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["YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME" PLAYING]

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<i>♪ I'm a sentimental sap, that's all ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What's the use of trying not to fall? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I have no will, you've made your kill ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause you took advantage of me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm just like an apple on a bough ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And you're going
To shake me down somehow ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But what's the use?
You've cooked my goose ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause you took advantage of me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm so hot and bothered
That I don't know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My elbow from my ear ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I suffer something awful
Each time you go ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's much worse when you're near ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Here am I
With all my bridges burned ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just a babe in arms
Where you're concerned ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So lock the doors and call me yours ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause you took advantage of me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I have no will, you've made your kill ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause you took advantage of me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So lock the doors ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And call me yours ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You took advantage ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Of poor little me ♪</i>

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[MAN OVER RADIO]
<i>Crossbow, this is Watchdog.</i>

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<i>Confirm all transmissions
on Discriminator.</i>

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[PILOT] <i>Roger, Watchdog.</i>

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<i>Crossbow is on Discriminator,
and all systems are go.</i>

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[MAN] <i>Roger, we mark you go</i>
<i>for maneuvering sequence.</i>

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[PILOT] <i>Watchdog, this is Crossbow.</i>

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I am established.
Confirm we are go for arm.

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[MAN] <i>Affirmative, Crossbow.</i>

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<i>Select electrics to max,
vents to open and systems to onboard.</i>

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- [PILOT] Roger. Crossbow is armed.
<i>- Roger.</i>

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<i>We now have ground confirmation.
Rabbit is in the hole.</i>

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Moving Target Indicator, engage.

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Pathfinder is on. I'm going on the scope.

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<i>Roger.</i>

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[PILOT] Scanner on.

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Target locked. Tracking locked.

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<i>- Roger.</i>
- Easy does it. That's it.

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Hold it right there.

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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

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[ANNOUNCER] <i>The Crossbow Project.</i>

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<i>There's no defense like a good offense.</i>

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[PILOT] <i>Mission accomplished.</i>

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- [MAN] <i>Outstanding, Crossbow.</i>
<i>- Just like shooting ducks in a barrel.</i>

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[ANNOUNCER] <i>Working in secret,</i>

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<i>our scientists are
turning an engineering dream</i>

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<i>into an effective reality.</i>

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- [DAVE] Now all we have to do is build it.
- [DON] Nice little weapon, isn't it, Dave?

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What do you think of Don's movie, Roy?

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I think there weren't enough girls in it.

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[ALL LAUGH]

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Well, I have a little tape on
alternate weapon uses, mini-shuttle plans,

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and B-1 modifications for aerial launch.

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Does the president or any other
responsible agency know about this?

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We're on a need-to-know basis, George.
Besides, the CIA's responsible.

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I think they do need to know.
You're gonna cause a major escalation.

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Our studies indicate that this type
of weapon is totally useless in warfare.

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It's not intended for use
in your kind of warfare.

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It's the perfect peacetime weapon.
That's why it's secret.

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- So it's both immoral and unethical?
- [DAVE] Yes.

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[ALL LAUGH]

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When do we get it?

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As I understand it, there seems
to be a small technical problem

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with the energy source...

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I don't want to hear about any problems.
We have plans for your gun this summer.

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I need a success here.

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I don't need
any delays jeopardizing that success.

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- Am I making myself clear, Don?
- Oh. Clear as vodka.

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You tell that Dr. Hathaway
to get on the stick.

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- I'm gonna have to push harder, then.
- As long as we have a weapon by June.

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- Right, general?
- I wouldn't know, Dave.

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I haven't had a working weapon
since Korea.

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- [ALL LAUGH]
- I'm sorry, Dave. This is too much.

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- I'm gonna ask for reassignment.
- Sorry to hear that, George.

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I urge you to stop.

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Thanks for your input.
Sorry you won't be on the team.

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Maybe next time.

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Too bad. Used to be a good man.

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I'm afraid
we're gonna have to liberate George.

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Liberate? You mean, liquidate?

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Larry, let's see that film
on blinding techniques.

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Then we'll all have some lunch.

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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- Could you sign this, please?
- Are you Dr. Hathaway?

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Yes, I am.

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I just loved your television show.

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Thank you very much.
That's very kind of you.

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Listen. Tell me, uh,
what is Mr. Einstein really like?

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Dead.

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See, Dad, laser means light amplification

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by stimulated emissions of radiation.

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So this is coherent light.

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- Oh. So it talks, right?
- No.

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- [GASPS] Dr. Hathaway, what a surprise!
- How are you, Mrs. Taylor?

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Something wrong with Mitch's test scores?

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If there is, it's because I had the flu
and couldn't make him breakfast.

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Well, I thought I'd fly in
and bring you the news myself.

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I just got word from Admissions.
We did it. Mitch is in at Pacific Tech.

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- Isn't that wonderful?
- Way to go, boy!

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Don't shake his head!

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- How you doing, Mitch?
- Fine.

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- Nice display here.
- Thanks.

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It's a flash-lamp-pumped ultraviolet laser
at 342 nanometers.

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Well, as you know, there is interest
in the atomic iodine laser for fusion.

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This is molecular iodine.

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Therefore, this laser doesn't suffer
from recombination of the atomic iodine.

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You must be very proud.

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- Proud?
- Oh, yeah. Sure.

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Mitch is the first student
we've ever accepted for midwinter term.

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- Honey.
- I imagine he's the youngest too.

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No. Actually, the youngest
we ever had was 12.

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He cracked under the pressure
within six months.

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Mitch is 15. There's not gonna be
any problem with that.

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Right. Listen, doc,
about this scholarship thing.

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Now, you're gonna give him
a signing bonus, right?

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No. But by allowing Mitch to progress
at an accelerated rate,

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we give him the opportunity to fulfill
a far greater portion of his potential.

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[MOM] We just want the best for Mitchie.

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Dr. Hathaway, I saw your show
the other night on radioactive isotopes.

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- And I've got a question for you.
- Yes?

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- Is that your real hair?
- Yeah.

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- Tell me, is Mitch by any chance adopted?
- Why, no!

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- It's amazing.
- Isn't it?

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If I don't get something to eat,
I'm gonna die.

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- Bye, Dr. Hathaway.
- Goodbye.

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I'll see you later, honey.

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They're really all right.

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It's just sometimes they don't know
what I'm talking about.

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I'm sure about that. So tell me, Mitch,
are you gonna miss your friends?

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- No, I think I intimidate other kids.
- Good boy.

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Mitch, there's something
you're going to have to understand.

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Compared to you,
most people have the IQ of a carrot.

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We're different than most people, Mitch.
Better. I'm...

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- [WOMAN] There you are, Dr. Hathaway!
- Hi. Yes, one second, one second.

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I've put you on my own research team
with the finest minds on the campus.

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This is the second time I've ever given
such an honor to a freshman.

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The first one was Chris Knight
in 1981, right?

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- You've heard of Chris?
- Yes, he's a physics legend.

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You're going to be working with Chris.

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He's a senior now,
and he's as brilliant as he ever was.

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Wow.

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[MAN] Soon as you graduate,
this job will be waiting, Chris.

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[CHRIS] Great.

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- We have a complete physical plant here.
- You have a Jacuzzi?

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- Absolutely.
- Good.

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And the labs and offices
are right over this way.

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Follow me, please.

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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

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Guys!

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- Meet Chris Knight. This is Sherry Nugil.
- Pleased to meet you.

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- And this is Mike Dodd.
- Dr. Dodd?

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The one who just designed
our brand-new Telcom satellite.

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It's an honor to meet you, sir.

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Telcom.

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Isn't that the satellite
that's raining debris all over Europe?

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Why is that toy on your head?

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Because if I wear it anywhere else,
it chafes.

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I'm sorry. It's just that I didn't want
you guys to think I was stuffy.

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You know, no fun. All brain, no penis.

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- Pardon me?
- I'm sorry.

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It's just an infantile response
to authority.

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Yes. You are Chris Knight, aren't you?

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I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.

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It's a joke! I get it! That's funny!

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I just can't help it.
You guys are such fun.

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Well, we try to be.
Isn't that right, Mike?

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No.

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Chris, Sherry's gonna show you
around the place.

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You can ask her any questions
about benefits, dress codes, whatever.

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- I'll see you in my office later. Okay?
- Great.

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Sherry, take very good care
of this young man.

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He's one of the ten finest minds
in the country!

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Someday I hope to be two of them.

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- You are very beautiful.
- Thank you.

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How'd I come off? Too stuffy?

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You certainly don't act like
one of the top ten minds of America.

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- Really? How many have you met?
- Seven.

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- Really?
- Mmm. You'll be eight.

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Professor Hostetler at MIT was number six.

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Old Professor Hostetler? Isn't he dead?

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He is now.

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Hello. I'm looking
for the President's Freshman Tea?

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Oh, good.

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I'm so glad we have one, then.

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Gene, it's too much.

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- No, I don't think so.
- Gene.

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- This is Mitch Taylor.
- Oh. Professor Hathaway's bright star.

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- Yes, sir.
- And you're already on his project.

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- We expect great things from you.
- Oh, I hope so, sir.

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- Oh, a bit of advice.
- Oh, uh, thank you.

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Always...

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No. Never forget to check your references.

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Okay. Thank you.

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- Uh, I better be going. Oops. Sorry.
- That's all right.

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I think the young people enjoy it
when I "get down" verbally, don't you?

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[BOY] Hey, where's the funeral?

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<i>♪ In case you hadn't noticed ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's the dog eating dog
Eating dog eating dog ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In case you hadn't noticed ♪</i>

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How you doing, sport?

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<i>♪ It's the cat and the mouse... ♪</i>

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[BOY] Hey, Bobby, wait up, man!

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Check if he's down in his room.
He might be in there.

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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[BOY 1] Let's go for a bike ride.

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Chuck, your brother called.

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[BOY 2 LAUGHS] He's never home, man.
No, I don't know where he is.

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Hello?

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- What kind of a place is this?
- [CHRIS] Hi.

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Would you be prepared
if gravity reversed itself?

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[MITCH STAMMERS]

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The only thing I can't figure out is how
to keep the change in my pockets.

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I've got it. Nudity.

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I was here this morning...

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- You didn't straighten up, did you?
- No.

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Good. All my filth is
in alphabetical order.

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This, for example, was under "H" for toy.

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- What is that?
- This? It's a penis stretcher.

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- You wanna try it?
- No!

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I'm kidding. It's yet another
in a long series of diversions

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- in an attempt to avoid responsibility.
- I, uh...

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Dropped off my luggage.
And now all my bags are empty.

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You see, Mitch, I used to be you.

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And, uh, lately I've been missing me,

227
00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:09,099
so I asked Hathaway
if I could room with me again.

228
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:12,311
So I put all your stuff away
in the bottom drawer there.

229
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:15,523
Had trouble with the sports jacket,
so I threw it out. Duck!

230
00:14:17,066 --> 00:14:19,235
Nice reflexes. I'm Chris Knight.

231
00:14:20,778 --> 00:14:23,030
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes. Duck again!

232
00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:27,076
[GIRL] Hey!

233
00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:28,786
Oh, my God!

234
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,829
It's heading for the gas tanks. Duck!

235
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:38,087
Would you classify that
as a launch problem or a design problem?

236
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:43,717
- We're falling way behind, Jer.
- We're not making cheese sandwiches.

237
00:14:43,801 --> 00:14:46,428
- [HATHAWAY] All right. Get down!
- [MAN] Hey!

238
00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:49,682
What are you doing? Are you crazy?
You could have killed us!

239
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:52,351
That is one of the deans,
I cannot be seen with you.

240
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:56,105
I know, Jer, but since I'm driving,
don't you think you should be hiding?

241
00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:57,898
- He saw me.
- [SCOFFS]

242
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:02,027
Jerry, look, I came here to tell you
that the climate has changed.

243
00:15:02,111 --> 00:15:04,572
We need a working model
within four months, not 18.

244
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:07,199
You can't dictate innovation, Don.

245
00:15:08,284 --> 00:15:09,827
Let me put it another way.

246
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,663
You know all the money
we've been spending on development?

247
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:13,914
Yes.

248
00:15:13,998 --> 00:15:16,208
Well, when a project gets cut off,

249
00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:18,502
the finance boys always run an audit.

250
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:20,379
- I see.
- Mm.

251
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:25,968
Having a little work done
on the old place, huh, Jer?

252
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:27,970
Fraud is a felony.

253
00:15:33,017 --> 00:15:35,019
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

254
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:38,147
What are you looking at?
You're laborers, you should be laboring.

255
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,232
That's what you get
for not having an education.

256
00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:41,692
[DOG BARKING]

257
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:45,070
Get out of here! Go on, go on!
Get out of here! Get out!

258
00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:48,324
- [BOY] Go long!
- [ALL CLAMORING]

259
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:49,366
- Got it!
- Yeah!

260
00:15:53,037 --> 00:15:55,039
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

261
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,215
- Hey!
- Yes?

262
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,760
- Put down the sandwiches and go.
- Me?

263
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:10,638
No, Yoda. Yeah, you! Just a bit.

264
00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:12,723
- [MITCH] I don't have any...
- [KENT] Brains?

265
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,434
- No. Sandwiches.
- [KENT] Then what good are you?

266
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:19,229
- [CARTER] What are we supposed to eat?
- Are you from the restaurant or not?

267
00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:21,899
No. I'm Mitch Taylor. I'm a student.

268
00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:24,193
Dr. Hathaway told me to come up here.

269
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:26,278
Oh.

270
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:30,532
So, uh, you're the new stud, are you?

271
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:34,203
- How do you mean?
- Stud. Hotshot. Brain.

272
00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:38,290
- You're 12 years old, right?
- I'm 15. Are you expecting him, or...?

273
00:16:38,374 --> 00:16:40,918
Yeah. Any minute now.
Can I get you something?

274
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:44,046
- A balloon?
- I'm supposed to take a look at your work.

275
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,214
Check it over.

276
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,926
- Check it over?
- Well, yes.

277
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,261
- For what?
- Mistakes, I guess.

278
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:54,348
- He said you guys were stuck.
- No, no, no.

279
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:57,059
Let's get something very clear here.

280
00:16:57,142 --> 00:17:00,896
Okay, when Jerry's not here,
you do what I say.

281
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:04,358
It goes from God to Jerry to me. Get it?

282
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:08,320
[DOOR SLAMS]

283
00:17:08,404 --> 00:17:09,530
Hello, Jerry.

284
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:12,491
I told you before, Kent.
You don't get to use my first name.

285
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,869
- Did I?
- How you doing, Mitch?

286
00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:18,330
Now, I'm sure
you'll all become fast friends.

287
00:17:18,414 --> 00:17:20,416
- [KENT] We're well on our way already.
- Good.

288
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:24,044
After Mitch is brought up to date,
I want you to take your cues from him.

289
00:17:24,128 --> 00:17:28,006
His ideas on efficient fluorescent
compounds are the most original I've seen.

290
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,843
So from now on,
Mitch is gonna be in charge of the group.

291
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:32,094
[KENT] Really, Jerry?

292
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:34,930
- [HATHAWAY] You're doing it again, Kent.
- Oh, am I?

293
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:38,392
- Where is Knight?
- He didn't bother to come in today.

294
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:40,811
[BODIE] Uh...

295
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,147
- Yes, Bodie?
- He said he didn't feel like it.

296
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,399
I said, "You better."
And he said, "Or what?"

297
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,193
I said, "Or else you're gonna be
in trouble." He said, "Jam it!"

298
00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:51,280
That's a wonderful story.
I noticed you stopped stuttering.

299
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:54,199
- Been giving myself shock treatments.
- Up the voltage.

300
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:58,036
- I'm sorry he isn't here...
- That clown? Look at this!

301
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,706
We heard he wasn't coming.
Kent decided to start without him.

302
00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:05,043
The fluorescent yield's insignificant.
We think the sample's been damaged.

303
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:08,881
- What?
- Well, obviously the result of negligence.

304
00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:13,635
It'll take us at least a week to prepare
another sample, and I was afraid of this.

305
00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:16,472
- Are you sure about that?
- We're sure. Positive.

306
00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:19,725
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- [KENT] There's simply no excuse for it.

307
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:23,270
- Yeah, Mitch, what is it?
- [MITCH] I think the pump laser is down.

308
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,147
This doesn't look right. Look.

309
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,691
[MACHINE HUMMING]

310
00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:31,737
There.

311
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:35,824
- Well, it seems to be all better now.
- Aw, shi...

312
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:37,993
Damn it, don't touch
other people's things!

313
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:41,955
- Kent, I need you.
- Anything, Jerry.

314
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:46,627
What? Do you want me to teach
your sophomore class for you?

315
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:50,923
No, I need you to do some duplicating,
get copies made of all the data so far.

316
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:54,468
So young Mitch can get started.
He's gonna check everything tomorrow.

317
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:58,263
- My pleasure.
- Then after that, stop by my cleaners.

318
00:18:58,347 --> 00:19:00,516
Don't give it a thought. I enjoy it.

319
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:03,519
- Mitch, shall we? On the moment.
- Sure.

320
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:12,611
Well, I guess it goes from God

321
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,696
to Jerry, to you,

322
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:16,073
to the cleaners.

323
00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:18,242
Right, Kent?

324
00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:23,038
Library, library...

325
00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:25,916
Two-oh-five.

326
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:30,420
["SUMMERTIME GIRLS" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

327
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:33,215
[STUDENTS CHATTERING]

328
00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:40,264
Welcome to Pacific Tech's
"Smart People on Ice."

329
00:19:43,642 --> 00:19:45,853
Let's go skating.

330
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:51,525
- Ick, the ice turned out so great!
- Yeah, it worked, didn't it?

331
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,529
- How did you do it?
- Oh, sure.

332
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,698
I tell you, then you tell somebody else,

333
00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:00,576
next thing you know,
we're in the middle of another ice age.

334
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,744
[EXCLAIMS]

335
00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:06,456
- Everybody must be skating!
- Just 'cause you're a slack, Knight!

336
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,250
- Moles and trolls.
- [MITCH] What?

337
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:12,588
Moles and trolls. Work, work, work.
We never see the light of day.

338
00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:15,674
We plan this thing for weeks
and all they wanna do is study.

339
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:20,012
I'm disgusted. I'm sorry,
but it's not like me. I'm depressed.

340
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:21,179
[YELLING]

341
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,599
We had no one
at the mutant hamster races,

342
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:26,018
one entry for the Madame Curie
look-alike contest,

343
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,477
and he was disqualified later.

344
00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:29,897
Why do I bother?

345
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:34,568
Let's go!
What are you, a bunch of weirdos?

346
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:38,280
- Want a cherry? I grow them myself.
- A cherry?

347
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,158
Okay, push once.

348
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,583
[MITCH] Are you okay?

349
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:54,546
No, not emotionally. No, I'm not.
I'm disappointed. Not terribly. But still.

350
00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:57,215
It should have gone much further,
much faster.

351
00:20:57,299 --> 00:21:00,886
I know what the problem is.
It's obviously the drag coefficient.

352
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:04,473
I'll just have to redesign the blades.
I can do that, no problem.

353
00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:08,101
But I've got to cut them,
and that takes tools and time.

354
00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:11,521
- Do you know how long this will last?
- Maybe another half an hour.

355
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:13,774
That's great. I can do that, no problem.

356
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,776
- Okay. What's your name?
- Mitch.

357
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:17,986
Thank you for your help, Mitch.
I'll see you later.

358
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,280
You're welcome!

359
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:22,699
- Who was that?
- That...

360
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:27,162
I'm Jordan. I heard there was
gonna be someone new. Are you it?

361
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,538
Yeah.

362
00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:30,082
- Do you have a bed?
- Yeah.

363
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:34,002
I'd make you one, but you have one.
Okay, I'll see you later. Okay, bye.

364
00:21:34,962 --> 00:21:35,963
Bye.

365
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:43,095
- What's all this supposed to be?
- This? This is ice.

366
00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:45,639
This is what happens to water
when it gets too cold.

367
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,307
This? This is Kent.

368
00:21:47,391 --> 00:21:50,268
This is what happens to people
when they get too sexually frustrated.

369
00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:54,481
This should keep you busy for a while.

370
00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:58,527
This plus your regular class load should
turn your brains to tapioca in a month.

371
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:03,031
Kent, that is so unfair. And we were gonna
make you king of the winter carnival.

372
00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:04,074
Yeah?

373
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,660
- [MITCH AND ICK LAUGH]
- Oh, ha-ha-ha.

374
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:09,037
I suppose you're in on this too.
Did you make it?

375
00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:11,665
- I'm not saying.
- Well, who's gonna clean it up?

376
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:15,168
You don't have to. It's gonna go
from solid form directly to gas.

377
00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:17,838
Whoa. Really? What is it?

378
00:22:17,921 --> 00:22:21,508
I'm not saying. But I can tell you
that it's fairly rare and very unstable.

379
00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:22,592
Just like you.

380
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,846
- You're a bunch of degenerates.
- [CHRIS] We are?

381
00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:27,973
I found you naked
with that bowl of Jell-O.

382
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:29,683
- You did not.
- This is true.

383
00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:33,937
- I was hot, and I was hungry. Okay?
- [BOY WHOOPS]

384
00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:36,690
[KENT] And anyway,
I got news for you, Knight.

385
00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:39,776
- You're not number one here anymore.
- Number one what?

386
00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:43,280
Mighty Mouse over here beat
your placement scores by over 20 points.

387
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:46,116
Yeah, you did?
You think you're hot stuff, huh?

388
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:47,325
No.

389
00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:50,620
Yeah, well, hey,
maybe you are smarter than me.

390
00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:52,080
But can you do this?

391
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,544
Whoa!

392
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:00,922
[COUGHING]

393
00:23:01,006 --> 00:23:02,758
[CHRIS] Ick, what's
happening with the ice?

394
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:04,092
[BOY] Open a window!

395
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:09,431
Ick, I'm melting!

396
00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:11,850
- It worked!
- That's neat!

397
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:15,729
- Now if we can keep it from exploding.
- Exploding? Oh, God.

398
00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:21,943
[CHRIS] Hey, Ick. You're just joking
about exploding, right?

399
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:24,404
Ick?

400
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:26,823
It's a joke, right?

401
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:33,038
[DOOR OPENS]

402
00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:47,344
[CLOSET DOOR CREAKS]

403
00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:24,381
[TOILET FLUSHES]

404
00:24:33,557 --> 00:24:35,267
Good morning. I saw you come in here.

405
00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:38,562
We met last night, remember?
I had the sled with me. I'm Jordan.

406
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:41,398
- Here. I made you a sweater.
- Last night?

407
00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:44,693
It's something I do with my hands.
I hope I got the size right.

408
00:24:44,776 --> 00:24:47,320
I have a brother
and I use him for size comparison.

409
00:24:47,404 --> 00:24:51,158
I have a pretty good eye, so I went ahead
and made you one 'cause I was up.

410
00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:53,451
- Are you peeing?
- Yeah.

411
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:57,205
Oh. I never sleep. I don't know why.
I drove my roommate nuts.

412
00:24:57,289 --> 00:25:01,042
They had to take her away in ambulance.
She's okay now, but she had to transfer.

413
00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:02,878
I don't know if that's my fault.

414
00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:06,381
If you ever need to talk, let me know.
I'm just a couple doors down.

415
00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:08,341
And I never sleep, okay?

416
00:25:08,425 --> 00:25:10,635
- Thanks. I will.
- Are you done?

417
00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:13,805
- Uh, I can't start.
- Because I'm here?

418
00:25:13,889 --> 00:25:15,223
I think so.

419
00:25:16,016 --> 00:25:18,935
- Weird. Well, I have to go.
- Me too.

420
00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:21,271
Bye.

421
00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:26,026
- [POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
- [HUMMING]

422
00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:29,821
[CHRIS] Good morning!

423
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:39,581
[HUMMING CONTINUES]

424
00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:44,502
- Chris?
- Morning.

425
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:48,131
You know, um, something strange
happened to me this morning.

426
00:25:48,215 --> 00:25:53,094
Was it a dream where you see yourself
standing in a robe on a pyramid

427
00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:56,806
with 1000 naked women screaming
and throwing little pickles at you?

428
00:25:57,515 --> 00:25:58,350
No.

429
00:25:59,184 --> 00:26:01,436
Why am I the only person
that has that dream?

430
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,318
Is that liquid nitrogen?

431
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,237
Mm-hm.

432
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,572
- Coffee?
- No.

433
00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:19,829
[CHRIS] So, what happened?

434
00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:21,957
Did you know
there's a guy living in our closet?

435
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:24,042
You've seen him too?

436
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:26,336
Who is he?

437
00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:31,758
Hollyfeld.

438
00:26:31,841 --> 00:26:34,594
- Why does he go in to our closet?
- Why do you go in?

439
00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:37,514
To get my clothes.
But that's not why he goes in there.

440
00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:41,017
Of course not. He's twice your size.
Your clothes would never fit him.

441
00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:42,894
- [SCOFFS]
- Yeah.

442
00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:46,856
Think before you ask
these questions, Mitch.

443
00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:50,610
Twenty points higher than me, thinks
a big guy like that can wear his clothes.

444
00:26:50,694 --> 00:26:52,696
["I'M FALLING" PLAYING]

445
00:27:07,836 --> 00:27:11,298
<i>♪ I never thought this could happen ♪</i>

446
00:27:12,048 --> 00:27:16,136
<i>♪ I never thought I could feel this way ♪</i>

447
00:27:16,219 --> 00:27:20,974
<i>♪ Till this strange reaction today ♪</i>

448
00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:28,106
<i>♪ You give me a new sensation ♪</i>

449
00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:33,028
<i>♪ In a place that has no name ♪</i>

450
00:27:33,111 --> 00:27:38,116
<i>♪ Something tells me
I'll never be the same ♪</i>

451
00:27:40,201 --> 00:27:42,495
<i>♪ Now it's all changed ♪</i>

452
00:27:43,788 --> 00:27:46,041
<i>♪ I'm fallin', fallin' ♪</i>

453
00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:50,295
<i>♪ Fallin', fallin' ♪</i>

454
00:27:52,005 --> 00:27:54,549
<i>♪ I'm fallin', fallin' ♪</i>

455
00:27:56,551 --> 00:27:58,887
<i>♪ I'm fallin', fallin' ♪</i>

456
00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:08,521
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

457
00:28:08,605 --> 00:28:10,607
<i>♪ I began to slip ♪</i>

458
00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:15,111
<i>♪ I didn't know what was coming next ♪</i>

459
00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:16,654
- [HORN HONKS]
- [TIRES SQUEAL]

460
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:20,325
<i>♪ Even so I was not prepared for this ♪</i>

461
00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:21,743
[MOUTHS]

462
00:28:21,826 --> 00:28:24,871
<i>♪ Not prepared for this ♪</i>

463
00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:28,958
[MACHINE HUMMING]

464
00:28:32,337 --> 00:28:35,715
<i>♪ I used to think nothing mattered ♪</i>

465
00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:40,303
<i>♪ Now I see possibilities ♪</i>

466
00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:43,973
<i>♪ You showed a new direction ♪</i>

467
00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:45,850
<i>♪ To me ♪</i>

468
00:28:47,894 --> 00:28:49,979
<i>♪ And it's all changed ♪</i>

469
00:28:51,314 --> 00:28:53,691
<i>♪ I'm fallin', fallin' ♪</i>

470
00:28:55,610 --> 00:28:58,113
<i>♪ Fallin', fallin' ♪</i>

471
00:28:59,906 --> 00:29:02,200
<i>♪ I'm fallin', fallin' ♪</i>

472
00:29:04,202 --> 00:29:06,454
<i>♪ Fallin', fallin' ♪</i>

473
00:29:17,674 --> 00:29:19,676
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

474
00:29:33,314 --> 00:29:35,108
<i>♪ I began to slip ♪</i>

475
00:29:35,733 --> 00:29:39,904
<i>♪ I didn't know what was coming next ♪</i>

476
00:29:40,655 --> 00:29:45,243
<i>♪ Even so I was not prepared for this ♪</i>

477
00:29:46,411 --> 00:29:49,330
<i>♪ Not prepared for this ♪</i>

478
00:29:50,582 --> 00:29:52,917
<i>♪ I'm fallin', fallin' ♪</i>

479
00:29:54,669 --> 00:29:57,338
<i>♪ I'm fallin', fallin' ♪</i>

480
00:29:58,715 --> 00:30:01,384
<i>♪ I'm fallin', fallin' ♪</i>

481
00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:05,680
<i>♪ Fallin', fallin' ♪</i>

482
00:30:08,391 --> 00:30:09,767
<i>♪ Fallin' ♪</i>

483
00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:16,941
[MAN ON TAPE]<i>...plus Y equals zero.</i>

484
00:31:08,117 --> 00:31:09,160
"This is it."

485
00:32:59,562 --> 00:33:01,564
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

486
00:33:04,817 --> 00:33:07,320
Come on, get out of here!
Get out of here! Go on, get!

487
00:33:07,403 --> 00:33:10,323
- You wanted to see me?
- Mr. Knight.

488
00:33:10,406 --> 00:33:13,451
Right on time.
That's a little unusual these days.

489
00:33:13,534 --> 00:33:15,662
- You still run?
- Only when chased.

490
00:33:17,372 --> 00:33:19,749
- What's that smell?
- Must be the dog.

491
00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:21,668
- That's popcorn.
- Yes, sir. I know.

492
00:33:21,751 --> 00:33:24,087
Get it away from me.
I can't stand popcorn. I hate popcorn.

493
00:33:24,671 --> 00:33:26,255
Come on, put it over there.

494
00:33:26,339 --> 00:33:28,257
Good. Now I know what to get you
for your birthday.

495
00:33:30,301 --> 00:33:33,137
I guess we're moving up
in the world, eh, Jerry?

496
00:33:34,013 --> 00:33:37,016
- It's very elegant.
- Thank you. Try not to touch anything.

497
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:40,144
- Is this okay, sir?
- It's oak, not plywood for God's sake.

498
00:33:40,978 --> 00:33:43,981
- Quite a change from the old place.
- Shoes.

499
00:33:44,732 --> 00:33:47,527
Look, I want to start seeing
a lot more of you in the lab.

500
00:33:47,610 --> 00:33:49,320
Fine. I'll gain weight.

501
00:33:49,404 --> 00:33:52,907
- You're a very funny boy, Chris.
- Thanks, Jerry, we try.

502
00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:56,703
You can sit.

503
00:33:57,995 --> 00:34:02,250
When I first brought you into this school,
I thought you'd become another Einstein.

504
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:05,837
- You were well on your way. And then?
- I got a haircut.

505
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,840
- You're disappointing me, Chris.
- And you me, Jerry.

506
00:34:08,923 --> 00:34:12,301
- Look, it's about our deal.
- I know, Jerry. And...

507
00:34:13,344 --> 00:34:16,431
I have advanced your project
more than any three students on campus.

508
00:34:16,514 --> 00:34:19,726
That was yesterday.
What have you done for me today?

509
00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:21,894
Well...

510
00:34:21,978 --> 00:34:24,355
[WHIMPERING]

511
00:34:24,439 --> 00:34:26,607
I want five megawatts by mid-May.

512
00:34:28,901 --> 00:34:33,781
Uh, Jerry, I think you might be getting
a little obsessive about all this.

513
00:34:33,865 --> 00:34:36,325
Now, I took in Mitch, okay?

514
00:34:36,409 --> 00:34:39,871
He's coming along fine.
He's working his guts out for you.

515
00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:43,666
- So, what exactly do you want?
- I want five megawatts by mid-May.

516
00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:46,878
Look, I don't care if you're arrogant.

517
00:34:47,670 --> 00:34:49,589
I don't care if you're disrespectful.

518
00:34:49,672 --> 00:34:52,425
But your attitude's distracting Mitch.
And that I won't have.

519
00:34:53,301 --> 00:34:56,304
The rules have changed.
I want it by mid-May.

520
00:34:57,597 --> 00:35:01,517
Jerry, I think that you're just forgetting
about one little detail.

521
00:35:01,601 --> 00:35:05,813
And that's I'm out of here.
I'm gone, I'm history. I'm Casper.

522
00:35:05,897 --> 00:35:07,482
I'm graduating.

523
00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:11,027
To graduate,
you need my course, dear boy.

524
00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:14,739
So it seems that I have a say
about what you do and where you go.

525
00:35:14,822 --> 00:35:18,826
So from now on, you and Mitch will spend
every waking moment in the lab.

526
00:35:18,910 --> 00:35:21,996
And you will solve my power problem
and solve it by my deadline.

527
00:35:23,456 --> 00:35:24,457
Jerry...

528
00:35:26,209 --> 00:35:29,754
If you think that by threatening me
you can get me to be your slave...

529
00:35:31,047 --> 00:35:32,173
that's where you're right.

530
00:35:32,256 --> 00:35:35,218
But... And I'm only saying this
because I care.

531
00:35:35,802 --> 00:35:40,056
...there are a lot of decaffeinated brands
that are just as tasty as the real thing.

532
00:35:41,516 --> 00:35:42,683
I'm not kidding, Chris.

533
00:35:45,645 --> 00:35:46,854
Neither am I, Jerry.

534
00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:51,108
[DOOR CLOSES]

535
00:35:57,907 --> 00:35:58,908
Hey, Mitch.

536
00:36:00,117 --> 00:36:01,702
Do me a favor, will you?

537
00:36:01,786 --> 00:36:04,080
Taste this.
Come on, you won't hurt my feelings.

538
00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:06,249
Just give it a taste...
Yeah, there you go.

539
00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:07,416
What, too sweet?

540
00:36:08,543 --> 00:36:11,587
- What is it?
- I don't know, it was in the lab.

541
00:36:12,255 --> 00:36:13,256
Oh! [GROANS]

542
00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:16,968
Relax, it's just yogurt. Mmm.

543
00:36:17,635 --> 00:36:22,139
- Mitch, Mitch, are you all right?
- No, I'm not.

544
00:36:22,223 --> 00:36:25,184
This combination of electrical
plus chemical cyanide is dumb.

545
00:36:25,268 --> 00:36:27,436
We're going in the wrong direction.

546
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,106
You're the only one that knows
how to use this garbage.

547
00:36:30,189 --> 00:36:33,276
You're never here. And, finally,
I think I'm getting brain-fried.

548
00:36:33,359 --> 00:36:35,319
Okay, Mitch, I'm gonna make it up to you.

549
00:36:35,403 --> 00:36:36,779
Let's just pause, put that down.

550
00:36:38,197 --> 00:36:39,866
Let's just take a step back.

551
00:36:41,951 --> 00:36:43,786
No, I was wrong,
sorry, take a step forward.

552
00:36:44,453 --> 00:36:45,621
Now take a step back.

553
00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:49,917
And step forward. Then step back.
And then we're cha-cha-ing.

554
00:36:50,001 --> 00:36:53,254
- Will you stop it? I'm serious!
- Okay, I'm serious too.

555
00:36:53,921 --> 00:36:56,757
Let's charge this baby up.
Give me everything you got. Come on.

556
00:36:57,842 --> 00:37:00,428
I gotta go in the cage
to connect the capacitors.

557
00:37:00,511 --> 00:37:02,221
Okay, this is work time.

558
00:37:10,813 --> 00:37:13,941
- How you doing there, Mitch?
- Fine. Don't rush me.

559
00:37:14,609 --> 00:37:18,154
Okay, just take your time.
Everything's fine.

560
00:37:20,907 --> 00:37:22,992
What is taking so long?

561
00:37:23,659 --> 00:37:24,785
[MITCH] I'm coming.

562
00:37:27,747 --> 00:37:28,748
Charging.

563
00:37:29,498 --> 00:37:30,541
[CHRIS] Shades.

564
00:37:31,751 --> 00:37:33,753
[MACHINE POWERING UP]

565
00:37:38,382 --> 00:37:39,884
- What are you doing?
- Waiting.

566
00:37:42,094 --> 00:37:43,429
- Oh, no.
- Relax.

567
00:37:43,512 --> 00:37:47,099
That's just the fuses at the substation.
It'll be back on in a minute.

568
00:37:47,183 --> 00:37:50,519
Maybe I shouldn't have shorted
across the building transformer.

569
00:37:51,187 --> 00:37:54,398
But, more importantly,
did we get a charge?

570
00:37:57,234 --> 00:37:58,319
What'd you do?

571
00:37:58,903 --> 00:38:00,905
- Wait a minute!
- Come on, Sputnik.

572
00:38:00,988 --> 00:38:03,115
You said you wanted help,
so here we go.

573
00:38:03,908 --> 00:38:06,118
- What?
- Beautiful minds.

574
00:38:06,202 --> 00:38:07,787
Chris, we have work.

575
00:38:07,870 --> 00:38:10,581
We're going to work. Hard work.

576
00:38:10,665 --> 00:38:14,710
- This must've taken you hours. What...?
- [LAUGHS] Well, let's go find out.

577
00:38:14,794 --> 00:38:16,796
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

578
00:38:19,256 --> 00:38:21,175
[CHRIS] I told you they'd turn it back on.

579
00:38:22,259 --> 00:38:25,805
- [BOY] What's this?
- [CHRIS] It's a laser beam, bozo.

580
00:38:25,888 --> 00:38:29,141
- What's it for?
- [CHRIS] Not what. Where.

581
00:38:29,225 --> 00:38:32,812
- What? Oh!
- [CHRIS] Follow it. It's a surprise.

582
00:38:34,647 --> 00:38:36,190
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

583
00:38:36,273 --> 00:38:37,274
You like it?

584
00:38:39,026 --> 00:38:41,028
[BOY] Hey, what's the beam splitter for?

585
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,826
[CHRIS] What's the matter with you guys?
Need everything spelled out for you?

586
00:38:48,619 --> 00:38:50,621
[APPLAUSE]

587
00:38:51,372 --> 00:38:53,499
[CHRIS] Come on, let's tan!

588
00:38:53,582 --> 00:38:56,502
["ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS DANCE" PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]

589
00:38:56,585 --> 00:38:58,045
We have one for Mitch.

590
00:38:58,129 --> 00:38:59,630
<i>♪ And puttin' them in a pen ♪</i>

591
00:38:59,714 --> 00:39:03,884
<i>♪ And all she wants to do is
Dance, dance ♪</i>

592
00:39:03,968 --> 00:39:07,847
<i>♪ Rebels been rebels
Since I don't know when ♪</i>

593
00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:10,141
[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

594
00:39:10,224 --> 00:39:13,644
Come on in, the South Pacific calls you.

595
00:39:15,021 --> 00:39:18,858
- [BOY 1] Chris, who are the girls?
- They're not from around here, I'd know.

596
00:39:18,941 --> 00:39:21,610
- They're from a nearby college.
- [BOY 2] Which one?

597
00:39:21,694 --> 00:39:24,405
The Wanda Trossler School of Beauty.

598
00:39:24,989 --> 00:39:27,408
- They're beauticians?
- Not yet.

599
00:39:27,491 --> 00:39:31,662
- I don't know.
- Your genius might impress them.

600
00:39:31,746 --> 00:39:33,873
- I don't see how.
- [CHRIS] Okay, okay.

601
00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:37,001
Given the type of people you are
and the environment you're in,

602
00:39:37,084 --> 00:39:40,087
you have to admit
the strong probability that this may be

603
00:39:40,171 --> 00:39:43,215
the only chance you will ever have
in your entire lives

604
00:39:43,299 --> 00:39:44,383
to have sex.

605
00:39:45,468 --> 00:39:46,844
Think about it.

606
00:39:46,927 --> 00:39:47,928
Yeah!

607
00:39:48,679 --> 00:39:49,680
[SCREAMS]

608
00:39:53,934 --> 00:39:57,730
<i>♪ She wants to party
She wants to get down ♪</i>

609
00:39:58,898 --> 00:40:03,652
<i>♪ All she wants to do is
All she wants to do is dance ♪</i>

610
00:40:06,697 --> 00:40:08,699
[BOY WHOOPING]

611
00:40:17,124 --> 00:40:19,877
Destiny! I've got her now.

612
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,881
<i>♪ Government bugged the men's room ♪
In the local disco lounge ♪</i>

613
00:40:25,299 --> 00:40:26,717
- Don't eat that.
- Huh?

614
00:40:26,801 --> 00:40:30,137
Don't you know that eating that stuff
can give you very large breasts?

615
00:40:30,221 --> 00:40:33,057
Oh, my God. I'm too late.

616
00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:35,559
<i>♪ And all she wants to do is dance ♪</i>

617
00:40:36,102 --> 00:40:39,396
<i>♪ That don't keep the boys
From makin' a buck or two ♪</i>

618
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:40,397
[WOMAN LAUGHS]

619
00:40:40,481 --> 00:40:44,693
<i>♪ And all she wants to do is
Dance, dance ♪</i>

620
00:40:46,028 --> 00:40:49,365
Don, don't act as if I don't want
my own invention to work.

621
00:40:49,448 --> 00:40:53,452
- There are only so many hours in the day.
- Ready to go, Dr. Hathaway.

622
00:40:53,536 --> 00:40:57,331
Pushing me doesn't help, Don.
You'll have to tell them that.

623
00:40:57,414 --> 00:41:01,293
Okay. Start showing some results,
or they'll find somebody else.

624
00:41:01,377 --> 00:41:03,462
- [WOMAN] Roll tape.
- Oh, really? Who?

625
00:41:03,546 --> 00:41:05,422
Then you won't have your big toys anymore.

626
00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:09,260
I am the best, Don.
Who do you think you're dealing with?

627
00:41:09,343 --> 00:41:12,721
How dare you try this. I have to go on.

628
00:41:12,805 --> 00:41:16,684
I think this whole conversation is
in incredibly poor taste. I really do.

629
00:41:16,767 --> 00:41:18,769
- Son of a bitch.
- Asshole.

630
00:41:19,812 --> 00:41:22,356
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

631
00:41:22,439 --> 00:41:26,443
[ANNOUNCER] <i>Welcome to</i> Everything,
<i>with your host, Dr. Jerome Hathaway.</i>

632
00:41:26,527 --> 00:41:29,738
<i>Funded by a grant
from Darlington Electronic Instruments.</i>

633
00:41:29,822 --> 00:41:31,657
<i>And now Dr. Hathaway.</i>

634
00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:34,743
Hi, I'm Jerry Hathaway, with <i>Everything.</i>

635
00:41:35,911 --> 00:41:41,333
Tonight, we are going to look at something
that most of us take for granted.

636
00:41:42,626 --> 00:41:43,627
The colon.

637
00:41:44,503 --> 00:41:46,547
What does it look like?

638
00:41:47,256 --> 00:41:48,674
[MAN] Hey, get out of there.

639
00:41:49,216 --> 00:41:50,217
Kent!

640
00:41:50,301 --> 00:41:51,635
- [WOMAN] Cut!
- What?

641
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:56,932
- You're in front of the teleprompter.
- Ow. Well, I didn't know.

642
00:41:57,016 --> 00:41:59,852
- There's something I have to tell you.
- Did you get my dry cleaning?

643
00:41:59,935 --> 00:42:01,979
Yes, but there's something
you should know.

644
00:42:02,062 --> 00:42:04,398
- The gravy stain.
- No, no, that came out.

645
00:42:04,481 --> 00:42:07,443
Chris and Mitch, they're not working,
they're at a party.

646
00:42:07,526 --> 00:42:08,694
With girls.

647
00:42:11,614 --> 00:42:14,241
- I want you to show me where.
- My pleasure.

648
00:42:14,783 --> 00:42:17,203
[YELLING LIKE TARZAN]

649
00:42:17,286 --> 00:42:19,330
["ONE NIGHT LOVE AFFAIR"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

650
00:42:19,413 --> 00:42:24,960
<i>♪ But I never thought
That I'd be touching you ♪</i>

651
00:42:27,671 --> 00:42:29,882
<i>♪ How was I to know ♪</i>

652
00:42:30,925 --> 00:42:33,677
<i>♪ I'd let my feelings go ♪</i>

653
00:42:35,346 --> 00:42:40,351
<i>♪ And that I'd be yours
Before the night was through ♪</i>

654
00:42:43,062 --> 00:42:44,104
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

655
00:42:44,188 --> 00:42:47,358
<i>♪ One night love affair ♪</i>

656
00:42:47,441 --> 00:42:51,070
<i>♪ Tryin' to make like we don't care ♪</i>

657
00:42:53,530 --> 00:42:57,451
- Hi, are you busy?
- Yes. No. No.

658
00:42:57,534 --> 00:43:01,622
Do you wanna help test
my rebreather? Come on!

659
00:43:01,705 --> 00:43:02,748
[MITCH] Sure!

660
00:43:03,749 --> 00:43:06,418
<i>♪ Pretendin' it ain't there ♪</i>

661
00:43:08,963 --> 00:43:12,841
It's actually a simple principle.
It's basically a filter.

662
00:43:12,925 --> 00:43:17,596
It lets the CO2 out and the O2 back in,
like a plant. But no bubbles.

663
00:43:18,889 --> 00:43:22,810
- How come you're not, uh...?
- Necking? I'm not gay!

664
00:43:22,893 --> 00:43:24,561
No, partying.

665
00:43:25,396 --> 00:43:28,899
Oh. Because I'm 19 and I'm brilliant
and I'm hyperkinetic.

666
00:43:28,983 --> 00:43:30,442
So guys are a little afraid.

667
00:43:30,526 --> 00:43:32,945
Probably, if I stopped
to think about it, I'd be upset.

668
00:43:34,697 --> 00:43:36,573
I think you're very nice.

669
00:43:37,157 --> 00:43:39,201
<i>♪ But I lose control ♪</i>

670
00:43:40,077 --> 00:43:41,578
I think you're nice too.

671
00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:47,626
Do you want to try this?

672
00:43:48,502 --> 00:43:49,503
Yeah.

673
00:43:55,467 --> 00:43:58,262
- It's lighter in the water.
- [MITCH] How about you?

674
00:43:58,345 --> 00:43:59,346
[JORDAN YELLS]

675
00:44:01,765 --> 00:44:05,728
<i>♪ We were both reachin' out
For somethin' ♪</i>

676
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,647
<i>- ♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪</i>
- [MUSIC STOPS]

677
00:44:08,731 --> 00:44:10,733
[BOY] Hey, what's with the music?

678
00:44:10,816 --> 00:44:12,026
Taylor!

679
00:44:13,402 --> 00:44:14,695
[MUFFLED] Taylor!

680
00:44:15,571 --> 00:44:17,573
- [MITCH COUGHS]
- [BOY] Come on! Turn it back on!

681
00:44:19,325 --> 00:44:21,285
[HATHAWAY]
You're supposed to be in the lab.

682
00:44:21,368 --> 00:44:22,411
I was, I just...

683
00:44:22,494 --> 00:44:25,372
You're at Pacific Tech to work,
not to play doctor.

684
00:44:25,456 --> 00:44:28,334
- I was working. I just got delayed.
- Yeah, where's Knight?

685
00:44:28,417 --> 00:44:31,628
- You both make me sick. What? Yeah. Oh.
- Kent!

686
00:44:33,505 --> 00:44:36,216
I took a big chance
in recommending a 15-year-old.

687
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:40,429
I can see now that I made a mistake.
Hope you're proud of yourself.

688
00:44:47,728 --> 00:44:50,147
- Dr. Hathaway?
- What?

689
00:44:50,230 --> 00:44:51,523
Are you wearing makeup?

690
00:44:54,526 --> 00:44:55,527
What?

691
00:44:57,488 --> 00:44:58,489
[MUSIC RESUMES]

692
00:44:58,572 --> 00:45:00,783
<i>♪ One night love affair ♪</i>

693
00:45:00,866 --> 00:45:05,412
[BOY WHOOPS] Cannonball!

694
00:45:27,935 --> 00:45:32,731
I need just one more course
to complete my humanities credits.

695
00:45:32,815 --> 00:45:35,150
[CARTER] No, I don't know
what to tell you, man.

696
00:45:42,074 --> 00:45:44,076
[KEYPAD CLICKING]

697
00:45:45,494 --> 00:45:49,540
[MITCH] Yes, I'd like to make
a collect call to Mrs. Bill Taylor.

698
00:45:49,623 --> 00:45:52,376
- Ah. Come on, come on, come on.
- [MITCH] Mitch Taylor.

699
00:45:54,086 --> 00:45:56,755
- [KENT] I got an idea. I got a great idea.
- [CARTER] What?

700
00:45:56,839 --> 00:45:58,549
- What?
- [KENT] Hold it down!

701
00:45:58,632 --> 00:46:00,050
[MITCH] Mom, I...

702
00:46:04,513 --> 00:46:05,556
I want to come home.

703
00:46:14,857 --> 00:46:17,651
- [MITCH] <i>Mom, are you there?</i>
- [MOM] <i>Baby, you sound upset.</i>

704
00:46:17,734 --> 00:46:19,945
<i>- What's wrong?</i>
- I don't like it here anymore.

705
00:46:20,028 --> 00:46:21,947
I wanna come home and live with you.

706
00:46:23,449 --> 00:46:26,285
You rented out my room?! Mom, to who?

707
00:46:26,368 --> 00:46:28,620
[MOM] <i>You remember Mr. Echevarria,</i>
<i>he's the plumber.</i>

708
00:46:30,289 --> 00:46:31,290
- Listen.
- [MITCH] <i>Mom...</i>

709
00:46:31,373 --> 00:46:33,375
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

710
00:46:42,134 --> 00:46:44,136
So where were you last night?

711
00:46:44,219 --> 00:46:46,555
The lab, where you were supposed to be.

712
00:46:48,557 --> 00:46:50,726
Mmm. Yeah.

713
00:46:50,809 --> 00:46:54,354
Jordan said that Hathaway got down
on you. What exactly did he, uh...?

714
00:46:57,941 --> 00:47:00,068
Let me hold on to that thought
and get back to you.

715
00:47:06,742 --> 00:47:09,119
[MITCH OVER SPEAKERS] <i>Mom.</i>
<i>Mom, are you there?</i>

716
00:47:09,203 --> 00:47:11,330
[MOM] <i>Baby, you sound upset. What's wrong?</i>

717
00:47:11,413 --> 00:47:14,875
[MITCH] <i>I don't like it here anymore.</i>
<i>I wanna come home and live with you.</i>

718
00:47:14,958 --> 00:47:18,128
[MOM] <i>It's not for you to like,</i>
<i>it's for you to do.</i>

719
00:47:18,212 --> 00:47:19,630
<i>You're 15 years old now.</i>

720
00:47:19,713 --> 00:47:22,216
[MITCH] <i>I wanna</i>
<i>come home and live with you.</i>

721
00:47:22,299 --> 00:47:25,761
- [MOM] <i>You want to live with me and Daddy?</i>
<i>- Yeah. And Dad too.</i>

722
00:47:26,261 --> 00:47:31,141
<i>- I wanna go back to high school.</i>
- [MOM] <i>Daddy's rented out your room.</i>

723
00:47:31,225 --> 00:47:32,309
[MITCH] <i>My room?</i>

724
00:47:32,392 --> 00:47:35,562
<i>- Mom, to who?!</i>
- [MOM] <i>Mr. Echevarria, he's the plumber.</i>

725
00:47:35,646 --> 00:47:40,150
[MITCH] <i>Mr. Echevarria and I can share it.</i>
<i>Mom, I don't wanna stay here anymore.</i>

726
00:47:40,234 --> 00:47:43,737
[MOM] <i>Now, Mitchie, that doesn't sound</i>
<i>like Mama's little soldier.</i>

727
00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:45,531
[DAD] <i>Mitch, it's your dad.</i>

728
00:47:47,157 --> 00:47:49,618
- [MITCH] <i>Hi, Dad.</i>
<i>- Are you crying?</i>

729
00:47:49,701 --> 00:47:54,164
- [MITCH] <i>Yes, sir. I'm sorry.</i>
<i>- Well, I hope nobody sees you.</i>

730
00:47:54,248 --> 00:47:57,501
- [MITCH] <i>I'm just a kid.</i>
<i>- You've never been just a kid.</i>

731
00:48:15,394 --> 00:48:17,688
[SIGHS] Okay.

732
00:48:21,275 --> 00:48:24,403
If you wanna leave, go ahead.

733
00:48:26,196 --> 00:48:29,199
But, uh, you're gonna miss the fun.

734
00:48:30,117 --> 00:48:31,618
What fun?

735
00:48:31,702 --> 00:48:34,871
Ick invented a new virus and we're going
to release it in Kent's room.

736
00:48:35,622 --> 00:48:38,000
The other night I needed your help
and you just wanted to party.

737
00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:40,419
I did help you. I tried to help you relax.

738
00:48:40,502 --> 00:48:44,006
Being snubbed by beauticians
is not my idea of relaxing.

739
00:48:44,089 --> 00:48:45,424
Student beauticians.

740
00:48:47,634 --> 00:48:51,638
You know, I thought this place
was different. But it's just the same.

741
00:48:52,222 --> 00:48:55,350
In high school, they stuffed me
in a mailbox. Did I tell you that?

742
00:48:55,434 --> 00:48:58,353
My teachers disliked me
because I was smarter than they were.

743
00:48:58,437 --> 00:49:02,316
Students hated me because I blew
the bell curve. Does that sound familiar?

744
00:49:02,399 --> 00:49:04,192
Mitch, I was just like you.

745
00:49:04,276 --> 00:49:08,280
My mother used to dress me
in white shirts and Hush Puppies,

746
00:49:08,363 --> 00:49:10,866
guaranteeing
that a girl would never talk to me.

747
00:49:10,949 --> 00:49:14,911
When I first came here,
for three years I studied all the time.

748
00:49:15,579 --> 00:49:16,955
- You?
- Yeah.

749
00:49:18,582 --> 00:49:22,669
Then one night, when sitting
in this chair right here, I had a vision.

750
00:49:22,753 --> 00:49:24,546
- What?
- Hollyfeld.

751
00:49:25,797 --> 00:49:29,176
- The guy in the closet?
- Lazlo Hollyfeld.

752
00:49:30,010 --> 00:49:33,722
And I followed him into the closet,
down into the steam tunnels.

753
00:49:34,264 --> 00:49:38,352
And there I saw the most disgusting thing
I've ever seen in my life.

754
00:49:38,435 --> 00:49:40,812
- What?
- Hollyfeld in his pajamas.

755
00:49:42,272 --> 00:49:45,067
- So?
- So I talked to him.

756
00:49:45,150 --> 00:49:46,777
- You did?
- Yeah.

757
00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:50,238
He used to be the number one stud
around here in the '70s.

758
00:49:50,322 --> 00:49:53,033
[WHISPERS] Smarter than you
and me put together.

759
00:49:53,116 --> 00:49:55,702
- So, what happened? Did he crack?
- [IN NORMAL VOICE] Yes.

760
00:49:55,786 --> 00:49:57,204
He cracked, severely.

761
00:49:57,913 --> 00:50:01,333
- Why?
- He loved his work.

762
00:50:01,416 --> 00:50:05,337
- Well, what's wrong with that?
- Nothing. But that's all he did.

763
00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:09,049
He loved solving problems,
he loved coming up with the answers.

764
00:50:09,132 --> 00:50:13,303
But he thought that the answers were
the answers for everything.

765
00:50:15,138 --> 00:50:17,182
All science, no philosophy.

766
00:50:17,265 --> 00:50:21,269
One day, someone tells him that the stuff
he was making was killing people.

767
00:50:24,064 --> 00:50:27,109
So, what's your point?
I'm gonna end up in a steam tunnel?

768
00:50:27,776 --> 00:50:29,653
- Yeah.
- What?

769
00:50:29,736 --> 00:50:32,739
You are, if you keep up like this.

770
00:50:32,823 --> 00:50:35,367
Mitch, you don't need
to run away from here.

771
00:50:35,450 --> 00:50:37,411
When you're smart, people need you.

772
00:50:38,995 --> 00:50:42,040
- You can use your mind creatively.
- Yeah.

773
00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:45,877
- I noticed you don't study too hard.
- Bingo.

774
00:50:50,632 --> 00:50:54,845
Yeah, but if I stay, what should I do?

775
00:50:54,928 --> 00:50:58,390
First thing, get even with Kent.
It's a moral imperative.

776
00:51:02,602 --> 00:51:04,062
- Yeah.
- Yeah!

777
00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:08,817
- Now you try it.
- Yeah!

778
00:51:10,444 --> 00:51:13,572
- That's good. Now let's unpack.
- Right.

779
00:51:16,366 --> 00:51:17,701
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

780
00:51:17,784 --> 00:51:19,786
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

781
00:51:30,505 --> 00:51:32,507
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

782
00:51:34,885 --> 00:51:38,388
Which is what makes Darlington so sweet.
You get everything.

783
00:51:38,472 --> 00:51:42,267
- Yeah, but Knight's got that locked.
- Maybe he does, maybe he doesn't.

784
00:51:46,855 --> 00:51:47,856
Okay! Psst!

785
00:51:48,398 --> 00:51:50,817
Come on. Come on, you guys. He's gone.

786
00:51:59,701 --> 00:52:01,411
Kent put his name on his plate.

787
00:52:01,495 --> 00:52:03,413
[MITCH] My mom does the same thing
with my underwear.

788
00:52:03,497 --> 00:52:05,874
Your mother puts license plates
in your underwear? How do you sit?

789
00:52:07,751 --> 00:52:08,919
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

790
00:52:15,634 --> 00:52:17,636
[AIR HISSING]

791
00:52:22,390 --> 00:52:23,391
Hey, Kent.

792
00:52:25,435 --> 00:52:26,895
That's your car.

793
00:52:26,978 --> 00:52:29,815
Kent, you know you're not supposed
to park that on campus.

794
00:52:29,898 --> 00:52:31,233
You know, this isn't funny.

795
00:52:33,026 --> 00:52:35,570
- You've gone too far this time.
- I had help.

796
00:52:37,781 --> 00:52:38,782
You, huh?

797
00:52:40,242 --> 00:52:41,910
I'm gonna get you guys.

798
00:52:41,993 --> 00:52:45,622
Dr. Hathaway's gonna hear
all about this. You'll rue the day!

799
00:52:45,705 --> 00:52:49,125
- "Rue the day"? Who talks like that?
- I don't know.

800
00:52:56,258 --> 00:52:57,509
[DOORBELL RINGS]

801
00:53:01,137 --> 00:53:03,348
Wow. Hello.

802
00:53:04,015 --> 00:53:05,016
Hi.

803
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:07,644
Well...

804
00:53:10,272 --> 00:53:12,274
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

805
00:53:13,733 --> 00:53:16,945
Listen, Jerry asked me to drop by.
What did he ask you to do?

806
00:53:17,028 --> 00:53:20,031
- What?
- Which word didn't you understand?

807
00:53:20,782 --> 00:53:22,993
- Are you here for the meeting?
- What meeting?

808
00:53:23,076 --> 00:53:25,328
- I don't know.
- Okay.

809
00:53:26,663 --> 00:53:29,249
- Look, I'm just waiting.
- Great.

810
00:53:30,375 --> 00:53:34,087
What it comes down to, if you can't do it,
we'll have to get somebody else.

811
00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:38,967
- I have a timetable, doctor.
- We're very close, everything'll be fine.

812
00:53:39,050 --> 00:53:42,596
Don, remember, you work for me.
I think I've made my point, haven't I?

813
00:53:42,679 --> 00:53:46,558
- Crystal clear. Really.
- Anything I should know about, boys?

814
00:53:46,641 --> 00:53:49,853
- I'll be with you in a moment.
- Goodbye, Jerry. And good luck.

815
00:53:49,936 --> 00:53:50,937
Susan.

816
00:53:51,479 --> 00:53:53,607
Well, I guess this is goodbye.

817
00:53:54,149 --> 00:53:57,360
I'm sorry I didn't get a chance
to know you at all.

818
00:53:59,613 --> 00:54:03,366
I can't stand it. Have you ever seen
a body like this before in your life?

819
00:54:03,450 --> 00:54:07,203
- She happens to be my daughter.
- Oh. Well, then I guess you have.

820
00:54:07,996 --> 00:54:09,539
- Coming, Don?
- Yeah.

821
00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:16,046
Seriously, listen, if there's ever
anything I can do for you or...

822
00:54:16,796 --> 00:54:19,633
more the point, to you,
you let me know, okay?

823
00:54:20,425 --> 00:54:23,053
Can you hammer a spike
through a board with your penis?

824
00:54:23,136 --> 00:54:26,139
- Not right now.
- A girl's gotta have her standards.

825
00:54:26,222 --> 00:54:27,432
Susan.

826
00:54:31,019 --> 00:54:33,897
- That is a very smart girl.
- What do you think you're doing?

827
00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:35,941
- You said, come over.
- Stay off the rug.

828
00:54:38,276 --> 00:54:39,611
Take off your shoes.

829
00:54:40,403 --> 00:54:41,988
- What's up, doc?
- Sit down.

830
00:54:43,156 --> 00:54:46,242
- Who were those guys?
- You are no longer of any use to me!

831
00:54:46,326 --> 00:54:48,620
Interesting way to open up a conversation.

832
00:54:48,703 --> 00:54:50,330
I'm giving Kent the Darlington job.

833
00:54:50,413 --> 00:54:52,916
Did you suddenly find humor?
You gave me the job.

834
00:54:52,999 --> 00:54:55,752
- You need a degree.
- I can pass your exam.

835
00:54:55,835 --> 00:54:57,712
Even if you pass, you don't pass.

836
00:54:58,254 --> 00:55:03,468
- Why don't you leave right now?
- Okay, fine. I'll go to Dr. Meredith.

837
00:55:03,551 --> 00:55:06,012
The work I've done on laser alone
should merit a degree.

838
00:55:06,096 --> 00:55:09,975
You can tell him anything you like.
Who will he believe, you or me?

839
00:55:11,768 --> 00:55:15,271
- You can't do this.
- It's done. You're out. Now get out!

840
00:55:15,855 --> 00:55:17,899
And I'll make sure
you never work in this field again.

841
00:55:18,900 --> 00:55:21,277
- You unbelievable bastard.
- Count on it.

842
00:55:28,076 --> 00:55:30,078
[POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

843
00:55:47,387 --> 00:55:48,388
What are you doing?

844
00:55:52,726 --> 00:55:56,604
Self-realization. I was thinking
of the immortal words of Socrates,

845
00:55:56,688 --> 00:55:57,689
who said:

846
00:55:59,399 --> 00:56:00,442
"I drank what?"

847
00:56:01,943 --> 00:56:03,278
Is there something wrong?

848
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:08,408
Hathaway is going
to flunk me out of school.

849
00:56:09,325 --> 00:56:11,661
- Why?
- I screwed up.

850
00:56:13,872 --> 00:56:16,875
- What are you gonna do?
- I guess I'll leave.

851
00:56:16,958 --> 00:56:20,253
You can't do that. You'll be a failure!

852
00:56:21,421 --> 00:56:22,422
Thank you, Mitch.

853
00:56:28,219 --> 00:56:30,722
You just can't leave. You owe me 10 bucks.

854
00:56:37,020 --> 00:56:38,438
You can't quit now.

855
00:56:39,147 --> 00:56:44,486
If for no other reason than just to see
a five-megawatt laser fire. Just once.

856
00:56:45,070 --> 00:56:46,237
That would be nice.

857
00:56:49,074 --> 00:56:52,202
- You gotta finish what you start.
- Who said that?

858
00:56:52,285 --> 00:56:53,453
You know that.

859
00:56:54,871 --> 00:56:59,375
That's right, Mitch. But that is
no way to motivate somebody.

860
00:57:02,587 --> 00:57:04,589
You've got to get even
with Jerry Hathaway.

861
00:57:05,465 --> 00:57:07,592
It's a moral imperative.

862
00:57:07,675 --> 00:57:09,969
["NUMBER ONE" PLAYING]

863
00:57:10,053 --> 00:57:11,262
That's a good point.

864
00:57:15,100 --> 00:57:19,270
<i>♪ Number one is a hard time
In the making ♪</i>

865
00:57:23,149 --> 00:57:27,320
<i>♪ Number two is the one plane
I'm not taking ♪</i>

866
00:57:30,990 --> 00:57:35,245
<i>♪ Number three goes on one knee
For a token ♪</i>

867
00:57:35,328 --> 00:57:37,330
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

868
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:43,211
<i>♪ Number four is the short straw
But it's broken ♪</i>

869
00:57:46,798 --> 00:57:50,927
<i>♪ I'd give my all just to be number one ♪</i>

870
00:57:53,263 --> 00:57:54,931
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

871
00:57:55,014 --> 00:57:59,102
<i>♪ Number one is a hard time
In the making ♪</i>

872
00:58:02,856 --> 00:58:04,858
<i>- ♪ Don't give ♪
- ♪ Don't give ♪</i>

873
00:58:04,941 --> 00:58:06,818
<i>- ♪ A damn ♪
- ♪ A damn ♪</i>

874
00:58:06,901 --> 00:58:08,820
<i>- ♪ What else ♪
- ♪ What else ♪</i>

875
00:58:08,903 --> 00:58:10,864
<i>- ♪ I am ♪
- ♪ I am ♪</i>

876
00:58:10,947 --> 00:58:12,866
<i>- ♪ I am ♪
- ♪ I am ♪</i>

877
00:58:12,949 --> 00:58:15,118
<i>♪ The man in the making ♪</i>

878
00:58:15,201 --> 00:58:18,037
<i>♪ Making, making, making ♪</i>

879
00:58:18,913 --> 00:58:23,001
<i>♪ Number five is a bad ride
'Round the circuit ♪</i>

880
00:58:26,796 --> 00:58:30,925
<i>♪ Number six is a sad dream
When you're working ♪</i>

881
00:58:34,846 --> 00:58:38,600
<i>♪ I'd give the world
If I could be number one ♪</i>

882
00:58:42,478 --> 00:58:46,941
<i>♪ Number one is the one way
To salvation ♪</i>

883
00:58:50,820 --> 00:58:52,697
<i>- ♪ I'll do ♪
- ♪ I'll do ♪</i>

884
00:58:52,780 --> 00:58:54,657
<i>- ♪ My best ♪
- ♪ My best ♪</i>

885
00:58:54,741 --> 00:58:56,659
<i>- ♪ To beat ♪
- ♪ To beat ♪</i>

886
00:58:56,743 --> 00:58:58,661
<i>- ♪ The rest ♪
- ♪ The rest ♪</i>

887
00:58:58,745 --> 00:59:00,663
<i>- ♪ And be ♪
- ♪ And be ♪</i>

888
00:59:00,747 --> 00:59:02,999
<i>♪ The best in the nation ♪</i>

889
00:59:03,082 --> 00:59:05,919
<i>♪ Nation, nation, nation ♪</i>

890
00:59:06,711 --> 00:59:08,546
<i>- ♪ I'll stake ♪
- ♪ I'll stake ♪</i>

891
00:59:08,630 --> 00:59:10,632
<i>- ♪ My claim ♪
- ♪ My claim ♪</i>

892
00:59:10,715 --> 00:59:12,592
<i>- ♪ I'll make ♪
- ♪ I'll make ♪</i>

893
00:59:12,675 --> 00:59:14,594
<i>- ♪ My name ♪
- ♪ My name ♪</i>

894
00:59:14,677 --> 00:59:16,512
<i>- ♪ My love ♪
- ♪ My love ♪</i>

895
00:59:16,596 --> 00:59:18,723
<i>♪ My game, my vocation ♪</i>

896
00:59:18,806 --> 00:59:21,559
<i>♪ Vocation, vocation, vocation ♪</i>

897
00:59:22,268 --> 00:59:23,519
[EXCLAIMS]

898
00:59:23,603 --> 00:59:25,605
[SCREAMING]

899
00:59:58,554 --> 01:00:02,475
<i>♪ I'd give my all just to be number one ♪</i>

900
01:00:06,437 --> 01:00:09,899
<i>♪ I'd give my all just to be number ♪</i>

901
01:00:10,483 --> 01:00:14,320
<i>♪ I'd give my all just to be number one ♪</i>

902
01:00:14,404 --> 01:00:16,447
<i>- ♪ Don't give ♪
- ♪ Don't give ♪</i>

903
01:00:16,531 --> 01:00:18,408
<i>- ♪ A damn ♪
- ♪ A damn ♪</i>

904
01:00:18,491 --> 01:00:20,368
<i>- ♪ What else ♪
- ♪ What else ♪</i>

905
01:00:20,451 --> 01:00:22,328
<i>- ♪ I am ♪
- ♪ I am ♪</i>

906
01:00:22,412 --> 01:00:24,372
<i>- ♪ I am ♪
- ♪ I am ♪</i>

907
01:00:24,455 --> 01:00:26,541
<i>♪ The man in the making ♪</i>

908
01:00:28,835 --> 01:00:30,795
No. Vito, not again.

909
01:00:31,754 --> 01:00:33,506
Not in the mailbox, Vito.

910
01:00:33,589 --> 01:00:34,966
- No!
- Mitch.

911
01:00:36,009 --> 01:00:37,010
Mitch.

912
01:00:42,181 --> 01:00:43,891
Why don't you get some sleep.

913
01:00:45,518 --> 01:00:49,188
It's not like we're driving or anything.
You're still a growing boy, I hope.

914
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:55,361
Hey, Lazlo.

915
01:00:58,573 --> 01:00:59,741
Lazlo?

916
01:01:01,659 --> 01:01:02,702
Oh.

917
01:01:02,785 --> 01:01:05,705
That's me. Hello.

918
01:01:07,290 --> 01:01:08,374
I've been watching you.

919
01:01:11,461 --> 01:01:12,462
Thanks.

920
01:01:14,547 --> 01:01:17,759
Well, I thought you might need
some help with the test,

921
01:01:17,842 --> 01:01:21,220
so I found every question
Hathaway's ever asked

922
01:01:21,304 --> 01:01:23,681
on every final he's ever given.

923
01:01:23,765 --> 01:01:26,726
Gee, I didn't get you anything.

924
01:01:26,809 --> 01:01:27,935
Are those they?

925
01:01:30,563 --> 01:01:31,564
No.

926
01:01:32,315 --> 01:01:35,318
These are entries
into the Frito-Lay sweepstakes.

927
01:01:35,401 --> 01:01:38,529
No purchase necessary.
Enter as often as you want, so I am.

928
01:01:38,613 --> 01:01:41,657
That's great! How many times?

929
01:01:41,741 --> 01:01:46,037
Well, this batch makes it 1,650,000.

930
01:01:47,372 --> 01:01:50,458
I should win 32.6% of the prizes,
including the car.

931
01:01:51,334 --> 01:01:53,127
That kind of takes the fun out of it,
doesn't it?

932
01:01:54,921 --> 01:01:56,923
But they set up the rules.

933
01:01:57,006 --> 01:02:00,593
And I've come to realize
I have certain materialistic needs.

934
01:02:01,177 --> 01:02:02,178
So, uh...

935
01:02:03,513 --> 01:02:04,597
Where are the questions?

936
01:02:06,516 --> 01:02:07,725
I memorized them.

937
01:02:08,851 --> 01:02:09,852
Sure.

938
01:02:13,314 --> 01:02:14,315
Uh...

939
01:02:15,983 --> 01:02:17,443
I gotta go to sleep.

940
01:02:18,820 --> 01:02:20,822
Did you wanna borrow my pajamas?

941
01:02:21,697 --> 01:02:23,783
No. No, thanks.

942
01:02:27,036 --> 01:02:29,497
- Hey, he's a pretty smart kid.
- Yeah.

943
01:02:31,624 --> 01:02:34,293
He's gonna grow five inches
in the next year.

944
01:02:40,591 --> 01:02:42,218
- [WOMAN] Mitch?
- Jordan?

945
01:02:47,181 --> 01:02:48,266
Mitch Taylor?

946
01:02:49,767 --> 01:02:52,186
Uh, who...?

947
01:02:52,270 --> 01:02:56,524
My name is Sherry Nugil.
I've been waiting three years for this.

948
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,902
- For what?
- For you to be old enough.

949
01:03:00,736 --> 01:03:02,989
- For what?
- For this.

950
01:03:06,951 --> 01:03:08,953
[WHIRRING LOUDLY]

951
01:03:12,874 --> 01:03:13,958
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

952
01:03:17,211 --> 01:03:18,212
Come in!

953
01:03:21,424 --> 01:03:23,885
Oh, hi, Mitch! I'm just sanding my floor!

954
01:03:25,970 --> 01:03:27,972
Could you turn that off a second?!

955
01:03:32,268 --> 01:03:34,645
What's the matter?
How come you're so sweaty?

956
01:03:34,729 --> 01:03:39,150
I came back from helping Chris,
and there was a woman in my room.

957
01:03:39,233 --> 01:03:41,235
[POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

958
01:03:41,903 --> 01:03:46,032
- Pardon?
- A woman. You know, she was an adult.

959
01:03:46,115 --> 01:03:48,326
- Oh.
- Well, she wanted...

960
01:03:49,285 --> 01:03:50,620
She wanted to...

961
01:03:51,287 --> 01:03:53,915
- Oh, God. How can I say this?
- Jump you?

962
01:03:55,082 --> 01:03:57,084
- Yeah.
- You made it with her?

963
01:03:57,793 --> 01:04:01,631
- No. That's what was unbelievable.
- Pardon?

964
01:04:03,341 --> 01:04:06,594
It's true. I stopped her.
I told her I didn't want to.

965
01:04:06,677 --> 01:04:07,678
Why?

966
01:04:09,430 --> 01:04:11,098
'Cause I really did want to.

967
01:04:14,519 --> 01:04:19,524
- Huh?
- I wanted to. But... not with her.

968
01:04:22,443 --> 01:04:23,653
Oh.

969
01:04:39,710 --> 01:04:42,547
- This is my class hour.
- It is the 10th of May, Jer.

970
01:04:42,630 --> 01:04:45,758
- What, Don? What are you doing here?
- What am I doing...?

971
01:04:45,841 --> 01:04:47,802
What are you doing here?!

972
01:04:47,885 --> 01:04:51,222
You don't realize, Decker is dangerous!
Where's the laser?!

973
01:04:51,305 --> 01:04:54,141
- It's coming.
- [SCOFFS] It's not even breathing hard.

974
01:04:54,225 --> 01:04:56,894
Jerry, he wants the laser
by the end of the week!

975
01:04:56,978 --> 01:05:00,273
Now, you listen to me! You groveling bug!

976
01:05:00,356 --> 01:05:04,652
I have exams! I am doing what I can,
so get off my back!

977
01:05:05,945 --> 01:05:10,491
Well, that should just about do the trick,
as long as you stay cool.

978
01:05:11,534 --> 01:05:14,704
- Let's go, girls.
- [BODIE] What do you mean by that?

979
01:05:14,787 --> 01:05:19,250
It's a figure of speech, Bodie.
You guys coming to the exam or what?

980
01:05:19,333 --> 01:05:24,213
I guess so, seeing as Hathaway's gone
through all the trouble of having one.

981
01:05:24,297 --> 01:05:25,715
You coming, buddy boy?

982
01:05:26,465 --> 01:05:30,177
Uh, I'll catch up to you guys.
I have to go to the bathroom.

983
01:05:30,261 --> 01:05:33,973
Okay, Kent. I don't think that's gonna
help your confidence any, do you?

984
01:05:40,021 --> 01:05:41,439
Buddy boy.

985
01:05:42,398 --> 01:05:43,608
Buddy boy.

986
01:05:45,818 --> 01:05:48,070
Let's see how funny you think this is.

987
01:05:54,243 --> 01:05:55,453
Buddy boy.

988
01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:03,502
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

989
01:06:05,588 --> 01:06:07,465
All right, we...

990
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:15,222
We have exactly three hours for this.

991
01:06:15,306 --> 01:06:18,934
And remember, we believe
in the honor system here, boys and girls.

992
01:06:19,018 --> 01:06:21,145
Though it will be apparent to me

993
01:06:21,228 --> 01:06:25,232
how many of you have absorbed
this material and how many of you haven't.

994
01:06:25,316 --> 01:06:28,235
Take one, pass it back,
just like your IQ was normal.

995
01:06:28,319 --> 01:06:30,404
Good luck, buddy boy.

996
01:06:30,488 --> 01:06:33,074
Do you mind if I name
my first child after you?

997
01:06:33,157 --> 01:06:35,660
"Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.

998
01:06:36,118 --> 01:06:38,120
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

999
01:07:39,306 --> 01:07:40,307
[BOY] Whoa!

1000
01:08:09,336 --> 01:08:10,504
What?

1001
01:08:10,588 --> 01:08:12,047
No. No!

1002
01:08:13,215 --> 01:08:14,216
No!

1003
01:08:19,305 --> 01:08:20,765
No, no!

1004
01:08:28,731 --> 01:08:31,066
My condolences
on your meltdown, Knight.

1005
01:08:32,902 --> 01:08:34,153
What meltdown, Kent?

1006
01:08:36,447 --> 01:08:38,324
I'm not saying that you had one...

1007
01:08:39,241 --> 01:08:40,743
because how would I know?

1008
01:08:41,494 --> 01:08:43,037
But just in case you do.

1009
01:08:44,371 --> 01:08:47,082
- You slime.
- It's your own fault, Knight.

1010
01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:50,461
Didn't anyone ever tell you
to make sure your optics are clean?

1011
01:08:59,053 --> 01:08:59,887
[YELLS]

1012
01:09:27,748 --> 01:09:29,750
[EXCLAIMING]

1013
01:09:31,669 --> 01:09:35,089
I can do it!
How does it feel to be frozen?!

1014
01:09:35,172 --> 01:09:37,883
Yeah! Ice is nice!

1015
01:09:37,967 --> 01:09:41,095
- Lazlo, buddy! Have you seen Mitch?
- Uh... No.

1016
01:09:41,178 --> 01:09:43,430
- No? Mitch!
- No. He's not in there.

1017
01:09:44,181 --> 01:09:48,060
- How'd you do?
- How? I passed! But I failed! Yeah!

1018
01:09:48,143 --> 01:09:50,771
- Well, then I'm happy and sad for you.
- Thank you.

1019
01:09:51,730 --> 01:09:54,275
Gotta find Mitch. Mitch!

1020
01:09:54,358 --> 01:09:56,485
That's beautiful. He's not in the toilet.

1021
01:09:56,569 --> 01:10:00,322
I'm gonna freeze it and get
at least an order of magnitude.

1022
01:10:00,406 --> 01:10:03,075
Because it's gonna be frozen.
I think I can do it.

1023
01:10:03,158 --> 01:10:05,911
Not sure. I gotta find Mitch.
Take care. Bye!

1024
01:10:06,745 --> 01:10:09,415
Hey, man! You're not Mitch.
And you're not either.

1025
01:10:09,498 --> 01:10:12,710
Hey, Lazlo! Wanna see
a demonstration of gravity? Yeah!

1026
01:10:12,793 --> 01:10:14,503
- I gotta get there!
- Chris!

1027
01:10:14,587 --> 01:10:17,506
It can be done!
That's a window! That's a door!

1028
01:10:17,590 --> 01:10:19,508
That's a hall!

1029
01:10:21,677 --> 01:10:24,597
Yeah! Mitch! Where's your math?!

1030
01:10:26,307 --> 01:10:27,975
[WOMAN YELLS] Hey, you jerk!

1031
01:10:28,058 --> 01:10:30,728
[CHRIS] I'm very sorry.
I'll buy you a car.

1032
01:10:31,395 --> 01:10:33,314
I don't have one. It's my dad's.

1033
01:10:34,523 --> 01:10:36,525
["SUMMERTIME GIRLS" PLAYING]

1034
01:10:36,609 --> 01:10:38,819
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1035
01:10:41,447 --> 01:10:42,531
Mitch!

1036
01:10:43,407 --> 01:10:45,409
[DOORBELL RINGING]

1037
01:10:51,332 --> 01:10:53,834
- [HATHAWAY] What the...?
- Hey! How's it going, Jerry?

1038
01:10:55,044 --> 01:10:56,629
What do you want, Knight?

1039
01:10:56,712 --> 01:11:00,007
World peace. But I don't think
this is the time to discuss it.

1040
01:11:00,090 --> 01:11:03,260
- Get out!
- Something might interest you, Jerry.

1041
01:11:03,344 --> 01:11:06,263
- I'm not interested in anything you say.
- Dr. Hathaway...

1042
01:11:06,347 --> 01:11:07,723
[CHRIS] Susan.

1043
01:11:15,773 --> 01:11:17,483
I solved the power problem, Jerry.

1044
01:11:20,903 --> 01:11:22,279
Jerry?

1045
01:11:22,363 --> 01:11:23,364
Take a cab.

1046
01:11:25,032 --> 01:11:26,951
[CHRIS] So you'll hammer later.

1047
01:11:29,620 --> 01:11:30,704
[SCREAMS]

1048
01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:36,877
[CHRIS] As you know, Mitch and I were
working on the cyanide system.

1049
01:11:36,961 --> 01:11:40,381
Well, earlier today, it ate itself.

1050
01:11:41,215 --> 01:11:45,886
But that's just what we needed
to take a giant step forward.

1051
01:11:45,970 --> 01:11:46,971
Right, Kent?

1052
01:11:48,472 --> 01:11:52,017
Needless to say, I was
a little despondent about the meltdown.

1053
01:11:52,101 --> 01:11:55,938
But then, in the midst
of my preparations for hari-kari,

1054
01:11:56,021 --> 01:11:57,022
it came to me.

1055
01:11:58,107 --> 01:12:02,569
It is possible to synthesize
excited bromide in an argon matrix.

1056
01:12:02,653 --> 01:12:06,031
Yes. It's an excimer,
frozen in its excited state.

1057
01:12:06,115 --> 01:12:07,825
That's impossible.

1058
01:12:07,908 --> 01:12:10,744
It's a chemical laser.
But in solid, not gaseous form.

1059
01:12:11,537 --> 01:12:16,625
Put simply, in deference to you, Kent,
it's like lasing a stick of dynamite.

1060
01:12:16,709 --> 01:12:18,460
As soon as we apply a field,

1061
01:12:18,544 --> 01:12:22,381
we couple to a state
that is radiatively coupled to the ground.

1062
01:12:22,965 --> 01:12:27,928
I figure we can extract 10-to-the-21st
protons per cubic centimeter,

1063
01:12:28,012 --> 01:12:31,223
which will give 1 kilojoule
per cubic centimeter at 600 nanometers

1064
01:12:31,306 --> 01:12:33,809
or 1 megajoule per liter.

1065
01:12:33,892 --> 01:12:35,310
That's hotter than the sun.

1066
01:12:35,394 --> 01:12:37,771
- It's small.
- It's supposed to be small.

1067
01:12:37,855 --> 01:12:40,232
[CHRIS] Of course,
we only have the one sample...

1068
01:12:40,691 --> 01:12:43,902
and it's going
to destroy itself as it lases.

1069
01:12:47,865 --> 01:12:49,324
But everything's going to be fine.

1070
01:12:49,408 --> 01:12:51,660
[MACHINE POWERING UP]

1071
01:12:51,744 --> 01:12:53,328
- Isn't it, Mitch?
- [MITCH] Yeah.

1072
01:12:53,412 --> 01:12:55,414
- This is a complete waste of time.
- [SHUSHING]

1073
01:12:55,497 --> 01:12:58,792
Do me a favor, Kent, put the target
in front of the cinder blocks, will you?

1074
01:13:08,135 --> 01:13:10,345
[MITCH] Okay, come behind the shield.

1075
01:13:19,313 --> 01:13:22,691
[CHRIS] Okay, Mr. Taylor.
Any time you're ready.

1076
01:13:24,151 --> 01:13:25,152
[MITCH] Okay.

1077
01:13:26,028 --> 01:13:27,029
Ready?

1078
01:13:27,696 --> 01:13:28,822
Laser on!

1079
01:13:31,658 --> 01:13:33,118
[CARTER] Whoa!

1080
01:13:35,204 --> 01:13:37,581
- Fantastic!
- [MITCH] All right!

1081
01:13:41,376 --> 01:13:42,377
Look at this!

1082
01:13:47,299 --> 01:13:48,509
[BODIE] Wow.

1083
01:13:51,929 --> 01:13:55,224
- [MITCH] Sorry about the window, sir.
- And the trees across the quad!

1084
01:13:55,307 --> 01:13:56,809
- What a team!
- Yeah!

1085
01:14:00,145 --> 01:14:03,357
- You did it.
- [KENT] I did my part too.

1086
01:14:03,941 --> 01:14:06,318
You graduate. You get the job.

1087
01:14:06,902 --> 01:14:09,905
What?! You can't! That's my job.

1088
01:14:10,697 --> 01:14:14,576
I've done everything you've ever
asked me to. You can't do this!

1089
01:14:14,660 --> 01:14:16,203
Look! Look!

1090
01:14:16,286 --> 01:14:17,996
I teach your classes for you!

1091
01:14:18,664 --> 01:14:21,667
- I get your laundry!
- [CARTER] What is he doing?

1092
01:14:21,750 --> 01:14:23,168
[KENT] Look, look.

1093
01:14:23,836 --> 01:14:26,797
I mounted the optics
for the target-tracking system.

1094
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:28,465
Now look at this mirror.

1095
01:14:28,549 --> 01:14:30,467
Look! Look!

1096
01:14:34,221 --> 01:14:36,807
Wait. Wait.

1097
01:14:36,890 --> 01:14:39,434
- [MITCH] Let's celebrate!
- Absolutely.

1098
01:14:39,518 --> 01:14:41,562
[MITCH] Oh. [LAUGHS]

1099
01:14:42,146 --> 01:14:44,314
[CHRIS] You see anything
unusual on the campus?

1100
01:14:48,944 --> 01:14:51,196
- [ICK] My glasses!
- [JORDAN] Well, try not to wobble.

1101
01:14:52,573 --> 01:14:56,326
- There is a complete hole.
- [CHRIS] That's pretty.

1102
01:14:56,410 --> 01:14:57,411
Look.

1103
01:14:58,328 --> 01:15:00,330
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1104
01:15:10,007 --> 01:15:11,300
Look at that!

1105
01:15:11,383 --> 01:15:13,051
- Let's get a burger.
- [MITCH] Come on.

1106
01:15:13,135 --> 01:15:14,678
- Let's go!
- What, in there?

1107
01:15:14,761 --> 01:15:16,763
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

1108
01:15:23,854 --> 01:15:25,606
- [MITCH] This place is wild.
- What?

1109
01:15:25,689 --> 01:15:27,524
[MITCH] I could clean
those guys out at pool.

1110
01:15:27,608 --> 01:15:28,817
Do you see that?

1111
01:15:28,901 --> 01:15:31,612
You wanna meet her?
She lives in Playa del Rey.

1112
01:15:31,695 --> 01:15:33,864
- Am I gonna meet your parents?
- No.

1113
01:15:34,656 --> 01:15:38,619
- Why? Are you ashamed of me?
- No, them!

1114
01:15:38,702 --> 01:15:39,870
Oh!

1115
01:15:39,953 --> 01:15:42,497
You better remember
the right people to thank on this.

1116
01:15:42,581 --> 01:15:45,709
- Listen up. I'd like to thank my fish.
- What do you mean?

1117
01:15:45,792 --> 01:15:47,794
- And Mr. Ikagami!
- Oh, I love it.

1118
01:15:47,878 --> 01:15:49,296
No, what I was talking about...

1119
01:15:49,379 --> 01:15:51,381
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1120
01:15:52,925 --> 01:15:55,719
- It's, uh...
- What are you trying to say?

1121
01:15:55,802 --> 01:15:56,970
[CHRIS] Lazlo.

1122
01:16:07,606 --> 01:16:10,776
Lazlo, I'm so glad you came out.
You want a hamburger?

1123
01:16:10,859 --> 01:16:12,986
I've been thinking
about your laser solution.

1124
01:16:13,070 --> 01:16:14,071
[CHRIS] Oh, good.

1125
01:16:14,655 --> 01:16:18,408
I figure you've increased
the power output to 6 megawatts.

1126
01:16:18,492 --> 01:16:19,910
[CHRIS] Yeah, about that.

1127
01:16:20,994 --> 01:16:23,956
- What would you use that for?
- Making enormous Swiss cheese?

1128
01:16:25,415 --> 01:16:27,042
The applications are unlimited.

1129
01:16:27,125 --> 01:16:31,630
No. With the fuel you've come up with,
the beam would last for what, 15 seconds?

1130
01:16:31,713 --> 01:16:34,800
- What good is that?
- Oh, Lazlo, that doesn't matter.

1131
01:16:34,883 --> 01:16:36,593
I respect you, but I graduated.

1132
01:16:36,677 --> 01:16:40,055
Let the engineers figure out a use for it.
That's not our concern.

1133
01:16:40,138 --> 01:16:42,641
Maybe somebody already has a use for it,

1134
01:16:42,724 --> 01:16:45,143
one for which it is specifically designed.

1135
01:16:45,227 --> 01:16:48,105
Dr. Hathaway had something
in mind all along?

1136
01:16:48,188 --> 01:16:50,023
Look at the facts.

1137
01:16:50,107 --> 01:16:52,067
Very high power, portable,

1138
01:16:52,150 --> 01:16:55,946
limited firing time, unlimited range.

1139
01:16:56,029 --> 01:17:00,117
All you need is a tracking system
and a large spinning mirror,

1140
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:02,286
and you could vaporize
a human target from space.

1141
01:17:05,038 --> 01:17:06,206
This is not good.

1142
01:17:14,715 --> 01:17:15,716
No.

1143
01:17:16,550 --> 01:17:17,634
[JORDAN] What happened?

1144
01:17:22,306 --> 01:17:23,390
Oh, no.

1145
01:17:25,517 --> 01:17:26,852
- [MITCH] Chris.
- I'm all right.

1146
01:17:32,899 --> 01:17:36,028
- They took everything.
- [CHRIS] Kent's tracking system's gone!

1147
01:17:39,031 --> 01:17:40,991
How could you build that mirror?!

1148
01:17:41,074 --> 01:17:43,035
[OBJECTS CLATTERING]

1149
01:17:50,417 --> 01:17:51,501
He lied to us.

1150
01:17:53,253 --> 01:17:55,088
It's easy to lie to you, Mitch.

1151
01:17:57,215 --> 01:17:58,675
You trust people.

1152
01:17:59,301 --> 01:18:00,427
I'm a cynic.

1153
01:18:03,638 --> 01:18:04,848
I'm such an asshole.

1154
01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:09,019
I understand how you feel, Chris.
And you're right.

1155
01:18:10,062 --> 01:18:12,939
But what we should be doing now
is finding out what he's doing.

1156
01:18:13,690 --> 01:18:14,691
[MITCH] Kent.

1157
01:18:15,692 --> 01:18:17,694
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

1158
01:18:21,948 --> 01:18:23,492
[MITCH] Shh! You guys.

1159
01:18:34,795 --> 01:18:36,463
[HISSING NOISE]

1160
01:18:44,054 --> 01:18:47,182
- We'll have two minutes. Two minutes.
- Pardon?

1161
01:18:48,183 --> 01:18:49,184
[DOOR CLOSES]

1162
01:18:53,271 --> 01:18:55,524
- [BOY] Hi.
- Hi.

1163
01:19:01,238 --> 01:19:02,239
[BODY THUDS]

1164
01:19:14,584 --> 01:19:15,836
Okay, open his mouth.

1165
01:19:18,672 --> 01:19:19,923
Okay. Bulldogs.

1166
01:19:22,259 --> 01:19:23,301
And transceiver.

1167
01:19:24,511 --> 01:19:25,637
And tweezers.

1168
01:19:28,765 --> 01:19:31,518
See, it was the braces
that gave me the idea.

1169
01:19:31,601 --> 01:19:34,855
They're a perfect antennae.
His whole head becomes a speaker.

1170
01:19:34,938 --> 01:19:37,107
[CHRIS] It's about time
someone put it to good use.

1171
01:19:44,906 --> 01:19:45,907
Kent?

1172
01:19:47,617 --> 01:19:50,495
[DISTORTED VOICE] <i>Kent. Wake up, Kent.</i>

1173
01:19:54,291 --> 01:19:55,125
Ow!

1174
01:19:55,208 --> 01:19:56,376
<i>- Kent!</i>
- What?

1175
01:19:56,460 --> 01:19:58,545
<i>I'm talking to you, Kent.</i>

1176
01:20:00,380 --> 01:20:04,301
- What is this?
<i>- I said, I'm talking to you.</i>

1177
01:20:04,384 --> 01:20:06,219
- No.
- Yeah.

1178
01:20:08,346 --> 01:20:10,432
Well, I'm not asleep.

1179
01:20:11,933 --> 01:20:15,187
- I must be overworked.
<i>- You're not overworked, Kent.</i>

1180
01:20:16,104 --> 01:20:17,564
Well, I'm not insane!

1181
01:20:20,650 --> 01:20:23,612
- Or am I?
<i>- That remains to be seen, Kent.</i>

1182
01:20:23,695 --> 01:20:25,864
But we are having a conversation.

1183
01:20:30,869 --> 01:20:34,581
- Okay, who is this?
<i>- This is Jesus, Kent.</i>

1184
01:20:34,664 --> 01:20:38,251
And you've been a very naughty boy!

1185
01:20:40,420 --> 01:20:43,757
All right, who is this?

1186
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:47,219
- Cut the crap, Kent. You built a weapon.
- What?

1187
01:20:47,302 --> 01:20:52,057
What do you think a secret
phase-conjugate tracking system is for?

1188
01:20:53,141 --> 01:20:56,269
<i>A big mirror makes a big beam.</i>

1189
01:21:00,273 --> 01:21:01,525
I guess it could be.

1190
01:21:02,484 --> 01:21:04,319
Where's the laser now?

1191
01:21:05,570 --> 01:21:11,451
I overheard Jerry mention something
about a test on the 27th.

1192
01:21:12,244 --> 01:21:14,037
<i>But I don't know where.
It's classified.</i>

1193
01:21:17,916 --> 01:21:20,919
- What?!
- Oh, uh, nothing.

1194
01:21:21,670 --> 01:21:25,257
I want you to think
about what you've done, Kent.

1195
01:21:26,132 --> 01:21:27,592
And from now on,

1196
01:21:27,676 --> 01:21:30,095
<i>stop playing with yourself!</i>

1197
01:21:35,308 --> 01:21:36,601
It is God.

1198
01:21:37,352 --> 01:21:38,436
Now what?

1199
01:21:42,732 --> 01:21:43,942
Phase two.

1200
01:21:44,025 --> 01:21:46,319
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

1201
01:21:46,403 --> 01:21:47,946
- What is it with you?!
- [DOG BARKS]

1202
01:23:30,674 --> 01:23:31,675
What's that?

1203
01:23:32,592 --> 01:23:37,138
- These military people are so untrusting.
- [CHRIS] We can't get on-base clearance?

1204
01:23:37,222 --> 01:23:40,016
[LAZLO] We will.
It's just gonna take six hours.

1205
01:23:40,100 --> 01:23:42,185
Forget it. We'll balls it.

1206
01:23:42,268 --> 01:23:43,436
How do these look?

1207
01:23:45,355 --> 01:23:47,816
Terrible. Mine looks like him,
and his looks like me.

1208
01:23:49,693 --> 01:23:50,694
Great, I hope.

1209
01:23:50,777 --> 01:23:53,738
- What if these don't fool anybody?
- They shoot us.

1210
01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:00,161
ID?

1211
01:24:03,373 --> 01:24:04,457
[SCATS]

1212
01:24:04,541 --> 01:24:07,043
- Show these to the guard at the next gate.
- Okey-doke. You bet.

1213
01:24:07,127 --> 01:24:08,128
[MITCH COUGHS]

1214
01:24:19,764 --> 01:24:21,182
IDs?

1215
01:24:21,266 --> 01:24:23,059
Hey, can you snap it up, buddy?
We just flew in.

1216
01:24:23,143 --> 01:24:27,063
We're late, we're tired, we're hungry,
we rented this stupid car.

1217
01:24:27,147 --> 01:24:30,775
- Are you out of your mind?
- You gotta intimidate these guys. Be cool.

1218
01:24:31,985 --> 01:24:33,027
You're not on the list.

1219
01:24:33,945 --> 01:24:37,240
List? Not on the list.
Yeah, that's because we're classified.

1220
01:24:37,323 --> 01:24:38,324
[MITCH] Yeah.

1221
01:24:38,408 --> 01:24:39,784
[PHONE RINGS]

1222
01:24:40,285 --> 01:24:41,286
Security.

1223
01:24:42,620 --> 01:24:43,705
Yes, sir.

1224
01:24:43,788 --> 01:24:46,332
Aren't you guys a little young
to be technicians?

1225
01:24:46,416 --> 01:24:48,042
Lasers are a young science.

1226
01:24:48,752 --> 01:24:52,422
Okay. There, fine, you made me say it.
Now we're both in trouble.

1227
01:24:52,505 --> 01:24:54,340
Look, I'll call the duty officer.

1228
01:24:54,924 --> 01:24:57,635
- Uh...
- Hey there, uh, Airborne.

1229
01:25:02,140 --> 01:25:03,224
Don't do that.

1230
01:25:03,308 --> 01:25:06,436
If you make that call, it's our jobs.
We're four hours late.

1231
01:25:06,519 --> 01:25:09,689
- [GUARD] Yes, sir.
- Give us a break, will you, buddy?

1232
01:25:09,773 --> 01:25:12,358
Someday you might be
in the private sector too, right?

1233
01:25:12,442 --> 01:25:13,443
[MITCH] Yeah.

1234
01:25:16,321 --> 01:25:17,322
[GUARD] Yes.

1235
01:25:18,948 --> 01:25:21,409
- We're dead.
- Oh, no.

1236
01:25:23,953 --> 01:25:25,079
[GUARD] Yes, sir.

1237
01:25:25,163 --> 01:25:26,915
- All right.
- I love it.

1238
01:25:29,042 --> 01:25:30,168
[GUARD] Absolutely, sir.

1239
01:25:30,919 --> 01:25:32,212
Consider it done.

1240
01:25:33,087 --> 01:25:34,088
Yes, sir.

1241
01:25:36,966 --> 01:25:40,220
- Look for anything out of the ordinary.
- Okay.

1242
01:25:42,722 --> 01:25:44,599
Mitch. Mitch, come here.

1243
01:25:46,768 --> 01:25:48,102
[MITCH] My God.

1244
01:25:51,898 --> 01:25:52,982
[CHRIS] Okay, come on.

1245
01:25:59,322 --> 01:26:01,324
[BOTH LAUGHING]

1246
01:26:06,329 --> 01:26:07,914
- [MAN 1] Onboard RAM?
- [MAN 2] Check.

1247
01:26:07,997 --> 01:26:10,083
- Loading point processor?
- Check.

1248
01:26:10,166 --> 01:26:11,793
[MAN 1] DMA channel.

1249
01:26:11,876 --> 01:26:13,211
Laser control system.

1250
01:26:13,294 --> 01:26:16,214
[MAN 2] Primary and secondary
laser detection systems all go.

1251
01:26:16,297 --> 01:26:19,217
Primary and secondary
laser activation systems all go.

1252
01:26:19,300 --> 01:26:20,844
- [MAN 1] Processor A?
- [MAN 2] Check.

1253
01:26:20,927 --> 01:26:22,345
- Processor B?
- Check.

1254
01:26:22,428 --> 01:26:24,055
- Communications link?
- Open.

1255
01:26:24,681 --> 01:26:27,684
[MAN 1] All the diagnostics seem okay.
Final check ready.

1256
01:26:27,767 --> 01:26:29,269
Sixty-five degrees, 19 minutes.

1257
01:26:29,352 --> 01:26:31,604
Longitude 44 degrees, zero, 9 minutes.

1258
01:26:31,688 --> 01:26:33,690
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

1259
01:26:38,111 --> 01:26:40,780
[MAN 1] All systems go.
We're finished here, fellas.

1260
01:26:48,121 --> 01:26:49,497
What?!

1261
01:27:18,943 --> 01:27:21,696
This little polynomial should keep
the computer so busy,

1262
01:27:21,779 --> 01:27:22,906
it doesn't even know we're here.

1263
01:27:26,576 --> 01:27:27,869
[JORDAN] Where are they?

1264
01:27:32,540 --> 01:27:35,251
- [LAZLO] Got a connection. They're in!
- Oh!

1265
01:27:44,260 --> 01:27:45,428
[CHRIS] <i>Abbott to Costello.</i>

1266
01:27:45,511 --> 01:27:47,430
- This is Costello. Go ahead.
<i>- We've got the goodies.</i>

1267
01:27:47,513 --> 01:27:50,808
We've got the target coordinates
computed for trajectory adjustment.

1268
01:27:51,726 --> 01:27:53,853
Roger, we're sending.

1269
01:27:59,901 --> 01:28:01,152
- Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh.

1270
01:28:01,235 --> 01:28:02,278
What is it?

1271
01:28:05,907 --> 01:28:06,991
Oh, nothing.

1272
01:28:10,495 --> 01:28:13,539
You didn't think
we'd blow all this money to test in space?

1273
01:28:13,623 --> 01:28:18,378
Actually, yes, I did,
because that is what it is designed for.

1274
01:28:18,461 --> 01:28:22,215
But if, in your wisdom, you feel
we should learn to crawl before we walk,

1275
01:28:22,298 --> 01:28:25,343
I mean, that's fine too. Really.

1276
01:28:26,427 --> 01:28:28,221
- [WOMAN] Attention!
- What?

1277
01:28:28,304 --> 01:28:31,557
- Superior officer in the room!
- As you were.

1278
01:28:31,641 --> 01:28:35,269
Excuse me. We're ready
for the final onboard laser check.

1279
01:28:35,353 --> 01:28:37,355
- Shh!
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1280
01:28:47,615 --> 01:28:48,616
[MITCH] All clear.

1281
01:28:49,242 --> 01:28:51,786
I'm replacing the PROM with our EPROM.

1282
01:28:57,834 --> 01:28:58,835
Okay, shoot.

1283
01:29:04,716 --> 01:29:06,259
May I have the coordinates, please?

1284
01:29:08,761 --> 01:29:13,766
Thirty-four degrees, ten minutes,
15.21 seconds north.

1285
01:29:14,559 --> 01:29:18,563
One hundred nineteen degrees,
seven minutes...

1286
01:29:19,564 --> 01:29:21,566
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1287
01:29:24,152 --> 01:29:25,361
Right over this way.

1288
01:29:28,531 --> 01:29:29,866
I'm gonna check the stairs.

1289
01:29:42,879 --> 01:29:44,505
Chris! Hathaway's coming!

1290
01:29:44,589 --> 01:29:48,676
Mitch has just informed me
that Herr Professor is approaching.

1291
01:29:48,760 --> 01:29:51,763
- What do we do?!
- Please hurry. Hathaway's coming.

1292
01:29:51,846 --> 01:29:54,057
Please don't.
I don't work well under pressure.

1293
01:29:54,140 --> 01:29:56,017
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1294
01:29:57,435 --> 01:29:58,770
[HATHAWAY] Watch your head there.

1295
01:30:05,109 --> 01:30:06,486
I hope that does it.

1296
01:30:06,569 --> 01:30:09,739
Okay, Chris, I mean, Abbott. Hello? Hello?

1297
01:30:10,907 --> 01:30:12,075
They're gone!

1298
01:30:12,950 --> 01:30:15,578
- Okay. Fine. Fine.
- All right. Fine. Fine.

1299
01:30:17,205 --> 01:30:21,042
[DON] Dr. Goy here will explain
any additional questions you might have.

1300
01:30:21,125 --> 01:30:24,378
[MAN] Yes. Is there any problem
with reusing the weapon?

1301
01:30:24,462 --> 01:30:25,755
[GOY] No, no problem.

1302
01:30:25,838 --> 01:30:29,050
The fuel is frozen and contained
within a self-sufficient unit

1303
01:30:29,133 --> 01:30:31,344
- that's replaceable after each use.
- [MAN] I see.

1304
01:30:31,427 --> 01:30:34,764
[GOY] The beauty of this system is
that the fuel laser...

1305
01:30:35,598 --> 01:30:38,434
- Is everything all right here?
- Why shouldn't it be?

1306
01:30:42,480 --> 01:30:45,691
As long as it remains operative,
we're going. Fine.

1307
01:30:45,775 --> 01:30:49,028
Well, I think that just about sums it up.
Don't you? Uh...

1308
01:30:49,112 --> 01:30:50,613
Shall we take our exit?

1309
01:30:51,739 --> 01:30:53,032
[WOMAN] Looks small to me.

1310
01:30:53,116 --> 01:30:55,118
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1311
01:30:59,205 --> 01:31:01,958
- Okay, they're gone.
- That was close.

1312
01:31:02,667 --> 01:31:04,877
Nothing like borrowing a B-1,
huh, general?

1313
01:31:09,799 --> 01:31:11,801
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1314
01:31:13,469 --> 01:31:14,804
[DON] What is it?

1315
01:31:15,888 --> 01:31:16,889
Nothing.

1316
01:31:23,354 --> 01:31:27,233
Diagnosis of schizophrenia
by objective personal analysis...

1317
01:31:29,986 --> 01:31:32,530
- [MITCH IN DISTORTED VOICE] <i>Hi, Kent.</i>
- Oh.

1318
01:31:34,407 --> 01:31:35,783
I thought you'd gone.

1319
01:31:36,325 --> 01:31:40,079
<i>Not yet.
Have you been touching yourself?</i>

1320
01:31:40,163 --> 01:31:43,166
Yes. I mean, no!

1321
01:31:44,250 --> 01:31:46,502
<i>Good. Listen, Kent.</i>

1322
01:31:47,044 --> 01:31:51,757
<i>Dad, you know, my father, God,
wants to show you something.</i>

1323
01:31:51,841 --> 01:31:54,427
Why? I meant, what?

1324
01:31:54,510 --> 01:31:56,596
I've learned not to ask.

1325
01:31:57,722 --> 01:32:01,642
He wants you to wait in front
of Dr. Hathaway's house

1326
01:32:01,726 --> 01:32:04,395
<i>at 639 Ivy Crest Drive</i>

1327
01:32:04,478 --> 01:32:06,981
<i>at precisely 7:08 this morning.</i>

1328
01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:10,401
Ivy Crest?

1329
01:32:10,484 --> 01:32:13,362
<i>Just wait there
and you shall receive a sign.</i>

1330
01:32:13,446 --> 01:32:15,990
<i>Do not despair and do not go inside.</i>

1331
01:32:16,073 --> 01:32:17,325
Well, why not?

1332
01:32:21,120 --> 01:32:22,121
Hello?

1333
01:32:23,748 --> 01:32:25,249
Hello, Jesus?

1334
01:32:29,921 --> 01:32:30,922
He hung up.

1335
01:32:33,758 --> 01:32:35,134
[ENGINE STARTS]

1336
01:32:37,178 --> 01:32:39,180
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

1337
01:32:43,893 --> 01:32:45,895
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1338
01:32:47,230 --> 01:32:51,025
Crossbow One, radar contact,
take up a heading of 0-2-5.

1339
01:32:51,108 --> 01:32:54,153
Climb to maintain flight level 6-5-0.

1340
01:32:55,404 --> 01:33:00,618
[PILOT] <i>Roger. We are 0-2-5</i>
<i>at a 5000 for flight level 6-5-0.</i>

1341
01:33:25,393 --> 01:33:26,394
They're here.

1342
01:33:30,856 --> 01:33:36,237
Ah. Mr. Knight, why is it that I am
not surprised to see you here?

1343
01:33:37,071 --> 01:33:39,532
And, uh, I suppose

1344
01:33:39,615 --> 01:33:43,369
you have an explanation for this
so-called event that we're to witness.

1345
01:33:43,452 --> 01:33:48,457
Yes, sir, I do. But first, let me
compliment you on your fashion sense.

1346
01:33:48,541 --> 01:33:49,959
Particularly your slippers.

1347
01:33:52,586 --> 01:33:55,715
Yes, well, uh, Fillamina likes them.

1348
01:33:56,424 --> 01:33:57,425
Hey, guys!

1349
01:33:58,134 --> 01:34:00,303
- Chris.
- Good morning.

1350
01:34:03,097 --> 01:34:06,559
Ah. Congressman Doogan.
What brings you around?

1351
01:34:06,642 --> 01:34:11,230
I was told there was a situation here
of critical international importance.

1352
01:34:18,195 --> 01:34:23,075
All weapon functions are controlled
from this module, as it would be in space.

1353
01:34:23,159 --> 01:34:26,537
In fact, this is an exact duplicate
of the vehicle cockpit.

1354
01:34:26,620 --> 01:34:28,956
The accuracy and the power
will be as exact.

1355
01:34:29,040 --> 01:34:32,460
- [PILOT] <i>We are nearing the target.</i>
- Open the doors.

1356
01:34:32,543 --> 01:34:34,670
Crossbow, open bomb bay doors.

1357
01:34:43,179 --> 01:34:46,891
- Those are very serious accusations.
- [CHRIS] Yes, sir. I know.

1358
01:34:46,974 --> 01:34:49,310
If it's true, I'm going to need proof.

1359
01:34:51,020 --> 01:34:53,898
I think we can accommodate you both
in just one minute.

1360
01:34:54,440 --> 01:34:55,441
Duck.

1361
01:34:58,194 --> 01:34:59,862
- [JORDAN] Oh, sir, down.
- [CHRIS] Congressman?

1362
01:35:42,571 --> 01:35:44,407
Now, you listen to me, Jesus.

1363
01:35:46,492 --> 01:35:48,160
This is Jerry's house...

1364
01:35:48,869 --> 01:35:50,246
and we're very close.

1365
01:35:51,497 --> 01:35:54,250
So if you don't answer me,
I'm just gonna have to go in.

1366
01:35:58,796 --> 01:36:01,215
- So I'm going.
- No, Kent!

1367
01:36:01,298 --> 01:36:04,593
- Get away! Kent!
- Don't go in there!

1368
01:36:04,677 --> 01:36:06,512
Get away from there!

1369
01:36:06,595 --> 01:36:08,973
- [JORDAN] Don't go in there!
- [ICK] Kent! No!

1370
01:36:09,056 --> 01:36:10,141
Kent!

1371
01:36:10,766 --> 01:36:13,102
Target locked. In ten.

1372
01:36:14,645 --> 01:36:15,646
<i>Nine.</i>

1373
01:36:17,189 --> 01:36:18,190
<i>Eight.</i>

1374
01:36:23,612 --> 01:36:26,907
- [ALL] Kent!
- [CHRIS] Come out, Kent!

1375
01:36:26,991 --> 01:36:28,993
[CLOCK TICKING]

1376
01:36:39,044 --> 01:36:43,257
Okay, God! Let me have it!

1377
01:36:47,219 --> 01:36:48,846
- [JORDAN SQUEALS]
- [ICK] Oh, look!

1378
01:37:04,987 --> 01:37:05,988
[KENT WHIMPERS]

1379
01:37:11,076 --> 01:37:13,078
[POPPING NOISES]

1380
01:37:28,260 --> 01:37:29,261
Popcorn.

1381
01:37:35,726 --> 01:37:36,727
Oh.

1382
01:37:48,322 --> 01:37:51,158
- No.
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1383
01:37:51,992 --> 01:37:54,036
I don't understand. Did it fire?

1384
01:37:54,119 --> 01:37:56,830
- Did it fire?
- Yes, but there's a problem.

1385
01:37:56,914 --> 01:38:00,584
- It's not shutting down. Yes.
- Well, shut it down!

1386
01:38:00,668 --> 01:38:03,629
- Jerry, what's the problem?
- Shut it down!

1387
01:38:04,880 --> 01:38:05,881
Kent.

1388
01:38:08,425 --> 01:38:09,426
[EXCLAIMS]

1389
01:38:10,135 --> 01:38:11,345
Whee!

1390
01:38:26,402 --> 01:38:27,945
- [KENT] Whee!
- Kent.

1391
01:38:28,654 --> 01:38:30,948
- Kent!
- [JORDAN] Hey, Kent!

1392
01:38:31,031 --> 01:38:32,992
- [MITCH] Kent!
- [JORDAN] Kent?

1393
01:38:34,910 --> 01:38:37,538
- [CHRIS] Kent, you okay?
- [KENT] That was great!

1394
01:38:51,176 --> 01:38:53,596
- [MAN] Roger, one.
- Something is very wrong.

1395
01:38:54,513 --> 01:38:55,514
Out!

1396
01:38:57,891 --> 01:38:59,226
Unlock the bird's-eye.

1397
01:38:59,893 --> 01:39:01,103
Unlocked.

1398
01:39:02,730 --> 01:39:04,732
I'm tracking where the shot went.

1399
01:39:04,815 --> 01:39:06,442
I want to know it worked.

1400
01:39:07,901 --> 01:39:09,236
Come on, come on.

1401
01:39:13,574 --> 01:39:14,700
What the...?

1402
01:39:15,868 --> 01:39:17,578
Oh, no.

1403
01:39:19,747 --> 01:39:22,833
- My house.
- [DAVE] What have you done?

1404
01:39:27,838 --> 01:39:29,548
[CROWD CLAMORING]

1405
01:39:30,674 --> 01:39:31,842
All right!

1406
01:39:38,057 --> 01:39:39,933
[DOG BARKING]

1407
01:39:53,072 --> 01:39:55,491
- [ICK] Look at the corner!
- That's great.

1408
01:39:55,991 --> 01:39:58,702
- [HORN HONKING]
- It's Hollyfeld in a Winnebago!

1409
01:40:04,208 --> 01:40:05,626
Lazlo, buddy!

1410
01:40:08,712 --> 01:40:10,422
[LAZLO] I think we used too much.

1411
01:40:11,882 --> 01:40:15,427
- I'm sorry you missed it.
- Yeah. Well, I had to pack.

1412
01:40:15,511 --> 01:40:18,138
- [CHRIS] Why?
- I'm getting married.

1413
01:40:18,222 --> 01:40:20,599
- To whom?
- What is all this stuff?

1414
01:40:20,683 --> 01:40:22,101
[LAZLO] Oh, yeah.

1415
01:40:22,184 --> 01:40:26,647
I won, 31.8% of the prizes.

1416
01:40:26,730 --> 01:40:29,525
I'll have to figure that out.
But not this summer.

1417
01:40:29,608 --> 01:40:31,318
- Hi.
- Sherry?

1418
01:40:31,944 --> 01:40:33,362
Sherry Nugil?

1419
01:40:38,158 --> 01:40:40,911
[SHERRY] Isn't it great?
This is number one.

1420
01:40:42,830 --> 01:40:45,249
I've been looking for him for ten years.

1421
01:40:51,130 --> 01:40:54,383
- What can I say? She loves me.
- Congratulations.

1422
01:40:54,466 --> 01:40:55,467
Okay.

1423
01:40:58,220 --> 01:41:01,557
- You'll have to come and visit us.
- What do you mean?

1424
01:41:01,640 --> 01:41:05,561
I have a little survival place in Wyoming.
We're gonna live there.

1425
01:41:05,644 --> 01:41:09,356
Yeah, it's getting
kind of weird around here, you know?

1426
01:41:09,440 --> 01:41:11,233
- Bye.
- Bye.

1427
01:41:11,316 --> 01:41:12,651
Goodbye.

1428
01:41:14,319 --> 01:41:15,779
[ENGINE STARTS]

1429
01:41:20,534 --> 01:41:23,370
["EVERYBODY WANTS
TO RULE THE WORLD" PLAYING]

1430
01:41:27,124 --> 01:41:28,959
Think it's getting too weird around here?

1431
01:41:29,793 --> 01:41:30,794
Absolutely.

1432
01:41:30,878 --> 01:41:33,172
- I didn't notice.
- I like it.

1433
01:41:35,299 --> 01:41:37,301
[ALL CLAMORING]

1434
01:41:45,893 --> 01:41:49,021
<i>♪ Welcome to your life ♪</i>

1435
01:41:50,272 --> 01:41:53,400
<i>♪ There's no turning back ♪</i>

1436
01:41:54,401 --> 01:41:57,821
<i>♪ Even while we sleep ♪</i>

1437
01:41:58,572 --> 01:42:04,870
<i>♪ We will find you
Acting on your best behavior ♪</i>

1438
01:42:04,953 --> 01:42:09,500
<i>♪ Turn your back on Mother Nature ♪</i>

1439
01:42:09,583 --> 01:42:15,172
<i>♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪</i>

1440
01:42:24,681 --> 01:42:27,810
<i>♪ It's my own desire ♪</i>

1441
01:42:28,977 --> 01:42:33,106
<i>♪ It's my own remorse ♪</i>

1442
01:42:33,190 --> 01:42:37,402
<i>♪ Help me to decide ♪</i>

1443
01:42:37,486 --> 01:42:43,826
<i>♪ Help me make the most of freedom
And of pleasure ♪</i>

1444
01:42:43,909 --> 01:42:46,703
<i>♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪</i>

1445
01:42:46,787 --> 01:42:48,247
[DOG BARKING]

1446
01:42:48,330 --> 01:42:53,168
<i>♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪</i>

1447
01:42:53,252 --> 01:42:57,256
<i>♪ There's a room
Where the light won't find you ♪</i>

1448
01:42:57,339 --> 01:43:01,718
<i>♪ Holding hands
While the walls come tumbling down ♪</i>

1449
01:43:01,802 --> 01:43:05,639
<i>♪ When they do, I'll be right behind you ♪</i>

1450
01:43:05,722 --> 01:43:09,977
<i>♪ So glad we've almost made it ♪</i>

1451
01:43:10,060 --> 01:43:13,939
<i>♪ So sad they had to fade it ♪</i>

1452
01:43:14,022 --> 01:43:19,903
<i>♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪</i>

1453
01:43:52,728 --> 01:43:56,857
<i>♪ I can't stand this indecision ♪</i>

1454
01:43:56,940 --> 01:44:01,236
<i>♪ Married with a lack of vision ♪</i>

1455
01:44:01,320 --> 01:44:05,949
<i>♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪</i>

1456
01:44:06,033 --> 01:44:10,287
<i>♪ Say that you'll never, never
Never need it ♪</i>

1457
01:44:10,370 --> 01:44:14,082
<i>♪ One headline, why believe it? ♪</i>

1458
01:44:14,166 --> 01:44:20,213
<i>♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪</i>

1459
01:44:57,125 --> 01:45:01,296
<i>♪ I can't stand this indecision ♪</i>

1460
01:45:01,380 --> 01:45:05,634
<i>♪ Married with a lack of vision ♪</i>

1461
01:45:05,717 --> 01:45:10,347
<i>♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪</i>

1462
01:45:10,430 --> 01:45:14,726
<i>♪ Say that you'll never, never
Never need it ♪</i>

1463
01:45:14,810 --> 01:45:18,438
<i>♪ One headline, why believe it? ♪</i>

1464
01:45:18,522 --> 01:45:24,569
<i>♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪</i>

1465
01:45:31,368 --> 01:45:35,747
<i>♪ All for freedom and for pleasure ♪</i>

1466
01:45:35,831 --> 01:45:39,835
<i>♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪</i>

1467
01:45:39,918 --> 01:45:45,966
<i>♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪</i>