THE RELATIVE BRAIN SIZES
308
00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:54,495
WE NOW FIND THAT THE PENGUIN'S
BRAIN IS STILL SMALLER.
309
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:57,941
BUT... AND THIS IS THE POINT...
IT IS LARGER THAN IT WAS.
310
00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:03,607
FOR A PENGUIN TO HAVE
THE SAME SIZE OF BRAIN AS A MAN
311
00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:06,675
THE PENGUIN WOULD HAVE TO BE
OVER 66 FEET HIGH.
312
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:14,617
THIS THEORY HAS BECOME KNOWN
AS THE "WASTE OF TIME THEORY"
313
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,389
AND WAS ABANDONED IN 1956.
314
00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:18,020
HELLO AGAIN.
315
00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:21,157
STANDARD I.Q. TESTS GAVE
THE FOLLOWING RESULTS.
316
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,760
THE PENGUINS SCORED
BADLY WHEN COMPARED
317
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:28,172
WITH PRIMITIVE HUMAN SUBGROUPS
LIKE THE BUSHMEN OF THE KALAHARI
318
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:30,607
BUT BETTER
THAN BBC PROGRAM PLANNERS.
319
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:34,170
THE BBC PROGRAM PLANNERS'
SURPRISINGLY HIGH TOTAL HERE
320
00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:35,703
CAN BE EXPLAINED AWAY
321
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:38,911
AS BEING WITHIN THE ORDINARY
LIMITS OF STATISTICAL ERROR.
322
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,919
ONE PARTICULARLY
DIM PROGRAM PLANNER
323
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:42,613
CAN COCK THE WHOLE THING UP.
324
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,051
THESE I.Q. TESTS
325
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WERE THOUGHT TO CONTAIN
AN UNFAIR CULTURAL BIAS
326
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:49,693
AGAINST THE PENGUIN.
327
00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:51,753
FOR EXAMPLE, IT DIDN'T TAKE
INTO ACCOUNT
328
00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:54,288
THE PENGUINS' EXTREMELY POOR
EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM.
329
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,494
TO DEVISE A FAIRER SYSTEM
OF TESTS
330
00:13:56,535 --> 00:14:00,130
A TEAM OF OUR RESEARCHERS
SPENT 18 MONTHS IN ANTARCTICA
331
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,605
LIVING LIKE PENGUINS
332
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:05,736
AND SUBSEQUENTLY DYING
LIKE PENGUINS... ONLY QUICKER...
333
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:08,042
PROVING THAT THE PENGUIN IS
A CLEVER LITTLE SOD
334
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,570
IN HIS OWN ENVIRONMENT.
335
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:11,913
THEREFORE, WE DEVISED TESTS
TO BE GIVEN TO THE PENGUINS
336
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,316
IN THE FOURTH SET...
337
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,752
I DO BEG YOUR PARDON...
IN THEIR OWN ENVIRONMENT.
338
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:16,755
NET!
339
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:17,778
SHH!
340
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:22,952
WHAT IS THE NEXT NUMBER
IN THIS SEQUENCE?
341
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:26,361
TWO, FOUR, SIX...
342
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:29,859
DID HE SAY "EIGHT"?
343
00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:33,902
WHAT IS...
344
00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:36,237
THE ENVIRONMENTAL
BARRIER HAD BEEN REMOVED
345
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:38,243
BUT WE'D HIT ANOTHER...
THE LANGUAGE BARRIER.
346
00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:39,869
THE PENGUINS COULD NOT
SPEAK ENGLISH
347
00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:41,971
AND WERE THEREFORE UNABLE
TO GIVE THE ANSWERS.
348
00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:44,881
THIS PROBLEM WAS REMOVED IN
THE NEXT SERIES OF EXPERIMENTS
349
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,976
BY ASKING THE SAME QUESTIONS
TO THE PENGUINS
350
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:49,646
AND TO A RANDOM GROUP
OF NON-ENGLISH-SPEAKING HUMANS
351
00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:50,848
IN THE SAME CONDITIONS.
352
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,984
WHAT IS
THE NEXT NUMBER?
353
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:57,723
TWO, FOUR, SIX...
354
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,333
HELLO?
355
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:13,971
THE RESULTS OF THESE TESTS
WERE MOST ILLUMINATING.
356
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:16,311
THE PENGUINS' SCORES
WERE CONSISTENTLY EQUAL
357
00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:18,612
TO THOSE OF THE
NON-ENGLISH-SPEAKING GROUP.
358
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:28,190
THESE INQUIRIES LED
TO CERTAIN CHANGES AT THE BBC...
359
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,032
WHILE ATTENDANCES
AT ZOOS BOOMED.
360
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,034
SOON THESE FEATHERY
LITTLE HUSTLERS
361
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:40,765
WERE INFILTRATING IMPORTANT
POSITIONS EVERYWHERE.
362
00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:47,142
HELP.
363
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:52,250
OH!
364
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,989
VIZNA VESHCHAT.
365
00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:37,552
PRAVDA KARAMENTOV.
366
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:38,585
WE MUST STUDY THEM
367
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,063
IN CONDITIONS
OF ABSOLUTE SECRECY.
368
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,192
NYET?
369
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:43,599
LOOK OUT!
370
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:44,602
NYET?
371
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,415
HE HASN'T GONE OFF.
372
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:08,585
SLOVATI, TOVARISH!
373
00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:11,551
WHAT?
374
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:35,711
AND WELCOME TO SPOT THE LOONEY,
WHERE ONCE AGAIN, WE INVITE YOU
375
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,840
TO COME WITH US
ALL OVER THE WORLD
376
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:41,011
TO MEET ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE
IN ALL KINDS OF PLACES
377
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,111
AND ASK YOU TO...
378
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,985
SPOT THE LOONEY.
379
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:48,057
GURT SVENSSON
380
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:51,460
THE SWEDISH MAMMAL ABUSER
AND PART-TIME RADIATOR...
381
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:52,794
GOOD EVENING.
382
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:56,062
DAME ELSIE OCCLUDED...
HISTORIAN, WIT, BON VIVEUR
383
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:58,797
AND REAR HALF
OF THE JOHNSON BROTHERS...
384
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,236
GOOD EVENING.
385
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:03,604
AND MILES YELLOWBIRD
UP HIGH IN BANANA TREE
386
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,577
THE GOLFER AND INVENTOR
OF CATHOLICISM.
387
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:08,512
GOOD EVENING.
388
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:12,540
AND WE'LL BE INVITING THEM
TO SPOT THE LOONEY.
389
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,644
AH, YES, QUITE RIGHT.
390
00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:18,554
A VIEWER FROM PRESTON THERE
WHO'S POINTED OUT CORRECTLY
391
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:21,024
THAT THE ENTIRE PANEL
ARE LOONIES.
392
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:22,686
FIVE POINTS TO PRESTON THERE
393
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,719
AND ON TO OUR FIRST PIECE
OF FILM.
394
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:26,230
IT'S ABOUT MOUNTAINEERING
395
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:28,790
AND REMEMBER, YOU HAVE TO
SPOT THE LOONEY.
396
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:32,133
THE LEGENDARY
SOUTH FACE OF BEN MACDHUI...
397
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,263
DARK, FORBIDDING...
398
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:38,238
YES, WELL DONE.
399
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,268
MRS. NESBITT OF YORK
SPOTTED THE LOONEY
400
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:41,641
IN 1.8 SECONDS.
401
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:45,915
ON TO OUR SECOND ROUND,
AND IT'S PHOTO TIME.
402
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:48,749
WE'RE GOING TO INVITE YOU
TO LOOK AT PHOTOS
403
00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:52,746
OF TONY JACKLIN, ANTHONY BARBER,
EDGAR ALLAN POE, KATY BOYLE
404
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,884
REGINALD MAUDLING AND A LOONEY.
405
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,862
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
SPOT THE LOONEY.
406
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,158
NOW, I MUST ASK YOU
PLEASE NOT TO RING IN
407
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,963
UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN
ALL THE PHOTOS.
408
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:16,009
YES, YOU'RE RIGHT, THE ANSWER
WAS, OF COURSE, NUMBER TWO.
409
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:20,007
I'M AFRAID THERE'S BEEN
AN ERROR IN OUR COMPUTER.
410
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,146
THE CORRECT ANSWER SHOULD, OF
COURSE, HAVE BEEN NUMBER FOUR
411
00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:25,156
AND NOT KATY BOYLE.
412
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,454
KATY BOYLE IS NOT A LOONEY.
413
00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:30,984
SHE IS A TELEVISION PERSONALITY.
414
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,894
NOW IT'S TIME FOR SPOT THE
LOONEY HISTORICAL ADAPTATION.
415
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:39,267
THIS TIME, IT'S THE THRILLING
MEDIEVAL ROMANCE, IVANHOE
416
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:42,603
A STIRRING STORY OF LOVE
AND WAR, VIOLENCE AND CHIVALRY
417
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:44,871
SET AMIDST THE PAGEANTRY
AND SPLENDOR
418
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,344
OF 13th-CENTURY ENGLAND.
419
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:51,212
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS SPOT THE LOONEY.
420
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:03,221
YES, WELL DONE,
MRS. L. OF LEICESTER
421
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,197
MRS. B. OF BUXTON
AND MRS. G. OF GATWICK.
422
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:10,224
THE LOONEY WAS, OF COURSE,
THE WRITER, SIR WALTER SCOTT.
423
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,464
I DIDN'T WRITE THAT.
424
00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:14,096
SOUNDS MORE LIKE DICKENS.
425
00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:15,572
YOU BASTARD!
426
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:19,543
WAS SIR WALTER SCOTT A LOONEY
OR WAS HE THE GREATEST FLOWERING
427
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:22,376
OF THE EARLY 19th-CENTURY
ROMANTIC TRADITION?
428
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:25,814
THE MOST UNDERESTIMATED NOVELIST
OF THE 19th CENTURY
429
00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:28,615
OR MERELY A DISILLUSIONED
AND BITTER MAN...
430
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,554
EXCUSE ME, CAN I
BORROW THAT, PLEASE?
431
00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:31,556
YES.
432
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:32,648
THANK YOU.
433
00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:37,924
THESE TREES BEHIND ME NOW WERE
PLANTED OVER 40 YEARS AGO
434
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,397
AS PART OF A POLICY
BY THE THEN CROWN WOODS
435
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:43,025
WHO BECAME THE
FORESTRY COMMISSION IN 1924.
436
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:46,003
THE FORESTRY COMMISSION
SYSTEMATICALLY REPLANTED
437
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,403
THIS ENTIRE AREA... SHH!
438
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:50,236
THAT'S 40,000 ACRES
OF VIRGIN FOREST.
439
00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:52,266
BY 1980, THIS WILL
HAVE RISEN
440
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,711
UP TO 200,000 ACRES
OF SOFT WOODS.
441
00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:57,306
IN COMMERCIAL TERMS,
A CONIFEROUS CORNUCOPIA
442
00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:58,577
AN EVERGREEN
EL DORADO
443
00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:00,312
A TREE-LINED
TREASURE TROVE...
444
00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:03,753
NO! ...A FAT FIR CONE
FUTURE FOR THE FINANCIERS.
445
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,518
BUT WHAT OF THE COST...
446
00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:06,524
IT'S MINE!
447
00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:08,617
GO AWAY!...
IN HUMAN TERMS?
448
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,093
WHO ARE
THE CASUALTIES?
449
00:22:10,128 --> 00:22:11,720
...FOR THIS WAS
SIR WALTER SCOTT'S COUNTRY.
450
00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:13,162
IN MANY OF HIS FINEST ROMANCES
451
00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:14,756
SUCH AS GUY MANNERING
OR REDGAUNTLET...
452
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,062
GIVE THAT BACK!
453
00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:18,433
NO! ...SCOTT SHOWED HIMSELF
TO BE NOT ONLY A FINE...
454
00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:21,064
THE SPRUCES AND FIRS OF
THIS FOREST WILL BE USED...
455
00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:27,440
ALSO A WRITER
OF HUMOR AND...
456
00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:31,772
BRITAIN'S TIMBER RESOURCES
ARE BEING USED UP
457
00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:32,909
AT THE RATE OF OVER...
458
00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:34,680
ONE MAN WHO KNEW SCOTT
WAS ANGUS TINKER.
459
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,381
MUCH OF SCOTT'S GREATEST WORK...
460
00:22:36,421 --> 00:22:38,116
AND I'M THINKING HERE
PARTICULARLY
461
00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:42,217
OF HEART OF MIDLOTHIAN
AND OLD MORTALITY, FOR EXAMPLE...
462
00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:46,663
ARE CONCERNED WITH PRESERVING
THE LIFE AND CONDITIONS...
463
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:48,290
FORESTRY RESEARCH
HERE HAS SHOWN
464
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,460
THAT A WHOLLY SYNTHETIC,
SOFT-TIMBER FIBER
465
00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:52,629
CAN BE CREATED, LEAVING
THE HARDER TREES...
466
00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:55,105
THE OAKS, THE BEECHES,
THE LARCHES AND THE PINES
467
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:57,233
AND EVEN SOME OF
THE DECIDUOUS HARDWOODS.
468
00:22:57,275 --> 00:22:59,175
THIS NEW SOFT-TIMBER FIBER
469
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:02,180
WOULD TOTALLY REPLACE THE PLYWOODS,
HARDBOARDS AND CHIPBOARDS
470
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,579
AT PRESENT
DOMINATING THE...
471
00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:06,850
IN THE WAVERLEY NOVELS
472
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:09,376
SCOTT WAS CONSTANTLY CONCERNED
TO PROTECT A WAY OF LIFE...
473
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:15,788
...AND ASPIRATIONS WITHIN
THE NECESSARY LIMITATIONS
474
00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:17,158
OF THE GOTHIC NOVEL.
475
00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:19,163
SCOTT EXPLORED
THE TORTUOUS
476
00:23:19,197 --> 00:23:21,290
AND AT TIMES
SELF-DESTRUCTIVE...
477
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:23,494
DEVELOPMENTS IN
REINFORCED TIMBER...
478
00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:26,264
SCOTT LIVED IN ABBOTSFORD IN
THE HEART OF THE COUNTRY...
479
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,896
...A SUBJUGATED
COUNTRY...
480
00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:30,840
...THE CANADIAN
TIMBER EXPORTS
481
00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:33,674
WHICH WERE STILL RECOVERING
FROM THE EFFECTS
482
00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:35,009
OF TWO
UNSUCCESSFUL...
483
00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:36,775
IN ROB ROY
AND ALSO IN...
484
00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:39,045
...THE DECLINE
IN HARD...
485
00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:44,517
THEN ED... THEN-ED...
486
00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:45,851
THEN.
487
00:23:45,891 --> 00:23:48,121
THEN! AH!
488
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,491
THE END!
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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NEXT WEEK ON BOOK AT BEDTIME
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JEREMY TOOGOOD WILL BE READING
ANNA SEWELL'S BLACK BU...
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BUTT... BLACK BEAUT...
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BLACK BUTTOON.
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BLACK... BUG... BUTOM.
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BLACK...