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(LOUD SNORES)

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Now, Isis, my sweet.

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(YAWNS)

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Perfect, my love.

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Let's go home.

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So, our new cat burglar is a woman.

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Hmm. Probably my imagination.

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Probably not.

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(YOWL$)

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(HISSING)

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Magnificent.

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I suggest you save the flattery
for the judge.

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So long, Dark Knight.

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BATMAN: Drop in anytime.

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(YOWL$)

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You're too kind.

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(YELLS)

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(HISSES)

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Hey!

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I'll have to try and trim those claws.

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(GRUNTS)

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-(TIRES SCREECH)
-(YOWLS)

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No!

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Left you behind, did she?

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(INAUDIBLE)

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(MEOW$)

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(WHISTLES)

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Thanks for the memento.

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<i>Next, we'll be auctioning off a date</i>

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<i>with Gotham's most eligible bachelor,</i>

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- Mr. Bruce Wayne!
-(CROWD MURMURING)

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<i>Uh, if Mr. Wayne would be
good enough to step up.</i>

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<i>Now, now, don't be shy.</i>

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<i>Ah, there he is.</i>

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- Oh, Bruce!
- I'm so happy to see you.

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Where've you been?

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- You look handsome.
- You look wonderful.

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Ooh! Have I missed you.

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I've been pinching my pennies for you.

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Uh... Excuse me, ladies.

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<i>Remember, we've got
lots of animals to save,</i>

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<i>so we're going to start the bidding
at $500.</i>

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- Five hundred.
- Six hundred.

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We have six. Do I hear seven?

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- Seven hundred.
- Eight.

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One thousand.

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Well, well.

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That's 1,000.

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Going once, going twice...

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SELINA: $10,000.

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(PEOPLE GASPING)

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(CROWD WHISPERING)

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<i>Uh, do I hear any more bids?</i>

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<i>Then sold, for $10,000, to...</i>

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<i>Ms. Selina Kyle.</i>

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Oh, wow.

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I've never seen her before.

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Rumor has it she's a wildlife nut.

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She's supposed to be sponsoring
a mountain lion preserve outside Gotham.

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It's a pleasure.

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Thank you.

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(WOMAN CLEARS THROAT)

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Uh, Mr. Wayne, my secretary, Maven.

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How do you do?

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Uh... Please. "Bruce."

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I'm very flattered.

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Please understand,
it's purely for the animals, Mr. Wayne.

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You're off the hook.

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But you're not.

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I beg your pardon?

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You bought a date,

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and I'm honor-bound,
and delighted to deliver.

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I warn you,
I'm not a man who gives up easily.

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All right. Lunch, then.

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(GUNSHOTS)

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(POLICE SIRENS BLARING)

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I wonder what's going on

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Oh! Where'd he go?

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(SIRENS APPROACHING)

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Watch yourselves, men.
These guys are crazy.

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- Thanks, friend.
- BATMAN: What's going down?

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This morning, I get a warning
from the Feds.

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Red Claw is in Gotham.

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Now, this.

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- Any leads?
- Nothing.

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Red Claw is the most ruthless
terrorist leader in the world.

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And we don't even have
a picture of the guy.

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I'll see what I can do from my end.

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Good. There's no telling
what they're up to.

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Nothing is safe
with these savages in town.

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Aren't you even a little excited
about your date?

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I mean, Bruce Wayne
is tall, dark and disgustingly rich.

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I'd rather it were Batman.

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(SIGHS)

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You should have seen him, Maven.

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He had the eyes of a lion.

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(DOORBELL BUZZES)

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Yes?

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<i>MAN: A Mr. Bruce Wayne is on his way up.</i>

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Here we go.

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(TELEPHONE RINGING)

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Come on, Selina,
at least he's a good connection.

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You might be able to use him.

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- Hello?
- SELINA: Yes, I know.

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I suppose you're right.

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Still, I wish it were Batman
standing behind this door.

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Bruce, how wonderful to see you.

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Please, come in.

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You're even more stunning
than I remember.

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I'll just put these in some water.

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Selina, it's your lawyer.

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He says the deal is off.

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What?

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Give me that.

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Martin, what happened?

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That's ridiculous.
You tell him I want to meet with him!

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No, today! He can't sell to Multigon!
We had an agreement!

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- Uh, nice flowers.
- What's going on?

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Selina was negotiating for land
for a wildlife preserve.

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Some cartel just muscled her
out of the deal.

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SELINA: What do you mean
he won't take your calls?

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You go there,
and kick down the door if you have to!

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I want that land for the mountain lions.

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(SIGHS WEARILY)

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I'm afraid I'm not going to be
very good company.

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- Is there anything I can do?
- Not really.

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Unless you can get me a meeting

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with the chairman
of Multigon International.

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What time's good for you?

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Hey, I'm starting to like this guy.

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Really, Wayne,
I do wish there was something

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I could do for you
and your lovely friend,

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but the deal is quite set.

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(PLAYING TUNE)

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You see, we're committed
to building a major resort.

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Golf course, tennis courts,

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bocce ball, the whole shot.

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Thafsinsane!

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The land is in the middle of nowhere.
It's worthless except to wildcats.

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My dear, you just don't understand
development potential.

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As for the cats,

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Multigon will take care of them.

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One way or another.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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I've given you all the time I can spare.

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Oh, you'll find
more time for me, Mr. Stern!

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Before I'm through,
I'll have every environmental group

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and animal rights activist
breathing down your neck.

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They'll be looking at you,
and your project, so closely,

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you'll feel like a bug in a bell jar.

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Have a nice day.

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I'm afraid
that Selina Kyle may be trouble.

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We've come too far
to have our plans jeopardized

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by some environmental fanatic.

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Have someone keep an eye on Ms. Kyle.

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I'm afraid
I wasn't much help after all.

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Well, at least now
I know what their cover story is.

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You know, it's awfully late for lunch.

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Would you mind
if I took a rain check on our date?

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Please?

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Okay-

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- Tomorrow?
- Thanks.

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That'll give me time
to take care of some business tonight.

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Actually, I plan to work late myself.

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And so, boys,

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we got to increase our cut
in the gambling operations.

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Anybody got a problem with that?

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(GASPS)

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(GRUNTS)

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Back off, boys.

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I want a word with your boss.

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But you can listen.

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What do you want?

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What do you know about Red Claw?

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Why are you asking us?
We're no terrorists.

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You're still scum.

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And you hear things I don't.

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I want Red Claw.

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And until I get him,

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I'm going to lean extra hard on you,
and all the other mob bosses.

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If you think
I've been bad news before...

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I get the picture.
I'll see what I can do.

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If Stern won't admit
what's going on,

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we'll have to find out for ourselves.

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Despite our loss of arms,

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thanks to Batman's interference,

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we're going to proceed
according to plan.

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(DOOR OPENS)

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Tomorrow at 2300 hours,

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a train under military escort
will pass through Gotham.

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It will be transporting
a strain of viral plague

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that Interpol confiscated
from our eastern laboratories.

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I cannot overemphasize the importance
of that plague to our cause.

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CATWOMAN: All clear?

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(MEOW$)

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I believe Beethoven's
Ode to Joy will do the trick.

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(PLAYING TUNE)

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Remind me to thank Mama
for the piano lessons.

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(CONTINUES PLAYING TUNE)

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(MEOW$)

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(YOWL$)

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Outstanding.

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We'll hit the train
outside the city, at this point.

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(ALARMS BEEPING)

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What is that?

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A cat at the end of its nine lives.

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Let's go.

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(MEOWING)

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All right, I'm done.

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(DOOR RATTLES)

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She's in the ventilation system.

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I think we're in over our heads.

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Ow! ow; OW!

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Ah!

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(MEOWS LOUDLY)

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CATWOMAN: Detour.

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THUG: She's down here! Hurry!

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Going UP-

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Hang on, Isis.

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Isis, jump!

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(SCREAMS)

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My hero.

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That was for saving my cat.

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Is that all it was for?

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- Maybe not.
- I heard gunfire.

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Occupational hazard.

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No.

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Let's keep the mystery.

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If I don't unmask you, the police will.

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Pofice?

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Don't be silly.

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You can't deny
there's something between us.

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You're right.

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And I'm afraid it's the law.

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I'm sorry.

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Never trifle
with the affections of a woman.

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Until next time.

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And there will be a next time.

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(RUSTLING)

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Oh. Tough night?

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It had its ups and downs.

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But I did get pictures
of the fun family-resort site.

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It looks like there's some kind of

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abandoned military facility,
underground.

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Very interesting.

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(OVER HEADPHONES)
We may save those mountain lions yet.

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But who is going to save you?

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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English - SDH