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KAZAKHSTAN MINISTRY OF
INFORMATION PRESENTS

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A KAZAKHSTAN
TELEVISION PRODUCTION

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IN ASSOCIATION WITH
BAGATOV FILMS

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What you say about me,
you skinny piece of shit?

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Not now, please.

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Why don't you do something
useful and dig your mother a grave.

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THE RUNNlNG OF THE JEW 2004

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Here comes the Jew.

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lt's a big one this year.

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Whoaaa...
He nearly got the money there.

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Wait, here comes Mrs. Jew.

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She's stopped.

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ls she? ls she?

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Here it comes.

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She's laid a Jew egg.

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Go kids! Crush that
Jew chick before he hatches!

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No, not film me!
Film him.

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Urkin, not too much raping...
Humans only.

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Doltan, I'll get you
a new arm in America.

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Wave goodbye to your
clock radio, asshole!

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lf you cheat on me,
l will come over there

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and snap off your cock.

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JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
New York City

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America is known for its
sense of humor.

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UN survey say Kazakhstan
have 98th lowest humor.

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We must improve.

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Hurry, hurry.

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Just dry him, no hand relief.

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How is my back pussy?

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Not bad. Moist.

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So what time this interview?

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Soon, my friend.

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Gently.

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Enough!

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Get up! Get up!

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Why aren't you ready!

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We have people to interview today.

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l understand.

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Learn what you can from
this women's group.

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-My hair?
-lt's beautiful. Don't worry.

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VETERAN FEMINISTS
OF AMERlCA

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What do you mean, California?

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I have arranged all our filming
for New York.

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But we need to leave New York
to find the real America:

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rodeos, cowboys...
lt will be better for our documentary.

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But why California?
What's there?

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Pearl Harbor is there...
And so is Texas.

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Okay, I'll find another way
for us to get there.

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Look who has an embassy here!

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GAY PRIDE PARADE

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Yes, minister, we're on schedule.

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Yes, l'm standing in
the middle of Times Square.

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lt's time to prepare for your
TV appearance.

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Remember to talk of singing
national anthem at rodeo.

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Don't worry, I am a TV professional.

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You're singing at a rodeo tonight!

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Why didn't you mention it?

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What can I do, they are not
professional.

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Get a move on, we have
100 miles to go.

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We nearly died last night.
This journey is cursed.

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We should have stayed in New York.

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Look, Azamat, a Gypsy village.

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Let us extract some of their tears
so we can remove the curse.

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Azamat!

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Azamat, great success!
l've got the tears.

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Onwards to California!

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Let's go.

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What's that you've got there?

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lt's nothing. Don't worry about it.

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Are we going the right way?

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-l don't know, this map is from 1917.
-Where the hell are we?

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l'm going to stop and ask.

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No, no, no, keep going. Keep going.

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Pull over and let's see
if we can stay here.

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We can't stay here,
they are player haters.

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-They're Jews.
-l know that now.

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They'll kill us.
We need to escape.

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Look, the Jews have
shifted their shapes.

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OK, OK. How much shall
l give them?

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l don't know. . .

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More. Give them more.

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Go. Go.

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Let's go back to New York,
at least there's no Jews there.

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Calm down.
We'll keep heading to California.

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Why California?
What's so special about California?

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We are going to California!

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And get killed on the way?

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Relax, Azamat!
l will get us protection.

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MUNCH RANCH
Exotic Animal Dealer

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We're safe.
Now we continue to California.

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Switch it off.

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lt so annoying !

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Kazakhstan needs to learn
about American fine dining.

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First, a lady will
teach you southern manners.

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How long have I got?

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An hour. Then you have
dinner date with high society.

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THE MAGNOLIA MANSION
Dining Society

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You want to come with us?

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Up yours!

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Don't spend more than $3.
We're low on money.

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Have you offered them pubic hair?

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Yes!

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lt was a mistake.

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You screwed up again.

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l didn't see the truck.

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-l slipped on it and that was it.
-Only an idiot could do this.

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You've ruined this documentary
and almost bankrupt us.

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So call the ministry
and get more money.

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What? lf I did that,
they would kill us!

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California had better be as good
as you say, or we're finished.

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You bastard.

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What's the matter with you?

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How dare you make
hand-party over Pamela.

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Why do you care who l
pleasure myself to?

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Because I love this woman.

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She's the reason
we travel to California!

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What?
You lied to me!

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You lied about California!

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Eat my asshole!

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MORTGAGE BROKERS
ANNUAL BANQUET

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My ticket.

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How will I get home?

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l sorry, my friend.

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Azamat?

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You traitor!

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Look, I can explain.

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You attack me.
My mustache still taste of your testes!

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Calm down.
Let me explain.

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What did you do with the bear?

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She ran off. l'm sorry, l'm sorry.

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Hey! Fuck off, Death !

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You need to calm yourself!

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You have to calm down !

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Well, that's another fine
mess you've gotten me into.

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l knew you'd make it here, Borat.

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l felt so bad that I prepare this for you.

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lt's everything I could find on Pamela.

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Last Friday she appeared for a group
who are against cruelty to animals.

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Against cruelty to animals?

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And tomorrow she's doing a signing.

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She wrote a book.

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What? A woman has written a book?

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Dr. Yamak would never believe this.

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l know.

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We will go to this historical event,

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and I will marry Pamela there. . .

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. . .but in the traditional Kazakhi way.

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Azamat, let's prepare the
wedding sack.

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You forgive me, yes?

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Yes.

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PAMELA ANDERSON
AUTOGRAPH SIGNING Orange, CA

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Come on, get her!

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