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IT'S JUST THAT EVERYWHERE I GO
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IT'S THE SAME
OLD THING...
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ALL ANYONE
WANTS ME TO SAY IS
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"TO BE OR NOT TO BE."
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"THAT IS THE QUESTION.
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WHETHER 'TIS NOBLER
IN THE MIND TO SUFFER..."
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IT'S EITHER THAT
OR "OH, THAT THIS
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TOO, TOO SOLID
FLESH WOULD MELT..."
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"WOULD MELT, THAW AND
RESOLVE ITSELF INTO A DEW.
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"OR THAT THE EVERLASTING
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HAD NOT FIXED HIS CANON
'GAINST SELF SLAUGHTER..."
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YES, ALL THAT SORT OF THING
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AND I'M JUST GETTING
REALLY FED...
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DO THE BIT ABOUT
"ALAS POOR YORICK."
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NO, I'M SICK OF IT!
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I WANT TO DO
SOMETHING ELSE.
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I WANT TO MAKE
SOMETHING OF MY LIFE.
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NO, I DON'T
KNOW THAT BIT.
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I WANT TO GET AWAY
FROM ALL THAT,
BE DIFFERENT.
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WELL, UM...
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?
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A PRIVATE DICK!
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A PRIVATE DICK?
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YES, A PRIVATE DICK!
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WHY DO YOU WANT
TO BE A PRIVATE DICK?
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WHY DOES ANYONE WANT TO BE
A PRIVATE DICK?
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FAME, MONEY, GLAMOUR,
EXCITEMENT, SEX.
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AH! IT'S THE SEX, IS IT?
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WELL, THAT'S ONE
OF THE THINGS, YES.
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WHAT'S THE SEX PROBLEM?
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WELL, THERE'S
NO PROBLEM.
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NOW, COME ON, COME ON.
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YOU'VE GOT THIS GIRL
ON THE BED
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AND SHE'S ALL READY
FOR IT...
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NO, NO, IT'S NOTHING
TO DO WITH THAT.
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NO, NO, COME ON, COME ON.
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THERE SHE IS,
SHE'S ALL READY FOR IT
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SHE'S A REAL STUNNER,
SHE'S GOT GREAT BIG TITS
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SHE'S REALLY WELL STACKED
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AND YOU'VE GOT HER LEGS UP
AGAINST THE MANTELPIECE...
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ALL RIGHT, MR. BUTLER,
I'LL TAKE OVER.
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MORNING, MR. HAMLET,
MY NAME'S NATAL.
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SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING.
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NOW, WHAT SEEMS
TO BE THE PROBLEM?
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WELL, I WAS TELLING
THE OTHER PSYCHIATRIST...
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UH, HE'S... HE'S NOT
A PSYCHIATRIST.
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OH, HE SAID HE WAS
A PSYCHIATRIST.
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WELL...
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YES.
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UM... HE IS
A KIND OF PSYCHIATRIST
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BUT HE'S, UM...
HE'S NOT A PROPER PSYCHIATRIST.
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HE'S NOT, UH...
FULLY QUALIFIED IN, UM...
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QUITE THE SORT OF WAY
THAT WE SHOULD WANT.
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ANYWAY THE PROBLEM,
I BELIEVE
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IS BASICALLY
SEXUAL, IS IT?
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I ASKED HIM THAT!
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GET OUT!
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NOW THEN, YOU'VE GOT
THE GIRL ON THE BED
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YOU'VE BEEN HAVING
A BIT OF A FEEL-UP
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YOU'VE GOT YOUR TONGUE
DOWN HER THROAT.
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SHE'S GOT BOTH HER LEGS
UP ON THE MANTELPIECE...
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DR. NATAL!
OUT, PLEASE!
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I'M TALKING
TO A PATIENT!
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OUT, PLEASE!
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I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, SIR.
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WE HAVE A LOT OF TROUBLE HERE
WITH BOGUS PSYCHIATRISTS...
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ONE OF THE RISKS
IN PSYCHIATRY, I'M AFRAID.
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UNFORTUNATELY, THEY DO TEND
TO FRIGHTEN THE PATIENT
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AND THEY CAN CAUSE REAL
AND PERMANENT DAMAGE
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TO THE TREATMENT.
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BUT I ASSURE YOU
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THAT I AM A COMPLETELY
BONA FIDE PSYCHIATRIST.
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HERE'S MY DIPLOMA
IN PSYCHIATRY
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FROM THE UNIVERSITY
OF OXFORD.
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THIS HERE SHOWS
THAT I'M A MEMBER
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OF THE BRITISH
PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION...
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A VERY IMPORTANT
BODY, INDEED.
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HERE'S A LETTER
FROM ANOTHER PSYCHIATRIST
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IN WHICH HE MENTIONS
THAT I'M A PSYCHIATRIST.
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THIS IS MY
PSYCHIATRIC CLUB TIE
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AND, AS YOU CAN SEE,
THE CUFFLINKS MATCH.
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I'VE GOT A COPY OF
PSYCHIATRY TODAY IN MY BAG
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WHICH I THINK
IS PRETTY CONVINCING
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AND A LETTER HERE
FROM MY MOTHER
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IN WHICH SHE ASKS
HOW THE PSYCHIATRY IS GOING.
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AND I THINK YOU'LL REALIZE
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THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN'T FOOL
IS YOUR MOTHER.
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SO IF YOU'D LIKE
TO ASK ME
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ANY QUESTIONS
ABOUT PSYCHIATRY
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I BET I CAN ANSWER THEM.
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OKAY, RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT
THE GIRL ON THE BED
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YOU'VE HAD A FEW DRINKS,
YOU'VE GOT HER SWEATER UP
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AND SHE'S GOT HER FEET
ON THE MANTELPIECE.
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YES, WHAT IS IT?
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There's a proper psychiatrist
to see you, Dr. Rufus Berg.
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OH, MY GOD...
OKAY, THANK YOU.
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RIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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FOR ANSWERING
THE QUESTIONS, SIR.
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WE'LL TRY NOT
TO TROUBLE YOU AGAIN, SIR.
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RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT THE GIRL
DOWN ON THE BED.
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YOU'VE GOT HER LEGS
UP ON THE MANTELPIECE
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AND THEN YOU...
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WELL, WELL DONE,
MR. HAMLET.
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YOU'VE DONE EXTREMELY WELL
IN OUR DISORIENTATION TESTS.
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OH... OH.
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YOU SEE, I'M SORRY
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IT MIGHT HAVE
CONFUSED YOU A LITTLE
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BUT WE DO THIS, YOU SEE,
TO TRY AND ESTABLISH
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A VERY GOOD DOCTOR-PATIENT
RELATIONSHIP, YOU SEE.
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WE DO IT TO SORT OF,
AS IT WERE
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TO BREAK DOWN THE BARRIERS,
ALL RIGHT?
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YES, FINE.
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GOOD... WELL,
YOU'VE GOT HER LEGS UP
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ON THE MANTELPIECE
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SHE'S REALLY A KNOCKER...
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ON BEHALF OF
THE PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION
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I SHOULD LIKE TO SAY
THAT WE ARE TAKING FIRM ACTION
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TO CLAMP DOWN ON THE ACTIVITIES
OF BOGUS PSYCHIATRISTS.
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IN FACT, IN MANY AREAS
OF MODERN PSYCHIATRY
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COMPUTERS ARE NOW
BEING INCREASINGLY USED
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FOR THE FIRST BASIC DIAGNOSIS,
AND THIS HAS GONE A LONG WAY
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TOWARDS ELIMINATING THE DANGER
OF UNQUALIFIED IMPOSTORS
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You've had your tongue
down her throat
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and she's got her legs...
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OUT!
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME
TO NATIONWIDE
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THE PROGRAM WHERE WE DO
RATHER WET THINGS NATIONALLY
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AND ALSO GIVE YOU A CHANCE
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TO SEE SOME RATHER WET ITEMS
IN THE REGIONS.
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WELL, EVERYONE IS TALKING TODAY
ABOUT THE THIRD WORLD WAR
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WHICH BROKE OUT THIS MORNING.
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BUT HERE ON NATIONWIDE
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WE'RE GOING TO GET AWAY
FROM THAT FOR A BIT
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AND LOOK INSTEAD
AT THE LATEST THEORY
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THAT SITTING DOWN REGULARLY
IN A COMFORTABLE CHAIR
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CAN REST YOUR LEGS.
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IT SOUNDS VERY NICE, DOESN'T IT,
BUT CAN IT BE DONE?
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IS IT POSSIBLE OR PRACTICAL
FOR MANY OF US, IN OUR JOBS
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AND WITH THE SORT
OF BUSY LIVES WE LEAD
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TO SIT DOWN IN A COMFORTABLE
CHAIR JUST WHEN WE WANT?
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WE SENT OUR REPORTER,
JOHN DULL, TO FIND OUT.
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WELL, HERE I AM ON LONDON'S
BUSY WESTMINSTER BRIDGE
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SEEING JUST HOW MUCH TIME
SITTING DOWN CAN TAKE.
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WELL, I ARRIVED HERE BY TRAIN
AT ABOUT 8:50.
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IT'S NOW 9:05, SO I'VE BEEN HERE
APPROXIMATELY 12 MINUTES.
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AND IF IT'S
ANY ENCOURAGEMENT
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I MUST SAY
THAT MY LEGS
DO FEEL RESTED.
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IS THIS YOUR CHAIR?
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UH... WELL,
NO, IT'S A PROP.
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IT'S BEEN STOLEN!
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WHAT?
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THIS BELONGS TO
A MRS. EDGEWORTH OF PINNER.
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SHE'S STANDING OVER THERE.
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YOO-HOO!
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UH, WELL, IT'S NOTHING
TO DO WITH ME.
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I MEAN, IT'S JUST
A PROP WHICH THE BBC...
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IT'S GOT HER NAME
ON THE BOTTOM.
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WELL, UH, PERHAPS
YOU'D BETTER GIVE
IT BACK TO HER.
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YOU DON'T BELIEVE
I'M A POLICEMAN, DO YOU?
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YES, I DO!
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WHAT AM I WEARING
ON MY HEAD?
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A HELMET.
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A POLICEMAN'S HELMET!
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YES.
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YOU SEE THAT?
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YES.
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THAT LITTLE NUMBER THERE?
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YES.
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THAT IS A METROPOLITAN
AREA IDENTIFICATION CODE.
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NO HELMET IS AUTHENTIC
WITHOUT THAT NUMBER.
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I SEE.
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KIDS' HELMETS, HELMETS
YOU GET AT TOY SHOPS
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HELMETS YOU BUY
AT CHRISTMAS...
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NONE OF THEM HAS
THAT NUMBER.
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NONE OF THEM IS AUTHENTIC.
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HANG ON.
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OH, COULD I...
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HANG ON!
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MIND YOU, I DIDN'T JOIN
THE POLICE FORCE
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JUST TO WEAR THE HELMET,
YOU KNOW.
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OH.
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THAT JUST HAPPENS TO BE
ONE OF THE LITTLE PERKS.
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THERE ARE PLENTY OF JOBS
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WHERE I COULD HAVE
WORN A HELMET
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BUT NOT SUCH
A NICE HELMET.
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THIS HELMET, I THINK
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BEATS EVEN SOME OF
THE MORE ELABORATE HELMETS
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WORN BY THE TSAR'S
PRIVATE ARMY
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THE SO-CALLED
AXI RED WARRIORS.
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YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM?
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WELL, NO, I DON'T.
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AH! THEIR HELMETS
USED TO LOOK LIKE...
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YOU GOT ANY PAPER?
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WELL, ONLY
THESE SCRIPTS.
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HOLD ON.
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HEY!
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I'LL HAVE THAT.
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I SAY.
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NOW THEN... THEIR HELMET
WAS NOT UNLIKE
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THE BOBBY'S HELMET
IN BASIC SHAPE.
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IT HAD AN EMBLEM HERE
AND THREE GOLD...
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AND IN THOSE DAYS
IT REALLY WAS GOLD.
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THAT'S PART OF THE REASON
WHY THE TSAR WAS SO UNPOPULAR...
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THREE GOLD BANDS
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SURMOUNTED BY A GOLDEN
EAGLE ON THE APEX HERE.
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PRETTY NICE HELMET, EH?
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YES.
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I THINK THE DOMED HELMET
WINS EVERY TIME
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OVER THE FLATTENED JOB,
YOU KNOW
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EVEN WHEN THEY'RE
THREE-CORNERED OR...
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YOU WANT
SOMETHING TO EAT?
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WELL, NO, UH,
I MEAN, REALLY...
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HANG ON.
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YOU CAN'T PARK HERE, YOU KNOW.
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WE'RE NOT PARKED.
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NOT PARKED!
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WHAT'S THAT THEN?
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THAT'S OUR LUNCH.
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RIGHT.
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I'M TAKING THAT IN
FOR A FORENSIC
EXAMINATION.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE IT MIGHT
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HAVE BEEN USED AS
A MURDER WEAPON, THAT'S WHY!
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NOW, CLEAR OFF!
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YEAH, NOT BAD.
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COULD BE WORSE.
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BEER?
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NO, NO, PLEASE!
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HONESTLY, PLEASE...
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NOW THEN, THE CHALDEANS,
WHO USED TO INHABIT THE AREA
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00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:33,225
IN BETWEEN THE TIGRIS
AND EUPHRATES RIVERS...
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THEIR HELMETS WAS
OF THE MODULAR
233
00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,759
RESTRAINED KIND
OF TYPE...
234
00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:45,603
OH, ROBERT, TELL ME
I'M BEAUTIFUL.
235
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,044
OH, YOU ARE, YOU ARE.
236
00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:48,944
OH, ROBERT,
DO YOU MEAN THAT?
237
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,243
OF COURSE I DO.
238
00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:52,011
YOU'RE NOT
JUST SAYING IT
239
00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,575
BECAUSE I ASKED YOU TO?
240
00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:54,984
OF COURSE NOT.
241
00:10:55,021 --> 00:11:00,550
OH, ROBERT,
ARE YOU SURE IT
DOESN'T PUT YOU OFF?
242
00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:02,117
WHAT?
243
00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,561
MY FATHER WANTING
TO COME AND
LIVE WITH US.
244
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:05,962
NO, OF COURSE
I DON'T MIND
245
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,898
YOUR FATHER COMING
TO LIVE WITH US.
246
00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:09,867
HE WOULDN'T JUST BE
LIVING WITH US.
247
00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:12,871
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
248
00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:15,066
WELL, HE FINDS IT
VERY DIFFICULT
249
00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:16,870
TO GET TO SLEEP
ON HIS OWN
250
00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:19,036
SO I SAID HE COULD
SLEEP WITH US.
251
00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,046
HE WANTS TO PUT
HIS BED IN OUR ROOM?!
252
00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,377
NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT.
253
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:23,507
OH, GOOD.
254
00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:25,414
OUR BED IS PLENTY
BIG ENOUGH FOR THREE.
255
00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:26,509
WHAT?
256
00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:28,383
HE'D JUST GET INTO BED
AND GO TO SLEEP.
257
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:29,911
NO, I'M NOT HAVING THAT!
258
00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:32,219
OH, ROBERT, I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED ME!
259
00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,953
WELL, I DO, BUT...
260
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:35,517
WELL, HE WOULDN'T LOOK.
261
00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:36,789
HE'S BOUND TO PEEK.
262
00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:38,763
NO, NO, HE WOULDN'T,
HONESTLY.
263
00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:40,129
NO! NO! NO!
264
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,225
YOU YOUNG COUPLE
JUST CARRY ON.
265
00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:43,792
TAKE NO NOTICE OF ME.
266
00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:49,601
I DON'T WANT TO FEEL
267
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,610
AS THOUGH I'M
GETTING IN THE WAY.
268
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,043
OH, NO, DAD,
YOU'RE NOT.
269
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:54,205
NO, NO...
270
00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:55,474
GOOD!
271
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,219
WELL... I THINK
I'LL GET TO SLEEP.
272
00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:07,054
ARE YOU SURE?
273
00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:09,891
OH, YES,
I'M A BIT TIRED
AFTER THE WEDDING.
274
00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,521
BOB, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
275
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,395
OH, YES,
ALL RIGHT, YES.
276
00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:16,196
OH, WELL, I SEEM
TO BE O.C. LIGHTS.
277
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,862
GOOD NIGHT,
DARLING.
278
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:18,927
GOOD NIGHT.
279
00:12:18,971 --> 00:12:19,938
GOOD NIGHT!
280
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:01,570
FATHER?
281
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,548
FATHER, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
282
00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:04,913
I'M MAKING A BOAT.
283
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,212
WHAT?
284
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:07,219
IT'S A CUTTY SARK.
285
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:08,686
IT'S A MODEL
I'VE BEEN MAKING
286
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,279
IN THE DARK FOR
SOME YEARS NOW.
287
00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:11,550
WELL, WOULDN'T
IT BE BETTER
288
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:12,614
WITH THE LIGHT ON?
289
00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:14,455
NO, NO, I'M
MAKING IT IN THE DARK...
290
00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:15,824
THAT'S THE POINT.
291
00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:17,453
OH, DEAR...
292
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,260
IT'S NOT AS ACCURATE
AS I THOUGHT.
293
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,732
IT'S NOT
THE CUTTY SARK!
294
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,997
WELL, IT HASN'T GOT
ITS SAILS ON YET.
295
00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:25,094
OH, WELL, I'LL...
296
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,502
I'LL HAVE A LOOK AT IT
297
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,530
IN THE DARK ROOM
IN THE MORNING.
298
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,235
GOOD NIGHT!
299
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:58,967
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U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
300
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,869
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301
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,871
WILL YOU SHUT UP IN THERE?
302
00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:11,108
SHUT UP!
303
00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:15,281
SHUT... THAT'S BETTER.
304
00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:21,222
I am myself indifferent honest,
but yet, I could accuse me
305
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:23,160
OF SUCH THINGS
THAT IT WERE BETTER
306
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,685
MY MOTHER
HAD NOT BORNE ME.
307
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:28,427
O FAIR OPHELIA, NYMPH,
IN THY ORISONS
308
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:31,197
BE ALL MY SINS
REMEMBERED.
309
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,330
SO ANYWAY, YOU'VE
GOT THE GIRL ON THE BED
310
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,363
AND HER LEGS ARE
ON THE MANTELPIECE...
311
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:36,465
OUT!
312
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,473
WE'RE HIT! JUMP!
313
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,745
GOOD GOD, SIR,
LOOK AT THAT.
314
00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:48,252
QUIET, YOU'LL
WAKE HIM.
315
00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:49,652
SORRY, SIR.
316
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:52,481
LET'S TRY TO REACH
THE CITY WALLS
317
00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:53,422
BEFORE HE
WAKES UP.
318
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:54,084
YES, SIR!
319
00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:54,888
SHH! QUIET.
320
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,224
RIGHT,
SORRY, SIR.
321
00:14:58,464 --> 00:14:59,431
SORRY, SIR.
322
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:00,489
TOO LATE!
323
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,337
WE'RE SAVED!
324
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:10,608
THAT WAS A GREAT FIGHT, CHAMP
325
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:11,905
A GREAT FIGHT, YOU HEAR?
326
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,411
OH, BOY, WHAT A FIGHT,
CHAMP!
327
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:14,673
WHAT A GREAT FIGHT!
328
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:17,181
YOU NEARLY HAD HIM, CHAMP,
YOU NEARLY HAD HIM...
329
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:18,205
WHERE'S HIS HEAD?
330
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,946
I GOT IT IN HERE,
MR. GABRIELLO.
331
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,715
YOU WERE GREAT,
CHAMP, DO YOU HEAR?
332
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:23,722
YOU WERE GREAT!
333
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,383
HE GOT A NASTY
CUT OVER HIS EYE.
334
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,948
YEAH, I THINK
IT WAS A MISTAKE
335
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:28,118
HIM WEARING
SPECTACLES.
336
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,025
OH, WELL, GET THAT
SEWN ONTO HIS BODY
337
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,654
IN TIME FOR
THE PRESS PICTURES!
338
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:32,664
OKAY, MR. GABRIELLO.
339
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,097
AH, WASN'T HE
GREAT, MY BOY?
340
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:35,532
HE WAS GREAT,
MR. GABRIELLO.
341
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:36,932
THE WAY HE KEPT
ON FIGHTING
342
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,334
AFTER HIS
HEAD CAME OFF.
343
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,964
HE WAS BETTER WHEN THE HEAD
CAME OFF, MR. GABRIELLO.
344
00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:42,530
HE WAS REALLY DODGING THE GUY.
345
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:44,371
YEAH, I RECKON
IF HE COULD'VE LASTED
346
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,037
TILL THE END OF
THAT FIRST MINUTE
347
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:47,841
HE WOULD'VE HAD
THE KILLER WORRIED.
348
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,904
SURE, MR. GABRIELLO.
349
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:49,915
OH, HE WAS GREAT!
350
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,177
DID YOU SEE
HIS LEFT ARM?
351
00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:52,183
NO.
352
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:53,775
OKAY, WE'LL LOOK
AROUND THE HALL
353
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:54,911
AFTER EVERYONE'S GONE.
354
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,387
DO YOU REALIZE,
MR. GABRIELLO
355
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,787
SOME OF THOSE
GUYS OUT THERE
356
00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,654
PAID OVER $2,000
FOR A RINGSIDE SEAT?
357
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,182
AND WHERE DOES
THE HEAD LAND?
358
00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:03,057
RIGHT AT THE BACK...
THAT'S JUSTICE.
359
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:04,585
OH, BOY.
360
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,619
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
361
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,188
THIS YOUR
BOY'S HEAD?
362
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:09,029
NO, NO, WE GOT
HIS HEAD!
363
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,797
HE AIN'T HURT
THAT BAD.
364
00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:12,565
HEY, THAT'S
JERRY MARINELLO.
365
00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:14,572
HE FOUGHT THE KILLER LAST WEEK.
366
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:15,800
OKAY, GIVE IT
TO ME.
367
00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,365
I'M SEEING HIS
TRAINER TOMORROW.
368
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:18,398
I'LL GIVE IT TO HIM.
369
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,504
HEY, MR. GABRIELLO,
THE PRESS IS STILL OUTSIDE.
370
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:23,537
YOU READY FOR THEM?
371
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:24,549
HOW'S THE CHAMP?
372
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:25,777
WELL, THE HEAD'S
ON OKAY
373
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,786
BUT THERE'S STILL
A LEFT ARM MISSING.
374
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,583
OKAY, WELL, KEEP
THE DRESSING GOWN
375
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:30,645
KIND OF
LOOSE, OKAY?
376
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,919
OKAY, BOYS, COME ON IN!
377
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,789
MR. GABRIELLO!
378
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,590
DID YOU EXPECT
YOUR BOY TO LAST
379
00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:37,822
THE FULL 28 SECONDS?
380
00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:39,387
THIS BOY HAS NEVER
LET ME DOWN.
381
00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:41,899
HE'S THE PLUCKIEST
GODDAMN FIGHTER
I EVER TRAINED.
382
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,027
WERE YOU WORRIED WHEN HIS HEAD
STARTED TO COME LOOSE?
383
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,331
NO, NO, WE WAS
EXPECTING THAT.
384
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:46,861
I TOLD HIM TO EXPECT
IT AND HE DID.
385
00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:48,031
HE AIN'T STUPID.
386
00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:49,631
HEY, CAN WE HAVE
A WORD WITH
THE CHAMP?
387
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,870
YEAH, OKAY, BUT KEEP
THE QUESTIONS SIMPLE.
388
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:53,400
HEY, CHAMP,
HOW YOU FEELING?
389
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:55,003
I SAID KEEP
THE QUESTIONS
SIMPLE!
390
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:56,036
MR. GABRIELLO
391
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:57,048
PEOPLE ARE
SAYING
392
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,379
THE KID OUGHT
TO BE BURIED.
393
00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,384
HIS HEAD'S
COME OFF
394
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:00,510
IN THE LAST
SIX FIGHTS.
395
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,453
THERE'S NO QUESTION
OF BURYING THE KID!
396
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:03,455
HE'S JUST REACHING
THE TOP.
397
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:04,581
WELL, SHOULDN'T
HE JUST STAY
398
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:05,681
IN THE
HOSPITAL?
399
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,089
NO, HE AIN'T GOING
TO NO HOSPITAL.
400
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,993
HE'S GOT THE RETURN
FIGHT NEXT WEEK.
401
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,055
And there's Frank Sinatra
leaving the ring.
402
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,726
Behind him is George Raft,
another great boxing fan
403
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,895
Martin Bormann, acknowledging
the applause
404
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:19,927
and with him, of course,
is Gus Himmler
405
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,497
who did an awful lot
for the sport in his country
406
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,667
in the early 1940s.
407
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,267
And here comes the champ now.
408
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:28,302
He really seems in good shape
to meet the killer once again
409
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:29,678
before an audience...
410
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,081
some of whom have paid
$920,000 million
411
00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:34,881
for the privilege of seeing
this boy get beaten up.
412
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:37,080
And there's the bell.
413
00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:40,150
QUIET!
414
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:41,489
...and a left and a right jab
415
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,051
that's taken half
the champ's shoulder off.
416
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:45,325
And here's the killer again
with a right and another left
417
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,127
and a bash with a hammer
and a terrific smack
418
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,690
with a heavy thud
right into the skull
419
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,202
and there's a gaping hole right
through the champ's body now.
420
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,863
And now the killer's
working on the cut eye
421
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,135
with a series of
beautifully placed punches
422
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:56,664
and the head's coming loose!
423
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:58,835
The champ must try
and keep his head on.
424
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,174
The killer's kicked him
in the groin
425
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:01,679
and he's bitten half
his left buttock off
426
00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:03,613
and the referee's stepped in
with a warning there.
427
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,344
What a plucky fighter
this champ is.
428
00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:07,477
He's fighting as well
as I've ever seen him.
429
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:10,386
He must be losing blood at
the rate of a pint a second now.
430
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,389
It's everywhere.
431
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,357
Certainly those
who paid $1.5 million
432
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:14,689
for those ringside seats
433
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,819
are really getting
their money's worth.
434
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,329
They're covered in it.
435
00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:19,660
And his head's off!
436
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:25,595
...in so many fights is
off in the 31st second.
437
00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:27,434
It's rolled away down
to the left.
438
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:28,906
But what's happening?
439
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,000
The killer's being talked to
by the referee.
440
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,806
There's the champ's
plucky little body
441
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:35,336
racing around the ring,
trying to find his opponent.
442
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,143
And the killer has
been disqualified!
443
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:42,780
This great fighter, who has
killed more than 50 people
444
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:46,416
in his boxing career,
has at last been defeated
445
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,359
by this courageous, headless
little southpaw from New York.
446
00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:52,329
And there's a great roar here
as the referee raises the arm
447
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,229
of the new
World Heavyweight Champion.
448
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:56,996
What a pity the rest of his body
wasn't here to see it.
449
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,628
Well, here in London
450
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:03,163
it's 12:30 and time
for The Robinsons
451
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:06,700
an everyday story of blah-di-
blah-di-blah-di-blah.
452
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:11,416
and so on.
453
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,111
Morning, Mrs. Robinson.
454
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,053
Morning, Mrs. Non-Robinson.
455
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:16,918
Been shopping?
456
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,422
No... I've been shopping.
457
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:19,617
What'd you buy?
458
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:20,625
A piston engine.
459
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:21,819
What did you buy that for?
460
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:24,454
BLOODY RUBBISH!
461
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,361
I WANTED TO LISTEN TO THAT.
462
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:29,829
MORNING,
MRS. GORILLA.
463
00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:31,836
MORNING,
MRS. NON-GORILLA.
464
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:32,996
HAVE YOU BEEN
SHOPPING?
465
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:35,336
NO... BEEN SHOPPING.
466
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:37,342
DID YOU BUY
ANYTHING?
467
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:38,934
A PISTON ENGINE.
468
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:41,673
WHAT DID YOU
BUY THAT FOR?
469
00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:44,011
OOH! IT WAS
A BARGAIN.
470
00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:45,038
OOH!
471
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:47,876
TWEET, TWEET, TWEET.
472
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,047
COME ON, LITTLE BIRDIES,
COME ON.
473
00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:51,419
NICE LITTLE BIRDIES.
474
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:55,986
COME ON, LITTLE BIRDIES.
475
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,121
COME ON, LITTLE BIRDIES.
476
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:01,394
COME AND SEE
WHAT MOMMY'S GOT FOR YOU.
477
00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:04,732
COME ON, LITTLE BIRDIES.
478
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,863
TWEETY, TWEETY,
COME ON, TWEETY, TWEETY.
479
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:08,805
OOH, LOOK AT THIS,
TWEETY, TWEETY.
480
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,865
NICE ONE, COME ON, COME ON.
481
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,377
TWEET, TWEET.
482
00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:20,340
COME ON, LITTLE BIRDIES,
TWEET, TWEET.
483
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,512
OH. HELLO,
MRS. SMOKER.
484
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,715
HELLO,
MRS. NON-SMOKER.
485
00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:27,088
WHAT, YOU BEEN
SHOPPING, THEN?
486
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,786
NO, I'VE
BEEN SHOPPING.
487
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,419
OH, WHAT
DID YOU BUY?
488
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:31,724
A PISTON ENGINE.
489
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:33,788
WHAT DID YOU
BUY THAT FOR?
490
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:34,958
IT WAS A BARGAIN!
491
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,865
HOW MUCH DO
YOU WANT FOR IT?
492
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:37,869
THREE QUID.
493
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:38,870
DONE.
494
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,838
RIGHT.
495
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:41,839
THANK YOU.
496
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:43,135
HOW DO YOU
COOK IT?
497
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,472
YOU DON'T COOK IT.
498
00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:46,101
YOU CAN'T EAT
THAT RAW!
499
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:48,112
OOH, NEVER
THOUGHT OF THAT.
500
00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:51,809
OH, DAY AND NIGHT, BUT
THIS IS WONDROUS STRANGE.
501
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:54,785
AND THEREFORE IS
A STRANGER WELCOME IT.
502
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:58,551
THERE ARE MORE THINGS
IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO
503
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,354
THAN ARE DREAMT OF
IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
504
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,987
BUT COME, THE TIME
IS OUT OF JOINT.
505
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:08,125
O CURSED SPITE, THAT EVER
I WAS BORN TO SET IT RIGHT.
506
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,565
LET'S GO TOGETHER.
507
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:20,073
HELLO, AND WELCOME
TO A ROOM IN POLONIUS'S HOUSE.
508
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,103
WELL, TONIGHT IS
EUROPEAN CUP NIGHT.
509
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,047
ONE RESULT IN ALREADY
FROM MUNICH.
510
00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:26,550
THE EUROPEAN CUP,
FIRST ROUND, SECOND LEG
511
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:31,386
BAYERN MUNCHEN 4,397;
WREXHAM 1.
512
00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:34,256
SO WREXHAM GOING
THROUGH THERE ON AGGREGATE.
513
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,760
WELL, NOW IT'S TIME FOR RACING
514
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,456
SO LET'S GO STRAIGHT OVER
TO EPSOM AND BRIAN McNULTY.
515
00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:40,727
WELL, OVER HERE AT EPSOM,
THERE ARE CHANCES APLENTY
516
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:42,734
FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO MAKE
A GOOD START IN...
517
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:43,735
DENTISTRY.
518
00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:44,736
DENTISTRY.
519
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:45,794
IT'S A WELL-OFF
SUBURB
520
00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:47,395
SO MOST PEOPLE HAVE
THEIR OWN TEETH
521
00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:48,497
AND SURGERIES
ARE OPENING
522
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:50,201
AT THE RATE OF FOUR
OR FIVE A WEEK.
523
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:53,575
WELL, IT'S ONLY 44 MINUTES
FROM THE WEST END ON THE TRAIN
524
00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:56,979
AND IT'S NOT TOO BUILT UP,
SO YOU CAN HAVE A NICE GARDEN.
525
00:21:57,015 --> 00:22:00,314
AND THE PEOPLE OF EPSOM ARE
A VERY NICE CLASS OF PERSON.
526
00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:01,944
WELL, HERE IN HIGH STREET, EPSOM
527
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:05,013
THERE ARE AMPLE OPPORTUNITIES
FOR ALL KINDS OF REDEVELOPMENT.
528
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:06,752
AS YOU CAN SEE, BEHIND ME NOW
529
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:09,920
THERE ARE A HIGH LEVEL
OF LOW-DENSITY CONSUMER UNITS
530
00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:12,191
STILL NOT FULLY
MAXIMIZING SITE VALUE.
531
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:14,130
THIS COULD BE RADICALLY IMPROVED
532
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,794
BY A CAREFULLY PLANNED PROGRAM
OF DEMOLITION
533
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,963
AND OF COURSE, MOST OF
THE OCCUPANTS ARE ELDERLY FOLKS
534
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,371
SO THEY WOULDN'T PUT UP
MUCH OF A FIGHT.
535
00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:23,772
GOOD AFTERNOON.
536
00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:25,743
WELL, IN FACT, THERE'S STILL
A FEW MINUTES TO GO
537
00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:28,007
BEFORE THE MAIN RACE
ON THE CARD THIS AFTERNOON
538
00:22:28,046 --> 00:22:29,536
THE QUEEN VICTORIA HANDICAP.
539
00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:32,482
SO LET'S HAVE A QUICK WORD
WITH THE WINNER OF THE LAST RACE
540
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,883
ONE OF THE SEASON'S TOP JOCKEYS,
RONNIE MAU-MAU.
541
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,080
GOOD AFTERNOON, RONNIE.
542
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,213
GOOD AFTERNOON,
BRIAN.
543
00:22:37,255 --> 00:22:38,813
A VERY FINE RIDE
THERE, RONNIE.
544
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:39,949
WELL, A FINE
HORSE, BRIAN
545
00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:41,288
YOU KNOW, YOU
CAN'T GO WRONG.
546
00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:43,191
DO YOU FANCY YOUR
CHANCES FOR THE DERBY?
547
00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:44,195
OH, VERY
DEFINITELY.
548
00:22:44,229 --> 00:22:45,355
VERY DEFINITELY,
INDEED.
549
00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:46,364
CERTAINLY, BRIAN.
550
00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:47,365
WELL, LET'S JUST SEE
551
00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:48,957
IF A COLLEAGUE OF YOURS
AGREES WITH THAT.
552
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,126
LET'S JUST HAVE
A QUICK WORD
553
00:22:50,168 --> 00:22:51,533
WITH DESMOND WILLET...
AFTERNOON, DES.
554
00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:52,468
GOOD AFTERNOON,
BRIAN.
555
00:22:52,504 --> 00:22:53,664
NO CHANCE,
NO CHANCE AT ALL.
556
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,366
NO, NO, I THINK
YOU'RE WRONG
THERE, DES.
557
00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:56,931
I THINK WITH THE
RIGHT KIND OF GOING
558
00:22:56,975 --> 00:22:57,873
HE'S GOING
TO BE IN THERE
559
00:22:57,909 --> 00:22:58,876
AT THE FINISH, DES.
560
00:22:58,910 --> 00:23:00,537
NO CHANCE,
THERE'S NO CHANCE.
561
00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:01,978
WELL, IN FACT,
I CAN SEE
562
00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:04,447
LAST SEASON'S TOP JOCKEY,
JOHNNY KNOWLES.
563
00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:05,848
GOOD AFTERNOON, JOHNNY.
564
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,374
HELLO, BRIAN.
565
00:23:07,419 --> 00:23:09,979
UH, COULD WE HAVE A BOX
FOR JOHNNY, PLEASE?
566
00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:10,988
THANK YOU.
567
00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:12,216
HELLO, BRIAN,
THANK YOU.
568
00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:13,224
THAT'S BETTER.
569
00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:14,657
WELL, THERE YOU ARE...
570
00:23:14,693 --> 00:23:17,287
THREE VERY WELL-KNOWN FACES
FROM THE RACING WORLD.
571
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:20,230
THANKS VERY MUCH FOR COMING
ALONG THIS AFTERNOON, LADS.
572
00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:21,254
NOT AT ALL.
573
00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:22,823
AND BEST WISHES FOR THE DERBY.
574
00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:24,165
THANK YOU, BRIAN.
575
00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:25,464
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
576
00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:27,870
WELL, IN FACT, I HEAR
THEY'RE READY FOR US NOW
577
00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:30,272
AT THE START OF THE MAIN
RACE THIS AFTERNOON
578
00:23:30,308 --> 00:23:33,072
SO LET'S GO RIGHT AWAY
AND JOIN PETER AT THE START.
579
00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:34,738
WELL, THEY'RE
UNDER STARTER'S ORDERS
580
00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:36,748
FOR THIS VERY VALUABLE
QUEEN VICTORIA HANDICAP.
581
00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:37,806
AND THEY'RE OFF.
582
00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:41,612
AND QUEEN VICTORIA...
A GOOD CLEAN JUMP OFF
583
00:23:41,653 --> 00:23:42,984
FOLLOWED BY QUEEN VICTORIA
584
00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:44,716
QUEEN VICTORIA
AND QUEEN VICTORIA.
585
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:46,417
IT'S QUEEN VICTORIA
FROM QUEEN VICTORIA
586
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,653
WITH QUEEN VICTORIA MAKING
THE EARLY RUNNING ON THE INSIDE.
587
00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:50,285
AND AT THE BACK, QUEEN VICTORIA
588
00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:52,091
ALREADY A COUPLE OF LENGTHS
BEHIND THE LEADERS.
589
00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:54,223
QUEEN VICTORIA NOW MOVED UP
TO CHALLENGE QUEEN VICTORIA
590
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,460
WITH QUEEN VICTORIA
LOSING GROUND.
591
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:56,797
QUEEN VICTORIA TUCKED IN NEATLY
592
00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:58,200
ON THE STAND SIDE
WITH A CLEAR VIEW.
593
00:23:58,236 --> 00:23:59,498
QUEEN VICTORIA
STILL THE BACK MARKER
594
00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:00,766
AS THEY APPROACH
THE HALFWAY MARK
595
00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:02,637
BUT MAKING GROUND NOW AND
STARTING TO PASS QUEEN VICTORIA
596
00:24:02,674 --> 00:24:03,641
WITH QUEEN VICTORIA
597
00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:05,506
QUEEN VICTORIA AND QUEEN
VICTORIA STILL WELL PLACED
598
00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:06,875
AS THEY APPROACH
THE FIRST FENCE.
599
00:24:06,912 --> 00:24:08,243
AND AT THE FIRST FENCE,
IT'S QUEEN VICTORIA
600
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,508
JUST AHEAD OF QUEEN VICTORIA
601
00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:11,641
WITH QUEEN VICTORIA
FALLING AWAY IN THIRD PLACE.
602
00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:13,150
AND QUEEN VICTORIA
IN THE REAR...
603
00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:15,346
WELL, A VERY EXCITING RACE
THERE AT EPSOM.
604
00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:17,719
AND NOW OVER TO THE EUROPEAN CUP
AT BARCELONA
605
00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:19,246
WHERE THE LATEST NEWS IS
606
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:22,454
THAT MIGUEL OTANA, THE BURLY
REAL MADRID STRIKER WAS SENT OFF
607
00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,428
FOR BREAKING WIND
IN THE 43rd MINUTE.
608
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,987
HE'D ALREADY BEEN CAUTIONED
609
00:24:26,031 --> 00:24:29,262
FOR PURSING HIS LIPS EARLIER ON
IN THE GAME AND NOW HE'S OFF.
610
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,531
SO LET'S SEE A PLAYBACK
OF THAT... BRIAN.
611
00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:36,906
YES, UH, WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE,
THERE'S OTANA NOW.
612
00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:42,107
UH, HE GETS THE, UH,
THE THROUGH BALL FROM GOMEZ
613
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:45,480
AND, UH, HE MAKES NO ATTEMPT
TO PLAY THE BALL.
614
00:24:45,517 --> 00:24:47,781
HE QUITE DELIBERATELY LETS OFF.
615
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:50,481
AND TO MY MIND,
HE WAS WITHIN THE BOX
616
00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:54,982
AND THE REFEREE HAD NO OPTION
WHATSOEVER BUT TO SEND HIM OFF.
617
00:24:55,026 --> 00:24:55,685
JIMMY?
618
00:24:55,727 --> 00:24:56,557
GOOD EVENING.
619
00:24:56,595 --> 00:24:57,857
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT?
620
00:24:57,896 --> 00:24:59,693
WELL, THE REFEREES REALLY ARE
621
00:24:59,731 --> 00:25:01,198
CLAMPING DOWN THESE DAYS.
622
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:04,168
ONLY LAST WEEK, THE BELGIAN
CAPTAIN WAS SENT OFF
623
00:25:04,202 --> 00:25:06,636
FOR HAVING A SONY
RADIO CASSETTE PLAYER.
624
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:10,573
AND GONERELLI, THAT HUGE ITALIAN
DEFENDER, WAS SENT OFF IN TURIN
625
00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:13,908
FOR HAVING HIS SITTING AND
DINING ROOM KNOCKED THROUGH
626
00:25:13,945 --> 00:25:15,776
TO FORM AN OPEN LIVING AREA.
627
00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:16,280
HAMLET?
628
00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:17,144
GOOD EVENING.
629
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:18,672
YOU'VE GOT THE GIRL
ON THE BED.
630
00:25:18,717 --> 00:25:20,048
HER LEGS ARE UP ON
THE MANTELPIECE...
631
00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:21,177
COME ON, GO ON, OUT.
632
00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:31,153
WAIT, I'M GETTIN' OUT OF HERE.
633
00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:34,632
I GOT AWAY.
634
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:37,134
MISSED.
635
00:25:38,169 --> 00:25:39,136
MISSED, MISSED AGAIN.
636
00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:41,160
UGH!
637
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,537
OOH, WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT, WAIT!
638
00:25:52,617 --> 00:25:54,551
LET FOUR CAPTAINS
BEAR HAMLET
639
00:25:54,586 --> 00:25:56,451
LIKE A SOLDIER
TO THE STAGE
640
00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:58,979
FOR HE WAS LIKELY,
HAD HE BEEN PUT ON
641
00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:00,855
TO HAVE PROVED
MOST ROYALLY...
642
00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:10,385
AND THEN...
643
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:16,000
Ripped & Corrected By mstoll