1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Greetings from Martin's Movies. 2 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,800 RUSH HOUR 2 3 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:05,600 Thank you. 4 00:02:24,033 --> 00:02:25,867 Someone better call the police. 5 00:02:31,665 --> 00:02:36,669 I wish they all could be California girls. 6 00:02:40,131 --> 00:02:43,300 - The Beach Boys are dope. - I love Beach Boys. 7 00:02:44,718 --> 00:02:47,637 Hey, ladies, how you doin'? Wait a minute. 8 00:02:54,060 --> 00:02:56,353 Where you goin'? Let's get some sushi! 9 00:02:56,479 --> 00:02:59,231 Hey! Hey, cutie! 10 00:03:00,566 --> 00:03:02,859 I wish they all could... 11 00:03:02,985 --> 00:03:05,820 Hey, hey, hey, hey! That was my CD! 12 00:03:05,946 --> 00:03:08,615 Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD. 13 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:11,409 You see the way those girls drove off? They was laughing at us. 14 00:03:11,534 --> 00:03:13,202 Those girls drove off because of you. 15 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:16,204 All I did was invite them to have a drink. 16 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,456 You invited them to get naked... 17 00:03:18,582 --> 00:03:20,875 and sacrifice a small goat. 18 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:23,378 Which word was "goat"? 19 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:26,005 You owe me a copy of The Beach Boys' Greatest Hits. 20 00:03:26,172 --> 00:03:29,967 Don't get no attitude with me, Lee. I've worked your cases for three days. 21 00:03:30,134 --> 00:03:33,803 Reason I'm here in Hong Kong is 'cause you said you'd show me a good time. 22 00:03:33,971 --> 00:03:36,640 I'm on vacation, man, and I want some mu sh... 23 00:03:36,765 --> 00:03:39,851 - Mu shu? You hungry? - No, Lee, not mu sh... 24 00:03:40,018 --> 00:03:42,853 Some mu shu. I wanna see some women, man. 25 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:45,188 Now stop playin' dumb and show me to the sh... 26 00:03:49,985 --> 00:03:51,611 There was a bombing at the U.S. Embassy. 27 00:03:52,821 --> 00:03:54,614 Two American translators were killed. 28 00:03:55,281 --> 00:03:56,198 Any leads? 29 00:03:58,034 --> 00:03:59,285 We think it's Ricky Tan. 30 00:03:59,910 --> 00:04:03,037 His entire gang of Triads is at the club tonight. 31 00:04:04,915 --> 00:04:07,584 If you don't want to take the case, I'll understand. 32 00:04:08,543 --> 00:04:09,418 No, it's okay. 33 00:04:14,173 --> 00:04:15,465 What was that? 34 00:04:15,591 --> 00:04:18,927 Did you just take another damn case on my vacation, man? 35 00:04:19,052 --> 00:04:22,513 Of course not. My superintendent invited us to a club. 36 00:04:22,639 --> 00:04:25,850 - Big party tonight. - Don't be messin' with me, Lee. 37 00:04:25,975 --> 00:04:28,727 I will slap you so hard, you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty. 38 00:04:28,853 --> 00:04:31,522 I mean it. I'll bitch-slap you back to Bangkok. 39 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:34,190 - Big party? - Big one. 40 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,735 Okay, well, let's go party then. 41 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:44,157 Hey, this is nice. Hey, cutie. 42 00:04:44,283 --> 00:04:46,910 They don't like tourists in here, so try to blend in. 43 00:04:47,035 --> 00:04:50,329 What do you mean, blend in? I'm two feet taller than everybody here. 44 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:55,960 - Wait here. - Where you goin'? 45 00:04:56,085 --> 00:04:59,671 - Bathroom. - Hurry back, 'cause we gonna party. 46 00:05:13,559 --> 00:05:15,435 How you doin'? 47 00:05:15,561 --> 00:05:19,189 Come here a lot? It's a nice place. 48 00:05:19,314 --> 00:05:22,692 Take us through the hours 49 00:05:22,817 --> 00:05:24,193 I won't make you, baby. 50 00:05:24,319 --> 00:05:27,988 What in the world is goin' on up in here? 51 00:05:28,114 --> 00:05:30,783 Am I the only one listenin' to this? 52 00:05:30,908 --> 00:05:32,868 The man destroyin' a classic! 53 00:05:32,993 --> 00:05:35,953 With the force, don't stop Don't stop till you get enough. 54 00:05:36,079 --> 00:05:38,372 Keep on with the force Don't stop. 55 00:05:38,498 --> 00:05:41,917 - Don't stop till you get enough. - Boo! 56 00:05:42,043 --> 00:05:46,004 With the force, don't stop Don't stop till you get enough 57 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:48,757 I can't take no more of this, man. 58 00:06:14,196 --> 00:06:18,199 Get closer Oh, get closer 59 00:06:18,325 --> 00:06:20,577 I'm burnin' now. 60 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:25,497 Just love me. 61 00:06:25,623 --> 00:06:27,541 Till you. 62 00:06:27,667 --> 00:06:30,753 Don't know how. 63 00:06:30,878 --> 00:06:33,421 Keep on till the force starts up. 64 00:06:33,588 --> 00:06:35,506 Don't stop till you get enough Keep on. 65 00:06:35,632 --> 00:06:39,135 Till the force starts up Ah, don't stop till you get enough. 66 00:06:39,302 --> 00:06:41,220 Keep on till the force starts up. 67 00:06:41,345 --> 00:06:43,388 Come on, girls! 68 00:06:43,514 --> 00:06:45,807 Come on till the force starts up. 69 00:06:45,933 --> 00:06:48,226 Ah, don't stop till you get enough. 70 00:06:52,689 --> 00:06:55,316 Come on! Come on! 71 00:06:56,692 --> 00:07:00,111 Come here, girls Don't stop till you... 72 00:07:00,237 --> 00:07:02,780 Come on, girls I can't believe it. 73 00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:10,245 Come on, don't stop. You know you feel the force! 74 00:07:11,998 --> 00:07:13,874 Don't stop till you get enough. 75 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,335 - I feel the force! - Carter! 76 00:07:17,502 --> 00:07:19,545 Come on! Come on! 77 00:07:19,713 --> 00:07:21,506 - Carter! - Come on, Lee! 78 00:07:21,673 --> 00:07:23,299 - Carter! - Come on! 79 00:07:27,053 --> 00:07:30,973 I'll be right back I'll be right back 80 00:07:31,098 --> 00:07:33,016 I'll be right back 81 00:07:33,141 --> 00:07:35,518 Lee, these people love me. Come on out here. 82 00:07:35,644 --> 00:07:37,687 - Get off the stage. - Are you crazy, man? 83 00:07:37,812 --> 00:07:40,689 I'm a star, a god to these people. Check this out. 84 00:07:40,815 --> 00:07:44,067 This is a gangster bar. We are here undercover. 85 00:07:45,819 --> 00:07:49,030 I knew you was lyin'. I knew you was lyin', man. 86 00:07:49,156 --> 00:07:51,199 - I'm sorry, Carter. - You a liar! 87 00:07:51,324 --> 00:07:54,326 We are here to find Ricky Tan. We must tread softly. 88 00:07:54,452 --> 00:07:57,538 Tread softly? What in the world you talkin' about? 89 00:07:57,663 --> 00:08:00,290 Who taught you how to roust a bar? "Tread softly." 90 00:08:00,416 --> 00:08:04,044 These men are Triads, the most deadly gang in China. 91 00:08:04,169 --> 00:08:06,754 You think that scare me? I'm from Los Angeles. We invented gangs. 92 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:09,965 - Give me that badge. - No! You are civilian! 93 00:08:10,091 --> 00:08:12,092 In Hong Kong, I am Michael Jackson! You are Toto! 94 00:08:12,218 --> 00:08:15,178 You mean Tito! Toto is what we ate last night for dinner. 95 00:08:15,304 --> 00:08:17,180 - Now give me that badge. - No! 96 00:08:22,644 --> 00:08:24,020 Listen up! 97 00:08:32,527 --> 00:08:34,070 Right now! 98 00:08:43,537 --> 00:08:44,954 What did I just say? 99 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:48,916 You just asked everybody to pick up their samurai swords... 100 00:08:49,042 --> 00:08:51,419 and shave your butt. 101 00:08:51,544 --> 00:08:53,796 - I said that? - Yes. 102 00:08:55,256 --> 00:08:58,383 Come out here and translate this for me. Come on. 103 00:08:58,509 --> 00:09:00,385 All right, listen up! 104 00:09:00,511 --> 00:09:03,263 All the Triads and the ugly women on this side... 105 00:09:03,388 --> 00:09:06,515 and all the fine women on this side right now! 106 00:09:06,641 --> 00:09:08,017 Translate it. 107 00:09:08,434 --> 00:09:11,603 He wants the men on the right. And the women on the left. 108 00:09:14,606 --> 00:09:16,941 Y'all gonna act like y'all don't hear what I'm sayin'. 109 00:09:17,067 --> 00:09:20,236 Who in here know Ricky Tan? Raise your hand. 110 00:09:21,237 --> 00:09:22,654 Translate. 111 00:09:23,865 --> 00:09:26,617 I apologize. My friend is very drunk. 112 00:09:31,205 --> 00:09:33,832 I see what's goin' on here. Okay. 113 00:09:33,957 --> 00:09:36,917 I ain't got time to be playin' no games now. 114 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:38,836 Hu Li! 115 00:09:39,670 --> 00:09:41,213 Hey, Lee! 116 00:09:54,183 --> 00:09:56,393 Out of the way! L.A.P. D! 117 00:10:24,460 --> 00:10:26,420 Lee! Hold up! 118 00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:34,343 Hell no. 119 00:10:36,429 --> 00:10:39,098 Lee, I'm takin' the stairs! 120 00:11:27,808 --> 00:11:28,808 Move aside, Kobe. 121 00:11:29,059 --> 00:11:29,934 Sorry. 122 00:11:46,283 --> 00:11:48,576 Sorry for interrupting your meal, sir. 123 00:12:24,192 --> 00:12:25,151 Carter! 124 00:12:27,152 --> 00:12:28,820 Over here! 125 00:12:29,947 --> 00:12:31,615 - Lee! - Help me! 126 00:12:33,033 --> 00:12:35,702 - How you get down there? - Hurry up! 127 00:12:35,827 --> 00:12:38,954 Hold on! Don't let go, man. 128 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,207 - Here. - Watch out behind you! 129 00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:45,043 - Behind you! - What? 130 00:12:51,216 --> 00:12:52,884 Who the hell was that? 131 00:12:55,136 --> 00:12:57,346 Lord Jesus, I don't wanna die! 132 00:12:57,471 --> 00:12:59,639 Lee, help me, man! 133 00:12:59,765 --> 00:13:03,309 Don't worry. Chinese bamboo is very strong. 134 00:13:06,187 --> 00:13:08,063 - You sure, man? - I'm sure. 135 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,037 Let go! Let go! 136 00:13:25,162 --> 00:13:28,665 I can't believe I flew 10,000 miles for this shit! 137 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:43,803 I can't believe you lied to me, man. 138 00:13:43,929 --> 00:13:46,306 - I'm sorry. - You sorry? 139 00:13:46,431 --> 00:13:50,601 I got somebody's old chopsticks stuck up my ass, and all you say is you sorry? 140 00:13:51,561 --> 00:13:53,854 - There was an explosion. - I don't give a damn! 141 00:13:54,021 --> 00:13:57,273 At the American embassy. Two Americans were killed. 142 00:13:58,776 --> 00:14:01,236 So you think this guy Ricky Tan blew up the embassy? 143 00:14:01,361 --> 00:14:04,613 - I don't know. - Then why the hell you lookin' for him? 144 00:14:04,781 --> 00:14:07,616 - We're gonna find out. - No, you gonna find out. 145 00:14:07,742 --> 00:14:10,911 There's two billion Chinese people here. Let one of them be your partner. 146 00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:17,751 Where the hell we at now? 147 00:14:17,918 --> 00:14:20,837 Massage parlor. Heaven on Earth. 148 00:14:20,962 --> 00:14:22,421 This is more like it. 149 00:14:22,547 --> 00:14:26,342 I'm about to go in here and get a massage and a hot tea bath right now. 150 00:14:27,551 --> 00:14:29,469 Just follow my lead. Act like a tourist. 151 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,470 I am a tourist, fool. 152 00:14:34,099 --> 00:14:37,018 Slow down, Chen! Hell is wrong with you? 153 00:14:47,444 --> 00:14:50,655 My American friend is on vacation. I want to show him a good time. 154 00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:52,489 Oh, you American. 155 00:14:52,615 --> 00:14:55,200 - Yeah. - You bring American money? 156 00:14:56,577 --> 00:14:58,453 - I got it, Lee. - You sure? 157 00:14:58,579 --> 00:15:00,372 I'm sure. 158 00:15:00,497 --> 00:15:01,664 Thank you. 159 00:15:01,790 --> 00:15:03,750 - You're welcome. - Right this way. 160 00:15:13,634 --> 00:15:15,010 Are you ready? 161 00:15:15,135 --> 00:15:18,221 You ready? I'm ready. 162 00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:25,268 Oh, my goodness! 163 00:15:25,394 --> 00:15:28,354 This place is off the hook! I love Hong Kong. 164 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,690 You get massage from Chinese girl before? 165 00:15:30,816 --> 00:15:33,026 No, but I heard it was the bomb. 166 00:15:33,151 --> 00:15:35,194 Come with me. 167 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,697 You pick any girl for you and your friend. 168 00:15:37,822 --> 00:15:39,740 - Any girl? - Any girl. 169 00:15:42,826 --> 00:15:45,953 I don't know where to start. 170 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:51,625 - I'll take that one. She got to come. - Yes, she's very nice. 171 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:55,504 She is nice, but I hurt my back and my neck, and I need a little more massage. 172 00:15:55,629 --> 00:15:57,839 So I'm gonna take her in the pink too. 173 00:15:57,965 --> 00:16:00,383 - Oh, yes. - And let me get her. 174 00:16:00,509 --> 00:16:03,136 And let me have her. Can I get her too? 175 00:16:03,261 --> 00:16:05,346 And her right there. She good with feet? 176 00:16:05,471 --> 00:16:07,597 - Oh, yes. - What are you doing? 177 00:16:07,723 --> 00:16:11,601 - She said I could have any girl I want. - Well, hurry up! 178 00:16:11,727 --> 00:16:15,271 What's wrong with you? Don't jump in front of a black man in a buffet line. 179 00:16:15,397 --> 00:16:16,773 Calm down! 180 00:16:16,898 --> 00:16:19,608 Your friend has big appetite. 181 00:16:19,734 --> 00:16:24,196 Please, follow her upstairs into the quiet room. 182 00:16:24,321 --> 00:16:26,656 It ain't gonna be no quiet room no more. 183 00:16:32,704 --> 00:16:34,705 Y'all don't know how good this feels. 184 00:16:34,831 --> 00:16:37,249 I got in a big fight last night with the Triads. 185 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:40,044 Y'all ever heard of the Triads? I beat down like 20 of 'em. 186 00:16:40,169 --> 00:16:42,212 Y'all should've seen me. It was on. 187 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:48,634 This is what I'm talkin' about, man. Now I'm on vacation. 188 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:52,096 I knew you'd come through. I just knew it. 189 00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:53,764 America? 190 00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:58,059 Wanna come to America with me? Ever been to America? 191 00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,561 How's your girl? 192 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,230 - Lee, what's wrong? - That's Ricky Tan. 193 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,692 That's Ricky Tan? That's a midget in a bathrobe! 194 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,819 I will call for backup. 195 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,029 He's four feet tall. Let's bust him now. 196 00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:15,616 - He's a very dangerous man. - I'm a very dangerous man. 197 00:17:15,742 --> 00:17:17,785 Look, let's go over there and bust him. 198 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:20,121 You're not about to mess up my massage, I'm telling you. 199 00:17:20,288 --> 00:17:21,288 Stay here. 200 00:17:21,456 --> 00:17:23,332 You don't need backup. I got your back... 201 00:17:27,252 --> 00:17:29,712 Excuse me for a minute. Just for a minute. 202 00:17:32,424 --> 00:17:35,093 I'll be back. Don't... 203 00:17:35,259 --> 00:17:37,135 I'll be back. 204 00:17:39,096 --> 00:17:41,556 Ricky? Ricky Tan? 205 00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:43,892 Get up, dog. I've been lookin' for you everywhere. 206 00:17:44,059 --> 00:17:46,352 I'm busy at the moment. 207 00:17:46,519 --> 00:17:49,521 You hear what I said? I'm busy too. Now get on your feet. 208 00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:51,982 - Get on your feet! - I know you. 209 00:17:52,149 --> 00:17:54,317 You are Lee's American friend, right? 210 00:17:54,485 --> 00:17:57,237 I'm Lee's new muscle. Don't let this robe fool you. 211 00:17:57,404 --> 00:18:00,239 This is the only color they had. Now I said, get up. 212 00:18:00,407 --> 00:18:02,241 I ain't gonna say it again. 213 00:18:03,409 --> 00:18:06,161 You American are so funny. 214 00:18:06,287 --> 00:18:08,539 And you Asians don't hear that well. 215 00:18:10,249 --> 00:18:12,209 Little Ricky! 216 00:18:12,334 --> 00:18:15,712 Get your little punk ass up... 217 00:18:15,837 --> 00:18:18,130 outta that chair right now! 218 00:18:19,716 --> 00:18:23,302 You're messin' up my vacation. I told you to get up, didn't I? 219 00:18:23,427 --> 00:18:25,095 Now I gotta go off on you. 220 00:18:25,221 --> 00:18:27,014 Let me bust his ass. Come on! 221 00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:28,807 What? Let me take care of this. 222 00:18:29,016 --> 00:18:30,850 Hello, my friend, how are you? 223 00:18:31,184 --> 00:18:32,518 I need to talk to you. 224 00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:33,978 What about? 225 00:18:35,104 --> 00:18:36,355 The two Americans that were killed. 226 00:18:36,564 --> 00:18:37,940 Come to the police station. 227 00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:40,484 The police station? 228 00:18:41,443 --> 00:18:44,320 If you have any questions, ask me here. 229 00:18:46,072 --> 00:18:49,032 Look, little man. You comin' with... 230 00:18:49,158 --> 00:18:51,076 Oh, my Lord. 231 00:18:51,202 --> 00:18:53,495 I would like to pay you for that laptop. 232 00:18:53,621 --> 00:18:55,581 - I think I should do that. - No problem. 233 00:18:55,706 --> 00:18:57,999 I seen it on the Internet, with a DVD player. 234 00:18:58,125 --> 00:19:00,627 - That's an old model. - Now, I must excuse myself. 235 00:19:00,752 --> 00:19:02,503 Inspector. 236 00:19:02,629 --> 00:19:04,380 Have a good day. 237 00:19:07,675 --> 00:19:09,134 I was... 238 00:19:11,512 --> 00:19:15,265 Lee, why didn't you tell me this man rolls like this? 239 00:19:15,390 --> 00:19:17,183 - I told you already! - No, you didn't! 240 00:19:17,308 --> 00:19:18,892 - What you said? - I did this. 241 00:19:19,018 --> 00:19:20,852 What do this mean? Speak English to me! 242 00:19:20,978 --> 00:19:23,480 That means I go this way and you go this way. 243 00:19:23,606 --> 00:19:25,983 - I go that way, you go this way? - Yes. 244 00:19:42,789 --> 00:19:43,915 - Sorry. - Carter! 245 00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:45,792 Y'all look alike! Watch out! 246 00:20:15,026 --> 00:20:17,194 No wonder you mad. 247 00:20:30,373 --> 00:20:32,291 Don't worry. It's okay. 248 00:20:35,378 --> 00:20:37,546 You better get the hell outta here. 249 00:20:46,471 --> 00:20:47,555 - Flip me! - What? 250 00:20:47,722 --> 00:20:49,056 Flip me! 251 00:20:50,058 --> 00:20:50,975 Damn! 252 00:20:52,059 --> 00:20:53,852 Lee! 253 00:21:05,029 --> 00:21:06,738 No, no, no! 254 00:21:31,636 --> 00:21:32,678 Lee! 255 00:21:43,605 --> 00:21:46,190 YAU MA TEI POLICE STATION 256 00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:50,277 Look, you've been ordered by the Ministry of Public Security... 257 00:21:50,403 --> 00:21:54,281 to assist the F.B.I. And Secret Service in our investigation... 258 00:21:54,406 --> 00:21:56,699 to provide us with whatever we need. 259 00:21:56,825 --> 00:22:00,369 You have information, it belongs to us. 260 00:22:00,495 --> 00:22:02,371 This is still Hong Kong. 261 00:22:03,498 --> 00:22:07,042 Two Americans have been killed on United States government property. 262 00:22:07,168 --> 00:22:09,044 Give me two copies of that. 263 00:22:09,169 --> 00:22:11,462 This is our investigation. 264 00:22:11,588 --> 00:22:14,632 Chief Inspector Lee will supervise your people. 265 00:22:14,758 --> 00:22:16,968 No, he will report to me. 266 00:22:17,093 --> 00:22:19,345 Do we understand each other? 267 00:22:24,933 --> 00:22:27,059 What the hell is that? 268 00:22:27,185 --> 00:22:29,645 That is, uh... 269 00:22:29,771 --> 00:22:31,439 Chief Inspector Lee. 270 00:22:31,564 --> 00:22:34,024 I ain't never been humiliated and embarrassed like that... 271 00:22:34,150 --> 00:22:36,026 in my whole entire life. 272 00:22:36,152 --> 00:22:39,655 Got me runnin' around Hong Kong butt-naked, thanks to you. 273 00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:41,656 - Thanks to me? - Yeah, thanks to you. 274 00:22:41,782 --> 00:22:43,867 You needed backup, so I gave you backup. 275 00:22:43,992 --> 00:22:47,286 I was about to kick Ricky Tan's ass, and his bodyguards', till you messed it up. 276 00:22:47,412 --> 00:22:50,372 - Stop. I'm sick of your bullshit. - I'm sick of you! 277 00:22:50,498 --> 00:22:52,916 I'm not the one runnin' up in karaoke bars full of gangsters. 278 00:22:53,042 --> 00:22:56,086 And I'm not the one runnin' up in massage parlors lookin' for crime lords. 279 00:22:56,211 --> 00:22:58,337 - It's my job. - It's your job. 280 00:22:58,463 --> 00:23:01,006 You pitiful, man. When are you gonna have some fun? 281 00:23:01,132 --> 00:23:04,051 When are you gonna take a day off? When are you gonna go on a date? 282 00:23:04,177 --> 00:23:07,054 - I have plenty of dates. - When's the last time you had a date? 283 00:23:07,179 --> 00:23:10,014 When's the last time you played "hide the rainbow roll"? 284 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:13,226 Huh? Let's hear it, Lee. The Year of the Rat? 285 00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:15,311 You will never understand me. 286 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:18,648 You right, 'cause I didn't even understand what you just said to me. 287 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:27,447 They got my passport back at that massage parlor. 288 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,201 Good afternoon, sir. 289 00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:33,870 - Lee? - Yes, sir. 290 00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:37,873 This is Special Agent Sterling from the United States Secret Service. 291 00:23:37,998 --> 00:23:39,874 Secret Service? Why? 292 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,876 Have a seat, please. 293 00:23:43,170 --> 00:23:46,214 What I'm about to tell you cannot leave this room. 294 00:23:46,339 --> 00:23:50,217 The men who were killed yesterday were not American translators. 295 00:23:50,343 --> 00:23:52,845 They were undercover United States Customs agents... 296 00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:55,013 trying to break a Triad smuggling ring. 297 00:23:55,139 --> 00:23:57,015 - Smuggling what? - We don't know. 298 00:23:57,140 --> 00:23:59,183 But whatever it is, it got the agents killed. 299 00:24:01,895 --> 00:24:03,271 How can we help you? 300 00:24:03,396 --> 00:24:05,648 You can stay the hell out of our way. 301 00:24:07,942 --> 00:24:11,611 - Thank you. - I can get you Ricky Tan. 302 00:24:11,778 --> 00:24:14,071 No. We know all about Tan. 303 00:24:14,197 --> 00:24:16,407 That's why we're leaving him out there as bait. 304 00:24:16,533 --> 00:24:19,285 This is a lot bigger than Ricky Tan... 305 00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:21,953 and the Fu Cang Long Triads. 306 00:24:27,209 --> 00:24:28,835 Hey, cutie. 307 00:24:50,438 --> 00:24:52,314 Thank you, Lee. 308 00:25:21,841 --> 00:25:23,717 Carter! Carter! 309 00:25:25,594 --> 00:25:28,012 Heaven on Earth massage parlor? 310 00:25:29,848 --> 00:25:31,724 Heaven on Earth? 311 00:25:32,850 --> 00:25:34,976 Hello. Cheap suits. 312 00:25:35,102 --> 00:25:38,188 Hello. Cheap suits. Cheap suits. 313 00:25:38,314 --> 00:25:40,524 - Cheap suits. Cheap suits. - How cheap? 314 00:25:40,649 --> 00:25:43,359 - Cheap suits. - Cheap as hell? 315 00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:01,792 Excuse me. 316 00:26:01,918 --> 00:26:05,212 Can you direct me to Heaven on Earth massage parlor, please? 317 00:26:05,338 --> 00:26:08,090 - Hello. How are you? - Okay. 318 00:26:09,842 --> 00:26:11,843 No, no. Wait a minute. 319 00:26:11,968 --> 00:26:13,886 I don't want no chicken. 320 00:26:17,348 --> 00:26:20,350 I don't want no chicken! What am I gonna do with a chicken? 321 00:26:21,435 --> 00:26:23,395 I don't like my chickens live, okay? 322 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,855 I like 'em dead and deep-fried. You ever heard of Popeye's? 323 00:26:28,525 --> 00:26:31,527 No, no! No! Don't kill chicken. 324 00:26:32,779 --> 00:26:34,071 Yes. 325 00:26:34,197 --> 00:26:36,240 I'm warning you. I'm a police officer. 326 00:26:36,365 --> 00:26:38,742 Put the blade down and let the bird go right now! 327 00:26:47,041 --> 00:26:48,917 You okay, Lee? 328 00:26:51,879 --> 00:26:54,256 All he wanted was some mu sh... 329 00:27:09,478 --> 00:27:10,437 Damn. 330 00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:14,357 Hey, taxi! Taxi! 331 00:27:17,652 --> 00:27:19,570 Follow that car. 332 00:27:21,071 --> 00:27:24,657 Follow that limo. This is a chase. Wherever he goes, you go. 333 00:27:24,783 --> 00:27:28,286 You're not movin'! This is the opposite of chasin'! 334 00:27:29,496 --> 00:27:32,582 What? I will slap you if you don't move this car. 335 00:27:32,707 --> 00:27:35,501 I'm gonna slap you. I'm gonna slap you. 336 00:27:35,626 --> 00:27:38,420 All right. Okay, look. Here. 337 00:27:38,545 --> 00:27:40,463 You understand that? 338 00:27:44,259 --> 00:27:46,719 - Now you're speaking my language. - Get the hell on then. 339 00:27:46,886 --> 00:27:48,929 Come on, let's go! 340 00:28:36,764 --> 00:28:42,102 We just heard Ricky Tan is throwing a party on his boat tonight. 341 00:28:43,228 --> 00:28:44,479 Did you tell Sterling? 342 00:28:44,813 --> 00:28:48,649 Let him find out on his own. I want the Hong Kong Police handling this. 343 00:29:17,008 --> 00:29:19,760 Wait right here. I'll be right back. 344 00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:22,845 - You understand? - Yes, I understand! 345 00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:25,139 And don't eat my chicken, okay? 346 00:29:26,725 --> 00:29:28,101 Jesus! 347 00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:52,676 How you doin', baby? 348 00:30:52,801 --> 00:30:56,179 Carter, James Carter. Baldwin Hills. 349 00:30:56,304 --> 00:30:58,389 Isabella Molina. From San Juan. 350 00:30:58,515 --> 00:31:00,725 San Juan? I know San Juan. 351 00:31:00,850 --> 00:31:03,852 I've traveled there many times on my private plane. 352 00:31:03,978 --> 00:31:09,024 You must know my friend Pedro Morales Magonzales Marato Molaso Mondustos. 353 00:31:09,149 --> 00:31:11,401 - I don't think so. - You sure? 354 00:31:11,526 --> 00:31:14,236 Well, I'm sorry. I thought you rode in the best circles. 355 00:31:14,362 --> 00:31:16,572 But listen. Make yourself feel at home. 356 00:31:16,697 --> 00:31:20,783 You need anything... champagne, caviar... my yacht is your yacht. 357 00:31:22,202 --> 00:31:23,578 This is your yacht? 358 00:31:23,704 --> 00:31:25,747 That's right. I'm the owner. 359 00:31:25,872 --> 00:31:28,582 The captain. El capitan. 360 00:31:28,708 --> 00:31:31,794 - El capitan? - Yes. Listen. 361 00:31:31,919 --> 00:31:35,588 I'm not gonna play games with you. I want you right now. 362 00:31:35,756 --> 00:31:38,591 I see me and you downstairs in one of those bathrooms... 363 00:31:38,717 --> 00:31:40,593 in about five minutes. 364 00:31:40,719 --> 00:31:44,055 Well, I'm very tempted. It's such a beautiful yacht. 365 00:31:46,307 --> 00:31:47,474 What's it called? 366 00:31:47,642 --> 00:31:50,728 - What's it called? - Mm-hmm. Your yacht. 367 00:31:50,853 --> 00:31:54,898 - The S.S. Minnow Johnson. - The S.S. Minnow Johnson? 368 00:31:55,023 --> 00:31:57,692 Funny. The name on the back was The Red Dragon. 369 00:31:57,859 --> 00:31:59,610 The Red Dragon? Are you sure? 370 00:31:59,777 --> 00:32:03,029 Oh, I'm sure. Because this is my friend's yacht. 371 00:32:03,197 --> 00:32:05,282 - Your friend's yacht? - And this is his party. 372 00:32:05,449 --> 00:32:09,118 I must've got on the wrong yacht. All these yachts look alike these days. 373 00:32:09,286 --> 00:32:12,205 I knew somethin' was wrong when my key didn't work. 374 00:32:13,665 --> 00:32:16,500 - Who's your friend? - Somebody on the wrong yacht. 375 00:32:16,626 --> 00:32:19,461 Wait a second. I know you. Steven Reign, right? 376 00:32:19,587 --> 00:32:22,756 You own half of Los Angeles. What you doin' here in Hong Kong? 377 00:32:22,881 --> 00:32:25,091 I'm here for the weekend, taking in the sights. 378 00:32:25,217 --> 00:32:28,303 You must have your own plane too. It's fun, ain't it? 379 00:32:29,137 --> 00:32:31,013 - Shall we? - Yes. 380 00:32:32,431 --> 00:32:34,724 Well, enjoy the party, Mr. Carter. 381 00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:36,726 I plan to, Ms. Isabella. 382 00:32:36,852 --> 00:32:40,313 See you later, Stevie. Be cool. 383 00:32:53,742 --> 00:32:56,828 - Ricky Tan. Where is he? - I don't know! 384 00:32:56,953 --> 00:32:59,913 He killed a detective today. Where is he? 385 00:33:00,039 --> 00:33:01,748 Who got killed, man? 386 00:33:02,667 --> 00:33:04,752 - Carter! - Who died, Lee? 387 00:33:04,877 --> 00:33:06,837 - You! - Detective Yu? 388 00:33:06,962 --> 00:33:08,838 - Not Yu, you! - Who? 389 00:33:08,964 --> 00:33:10,340 - You! - Who? 390 00:33:10,465 --> 00:33:14,301 Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? 391 00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:17,971 Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth, man. 392 00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:20,640 Ricky Tan is waiting for you. 393 00:33:26,062 --> 00:33:28,439 What the hell is going on here, Lee? 394 00:33:28,565 --> 00:33:31,108 Remember I told you my father was a policeman? 395 00:33:31,234 --> 00:33:33,360 - Ricky Tan was his partner. - What? 396 00:33:33,736 --> 00:33:35,821 Hu Li, you disappoint me. 397 00:33:37,072 --> 00:33:38,906 Have you forgotten where you're from? 398 00:33:40,117 --> 00:33:42,035 Don't forget who you work for. 399 00:33:43,077 --> 00:33:45,704 You think you could ever be a leader? 400 00:33:54,171 --> 00:33:56,589 Lee, I've been expecting you. 401 00:33:56,715 --> 00:33:58,716 Please ask your partner to wait inside. 402 00:33:58,841 --> 00:34:01,384 - I ain't goin' nowhere. - It's okay. 403 00:34:01,511 --> 00:34:04,138 - I'm not leavin' you alone. - I'll be fine. 404 00:34:04,263 --> 00:34:06,264 - You sure? - Yes. 405 00:34:07,683 --> 00:34:09,893 I'll be right upstairs. 406 00:34:12,729 --> 00:34:14,814 I know what everybody's saying. 407 00:34:14,939 --> 00:34:17,858 I did not blow up the American embassy. 408 00:34:17,983 --> 00:34:19,901 I'm not that stupid. 409 00:34:21,195 --> 00:34:24,030 But I believe some of my people did. 410 00:34:24,156 --> 00:34:27,742 My enemies are trying to frame me. 411 00:34:27,867 --> 00:34:31,245 There is a war going on right now within the Triads. 412 00:34:32,621 --> 00:34:34,539 I'm afraid I'm gonna lose this time. 413 00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:39,043 If your father were still alive, I would turn to him for advice. 414 00:34:39,169 --> 00:34:41,462 Please don't. 415 00:34:41,588 --> 00:34:44,799 Lee, I really need your help. I cannot trust anybody else. 416 00:34:44,924 --> 00:34:47,551 Tell me why they killed the customs agents. 417 00:34:47,677 --> 00:34:50,512 I'll give you all the information you need... 418 00:34:50,637 --> 00:34:54,557 but you've gotta get me out of Hong Kong right away. 419 00:35:36,929 --> 00:35:38,430 Lady, what are you doin'? 420 00:35:38,597 --> 00:35:40,932 Get down. I'm L.A.P.D. 421 00:35:42,851 --> 00:35:46,354 You just kick me? You must be outta your mind! 422 00:35:46,479 --> 00:35:49,815 You want some of me? I'm gonna give you an L.A.P.D. Ass-kickin'! 423 00:36:16,088 --> 00:36:18,048 - You okay? - Yeah. 424 00:36:18,174 --> 00:36:20,884 I slipped and I fell. Hey. 425 00:36:21,009 --> 00:36:22,969 - What? - Am I bleedin'? 426 00:36:36,190 --> 00:36:38,900 Quite a night, Inspector. 427 00:36:39,025 --> 00:36:42,236 Ricky Tan was our only bait. Now he's gone. 428 00:36:42,362 --> 00:36:46,740 So you got your revenge, at the expense of a U.S. Government investigation. 429 00:36:46,866 --> 00:36:48,742 What are you talkin' about, revenge? 430 00:36:48,868 --> 00:36:51,662 Now, I don't know if the Triads paid you to get rid of Tan... 431 00:36:51,787 --> 00:36:54,122 or if it was a pure vendetta killing... 432 00:36:54,247 --> 00:36:57,666 or if you're involved in the smuggling yourself, but you're off this case. 433 00:36:57,792 --> 00:37:00,169 I don't ever wanna see you again. Is that clear? 434 00:37:00,294 --> 00:37:03,129 - What's goin' on here? - Carter, you're in enough trouble. 435 00:37:03,255 --> 00:37:06,007 Just shut up. Stay out of it. 436 00:37:06,133 --> 00:37:08,176 You're goin' back to L.A. Right now. 437 00:37:08,301 --> 00:37:12,012 That's fine with me, man. I ain't had fun since I been out here. 438 00:37:15,766 --> 00:37:17,851 Sorry, Lee. 439 00:37:19,687 --> 00:37:21,355 Escort Detective Carter to the airport. 440 00:37:23,774 --> 00:37:25,150 I'll take him. 441 00:37:25,275 --> 00:37:26,692 Get your hands off! 442 00:37:34,408 --> 00:37:38,453 - Carter, you don't understand. - I understand, all right. 443 00:37:38,578 --> 00:37:40,955 I got knocked off a building, I got beat on... 444 00:37:41,081 --> 00:37:44,750 I got stripped butt-naked, and you held out on me, man. 445 00:37:44,876 --> 00:37:47,044 I'm outta here. 446 00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:56,386 Carter, Ricky Tan set up my father. 447 00:37:57,929 --> 00:37:59,180 What? 448 00:38:04,351 --> 00:38:08,271 Five years ago, my father was working a big international smuggling case. 449 00:38:08,438 --> 00:38:11,315 He found out his partner, Tan, was working for the Triads. 450 00:38:11,441 --> 00:38:15,569 But before he could prove it, he was killed. 451 00:38:15,695 --> 00:38:17,655 All the evidence disappeared... 452 00:38:17,780 --> 00:38:20,240 Tan resigned, and the case was never solved. 453 00:38:22,284 --> 00:38:24,827 I get it now. This is all about your daddy's last case. 454 00:38:30,333 --> 00:38:32,209 You gettin' on the plane with me or not? 455 00:38:32,334 --> 00:38:33,501 What? 456 00:38:33,669 --> 00:38:36,379 You know my daddy died on the job too. 457 00:38:36,505 --> 00:38:39,340 If I had a chance to square his death, I'd do whatever it took. 458 00:38:39,466 --> 00:38:42,885 I'd do anything. So you comin' or what? 459 00:38:48,974 --> 00:38:50,141 Why L. A? 460 00:38:53,603 --> 00:38:56,897 Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's theory of criminal investigation: 461 00:38:57,065 --> 00:38:58,899 Follow the rich white man. 462 00:38:59,066 --> 00:39:02,861 - Follow the rich white man? - Exactly. Now you're learning. 463 00:39:03,028 --> 00:39:06,447 Every big crime has a rich white man behind it waitin' for his cut. 464 00:39:06,615 --> 00:39:08,950 Now in our case, we know who the rich white man is. 465 00:39:09,117 --> 00:39:10,951 - Steven Reign. - Who? 466 00:39:11,119 --> 00:39:13,829 Steven Reign, the hotel billionaire. I saw him on Ricky Tan's boat. 467 00:39:13,996 --> 00:39:16,331 When the shootin' started, he was way too cool. 468 00:39:16,457 --> 00:39:18,959 When people start shootin', white people ain't that cool. 469 00:39:19,084 --> 00:39:21,377 They either runnin' around, hidin' behind tables... 470 00:39:21,503 --> 00:39:24,547 or screamin' like, "aah!" 471 00:39:24,673 --> 00:39:26,257 You sound like that all the time. 472 00:39:26,382 --> 00:39:28,342 Let me tell you somethin' about black people. 473 00:39:28,468 --> 00:39:30,845 When stuff goes down, we keep our cool. 474 00:39:30,970 --> 00:39:34,181 Maybe, but not like Asians. We never panic. 475 00:39:34,306 --> 00:39:36,933 Right. When Godzilla's comin', y'all be trippin'. 476 00:39:37,059 --> 00:39:39,686 I seen the movie. You be, "Gaica, gaica!" 477 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:41,645 Yellin' everywhere. I seen Chinamen... 478 00:39:41,771 --> 00:39:43,272 Mr. Carter, excuse me. 479 00:39:43,398 --> 00:39:45,650 Thank you so much. It's the kosher meal? 480 00:39:45,775 --> 00:39:48,902 - Yes, that is our kosher meal. - Shalom. 481 00:39:54,532 --> 00:39:56,867 REIGN TOWERS Los Angeles. 482 00:40:02,373 --> 00:40:05,083 There he is, right there, Mr. Steven Reign... 483 00:40:05,209 --> 00:40:07,836 livin' large in one of his penthouse suites. 484 00:40:09,838 --> 00:40:13,549 Oh, guess who this is. Yep, that's her. 485 00:40:13,674 --> 00:40:16,676 That's the woman that was on Ricky Tan's boat, right there. 486 00:40:16,802 --> 00:40:18,386 We got 'em. 487 00:40:18,512 --> 00:40:21,222 Told you it'd work out. Know what I'm talkin' about. 488 00:40:21,348 --> 00:40:23,308 All we gotta do now is wait. 489 00:40:24,684 --> 00:40:26,101 They still talkin'? 490 00:40:27,770 --> 00:40:28,979 He's leaving. 491 00:40:29,105 --> 00:40:31,065 - He'll be back. - How do you know? 492 00:40:31,190 --> 00:40:33,316 I know. You see how fine that woman is? 493 00:40:33,442 --> 00:40:35,527 He'll definitely be back. 494 00:40:41,991 --> 00:40:43,659 What's she doing? 495 00:40:46,537 --> 00:40:48,413 What's she doin', man? 496 00:40:48,539 --> 00:40:51,416 She's just standing around, not doing much. 497 00:40:51,541 --> 00:40:55,794 Just don't fall asleep. Sooner or later, something's gonna happen. 498 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:59,673 Okay, I just try to stay awake. It's just so boring. 499 00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:06,513 Oh. Slow down, baby. 500 00:41:06,638 --> 00:41:07,805 What? 501 00:41:09,641 --> 00:41:11,851 - Nothing. I said nothing. - You said somethin'. 502 00:41:11,976 --> 00:41:13,810 - I said nothing. - I heard you. 503 00:41:13,936 --> 00:41:16,188 No. Nothing. 504 00:41:27,490 --> 00:41:30,367 Lee, what's goin' on? What you talkin' about? 505 00:41:30,493 --> 00:41:33,287 - She's getting undressed. - What? 506 00:41:33,412 --> 00:41:35,622 - She's just getting undressed. - Give me that! 507 00:41:35,747 --> 00:41:38,833 No! It's not right! 508 00:41:38,959 --> 00:41:41,502 - Lord, have mercy! - What? 509 00:41:41,669 --> 00:41:44,171 - She took her skirt off. - I cannot hear this. 510 00:41:44,297 --> 00:41:46,674 Black panties, black bra... 511 00:41:46,799 --> 00:41:50,885 Victoria's Secret, spring catalogue, page 27. 512 00:41:51,011 --> 00:41:52,512 Girl got class. 513 00:41:52,637 --> 00:41:55,472 Let me look a little closer. Oh, look at that. 514 00:41:55,598 --> 00:41:57,599 Got a little tattoo. That's cute. 515 00:41:57,725 --> 00:41:59,851 Looks like Snoopy. 516 00:42:00,019 --> 00:42:01,395 - Snoopy? - Yeah. 517 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,689 - I love Snoopy. - I love Snoopy too. Let me look. 518 00:42:04,857 --> 00:42:06,733 Hold up. Wait a minute. 519 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:09,527 She's goin' to the door. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 520 00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:12,571 She's openin' the door. 521 00:42:14,115 --> 00:42:16,575 Look like somebody droppin' off a package. 522 00:42:16,742 --> 00:42:18,702 Wait a minute. 523 00:42:18,869 --> 00:42:22,455 Look like the same girl who dropped off the package at your office. 524 00:42:22,622 --> 00:42:23,998 It's a bomb! 525 00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:26,751 Watch out! 526 00:42:31,463 --> 00:42:34,423 It's this one right here. Lady, you got a bomb in there! 527 00:42:34,591 --> 00:42:36,384 Open that door! 528 00:42:36,551 --> 00:42:38,385 Kick the door. 529 00:42:41,681 --> 00:42:43,557 - Damn, you fine. - Carter! 530 00:42:45,434 --> 00:42:47,394 - Come on, Lee! - Where? 531 00:42:47,519 --> 00:42:50,730 - Don't drop it! This way! - Where should we go? 532 00:42:55,401 --> 00:42:56,985 Roof! Roof! 533 00:42:57,111 --> 00:42:59,071 Don't trip! Be careful! 534 00:43:02,283 --> 00:43:04,409 - Throw it, Lee! - Where? 535 00:43:04,535 --> 00:43:07,329 Lee, throw it! Throw the bomb over the edge! 536 00:43:07,454 --> 00:43:08,830 Throw it! Throw it! 537 00:43:08,955 --> 00:43:11,165 - Throw it over the edge! - There's people down there! 538 00:43:11,291 --> 00:43:13,960 - Lee, throw it! - Carter! 539 00:43:14,085 --> 00:43:16,337 - Lee! Throw it! - No! 540 00:43:16,462 --> 00:43:18,338 We about to die! 541 00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:27,429 Okay, get on your feet. 542 00:43:27,555 --> 00:43:29,681 - Enough, all right? - Put that down! 543 00:43:29,807 --> 00:43:31,683 - It's a bomb! - Put that down! 544 00:43:31,809 --> 00:43:34,728 Guys, no bomb. Nothing. 545 00:43:34,853 --> 00:43:38,522 Now stay away before I throw you both in jail for obstruction. 546 00:43:38,648 --> 00:43:40,649 Throw us in jail? 547 00:43:40,775 --> 00:43:43,485 You must be outta your mind. I'm about to bust you right now. 548 00:43:43,611 --> 00:43:46,571 I'm an undercover agent for the United States Secret Service. 549 00:43:46,697 --> 00:43:49,407 How do we know that? Show me a badge right now. 550 00:43:49,533 --> 00:43:51,493 Here you go. 551 00:43:52,994 --> 00:43:56,205 Let me see that again. I didn't get a good look at that. 552 00:43:56,331 --> 00:43:59,041 We can help you. I'm a detective from Hong Kong. 553 00:43:59,166 --> 00:44:01,709 I know who you are, Inspector Lee. I know. 554 00:44:01,835 --> 00:44:05,171 We need to go out of sight, so come down to my suite. 555 00:44:08,133 --> 00:44:10,676 - Why did you say it was a bomb? - No, you said that. 556 00:44:10,802 --> 00:44:13,012 - No, you said it. - You said that in the hotel room. 557 00:44:13,137 --> 00:44:15,097 I said she was the bomb. 558 00:44:16,765 --> 00:44:18,641 She was the bomb? 559 00:44:18,767 --> 00:44:21,561 Look, I've been working this case for months now... 560 00:44:21,686 --> 00:44:23,687 so if I seem a little aggravated, I apologize. 561 00:44:23,813 --> 00:44:25,689 You need to tell us what's goin' on. 562 00:44:25,815 --> 00:44:28,442 The Triads and Reign think I'm a crooked customs agent. 563 00:44:28,567 --> 00:44:31,778 - Is that a payoff? - No. That's a sample. 564 00:44:31,904 --> 00:44:33,905 You guys ever heard of the Superbill? 565 00:44:34,031 --> 00:44:36,408 I heard of it. It's a myth. Some kind of counterfeit. 566 00:44:36,533 --> 00:44:39,994 Honey, it's much more than a counterfeit. 567 00:44:40,119 --> 00:44:43,288 Fourteen out of fifteen world banks can't even tell the difference. 568 00:44:43,414 --> 00:44:44,998 The paper is Crane linen blend... 569 00:44:45,124 --> 00:44:48,001 and the bills are printed on U.S. Intaglio presses. 570 00:44:48,127 --> 00:44:51,004 You wanna tell us how they get into the U.S. Mint to use the presses? 571 00:44:51,129 --> 00:44:54,673 In 1959, the United States was very friendly with the Shah of Iran. 572 00:44:54,799 --> 00:44:57,176 Why? Because we wanted his oil. 573 00:44:57,301 --> 00:44:59,177 Our government gave him a gift... 574 00:44:59,303 --> 00:45:01,263 a U.S. Treasury intaglio printing press. 575 00:45:01,388 --> 00:45:03,556 Now, it's the only one to ever leave the country. 576 00:45:03,682 --> 00:45:06,267 Five years ago, Ricky Tan bought the press on the black market. 577 00:45:06,393 --> 00:45:08,102 Five years ago? 578 00:45:08,228 --> 00:45:10,188 That's right before he left the force. 579 00:45:10,313 --> 00:45:13,899 Ricky Tan got hold of one-of-a-kind Swiss-made hundred-dollar plates... 580 00:45:14,025 --> 00:45:15,901 and he started printing Superbills. 581 00:45:16,026 --> 00:45:18,695 That's why Hu Li killed him... for the plates. 582 00:45:18,820 --> 00:45:22,865 And they've printed and shipped one hundred million dollars. 583 00:45:25,660 --> 00:45:28,662 There's only one way to spot a fake. 584 00:45:28,788 --> 00:45:31,748 They use an optical transfer ink from India that burns red. 585 00:45:31,874 --> 00:45:35,627 You see? Now, the real ink, it burns black. 586 00:45:39,797 --> 00:45:42,883 You know, Carter, I believe you're asking the wrong question. 587 00:45:43,050 --> 00:45:46,636 The real question is, where are the plates? 588 00:45:46,804 --> 00:45:50,140 Because if we can find the plates, we can stop the whole operation. 589 00:45:50,265 --> 00:45:53,017 - Right? - Yeah, you're right. 590 00:45:53,184 --> 00:45:55,936 Maybe this is where you can help us, guys. 591 00:45:56,104 --> 00:45:59,356 Yeah. Carter, this is your city, right? 592 00:45:59,857 --> 00:46:02,651 Yeah, this is my titty. I mean, this is my city. 593 00:46:02,776 --> 00:46:06,779 Great. And Lee, you know Hu Li and the Triads, correct? 594 00:46:06,905 --> 00:46:08,906 - Yes. - Great. 595 00:46:09,032 --> 00:46:12,993 Can you do me a favor? Can you find out where Hu Li's keeping the plates? 596 00:46:13,119 --> 00:46:15,287 - That ain't no problem. - Thank you. 597 00:46:15,412 --> 00:46:17,372 So welcome aboard, gentlemen. 598 00:46:17,498 --> 00:46:21,418 From now on, you're officially working for the United States Secret Service. 599 00:46:23,878 --> 00:46:26,880 Secret Service agent James Carter. 600 00:46:27,006 --> 00:46:30,258 That sounds good. It's got a nice ring to it, don't it? 601 00:46:30,384 --> 00:46:32,260 I'm tellin' you, Lee, give me six months. 602 00:46:32,386 --> 00:46:35,889 Six months and I'll be in Washington, D.C., protectin' the president. 603 00:46:36,014 --> 00:46:38,641 We both know you would never take a bullet for someone else. 604 00:46:38,766 --> 00:46:40,642 Yeah, but they don't know that. 605 00:46:40,768 --> 00:46:43,311 I'm gonna talk to Isabella, see if she can hook somethin' up. 606 00:46:43,437 --> 00:46:47,315 - Seein' how she stared at a brother. - She never even look at you. 607 00:46:47,441 --> 00:46:49,901 Just jealous, Lee, 'cause the girl chose me... 608 00:46:50,026 --> 00:46:53,404 'cause I'm tall, dark and handsome, and you Third-World ugly. 609 00:46:53,530 --> 00:46:55,740 I'm not Third-World ugly. Women like me. 610 00:46:55,865 --> 00:46:58,992 They think I'm cute, like Snoopy. 611 00:46:59,118 --> 00:47:01,953 Lee, Snoopy is six inches taller than you. 612 00:47:06,166 --> 00:47:09,168 Lee and Carter are officially out of the Secret Service's way. 613 00:47:10,294 --> 00:47:11,169 Correct. 614 00:47:29,854 --> 00:47:33,357 This is my informant's place. They got pretty good ribs here too. 615 00:47:33,482 --> 00:47:35,358 I like kosher. 616 00:47:44,074 --> 00:47:45,992 Hey. Hey, wait. 617 00:47:53,541 --> 00:47:56,919 Oh, I know I don't think I see what I see what I'm thinkin'! 618 00:47:57,044 --> 00:47:59,421 I know good and well y'all ain't gamblin' back here! 619 00:47:59,547 --> 00:48:02,424 - This is supposed to be a restaurant! - What you doin' here, James? 620 00:48:02,549 --> 00:48:05,051 You about to go to jail, and all your little friends. 621 00:48:05,177 --> 00:48:07,679 Everybody pack up your stuff and let's get outta here. 622 00:48:07,804 --> 00:48:10,264 - All right, let's talk outside. - You wanna talk outside? 623 00:48:10,390 --> 00:48:11,265 Yes. 624 00:48:11,390 --> 00:48:14,476 Let's go if you wanna talk. As long as you wanna talk. 625 00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:20,064 Where you get that from? I like that. 626 00:48:20,190 --> 00:48:22,316 That's good. What's up, Kenny? 627 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:25,277 - James Carter. - What's up? 628 00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:29,156 I heard you was gettin' your ass kicked out there in Hong Kong, brother. 629 00:48:29,281 --> 00:48:31,157 - What? - That's right. 630 00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:33,493 - Who told you that? - I got my sources. 631 00:48:33,618 --> 00:48:36,203 - Don't you worry about that. - They tellin' you lies. 632 00:48:36,329 --> 00:48:38,956 Look, I'm about to bust you if you don't give me some information. 633 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:42,251 How you gonna come up here and jam me up like this, James? 634 00:48:42,376 --> 00:48:46,462 You embarrass me in front of my wife, my kids out there. 635 00:48:46,588 --> 00:48:48,464 Kenny, you embarrassin' yourself. 636 00:48:48,590 --> 00:48:51,133 You a black man with a Chinese restaurant on Crenshaw. 637 00:48:51,259 --> 00:48:54,386 You come up in here, you ain't show me no badge. 638 00:48:54,512 --> 00:48:56,472 You ain't even flashed a warrant. 639 00:48:56,597 --> 00:49:00,809 Know what I'm gonna do for you? I'm gonna whup your ass. 640 00:49:00,934 --> 00:49:02,810 And then I'm gonna whup your ass. 641 00:49:02,936 --> 00:49:05,229 Kenny, we'd love to see that. We would. 642 00:49:05,355 --> 00:49:07,148 - Come on, Kenny! - Come on! 643 00:49:07,273 --> 00:49:08,357 - Come on! - Do it! 644 00:49:08,483 --> 00:49:09,942 I'll shoot you and say you fell in the kitchen. 645 00:49:10,068 --> 00:49:11,736 - Come on! - You better chill out. 646 00:49:13,195 --> 00:49:15,196 - Kenny, calm down, Kenny! - What... 647 00:49:25,748 --> 00:49:27,124 Twisting Tiger. 648 00:49:30,502 --> 00:49:31,836 Where did you learn that? 649 00:49:32,045 --> 00:49:33,671 Master Ching taught me. 650 00:49:34,214 --> 00:49:35,131 Master Ching from Beijing? 651 00:49:35,715 --> 00:49:37,258 No... Freddy Ching's in Crenshaw. 652 00:49:38,134 --> 00:49:40,260 Oh. They're brothers. 653 00:49:40,386 --> 00:49:42,638 Oh, all right, all right. 654 00:49:43,055 --> 00:49:45,015 Why are you hanging out with 7-11? 655 00:49:45,224 --> 00:49:46,391 7-11? 656 00:49:47,184 --> 00:49:49,310 Because his mouth never closes. 657 00:49:51,521 --> 00:49:55,691 Hey! I heard that. I heard that. 658 00:49:55,817 --> 00:49:57,860 Don't be talkin' about me, man. 659 00:49:57,985 --> 00:50:00,737 - You're here about some funny money? - How you know? 660 00:50:00,863 --> 00:50:03,156 - C-notes, right? - Yeah. 661 00:50:03,281 --> 00:50:05,324 Any of 'em came through here? 662 00:50:06,951 --> 00:50:08,827 One of my regulars came in a few days ago... 663 00:50:08,953 --> 00:50:11,788 dropped about 50 large on the tables in there. 664 00:50:11,914 --> 00:50:14,666 I was about to go down there with my boys and tune his ass up... 665 00:50:14,792 --> 00:50:16,835 but he comes in the next day with the whole thing. 666 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,754 Brand-new one hundred dollar bills, sequential. 667 00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,715 I figure they're fake, 'cause this guy's got a regular day job. 668 00:50:22,841 --> 00:50:25,218 So I test 'em, and they checked out. 669 00:50:25,343 --> 00:50:27,511 You still have the bills? 670 00:50:27,636 --> 00:50:29,929 Still got my lunch money from the third grade. 671 00:50:30,055 --> 00:50:31,306 Let me see 'em. 672 00:50:54,786 --> 00:50:57,163 Hold it. What are you doin'? 673 00:51:03,502 --> 00:51:04,419 It's fake. 674 00:51:04,544 --> 00:51:07,504 He got you. Who you say gave that to you? 675 00:51:07,630 --> 00:51:10,590 Cat named Zing. Work down at Reign Plaza. 676 00:51:10,758 --> 00:51:13,343 You better hope you find him before I do. 677 00:51:37,615 --> 00:51:40,450 Excuse me. L.A.P.D. 678 00:51:40,576 --> 00:51:42,744 We're lookin' for a guy named Zing. 679 00:51:45,247 --> 00:51:47,415 Come here! Come back here! 680 00:51:47,582 --> 00:51:50,334 Hey! Hey! You little rascal! 681 00:51:50,502 --> 00:51:54,213 Get back here! Get back here right now! 682 00:52:05,598 --> 00:52:07,391 The great Chief Inspector Lee. 683 00:52:09,936 --> 00:52:12,855 I'll be remembered for getting rid of you. 684 00:52:13,105 --> 00:52:15,440 Know what? I don't even know why the hell I'm here. 685 00:52:15,607 --> 00:52:17,733 I ain't even Chinese. 686 00:52:17,859 --> 00:52:19,735 All right, I'm sorry. 687 00:52:21,529 --> 00:52:24,781 I think there's someone who would like to talk to them first. 688 00:52:34,249 --> 00:52:36,459 What'd you do that for? That was unnecessary! 689 00:52:42,131 --> 00:52:44,800 You knocked out my filling, girl. That's gonna cost you. 690 00:52:48,136 --> 00:52:51,805 I ain't never hit a woman in my life, but your ass is pushin' it! 691 00:52:55,226 --> 00:52:57,978 Okay, all right. I'll go. 692 00:53:01,398 --> 00:53:03,274 Better watch your back. 693 00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:42,267 What happened? 694 00:53:42,434 --> 00:53:45,812 That lady Isabella knock you out. She played you. 695 00:53:45,938 --> 00:53:47,314 - No. - Yes, she did. 696 00:53:47,439 --> 00:53:49,315 - She save our life. - What? 697 00:53:49,441 --> 00:53:51,818 - Hu Li could have killed us. - Are you crazy, man? 698 00:53:51,985 --> 00:53:54,362 Look at us. We good as dead! 699 00:53:54,487 --> 00:53:57,489 - Stop your whining! - What you gonna do if I don't stop? 700 00:53:57,615 --> 00:53:59,867 I will slap the hell outta you right now, Lee. 701 00:54:01,952 --> 00:54:04,287 - I'll bitch-slap you back to Africa! - You will? 702 00:54:04,412 --> 00:54:07,331 Let me see that. I wanna see you do that! 703 00:54:07,457 --> 00:54:10,126 You don't know who you're messin' with, man! 704 00:54:10,251 --> 00:54:12,127 You don't know who you're messin' with, do you? 705 00:54:12,253 --> 00:54:15,213 - I'll bite your damn nose off. - You bite... Come on! 706 00:54:26,807 --> 00:54:28,183 I don't trust her. 707 00:54:28,434 --> 00:54:30,268 It's a mistake having her here. 708 00:54:30,602 --> 00:54:33,396 Our orders are to leave her alone. 709 00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:42,195 I want to slice those pretty lips right off her face 710 00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:46,366 and bury her in the desert with those two cops. 711 00:54:49,077 --> 00:54:50,953 Some apple? 712 00:54:53,164 --> 00:54:56,250 I'd put that knife away, bitch, before you have an accident. 713 00:55:05,967 --> 00:55:08,427 Ain't no use, man. 714 00:55:08,553 --> 00:55:11,055 Just tell me how the Triads are gonna kill us. 715 00:55:11,180 --> 00:55:14,015 They will torture us for three days. 716 00:55:14,141 --> 00:55:18,394 - I can handle that. - Then they'll cut off our egg rolls. 717 00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:20,730 Cut off our egg rolls? Hell, no! 718 00:55:20,855 --> 00:55:24,233 Let's get the hell outta here! Come on, don't give up! 719 00:55:31,907 --> 00:55:34,492 - I don't wanna die! - Be quiet. 720 00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:38,662 - Okay, give me your left leg. - What for? 721 00:55:38,788 --> 00:55:39,830 Left leg! 722 00:55:39,956 --> 00:55:41,332 Like this. 723 00:55:43,751 --> 00:55:45,627 - Hold tight. - Okay. 724 00:55:56,679 --> 00:55:58,972 That's it. Bite that thing. 725 00:55:59,098 --> 00:56:01,099 Bite it like a little monkey! 726 00:56:01,224 --> 00:56:03,225 Bite it! There you go. 727 00:56:03,351 --> 00:56:05,686 Yank it! Use them tiger teeth! 728 00:56:05,812 --> 00:56:08,147 Yeah! Grab it! Pull on it! 729 00:56:08,272 --> 00:56:10,607 You almost got it. That's it. 730 00:56:10,733 --> 00:56:12,609 Oh, shit! 731 00:56:12,735 --> 00:56:15,153 - What the hell? - Wow! 732 00:56:15,279 --> 00:56:17,614 Lee, untie me. Hurry up, man! 733 00:56:19,282 --> 00:56:21,492 All these statues full of money. 734 00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:32,376 Hello, Benjamin! 735 00:56:35,380 --> 00:56:37,965 - What are you doing? - I'm takin' this for evidence. 736 00:56:42,594 --> 00:56:43,803 You feel that? 737 00:56:43,929 --> 00:56:46,181 Yeah. We slowin' down, man. 738 00:57:01,194 --> 00:57:03,571 - What happened? - I'll tell you what happened. 739 00:57:06,074 --> 00:57:07,992 Come on, Lee! 740 00:57:12,246 --> 00:57:14,164 Carter, go up. 741 00:57:45,233 --> 00:57:46,817 - What happened? - You left me. 742 00:57:46,943 --> 00:57:49,236 I didn't leave you. I was waitin' up there for you. 743 00:58:04,501 --> 00:58:06,377 Whoa, man! I ain't goin' in there! 744 00:58:06,502 --> 00:58:08,378 - Come on! - There's rats in there! 745 00:58:08,504 --> 00:58:10,589 - There's no rats! - Look at that rat! 746 00:58:31,775 --> 00:58:33,776 Las Vegas? 747 00:58:36,279 --> 00:58:38,656 What the hell we doin' in Vegas? 748 00:58:38,781 --> 00:58:41,199 Look. Red Dragon. 749 00:58:41,325 --> 00:58:43,994 That's the name of Ricky Tan's boat. 750 00:58:44,119 --> 00:58:46,079 Lee. 751 00:58:49,415 --> 00:58:52,042 - Let's go. - Let's go. 752 00:58:52,168 --> 00:58:53,627 - Sorry. - Damn! 753 00:58:53,753 --> 00:58:56,296 One at a time. What the hell is wrong with you? 754 00:59:01,218 --> 00:59:02,552 - Wait a second, man. - What? 755 00:59:02,677 --> 00:59:04,553 - We can't go in there like this. - Why? 756 00:59:04,679 --> 00:59:06,889 - We got to look fly. - What you mean, "fly"? 757 00:59:07,014 --> 00:59:08,890 We got to mack out. We can't go in like this. 758 00:59:09,016 --> 00:59:10,392 What does it mean, "mack out"? 759 00:59:10,518 --> 00:59:12,895 Follow me, my Asian brother. I'll show you. 760 00:59:13,020 --> 00:59:14,980 Come on. 761 00:59:22,695 --> 00:59:24,321 That's where we're going. 762 00:59:24,447 --> 00:59:26,615 When we get in there, you stay a couple steps behind me. 763 00:59:26,740 --> 00:59:29,784 You smell a little funky. I think you stepped in rat shit. 764 00:59:30,869 --> 00:59:34,205 It was a cowboy hat, and now it's a pith helmet. 765 00:59:34,330 --> 00:59:36,582 Hold on. Talk to you in a bit. 766 00:59:36,707 --> 00:59:38,208 Hi. Can I help you? 767 00:59:38,334 --> 00:59:41,128 Yeah, I'm gonna need black, 42 long... 768 00:59:41,253 --> 00:59:43,546 and nothing touches this body but pure silk. 769 00:59:43,672 --> 00:59:46,257 And get my partner something from the kids' department. 770 00:59:46,383 --> 00:59:48,301 Would your partner like to be wrapped in silk as well? 771 00:59:48,426 --> 00:59:51,804 Some people think it's tacky, but I enjoy it when couples dress alike. 772 00:59:51,929 --> 00:59:54,139 No, this ain't no couple thing, man. 773 00:59:54,265 --> 00:59:56,850 We're police officers on a dangerous case, and we need clothes. 774 00:59:56,975 --> 00:59:58,851 Yes. There are a lot of men chasing us. 775 00:59:58,977 --> 01:00:01,979 As well they should be. You have nothing to worry about, okay? 776 01:00:02,105 --> 01:00:04,023 Because I'm gonna turn you two into the belle of the ball. 777 01:00:04,149 --> 01:00:06,984 - Thank you. - Absolutely. Let's start with you. 778 01:00:07,109 --> 01:00:10,737 You've got a mochaccino face, wonderful skin, and the big, broad shoulders. 779 01:00:10,863 --> 01:00:13,573 Let's put a dead animal on you. Croc skin. 780 01:00:13,699 --> 01:00:15,575 Butter cream, croc skin, butter cream... 781 01:00:15,700 --> 01:00:17,618 What size is the waist? Let's go in. 782 01:00:17,744 --> 01:00:19,996 Hey! Watch it, sweetness! 783 01:00:20,121 --> 01:00:22,539 - He's got some fire to him. - Honey cups! 784 01:00:22,665 --> 01:00:24,791 - I like that. - Go get the clothes! Hurry up! 785 01:00:24,917 --> 01:00:28,712 I'll pull some items. Oh, Jesus. Li'l Kim, I'll be back. 786 01:00:28,837 --> 01:00:32,465 - You see that? - He likes you. 787 01:00:32,590 --> 01:00:35,008 I'm not shopping with you no more. 788 01:00:44,017 --> 01:00:46,811 - Act like you're rich. - Ladies and gentlemen... 789 01:00:46,937 --> 01:00:48,980 Steven Reign... 790 01:00:49,105 --> 01:00:53,442 owner and founder of the Red Dragon Casino. 791 01:00:53,609 --> 01:00:55,152 Thank you. 792 01:00:58,363 --> 01:01:01,657 Thank you. Good evening. 793 01:01:01,825 --> 01:01:05,328 A thousand years ago, a small, wealthy village in China... 794 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:08,914 hired a young dragon to guard their treasures in a cave. 795 01:01:09,081 --> 01:01:12,834 The people of the village started sneaking him extra food... 796 01:01:13,001 --> 01:01:14,961 hoping to make him stronger. 797 01:01:15,128 --> 01:01:17,463 The dragon grew so big he got stuck... 798 01:01:17,630 --> 01:01:20,841 and the treasure was trapped behind him... 799 01:01:21,008 --> 01:01:22,842 for all eternity. 800 01:01:23,010 --> 01:01:27,388 Ladies and gentlemen, I have found that lost treasure. 801 01:01:27,556 --> 01:01:32,810 It is here, inside the greatest casino in the world! 802 01:01:32,977 --> 01:01:35,020 Welcome to the Red Dragon... 803 01:01:35,188 --> 01:01:37,440 where everybody is a winner! 804 01:01:58,792 --> 01:02:00,668 Black, 29. 805 01:02:06,299 --> 01:02:09,385 Look at this place, Lee. It's the biggest front in the world. 806 01:02:09,552 --> 01:02:11,095 Yeah, right... 807 01:02:12,971 --> 01:02:15,181 - Would you like a drink? - Cigarettes? 808 01:02:18,518 --> 01:02:21,270 - Put your arms around me. - What? 809 01:02:21,395 --> 01:02:23,438 Hold me close. There are cameras everywhere. 810 01:02:24,899 --> 01:02:27,901 - What's going on? - I think I may be in trouble, Lee. 811 01:02:28,068 --> 01:02:30,028 I really need your help. 812 01:02:30,153 --> 01:02:33,155 Last time you needed my help, I woke up in a truck. 813 01:02:33,323 --> 01:02:37,076 I'm undercover, Lee. I had no choice. You have to trust me. 814 01:02:37,243 --> 01:02:40,412 Look over my right shoulder. That's the soft count room. 815 01:02:40,579 --> 01:02:42,956 We think the plates are in there. 816 01:02:43,123 --> 01:02:46,083 - I need you to go and get them. - Why don't you go get them? 817 01:02:46,209 --> 01:02:50,045 Because if I'm wrong, then my entire cover is blown. You understand? 818 01:02:52,006 --> 01:02:54,299 How do I know I can trust you? 819 01:02:54,425 --> 01:02:55,884 Dip me. 820 01:02:58,345 --> 01:03:00,805 I'm asking for real now. 821 01:03:00,972 --> 01:03:03,098 Will you help the Secret Service? 822 01:03:14,109 --> 01:03:17,862 What are you doing? Thank you, man. Take this. 823 01:03:19,030 --> 01:03:21,198 - Dancing. - Dancing? 824 01:03:21,324 --> 01:03:23,617 Man, I'm up here working, putting my life on the line... 825 01:03:23,742 --> 01:03:26,702 and you're up here, dancing with some bimbo? 826 01:03:26,829 --> 01:03:29,372 - Does she have a friend? - That was Isabella. 827 01:03:29,539 --> 01:03:32,082 She says the plates are in the soft count room. 828 01:03:32,250 --> 01:03:34,960 I know you didn't just say Isabella. Are you crazy, man? 829 01:03:35,086 --> 01:03:38,005 - That girl is setting you up again. - No. I'm gonna find out. 830 01:03:38,130 --> 01:03:40,048 No, wait, man. 831 01:03:41,550 --> 01:03:44,802 There's security all over. If you're gonna do this, you need a distraction. 832 01:03:44,928 --> 01:03:48,347 So keep your eye on me, and you'll know when to make your move. 833 01:03:48,473 --> 01:03:49,557 - Good. - Cool. 834 01:03:57,272 --> 01:04:00,316 - Come on, big eight! - Come on, Tex! 835 01:04:02,819 --> 01:04:04,820 Hey, hey, hey! Good roll, man! 836 01:04:04,946 --> 01:04:08,574 This table's hot! I want some of this money. Get me in this game. 837 01:04:14,329 --> 01:04:16,581 Let me have a Diet Pepsi and some hot wings. 838 01:04:16,706 --> 01:04:19,416 - 100,000. Give him the chips. - Let's play! I'm gonna get some! 839 01:04:19,542 --> 01:04:22,127 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's this? 840 01:04:25,839 --> 01:04:29,508 No, sir. I did not. I just assumed that... 841 01:04:33,012 --> 01:04:36,264 - Is that it? - No, I didn't think that at all, sir. 842 01:04:36,390 --> 01:04:38,308 - You a racist? - No, I'm not, sir. 843 01:04:42,896 --> 01:04:45,148 - How did that happen? - It just happened. I'm sorry. 844 01:04:45,273 --> 01:04:49,485 This is crazy. You think my people suffered 362 years of slavery... 845 01:04:52,863 --> 01:04:54,656 Do I look like Chicken George to you? 846 01:04:54,782 --> 01:04:56,742 - You do not. - What the hell is that? 847 01:04:56,867 --> 01:05:00,370 - I think you should calm down. - I think you should go count something. 848 01:05:02,914 --> 01:05:05,499 Hurry up. I just want to be treated fairly. Is that too much to ask? 849 01:05:05,625 --> 01:05:08,877 - No. - Is that too much to ask? 850 01:05:09,003 --> 01:05:10,546 I got a problem on table nine. 851 01:05:19,345 --> 01:05:22,681 Why are no black people performing in this hotel? We ain't good enough? 852 01:05:22,807 --> 01:05:24,850 We got Lionel Richie performing here tonight. 853 01:05:24,975 --> 01:05:27,143 Lionel Richie ain't been black since the Commodores, man. 854 01:05:27,269 --> 01:05:29,938 What about Peaches and Herb? Gladys Knight and the Pips? 855 01:05:30,063 --> 01:05:33,732 Ike and Tina? They can get back together. This is crazy. 856 01:05:33,858 --> 01:05:36,610 Sir, why don't you calm down, win some money and have some fun? 857 01:05:36,736 --> 01:05:39,571 I ain't calmin' down no more! I'm sick of you tryin' to calm me down. 858 01:05:39,697 --> 01:05:42,491 We got a problem. Go. 859 01:05:58,630 --> 01:06:01,090 I have a dream... 860 01:06:01,216 --> 01:06:04,260 that white people and black people... 861 01:06:04,385 --> 01:06:07,429 and even Chinese people can gamble together... 862 01:06:07,555 --> 01:06:09,431 without gettin' different chips! 863 01:06:09,556 --> 01:06:11,349 Hallelujah! 864 01:06:15,687 --> 01:06:19,398 Hold it. In the spirit of brotherhood, let's just play craps, man. 865 01:06:19,524 --> 01:06:21,400 Come on. Let's go. Come on! 866 01:06:42,753 --> 01:06:44,212 Oh, shit. 867 01:07:27,501 --> 01:07:30,336 Get him! Stop! 868 01:08:08,370 --> 01:08:10,997 Inspector Lee, this is a ying-tao grenade. 869 01:08:11,623 --> 01:08:12,874 Please follow me. 870 01:08:14,042 --> 01:08:15,835 Or I'll push this detonator, 871 01:08:16,169 --> 01:08:18,879 and blow your 32 teeth into your brain. 872 01:08:22,049 --> 01:08:23,133 Winner. 873 01:08:23,259 --> 01:08:26,303 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 874 01:08:26,428 --> 01:08:29,514 I feel good. Who put their hand on my butt? 875 01:08:29,639 --> 01:08:31,807 Do it again. Give me that. How much I win? 876 01:08:31,933 --> 01:08:33,809 200,000, sir. 877 01:08:36,812 --> 01:08:38,688 All right. 878 01:08:39,523 --> 01:08:41,274 This seven I'm about to roll... 879 01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:44,569 is for the 27 years Mandela spent in that prison and couldn't get justice... 880 01:08:44,694 --> 01:08:45,945 and took all that crap. 881 01:08:46,070 --> 01:08:50,490 That's why I ain't gonna crap out. This one is for Mandela! 882 01:08:52,743 --> 01:08:53,952 A winner. Seven. 883 01:09:13,011 --> 01:09:14,554 Out. 884 01:09:17,932 --> 01:09:22,477 Imagine a business where people hand you money... 885 01:09:22,603 --> 01:09:27,065 and you hand them back absolutely nothing. 886 01:09:28,942 --> 01:09:32,778 Now, that's the real American dream. 887 01:09:32,904 --> 01:09:34,947 Thanks to a few pieces of metal... 888 01:09:35,072 --> 01:09:39,117 and a most beautiful U.S. Customs agent... 889 01:09:39,243 --> 01:09:41,536 I'm back in business. 890 01:09:47,458 --> 01:09:49,418 Look at you, Lee. 891 01:09:49,543 --> 01:09:51,419 You look ridiculous. 892 01:09:53,756 --> 01:09:57,509 You know it didn't have to be like this. 893 01:09:57,634 --> 01:09:59,886 It's too bad. 894 01:10:00,011 --> 01:10:02,805 Like father, like son. 895 01:10:04,599 --> 01:10:06,475 He's headed for the penthouse. 896 01:10:09,478 --> 01:10:11,604 Look at this old fool. 897 01:10:13,565 --> 01:10:16,275 What does he think he's doing? 898 01:10:16,401 --> 01:10:19,278 I tell you, it's almost impossible to find a partner... 899 01:10:19,403 --> 01:10:22,155 that is trustworthy and loyal. 900 01:10:22,281 --> 01:10:25,575 Don't you agree, Lee? 901 01:10:25,701 --> 01:10:28,995 Everything stays on the table. Don't nobody touch it. You understand? 902 01:10:32,832 --> 01:10:34,291 Winner, four high. 903 01:10:41,256 --> 01:10:43,216 - Yes! - Come on, sir. 904 01:10:44,717 --> 01:10:48,887 Tell them to get rid of Lee's friend. 905 01:10:49,180 --> 01:10:51,473 - Cash me out. - Sir, get off the table. 906 01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:54,183 Thank you very much. 907 01:10:56,478 --> 01:11:00,356 The trouble with partners is, they die. 908 01:11:01,316 --> 01:11:02,775 As will you. 909 01:11:09,865 --> 01:11:10,907 Have fun. 910 01:11:20,166 --> 01:11:23,502 After I'm through with you you'll be begging me to push this button. 911 01:11:27,255 --> 01:11:31,008 Don't move! U.S. Secret Service! You're under arrest. 912 01:11:47,690 --> 01:11:50,359 These gentlemen will escort you to the cashier. 913 01:11:50,484 --> 01:11:53,820 Good, 'cause I don't want to get jumped by these rich white folks. Let's go. 914 01:12:16,924 --> 01:12:20,093 I appreciate this, fellas. You never can be too safe. 915 01:12:31,062 --> 01:12:32,229 What the... 916 01:12:33,731 --> 01:12:35,691 I'm sorry, man. Did that hurt? 917 01:12:35,816 --> 01:12:37,067 Hey, you! Hold it! 918 01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:40,236 You okay? 919 01:12:59,212 --> 01:13:01,464 Black man get on a roll, y'all start trippin'. 920 01:13:01,589 --> 01:13:03,507 - Y'all get back! - Calm down! 921 01:13:05,968 --> 01:13:08,345 Get back! Get back! Get back! 922 01:13:12,182 --> 01:13:16,185 - Hey, get down. - Drop the stick. 923 01:13:22,691 --> 01:13:25,401 Where you been, Lee? I been on a roll, man! 924 01:13:36,704 --> 01:13:40,082 What happened to you, man? 925 01:13:40,207 --> 01:13:42,750 What's that light in your mouth? 926 01:13:42,876 --> 01:13:44,669 Oh, man, this can't be good. 927 01:13:59,641 --> 01:14:01,976 Move! Would you get out of my way? 928 01:14:15,113 --> 01:14:16,322 What's wrong with you? 929 01:14:16,447 --> 01:14:19,157 What happened to you, man? 930 01:14:42,762 --> 01:14:44,847 Why the hell you didn't tell me you had a bomb in your mouth? 931 01:14:44,973 --> 01:14:46,307 - I did! - No, you didn't! 932 01:14:46,432 --> 01:14:49,184 - I said "Mmm!" - What the hell is "Mmm"? 933 01:14:52,604 --> 01:14:56,148 Ricky Tan's still alive. We have to get to the penthouse. 934 01:14:56,274 --> 01:14:57,900 Ricky Tan dead. 935 01:14:58,026 --> 01:14:59,902 What you talking about? 936 01:15:06,825 --> 01:15:09,368 Lee. Go after Ricky, man. I got this. 937 01:15:09,494 --> 01:15:12,371 - Carter... - Just go, man. I got this. 938 01:15:16,876 --> 01:15:19,294 I'm not gonna hold back on you this time just because you're a woman. 939 01:15:19,420 --> 01:15:23,089 I'm gonna pretend you're a man. 940 01:15:23,215 --> 01:15:25,967 A very beautiful man with a perfect body... 941 01:15:26,092 --> 01:15:28,052 who I'd like to take to the movies. 942 01:15:37,311 --> 01:15:39,729 You don't know nothing about this, do you? Egyptian style, girl. 943 01:15:39,855 --> 01:15:43,316 You want some of this? Come on. 944 01:15:43,441 --> 01:15:44,900 Bring it on! 945 01:15:56,578 --> 01:15:58,246 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. 946 01:15:58,371 --> 01:15:59,330 You need help. 947 01:16:02,291 --> 01:16:04,334 I didn't know which side you were on. 948 01:16:05,836 --> 01:16:07,629 Well, now you know. 949 01:16:07,754 --> 01:16:08,963 What's wrong with you, woman? 950 01:16:14,636 --> 01:16:16,637 Mmm, you smell good. 951 01:17:13,771 --> 01:17:16,857 Thank you, Benjamin. Thank you. 952 01:17:21,111 --> 01:17:25,072 We could have been a good couple. We could have had something special. 953 01:17:25,198 --> 01:17:28,075 But you one crazy-ass bitch! 954 01:17:38,460 --> 01:17:41,963 Americans love to gamble, don't they, Mr. Reign? 955 01:17:42,088 --> 01:17:44,214 I never gamble. 956 01:17:44,340 --> 01:17:46,883 Oh, I'm cutting our deal short. 957 01:17:49,970 --> 01:17:52,222 And my plates? 958 01:17:52,347 --> 01:17:55,182 The plates stay with me. I'm sure you won't have a problem with that. 959 01:17:57,769 --> 01:17:59,854 I enjoyed that little story you told... 960 01:17:59,979 --> 01:18:02,439 about the dragon and the treasure. 961 01:18:02,565 --> 01:18:05,192 My mother used to tell it to me all the time. 962 01:18:06,902 --> 01:18:09,320 Do you know the moral of that story? 963 01:18:09,446 --> 01:18:11,781 Greed will imprison us all. 964 01:18:16,118 --> 01:18:18,620 I hate that fortune-cookie shit. 965 01:18:33,175 --> 01:18:34,592 Just like your father. 966 01:18:36,803 --> 01:18:39,013 I really did try to help him, you know. 967 01:18:39,139 --> 01:18:41,057 To share with him. 968 01:18:41,182 --> 01:18:43,684 To make your life better. 969 01:18:43,810 --> 01:18:45,978 But he was too weak. 970 01:18:46,103 --> 01:18:49,898 - Too afraid of change. - Give me the plates. 971 01:18:50,024 --> 01:18:53,527 - It's over. - I don't think it's over. 972 01:18:53,652 --> 01:18:57,447 There are casinos all over this country. 973 01:18:57,572 --> 01:19:00,491 I can make you a very rich man, Lee. 974 01:19:00,616 --> 01:19:03,034 Don't make the same mistake your father did. 975 01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:07,538 If you reach for that gun, I'll kill you. 976 01:19:07,664 --> 01:19:10,916 Don't you remember? I'm already dead. 977 01:19:16,672 --> 01:19:18,256 Hey, Ricky. How you doin'? 978 01:19:18,382 --> 01:19:20,634 Lee, I see you got everything under control. 979 01:19:20,759 --> 01:19:23,761 I'm gonna go downstairs and... Goddamn! 980 01:19:23,887 --> 01:19:27,515 - What happened to Reign? - Shall I tell you how your father died? 981 01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:30,392 Hey, hey. Wait one second, Lee. 982 01:19:30,518 --> 01:19:32,436 It ain't worth it, man. He tryin' to trick you. 983 01:19:32,561 --> 01:19:35,188 - Don't go too far, now. - He never begged for his life... 984 01:19:35,314 --> 01:19:37,566 - or tried to make a deal. - Put the gun down. 985 01:19:37,691 --> 01:19:41,235 All he asked me, just seconds before I pulled the trigger... 986 01:19:41,361 --> 01:19:44,155 was that I promise not to kill you. 987 01:19:45,281 --> 01:19:47,449 Oh, he was so pathetic. 988 01:19:47,575 --> 01:19:51,203 Oh, hell, no. He went too far. Shoot his ass right now, Lee! 989 01:19:51,328 --> 01:19:52,537 What are you gonna do? 990 01:19:52,663 --> 01:19:55,248 All you got to do is pull that trigger back and bam! 991 01:19:55,373 --> 01:19:58,375 Are you going to spend the rest of your life hiding like your father? 992 01:19:58,501 --> 01:20:01,086 Man, don't let him talk about your daddy like that. Shoot him, Lee. 993 01:20:01,212 --> 01:20:03,547 - You can't do it, can you? - Yes, hell, you can, Lee. 994 01:20:03,672 --> 01:20:06,299 - Ain't nobody up here but us. - Just as I thought. 995 01:20:06,425 --> 01:20:08,051 He tryin' to punk you. Shoot him! 996 01:20:08,176 --> 01:20:11,178 If you ain't gonna shoot him, kung fu his ass or something. 997 01:20:33,073 --> 01:20:36,033 Damn! Good kick, Lee. 998 01:20:36,201 --> 01:20:38,119 It was an accident. 999 01:20:38,286 --> 01:20:41,538 That's okay. We'll just say he tried to catch a cab. 1000 01:20:45,209 --> 01:20:47,294 What's that in your... Oh, hell, no. 1001 01:20:47,461 --> 01:20:49,879 Lady, you listen to me right now. 1002 01:20:50,047 --> 01:20:52,966 - Put that bomb down and turn it off! - Carter, we have to jump! 1003 01:20:53,091 --> 01:20:54,884 You crazy. I ain't jumpin'. 1004 01:20:55,885 --> 01:20:57,970 - Use your jacket! - Hey, turn that bomb off! 1005 01:20:58,805 --> 01:21:01,098 Crazy-ass... 1006 01:21:15,319 --> 01:21:16,695 That wasn't so bad. 1007 01:21:54,437 --> 01:21:57,523 I cannot believe I flew 10,000 miles for this shit. 1008 01:22:09,534 --> 01:22:11,243 Detective Lee, I hate to admit it... 1009 01:22:11,369 --> 01:22:14,872 but the United States Secret Service is indebted to you. 1010 01:22:14,997 --> 01:22:17,123 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1011 01:22:17,291 --> 01:22:19,167 I'll see you on board. 1012 01:22:22,004 --> 01:22:23,880 I want to thank you too. 1013 01:22:31,762 --> 01:22:34,597 It was nice working with you. 1014 01:22:45,316 --> 01:22:47,609 I saw that. 1015 01:22:47,735 --> 01:22:50,821 You sly devil, you. She kissed you, didn't she? 1016 01:22:52,489 --> 01:22:55,241 You played it cool, too, walking away and not looking back. I like that. 1017 01:22:55,366 --> 01:22:57,200 Yeah. I'm a player. 1018 01:22:59,036 --> 01:23:01,705 - Where is she headed? - She's going to New York. 1019 01:23:04,041 --> 01:23:07,877 - Is that your gate down there? - Yep. 1020 01:23:08,003 --> 01:23:10,463 Well, I'm this way. 1021 01:23:10,588 --> 01:23:12,923 - Guess that means good-bye. - I guess so. 1022 01:23:14,383 --> 01:23:16,259 Thank you, Carter. 1023 01:23:16,385 --> 01:23:18,428 Take good care of yourself, Lee. 1024 01:23:22,724 --> 01:23:25,226 - Oh, Carter. - Yeah, Lee? 1025 01:23:25,351 --> 01:23:27,519 What's up? 1026 01:23:28,604 --> 01:23:30,772 There is something I want you to have. 1027 01:23:33,233 --> 01:23:35,818 No. This is your daddy's badge. I can't take that, man. No way. 1028 01:23:35,944 --> 01:23:38,529 It's okay. No. Finally, I can let it go. 1029 01:23:40,573 --> 01:23:42,449 Thank you, man. Hey. 1030 01:23:42,575 --> 01:23:45,786 You know what? I got something for you too. 1031 01:23:49,915 --> 01:23:52,667 I got it at the tables this morning at Caesar's. I'm still hot. 1032 01:23:52,793 --> 01:23:56,254 - I can't take this. - Don't worry. I got a lot more. 1033 01:23:56,379 --> 01:23:59,423 - Go ahead. Enjoy yourself. - No, Carter. I can't have this. 1034 01:23:59,549 --> 01:24:01,967 Would you stop acting like a cop for one second and live it up? 1035 01:24:02,092 --> 01:24:04,510 There got to be something you want. Come on. 1036 01:24:04,636 --> 01:24:06,637 Think about it. 1037 01:24:06,763 --> 01:24:11,558 This is the final boarding call for Flight 44 to La Guardia. 1038 01:24:11,684 --> 01:24:15,645 I always wanted to go to Madison Square Garden, see the Knicks play. 1039 01:24:15,771 --> 01:24:17,939 - New York City? - First class. 1040 01:24:18,065 --> 01:24:20,442 - The Plaza Hotel? - Maybe a little mu shu? 1041 01:24:20,567 --> 01:24:23,194 - Amen to that, brother. - So, what do you say? 1042 01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:26,114 You know what, man? I can use another vacation. 1043 01:24:40,543 --> 01:24:42,211 - Action! - Let's go! 1044 01:25:08,985 --> 01:25:11,028 - You all right? - Is he okay? 1045 01:25:11,154 --> 01:25:14,698 - Jackie, you okay? - Jackie always okay. 1046 01:25:14,824 --> 01:25:18,160 - Is this the kosher meal? - Yes, sir. That's our kosher meal. 1047 01:25:18,285 --> 01:25:20,662 - What's the name of it? - Gefilte. 1048 01:25:20,787 --> 01:25:23,414 - Gefilte fish. - "Filk" fish. 1049 01:25:23,540 --> 01:25:26,292 Lox and bagels. It's my favorite. 1050 01:25:26,417 --> 01:25:28,627 - What's the name of this stuff? - Gefilte fish. 1051 01:25:30,337 --> 01:25:32,505 "Gefilke" fish... What's the name of this fish? 1052 01:25:35,676 --> 01:25:38,094 You know what this is? What is it? 1053 01:25:38,219 --> 01:25:40,554 - Gefilte fish. - It's "filte" fish. 1054 01:25:40,680 --> 01:25:42,473 "Filte" fish. You want some of my "filte" fish? 1055 01:25:42,598 --> 01:25:45,350 You want any of this... What's the name of the fish? 1056 01:25:48,896 --> 01:25:50,439 Gefilte fish! All right. Okay. 1057 01:25:50,564 --> 01:25:53,107 - Gefilte fish. I love this stuff. - I really don't. 1058 01:25:53,233 --> 01:25:55,526 You have black people all over the world eatin' this. 1059 01:25:55,652 --> 01:25:59,363 Who eats lox and bagels? I'll have some "gilte" fish. 1060 01:26:13,376 --> 01:26:15,711 Lady! Jackie, kick it. 1061 01:26:15,836 --> 01:26:18,171 Okay. Chris Tucker! 1062 01:26:18,297 --> 01:26:22,050 - Jackie, kick it. - Jackie again? 1063 01:26:22,175 --> 01:26:24,552 We'd love to see that. Wouldn't we love to see that, Jackie? 1064 01:26:24,677 --> 01:26:27,304 Jackie, we'd like to see that. 1065 01:26:27,430 --> 01:26:29,515 Now, Jackie, wouldn't we love to see that? 1066 01:26:29,640 --> 01:26:32,976 - His name is Lee, goddamn it. - Lee, we would love to see that. 1067 01:26:33,102 --> 01:26:34,811 We would love to see that, wouldn't we, Lee? 1068 01:26:34,937 --> 01:26:38,773 - There's gotta be something you want. - I always want to go to Sw... 1069 01:26:38,898 --> 01:26:41,775 I always want to go to Scra... 1070 01:26:41,901 --> 01:26:45,112 I always dreamed to "Square Marden." 1071 01:26:45,237 --> 01:26:47,447 I always wanted to... 1072 01:26:49,908 --> 01:26:52,243 Now I'm gone. Now I'm nervous. 1073 01:26:52,369 --> 01:26:55,913 Every "garden," I'm nervous. Madison Square Garden. 1074 01:26:56,039 --> 01:26:58,249 I always wanted to go to this Madison... 1075 01:27:00,584 --> 01:27:02,961 - There are a lot of men chasing us. - As well there should be. 1076 01:27:03,087 --> 01:27:05,172 'Cause you're a very good-looking man. If I didn't have a girlfriend... 1077 01:27:05,297 --> 01:27:07,173 I'd take a run at you, put you in a bubble bath... 1078 01:27:07,299 --> 01:27:10,009 and put some water wings on you and spank your little bottom. 1079 01:27:10,134 --> 01:27:13,345 But listen. Here's what we do, guys. Easy, easy. 1080 01:27:13,471 --> 01:27:16,473 Look, you're giggling at me. I'll take you home and just punish you. 1081 01:27:16,599 --> 01:27:18,684 I need both of you. 1082 01:27:18,809 --> 01:27:22,645 You sly devil, you. She kissed you, didn't she? 1083 01:27:22,771 --> 01:27:24,814 - Yeah. - I like that. 1084 01:27:24,939 --> 01:27:26,732 Oh. Hold on. 1085 01:27:26,858 --> 01:27:30,736 - Who's calling? - Hello? 1086 01:27:30,861 --> 01:27:34,030 Hello? I'm filming, man. 1087 01:27:34,156 --> 01:27:36,616 Call me back at 7:00. I'm filming. 1088 01:27:36,741 --> 01:27:39,493 I'm looking Jackie Chan dead in his eye. Call me back. 1089 01:27:39,619 --> 01:27:42,204 - Call me back. - Are you a professional? We are filming. 1090 01:27:42,330 --> 01:27:45,916 - You turn on your phone? - No, you can't speak to Jackie Chan. 1091 01:27:46,041 --> 01:27:48,042 No! They want to speak to you, Jackie. 1092 01:27:48,168 --> 01:27:50,044 - Hello? - I'm sorry about this. 1093 01:27:50,170 --> 01:27:52,839 We are filming right now! 1094 01:27:52,964 --> 01:27:56,550 You're sorry? You wasted all our film! 1095 01:27:56,676 --> 01:27:58,844 Call me back later. 7:00. 1096 01:28:04,600 --> 01:28:07,769 Damn! He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3.