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- Cat?
- Mmm?

2
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- You ever see "The Flintstones"?
- Sure.

3
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Do you think Wilma's sexy?

4
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Wilma Flintstone?

5
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Maybe we've been in deep space too long,

6
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but every time I see that show,
she drives me crazy.

7
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- Is it me?
- Well, I think, in all probability,

8
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Wilma Flintstone is
the most desirable woman who ever lived.

9
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That's good. I thought I was going strange.

10
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- She's incredible.
- What do you think of Betty?

11
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Betty Rubble?

12
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Well, I would go with Betty...

13
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but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

14
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This is crazy. We're talking
about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone.

15
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You're right. We're nuts.
This is an insane conversation.

16
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She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.

17
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Holly, clipboard and pen, please.

18
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- Well, Krytie, today's the day.
- But, sir, I'm just not ready.

19
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- Six weeks is just not long enough.
- Ten-thirty. Name?

20
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- You know my name.
- If this works,

21
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it's a new lease of life for us,
but we've got to do it by the book.

22
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It's just when you go into "official mode",

23
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my anxiety chip goes into overdrive.

24
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- Name?
- K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K...

25
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K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K...

26
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I'll just put Kryten.

27
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- Can you see that space vehicle?
- Where?

28
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Oh, that one. Yes, sir.

29
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And can you read the registration
for me, please?

30
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- Starbug 1?
- Right, show me to your vehicle.

31
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Right, in your own time, start the space vehicle,

32
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proceed through the cargo bay doors
and off into outer space.

33
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Once through the doors,
proceed directly to the nearest planet.

34
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Once there, bring the vehicle to a halt

35
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and then carefully reverse into the planet's orbit,

36
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remembering to pay due care
and attention to any other space users.

37
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Right, in your own time.

38
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In your own time.

39
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I've failed, haven't I?

40
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- Just proceed.
- You'll hold it against me.

41
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- One mistake.
- Please.

42
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<i>Antigrav, check.</i>

43
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<i>Retro, check. Boosters, check.</i>

44
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And very gently ease forward...

45
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I think there's something wrong
with the gearbox.

46
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The thing is, I learned to drive in Starbug 2.

47
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I'm not used to the controls in Starbug 1.

48
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- They're exactly the same.
- Yes. That's the problem.

49
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Next, transfer to autopilot,
while we conduct the recognition...

50
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- ..tests.
- Engage autopilot.

51
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Autopilot engaged. Well, I say "autopilot".

52
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It's not really.
It's Muggins here who has to do it.

53
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- Right, what's that one?
- Heavy traffic. Keep in lane.

54
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- That one?
- Danger. Space mirages ahead.

55
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At half the speed of light,
what is the stopping distance?

56
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- Four years, three months.
- And the thinking time?

57
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A fortnight.

58
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- Space phenomena. What's that?
- A pulsar.

59
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- And that?
- A binary star.

60
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- What's that?
- A time hole!

61
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- Don't help him.
- It's a time hole!

62
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- It's nothing like a time hole.
- It is.

63
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- It is! It's a time hole!
- A time hole is a rare phenomenon,

64
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which, legend has it, transports us
into another part of space and time.

65
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That is obviously a blue giant
about to go supernova.

66
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THAT is a time hole. Right, what's this?

67
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I suppose you're going to fail me for this.

68
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What is this place?

69
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Holly? Is it possible? Can this be Earth?

70
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Certainly seems that way.
Constellations match. Gravity, one G.

71
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- What's the time period?
- Well, difficult to say exactly,

72
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but according to all available data,

73
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I would estimate it's round
about lunchtime, maybe half-one.

74
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What period in history, dingleberry-breath?

75
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Can we expect to see Genghis Khan

76
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and his barbarian buddies
sweeping across the hill?

77
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Or flesh-eating dinosaurs
eating Doug McClure? What is the year?

78
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Well, I'd need more data
before I could give a precise answer.

79
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- Like?
- This year's calendar would be handy.

80
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I've never been to Earth.
I've only seen it on photographs.

81
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It's exactly like I always imagined,
only much shorter.

82
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"Nodnol, 871 selim."

83
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- Nodnol? Where's Nodnol?
- It's London.

84
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"London, 178 miles." It's backwards.

85
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- Shh! A truck.
- It'll probably hit that box.

86
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There's a perfectly rational explanation for this.

87
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Then again, possibly not.

88
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<i>- So is this Earth?
- It's Earth all right,</i>

89
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Flobba-dob blib blob bleeb.

90
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- What are you doing?
- You said look inconspicuous.

91
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- Don't be idiotic.
- But if people see my face,

92
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what will they think?

93
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Tell them you took your car
to the crushers and forgot to get out.

94
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-I got a newspaper.
- What's the year? 3991?!

95
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No, it's 1993. It's backwards.

96
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I'll switch to reverse mode.

97
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"Three brought to life in bank raid.

98
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"A masked man with
a sawn-off shotgun sucked bullets

99
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"out of two cashiers and a security guard

100
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"in a South London bank tomorrow.

101
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"The armed raider then forced
terrified staff to accept £10,000,

102
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"which he demanded
they place in the bank's vaults.

103
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"The man, Michael Ellis,
completed a 15-year prison sentence

104
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"for the crime two years ago."

105
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- What does that say?
- It's an advert.

106
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"Roll-off deodorant. Keeps you wet
and smelly for up to 24 hours."

107
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What shall we do? This place is crazy.

108
00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:30,566
There's nothing we can do until they find us.

109
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We'd better get a job.
What jobs are there in a backwards reality

110
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for a dead hologram and an android
with a head like a novelty condom?

111
00:10:41,527 --> 00:10:43,836
Here's the jobs page. This looks interesting.

112
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"Wanted - managing director, ICI.
Excellent demotion prospects.

113
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"Right candidate could go
straight to the bottom."

114
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- Something a bit more low-key.
- "Restaurant requires dish dirtier"?

115
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- Anything else?
- Ah, this looks interesting.

116
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"Theatrical agent requires novelty acts."

117
00:11:02,727 --> 00:11:06,402
- What do we do that's a novelty?
- In this world, everything.

118
00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:19,119
- Three weeks we been doing this.
- We'll do it till we find them.

119
00:11:19,327 --> 00:11:23,081
We ain't gonna find 'em. They're gone, buddy.

120
00:11:23,727 --> 00:11:26,958
But look on the bright side...they're gone, buddy!

121
00:11:28,247 --> 00:11:30,238
Don't you care about anyone but yourself?

122
00:11:30,447 --> 00:11:33,007
Hell, no. I don't even care about you.

123
00:11:33,007 --> 00:11:37,718
If Goalpost-Head and Freak-Face
want to get lost, that's their bag.

124
00:11:37,718 --> 00:11:41,084
I don't see why it should cut
into my preening time.

125
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:45,918
You realise with all this,
I haven't permed my leg hairs in a week?

126
00:11:45,918 --> 00:11:49,124
- I'm a wreck.
- You perm your leg hairs?

127
00:11:50,007 --> 00:11:52,396
Only as an aid to the natural curl.

128
00:11:53,687 --> 00:11:57,236
- Fasten your belt.
- I don't need fashion tips from you.

129
00:11:57,447 --> 00:12:00,120
SAFETY belt. Look.

130
00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:03,403
Is that what I think it is?

131
00:12:03,403 --> 00:12:07,276
- What do you think it is?
- An orange whirly thing.

132
00:12:08,567 --> 00:12:11,559
It's a time hole.
That's where they are. We're going in.

133
00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:14,565
- What?! You can't go in there.
- Why not?

134
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,917
Orange with this suit?!

135
00:12:22,087 --> 00:12:24,157
Where are we?

136
00:12:24,157 --> 00:12:28,445
I don't believe this.
According to the NaviComp, this is Earth.

137
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:44,881
- What was that for?
- We don't want to freak the natives.

138
00:12:46,887 --> 00:12:49,685
Hey. What's the matter?

139
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:53,476
I dunno.
I think me ribs are cracked. And me back.

140
00:12:53,476 --> 00:12:56,366
- Is my eye bruised?
- Yeah, it is.

141
00:12:57,767 --> 00:12:59,962
- What's that?
- It's a homing device.

142
00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:02,761
It'll find their flight recorder.

143
00:13:02,761 --> 00:13:04,918
Yonder.

144
00:13:07,327 --> 00:13:09,283
I'm home.

145
00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:21,723
- You found anything?
- The Bug's there, but they're not.

146
00:13:31,927 --> 00:13:34,122
You're dry.

147
00:13:34,122 --> 00:13:36,278
That's weird.

148
00:13:36,278 --> 00:13:41,077
Let's take a look around.
Maybe they left us a clue or something.

149
00:13:42,927 --> 00:13:45,236
What's this?

150
00:13:45,236 --> 00:13:48,558
They must have left them
to tell us where they'll be.

151
00:13:48,558 --> 00:13:52,879
- What's it say?
- It's in some weird language.

152
00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:57,479
"Srehtorb." That must be Polish
or Bulgarian or somethin'.

153
00:13:57,479 --> 00:14:02,675
- You speak Bulgarian?
- Me?! I can hardly speak English.

154
00:14:03,887 --> 00:14:05,684
What's this?

155
00:14:05,684 --> 00:14:11,604
Nodnol? Hang on!
Wait a minute! Nodnol. Nod-nol.

156
00:14:11,604 --> 00:14:13,997
- It's in Bulgaria.
- Are you sure?

157
00:14:13,997 --> 00:14:16,806
Geography was my number-one subject
at school.

158
00:14:16,806 --> 00:14:21,006
Nodnol - rich in animal produce
and minerals, just south of Bosnia.

159
00:14:21,207 --> 00:14:24,802
- What's "selim"?
- Obviously, Bulgarian for kilometres.

160
00:14:24,802 --> 00:14:27,276
You're so smart. I'm glad I'm with you.

161
00:14:27,276 --> 00:14:29,597
Well, we are the smart party.

162
00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:34,562
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble

163
00:14:34,562 --> 00:14:36,718
I just came to do the Red Dwarf shuffle!

164
00:14:36,718 --> 00:14:38,923
He's smart

165
00:14:38,923 --> 00:14:40,566
He's smart

166
00:14:40,566 --> 00:14:43,719
My ribs are killing me.
Let's find some transport.

167
00:14:46,207 --> 00:14:49,165
Come on! Let's go! Go! Come on!

168
00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,602
Bye, suckers! You lost your bike!

169
00:14:57,602 --> 00:15:00,486
Start pedalling, man! Start pedalling!

170
00:15:01,887 --> 00:15:06,199
- Get this thing in forward gear!
- It IS in forward gear!

171
00:15:16,807 --> 00:15:19,526
Stop! Stop!

172
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:27,477
No more. I'm not moving
another yard on this thing.

173
00:15:27,477 --> 00:15:29,797
I've got a parting in the back of my head.

174
00:15:29,797 --> 00:15:32,242
It's these cheap Bulgarian bikes.

175
00:15:32,242 --> 00:15:35,558
You probably have to queue
for a year for this junk.

176
00:15:35,558 --> 00:15:39,481
You have to be a government official
to get one that goes forwards.

177
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,683
Yo, matey. Excuse me. Excuse me.

178
00:15:43,447 --> 00:15:45,836
I don't speak Bulgarian. You speak English?

179
00:15:48,927 --> 00:15:53,478
We're lookin' for our friend. Erm...friendski.

180
00:15:53,478 --> 00:15:56,605
Uh... Our budski? Palski?

181
00:15:56,605 --> 00:15:58,758
There's an addresski hereski.

182
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:01,646
Can you, erm...drop us offski?

183
00:16:05,367 --> 00:16:09,519
- Rock'n'roll.
-Thankski verski muchski, budski.

184
00:16:36,007 --> 00:16:37,998
This is the place.

185
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:41,398
My eye! Me back feels
like it's been cut to ribbons!

186
00:16:41,398 --> 00:16:44,320
Moan, moan, moan, moan, moan!

187
00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:05,242
Ladies and gentlemen, olleh, olleh, olleh.

188
00:17:05,447 --> 00:17:07,517
Welcome to the show.

189
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:13,604
- That's a joke?
- For our first trick tonight,

190
00:17:13,604 --> 00:17:18,716
my partner Kryten will attempt
to eat a boiled egg...

191
00:17:18,716 --> 00:17:20,957
forwards.

192
00:17:26,607 --> 00:17:30,282
This is entertainment to these people?
It's pathetic.

193
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:33,166
They're Bulgarian. They have very simple tastes.

194
00:17:36,007 --> 00:17:39,044
I have it. It's a moron convention.

195
00:17:39,247 --> 00:17:42,557
Check the coat room.
If there are 20 jackets, all white,

196
00:17:42,557 --> 00:17:45,366
with arms that tie behind the neck, I'm right.

197
00:17:45,366 --> 00:17:48,405
And what better way to round off a meal

198
00:17:48,405 --> 00:17:51,479
than by drinking a glass of water?

199
00:17:51,479 --> 00:17:53,922
- Kryten.
- Whoa, stick around.

200
00:17:53,922 --> 00:17:56,999
They're building up to a big climax.

201
00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:01,361
We are the Sensational Reverse Brothers.

202
00:18:01,361 --> 00:18:04,325
We shall see you last night.

203
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:10,957
Let's get a drink and go backstage.
Hello? Excuse me?

204
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,641
Can I have two pints of bitter, please?

205
00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:17,165
- Bitter. Two pints.
- She can't understand you.

206
00:18:17,165 --> 00:18:20,558
- You're wasting your time.
- Yo, what you drinkin' there?

207
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:22,524
Drinkski? Beerski?

208
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,917
Ah, rettib. Two pints of rettib, please.

209
00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:28,157
- Rettib?
- Two.

210
00:18:28,157 --> 00:18:31,239
Was that difficult? No, we're the smart party.

211
00:18:31,447 --> 00:18:33,802
Rettib. Rettib.

212
00:19:01,887 --> 00:19:05,277
This isn't Bulgaria. Look at that menu. "Unem."

213
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:07,881
It's English, but backwards.
Everything's backwards.

214
00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:10,163
- Everything's backwards?
- Yeah.

215
00:19:10,163 --> 00:19:11,806
Right!

216
00:19:11,806 --> 00:19:15,676
Well, as they say,
when in Rome, do as the Snamor do.

217
00:19:15,967 --> 00:19:19,277
- Up the hatch.
- Booties down.

218
00:19:28,647 --> 00:19:31,115
What do you mean, you don't want to leave?!

219
00:19:31,115 --> 00:19:33,517
- We're happy.
- We've found a niche.

220
00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:35,996
We're the Sensational Reverse Brothers.

221
00:19:35,996 --> 00:19:38,203
After just three weeks, we're a hit.

222
00:19:38,407 --> 00:19:41,524
- Rimmer, everything is backwards.
- We've got used to it.

223
00:19:41,524 --> 00:19:45,396
Once you get over the initial shock,
things actually make a lot more sense.

224
00:19:47,967 --> 00:19:52,165
There's no death here. You start off dead,
you have a funeral, then come to life.

225
00:19:52,165 --> 00:19:56,320
As each year passes, you get younger,
until you become a newborn baby.

226
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,478
Then you go back inside your mother,

227
00:19:58,478 --> 00:20:00,956
who goes back inside her mother,
and so on,

228
00:20:00,956 --> 00:20:03,880
until eventually
we all become one glorious whole.

229
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:07,323
Rimmer, you already are one glorious hole.

230
00:20:07,323 --> 00:20:10,479
- You've totally flipped, man.
- We want to stay.

231
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:16,000
But we can't stay. Look, I'm 25 now.
In 10 years' time, I'll be 15.

232
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,886
I'll have to go through puberty again.
Backwards.

233
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Imagine that. Your gajimbas
will suddenly rise back into your body,

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and next thing you know,
you're singing soprano in the choir.

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And worse than that,
in 25 years, I'll be a little sperm,

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swimming around in somebody's testicles.

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That's just not how I saw my future.

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I tell you, things are better here.
It's our universe that's backwards.

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Take war. War is a wonderful thing here.

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In 50 years' time, the Second
World War will start...backwards.

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- That's a good thing?
- Millions will come to life.

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Hitler will retreat across Europe,
liberate France and Poland,

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disband the Third Reich
and bog off back to Austria.

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We're smash hits. We'd be crazy to leave.

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Rimmer, we don't belong here.
This place is crazy.

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Crazy? Death, disease, famine -
there's none of that here.

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There's no crime.
Our first night here, a mugger jumped us

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and forced £50 into my wallet at knifepoint.

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OK, OK. But look at the flipside
of the coin. It's not all good.

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Take someone like, say, St Francis of Assisi.

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In this universe,
he's the petty-minded little sadist

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who goes around maiming small animals.

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Or Santa Claus - what a bastard!

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- Eh?
- He's the fat git

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who sneaks down chimneys
and steals all the kids' favourite toys.

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What fight? We didn't start any fight?

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What's he saying?

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- We're fired! For fighting.
- You've been with us all night.

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He says we'll never work the pub circuit again.

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For smeg's sake! Be reasonable!

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Tell him about the contract thing.
He can't just sack us like that.

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- What's that about?
- Rimmer in a fight? That's a laugh.

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- So, what's the plan?
- I dunno.

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If they don't change their minds,
head back without them. My back!

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We just gotta get out of here.
This universe is just too disgusting.

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What's the matter with him?

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I think we've just uneaten his pie.

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Unbelievable. We didn't start a fight.

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Look, I'm sorry, man. We were just... Ah!

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- Are you OK?
- My black eye's gone!

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He just sucked it off me face with his fist! Oh!

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- Now he's uncracked me ribs!
- We don't want any trouble.

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You don't understand.
All this mess, all this debris,

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is from the fight we got fired for,
which we're about to have.

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ABOUT to have?
I don't want a bar room brawl.

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It's not a bar room brawl.
It's a bar room tidy. Unrumble!

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- Where are you going?
- I know what happens to me back.

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Here, have your tooth back.

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Good one, gentlemen.
Thanks for your support. Let's go.

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I've forgotten something.

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What the hell? It's a good cause.

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How much is that, mate?

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Oh, aye, yeah!

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Oi!

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Tight git.

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You know, it could have worked.
It really could. Where's the Cat?

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He won't be long.
He's...you know...in the bushes.

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We've got to stop him.

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Don't ask!