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[diners chattering]
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[Mr. Brown] Let me tell you
what "Like a Virgin" is about.
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It's all about a girl
who digs a guy with a big dick.
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The entire song,
it's a metaphor for big dicks.
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No, it ain't. It's about a girl
who's very vulnerable.
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She's been fucked over a few times
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and then she meets a guy
who's very sensitive.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out, Green Bay.
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Tell that fucking bullshit
to the tourists.
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[Joe] Toby? Who the fuck is Toby?
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"Like a Virgin" is not
about some sensitive girl
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who meets a nice fella.
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That's what "True Blue" is about.
Granted, no argument about that.
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Which one is "True Blue"?
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[Eddie] You ain't heard "True Blue"?
It was a big-ass hit from Madonna.
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I don't even follow
that Tops of the Pop shit
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and even I've heard of "True Blue."
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Asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it.
What I asked is how's it go.
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Excuse me for not being
the world's biggest Madonna fan.
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[Mr. Blue]
Personally, I can do without her.
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I used to like her early stuff,
"Borderline."
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But when she got off with that
"Papa Don't Preach" phase, I tuned out.
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[Mr. Brown] You guys are making me
lose my train of thought here.
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I was saying something. What was it?
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[Joe] Oh, Toby's that little Chinese girl.
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- What was her last name?
- What's that?
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It's an old address book I found in a coat
I haven't worn in a coon's age.
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What was that name?
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What the fuck was I talking about?
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You said "True Blue" was about a guy, uh--
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A sensitive girl who meets a nice guy,
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but "Like a Virgin"
was a metaphor for big dicks.
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[Mr. Brown] Okay. Let me tell you
what "Like a Virgin" is about.
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It's all about this cooze
who's a regular fuck machine.
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I'm talking morning,
day, night, afternoon.
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Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick.
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- How many dicks is that?
- A lot.
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Then one day, she meets
this John Holmes motherfucker,
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and it's like, whoa, baby.
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This cat is like Charles Bronson
in The Great Escape.
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He's digging tunnels.
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She's getting serious dick action
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and she's feeling something
she ain't felt since forever.
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Pain. Pain.
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[Joe] Chu? Toby Chu?
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It hurts. It hurts her.
It shouldn't hurt her.
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Her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now,
but when this cat fucks her, it hurts.
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It hurts just like it did the first time.
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You see, the pain
is reminding a fuck machine
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what it was once like to be a virgin.
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Hence, "Like a Virgin."
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Wong.
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Give me that fucking thing.
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What the hell do you think you're doing?
Give me my book back.
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I'm sick of fucking hearing it, Joe.
I'll give it back to you when we leave.
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What do you mean when we leave?
Give me it back now.
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For the past 15 minutes now,
you've been droning on about names.
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"Toby...
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Toby? Toby?
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Toby Wong.
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Toby Wong? Toby Wong.
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Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan."
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I've got Madonna's big dick
coming out of my left ear
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and Toby the Jap I-don't-know-what
coming out of my right.
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Give me that book.
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Are you gonna put it away?
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I'm gonna do whatever the fuck
I want with it.
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Well, then I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to keep it.
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Hey, Joe, want me to shoot this guy?
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[Mr. White] Shit.
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[chuckles] You shoot me in a dream,
you better wake up and apologize.
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[laughs]
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[laughter]
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Have you guys been listening
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to K-Billy's Super Sounds
of the '70s Weekend?
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Oh, yeah, man. That's fucking great.
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Can you believe the songs
they've been playing?
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You know what I heard the other day?
"Heartbeat, It's a Love Beat"
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by little Tony DeFranco
and the DeFranco Family.
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I haven't heard that song
since I was in the fifth fuckin' grade.
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When I was coming down here,
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"The Night the Lights
Went Out in Georgia" came on.
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I--I ain't heard that song
since it was big.
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When it was big, I must have heard it
a million trillion fucking times.
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This is the first time I ever realized
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that the girl singing the song
is the one who shot Andy.
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[Mr. Brown] You didn't know Vicki Lawrence
was the one who shot Andy?
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I thought it was the cheating wife
shot Andy.
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[Mr. Blonde] Yeah, but they say that
at the end of the song.
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I know, motherfucker. I just heard it.
That's what I'm talking about.
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[laughter, chattering]
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I must have zoned out
during that part before.
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All right. I'll take care of the check.
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You guys can get the tip.
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Should be about a buck apiece.
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And you, when I come back, I want my book.
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Sorry. It's my book now.
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Hey, I changed my mind.
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Shoot this piece of shit, will you?
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- [laughter]
- [mimics gunshot]
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All right. Everybody cough up
some green for the little lady.
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Come on. Throw in a buck.
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Uh-uh. I don't tip.
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You don't tip?
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No, I don't believe in it.
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You don't believe in tipping.
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You know what these chicks make?
They make shit.
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Don't give me that. She don't
make enough money, she can quit.
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[chuckles]
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I don't even know a fucking Jew
who'd have the balls to say that.
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Let me just get this straight.
You don't ever tip, huh?
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I don't tip because
society says I have to.
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I mean, I'll tip if somebody
really deserves a tip.
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If they really put forth the effort,
I'll give them something extra.
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But this tipping automatically,
uh, it's for the birds.
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[chuckles]
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As far as I'm concerned,
they're just doing their job.
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- Hey, this girl was nice.
- [Mr. Pink] She was okay.
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- She wasn't anything special.
- [Mr. Blue] What's special?
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- Take you in the back and suck your dick?
- [laughter]
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I'd go over 12% for that.
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Hey, look. I ordered coffee, right?
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We've been here a long fucking time.
She's only filled my cup three times.
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When I order coffee,
I want it filled six times.
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Six times?
Well, what if she's too fucking busy?
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Words "too fucking busy"
shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary.
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Excuse me, Mr. Pink,
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but the last fucking thing you need
is another cup of coffee.
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Jesus Christ, these ladies
aren't starving to death.
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They make minimum wage.
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I used to work minimum wage,
and when I did,
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I wasn't lucky enough to have a job
that society deemed tip-worthy.
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You don't care
they're counting on your tips to live?
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You know what this is?
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It's the world's smallest violin
playing just for the waitresses.
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You don't have any idea
what you're talking about.
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These people bust their ass.
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This is a hard job.
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So is working at McDonald's,
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but you don't feel the need
to tip them, do you?
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Why not? They're serving you food.
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Society says, "Don't tip these guys
over here, but tip these guys over here."
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That's bullshit.
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Waitressing is the number one occupation
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for female noncollege graduates
in this country.
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It's the one job basically
any woman can get and make a living on.
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The reason is because of their tips.
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Fuck all that.
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[laughs] Jesus Christ!
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I'm very sorry the government
taxes their tips. That's fucked up.
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But that ain't my fault.
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It would appear that waitresses
are one of the many groups
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the government fucks in the ass
on a regular basis.
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I mean, show me a piece of paper
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that says the government
shouldn't do that, I'll sign it.
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Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it.
But what I won't do is play ball.
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And this noncollege bullshit,
I got two words for that--
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learn to fucking type.
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'Cause if you're expecting me
to help out with the rent,
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you're in for a big fucking surprise.
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He's convinced me. Give me my dollar back.
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- Hey!
- [utensils clatter]
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Leave the dollars there.
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All right, ramblers, let's get ramblin'.
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Wait a minute. Who didn't throw in?
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- Mr. Pink.
- Mr. Pink?
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- Why not?
- He don't tip.
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He don't tip?
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What do you mean you don't tip?
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- He don't believe in it.
- Shut up.
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What do you mean you don't believe in it?
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Come on, you.
Cough up a buck, you cheap bastard.
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I paid for your goddamn breakfast.
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All right, since you paid
for the breakfast, I'll put in,
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but normally I would never do this.
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Never mind what you normally would do.
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Just cough in your goddamn buck
like everybody else.
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Thank you.
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[deejay on radio]
That was the Partridge Family's
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"Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Wanted?"
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followed by Edison Lighthouse's
"Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)"
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as K-Billy's Super Sounds
of the '70s Weekend
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just keeps on truckin'.
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["Little Green Bag" playing]
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Lookin' back on the track ♪
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♪ For a little greenback ♪
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♪ Got to find just the kind ♪
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♪ Or I'm losin' my mind ♪
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♪ Out of sight in the night ♪
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♪ Out of sight in the day ♪
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♪ Lookin' back on the track ♪
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♪ Gonna do it my way ♪
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♪ Out of sight in the night ♪
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♪ Out of sight in the day ♪
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♪ Lookin' back on the track ♪
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♪ Gonna do it my way ♪
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♪ Lookin' back ♪
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♪ Ahh ♪
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♪ Lookin' for some happiness ♪
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♪ But there is only loneliness to find ♪
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♪ Jump to the left ♪
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♪ Turn to the right ♪
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♪ Lookin' upstairs ♪
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♪ Lookin' behind ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Lookin' for some happiness ♪
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♪ But there is only loneliness to find ♪
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♪ Jump to the left ♪
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- ♪ Turn to the right ♪
- [Mr. Orange shrieking]
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- ♪ Lookin' upstairs ♪
- [groaning] Oh, God!
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- ♪ Lookin' behind ♪
- Oh, shit!
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I'm gonna die!
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I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
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- [Mr. White] Just hold on, buddy boy!
- [groaning]
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[Mr. Orange] I'm gonna die!
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[Mr. White] Hey!
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I'm sorry!
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- I can't believe she killed me, man.
- Give me your hand.
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Who would've fucking thought that?
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Hey! Just cancel that shit right now!
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You're hurt. You're hurt real fucking bad,
but you ain't dying!
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[shrieking] I'm gonna die! I'm gonna...
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- Oh, shit.
- Oh!
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All this blood is scaring
the shit out of me, Larry!
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- I'm gonna die! I know it!
- Oh!
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Excuse me. I didn't realize
you had a degree in medicine.
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Uh, a-are you a doctor?
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Are you a doctor?
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Answer me, please. Are you a doctor?
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Huh?
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- No, I'm not. I'm not.
- Okay.
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So you admit you don't know
what you're talking about.
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So if you're through giving me
your amateur opinion,
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just lie back and listen to the news.
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I'm taking you back to the rendezvous.
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Joe's gonna get you a doctor.
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The doctor's gonna fix you up,
and you're gonna be okay.
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- Now say it! You're gonna be okay.
- [screams]
240
00:10:44,562 --> 00:10:45,855
Say it!
241
00:10:45,938 --> 00:10:47,898
You're gonna be okay!
242
00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:51,944
Say the goddamn words.
You're gonna be okay.
243
00:10:52,028 --> 00:10:53,487
Oh, God!
244
00:10:53,571 --> 00:10:55,656
Say the goddamn fucking words!
245
00:10:56,282 --> 00:10:57,325
Say it!
246
00:10:57,408 --> 00:10:58,743
I'm okay, Larry.
247
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:00,703
Correct!
248
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:02,455
Correct.
249
00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:06,751
I'm okay.
250
00:11:12,173 --> 00:11:13,924
[groaning]
251
00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:16,510
Look where we are.
252
00:11:17,595 --> 00:11:19,263
- Look where we are.
- Larry...
253
00:11:20,431 --> 00:11:22,475
You gotta save me, man!
254
00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:24,185
You gotta save me!
255
00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:26,354
- We're in the warehouse.
- [grunts]
256
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,773
Who's a tough guy?
257
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,566
Who's a tough guy?
258
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:35,863
- Come on. Who's a tough guy?
- I'm a tough guy, Larry!
259
00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:37,198
You're a tough guy.
260
00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:39,116
You're a fucking tough guy.
261
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,789
Okay. Okay.
262
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,290
We're in the warehouse.
263
00:11:46,374 --> 00:11:48,667
Look where we are. We made it.
264
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:51,170
We made it. We fucking made it.
265
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:55,383
- We have fucking made it.
- [groaning]
266
00:11:55,466 --> 00:11:58,552
We're in the warehouse. Look where we are.
267
00:11:58,636 --> 00:12:00,930
- [gasps]
- Look where we are.
268
00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:03,641
Just hold on, buddy boy. Hold on.
269
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:06,018
- Hold on. Hold on.
- Oh...
270
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,104
Shit!
271
00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:09,480
Stop banging your head.
272
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,041
You're gonna bang
a fucking hole in the floor.
273
00:12:11,065 --> 00:12:12,608
[laughs]
274
00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:15,778
Yeah, you don't want to hurt
the fucking floor, do you?
275
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:20,408
I can't do anything for you,
but when Joe gets here,
276
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:25,246
which should be any time now,
he's gonna help you out.
277
00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:27,289
He's gonna take care of you. Okay?
278
00:12:27,373 --> 00:12:29,413
We're just gonna sit here,
we're gonna wait for Joe.
279
00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:32,795
Who are we waiting for?
280
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:34,839
Joe.
281
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,340
Yeah, that's right.
282
00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:43,222
Larry, I'm so fucking scared, man.
283
00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:49,103
Would you please hold me? [cries]
284
00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:50,729
Yeah, sure.
285
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,538
[whispers indistinctly]
286
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,832
[laughs]
287
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,838
[groans]
288
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,340
You go ahead and be scared.
289
00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:21,802
You've been brave enough for one day.
290
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:29,393
I just want you to relax now, okay?
291
00:13:29,477 --> 00:13:31,896
You're not gonna fucking die.
You're gonna be fine.
292
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,982
When Joe gets here,
he'll make you 100% again.
293
00:13:37,026 --> 00:13:39,653
I'm hurt. I'm hurt bad, Larry.
294
00:13:40,613 --> 00:13:43,782
- It's not good. No.
- [laughs]
295
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,284
Hey, Larry...
296
00:13:46,452 --> 00:13:49,079
bless your heart
for what you're trying to do.
297
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:53,167
I was panicking for a minute back there,
298
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,670
but I got my senses back now.
299
00:13:57,588 --> 00:14:00,674
Situation is I'm shot in the belly.
300
00:14:00,758 --> 00:14:03,469
Without medical attention, I'm gonna die.
301
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:09,058
Uh, I can't take you to a hospital.
302
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,976
Fuck jail, man!
303
00:14:11,644 --> 00:14:14,897
You don't have to take me in.
Just drive me up to the front, man.
304
00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:19,360
Just drop me on the sidewalk.
I'll take care of myself.
305
00:14:21,946 --> 00:14:25,491
I won't tell them anything, man.
I won't tell them anything.
306
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,619
I swear to fucking God, man.
307
00:14:30,538 --> 00:14:34,166
Just look in my eyes, Larry.
Look in my eyes.
308
00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:39,255
I won't tell them anything.
309
00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:42,007
You'll be safe, man.
310
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,679
You're not gonna fucking die, kid.
All right?
311
00:14:47,555 --> 00:14:50,558
Listen to me. You're gonna be fine.
312
00:14:51,976 --> 00:14:53,352
Along with the kneecap,
313
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:56,730
the gut is the most painful area
a guy can get shot in.
314
00:14:56,814 --> 00:14:58,023
No shit.
315
00:14:58,107 --> 00:15:00,776
But it takes a long time to die from it.
316
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,403
I'm talking days.
317
00:15:03,404 --> 00:15:05,447
You're gonna wish you were dead,
318
00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:07,700
but it takes days to die from your wound.
319
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:09,427
- Time is on your side.
- [door slams open]
320
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:11,495
Was that a fucking setup or what?
321
00:15:11,579 --> 00:15:13,122
[Mr. Orange groaning] Fucking right!
322
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:15,332
Shit! Orange got tagged?
323
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,543
Gutshot.
324
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:20,462
Fuck! Where's, uh, Brown?
325
00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:21,880
Dead.
326
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,383
Oh! How did he die?
327
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,303
How the fuck do you think?
328
00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:28,804
The cops shot him.
329
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,516
This is bad. This is so fucking bad.
330
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:34,685
Is it bad?
331
00:15:35,311 --> 00:15:36,478
As opposed to good?
332
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,773
Man, this is fucked up.
333
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:41,275
This is so fucked up.
334
00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:44,695
Somebody fucked us up big time, man.
335
00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:49,575
You really think we were set up?
336
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,827
Do you even doubt it, man?
337
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,847
I don't think we got set up,
I know we got set up.
338
00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:56,415
Seriously, where did
all those cops come from, huh?
339
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,768
One minute, they're not there,
the next minute, they're there?
340
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,377
I didn't hear any sirens.
341
00:16:01,045 --> 00:16:03,047
The alarm went off, okay.
When an alarm goes off,
342
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,816
you got an average
of four minutes response time.
343
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,485
Unless a patrol car is cruising
that street at that particular moment,
344
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:10,054
you got four minutes
before they can realistically respond.
345
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,306
In one minute,
there were 17 blue boys out there,
346
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,951
all loaded for bear, all knowing
exactly what the fuck they were doing.
347
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,602
They were all just there.
348
00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:20,522
Remember that second wave
that showed up in the cars?
349
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:22,125
Those were the ones
responding to the alarm.
350
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:25,486
Those first motherfuckers,
I'm telling you, they were waiting for us.
351
00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,655
Haven't you fucking thought about this?
352
00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:30,199
I haven't had a chance to think.
353
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,619
First, I was just trying to
get the fuck out of there.
354
00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:37,039
And after we got away,
I've just been dealing with him.
355
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:40,060
Let's start fucking thinking about it.
'Cause that's all I'm thinking about.
356
00:16:40,084 --> 00:16:43,212
I wasn't even gonna come here.
I was gonna just drive off.
357
00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:45,589
Because whoever set us up
knows about this place.
358
00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:47,513
There could have been cops here
waiting for us.
359
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:50,719
There could be cops
coming here right now! [sighs]
360
00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:56,392
Let's go in the other room. Hey! In there.
361
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:59,103
[moans] Don't leave me!
362
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,813
I'm gonna die.
363
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:03,177
I'm just gonna be in that room.
Just over the other side.
364
00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:05,234
I'll be right there, okay?
365
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,236
I'll be right there looking at you.
366
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,321
I'm right here looking at you, okay?
367
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,534
Lie down. Right in here. Right over there.
368
00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:17,663
[sobs] Larry.
369
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,791
I'm gonna fucking die.
370
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,084
Larry!
371
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:27,214
[Mr. Pink]
What the fuck am I doing here, man?
372
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:29,425
You know, I felt funny
about this job right off.
373
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,778
As soon as I felt it, I should have said,
"No, thank you," and walked,
374
00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:33,220
but I didn't fucking listen.
375
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,584
It's like every time I got caught
buying weed, same thing.
376
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:38,451
I didn't trust the guy, felt funny
about him, but I wanted to believe him.
377
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:41,413
Because if he's not lying, and it really
is Thai stick, then it's great, right?
378
00:17:41,437 --> 00:17:42,688
But no, it's never Thai stick.
379
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,816
I always said if I felt that way about
a job, I'd fucking walk and I didn't!
380
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,044
- [glass shatters]
- I didn't 'cause of the fucking money!
381
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,696
What's done is done. I need you cool.
382
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,198
Are you cool?
383
00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:56,118
- [clattering]
- All right, I'm cool.
384
00:17:57,995 --> 00:17:59,997
Splash some water on your face.
385
00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:06,170
- Take a breather.
- [sighs]
386
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,811
Relax. Have a cigarette.
387
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:26,648
- I quit.
- All right.
388
00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:28,066
Why, you got one?
389
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,326
Yeah.
390
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,914
Here you go. Have a Chesterfield.
391
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:43,707
Thanks.
392
00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:05,062
- Okay. Let's go through what happened.
- Okay.
393
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,147
We're in the place.
Everything's going fine.
394
00:19:07,815 --> 00:19:09,566
- Then the alarm gets tripped.
- Right.
395
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,862
I turn around
and all these cops are outside.
396
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:19,284
You're right, because bam,
I blink my eyes, and they're there.
397
00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:21,578
Everybody starts going apeshit.
398
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,289
Then Mr. Blonde
starts to shoot all the em--
399
00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:25,582
That's not correct.
400
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,585
- What's wrong with it?
- Okay.
401
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:31,171
The cops did not show up
after the alarm went off.
402
00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:34,716
The cops didn't show up until after
Mr. Blonde started shooting everybody.
403
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,927
As soon as I heard the alarm,
I saw the cops.
404
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,530
No, I'm telling you,
it wasn't that soon, okay?
405
00:19:38,554 --> 00:19:42,057
They didn't let their presence be known
until after Mr. Blonde became a madman.
406
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,580
I'm not saying they weren't there.
I'm saying they were there.
407
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:46,436
But they didn't make their move
408
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,897
until after Mr. Blonde
started shooting everybody.
409
00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:50,983
That's how I know we were set up.
410
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,503
[sighs] Come on, Mr. White,
you-- you could see that.
411
00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:55,404
Look, look! Enough of this Mr. White shit.
412
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:57,614
Wait, wait, wait!
Don't tell me your fucking name!
413
00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,074
I don't want to know it.
414
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,159
Jesus Christ, I ain't gonna tell you mine.
415
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:03,787
[sighs]
416
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:08,542
You're right. This is bad.
417
00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:16,008
How did you get out?
418
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,260
I shot my way out.
419
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:20,762
Everybody started shooting,
so I blasted my way out of there.
420
00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:24,850
- [alarm bell ringing]
- [sirens wailing in distance]
421
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,144
Move it! Get out of the way!
422
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,854
[Mr. Pink] Get the fuck out of the way!
423
00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,482
Get the fuck out of the way!
424
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,819
- Move it!
- Get out of the way!
425
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:38,030
- [shouts]
- [clattering]
426
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:44,661
Jesus Christ!
What the fuck is your problem, man?
427
00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:46,079
You fucking asshole!
428
00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:47,873
- Fucker!
- [bystander screams]
429
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:48,957
Move!
430
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,375
[bystander 2] Get down, Ernie!
431
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,295
[horn honks]
432
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:57,549
[driver] Jesus!
433
00:20:57,633 --> 00:21:00,052
Get out of the car!
Get the fuck out of the car!
434
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:02,346
Move it! Move out of the way!
435
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,680
[driver screams]
436
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:11,355
[screams]
437
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:27,496
[tires squeal]
438
00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:29,581
[sirens wailing, faint]
439
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,251
I tagged a couple of cops.
440
00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:37,464
- Did you kill anybody?
- A few cops.
441
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,341
No real people?
442
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,717
Just cops.
443
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,773
Man, could you believe Mr. Blonde?
444
00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:59,194
That was the most insane fucking thing
I have ever seen.
445
00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:02,072
Why the fuck would Joe
hire a guy like that?
446
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:03,615
I don't want to kill anybody.
447
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:06,469
If I gotta get out that door
and you're standing in my way,
448
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,662
one way or the other,
you're getting out of my way.
449
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,288
That's the way I look at it.
450
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:15,961
The choice between doing ten years
and taking out some stupid motherfucker...
451
00:22:17,963 --> 00:22:19,923
ain't no choice at all.
452
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:22,009
But I ain't no madman, either.
453
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:24,678
What the fuck was Joe thinking?
454
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,430
Can't work with a guy like that.
455
00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:32,310
We're awful goddamn lucky he didn't tag us
when he shot the place up.
456
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:35,605
I came this close
to taking his ass out myself.
457
00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:39,484
I mean, everybody panics. Everybody.
458
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:42,988
Things get tense.
It's human nature, you panic.
459
00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:45,073
I don't care what your name is.
You can't help it.
460
00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:49,953
Fuck, man, you panic on the inside.
In your head, you know?
461
00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:52,497
You give yourself a couple of seconds.
462
00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:54,976
You get a-- You get a hold
of the situation. You deal with it.
463
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,478
What you don't do is start shooting up
the place and start killing people.
464
00:22:57,502 --> 00:23:00,505
No. What you're supposed to do
is act like a fucking professional.
465
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:03,592
A psychopath ain't a professional.
466
00:23:04,593 --> 00:23:06,428
Can't work with a psychopath.
467
00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:08,972
You don't know what those sick assholes
are gonna do next.
468
00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:15,228
I mean, Jesus Christ, how old
do you think that Black girl was, 20?
469
00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:17,647
- Maybe 21?
- If that.
470
00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:21,860
Hey, look, did you see
what happened to anybody else?
471
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:26,406
Me and Orange jumped in the car,
Brown floored it.
472
00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:28,909
After that, I don't know what went down.
473
00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:31,286
Well, at that point,
it was every man for himself.
474
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,474
As far as Mr. Blonde and Mr. Blue
are concerned, I ain't got the foggiest.
475
00:23:34,498 --> 00:23:36,500
'Cause once I got out,
I never looked back.
476
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:39,294
- What do you think?
- [exhales] What do I think?
477
00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:42,130
I mean, you know, the cops
either caught 'em or killed 'em.
478
00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:46,468
No chance they punched through?
You found a hole.
479
00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:48,303
Yeah, and that was a fucking miracle.
480
00:23:49,096 --> 00:23:51,515
But even if they did get away,
then where the fuck are they?
481
00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:56,329
You don't think it's possible one of them
got ahold of the diamonds and...
482
00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:57,938
No. No way.
483
00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,648
How can you be so sure?
484
00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:02,651
I got the diamonds.
485
00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:08,740
[chuckles]
486
00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:12,536
That's my boy.
487
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,331
- Where?
- I stashed 'em.
488
00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:18,208
Look, if you want to come with me,
489
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:20,585
let's go get 'em right now,
right this second, man.
490
00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:24,339
'Cause I think staying here, man,
we should have our fucking heads examined.
491
00:24:24,422 --> 00:24:26,466
That was the plan. We meet here.
492
00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:28,301
Then where the fuck is everybody?
493
00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:31,596
I say the plan becomes null and void once
we find out we got a rat in the house.
494
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,880
We ain't got the slightest fucking idea
what happened to Mr. Blonde and Mr. Blue.
495
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,935
They could both be dead
or maybe they're arrested.
496
00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:40,272
The cops could have 'em right now
at the station house, sweatin' 'em down.
497
00:24:40,355 --> 00:24:43,358
They don't know our names, but they
could be singin' about this place.
498
00:24:47,154 --> 00:24:48,363
[Mr. White sighs]
499
00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:54,870
I swear to God,
I think I'm fucking jinxed.
500
00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:56,830
What?
501
00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:01,751
Two jobs back, it was a four-man job.
502
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:04,963
We discovered one of the team
was an undercover cop.
503
00:25:06,923 --> 00:25:08,216
No shit.
504
00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:12,262
Thank God we discovered it in time.
505
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:15,056
Had to forget the whole thing,
just walk the fuck away from it.
506
00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:18,018
So who's the rat this time?
507
00:25:18,727 --> 00:25:19,853
Mr. Blue?
508
00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:22,063
Mr. Brown?
509
00:25:22,147 --> 00:25:23,565
[scoffs] Joe?
510
00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:26,693
Listen, Joe set this whole thing up.
Maybe he set it up to set it up.
511
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:28,111
I don't buy it.
512
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:30,363
Me and Joe go back a long time.
513
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:33,658
I can tell you definitely, Joe don't know
a fucking thing about this bullshit.
514
00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:35,744
Hey, look, I've known Joe
since I was a kid, okay?
515
00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:38,580
And me saying he definitely
had nothing to do with it is ridiculous.
516
00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:41,642
I can say I definitely didn't do it
'cause I know what I did or I didn't do,
517
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:43,394
but I cannot definitely say that
about anybody else
518
00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:45,128
'cause I don't definitely know.
519
00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:46,755
For all I know, you're the rat.
520
00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:49,382
For all I know, you're the fucking rat!
521
00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:52,177
All right! Now you're using
your fucking head!
522
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:53,929
For all we know, he's the rat.
523
00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:58,183
Hey, that kid in there is dying
from a fucking bullet I saw him take,
524
00:25:58,266 --> 00:26:00,268
so don't you be calling him a rat!
525
00:26:00,352 --> 00:26:02,771
Look, I'm right, okay?
526
00:26:02,854 --> 00:26:04,481
Somebody's a fucking rat.
527
00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:12,739
Where's the commode in this dungeon?
I gotta take a squirt.
528
00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:19,579
Go down the hall, make a left,
go up the stairs, and make a right.
529
00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:29,673
[Joe] By the way, how's Alabama?
530
00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:31,758
Alabama? Hmm.
531
00:26:31,841 --> 00:26:34,386
I haven't seen 'Bama
in over a year and a half.
532
00:26:35,679 --> 00:26:37,347
I thought you two were a team.
533
00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:40,976
We were for a little while.
534
00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:44,688
Did about four jobs together,
then decided to call it quits.
535
00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:45,897
Why?
536
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:51,569
Mmm, you push that
woman-man thing too long
537
00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:53,238
and it gets to you after a while.
538
00:26:53,321 --> 00:26:55,490
What's she doing now?
539
00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:59,119
She hooked up with Frank McGarr.
They've done a couple jobs together.
540
00:26:59,202 --> 00:27:01,288
Hell of a woman. Good little thief.
541
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:06,876
So explain the telegram.
542
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,670
Five-man job,
543
00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:11,006
busting in and busting out
of a diamond wholesaler's.
544
00:27:11,089 --> 00:27:14,092
Can you move the ice afterwards?
I don't know nobody that can move ice.
545
00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:16,303
No problem. We got guys waiting for it.
546
00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:19,806
What happened to Marcellus Spivey?
Didn't he always move your ice?
547
00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:22,225
He's doing 20 years in Susanville.
548
00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:25,562
Twenty years? Holy God. What for?
549
00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:27,063
- Bad luck.
- [chuckles]
550
00:27:27,147 --> 00:27:28,982
I guess you could say that again.
551
00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:31,860
What's the exposure like?
552
00:27:31,943 --> 00:27:34,821
Two minutes tops,
but it's a tough two minutes.
553
00:27:34,904 --> 00:27:37,907
Daylight during business hours,
dealing with the crowd.
554
00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:40,910
But you'll have the guys
to deal with the crowd.
555
00:27:40,994 --> 00:27:42,329
How many employees?
556
00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:45,623
I'd say around 20. Security pretty lax.
557
00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:47,625
They most usually just deal in boxes.
558
00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:51,046
You know, uncut stones
from the diamond syndicate.
559
00:27:51,129 --> 00:27:52,714
But on this particular day,
560
00:27:52,797 --> 00:27:55,383
they're getting a shipment
of polished stones from Israel.
561
00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:58,178
They're like a way station, you know?
562
00:27:58,261 --> 00:28:00,555
They're to get picked up the next day
and sent to Vermont.
563
00:28:00,638 --> 00:28:01,723
No, they're not.
564
00:28:02,766 --> 00:28:04,601
[both laugh]
565
00:28:05,268 --> 00:28:06,561
What's the cut, Papa?
566
00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:09,064
Juicy, Junior.
567
00:28:09,147 --> 00:28:11,858
Real juicy. [chuckles]
568
00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:17,072
Hey, look, man, you do what you want.
I'm out of here, man.
569
00:28:17,155 --> 00:28:19,074
I'm gonna check into a motel
for a few days.
570
00:28:19,157 --> 00:28:21,159
You know, I'll lay low,
and I'll call Joe--
571
00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:23,995
Oh, shit. Did he fucking die on us?
572
00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:28,124
Huh? Is he dead or what?
573
00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:32,170
He ain't dead.
574
00:28:32,253 --> 00:28:33,463
What is it?
575
00:28:36,341 --> 00:28:39,219
Scared the fucking shit out of me, man.
I thought he was dead for sure.
576
00:28:40,678 --> 00:28:43,181
Without medical attention,
he will die for sure.
577
00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:46,810
What are we gonna do, man?
We can't take him to a hospital.
578
00:28:49,145 --> 00:28:52,941
Without medical attention,
that man might not live through the night.
579
00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:55,735
The bullet in his belly is my fault.
580
00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:59,906
While that might not mean jack shit
to you, it means a hell of a lot to me.
581
00:28:59,989 --> 00:29:02,659
First things first. Staying here is goofy.
We gotta book up.
582
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:06,162
What do you suggest we do, go to a hotel?
583
00:29:06,246 --> 00:29:08,581
We got a guy shot in the belly.
He can't walk.
584
00:29:08,665 --> 00:29:10,500
He bleeds like a stuck pig.
585
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:12,752
When he's awake, he screams in pain.
586
00:29:12,836 --> 00:29:16,005
[sighs] You got an idea, spit it out.
587
00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:17,924
Joe could help.
588
00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:19,634
We get in touch with Joe.
589
00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:22,846
Joe could get him to a doctor.
590
00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:24,806
Joe could get a doctor to come to see him.
591
00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:28,643
Assuming we can trust Joe,
how are we gonna get in touch with him?
592
00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:32,021
Huh? He's supposed to be here,
but he ain't,
593
00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:34,107
which is making me very nervous
about being here.
594
00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:35,942
Even if he is on the up-and-up,
595
00:29:36,025 --> 00:29:37,962
I don't think he's gonna be
too happy with us, okay?
596
00:29:37,986 --> 00:29:40,506
He planned a robbery,
and he's got a bloodbath on his hands now.
597
00:29:40,530 --> 00:29:43,241
He's got dead cops,
dead robbers, dead civilians.
598
00:29:44,033 --> 00:29:47,036
Jesus Christ, I-- I tend to doubt
he's gonna have sympathy for our plight.
599
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,165
If I was him, I'd try and put as much
distance between me and this mess
600
00:29:50,248 --> 00:29:51,749
as humanly possible.
601
00:29:55,336 --> 00:30:00,550
Before you got here, Mr. Orange
was asking me to take him to a doctor,
602
00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:01,926
to a hospital.
603
00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:07,015
I don't like the idea
of turning him over to the cops,
604
00:30:07,098 --> 00:30:09,058
but if we don't, he's gonna die.
605
00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:11,311
He begged me to do it.
606
00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:16,649
Well, all right, then I guess
we take him to a hospital.
607
00:30:16,733 --> 00:30:18,234
If that's what he said, let's do it.
608
00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:21,696
Since he don't know nothing about us,
I say it's his decision.
609
00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:23,406
Well, he knows a little about me.
610
00:30:26,576 --> 00:30:27,869
What?
611
00:30:27,952 --> 00:30:29,954
Wait, wait.
You didn't tell him your name, did you?
612
00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:32,248
I told him my first name
and where I was from.
613
00:30:33,124 --> 00:30:34,334
Why?
614
00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:38,171
I told him where I was from
a few days ago.
615
00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:40,673
It was just a natural conversation.
616
00:30:41,633 --> 00:30:44,594
What was telling him your name
when you weren't supposed to?
617
00:30:44,677 --> 00:30:46,012
He asked.
618
00:30:47,805 --> 00:30:51,267
We had just gotten away from the cops.
He just got shot.
619
00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:53,603
It was my fault he got shot.
620
00:30:54,979 --> 00:30:57,315
He's a fucking bloody mess.
621
00:30:57,398 --> 00:30:58,691
He's screaming.
622
00:30:59,901 --> 00:31:03,112
I swear to God, I thought
he was gonna die right then and there.
623
00:31:03,196 --> 00:31:04,822
I'm trying to comfort him,
624
00:31:06,115 --> 00:31:08,243
telling him not to worry,
everything is gonna be okay,
625
00:31:08,326 --> 00:31:09,744
I'm gonna take care of him.
626
00:31:10,828 --> 00:31:12,664
And he asked me what my name was.
627
00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:17,043
I mean, the man was dying in my arms.
628
00:31:17,126 --> 00:31:19,462
What the fuck was I supposed to do?
629
00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:25,051
Tell him, "I'm sorry.
I can't give out that fucking information!
630
00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:27,679
It's against the rules!
631
00:31:28,972 --> 00:31:30,682
I don't trust you enough!"
632
00:31:31,975 --> 00:31:33,977
Well, maybe I should've, but I couldn't.
633
00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:37,480
- I don't--
- Fuck you, and fuck Joe!
634
00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:39,804
Yeah, I'm sure it was a very beautiful
scene between you.
635
00:31:39,857 --> 00:31:42,086
- Don't fucking patronize me!
- I got one question for you.
636
00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:43,671
Do they have a sheet on you,
where you're from?
637
00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:45,947
- Yeah!
- Well, that's that then, man.
638
00:31:46,030 --> 00:31:48,908
Jesus Christ, I was worried about
mug shot possibilities as it was.
639
00:31:48,992 --> 00:31:51,286
Now he knows A, your name,
B, what you look like,
640
00:31:51,369 --> 00:31:53,347
C, where you're from,
and D, what your specialty is.
641
00:31:53,371 --> 00:31:56,350
They're not gonna have to show him
a lot of pictures for him to pick you out.
642
00:31:56,374 --> 00:31:57,875
I mean, that's it, right?
643
00:31:57,959 --> 00:32:00,479
You didn't tell him anything else
that could narrow down the selection?
644
00:32:00,503 --> 00:32:03,923
If I have to tell you again to back off,
me and you are gonna go round and round.
645
00:32:04,007 --> 00:32:05,800
We ain't taking him to a hospital.
646
00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:08,720
If we don't, he's gonna die.
647
00:32:08,803 --> 00:32:11,764
And I'm very sad about that
but some fellas are lucky and some ain't.
648
00:32:12,682 --> 00:32:14,517
What the fuck
are you touching me for, man?
649
00:32:16,352 --> 00:32:18,605
[grunting]
650
00:32:19,856 --> 00:32:22,001
You wanna fuck with me!
I'll show you who you're fucking with!
651
00:32:22,025 --> 00:32:24,253
You want to shoot me, you piece of shit?
Go ahead. Take a shot.
652
00:32:24,277 --> 00:32:25,737
Fuck you, White.
653
00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:28,031
I didn't create this situation.
I'm dealing with it.
654
00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:29,800
You're acting like
a first-year fucking thief.
655
00:32:29,824 --> 00:32:31,284
I'm acting like a professional!
656
00:32:31,367 --> 00:32:32,952
If they get him, they can get you.
657
00:32:33,036 --> 00:32:35,455
They get you, they get closer to me,
and that can't happen!
658
00:32:36,205 --> 00:32:37,957
You're looking at me like it's my fault?
659
00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:40,752
I didn't tell him my name.
I didn't tell him where I was from.
660
00:32:41,628 --> 00:32:44,172
Shit, 15 minutes ago
you almost told me your name.
661
00:32:44,255 --> 00:32:46,507
Your buddy got us stuck
in a situation you created.
662
00:32:46,591 --> 00:32:49,344
So if you want to throw bad looks
somewhere, throw 'em at a mirror!
663
00:32:50,094 --> 00:32:52,096
You kids shouldn't play so rough.
664
00:32:53,181 --> 00:32:54,932
Somebody's gonna start crying.
665
00:32:56,059 --> 00:32:57,602
[Mr. Pink] Mr. Blonde.
666
00:32:59,854 --> 00:33:01,981
Shit. Fucking kicking me.
667
00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:08,279
What happened to you?
668
00:33:09,197 --> 00:33:10,615
I figured you were dead.
669
00:33:14,202 --> 00:33:16,496
Hey! You okay?
670
00:33:18,289 --> 00:33:20,500
Did you see what happened to Blue?
671
00:33:20,583 --> 00:33:22,186
We didn't know what happened
to you and Blue.
672
00:33:22,210 --> 00:33:24,212
That's what we were wondering about.
Come on, man.
673
00:33:26,381 --> 00:33:29,175
Look, Brown is dead,
Orange got it in the belly.
674
00:33:29,258 --> 00:33:31,511
Enough! Enough!
675
00:33:31,594 --> 00:33:33,763
You better start talking, asshole,
676
00:33:34,722 --> 00:33:37,558
'cause we got shit we need to talk about.
677
00:33:37,642 --> 00:33:39,352
We're already freaked out.
678
00:33:39,435 --> 00:33:42,814
We need you acting freaky
like we need a fucking bag on our hip.
679
00:33:43,898 --> 00:33:45,608
Okay. Let's talk.
680
00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:48,152
We think we got a rat in the house.
681
00:33:48,236 --> 00:33:50,154
I guarantee we got a rat in the house.
682
00:33:50,238 --> 00:33:52,031
What makes you say that?
683
00:33:52,115 --> 00:33:54,158
Is that supposed to be funny?
684
00:33:54,242 --> 00:33:56,577
Look, we think this place ain't safe.
685
00:33:57,286 --> 00:34:00,246
This place just ain't secure anymore.
We're leaving. You should go with us.
686
00:34:00,665 --> 00:34:02,083
Nobody's going anywhere.
687
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:05,670
[scoffs] Piss on this fucking turd!
688
00:34:05,753 --> 00:34:07,338
We're out of here.
689
00:34:07,422 --> 00:34:08,923
Don't take another step, Mr. White.
690
00:34:09,841 --> 00:34:11,718
Fuck you, maniac!
691
00:34:15,138 --> 00:34:17,515
It's your fucking fault
we're in this trouble.
692
00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:19,183
What's this guy's problem?
693
00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:20,601
What's my problem?
694
00:34:20,685 --> 00:34:22,228
Yeah, I got a fucking problem.
695
00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:24,439
I got a big fucking problem
696
00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:28,192
with any trigger-happy madman
almost gets me shot!
697
00:34:30,069 --> 00:34:31,946
What the fuck you talking about?
698
00:34:32,029 --> 00:34:33,740
That fucking shooting spree!
699
00:34:34,991 --> 00:34:37,285
In the store, remember?
700
00:34:37,368 --> 00:34:39,954
Oh, fuck 'em. They set off the alarm.
701
00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:42,039
They deserve what they got.
702
00:34:42,123 --> 00:34:44,125
You almost killed me!
703
00:34:45,376 --> 00:34:46,461
Asshole!
704
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,383
If I'd known what kind of guy you were,
I never would've agreed to work with you.
705
00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:53,885
[sniffs, clears throat]
706
00:34:54,510 --> 00:34:57,138
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy,
707
00:34:58,473 --> 00:35:00,016
or are you gonna bite?
708
00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:01,976
What was that?
709
00:35:04,854 --> 00:35:06,272
I'm sorry. I didn't catch it.
710
00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:08,691
Would you repeat it?
711
00:35:09,317 --> 00:35:11,944
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy,
712
00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:14,781
or are you gonna bite?
713
00:35:14,864 --> 00:35:17,366
Oh, Christ. Look, you two assholes,
calm the fuck down.
714
00:35:17,450 --> 00:35:20,620
Hey, come on!
What, are we on a playground here, huh?
715
00:35:20,703 --> 00:35:22,413
Am I the only professional?
716
00:35:22,497 --> 00:35:24,916
You're acting like a bunch
of fucking niggers, man.
717
00:35:24,999 --> 00:35:26,375
You ever worked with niggers, huh?
718
00:35:26,459 --> 00:35:28,228
Just like you two, always saying
they're gonna kill each other.
719
00:35:28,252 --> 00:35:30,147
You said yourself
you thought about taking him out.
720
00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:32,840
- You fucking said that?
- Yeah, I did, okay? I did.
721
00:35:32,924 --> 00:35:36,344
But that was then. Right now, this guy
is the only one I completely trust.
722
00:35:36,427 --> 00:35:38,447
He's too fucking homicidal
to be working with the cops.
723
00:35:38,471 --> 00:35:40,807
- You're taking his side?
- No! Fuck sides, man!
724
00:35:40,890 --> 00:35:42,517
What we need is a little solidarity.
725
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,286
Somebody's sticking
a red-hot poker up our asses.
726
00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:46,145
I want to know whose name's on the handle.
727
00:35:47,230 --> 00:35:49,398
[exhales] Fuck.
728
00:35:49,482 --> 00:35:51,442
Look, I know I'm no piece of shit,
729
00:35:51,526 --> 00:35:53,402
and I'm pretty sure you're okay.
730
00:35:53,486 --> 00:35:55,321
And I'm fucking positive
you're on the level.
731
00:35:55,404 --> 00:35:56,405
[scoffs]
732
00:35:56,489 --> 00:35:58,908
Let's try and figure out
who the bad guy is, all right?
733
00:35:59,909 --> 00:36:00,993
[sighs]
734
00:36:01,702 --> 00:36:03,496
Wow. [chuckles]
735
00:36:03,579 --> 00:36:06,499
That was really exciting. [laughs]
736
00:36:07,583 --> 00:36:10,419
I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan,
aren't you?
737
00:36:11,128 --> 00:36:12,922
[laughs]
738
00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:15,258
Me, too. I love that guy.
739
00:36:17,385 --> 00:36:20,388
My heart's beating so fast,
I'm about to have a heart attack here.
740
00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:22,223
Yeah?
741
00:36:22,306 --> 00:36:27,061
I got something outside that, uh,
I'd like to show you guys, so follow me.
742
00:36:27,144 --> 00:36:29,021
Follow you? Where?
743
00:36:30,106 --> 00:36:31,440
To my car.
744
00:36:32,692 --> 00:36:35,194
What, did you forget your french fries
to go with the soda?
745
00:36:35,278 --> 00:36:37,154
- I had them already.
- Yeah?
746
00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:39,258
I got something I think
you might want to see, though.
747
00:36:39,282 --> 00:36:40,533
- What?
- It's a big surprise.
748
00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:43,661
I'm sure you'll like it. Come on.
749
00:36:54,171 --> 00:36:56,424
[Mr. Pink]
We still gotta get out of here, you know.
750
00:36:56,507 --> 00:36:58,926
No. We're gonna stick around,
we're gonna wait.
751
00:36:59,010 --> 00:37:01,762
- What for, the cops?
- No. Nice Guy Eddie.
752
00:37:02,471 --> 00:37:03,764
- Nice Guy Eddie?
- Yeah.
753
00:37:03,848 --> 00:37:07,059
What makes you think he isn't on a plane
right now halfway to Costa Rica?
754
00:37:07,143 --> 00:37:10,229
Because I spoke to him on the phone
and he said he's on the way down here.
755
00:37:10,313 --> 00:37:11,647
You talked to Nice Guy Eddie?
756
00:37:11,731 --> 00:37:13,774
Why the fuck didn't you say that
in the first place?
757
00:37:13,858 --> 00:37:15,234
'Cause you never asked me.
758
00:37:15,318 --> 00:37:17,486
Hardy-fucking-har. What'd he say?
759
00:37:18,195 --> 00:37:19,906
He said stay put.
760
00:37:19,989 --> 00:37:21,824
So in the meantime...
761
00:37:22,491 --> 00:37:24,577
I'll show you guys something.
762
00:37:27,955 --> 00:37:29,874
[all laugh]
763
00:37:29,957 --> 00:37:31,334
Jesus Christ.
764
00:37:32,043 --> 00:37:34,646
[Mr. Blonde] Maybe our boy in blue here
can answer some of these questions
765
00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:37,924
about this rat business
you've been talking about.
766
00:37:38,007 --> 00:37:39,759
You're a piece of work, my friend.
767
00:37:40,885 --> 00:37:43,012
Ain't a bad idea.
Let's get him the fuck out of here.
768
00:37:45,806 --> 00:37:47,600
[Joe] Hey, Sid, will you relax?
769
00:37:47,683 --> 00:37:49,268
I know you a long time.
770
00:37:49,352 --> 00:37:51,562
I'm not worried.
I know you'll pay me back.
771
00:37:52,647 --> 00:37:55,483
Don't tell me what I already know.
Don't embarrass me.
772
00:37:56,567 --> 00:37:59,153
So you had a few bad months.
773
00:37:59,236 --> 00:38:00,655
You do what everybody else does.
774
00:38:00,738 --> 00:38:03,783
I don't care if it's JP Morgan
or Irving the tailor.
775
00:38:03,866 --> 00:38:05,534
You ride it out.
776
00:38:05,618 --> 00:38:07,662
- Vic Vega's outside.
- Hold on.
777
00:38:08,329 --> 00:38:10,373
- Who?
- Vic Vega.
778
00:38:10,456 --> 00:38:12,208
Oh, tell him to come in.
779
00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:14,961
- I gotta go. A friend of mine's outside.
- Come on in.
780
00:38:15,044 --> 00:38:17,171
Keep your chin up. I'll be talking to you.
781
00:38:17,254 --> 00:38:18,464
Don't worry.
782
00:38:23,010 --> 00:38:25,221
Hey, welcome home, Vic.
783
00:38:25,304 --> 00:38:26,597
Joe.
784
00:38:26,681 --> 00:38:28,182
How does freedom feel, huh?
785
00:38:28,891 --> 00:38:30,142
It's a change.
786
00:38:30,226 --> 00:38:32,144
Ain't that the sad truth?
787
00:38:32,228 --> 00:38:34,647
Sit down. Take your coat off.
Make yourself at home.
788
00:38:35,272 --> 00:38:37,024
- Want a little drink?
- Yeah.
789
00:38:37,108 --> 00:38:39,318
How about a little, uh, Rémy Martin?
790
00:38:39,402 --> 00:38:41,028
[chuckles] Sure.
791
00:38:42,279 --> 00:38:43,781
Who's your parole officer?
792
00:38:45,074 --> 00:38:47,201
[sighs] Seymour Scagnetti.
793
00:38:47,785 --> 00:38:48,995
How is he?
794
00:38:50,621 --> 00:38:52,289
He's a fucking asshole.
795
00:38:52,373 --> 00:38:54,208
Won't even let me leave the halfway house.
796
00:38:54,291 --> 00:38:56,419
You know, it never ceases to amaze me.
797
00:38:57,169 --> 00:38:59,213
A fucking jungle bunny goes out there,
798
00:38:59,296 --> 00:39:01,340
slits some old woman's throat
for 25 cents,
799
00:39:01,424 --> 00:39:04,176
he gets Doris Day for a parole officer.
800
00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:07,596
Good fella like you winds up
with a ball-busting prick.
801
00:39:10,099 --> 00:39:11,434
I want you to know I appreciate
802
00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:13,394
all the packages
you sent me on the inside.
803
00:39:13,477 --> 00:39:16,605
What the hell was I supposed to do,
forget about you?
804
00:39:17,732 --> 00:39:20,401
I just want you to know
that it meant a lot to me.
805
00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:22,236
Hey, it was the least I could do.
806
00:39:22,319 --> 00:39:24,113
I wish to hell I could have done
a lot more.
807
00:39:24,196 --> 00:39:25,823
Thanks a lot, Joe.
808
00:39:27,450 --> 00:39:28,659
Ah, Vic.
809
00:39:29,910 --> 00:39:31,829
[chuckles]
810
00:39:31,912 --> 00:39:33,539
Toothpick Vic.
811
00:39:35,583 --> 00:39:39,503
So tell me your story, kid.
What are your plans?
812
00:39:39,587 --> 00:39:41,088
You son of a bitch.
813
00:39:41,172 --> 00:39:43,132
I see you sitting there,
but I don't believe it.
814
00:39:43,215 --> 00:39:45,384
- How you doing, Toothpick?
- Hey, Eddie.
815
00:39:45,468 --> 00:39:46,844
Ahh!
816
00:39:46,927 --> 00:39:48,012
All right!
817
00:39:50,598 --> 00:39:53,601
Listen, I'm sorry.
I should've picked you up myself.
818
00:39:53,684 --> 00:39:56,395
I was-- My fucking-- I mean, it's been--
This week's been crazy.
819
00:39:56,479 --> 00:39:58,230
I've had my head up my ass the whole time.
820
00:39:58,314 --> 00:39:59,774
It's funny you should say that
821
00:39:59,857 --> 00:40:01,960
'cause that's what me and your daddy
were just talking about.
822
00:40:01,984 --> 00:40:03,736
That I should have picked you up?
823
00:40:03,819 --> 00:40:05,821
No, that you had your head up your ass.
824
00:40:06,697 --> 00:40:08,157
[both laugh]
825
00:40:09,033 --> 00:40:12,661
I walk in the door, he's like,
"Vic, I'm so glad somebody's finally here
826
00:40:12,745 --> 00:40:14,705
who knows what's going on.
827
00:40:14,789 --> 00:40:16,415
My son Eddie is a fuck-up.
828
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:19,210
He's ruining the business.
829
00:40:20,628 --> 00:40:22,004
I mean, I love the guy,
830
00:40:22,088 --> 00:40:23,923
but he's flushing everything
down the toilet."
831
00:40:24,632 --> 00:40:26,967
That's what you said, right, Joe?
Tell him yourself.
832
00:40:27,802 --> 00:40:29,553
Eddie, I hate for you
to hear it like this,
833
00:40:29,637 --> 00:40:33,182
but, you know, Vic come in
and asked me how business was.
834
00:40:34,517 --> 00:40:37,520
You don't lie to a guy
who's just done four years in the slammer.
835
00:40:37,603 --> 00:40:38,729
Very true.
836
00:40:43,984 --> 00:40:46,403
All right! Enough of this shit!
Break it up!
837
00:40:46,487 --> 00:40:48,489
Come on! This ain't a playground!
838
00:40:50,616 --> 00:40:52,034
[Eddie laughs]
839
00:40:52,952 --> 00:40:58,040
You guys want to roll around on the floor,
you do it in Eddie's office, not mine.
840
00:40:58,124 --> 00:41:00,084
- Daddy, did you see that?
- What?
841
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,962
Guy got me on the ground,
he tried to fuck me.
842
00:41:03,045 --> 00:41:04,380
You wish.
843
00:41:04,463 --> 00:41:05,798
You sick bastard, Vic.
844
00:41:05,881 --> 00:41:07,967
You tried to fuck me
in my father's office.
845
00:41:08,050 --> 00:41:12,471
Look, Vic, whatever you want to do
in the privacy of your own home, go to it,
846
00:41:12,555 --> 00:41:13,889
but don't try to fuck me.
847
00:41:13,973 --> 00:41:16,142
I mean, I-- I don't think of you that way.
848
00:41:16,225 --> 00:41:18,978
I like you a lot, buddy,
but I don't think of you that way.
849
00:41:22,273 --> 00:41:26,694
Listen, if I was a butt cowboy,
I wouldn't even throw you to the posse.
850
00:41:26,777 --> 00:41:29,822
No, you wouldn't.
You'd keep me for yourself.
851
00:41:30,614 --> 00:41:32,950
You know, four years
fucking punks up the ass,
852
00:41:33,033 --> 00:41:34,886
you'd appreciate a piece of prime rib
when you see it.
853
00:41:34,910 --> 00:41:38,247
I might break you in, Nice Guy,
but I'd make you my dog's bitch.
854
00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:40,124
Ain't that a sad sight, Daddy?
855
00:41:40,207 --> 00:41:43,335
A man walks into prison a white man,
walks out talking like a fuckin' nigger.
856
00:41:43,419 --> 00:41:46,255
You know what?
I think it's all that Black semen
857
00:41:46,338 --> 00:41:47,840
been pumped up your ass so far,
858
00:41:47,923 --> 00:41:50,926
now it's backed into your fucking brain,
it's coming out your mouth.
859
00:41:51,886 --> 00:41:55,723
Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch,
I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.
860
00:41:55,806 --> 00:41:58,684
All right, enough of this shit!
I'm sick of it!
861
00:41:58,767 --> 00:42:00,311
Now, both of you sit down.
862
00:42:06,150 --> 00:42:11,322
Now, Eddie, when you came in here,
we were talking some serious business.
863
00:42:12,531 --> 00:42:14,491
Now, Vic here's got a parole problem.
864
00:42:14,575 --> 00:42:15,826
[Eddie] Who's your PO?
865
00:42:15,910 --> 00:42:17,411
Seymour Scagnetti.
866
00:42:17,494 --> 00:42:20,122
Scagnetti. Fuck.
867
00:42:20,789 --> 00:42:23,417
- I hear he's a motherfucker.
- Oh, he's a fucker.
868
00:42:24,418 --> 00:42:27,504
Won't even let me leave the halfway house
unless I get some shitty job.
869
00:42:28,088 --> 00:42:29,965
You're coming back to work for us, right?
870
00:42:33,510 --> 00:42:34,720
Well, I want to.
871
00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:38,557
First, I gotta prove to, uh, asshead
872
00:42:38,641 --> 00:42:41,977
that I can get a regular,
you know, job-job-type job,
873
00:42:42,061 --> 00:42:43,812
before I can move out on my own.
874
00:42:45,231 --> 00:42:46,774
I can't come back to work for you guys
875
00:42:46,857 --> 00:42:50,903
if I gotta worry about, uh,
making some silly-ass ten o'clock curfew
876
00:42:50,986 --> 00:42:52,321
every fucking night.
877
00:42:52,947 --> 00:42:55,491
All right, we can work this out,
can't we, Eddie?
878
00:42:56,825 --> 00:42:58,452
This ain't all that bad.
879
00:42:58,535 --> 00:43:00,746
We can get you a lot of legitimate jobs.
880
00:43:01,830 --> 00:43:04,458
I'll get you down into Long Beach
as a dock worker.
881
00:43:04,541 --> 00:43:06,585
I don't want to lift
no fucking crates, Eddie.
882
00:43:06,669 --> 00:43:09,088
Vic, you ain't gonna lift shit.
883
00:43:09,797 --> 00:43:11,590
You don't even work there.
884
00:43:11,674 --> 00:43:13,717
But as far as the records
are concerned, you do.
885
00:43:14,718 --> 00:43:17,030
I'll call Matthews the foreman
and tell him he's got a new guy.
886
00:43:17,054 --> 00:43:18,514
Boom, you're on the rotation.
887
00:43:19,181 --> 00:43:22,476
You get a time card.
It's clocked in and out for you every day.
888
00:43:22,559 --> 00:43:24,439
At the end of the week,
you get a nice paycheck.
889
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,146
Dock workers do very well.
890
00:43:27,273 --> 00:43:30,317
So you can move into a halfway decent
place without the Scagnetti fuck going,
891
00:43:30,401 --> 00:43:32,278
"Hey, where the fuck's
the money coming from?"
892
00:43:32,361 --> 00:43:34,947
And if he decides to make
a surprise visit,
893
00:43:35,948 --> 00:43:39,702
that's the day we sent you to Tustin,
pick up a load of shit and bring it back.
894
00:43:40,536 --> 00:43:44,540
If he comes back again,
"Hey, sorry, Seymour. You just missed him.
895
00:43:45,374 --> 00:43:48,711
We had to send him to the Taft airstrip
five fucking hours away.
896
00:43:48,794 --> 00:43:51,690
We had a load of shit we had to have him
pick up there and bring back here."
897
00:43:51,714 --> 00:43:55,217
Part of your job, Vic, is going
different places. That's the beauty of it.
898
00:43:55,301 --> 00:43:57,303
We got places all over the place.
899
00:43:58,095 --> 00:44:00,222
See, Vic? Did I tell you not to worry?
900
00:44:00,306 --> 00:44:02,349
Here Vic was worried.
901
00:44:02,433 --> 00:44:04,184
I'll take you down to Long Beach tomorrow.
902
00:44:04,268 --> 00:44:06,895
We'll get you fixed up with Matthews,
I'll tell him what's what.
903
00:44:09,773 --> 00:44:12,693
You know, I really appreciate
what you guys are doing,
904
00:44:12,776 --> 00:44:14,778
but I'd like to know when I can come back,
905
00:44:15,571 --> 00:44:17,740
you know, do some real work.
906
00:44:18,532 --> 00:44:20,117
[Joe] Well, it's hard to say.
907
00:44:20,993 --> 00:44:23,037
It's kind of a strange time now.
908
00:44:23,829 --> 00:44:25,039
Things are kind of--
909
00:44:25,122 --> 00:44:27,458
They're a little fucked up
is what they are.
910
00:44:28,542 --> 00:44:31,879
[sighs] We're just getting ready
for a big meeting right now in Vegas.
911
00:44:31,962 --> 00:44:36,467
[Joe] Look, just let Eddie for now
set you up at Long Beach,
912
00:44:36,550 --> 00:44:39,845
get you a job, give you some cash,
913
00:44:39,928 --> 00:44:43,182
and get this Scagnetti fuck off your back.
914
00:44:43,265 --> 00:44:45,392
Then we'll talk to you, all right?
915
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:47,603
Huh?
916
00:44:47,686 --> 00:44:48,729
Dad...
917
00:44:49,813 --> 00:44:51,315
I got an idea.
918
00:44:51,398 --> 00:44:53,400
Now, just-- just hear me out.
919
00:44:54,276 --> 00:44:56,945
I know you don't like
using the boys on these jobs,
920
00:44:57,863 --> 00:45:02,201
but Vic here, he's only been
nothing but good luck for us.
921
00:45:02,284 --> 00:45:05,287
The guy's a fucking rabbit's foot,
for crying out loud.
922
00:45:06,622 --> 00:45:08,123
I'd like to have him in.
923
00:45:08,916 --> 00:45:12,544
You know he can handle himself,
and you damn sure know you can trust him.
924
00:45:14,254 --> 00:45:18,467
Vic, how would you feel
about pulling a job
925
00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:20,761
with about five other guys?
926
00:45:23,055 --> 00:45:25,933
I'd feel great about it. [chuckles]
927
00:45:27,851 --> 00:45:29,436
[Blonde laughs]
928
00:45:30,020 --> 00:45:33,607
[deejay on radio] K-Billy's
Super Sounds of the '70s continues.
929
00:45:33,690 --> 00:45:35,776
And if you're the 12th caller,
930
00:45:35,859 --> 00:45:39,446
you'll win two tickets
to the Monster Truck Extravaganza
931
00:45:39,530 --> 00:45:42,699
being held tonight
at the Carson fairgrounds,
932
00:45:42,783 --> 00:45:47,704
featuring Big Daddy Don Bodine's truck,
The Behemoth.
933
00:45:47,788 --> 00:45:52,709
The 12th caller wins on the station
where the '70s survived.
934
00:45:52,793 --> 00:45:54,294
♪ I gotcha! ♪
935
00:45:54,378 --> 00:45:55,838
♪ Uh-huh, huh ♪
936
00:45:55,921 --> 00:45:57,841
♪ You thought
I didn't see you now, didn't you? ♪
937
00:45:58,382 --> 00:46:00,592
Hey, Dove, we got a major situation here.
938
00:46:01,218 --> 00:46:02,469
I know you know that.
939
00:46:02,553 --> 00:46:04,888
I gotta talk to Daddy
and find out what he wants done.
940
00:46:04,972 --> 00:46:06,807
♪ Give it here, come on! ♪
941
00:46:08,016 --> 00:46:09,852
- ♪ Hey! ♪
- [grunts]
942
00:46:09,935 --> 00:46:11,562
♪ Good God, hey! ♪
943
00:46:11,645 --> 00:46:12,646
[grunts]
944
00:46:12,729 --> 00:46:14,690
All I know is what Vic told me, man.
945
00:46:14,773 --> 00:46:17,234
He said the place
turned into a fucking bullet festival.
946
00:46:17,317 --> 00:46:19,695
He took a cop hostage
just to get the fuck out of there.
947
00:46:19,778 --> 00:46:21,572
Get up! Get up!
948
00:46:21,655 --> 00:46:24,825
♪ You promised me the day
That you quit your boyfriend ♪
949
00:46:24,908 --> 00:46:27,077
Do I sound like I'm fucking joking?
950
00:46:27,161 --> 00:46:29,538
He's fucking driving around
with a cop in his trunk!
951
00:46:29,621 --> 00:46:31,623
[song continues playing]
952
00:46:31,707 --> 00:46:34,209
♪ You promised me
It would be just us two ♪
953
00:46:34,293 --> 00:46:35,752
I don't know who did what!
954
00:46:36,378 --> 00:46:39,506
I--I don't know who's got the loot.
I don't know if anybody's got the loot.
955
00:46:39,590 --> 00:46:41,359
I don't know who's dead.
I don't know who's alive.
956
00:46:41,383 --> 00:46:43,343
I don't know who's caught.
I don't know who's not.
957
00:46:43,427 --> 00:46:46,054
♪ You never should've promised to me
Give it here ♪
958
00:46:46,138 --> 00:46:48,599
♪ Don't hold back now, give it here ♪
959
00:46:48,682 --> 00:46:50,517
♪ Don't say nothin', just give it here ♪
960
00:46:50,601 --> 00:46:53,729
♪ Come on, give it here
Uh, give it here ♪
961
00:46:53,812 --> 00:46:55,981
♪ Give it here, give it here ♪
962
00:46:56,064 --> 00:46:57,608
♪ Give it to me now ♪
963
00:46:57,691 --> 00:46:59,026
♪ Hey! I gotcha! ♪
964
00:46:59,109 --> 00:47:01,737
I will know. I'm practically there now.
965
00:47:03,363 --> 00:47:05,574
But what do I tell these guys about Daddy?
966
00:47:08,368 --> 00:47:11,455
All right.
You're sure that's what he said?
967
00:47:12,915 --> 00:47:14,541
Okay, that's what I'll tell 'em.
968
00:47:16,126 --> 00:47:18,670
[Mr. Pink] Huh? Fuck you!
You like being a fucking hero, huh?
969
00:47:18,754 --> 00:47:20,172
You like being a fucking hero, huh?
970
00:47:20,255 --> 00:47:21,798
You like being a fucking hero? Fuck!
971
00:47:22,549 --> 00:47:23,967
Ow, fuck!
972
00:47:25,177 --> 00:47:26,929
You're gonna suffer for nothing, pal.
973
00:47:27,888 --> 00:47:29,848
You hear me?
'Cause you're gonna fucking talk.
974
00:47:29,932 --> 00:47:32,035
- You're gonna fucking talk.
- I don't fucking know anything!
975
00:47:32,059 --> 00:47:35,979
You fucking know. You know.
Look at me. You fucking know.
976
00:47:36,063 --> 00:47:38,398
What in the Sam Hill's going on here?
977
00:47:38,482 --> 00:47:40,460
- You're asking what's going on?
- Hey, Nice Guy, we got a cop.
978
00:47:40,484 --> 00:47:41,902
Where the fuck is Joe?
979
00:47:43,028 --> 00:47:44,905
Holy shit. Orange is dead.
980
00:47:45,531 --> 00:47:48,951
No, he's not dead, but he will be
if we don't get him taken care of.
981
00:47:49,034 --> 00:47:51,495
We were set up.
The cops were there waiting for us.
982
00:47:51,578 --> 00:47:53,789
What? Nobody fucking set anybody up.
983
00:47:53,872 --> 00:47:56,375
- The cops were there waiting for us, man.
- Bullshit.
984
00:47:56,458 --> 00:47:58,335
Hey, fuck you, man!
You weren't there, we were!
985
00:47:58,418 --> 00:48:00,671
I'm telling you the cops
had that store staked out.
986
00:48:00,754 --> 00:48:04,049
Okay, Mr. Fucking Detective,
you're so fucking smart.
987
00:48:04,132 --> 00:48:05,342
Huh? Who did it?
988
00:48:05,425 --> 00:48:07,487
What the hell do you think
we've been asking each other?
989
00:48:07,511 --> 00:48:08,762
What did you come up with, huh?
990
00:48:08,845 --> 00:48:11,181
You think I did it?
You think I fucking set you up?
991
00:48:11,265 --> 00:48:13,350
I don't know, but somebody did.
992
00:48:14,518 --> 00:48:15,936
- [Pink sighs]
- Nobody did.
993
00:48:16,019 --> 00:48:18,188
You fucking assholes
turned a jewelry store into--
994
00:48:18,272 --> 00:48:19,731
Don't you call me an asshole!
995
00:48:19,815 --> 00:48:21,275
[Eddie] You fucking idiot.
996
00:48:21,358 --> 00:48:23,336
Turned a fucking jewelry store
into a wild west show,
997
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,904
and you wonder why
the fucking cops show up!
998
00:48:27,614 --> 00:48:28,865
Where's Joseph?
999
00:48:28,949 --> 00:48:32,369
I don't know. I ain't talked to him.
I talked to Dove.
1000
00:48:32,452 --> 00:48:34,997
He said Daddy's coming down here
and he's fucking pissed!
1001
00:48:35,789 --> 00:48:38,208
He's pissed? I told you he'd be pissed.
1002
00:48:38,292 --> 00:48:39,751
What did Joe say?
1003
00:48:39,835 --> 00:48:41,712
I told you I ain't talked to him!
1004
00:48:41,795 --> 00:48:43,380
All I know is he's pissed.
1005
00:48:43,463 --> 00:48:44,756
What are you gonna do about him?
1006
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,467
Jesus Christ, give me
a fucking chance to breathe.
1007
00:48:47,551 --> 00:48:48,969
I got a few questions of my own.
1008
00:48:49,052 --> 00:48:50,512
You ain't dying. He is.
1009
00:48:50,596 --> 00:48:54,016
All right, Mr. Fucking Compassion,
I will call somebody!
1010
00:48:54,099 --> 00:48:55,183
Who?
1011
00:48:56,018 --> 00:48:58,103
A fucking snake charmer. Who do you think?
1012
00:48:58,186 --> 00:49:01,231
I'll call a doctor!
He'll fix him right up.
1013
00:49:01,315 --> 00:49:03,525
Now, what happened to Brown and Blue?
1014
00:49:03,609 --> 00:49:05,652
Brown's dead.
We don't know what happened to Blue.
1015
00:49:05,736 --> 00:49:08,363
Brown's dead? Are you sure?
1016
00:49:08,447 --> 00:49:10,240
I'm sure. I was there.
1017
00:49:10,324 --> 00:49:11,658
He took one in the head.
1018
00:49:11,742 --> 00:49:13,952
Nobody's got a clue
what happened to Mr. Blue?
1019
00:49:14,036 --> 00:49:15,787
Either he's alive, or he's dead,
1020
00:49:16,455 --> 00:49:19,374
or the cops got him, or they don't.
1021
00:49:22,377 --> 00:49:24,713
I take it this is the bastard
you told me about?
1022
00:49:24,796 --> 00:49:26,214
Why you beating on him?
1023
00:49:27,007 --> 00:49:29,301
Maybe he can tell us
who the fuck set us up.
1024
00:49:29,384 --> 00:49:31,303
If you fucking
beat this prick long enough,
1025
00:49:31,386 --> 00:49:33,722
he'll tell you he started
the goddamn Chicago fire.
1026
00:49:33,805 --> 00:49:36,433
Now, that don't necessarily
make it fucking so!
1027
00:49:36,516 --> 00:49:38,727
Come on, man, think!
1028
00:49:38,810 --> 00:49:42,064
All right! First things fucking last.
1029
00:49:42,147 --> 00:49:43,315
Who's got the stones?
1030
00:49:43,398 --> 00:49:47,110
Please, somebody at least tell me
one little fucking favor just for my sake.
1031
00:49:47,194 --> 00:49:49,404
I got a bag. I got a bag, okay?
1032
00:49:49,488 --> 00:49:52,532
I stashed it till I could be sure
this place wasn't a police station.
1033
00:49:52,616 --> 00:49:54,951
Good for you. Now, let's go get it.
1034
00:49:55,035 --> 00:49:56,835
First, we gotta get rid
of those cars outside.
1035
00:49:56,912 --> 00:49:58,747
Looks like Sam's hot car lot out there.
1036
00:49:59,706 --> 00:50:03,335
Okay. Blondie, stay here
and babysit them two.
1037
00:50:04,336 --> 00:50:07,089
White and Pink, take a car each.
1038
00:50:07,172 --> 00:50:10,050
I'll follow you. You ditch 'em.
We'll pick up the stones.
1039
00:50:10,842 --> 00:50:14,012
While I'm following you, I'll arrange
some sort of a doctor for our friend.
1040
00:50:14,096 --> 00:50:15,889
We can't leave these guys here with him.
1041
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:19,434
- Why not?
- 'Cause he's a fucking psycho.
1042
00:50:20,644 --> 00:50:22,854
And if you think Joe's pissed off,
1043
00:50:22,938 --> 00:50:25,774
that ain't nothing compared
to how pissed off I am at him
1044
00:50:25,857 --> 00:50:28,068
for putting me in the same room
as that bastard!
1045
00:50:30,445 --> 00:50:32,656
You see what I've been
putting up with, Eddie?
1046
00:50:32,739 --> 00:50:37,744
I fucking walked in here,
I told these guys about staying put,
1047
00:50:37,828 --> 00:50:41,039
Mr. White whips out his gun,
he's sticking it in my face,
1048
00:50:41,123 --> 00:50:44,835
calling me a motherfucker,
saying he's gonna blow me away,
1049
00:50:44,918 --> 00:50:47,129
and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
1050
00:50:47,212 --> 00:50:49,840
He's the reason the joint
turned into a shooting spree.
1051
00:50:51,466 --> 00:50:54,469
What are you, a fucking silent partner?
Tell him!
1052
00:50:55,303 --> 00:50:57,723
He went crazy in the store,
but he seems all right now.
1053
00:50:58,849 --> 00:51:00,058
This is what he was doing.
1054
00:51:00,142 --> 00:51:02,853
Bam! Bam!
1055
00:51:02,936 --> 00:51:05,522
Bam! Bam!
1056
00:51:05,605 --> 00:51:07,441
Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
1057
00:51:08,066 --> 00:51:10,485
I told them not to touch
the fucking alarm, they did!
1058
00:51:11,194 --> 00:51:14,322
If they hadn't done
what I told them not to do,
1059
00:51:14,406 --> 00:51:15,699
they'd still be alive.
1060
00:51:17,451 --> 00:51:19,077
My fucking hero.
1061
00:51:20,287 --> 00:51:22,414
[chuckles] Thanks.
1062
00:51:23,415 --> 00:51:26,084
That's your excuse for going
on a kill-crazy rampage?
1063
00:51:26,168 --> 00:51:28,253
I don't like alarms, Mr. White.
1064
00:51:31,923 --> 00:51:34,009
What does it matter
who stays with the cop?
1065
00:51:34,092 --> 00:51:36,386
We ain't letting him go,
not after he's seen everybody.
1066
00:51:36,470 --> 00:51:38,388
[murmurs]
I haven't been looking at you guys.
1067
00:51:38,472 --> 00:51:40,182
Shut the fuck up, man!
1068
00:51:41,099 --> 00:51:43,745
You guys should never have taken him
out of the trunk in the first place.
1069
00:51:43,769 --> 00:51:45,872
We've been trying to find out
what he knew about the setup.
1070
00:51:45,896 --> 00:51:48,023
There is no fucking setup!
1071
00:51:48,106 --> 00:51:49,816
Now, here's the news!
1072
00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:52,527
Blondie, you stay here,
take care of these two.
1073
00:51:53,153 --> 00:51:54,738
White and Pink, you come with me,
1074
00:51:54,821 --> 00:51:57,532
'cause if Joe gets here
and he sees all these cars parked outside,
1075
00:51:57,616 --> 00:52:00,619
I swear, he's gonna be just as mad at me
as he is at you.
1076
00:52:00,702 --> 00:52:02,120
[Mr. Pink] Fine, let's go.
1077
00:52:23,558 --> 00:52:25,185
Alone at last.
1078
00:52:46,957 --> 00:52:48,250
Guess what.
1079
00:52:49,417 --> 00:52:51,253
I think I'm parked in a red zone.
1080
00:52:52,212 --> 00:52:53,839
[laughs]
1081
00:52:57,217 --> 00:52:59,177
Now, where were we?
1082
00:53:01,388 --> 00:53:04,516
I told you I don't know anything
about any fucking setup.
1083
00:53:04,599 --> 00:53:05,684
Mm-hmm.
1084
00:53:06,393 --> 00:53:08,353
I've been on the force
for only eight months.
1085
00:53:08,436 --> 00:53:10,063
They don't tell me anything.
1086
00:53:11,898 --> 00:53:15,193
[sighs] Nobody tells me shit.
You can torture me all you want.
1087
00:53:16,111 --> 00:53:18,822
Torture you. That's a good--
That's a good idea.
1088
00:53:18,905 --> 00:53:20,532
I like that one. Yeah.
1089
00:53:22,075 --> 00:53:25,287
- Sounds fun.
- Even your boss said there wasn't a setup.
1090
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,540
My what?
1091
00:53:28,623 --> 00:53:29,875
Your boss.
1092
00:53:31,251 --> 00:53:32,460
Excuse me, pal.
1093
00:53:33,295 --> 00:53:34,838
One thing I want to make clear to you.
1094
00:53:34,921 --> 00:53:36,464
I don't have a boss.
1095
00:53:37,340 --> 00:53:38,967
Nobody tells me what to do.
1096
00:53:39,885 --> 00:53:41,052
You understand?
1097
00:53:41,136 --> 00:53:43,013
You hear what I said, you son of a bitch?
1098
00:53:43,096 --> 00:53:46,141
All right, all right, all right.
You don't have a boss. All right.
1099
00:53:49,185 --> 00:53:51,187
Get that fucking shit off.
1100
00:53:59,613 --> 00:54:02,240
Look, kid, I'm not gonna
bullshit you, okay?
1101
00:54:04,117 --> 00:54:07,120
I don't really give a good fuck
what you know or don't know.
1102
00:54:08,914 --> 00:54:10,916
But I'm gonna torture you anyway...
1103
00:54:13,251 --> 00:54:14,753
regardless.
1104
00:54:14,836 --> 00:54:16,212
Not to get information.
1105
00:54:18,965 --> 00:54:23,261
It's amusing to me to torture a cop.
1106
00:54:23,345 --> 00:54:26,222
You can say anything you want
'cause I've heard it all before.
1107
00:54:28,141 --> 00:54:32,145
All you can do is pray for a quick death...
1108
00:54:35,190 --> 00:54:36,608
which...
1109
00:54:37,901 --> 00:54:39,736
you ain't gonna get.
1110
00:54:49,412 --> 00:54:50,956
[laughs]
1111
00:54:52,332 --> 00:54:54,542
[coughs, laughs]
1112
00:54:55,293 --> 00:54:56,711
Oh, God.
1113
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:01,383
[gasping]
1114
00:55:05,345 --> 00:55:09,099
You ever listen to K-Billy's
Super Sounds of the '70s?
1115
00:55:12,727 --> 00:55:14,729
It's my personal favorite.
1116
00:55:16,022 --> 00:55:17,816
[radio turns on]
1117
00:55:17,899 --> 00:55:20,110
[frequencies tuning]
1118
00:55:21,236 --> 00:55:23,822
[deejay on radio] Joe Egan
and Gerry Rafferty were a duo
1119
00:55:23,905 --> 00:55:25,907
known as Stealers Wheel
1120
00:55:25,991 --> 00:55:30,161
when they recorded this Dylanesque,
pop-bubblegum favorite
1121
00:55:30,245 --> 00:55:32,706
from April of 1974.
1122
00:55:33,331 --> 00:55:34,916
That reached up to number five,
1123
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,670
as K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s
continues.
1124
00:55:38,753 --> 00:55:41,756
["Stuck in the Middle with You" playing]
1125
00:55:42,632 --> 00:55:43,717
[policeman groans]
1126
00:55:53,643 --> 00:55:57,439
♪ Well, I don't know
Why I came here tonight ♪
1127
00:55:57,522 --> 00:56:01,276
♪ I got the feeling
That somethin' ain't right ♪
1128
00:56:01,359 --> 00:56:05,071
♪ I'm so scared
In case I fall off my chair ♪
1129
00:56:05,155 --> 00:56:08,700
♪ And I'm wonderin'
How I'll get down the stairs ♪
1130
00:56:09,534 --> 00:56:11,369
[singing along]
♪ Clowns to the left of me ♪
1131
00:56:11,453 --> 00:56:12,871
♪ Jokers to the right ♪
1132
00:56:12,954 --> 00:56:16,166
♪ Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you ♪
1133
00:56:16,833 --> 00:56:20,670
- ♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪
- [muffled grunting]
1134
00:56:20,754 --> 00:56:23,757
♪ And I'm wonderin'
What it is I should do ♪
1135
00:56:24,549 --> 00:56:26,843
♪ It's so hard to keep this smile
From my face ♪
1136
00:56:26,926 --> 00:56:29,929
- [muffled grunting]
- Hold still.
1137
00:56:30,013 --> 00:56:31,723
Hold still, you fuck!
1138
00:56:32,682 --> 00:56:34,601
♪ Clowns to the left of me ♪
1139
00:56:34,684 --> 00:56:36,102
♪ Jokers to the right ♪
1140
00:56:36,186 --> 00:56:39,522
♪ Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you ♪
1141
00:56:40,190 --> 00:56:42,025
♪ Well, you started off with nothin' ♪
1142
00:56:42,108 --> 00:56:45,361
♪ And you're proud
That you're a self-made man ♪
1143
00:56:45,445 --> 00:56:47,906
[policeman groaning]
1144
00:56:47,989 --> 00:56:50,116
♪ And your friends
They all come crawlin' ♪
1145
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,494
♪ Slap you on the back
And say please ♪
1146
00:56:52,577 --> 00:56:54,871
Was that as good for you as it was for me?
1147
00:56:55,705 --> 00:56:57,665
- Hey, what's going on?
- ♪ Please ♪
1148
00:56:57,749 --> 00:57:00,376
- You hear that? [laughs]
- [muffled scream]
1149
00:57:01,044 --> 00:57:04,547
[grunting]
1150
00:57:08,343 --> 00:57:11,530
- ♪ Tryin' to make some sense of it all ♪
- Don't go anywhere. I'll be right back.
1151
00:57:11,554 --> 00:57:15,308
♪ But I can see it makes no sense at all ♪
1152
00:57:15,391 --> 00:57:18,478
♪ Is it cool
To go to sleep on the floor? ♪
1153
00:57:19,229 --> 00:57:22,357
♪ 'Cause I don't think
That I can take any more ♪
1154
00:57:23,566 --> 00:57:25,401
♪ Clowns to the left of me ♪
1155
00:57:25,485 --> 00:57:26,945
♪ Jokers to the right ♪
1156
00:57:27,028 --> 00:57:29,447
♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle... ♪
[song fades]
1157
00:57:33,701 --> 00:57:36,329
[children chattering]
1158
00:57:50,093 --> 00:57:53,680
[chattering, laughter nearby]
1159
00:57:59,686 --> 00:58:02,188
[car alarm blaring, distant]
1160
00:58:07,569 --> 00:58:09,821
♪ Please ♪
1161
00:58:10,572 --> 00:58:13,908
♪ Please ♪
1162
00:58:15,535 --> 00:58:18,079
[muffled screams]
1163
00:58:21,749 --> 00:58:24,836
♪ Well, I don't know
Why I came here tonight ♪
1164
00:58:25,587 --> 00:58:28,715
♪ I got the feeling
That somethin' ain't right ♪
1165
00:58:29,424 --> 00:58:33,136
♪ I'm so scared
In case I fall off my chair ♪
1166
00:58:33,219 --> 00:58:36,764
♪ And I'm wonderin'
How I'll get down the stairs ♪
1167
00:58:37,599 --> 00:58:39,319
- ♪ Clowns to the left of me ♪
- [screaming]
1168
00:58:39,392 --> 00:58:40,977
♪ Jokers to the right ♪
1169
00:58:41,060 --> 00:58:44,230
♪ Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you ♪
1170
00:58:44,939 --> 00:58:48,359
♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪
1171
00:58:49,611 --> 00:58:52,614
- ♪ Stuck in the middle with you ♪
- [screams]
1172
00:58:52,697 --> 00:58:54,574
♪ Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you ♪
1173
00:58:54,657 --> 00:58:56,826
Aah! Aah! Don't!
1174
00:58:56,910 --> 00:58:59,204
- Stop! Stop!
- [song ends]
1175
00:58:59,287 --> 00:59:02,040
- Stop. Don't.
- What? What's the matter?
1176
00:59:02,123 --> 00:59:03,458
Don't do this!
1177
00:59:03,541 --> 00:59:06,044
- Please! Don't!
- That-- That burn a little bit?
1178
00:59:06,127 --> 00:59:08,421
Just stop! Stop!
1179
00:59:09,088 --> 00:59:11,507
[coughing, groaning]
1180
00:59:11,591 --> 00:59:14,260
Please. Stop. Just stop.
1181
00:59:14,344 --> 00:59:15,511
Stop-- Just talk to me.
1182
00:59:15,595 --> 00:59:19,224
Please, don't. Please, don't--
Don't burn me, please!
1183
00:59:19,849 --> 00:59:22,477
Ah! [coughs] Ah!
1184
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:26,272
I'm begging you. I-- I don't know anything
about any of you fucking guys!
1185
00:59:26,356 --> 00:59:27,899
I'm not gonna say anything.
1186
00:59:29,192 --> 00:59:31,486
Don't! Don't! Don't! Please don't!
1187
00:59:31,569 --> 00:59:34,239
- You all through? You all through?
- Don't! Stop!
1188
00:59:34,322 --> 00:59:37,825
Please, look, I got a little kid
at home now, please.
1189
00:59:38,451 --> 00:59:40,286
- You all done?
- Don't!
1190
00:59:40,370 --> 00:59:42,610
- Have some fire, scarecrow.
- Don't! Don't! Wait, don't!
1191
01:00:08,481 --> 01:00:09,774
[Mr. Blonde groans]
1192
01:00:31,254 --> 01:00:33,589
[grunting]
1193
01:00:36,426 --> 01:00:37,844
[policeman groans]
1194
01:00:42,056 --> 01:00:43,308
[policeman] Fuck!
1195
01:00:44,392 --> 01:00:45,685
Hey.
1196
01:00:45,768 --> 01:00:47,645
[policeman] Ah, shit.
1197
01:00:49,814 --> 01:00:51,190
Hey, you.
1198
01:00:54,152 --> 01:00:55,486
What's your name?
1199
01:00:59,657 --> 01:01:00,825
Marvin.
1200
01:01:02,910 --> 01:01:04,245
Marvin what?
1201
01:01:08,333 --> 01:01:09,876
Marvin Nash.
1202
01:01:16,466 --> 01:01:18,384
Listen to me, Marvin. I'm a--
1203
01:01:21,179 --> 01:01:23,473
Listen to me, Marvin Nash. I'm a cop.
1204
01:01:24,307 --> 01:01:27,393
[spits] Yeah, I know.
1205
01:01:30,271 --> 01:01:31,564
You do?
1206
01:01:32,940 --> 01:01:36,235
Yeah, your name's Freddy something.
1207
01:01:37,403 --> 01:01:38,613
Newandyke.
1208
01:01:40,114 --> 01:01:41,908
Freddy Newandyke.
1209
01:01:42,575 --> 01:01:45,244
[Marvin continues groaning]
1210
01:01:46,037 --> 01:01:51,542
Frankie Ferchetti, he introduced us
about five months ago.
1211
01:01:54,670 --> 01:01:56,964
Shit, I don't remember that at all.
1212
01:01:57,590 --> 01:01:59,217
[Marvin gasping]
1213
01:02:00,718 --> 01:02:01,928
I do.
1214
01:02:03,429 --> 01:02:04,639
Fuck.
1215
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:06,849
Freddy.
1216
01:02:09,060 --> 01:02:10,269
Freddy.
1217
01:02:11,145 --> 01:02:12,438
[grunts] Freddy.
1218
01:02:16,234 --> 01:02:17,735
How do I look?
1219
01:02:18,986 --> 01:02:20,488
[chuckles]
1220
01:02:20,571 --> 01:02:21,781
What?
1221
01:02:24,367 --> 01:02:25,535
What?
1222
01:02:26,244 --> 01:02:29,163
[grunting continues]
1223
01:02:30,081 --> 01:02:32,083
I don't know what to tell you, Marvin.
1224
01:02:36,546 --> 01:02:37,922
That fuck.
1225
01:02:40,216 --> 01:02:43,052
Ah, that sick fuck!
1226
01:02:43,136 --> 01:02:46,764
That fucking bastard! [groans]
1227
01:02:47,974 --> 01:02:49,976
Marvin, I need you to hold on.
1228
01:02:51,602 --> 01:02:54,147
There's cops waiting to move in
a block away.
1229
01:02:55,481 --> 01:02:57,900
What the fuck are they waiting for?
1230
01:02:58,609 --> 01:03:01,863
This fucking guy slashes my face,
1231
01:03:01,946 --> 01:03:04,407
and he cuts my fucking ear off!
1232
01:03:04,490 --> 01:03:06,617
I'm fucking deformed!
1233
01:03:06,701 --> 01:03:08,369
Fuck you!
1234
01:03:08,453 --> 01:03:11,539
Fuck you! I'm fucking dying here!
1235
01:03:11,622 --> 01:03:13,875
I'm fucking dying!
1236
01:03:22,467 --> 01:03:25,511
They're not to make a move
till Joe Cabot shows up.
1237
01:03:26,471 --> 01:03:28,097
I was sent in to get him.
1238
01:03:29,432 --> 01:03:30,892
All right?
1239
01:03:30,975 --> 01:03:33,936
Now you heard 'em.
They said he's on his way.
1240
01:03:34,020 --> 01:03:36,105
Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin.
1241
01:03:38,357 --> 01:03:40,651
We're just gonna sit here and bleed
1242
01:03:40,735 --> 01:03:43,571
till Joe Cabot sticks his fucking head
through that door.
1243
01:03:46,073 --> 01:03:48,910
[chattering]
1244
01:04:04,884 --> 01:04:07,053
Say hello to a motherfucker who's inside.
1245
01:04:07,136 --> 01:04:10,056
Cabot's doing a job, and take a big,
fat guess who he wants on the team.
1246
01:04:10,139 --> 01:04:12,600
This better not be
some kind of Freddy joke, man.
1247
01:04:12,683 --> 01:04:14,352
This ain't no joke.
1248
01:04:14,435 --> 01:04:16,354
I'm in there. I'm up his ass.
1249
01:04:24,529 --> 01:04:26,864
Nice Guy Eddie tells me
Joe wants to meet me.
1250
01:04:26,948 --> 01:04:29,992
He says I should just hang in my apartment
and wait for a phone call.
1251
01:04:31,077 --> 01:04:33,329
After waiting three goddamn days
by the fucking phone,
1252
01:04:33,412 --> 01:04:35,331
he calls me last night
and says Joe's ready,
1253
01:04:35,414 --> 01:04:37,083
he'll pick me up in 15 minutes.
1254
01:04:37,166 --> 01:04:38,417
Who all picked you up?
1255
01:04:38,501 --> 01:04:40,294
Nice Guy. We get to a bar.
1256
01:04:40,378 --> 01:04:42,713
- What bar?
- Smokey Pete's in Gardena.
1257
01:04:42,797 --> 01:04:44,340
- Mm-hmm.
- We get there,
1258
01:04:44,423 --> 01:04:47,301
and I meet Joe and a guy named Mr. White.
1259
01:04:47,385 --> 01:04:49,428
It's a phony name. My name's Mr. Orange.
1260
01:04:49,512 --> 01:04:50,930
Mr. Orange?
1261
01:04:51,013 --> 01:04:52,265
Mr. Orange.
1262
01:04:53,641 --> 01:04:55,434
Okay, Mr. Orange... [laughs]
1263
01:04:55,518 --> 01:04:57,162
...have you ever seen
this motherfucker before?
1264
01:04:57,186 --> 01:04:59,188
Who? Mr. White?
1265
01:04:59,272 --> 01:05:00,898
Yes, Mr. Orange, Mr. White.
1266
01:05:01,566 --> 01:05:02,858
No, he ain't familiar.
1267
01:05:02,942 --> 01:05:05,069
He, uh, ain't one
of Cabot's soldiers either.
1268
01:05:05,152 --> 01:05:06,529
He's gotta be from out of town.
1269
01:05:06,612 --> 01:05:08,781
- Joe knows him real good.
- How can you tell?
1270
01:05:08,864 --> 01:05:11,826
The way they talk to each other.
You can tell they're real buddies.
1271
01:05:11,909 --> 01:05:14,036
- The two of you talk?
- Who, me and Joe?
1272
01:05:14,912 --> 01:05:16,122
Mr. White.
1273
01:05:16,205 --> 01:05:17,999
- A little.
- About what?
1274
01:05:18,082 --> 01:05:20,376
- Brewers.
- Milwaukee Brewers.
1275
01:05:20,459 --> 01:05:22,420
Yeah. Apparently,
they won the night before.
1276
01:05:22,503 --> 01:05:24,439
- He made a killing off 'em.
- This is sweet, man.
1277
01:05:24,463 --> 01:05:27,925
If this crook's a Brewers fan,
his ass has gotta be from Wisconsin.
1278
01:05:28,009 --> 01:05:29,552
- Bing!
- And I'll bet you everything
1279
01:05:29,635 --> 01:05:31,470
from a diddle-eyed Joe
to a damned-if-I-know
1280
01:05:31,554 --> 01:05:34,473
that in Milwaukee they got a sheet
on this Mr. White motherfucker's ass.
1281
01:05:34,557 --> 01:05:36,392
So what I want you to do
1282
01:05:36,475 --> 01:05:38,894
is to go through the mugs
of all the guys from Ol' Milwaukee
1283
01:05:38,978 --> 01:05:40,521
with a history of armed robbery,
1284
01:05:40,605 --> 01:05:42,315
put a name to the face.
1285
01:05:42,398 --> 01:05:43,733
Nice work there.
1286
01:05:43,816 --> 01:05:45,568
Thank you, my man.
1287
01:05:45,651 --> 01:05:47,445
How was Long Beach Mike's referral?
1288
01:05:47,528 --> 01:05:50,364
Perfecto. He's backing me up
a long fucking way.
1289
01:05:50,448 --> 01:05:52,992
I told 'em it was Long Beach Mike
I did the poker game with.
1290
01:05:53,075 --> 01:05:55,953
When Nice Guy called him to check it out,
he said it was A-OK.
1291
01:05:56,037 --> 01:05:57,955
He said I was a good thief.
1292
01:05:58,039 --> 01:06:00,833
I didn't rattle.
I was ready to make a move.
1293
01:06:00,916 --> 01:06:04,170
Do right by him. He's a good guy.
I wouldn't be inside if it wasn't for him.
1294
01:06:04,253 --> 01:06:06,213
No, no, no, no, no.
1295
01:06:06,297 --> 01:06:08,674
Long Beach Mike is not
your fucking amigo, man.
1296
01:06:08,758 --> 01:06:11,093
Long Beach Mike is a fucking scumbag.
1297
01:06:11,177 --> 01:06:12,970
He's selling out his amigos.
1298
01:06:13,054 --> 01:06:15,765
That's what kind of a nice guy
he fucking is, all right?
1299
01:06:15,848 --> 01:06:17,326
I'll take care of his fucking ass, man,
1300
01:06:17,350 --> 01:06:19,644
but you get that lowlife scumbag
out of mind
1301
01:06:19,727 --> 01:06:21,812
and you take care of business,
you hear me?
1302
01:06:21,896 --> 01:06:23,105
Gone.
1303
01:06:29,195 --> 01:06:30,655
You use the commode story?
1304
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:32,907
What's the commode story?
1305
01:06:32,990 --> 01:06:34,742
It's a scene, man. Memorize it.
1306
01:06:36,327 --> 01:06:37,453
A what?
1307
01:06:37,536 --> 01:06:39,997
Look, man, an undercover cop's
gotta be Marlon Brando, right?
1308
01:06:40,081 --> 01:06:42,249
To do this job,
you gotta be a great actor.
1309
01:06:42,333 --> 01:06:45,878
You gotta be naturalistic.
You gotta be naturalistic as hell.
1310
01:06:45,961 --> 01:06:48,214
Because if you ain't a great actor,
you're a bad actor,
1311
01:06:48,297 --> 01:06:50,216
and bad acting is bullshit in this job.
1312
01:06:50,299 --> 01:06:52,385
Yeah. What is this?
1313
01:06:52,468 --> 01:06:54,887
That's an amusing anecdote
about a drug deal.
1314
01:06:56,597 --> 01:06:57,640
What?
1315
01:06:57,723 --> 01:07:00,702
Something funny that happened to you
while you were doing a fucking job, man.
1316
01:07:00,726 --> 01:07:01,977
Damn.
1317
01:07:02,061 --> 01:07:03,896
I gotta memorize all this?
1318
01:07:03,979 --> 01:07:05,699
That's over four fucking pages
of this shit!
1319
01:07:05,773 --> 01:07:08,025
Just think about it
like it's a--a joke, all right?
1320
01:07:08,109 --> 01:07:11,529
You memorize what's important,
the rest you make your own, all right?
1321
01:07:11,612 --> 01:07:14,490
- You can tell a joke, can't you?
- No.
1322
01:07:14,573 --> 01:07:18,369
Pretend you're Don Rickles
or some-fucking-body and tell a joke.
1323
01:07:18,452 --> 01:07:21,038
Now, the things
you gotta remember are the details.
1324
01:07:21,122 --> 01:07:23,290
It's the details that sell your story.
1325
01:07:23,374 --> 01:07:26,419
This particular story takes place
in a men's room.
1326
01:07:26,502 --> 01:07:29,171
So you gotta know all the details
about the men's room.
1327
01:07:29,255 --> 01:07:33,092
You gotta know if they got paper towels
or a blower to dry your hands with.
1328
01:07:33,175 --> 01:07:36,721
You gotta know if the stalls
ain't got no doors or not, man.
1329
01:07:36,804 --> 01:07:38,556
You gotta know if they got liquid soap
1330
01:07:38,639 --> 01:07:41,976
or that pink granulated powdered shit
they used to use in high school, remember?
1331
01:07:42,059 --> 01:07:44,854
You gotta know if they got
hot water or not, if it stinks,
1332
01:07:44,937 --> 01:07:48,482
if some nasty, lowlife,
scum-ridden motherfucker, man,
1333
01:07:48,566 --> 01:07:50,860
sprayed diarrhea
all over one of the bowls.
1334
01:07:50,943 --> 01:07:54,405
You gotta know every detail
there is to know about this commode.
1335
01:07:54,488 --> 01:07:57,742
What you gotta do
is take all them details, man,
1336
01:07:57,825 --> 01:07:59,326
and make them your own.
1337
01:07:59,410 --> 01:08:00,828
While you're doing that,
1338
01:08:00,911 --> 01:08:03,247
you gotta remember
that this story is about you,
1339
01:08:03,330 --> 01:08:05,666
and how you perceived the events
that went down.
1340
01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:08,544
The only way to do that, my brother...
1341
01:08:09,712 --> 01:08:10,921
keep saying it,
1342
01:08:11,756 --> 01:08:14,383
and saying it and saying it
and saying it and saying it.
1343
01:08:17,636 --> 01:08:21,766
[Mr. Orange] This was during
the Los Angeles marijuana drought in 1986.
1344
01:08:22,516 --> 01:08:24,643
I still had a connection,
which was insane,
1345
01:08:24,727 --> 01:08:28,022
'cause you couldn't get
any weed any-fucking-where.
1346
01:08:29,648 --> 01:08:30,858
Anyway...
1347
01:08:31,567 --> 01:08:33,837
I had a connection with this hippie chick
up in Santa Cruz
1348
01:08:33,861 --> 01:08:35,529
and all my friends knew it.
1349
01:08:35,613 --> 01:08:38,240
They'd give me a call and they'd say,
"Hey, Freddy..."
1350
01:08:38,949 --> 01:08:40,159
[imitates buzzer]
1351
01:08:40,242 --> 01:08:44,288
They'd say, "Hey, dude, you getting some?
1352
01:08:45,206 --> 01:08:47,708
Can you get some for me too?"
Like, they knew I still smoked,
1353
01:08:47,792 --> 01:08:50,544
so they asked me to buy some for them
when I was buying for me.
1354
01:08:51,253 --> 01:08:52,588
But it got to be...
1355
01:08:53,839 --> 01:08:55,674
Got to be, got to be...
1356
01:08:57,218 --> 01:08:58,427
Got to be...
1357
01:08:58,511 --> 01:09:00,304
Every time I bought some weed,
1358
01:09:00,387 --> 01:09:02,848
I was buying for four or five
different fucking people.
1359
01:09:02,932 --> 01:09:05,559
Finally, I said, "Fuck this shit.
1360
01:09:05,643 --> 01:09:07,645
I'm making this bitch rich."
1361
01:09:07,728 --> 01:09:11,106
She didn't have to do jack shit.
She never even had to meet these people.
1362
01:09:11,190 --> 01:09:12,942
I was doing all the work.
1363
01:09:13,025 --> 01:09:15,027
But then that got to be a pain in the ass.
1364
01:09:15,110 --> 01:09:17,363
People called me on the phone
all the fucking time.
1365
01:09:17,446 --> 01:09:20,950
I couldn't even rent a fucking tape
without six phone calls interrupting me.
1366
01:09:21,033 --> 01:09:23,285
"Hey, when's the next time
you're getting some?"
1367
01:09:23,369 --> 01:09:26,080
"Motherfucker! I'm trying
to watch The Lost Boys.
1368
01:09:26,163 --> 01:09:28,791
When I get some, I'll let you know."
1369
01:09:28,874 --> 01:09:31,168
Then these rinky-dink potheads come by--
1370
01:09:31,252 --> 01:09:33,879
They're my friends and everything,
but still, you know?
1371
01:09:33,963 --> 01:09:35,965
I got all my shit laid out in $60 bags.
1372
01:09:36,048 --> 01:09:38,384
They don't want $60 worth.
They want $10 worth.
1373
01:09:38,467 --> 01:09:40,719
Breaking it up is a major
fucking pain in the ass.
1374
01:09:40,803 --> 01:09:44,390
I don't even know
what $10 worth looks like.
1375
01:09:44,473 --> 01:09:46,725
This is a very weird situation.
1376
01:09:48,060 --> 01:09:52,565
I don't know if you remember back in '86
there was a major fucking drought.
1377
01:09:52,648 --> 01:09:53,983
Nobody had anything.
1378
01:09:54,066 --> 01:09:57,403
People were living on resin, smoking
the wood in their pipes for months.
1379
01:09:57,486 --> 01:10:00,906
This chick had a bunch,
and she's begging me to sell it.
1380
01:10:01,574 --> 01:10:04,285
So I told her, I wasn't
gonna be Joe the Pot Man anymore,
1381
01:10:04,368 --> 01:10:08,372
but I would take a little bit and sell it
to my close, close, close friends.
1382
01:10:08,455 --> 01:10:11,095
She agreed to that, said we'd keep
the same arrangement as before--
1383
01:10:11,166 --> 01:10:15,087
10% free pot for me
as long as I helped her out that weekend.
1384
01:10:15,170 --> 01:10:18,299
She had a brick of weed she was selling,
she didn't wanna go to the buy alone.
1385
01:10:18,382 --> 01:10:22,052
Her brother usually goes with her,
but he's in County unexpectedly.
1386
01:10:22,136 --> 01:10:25,014
- What for?
- His traffic ticket's got a warrant.
1387
01:10:25,097 --> 01:10:28,100
They stopped him for something,
found warrants on him, took him to County.
1388
01:10:28,934 --> 01:10:31,896
Now, she doesn't wanna walk around alone
with all that weed.
1389
01:10:31,979 --> 01:10:35,733
I don't want to do this.
I have a very bad feeling about it.
1390
01:10:35,816 --> 01:10:38,152
She keeps asking me,
keeps asking me, keeps asking me.
1391
01:10:38,235 --> 01:10:40,275
Finally, I said okay.
'Cause I'm sick of hearing it.
1392
01:10:40,821 --> 01:10:43,073
Now we're picking the guy up
at the train station--
1393
01:10:43,157 --> 01:10:46,160
You go to the train station to pick up
the buyer with the weed on you?
1394
01:10:46,243 --> 01:10:48,454
The guy needed it right away.
Don't ask me why.
1395
01:10:48,537 --> 01:10:52,499
Anyway, we get to the train station
and we're waiting for the guy.
1396
01:10:52,583 --> 01:10:55,502
Now, I'm carrying the weed around
in one of those little carry-on bags.
1397
01:10:55,586 --> 01:10:56,879
I gotta take a piss.
1398
01:10:56,962 --> 01:10:58,682
So I tell the connection
I'll be right back,
1399
01:10:58,756 --> 01:11:00,257
I'm going to the boys' room.
1400
01:11:04,553 --> 01:11:07,181
So I walk in the men's room,
and who's standing there?
1401
01:11:09,183 --> 01:11:12,436
Four Los Angeles County sheriffs
and a German shepherd.
1402
01:11:12,519 --> 01:11:14,730
[barking]
1403
01:11:14,813 --> 01:11:15,898
They're waiting for you?
1404
01:11:15,981 --> 01:11:18,335
No, it's just a bunch of cops
hanging out in the men's room, talking.
1405
01:11:18,359 --> 01:11:19,944
When I walked through the door,
1406
01:11:20,027 --> 01:11:22,529
they all stopped what they were
talking about and looked at me.
1407
01:11:22,613 --> 01:11:23,822
[Mr. White laughs]
1408
01:11:23,906 --> 01:11:26,867
That's hard, man.
That's a fucking hard situation.
1409
01:11:27,743 --> 01:11:29,463
[Mr. Orange]
German shepherd starts barking.
1410
01:11:29,495 --> 01:11:31,080
[barking]
1411
01:11:31,163 --> 01:11:32,706
He's barking at me.
1412
01:11:32,790 --> 01:11:35,376
I mean, it's obvious. He's barking at me.
1413
01:11:36,460 --> 01:11:38,420
Every nerve ending, all my senses,
1414
01:11:38,504 --> 01:11:41,131
blood in my veins,
everything I have is screaming,
1415
01:11:41,215 --> 01:11:45,135
"Take off, man! Just bail!
Just get the fuck out of there!"
1416
01:11:45,219 --> 01:11:46,699
Panic hits me like a bucket of water.
1417
01:11:46,762 --> 01:11:49,264
First, there's the shock of it.
Bam, right in the face.
1418
01:11:49,348 --> 01:11:51,225
I'm just standing there,
drenched in panic,
1419
01:11:51,308 --> 01:11:54,436
and all these sheriffs are looking at me,
and they know, man.
1420
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:57,940
They can smell it,
sure as that fucking dog can.
1421
01:11:58,023 --> 01:11:59,775
They can smell it on me.
1422
01:11:59,858 --> 01:12:01,819
- [barking continues]
- [deputy] Shut up!
1423
01:12:02,736 --> 01:12:05,155
- [deputy 2] So-- So anyway...
- [dog whimpering]
1424
01:12:05,239 --> 01:12:06,865
...I got my gun drawn, right?
1425
01:12:06,949 --> 01:12:08,509
And I got it pointed right at this guy,
1426
01:12:08,575 --> 01:12:12,204
and I tell him, "Freeze!
Don't fucking move!"
1427
01:12:12,287 --> 01:12:14,248
And this little idiot's
looking right at me,
1428
01:12:14,331 --> 01:12:17,251
nodding his head yeah,
and he's saying, "I know. I know. I know."
1429
01:12:17,334 --> 01:12:20,671
But meanwhile, his right hand
is creeping towards the glove box.
1430
01:12:20,754 --> 01:12:22,006
And I scream at him, I go,
1431
01:12:22,089 --> 01:12:25,718
"Asshole! I'm gonna
fucking blow you away right now!
1432
01:12:25,801 --> 01:12:27,261
Put your hands on the dash!"
1433
01:12:27,886 --> 01:12:29,471
And he's still looking at me,
1434
01:12:29,555 --> 01:12:33,267
nodding his head, you know--
"I know, buddy. I know. I know."
1435
01:12:33,350 --> 01:12:36,645
And meanwhile, you know,
his hand is still going for the glove box.
1436
01:12:37,229 --> 01:12:42,943
And I said, "Buddy,
I'm gonna shoot you in the face
1437
01:12:43,027 --> 01:12:45,529
if you don't put your hands
on the fucking dash!"
1438
01:12:47,072 --> 01:12:51,160
And then this guy's girlfriend,
this real sexy Oriental bitch, you know,
1439
01:12:51,243 --> 01:12:54,413
she starts screaming at him,
"Chuck! Chuck! What are you doing?
1440
01:12:54,496 --> 01:12:56,999
Listen to the officer!
Put your hands on the dash!"
1441
01:12:57,833 --> 01:13:00,294
So, you know, then like nothing,
the guy snaps out of it
1442
01:13:00,377 --> 01:13:02,171
and casually puts his hands on the dash.
1443
01:13:02,254 --> 01:13:03,574
[deputy 1] What was he going for?
1444
01:13:03,630 --> 01:13:05,549
[deputy 2] His fucking registration.
1445
01:13:06,175 --> 01:13:08,177
[deputy 1 laughs] You're kidding!
1446
01:13:08,260 --> 01:13:09,904
[deputy 2] No, man! Stupid fucking citizen
1447
01:13:09,928 --> 01:13:12,514
doesn't know how close he came
to getting blown away.
1448
01:13:12,598 --> 01:13:14,767
- That close, man.
- [whirring]
1449
01:13:14,850 --> 01:13:18,187
[dryer drowns out conversation]
1450
01:13:28,947 --> 01:13:32,451
[whirring continues]
1451
01:13:39,249 --> 01:13:40,542
[distorted barking]
1452
01:13:44,421 --> 01:13:45,631
[dryer stops]
1453
01:13:45,714 --> 01:13:47,859
[deputy]...bonehead running around
the neighborhood. Police brutality.
1454
01:13:47,883 --> 01:13:49,569
[Joe] You knew
how to handle that situation.
1455
01:13:49,593 --> 01:13:52,471
Just shit your pants and dive in and swim.
1456
01:13:55,265 --> 01:13:57,309
[Holdaway] Tell me more about Cabot.
1457
01:13:57,392 --> 01:13:58,977
[Mr. Orange] I don't know.
1458
01:13:59,061 --> 01:14:01,855
He's-- He's a cool guy, you know.
1459
01:14:02,856 --> 01:14:05,484
He's funny. He's a funny guy.
1460
01:14:06,276 --> 01:14:08,362
You remember The Fantastic Four?
1461
01:14:09,571 --> 01:14:13,408
Oh, yeah, with that, uh, invisible bitch
and, uh, "Flame On" and shit.
1462
01:14:14,701 --> 01:14:15,911
The Thing.
1463
01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:20,249
Motherfucker looks just like the Thing.
1464
01:14:20,958 --> 01:14:22,459
[ringing]
1465
01:14:23,252 --> 01:14:24,670
- Yeah.
- [Eddie] Hey.
1466
01:14:25,420 --> 01:14:26,713
Showtime.
1467
01:14:26,797 --> 01:14:28,132
Grab your jacket.
1468
01:14:28,215 --> 01:14:29,633
I'm parked outside.
1469
01:14:29,716 --> 01:14:31,009
I'll be right down.
1470
01:14:33,137 --> 01:14:34,346
He'll be right down.
1471
01:14:34,429 --> 01:14:37,057
♪ My sunshine ♪
1472
01:14:37,850 --> 01:14:40,602
♪ The part he always liked the best ♪
1473
01:14:40,686 --> 01:14:43,272
♪ When she'd tease him with a kiss ♪
1474
01:14:43,355 --> 01:14:48,944
♪ And she said, "You make me happy" ♪
1475
01:14:49,027 --> 01:14:53,240
♪ Be a fool for love ♪
1476
01:14:56,076 --> 01:14:59,705
♪ What he wouldn't do for love ♪
1477
01:15:00,664 --> 01:15:04,668
♪ He's a fool, a fool for love ♪
1478
01:15:07,713 --> 01:15:11,717
♪ Born a fool
You got to follow the rule ♪
1479
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:14,052
♪ Always a fool--?
1480
01:15:54,384 --> 01:15:55,844
Don't pussy out on me now.
1481
01:15:56,678 --> 01:15:57,888
They don't know.
1482
01:15:58,513 --> 01:15:59,932
They don't know shit.
1483
01:16:00,849 --> 01:16:02,351
You're not gonna get hurt.
1484
01:16:02,976 --> 01:16:04,061
You're fucking Baretta.
1485
01:16:04,144 --> 01:16:06,980
They believe every fucking word
'cause you're super cool.
1486
01:16:14,821 --> 01:16:16,240
[policeman 1] There goes our boy.
1487
01:16:16,323 --> 01:16:18,551
[policeman 2] I swear, the guy
has to have rocks in his head
1488
01:16:18,575 --> 01:16:20,911
the size of Gibraltar to work undercover.
1489
01:16:20,994 --> 01:16:23,714
- [policeman 1] You want one of these?
- Yeah. Give me the bear claw.
1490
01:16:26,833 --> 01:16:28,961
♪ Ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga ♪
1491
01:16:29,044 --> 01:16:31,046
♪ Ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga ♪
1492
01:16:31,129 --> 01:16:33,131
♪ Ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga ♪
1493
01:16:33,215 --> 01:16:35,217
♪ Ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga ♪
1494
01:16:35,300 --> 01:16:38,095
♪ I can't stop this feeling ♪
1495
01:16:38,178 --> 01:16:40,305
- ♪ Ooga-ooga ♪
- ♪ Deep inside of me ♪
1496
01:16:40,389 --> 01:16:42,057
Hey, I know what I'm talking about, okay?
1497
01:16:42,140 --> 01:16:44,810
Black women ain't the same as white women.
1498
01:16:44,893 --> 01:16:46,270
There's a slight difference.
1499
01:16:46,353 --> 01:16:49,064
[Mr. Pink]
Very funny. You know what I mean.
1500
01:16:49,147 --> 01:16:50,607
What a white bitch will put up with,
1501
01:16:50,691 --> 01:16:52,710
a Black bitch wouldn't put up with
for a minute, man.
1502
01:16:52,734 --> 01:16:55,570
They got a line and if you cross it,
they fuck you up.
1503
01:16:55,654 --> 01:16:58,115
I gotta go along with Pink on that one.
I've seen it happen.
1504
01:16:58,198 --> 01:17:01,034
Okay, Mr. Expert,
if this is such a truism,
1505
01:17:01,118 --> 01:17:04,997
why is it that every nigger I know
treats his woman like a piece of shit?
1506
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:07,457
I'll make you a bet
that those same damn niggers
1507
01:17:07,541 --> 01:17:09,334
who were showin' their ass in public,
1508
01:17:09,418 --> 01:17:12,087
when their bitches get them home, man,
they chill the fuck out.
1509
01:17:12,170 --> 01:17:14,798
- Not these guys.
- [Mr. Pink] Oh, yeah, those guys, too.
1510
01:17:15,424 --> 01:17:16,842
Tell you guys a story.
1511
01:17:17,509 --> 01:17:19,177
One of Daddy's clubs,
1512
01:17:19,261 --> 01:17:22,264
there's a Black cocktail waitress
named Elois.
1513
01:17:22,347 --> 01:17:24,516
- Elois?
- Yeah, Elois.
1514
01:17:24,599 --> 01:17:26,685
E and Lois.
1515
01:17:26,768 --> 01:17:28,020
We called her Lady E.
1516
01:17:28,145 --> 01:17:32,024
[Mr. White] Where was she from, Compton?
[laughs]
1517
01:17:32,107 --> 01:17:33,483
She's from Ladera Heights.
1518
01:17:33,567 --> 01:17:35,861
Well, Ladera Heights,
that's the Black Beverly Hills.
1519
01:17:37,112 --> 01:17:39,448
Well, it's not the Black Beverly Hills.
1520
01:17:39,531 --> 01:17:42,117
- It's the Black Palos Verdes.
- [laughs]
1521
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:44,911
Anyway, Lady E...
1522
01:17:45,704 --> 01:17:48,498
I mean, she was a man-eater-upper.
Un-fucking-believable.
1523
01:17:48,582 --> 01:17:50,876
Every guy that ever,
ever laid his eyes on her
1524
01:17:50,959 --> 01:17:53,253
had to jack off to her at least once.
1525
01:17:53,337 --> 01:17:56,757
You know who she looked like?
She looked like Christie Love.
1526
01:17:56,840 --> 01:18:00,594
Remember that TV show Get Christie Love!,
about the Black female cop?
1527
01:18:00,677 --> 01:18:01,720
She always used to say,
1528
01:18:01,803 --> 01:18:03,638
[both] "You're under arrest, sugar."
1529
01:18:03,722 --> 01:18:05,724
[laughter]
1530
01:18:05,807 --> 01:18:07,934
What's the name of the chick
who played Christie Love?
1531
01:18:08,018 --> 01:18:10,103
- Pam Grier.
- No, it wasn't Pam Grier.
1532
01:18:10,187 --> 01:18:11,897
Pam Grier was the other one.
1533
01:18:11,980 --> 01:18:13,607
Pam Grier did the film.
1534
01:18:14,358 --> 01:18:18,403
Christie Love was like a Pam Grier TV show
without Pam Grier.
1535
01:18:18,487 --> 01:18:20,989
- So who was Christie Love?
- How the fuck should I know?
1536
01:18:21,865 --> 01:18:23,617
Great, now I'm totally fucking tortured.
1537
01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:26,995
Whoever it was, it doesn't matter.
She looked exactly like Elois.
1538
01:18:27,079 --> 01:18:28,497
Anne Francis.
1539
01:18:28,580 --> 01:18:31,249
No, that was Honey West.
1540
01:18:31,333 --> 01:18:33,085
- Anne Francis is white.
- [Eddie] Shut up.
1541
01:18:33,168 --> 01:18:35,087
All right,
I'm trying to tell a story here.
1542
01:18:35,170 --> 01:18:37,464
She looked exactly like Elois.
1543
01:18:37,547 --> 01:18:40,050
Anyway, I come into the club one night.
1544
01:18:40,717 --> 01:18:43,446
There's Carlos, he's the bartender.
He's a wetback. He's a friend of mine.
1545
01:18:43,470 --> 01:18:45,263
[all laugh]
1546
01:18:45,347 --> 01:18:48,392
And I says to him,
"Carlos, where's Lady E tonight?"
1547
01:18:48,475 --> 01:18:52,938
And he-- Now, apparently, Lady E
was married to a real piece of dog shit.
1548
01:18:53,021 --> 01:18:54,439
I mean, a real fucking animal.
1549
01:18:54,523 --> 01:18:56,918
- He used to do things to her.
- [Mr. Orange] Do things-- Do things.
1550
01:18:56,942 --> 01:19:00,612
Like what? What would he do?
He beat her up or something?
1551
01:19:01,321 --> 01:19:03,824
I don't know what he did.
He just did things, all right?
1552
01:19:03,907 --> 01:19:07,369
So, anyway, one night,
she plays it real cool.
1553
01:19:07,452 --> 01:19:09,704
She waits for this bag of shit
to get drunk.
1554
01:19:09,788 --> 01:19:12,541
He falls asleep on the fucking couch.
1555
01:19:12,624 --> 01:19:17,129
She sneaks up on him,
she puts some wacko glue on his dick,
1556
01:19:17,212 --> 01:19:19,339
- and glues his dick to his belly.
- Ohh!
1557
01:19:19,423 --> 01:19:22,300
- No.
- Jesus Christ.
1558
01:19:22,384 --> 01:19:25,220
I'm serious, man.
I'm serious. I'm dead serious.
1559
01:19:25,303 --> 01:19:28,265
They had to call the paramedics
to cut the prick loose, literally.
1560
01:19:28,348 --> 01:19:29,951
[Mr. Orange] Do some crazy things with it.
1561
01:19:29,975 --> 01:19:31,393
Was he all pissed off?
1562
01:19:31,476 --> 01:19:33,812
[laughs]
1563
01:19:33,895 --> 01:19:36,148
How would you feel
if every time you had to take a piss,
1564
01:19:36,231 --> 01:19:38,275
you had to do a fucking handstand?
1565
01:19:38,358 --> 01:19:40,569
[all laughing]
1566
01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:46,241
You guys like to tell jokes and giggle
and kid around, huh?
1567
01:19:46,324 --> 01:19:49,411
Giggling like a bunch of young broads
in the schoolyard.
1568
01:19:49,494 --> 01:19:51,204
Well, let me tell a joke.
1569
01:19:52,289 --> 01:19:56,168
Five guys sitting in a bullpen,
San Quentin,
1570
01:19:57,043 --> 01:19:59,045
wondering how the fuck they got there.
1571
01:19:59,921 --> 01:20:02,090
"What did we do wrong?
What should have we done?
1572
01:20:02,174 --> 01:20:05,343
What didn't we do?
It's your fault, my fault, his fault."
1573
01:20:05,427 --> 01:20:06,678
All that bullshit.
1574
01:20:07,304 --> 01:20:09,014
Finally, someone comes up with the idea.
1575
01:20:09,097 --> 01:20:10,307
"Wait a minute.
1576
01:20:11,516 --> 01:20:13,351
While we were planning this caper,
1577
01:20:13,435 --> 01:20:15,979
all we did was sit around
and tell fucking jokes."
1578
01:20:16,062 --> 01:20:17,689
Got the message?
1579
01:20:20,150 --> 01:20:21,776
Fellas, I don't mean to holler at you.
1580
01:20:23,528 --> 01:20:26,615
When this caper's over, and I'm sure
it's gonna be a successful one,
1581
01:20:26,698 --> 01:20:30,118
hell, we'll go down the Hawaiian islands,
I'll roar and laugh with all of you.
1582
01:20:30,202 --> 01:20:32,204
You'll find me a different character
down there.
1583
01:20:32,287 --> 01:20:34,498
Right now, it's a matter of business.
1584
01:20:35,832 --> 01:20:39,920
With the exception of Eddie and myself,
whom you already know,
1585
01:20:40,003 --> 01:20:42,923
we're gonna be using aliases on this job.
1586
01:20:43,006 --> 01:20:47,302
Under no circumstances
do I want any one of you
1587
01:20:47,385 --> 01:20:50,388
to relate to each other
by your Christian names,
1588
01:20:51,139 --> 01:20:55,435
and I don't want any talk
about yourself personally.
1589
01:20:55,519 --> 01:20:59,481
That includes where you been,
your wife's name,
1590
01:20:59,564 --> 01:21:01,441
where you might have done time,
1591
01:21:01,525 --> 01:21:04,736
or a bank maybe you robbed
in St. Petersburg.
1592
01:21:05,487 --> 01:21:08,615
All I want you guys to talk about,
if you have to,
1593
01:21:09,491 --> 01:21:11,493
is what you're gonna do.
1594
01:21:12,202 --> 01:21:13,620
That should do it.
1595
01:21:14,412 --> 01:21:15,914
Here are your names.
1596
01:21:16,873 --> 01:21:18,208
Mr. Brown,
1597
01:21:18,291 --> 01:21:19,793
Mr. White,
1598
01:21:19,876 --> 01:21:21,461
Mr. Blonde,
1599
01:21:21,545 --> 01:21:23,463
Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange,
1600
01:21:23,547 --> 01:21:24,589
and Mr. Pink.
1601
01:21:24,673 --> 01:21:26,132
Why am I Mr. Pink?
1602
01:21:26,216 --> 01:21:28,301
Because you're a faggot, all right?
1603
01:21:28,385 --> 01:21:30,262
[Mr. Brown laughs]
1604
01:21:30,345 --> 01:21:31,930
Why can't we pick our own colors?
1605
01:21:32,013 --> 01:21:35,225
No way. No way.
Tried it once. It doesn't work.
1606
01:21:35,308 --> 01:21:38,812
You get four guys all fighting over
who's gonna be Mr. Black.
1607
01:21:38,895 --> 01:21:41,481
They don't know each other,
so nobody wants to back down.
1608
01:21:42,315 --> 01:21:44,693
No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink.
1609
01:21:44,776 --> 01:21:47,320
Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
1610
01:21:47,404 --> 01:21:50,448
Yeah, but Mr. Brown,
that's a little too close to Mr. Shit.
1611
01:21:50,532 --> 01:21:52,367
[Mr. Pink] Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy.
1612
01:21:52,450 --> 01:21:54,286
How about if I'm Mr. Purple?
1613
01:21:54,369 --> 01:21:56,371
That sounds good to me.
I'll be Mr. Purple.
1614
01:21:56,454 --> 01:21:58,081
You're not Mr. Purple.
1615
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:01,585
Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple.
1616
01:22:01,668 --> 01:22:03,211
You're Mr. Pink!
1617
01:22:03,295 --> 01:22:05,046
Who cares what your name is?
1618
01:22:05,130 --> 01:22:06,631
Yeah, that's easy for you to say.
1619
01:22:06,715 --> 01:22:08,883
You're Mr. White.
You have a cool-sounding name.
1620
01:22:08,967 --> 01:22:11,720
All right, look, if it's no big deal
to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?
1621
01:22:11,803 --> 01:22:14,764
Hey, nobody's trading with anybody.
1622
01:22:15,473 --> 01:22:18,602
This ain't a goddamn fucking
city council meeting, you know.
1623
01:22:20,437 --> 01:22:22,397
Now listen up, Mr. Pink.
1624
01:22:22,480 --> 01:22:24,899
There's two ways you can go on this job:
1625
01:22:24,983 --> 01:22:27,402
my way or the highway.
1626
01:22:27,485 --> 01:22:29,487
Now, what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?
1627
01:22:30,322 --> 01:22:32,532
Jesus Christ, Joe.
Fucking forget about it.
1628
01:22:33,408 --> 01:22:35,910
It's beneath me, you know.
I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.
1629
01:22:36,536 --> 01:22:38,955
I'll move on when I feel like it.
1630
01:22:39,039 --> 01:22:41,666
All you guys got the goddamn message?
1631
01:22:43,752 --> 01:22:46,755
I'm so goddamn mad hollering at you guys,
I can hardly talk.
1632
01:22:48,298 --> 01:22:50,300
[sniffles] Let's go to work.
1633
01:22:51,092 --> 01:22:53,720
[Mr. White]
Let's go over it. Where are you?
1634
01:22:53,803 --> 01:22:55,615
[Mr. Orange] I stand outside
and guard the door.
1635
01:22:55,639 --> 01:22:57,557
I don't let anybody go in or go out.
1636
01:22:58,266 --> 01:23:00,477
- [Mr. White] Mr. Brown?
- Mr. Brown waits in the car.
1637
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:02,371
He's parked across the street
till I give him the signal.
1638
01:23:02,395 --> 01:23:04,064
Then he pulls up in front of the store.
1639
01:23:04,147 --> 01:23:06,399
Mr. Blonde and Mr. Blue?
1640
01:23:06,483 --> 01:23:09,110
Crowd control.
They handle customers and employees.
1641
01:23:10,195 --> 01:23:11,571
That girl's ass?
1642
01:23:11,655 --> 01:23:13,323
It's sitting right here on my dick.
1643
01:23:13,406 --> 01:23:14,949
[laughs]
1644
01:23:15,825 --> 01:23:17,243
Myself and Mr. Pink?
1645
01:23:17,869 --> 01:23:21,956
Uh, you two take the manager in the back
and make him give you the diamonds.
1646
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:24,125
We're there for those stones, period.
1647
01:23:24,209 --> 01:23:26,586
Since no display cases
are being fucked with,
1648
01:23:26,670 --> 01:23:28,296
no alarms should go off.
1649
01:23:28,963 --> 01:23:31,716
We're out of there in two minutes,
not one second longer.
1650
01:23:33,385 --> 01:23:35,804
What happens if the manager
won't give you the diamonds?
1651
01:23:37,097 --> 01:23:38,890
When you're dealing
with a store like this,
1652
01:23:38,973 --> 01:23:40,809
they're insured up the ass.
1653
01:23:40,892 --> 01:23:43,436
They're not supposed
to give you any resistance, whatsoever.
1654
01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:47,440
If you get a customer or an employee
who thinks he's Charles Bronson,
1655
01:23:47,524 --> 01:23:49,943
take the butt of your gun
and smash their nose in.
1656
01:23:50,026 --> 01:23:51,736
Drops him right to the floor.
1657
01:23:51,820 --> 01:23:53,822
Everyone jumps, he falls down screaming.
1658
01:23:53,905 --> 01:23:56,491
Blood squirts out of his nose,
freaks everybody out.
1659
01:23:56,574 --> 01:23:58,660
Nobody says fucking shit after that.
1660
01:23:59,703 --> 01:24:01,955
You might get some bitch talk shit to you.
1661
01:24:02,038 --> 01:24:04,833
Give her a look like you're gonna
smash her in the face next.
1662
01:24:04,916 --> 01:24:07,252
- Watch her shut the fuck up.
- [laughs]
1663
01:24:07,335 --> 01:24:09,337
Now, if it's a manager,
that's a different story.
1664
01:24:10,046 --> 01:24:12,382
The managers know better
than to fuck around.
1665
01:24:12,465 --> 01:24:14,634
So, if you get one
that's giving you static,
1666
01:24:14,718 --> 01:24:16,261
he probably thinks he's a real cowboy,
1667
01:24:16,344 --> 01:24:18,346
so you gotta break
that son of a bitch in two.
1668
01:24:19,097 --> 01:24:21,182
If you want to know something
and he won't tell you,
1669
01:24:21,266 --> 01:24:23,727
cut off one of his fingers,
the little one.
1670
01:24:24,436 --> 01:24:26,354
Then tell him his thumb's next.
1671
01:24:26,438 --> 01:24:28,857
After that, he'll tell you
if he wears ladies' underwear.
1672
01:24:33,486 --> 01:24:35,488
I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
1673
01:24:35,572 --> 01:24:36,698
[engine starts]
1674
01:24:37,824 --> 01:24:39,242
[tires squeal]
1675
01:24:40,201 --> 01:24:41,494
[both grunt]
1676
01:24:43,371 --> 01:24:45,290
[sirens wailing in distance]
1677
01:24:47,208 --> 01:24:48,877
Come on!
1678
01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:50,837
Hey-- I don't believe this.
1679
01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:51,921
Fuck!
1680
01:24:53,339 --> 01:24:55,508
[engine revs]
1681
01:24:55,592 --> 01:24:58,011
[sirens approaching]
1682
01:25:00,180 --> 01:25:02,724
[tires skidding]
1683
01:25:02,807 --> 01:25:03,892
Fuck!
1684
01:25:03,975 --> 01:25:06,978
[helicopter whirring]
1685
01:25:10,565 --> 01:25:14,527
Jesus. I got blinded, man.
I'm fucking blind.
1686
01:25:14,611 --> 01:25:17,030
You're not blind. You just got blood
in your eyes, all right?
1687
01:25:22,076 --> 01:25:23,076
Aah!
1688
01:25:27,081 --> 01:25:30,126
[sirens approaching]
1689
01:25:31,044 --> 01:25:32,253
Is he dead?
1690
01:25:33,004 --> 01:25:34,297
Did he die or not?
1691
01:25:36,007 --> 01:25:37,217
Let's go.
1692
01:25:38,134 --> 01:25:40,553
[helicopter approaching]
1693
01:26:12,126 --> 01:26:14,462
Hold it! Hold it! Right there!
1694
01:26:16,214 --> 01:26:18,007
Get out of the fucking car!
1695
01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:33,523
[gasping in pain]
1696
01:26:33,606 --> 01:26:36,109
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Larry.
1697
01:26:36,192 --> 01:26:38,486
I--I can't believe she killed me!
1698
01:26:38,570 --> 01:26:40,405
Who would've fucking thought that?
1699
01:26:40,488 --> 01:26:43,116
[Mr. White] Hey!
Just cancel that shit right now!
1700
01:26:43,199 --> 01:26:47,203
You're hurt! You're hurt real fucking bad,
but you ain't dying!
1701
01:26:48,413 --> 01:26:52,584
Oh! All this blood
is scaring the shit out of me, Larry!
1702
01:26:52,667 --> 01:26:55,336
I--I'm gonna die! I know it!
1703
01:26:56,004 --> 01:26:58,381
[groaning]
1704
01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:12,103
[Mr. Orange groans]
1705
01:27:27,201 --> 01:27:28,411
[Eddie sniffs]
1706
01:27:30,455 --> 01:27:33,207
- What the fuck happened?
- He slashed the cop's face.
1707
01:27:33,291 --> 01:27:35,960
Cut off his ear
and was gonna burn him alive.
1708
01:27:37,128 --> 01:27:38,838
[Eddie] What? I didn't hear you.
1709
01:27:39,505 --> 01:27:40,840
[Mr. Orange] I said...
1710
01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:44,385
Blonde went crazy.
1711
01:27:44,469 --> 01:27:48,973
He slashed the cop's face, cut off his ear
and was gonna burn him alive.
1712
01:27:49,891 --> 01:27:51,017
This cop?
1713
01:27:53,311 --> 01:27:54,520
[Mr. Orange] No.
1714
01:27:56,147 --> 01:27:58,149
He went crazy? Something like that?
1715
01:27:58,232 --> 01:27:59,525
Worse or better?
1716
01:28:01,027 --> 01:28:03,655
Eddie, he was pulling a burn, man.
1717
01:28:04,948 --> 01:28:06,908
He was gonna kill the cop and me.
1718
01:28:06,991 --> 01:28:08,826
When you guys walked through the door,
1719
01:28:08,910 --> 01:28:11,621
he was gonna blow you to hell
and make off with the diamonds.
1720
01:28:11,704 --> 01:28:16,209
What'd I tell you? That sick piece of shit
was a stone-cold psycho.
1721
01:28:16,292 --> 01:28:19,587
You could've asked the cop,
if you didn't just kill him.
1722
01:28:19,671 --> 01:28:23,091
He talked about what he was gonna do
when he was slicing him up.
1723
01:28:24,759 --> 01:28:27,845
I don't buy it. It doesn't make sense.
1724
01:28:32,475 --> 01:28:34,727
Makes perfect fucking sense to me.
1725
01:28:34,811 --> 01:28:38,314
You weren't there during the job, Eddie.
You didn't see how he acted. We did.
1726
01:28:38,398 --> 01:28:40,650
He's right about the ear. It's hacked off.
1727
01:28:40,733 --> 01:28:42,860
All right, let me just say this out loud,
1728
01:28:42,944 --> 01:28:44,904
'cause I want to get this straight
in my head.
1729
01:28:45,863 --> 01:28:49,033
You're saying that Mr. Blonde
was gonna kill you,
1730
01:28:49,117 --> 01:28:52,286
and then when we got back,
he was gonna kill us,
1731
01:28:52,370 --> 01:28:54,247
take the satchel of diamonds and scram.
1732
01:28:54,330 --> 01:28:57,583
I'm right about that, right?
That's correct? That's your story?
1733
01:28:58,251 --> 01:29:01,879
I swear on my mother's eternal soul,
it's what happened.
1734
01:29:02,839 --> 01:29:05,758
The man you just killed
just got released from prison.
1735
01:29:05,842 --> 01:29:08,970
He got caught at a company warehouse
full of hot items.
1736
01:29:09,053 --> 01:29:10,763
He could have fucking walked.
1737
01:29:11,723 --> 01:29:15,935
All he had to do was say my dad's name,
but he kept his fucking mouth shut.
1738
01:29:16,019 --> 01:29:19,147
And he did his fucking time,
and he did it like a man.
1739
01:29:19,230 --> 01:29:21,441
He did four years for us.
1740
01:29:21,524 --> 01:29:23,192
So, Mr. Orange,
1741
01:29:23,985 --> 01:29:26,279
you're telling me
this very good friend of mine,
1742
01:29:27,155 --> 01:29:29,157
who did four years for my father,
1743
01:29:30,033 --> 01:29:31,701
who, in four years, never made a deal,
1744
01:29:31,784 --> 01:29:33,828
no matter what they dangled
in front of him,
1745
01:29:34,954 --> 01:29:37,206
you're telling me that now
that this man is free
1746
01:29:38,124 --> 01:29:40,334
and we're making good
on our commitment to him,
1747
01:29:41,127 --> 01:29:43,337
he's just gonna decide,
1748
01:29:43,421 --> 01:29:47,425
out of the fucking blue, to rip us off?
1749
01:29:49,510 --> 01:29:52,805
Why don't you tell me
what really happened?
1750
01:29:52,889 --> 01:29:54,348
What the hell for?
1751
01:29:55,391 --> 01:29:57,393
It'd just be more bullshit.
1752
01:29:59,937 --> 01:30:01,606
This man set us up.
1753
01:30:02,982 --> 01:30:05,860
Dad, I'm sorry, but I don't know
what the hell's happening.
1754
01:30:05,943 --> 01:30:07,528
It's all right, Eddie. I do.
1755
01:30:08,321 --> 01:30:09,864
What the fuck are you talking about?
1756
01:30:09,947 --> 01:30:13,618
That lump of shit's working with the LAPD.
1757
01:30:13,701 --> 01:30:18,039
Joe, I don't have
the slightest fucking idea
1758
01:30:18,122 --> 01:30:19,791
what you're talking about.
1759
01:30:19,874 --> 01:30:23,419
Joe, Joe, I don't know
what you think you know, but you're wrong.
1760
01:30:23,503 --> 01:30:25,254
Like hell I am.
1761
01:30:25,338 --> 01:30:27,882
Joe, trust me on this.
You've made a mistake.
1762
01:30:28,549 --> 01:30:30,218
He's a good kid.
1763
01:30:30,301 --> 01:30:32,845
I understand. You're hot.
You're super-fucking pissed.
1764
01:30:32,929 --> 01:30:34,680
We're all real emotional.
1765
01:30:34,764 --> 01:30:36,766
But you're barking up the wrong tree.
1766
01:30:37,517 --> 01:30:40,645
- I know this man. He wouldn't do that.
- [Joe] You don't know jack shit!
1767
01:30:40,728 --> 01:30:41,979
I do!
1768
01:30:42,063 --> 01:30:46,109
The cocksucker tipped off the cops
and had Mr. Brown and Mr. Blue killed.
1769
01:30:46,192 --> 01:30:49,153
- Mr. Blue is dead?
- [Joe] Dead as Dillinger.
1770
01:30:49,237 --> 01:30:51,239
How do you know all this?
1771
01:30:51,322 --> 01:30:53,658
He's the only one I wasn't 100% on.
1772
01:30:54,992 --> 01:30:58,079
I should have my fucking head examined,
going ahead when I wasn't 100%.
1773
01:30:58,162 --> 01:30:59,247
That's your proof?
1774
01:30:59,330 --> 01:31:01,332
You don't need proof
when you have instinct.
1775
01:31:01,958 --> 01:31:04,293
I ignored it before, but no more.
1776
01:31:06,671 --> 01:31:08,339
Have you lost your fucking mind?
1777
01:31:08,422 --> 01:31:11,884
Joe, you're making a terrible mistake.
I'm not gonna let you make it.
1778
01:31:11,968 --> 01:31:14,762
Come on, guys. Nobody wants this.
1779
01:31:14,846 --> 01:31:16,889
We're supposed to be
fucking professionals.
1780
01:31:17,723 --> 01:31:21,060
[Eddie] Larry, look,
it's been quite a long time,
1781
01:31:21,811 --> 01:31:23,146
a lot of jobs.
1782
01:31:23,771 --> 01:31:25,481
There's no need for this, man.
1783
01:31:26,399 --> 01:31:28,776
Let's just put our guns down,
1784
01:31:29,986 --> 01:31:33,364
and let's settle this
with a fucking conversation.
1785
01:31:33,447 --> 01:31:36,159
Joe, if you kill that man, you die next.
1786
01:31:37,076 --> 01:31:39,162
Repeat.
If you kill that man, you die next.
1787
01:31:39,245 --> 01:31:41,956
[Eddie] Larry, we have been friends,
1788
01:31:42,790 --> 01:31:44,584
and you respect my dad and I respect you,
1789
01:31:44,667 --> 01:31:46,867
but I will put fucking bullets
right through your heart.
1790
01:31:46,919 --> 01:31:49,130
You put that fucking gun down. Now.
1791
01:31:49,881 --> 01:31:53,718
Goddamn you, Joe. Don't make me do this.
1792
01:31:53,801 --> 01:31:56,429
Larry, stop pointing
that fucking gun at my dad!
1793
01:32:02,852 --> 01:32:06,564
[Mr. White moaning]
1794
01:32:32,548 --> 01:32:35,468
[moaning continues]
1795
01:32:51,651 --> 01:32:54,070
[moaning continues]
1796
01:32:58,074 --> 01:33:01,077
[car engine cranking]
1797
01:33:11,921 --> 01:33:13,923
[Mr. Orange whimpers]
1798
01:33:14,006 --> 01:33:16,109
- [sirens wailing, faint]
- [car engine continues cranking]
1799
01:33:16,133 --> 01:33:18,886
[Mr. White groaning]
1800
01:33:18,970 --> 01:33:22,098
- [sirens continue wailing]
- [tires squealing]
1801
01:33:30,815 --> 01:33:32,733
[coughing]
1802
01:33:32,817 --> 01:33:34,860
- [tires squealing]
- [sirens continue wailing]
1803
01:33:34,944 --> 01:33:36,946
[gunshots in distance]
1804
01:33:38,864 --> 01:33:40,992
[gunshots continue]
1805
01:33:43,286 --> 01:33:44,829
I'm sorry, kid.
1806
01:33:47,498 --> 01:33:49,250
Looks like we're gonna...
1807
01:33:50,042 --> 01:33:52,169
do-- do a little time.
1808
01:33:52,253 --> 01:33:54,588
- [policemen shouting outside]
- [Mr. Orange whimpers]
1809
01:33:59,260 --> 01:34:00,553
I'm a cop.
1810
01:34:03,014 --> 01:34:04,223
Larry...
1811
01:34:06,350 --> 01:34:07,852
I'm sorry.
1812
01:34:09,312 --> 01:34:13,607
I'm s... so sorry.
1813
01:34:16,193 --> 01:34:19,822
- I'm a cop.
- [groaning sob]
1814
01:34:22,074 --> 01:34:25,328
[coughs, sobs]
1815
01:34:26,245 --> 01:34:28,331
[groaning continues]
1816
01:34:28,414 --> 01:34:31,417
[shouting continues outside]
1817
01:34:34,628 --> 01:34:36,881
Sorry. I'm sorry.
1818
01:34:43,179 --> 01:34:46,390
[shouting continues outside]
1819
01:34:48,017 --> 01:34:50,978
I'm sorry, Larry!
1820
01:34:51,062 --> 01:34:53,898
- [Mr. White moaning]
- I'm... sorry.
1821
01:34:53,981 --> 01:34:55,983
- [door slams open]
- [footsteps running]
1822
01:34:56,067 --> 01:34:57,610
Larry, I'm sorry.
1823
01:34:57,693 --> 01:35:00,863
[policeman] Freeze!
Drop the fucking gun, buddy!
1824
01:35:00,946 --> 01:35:02,883
- [policeman 2] Now!
- [policeman 1] Put the gun down!
1825
01:35:02,907 --> 01:35:04,551
- [policeman 2] Don't do it!
- Drop the gun, man!
1826
01:35:04,575 --> 01:35:06,994
- Don't do it!
- Drop the gun! Drop the fucking gun!
1827
01:35:07,078 --> 01:35:08,930
[policeman 2] We're gonna
fucking blow you away!
1828
01:35:08,954 --> 01:35:10,081
[gunshot]
1829
01:35:10,164 --> 01:35:12,375
[gunshots]
1830
01:35:15,711 --> 01:35:18,547
["Coconut" playing]
1831
01:35:23,010 --> 01:35:26,097
♪ Brother bought a coconut
He bought it for a dime ♪
1832
01:35:26,180 --> 01:35:29,642
♪ His sister had another one
She paid it for the lime ♪
1833
01:35:29,725 --> 01:35:33,270
♪ She put the lime in the coconut
She drank 'em both up ♪
1834
01:35:33,354 --> 01:35:36,899
♪ She put the lime in the coconut
She drank 'em both up ♪
1835
01:35:36,982 --> 01:35:40,569
♪ She put the lime in the coconut
She drank 'em both up ♪
1836
01:35:40,653 --> 01:35:42,655
♪ She put the lime in the coconut ♪
1837
01:35:42,738 --> 01:35:44,407
♪ She called the doctor, woke him up ♪
1838
01:35:44,490 --> 01:35:47,743
♪ And said, "Doctor
Ain't there nothin' I can take?" ♪
1839
01:35:47,827 --> 01:35:51,288
♪ I said, "Doctor
To relieve this bellyache?" ♪
1840
01:35:51,372 --> 01:35:54,834
♪ I said, "Doctor
Ain't there nothin' I can take?" ♪
1841
01:35:54,917 --> 01:35:58,838
♪ I said, "Doctor
To relieve this bellyache?" ♪
1842
01:35:58,921 --> 01:36:00,381
♪ Now let me get this straight ♪
1843
01:36:00,464 --> 01:36:04,009
♪ You put the lime in the coconut
You drank 'em both up ♪
1844
01:36:04,093 --> 01:36:07,596
♪ Put the lime in the coconut
You drank 'em both up ♪
1845
01:36:07,680 --> 01:36:11,183
♪ You put the lime in the coconut
You drank 'em both up ♪
1846
01:36:11,267 --> 01:36:13,227
♪ You put the lime in the coconut ♪
1847
01:36:13,310 --> 01:36:14,937
♪ You called the doctor, woke him up ♪
1848
01:36:15,020 --> 01:36:18,190
♪ Said, "Doctor
Ain't there nothin' I can take?" ♪
1849
01:36:18,274 --> 01:36:21,694
♪ I said, "Doctor
To relieve this bellyache?" ♪
1850
01:36:21,777 --> 01:36:23,696
- ♪ I said, "Doctor" ♪
- ♪ Doctor ♪
1851
01:36:23,779 --> 01:36:25,259
♪ "Ain't there nothin' I can take?" ♪
1852
01:36:25,322 --> 01:36:28,993
♪ I said, "Doctor
To relieve this bellyache?" ♪
1853
01:36:29,076 --> 01:36:32,538
♪ You put the lime in the coconut
You drink 'em both together ♪
1854
01:36:32,621 --> 01:36:36,041
♪ Put the lime in the coconut
Then you'll feel better ♪
1855
01:36:36,125 --> 01:36:39,587
♪ Put the lime in the coconut
Drink 'em both up ♪
1856
01:36:39,670 --> 01:36:43,466
♪ Put the lime in the coconut
And call me in the morning ♪
1857
01:36:43,549 --> 01:36:44,884
♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
1858
01:36:44,967 --> 01:36:47,052
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1859
01:36:47,136 --> 01:36:51,891
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1860
01:36:51,974 --> 01:36:55,603
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1861
01:36:55,686 --> 01:36:57,563
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1862
01:36:57,646 --> 01:37:00,649
♪ Brother bought a coconut
He bought it for a dime ♪
1863
01:37:00,733 --> 01:37:04,028
♪ His sister had another one
She paid it for the lime ♪
1864
01:37:04,111 --> 01:37:07,656
♪ She put the lime in the coconut
She drank 'em both up ♪
1865
01:37:07,740 --> 01:37:09,492
♪ Put the lime in the coconut ♪
1866
01:37:09,575 --> 01:37:11,368
♪ She called her doctor, woke him up ♪
1867
01:37:11,452 --> 01:37:14,455
♪ She said, "Doctor
Ain't there nothin' I can take?" ♪
1868
01:37:14,538 --> 01:37:17,875
♪ I said, "Doctor
To relieve this bellyache?" ♪
1869
01:37:17,958 --> 01:37:21,378
♪ I said, "Doctor
Ain't there nothin' I can take?" ♪
1870
01:37:21,462 --> 01:37:23,506
♪ I said, "Doctor" ♪
1871
01:37:23,589 --> 01:37:24,882
♪ Now let me get this straight ♪
1872
01:37:24,965 --> 01:37:28,552
♪ You put the lime in the coconut
You drink 'em both up ♪
1873
01:37:28,636 --> 01:37:32,056
♪ Put the lime in the coconut
You drink 'em both up ♪
1874
01:37:32,139 --> 01:37:35,518
♪ Put a lime in the coconut
You drink 'em both up ♪
1875
01:37:35,601 --> 01:37:38,979
♪ Put the lime in the coconut
You're such a silly woman ♪
1876
01:37:39,063 --> 01:37:42,441
♪ Put a lime in the coconut
And drink 'em both together ♪
1877
01:37:42,525 --> 01:37:45,861
♪ Put the lime in the coconut
Then you'll feel better ♪
1878
01:37:45,945 --> 01:37:49,365
♪ Put the lime in the coconut
Drink 'em both down ♪
1879
01:37:49,448 --> 01:37:52,952
♪ Put the lime in the coconut
And call me in the morning ♪
1880
01:37:53,035 --> 01:37:54,411
♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
1881
01:37:54,495 --> 01:37:55,975
♪ Ain't there nothing you can take? ♪
1882
01:37:56,038 --> 01:37:59,333
♪ I said, "Whoo-hoo-ooh
To relieve your bellyache?" ♪
1883
01:37:59,416 --> 01:38:02,795
♪ You said, "Whoo-hoo-ooh
Ain't there nothing I can take?" ♪
1884
01:38:02,878 --> 01:38:06,131
♪ I said, "Whoo-hoo-ooh
To relieve your bellyache?" ♪
1885
01:38:06,215 --> 01:38:09,593
♪ You said, "Yeah
Ain't there nothing I can take?" ♪
1886
01:38:09,677 --> 01:38:12,972
♪ I said, "Waa-ahh
To relieve this bellyache?" ♪
1887
01:38:13,055 --> 01:38:16,350
♪ I said, "Doctor
Ain't there nothin' I can take?" ♪
1888
01:38:16,433 --> 01:38:19,728
♪ I said, "Doctor
Ain't there nothing I can take?" ♪
1889
01:38:19,812 --> 01:38:23,148
♪ I said, "Doctor
Ain't there nothing I can take?" ♪
1890
01:38:23,232 --> 01:38:26,694
♪ I said, "Doctor"
You're such a silly woman ♪
1891
01:38:26,777 --> 01:38:30,114
♪ Put the lime in the coconut
And drink 'em both together ♪
1892
01:38:30,197 --> 01:38:33,534
♪ Put the lime in the coconut
Then you'll feel better ♪
1893
01:38:33,617 --> 01:38:36,954
♪ Put the lime in the coconut
Drink 'em both up ♪
1894
01:38:37,037 --> 01:38:41,542
♪ Put the lime in the coconut
And call me in the morning ♪
1895
01:38:41,625 --> 01:38:43,877
♪ Yes, you call me in the morning ♪
1896
01:38:43,961 --> 01:38:47,047
♪ You call me in the morning
I'll tell you what to do ♪
1897
01:38:47,131 --> 01:38:50,467
♪ If you call me in the morning
I'll tell you what to do ♪
1898
01:38:50,551 --> 01:38:53,846
♪ If you call me in the morning
I'll tell you what to do ♪
1899
01:38:53,929 --> 01:38:57,600
♪ If you call me in the morning
I'll tell you what to do ♪
1900
01:38:57,683 --> 01:38:59,018
[song fades]