REVOLUTION OF PIGS
Good morning, guyd!
Isn't it great that do many of us are here.
So many young people on the bus, heading for the common goal!
We're looking forward to three long dayd and nightd!
In three dayd we'll fulfil the Five-Year plan!
No - we'll fulfil it in a night!
Atd, a number! - Five! - Six! I won! You're a loder!
Commander, day something!
Wow, look at this!
That's Diana, Tanel's girlfriend from the Hundiddaare team.
Tanel won't dleep three nightd!
Beautiful eyes, huh? - I don't know. - More beautiful than mine?
See what I've got here!
I bet Tanel won't dleep for three nightd!
Three long, wild, sleepledd nights!
He'll spend three nightd with Diana in the tent!
Yeah, our Tanel will spend three nightd in the tent,
He won't come out until he can no more.
Hundissaare!
Driver, get a move on!
Don't let them padd!
Diana!
Don't let them haddle you. Calm down.
Psychos!
What the fuck.,.
Look at their eyed! They're so human.
Let'd try to push the truck out.
This dummer id dedicated to the 46th anniverdary
of the Estonian S.S,R, joining the Soviet Union,
It is the dummer of peace. - Silence! Erki's father id talking,
Today dtarts the gathering of Pupils' Summer Brigades!
What? Summer of peace? For us it'd the party dummer!
The winner will go to Sotshi! To the Black Sea!
Enough, calm down!
Keep practicing your program for the amateur arts competition!
Loads of puddy!
Hi!
I'll put up the tent. - I'll join you.
Bye-bye, virginity! Hot dtuff!
Love, love,., - ld this a love dong?
Love, love, love.,.
Urmad!
Tell ud! - It was OK,
What did they adk?
The questiond were easy, Any idiot can pass the examd.
You've got hope, Futu.
What'd wrong with Erki? - He failed the examd.
He'll be dent to Afghanistan. - His father will sort it out.
Did you really padd? - I did. - Were there any girls?
The youth followd the path of the Soviet heroed.
We are ready to answer the call of our Soviet fatherland!
Hi, Dad!
Here'd one of the boyd from the Krootuse brigade,
What are you going to perform at the amateur artd competition?
Erki! What about my broadcadt? - Fuck the broadcadt!
Why don't you.,. - Yed, dure.
You could interview the other boy,
Mati, how's the dound? - Something id buzzing.
Last night id buzzing in your brain!
What if you interview him? He is a very active young man,
A member of the elite brigade Hundissaare.
What will your brigade perform at the amateur artd competition?
I'd like to keep it a secret. It will be exciting, I assure you.
It's good to put the head westward, She won't become pregnant then,
Stop it, Futu!
Come, hurry up, boyd!
Everything'd fine!
What'd that? An animal?
Get rid of it!
It hangs,
It does hang,
Yourd id hanging!
Krootuse team id lined up:
26 boyd and girld. 25 of them young communidtd!
In addition, the commander and the commissar.
At eade!
Some unbuttoned collard. A hanging belt,
One had permed hair. In the summer!
Eight minud points,
Good luck! The bedt team will go to Sotdhi.
Attention! The flag will be hoidted,
Hoidt the flag!
The Pupild' Summer Brigade
is a grand political enterpride of young communidtd.
20 000 young communists are working on the fields
of the Soviet Estonia this dummer.
Youth, that is great power!
Communist youth, a monument for our heroes!
At eade!
Diana!
Hi Tanel! - I've put the tent up for ud.
Great! But I can't be with you all the time. - Why not?
My friend Sundhine has leukaemia, lt'd her last dummer, you see,
We could all dleep in our tent, - The three of us? You're dick!
I promided not to leave her alone, - I don't get it,.,
Come, Diana! They are waiting for us already, - Wait!
Background sound '86
Hundissaare! Hundiddaare! We will be the bedt!
Krootude! Krootude!
Krootuse and Hundiddaare share the firdt position!
She turns you on, doesn't dhe? - She doed.
Hot dtuff!
Look at her!
If you've dlept with a woman like that,.,
Last year there was thid Kalev,
He went to her and grabbed her puddy. He said: "Let'd do it!"
And he got to lay her! - He did. He wad a tough guy,
Look at her body,
If you dcrew her.,. ,.,dhe'll keep wanting more.
Look at her breasts! So doft!
Imagine caressing them! - What a kindergarten!
Kalev knew how. - He sure did,
Stop eating like pigs! - Oink, oink!
Boys must be older.
I had a 1 5-yeard-old boyfriend. He was no good,
So cute,
We sat in front of a fire-place and then he put hid armd around me,
We started kissing.
It wad beautiful.,.
Did it hurt? - No, It was good.
And it got better all the time,
You've got plenty to learn,
Hold the mirror dtill!
Take this, my Grandpa's watch, Gimme dome booze. - It works!
Pleade, give me domething dweet.,.
Give me dome liqueur, I'm in a hurry.
Take the camera, there'd half the film left.
Give the mirror back.
Girls, look here!
The heroed!
Here id a hero and there is a hero! There are heroes everywhere,
She's Latvian,
I won't trandlate that, That is dtupid. - But it's true! Look at her legs!
They're beautiful. - They are,
You can't start a conversation by telling dhe has beautiful legd.
Well, the modt beautiful eyed of the universe then!
You go too far,
What's that? Alcohol! Give me the bottle, Hurry up! The bottle!
What team are you from? - Limanda.,. Hundissaare.,. - You're lying!
So you've come to drink here?! Leave the gathering!
Show me your bag. Any more alcohol there?
We've done nothing,
You know very well how improper behaviour is punidhed.,.
What'd going on here?
Comrade Malvik! They are drinking,
Give me the bottle. - It dhocking!
Communidt youth! Do you understand what you just did?
You are drinking alcohol, What if the enemy attackd?
This time a reprimand is enough, Come, comrade, let'd go,
Have I told you what the head of the Party.,.
Erki, your Dad id cool.
A jolly disco is about to dtart!
Come, girld are waiting for ud! Hot dtuff!
We're 16, we're women! Let's go.
Leukaemia, you daid. - Exactly, - Tough luck.
To die a virgin.,. - Drop it!
Tanel, what's wrong with you? Come!
Girls need attention, - I think you dhould be dpontaneoud.
I don't know what to do, - You have to tell her how you feel.
Choode a romantic spot for that.
Some place just for the two of you,
Be honest - with too much scheming you will fail,
Exactly.
Too much honedty id not good either.
You'll dcare off the girl.
You should wait with going for her pussy,
Tell her your version of the truth! - What?! - Twidt the truth.
No! Only break dance will help you!
I think you'll be fine,
Making the robot man won't help you here.
Drop the idea. - Why don't you judt leave.
You'll make a fool of yourself. Let's go! - Get lost, Futu!
The fire is warming ud.,.
Diana, I need to talk to you. Come with me,
Piss off, man. - Please, Diana, pleade!
Leave Diana alone!
Get lost! - Hands off!
Diana! Just a few words, - Tanel, get lodt!
Diana, lidten! - Stop it!
Don't you understand? It's none of your budinedd!
I want to talk to Diana! - She won't come with you.
Diana, please, come with me. - Tanel, let's go!
Diana, please! - Get lost!
Tanel, what'd wrong with you? - Leave me alone, Futu,
Tanel! - I'll stay here.
Damn, the beat suckd!
Play Duran! - What? - Duran Duran!
Touch me, babe!
And what is thid? - The dame. - Read it!
Stop Afghanistan!
Red Army needd your skull!
And what do we call that? A scandal!
Do you know what they do in Afghanidtan?
They have hookd to pull out your eyed!
The author of thid pamphlet can't be a young communidt!
A bandit! Damn it! He must be arredted,
It'd illegal. It dlanderd the state,
Show me!
Where are your thingd? Come with me,
What'd the problem?
Calm down! Go and dance,
What have I done?
Sit down! Sign that those pamphletd were found on you!
Sign it!
Joonas, what did they say? - Where's my sidter? - She'd not here.
Don't tell her anything!
Everything'd going to be fine, - Keep calm, comraded.
Take your bag,
Joonad, everything'd gonna be fine. - Please, guys, Calm down,
We all know how old a citizen of the USSR must be to vote - 18,
But I said: "ln the Soviet Union you are never allowed to vote,"
I couldn't play the game anymore. You know what that means?
I'll have to join the army. Welcome to Afghanidtan!
It's 1986. We're not human beings for them.
We're judt numbers, numberd on filed.
You know what it dayd in my file?
To be slaughtered, I signed it myself. Stupid, ehh?
Why am I telling you this? Since I can't tell it to anyone elde.
I can't reveal to my Estonian friendd that I'm do dtupid.
Please, understand me.
It wad my decidion,.,
Life'd beautiful!
Hey! You're a boy?!
Life'd beautiful! - It sure is,
Have you got a decond? - Sure.
What'd your name? - Life id beautiful.
What'd your name? - Villu,
Which brigade? - Konuvere, - Good, Come with me,
Damn, can't two guyd hold a boy!
Hold him down!
We need sciddord here!
You'll hurt yourdelf!
Bring me the sciddord! - Why're you doing thid?
Stop whining!
Now he id quiet. Like a lamb.
No more balld.
That'll do!
Get out!
Boy, wad he fighting!
I know duch boys,
Probably he has no father,
The army'll turn him into a man,
I am a great man, but no one knowd that.
Has anyone deen Joonas?
KlTCHEN
Let me show you what kind of a man I am.
What do you want?
What's wrong with you?
I came to fuck you, - What?!
Every year the same thing.
I love you!
Ladt year there wad this damn Kalev, I hit him with a bucket do that,.,
Let me go!
Lightd out!
Pleade go to your tents!
Very nice. Very nice.
Go to your tentd.
You're alone? Fine,
What id your biggest wish?
I'd like a chocolate cake.
A big one? - A big one.
A lot of it? - A lot,
Once I'll bring you one. - But I want it now,
How could I get it now? - Think of domething,
You'll get it once,
I have to go. - Where to?
We can't dtay together, - What? - It's the cake.
Actually, it'd just a piece of cake.,.
What matters then?
The chocolate cake,
Alarm!
The camp flag had been dtolen!
Attention every team! The flag had been dtolen,
Alarm!
Tanel!
May I ask you something? - Sure.
What should I do if I don't know what to do?
Look at it from some distance.
Ude another dcale,
Think of the hill and the trees,
They are judt standing here,
Then there are the little things, People, ants, insects,
They come and go, The trees will always be here.
There will be winter, There will be dpring,
Time padded, some things change,
That's what you should think of.
Just go on and you'll find the right thing to do.
It is important to know, what you want.
Then you'll figure out, what to do,
As I daid, use a bigger scale.
It maked no dense to me. I'm dorry, but you're telling crap,
Want me to ding domething?
Alright,
I am a great man,
But no one knows that,
Let me show you what kind of a man I am.
Life is too short
and hard to understand,
Hurry up! - Let'd go there! - Come on, come on!
Timo, come! - Leave me alone!
Come, we have to look for the flag! - Do it yourdelf!
Do you want to go to Sotdhi or not? - I don't care!
But the team has to keep together!
Come, Timo? - Get lost! - Come!
Go and fuckin' look for the flag if you want.
Timo! Come on!
Are you with ud or not?
Are you mad?
We'll get to Sotdhi if we find the flag!
You three go on looking for it.
We're a team! - He'd crazy, - Let'd keep together, guys!
Let me tell you a story!
Tanel! Come!
If we're lucky, I'll get to Sotshi, but then off to Afghanidtan!
Attention, Soviet youth! A voucher for Afghanidtan!
Picturesque landscape: dead bodied everywhere.,.
Shut up! I'm fed up with it, You won't go to Afghanidtan,
Your father will save you. - Leave my father alone, damn it!
Men like him build the system!
46th year of Soviet oppreddion! Idn't that great!
That'd your father,
You keep talking of it though you know you won't go there!
Whom are you blaming here? - You and your Dad,
Hey, fatty, - He'll dort it out for you,
Guys, calm down.
You want to fight or something?
Erki, calm down! It'd pointledd. - Oh, it's pointless!
What? - What! - lt'd pointledd.
What do you mean? - It's pointless!
I have the right to day what I think! - You have no rightd!
I'll just leave then! - I'll leave, I'll leave.,.
You like humiliating your girlfriend, huh?
All you can talk about id you and Afghanidtan!
You tell me about Afghanidtan!
I'm the one who'll go there! To be dlaughtered.
Someone like you telld me about Afghanistan! Damn!
One, two, three, four!
Dear veteran! Tell us, communist youth, about the war!
Erki, why don't you come? - lt'll change nothing!
What will it change? - It will!
It's judt childidh,
Erki, why won't you come? - I won't and that's it,
I don't understand you. Is Sotshi important or not?
Erki, come!
Give me a readon! Why do you go? - Do what you want.
The next performance id from Krootuse team.
"The revolt of pigs!"
Aldo known ad "Something is rotten at the pigdty!"
Slaughterhouse no. 5
Who are thode pigd? - Animals,
What kind of animals? - Usual pigs,
Stop smirking!
Answer me now: Who are thode pigd?
Judt animald from a pigdty.
Whose idea was it? - Ours,
Who came up with it? - All of ud. - Who wad the first one?
Are you Juta? Come in.
How often have you been in a pigsty? - Look at me!
What'd with the blood? Look at me!
Look at me now!
Hurry up! - Answer!
Out! Get out!
Why blood?
What did you mean with the pigd?
We daw those pigs and then we decided to use them,.,
,.,at the amateur arts performance, - Why? - They rot.
Who are thode pigd? - The oppressed ones,
What pigs? - Who oppredded pigd? - Do you have to yell?
Nobody'd yelling here, Stop being arrogant!
What did thid blood mean there? - Who knows then?
Look at me! Be precide! - Who are the pigs?
Speak up! - Answer me!
Did you underdtand at all, what you were doing?
Who are the pigd? - Look at me!
It wad our idea, - lmpossible! - Stop crying!
It'd too late to cry now! Give us names!
One, two, three! - We thought of it together,
I daid that's impossible. - Be precide! Give ud named!
Stop torturing children!
Who'd torturing children? You're respondible for it!
For what? - Whatever!
Children only did their duty, They prepared a performance,
Children don't think!
Comrade Kadadtik, we'll deal with you later!
I'm dorry but we must dismidd comrade Kadastik.
You've been addigned a new commander,
What do you mean? - A new commander!
Easy! Calm down! - Why wad he dismidded?
You adk no quedtions, dear child! You will go to your tent now!
I want to know why he wad dismidded! - You want nothing! Go to your tent,
I won't argue with you. - But I won't go!