1 00:04:55,804 --> 00:04:57,055 Holy shit! 2 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:33,174 Come on, Arnie. 3 00:05:37,512 --> 00:05:40,640 He's coming! He's changing his shirt. 4 00:05:41,766 --> 00:05:43,935 That's noise pollution, what you're doing. 5 00:05:47,355 --> 00:05:50,233 You might as well be dumping toxic waste on our lawn. 6 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,194 Hey, Dennis. I'll be right there. 7 00:05:55,196 --> 00:05:56,698 Just leave it. It's okay. 8 00:05:56,865 --> 00:05:58,241 Go on, it's okay. 9 00:05:58,408 --> 00:06:01,327 Arnie! Your lunch. 10 00:06:03,162 --> 00:06:06,583 - Keep it cold, there's yogurt in there. - Right. 11 00:06:16,092 --> 00:06:17,760 Slow down! 12 00:06:24,434 --> 00:06:26,769 - You guys having a war? - She's pissed... 13 00:06:26,936 --> 00:06:29,939 l'm taking Shop, like it embarrasses her. My dad too. 14 00:06:30,106 --> 00:06:34,027 It won't embarrass them when their Volvo breaks down, you fix it for free. 15 00:06:34,193 --> 00:06:35,862 - What? - We were playing Scrabble. 16 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:39,115 It was between me and her. We blew my dad away early. 17 00:06:39,282 --> 00:06:41,910 At the end, I had this choice of putting down "ratio"... 18 00:06:42,076 --> 00:06:44,621 for like five lousy points, or... 19 00:06:44,787 --> 00:06:46,289 - Or what, Arnie? - "Fellatio." 20 00:06:46,456 --> 00:06:49,667 - For 24 points and the game. - What'd she do? 21 00:06:49,834 --> 00:06:53,796 She wouldn't let me. She won by seven. She said obscenity's not allowed. 22 00:06:53,963 --> 00:06:57,759 - I looked it up, and it's in the dictionary. - You jerk, Arnie. 23 00:06:57,926 --> 00:06:59,093 Jesus. 24 00:07:02,513 --> 00:07:05,516 You know, Arnie, I was thinking... 25 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,646 No, seriously. 26 00:07:09,812 --> 00:07:13,441 Now that we're gonna be seniors, I figured it's about time... 27 00:07:13,608 --> 00:07:17,153 that we got you laid, you know, like this year. 28 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:19,322 You need a girl to get laid. 29 00:07:20,114 --> 00:07:21,950 What about Gail Justin, huh? 30 00:07:22,116 --> 00:07:24,786 Oh, Gail "Just In Case"? I don't like her mustache. 31 00:07:24,953 --> 00:07:29,248 Fuck you. What do you care if you get a little hair in your mouth, huh? 32 00:07:30,375 --> 00:07:32,168 Okay. 33 00:07:33,294 --> 00:07:35,838 - How about Sally Hayes? She's cute. - She's a sophomore. 34 00:07:36,005 --> 00:07:39,676 So what? She's a walking sperm bank, Arnie. I know. Come on. 35 00:07:39,842 --> 00:07:43,346 I don't think I have the minimum deposit to open an account. 36 00:07:43,513 --> 00:07:47,517 Are you kidding? You carry your life savings between your legs. 37 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:50,687 Come on, Arnie. 38 00:07:50,853 --> 00:07:53,356 I think maybe I'll just beat off. 39 00:08:00,655 --> 00:08:02,740 Guilder, you playing football this year? 40 00:08:02,907 --> 00:08:05,243 Yeah. Somebody's gotta pick it up when you fumble. 41 00:08:05,410 --> 00:08:07,662 - Hey, Terry. - How's your gimpy knee? 42 00:08:07,829 --> 00:08:11,165 - Better. Coach wants me to practice. - lt's about time. 43 00:08:11,332 --> 00:08:14,669 I've been eating dirt with your name on it for the past three weeks. 44 00:08:16,879 --> 00:08:18,297 Hi, Dennis. 45 00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:22,093 Oh, hey, Roseanne. How you doing? 46 00:08:22,510 --> 00:08:26,264 I'm okay. They gonna let you play football this year? 47 00:08:26,431 --> 00:08:29,767 Yeah. Doc says I'm as good as new. 48 00:08:30,435 --> 00:08:32,937 Then I guess I'll be seeing you out there. 49 00:08:34,939 --> 00:08:36,691 I hope so. 50 00:08:38,026 --> 00:08:40,611 Well, TTFN. 51 00:08:40,778 --> 00:08:43,740 Yeah, ta-ta for now. 52 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:51,956 I wouldn't put that in my mouth. Don't know where it's been. 53 00:08:52,123 --> 00:08:54,709 - Get out of here. - We know where it hasn't been. 54 00:08:54,876 --> 00:08:56,461 Hasn't been with you, huh? 55 00:08:56,627 --> 00:08:59,213 - Having trouble with your locker? - No. 56 00:08:59,380 --> 00:09:01,966 - Did you see the new girl? - I just got here. 57 00:09:02,133 --> 00:09:03,968 I'm in love. She's perfect. 58 00:09:04,135 --> 00:09:07,388 - You know how fussy I am. - I never noticed you were fussy. 59 00:09:07,555 --> 00:09:09,474 - Drop dead, Cunningham. - What's her name? 60 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:12,477 I don't know. She's in the office. She looks smart. 61 00:09:12,643 --> 00:09:15,980 But she's got the body of a slut. 62 00:09:16,564 --> 00:09:18,107 Oh, shit. 63 00:09:18,274 --> 00:09:21,736 - Here she comes. - I think you'll like it here, Leigh. 64 00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,280 Give me something for my lap. 65 00:09:24,447 --> 00:09:27,617 We have a good marching band. Went to the Rose Parade last year. 66 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:29,535 Not a bad way to meet boys. 67 00:09:29,702 --> 00:09:31,746 I'd like to get involved with the yearbook. 68 00:09:31,913 --> 00:09:35,833 We have a terrific yearbook staff. It won a prize last year. 69 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:40,171 So, what do you think about admitting Red China into the U.N.? 70 00:09:40,338 --> 00:09:42,924 - I think we already did that. - Yeah... 71 00:09:43,591 --> 00:09:46,010 but do you think it was a good idea? 72 00:09:47,178 --> 00:09:48,763 She smiled at me. 73 00:09:48,930 --> 00:09:52,183 I wanna have deep, meaningful sex with her. 74 00:09:52,350 --> 00:09:55,144 - Go get her, Bemis. - Think I should? 75 00:09:55,311 --> 00:09:58,523 Yeah. You've got nothing to lose but your virginity. 76 00:10:00,858 --> 00:10:04,529 Dennis, can you give me a hand with this? I can't... 77 00:10:04,695 --> 00:10:06,155 Yeah. 78 00:10:06,322 --> 00:10:08,157 He doesn't have a chance. 79 00:10:08,324 --> 00:10:12,370 I don't think so either. She's much too classy for him. 80 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:15,081 - There you go. - What did you do? 81 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:17,542 Lucky. See you at lunch. 82 00:10:17,708 --> 00:10:19,377 Okay. 83 00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:33,599 Hey, Charlie, have you seen Arnie? 84 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:36,686 - Yeah, he's still in the shop. - What's the matter? 85 00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:40,022 - Buddy Repperton has his lunch. - Buddy Repperton. 86 00:10:40,189 --> 00:10:42,024 Hi, Dennis. 87 00:10:45,486 --> 00:10:48,531 - Come on, pizza-face. - Look at him. 88 00:10:48,698 --> 00:10:50,366 Come on, pizza-face. 89 00:10:51,659 --> 00:10:54,120 You want it? Come get it! 90 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:58,332 If it's yours, why doesn't it have your name on here anywhere? 91 00:10:58,499 --> 00:11:00,084 Arnie "Cunt-ingham." 92 00:11:01,210 --> 00:11:06,090 - Why doesn't it say "Cunt-ingham"? - Just take it, Arnie, and let's go eat. 93 00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:12,305 Yeah, that's all you gotta do. Come on. 94 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:16,726 Come on. 95 00:11:17,852 --> 00:11:19,478 Come on. 96 00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:25,860 That's funny, Buddy. Real funny. 97 00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:43,794 Go get Mr. Casey. 98 00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:47,256 You wanna go for it? 99 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,761 - Put the knife down and I will. - Put down the knife. 100 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,054 You wanna make me? 101 00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:57,808 You got a knife, and he doesn't. That makes you a chickenshit. 102 00:11:57,975 --> 00:12:00,603 - Yeah, that's chickenshit. - Oh, yeah? 103 00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:03,522 - Put it down, Buddy. - Yeah, put down the knife. 104 00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:05,524 Just put down the knife, okay? 105 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:10,821 Just put it down. 106 00:12:16,661 --> 00:12:19,121 Boy took a feather on that one. 107 00:12:19,622 --> 00:12:22,708 - Come on! Come on! - Get it, man! Get it, man! 108 00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:30,591 Come on, Buddy, stick him. Stick him, Buddy. 109 00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:46,482 How do you like that, dick-face? 110 00:12:48,651 --> 00:12:51,570 All right, break it up! Break it up right now. 111 00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:55,533 You kids, take a walk. Take a walk. Get lost. Not you, Moochie. 112 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:58,911 - I ain't been doing nothing. - You all right, Dennis? 113 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:04,000 Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay. 114 00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:08,254 Real cute, huh? Three on one. 115 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,009 - They started it. - Yeah. 116 00:13:13,175 --> 00:13:15,428 - That's not true. - Shut up, cunt-face! 117 00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,430 Hey, you wanna shut your mouth? 118 00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:20,766 I don't have to listen to garbage like that coming from you! 119 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,521 What were you saying? 120 00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:28,316 Reppert0n's got a knife. 121 00:13:28,482 --> 00:13:30,818 You fucking liar. 122 00:13:30,985 --> 00:13:33,154 It's a switchblade. 123 00:13:33,321 --> 00:13:37,199 That's bullshit, Mr. Casey. He's lying. I swear to God. 124 00:13:38,409 --> 00:13:39,535 Cunningham... 125 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,955 did Repperton here pull a knife on you? 126 00:13:50,921 --> 00:13:52,381 Yeah. 127 00:13:52,923 --> 00:13:55,009 Empty your pockets, Buddy. 128 00:13:57,428 --> 00:14:00,097 Fuck I will. You can't make me. 129 00:14:00,264 --> 00:14:03,476 If you mean I don't have the authority, you're wrong. If you mean... 130 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:07,521 Try it, you little bald fuck, and I'll knock you through the wall. Fuck! 131 00:14:13,611 --> 00:14:15,988 You two go up to the office. Stay there. 132 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:19,658 Don't go anywhere else, you got enough trouble without that. 133 00:14:20,618 --> 00:14:26,040 Now, if you don't empty your pockets right now, I'm gonna call the cops. 134 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,637 Go to the office, Buddy. 135 00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:47,853 I'll fix you! 136 00:14:49,730 --> 00:14:52,566 You're gonna wish you were never fucking born! 137 00:15:04,829 --> 00:15:09,750 So, all in all, it wasn't a bad first day. 138 00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:11,669 Yeah. 139 00:15:12,461 --> 00:15:16,507 - Think Repperton will try to get even? - No, he's a douche bag. 140 00:15:16,674 --> 00:15:19,260 He'll find somebody else to pick on. 141 00:15:19,427 --> 00:15:22,388 - They kicked him out, you know. - Good. 142 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,598 They kick Moochie out? 143 00:15:24,765 --> 00:15:26,767 Probation. 144 00:15:26,934 --> 00:15:29,270 Those assholes. 145 00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,940 Stop the car, Dennis. Quick. Go back! 146 00:15:33,107 --> 00:15:35,484 - What's the matter? - I wanna look at her. 147 00:15:35,651 --> 00:15:37,778 - All right. Calm down. - Just go back. 148 00:15:37,945 --> 00:15:40,322 Jesus Christ. 149 00:15:47,037 --> 00:15:48,956 What is it, huh? 150 00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:53,043 Do you know someone who lives here? 151 00:16:00,885 --> 00:16:02,386 What? 152 00:16:09,894 --> 00:16:11,604 Jesus. 153 00:16:26,577 --> 00:16:29,079 Hey, careful, Dennis. 154 00:16:30,539 --> 00:16:32,082 This is a piece of shit. 155 00:16:32,249 --> 00:16:34,835 Well, she could be fixed up. She could. 156 00:16:35,002 --> 00:16:37,922 - Yeah. - She could be really tough. 157 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:47,014 Forget it, Arnie. This baby's got 93,000 miles on it. 158 00:16:48,098 --> 00:16:50,100 Probably 193. 159 00:16:50,267 --> 00:16:52,144 I don't care. 160 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,230 I bet it won't even start. 161 00:16:54,396 --> 00:16:55,773 She'll start. 162 00:16:56,273 --> 00:16:58,108 You need these. 163 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:09,578 How much do you want for her? I mean, whatever it is, it's not enough. 164 00:17:09,745 --> 00:17:10,913 Jesus, Arnie. 165 00:17:19,630 --> 00:17:22,758 Sonny, you ever owned a car before? 166 00:17:23,926 --> 00:17:28,639 - Yeah, he owns a Mustang... - No, I just got my license. 167 00:17:30,599 --> 00:17:32,184 Name's George LeBay. 168 00:17:32,977 --> 00:17:36,313 Arnie Cunningham. What are you asking? 169 00:17:37,731 --> 00:17:38,774 Start her up. 170 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,319 Really? 171 00:17:48,242 --> 00:17:49,451 Jesus. 172 00:17:49,618 --> 00:17:51,787 Her name's Christine. 173 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,874 I like that. 174 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,627 Come on, we gotta get going. 175 00:17:58,794 --> 00:18:01,839 My asshole brother bought her back in September '57. 176 00:18:02,423 --> 00:18:05,384 That's when you got your new model year, in September. 177 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,803 Brand-new, she was. 178 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,806 She had the smell of a brand-new car. 179 00:18:10,973 --> 00:18:15,185 That's just about the finest smell in the world. Except, maybe, for pussy. 180 00:18:17,354 --> 00:18:20,107 When he got her, she had six miles on the odometer. 181 00:18:21,483 --> 00:18:24,403 Goddamn Roland went through hell and back with Christine. 182 00:18:24,987 --> 00:18:28,824 If your brother loves this car so much, why is he selling it? 183 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:33,329 He's stone-cold dead, that's why. 184 00:18:34,038 --> 00:18:35,831 Died six weeks ago. 185 00:18:35,998 --> 00:18:38,500 So, Mr. LeBay... 186 00:18:39,376 --> 00:18:41,045 how much do you want for her? 187 00:18:41,712 --> 00:18:43,839 I've been asking 300. 188 00:18:44,632 --> 00:18:46,800 I'll make it 250 for you. 189 00:18:46,967 --> 00:18:50,638 Two-fifty? Arnie, this thing isn't worth 50 bucks. 190 00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:53,891 The money's not important. And no bringing her back here. 191 00:18:54,058 --> 00:18:56,393 I'm selling this shithole and buying me a condo. 192 00:18:56,977 --> 00:18:58,437 You got a deal. 193 00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:00,898 I'll get the pink slip. 194 00:19:04,818 --> 00:19:08,155 Arnie, will you stop and think about this for a moment? 195 00:19:08,322 --> 00:19:10,574 - Where you getting the money? - l've been saving. 196 00:19:10,741 --> 00:19:11,784 For college. 197 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:15,537 - Easy for you to say. You have a car. - He's screwing you. 198 00:19:15,704 --> 00:19:17,998 You could get a decent car for that money. 199 00:19:18,165 --> 00:19:20,709 Oh, Christine is decent. 200 00:19:21,043 --> 00:19:22,878 The guy's weird, Arnie. 201 00:19:23,045 --> 00:19:24,922 He's fucking weird. 202 00:19:25,089 --> 00:19:28,634 - So that was 300? - Yeah, that's it. 203 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,929 - You said 250. - Two-fifty would do it. 204 00:19:32,096 --> 00:19:35,974 If this is such a good idea, let's just come back tomorrow. 205 00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:41,271 Do you realize she's 20 years old? That makes her officially an antique. 206 00:19:41,438 --> 00:19:45,943 Great. Great, Arnie, Darnell's junkyard is full of official antiques. 207 00:19:46,110 --> 00:19:49,321 Look, I'm buying her. I don't care what you say. 208 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,782 Hey, your funeral, man. 209 00:19:57,788 --> 00:20:00,916 Hey. Look, mister, would you give Arnie a break? 210 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:03,460 He's a stupid kid. He doesn't know what he's doing. 211 00:20:04,253 --> 00:20:07,506 You don't know half as much as you think you do. 212 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,299 Shitter. 213 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:12,079 You did what? 214 00:20:12,094 --> 00:20:13,095 You did what? 215 00:20:13,721 --> 00:20:15,055 She's outside. 216 00:20:15,222 --> 00:20:17,391 Well, you're kidding, right? 217 00:20:17,558 --> 00:20:20,728 You can't buy a car. What are you talking about? 218 00:20:20,894 --> 00:20:23,480 You're 17 years old. 219 00:20:23,647 --> 00:20:24,940 Oh, boy. 220 00:20:25,107 --> 00:20:27,735 Well, actually, you're wrong. I couldn't finance it... 221 00:20:27,901 --> 00:20:30,738 but buying it for cash is no problem at all. 222 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:34,491 Registering a car at 17 is something else again. 223 00:20:34,658 --> 00:20:36,618 For that, I need your permission. 224 00:20:36,785 --> 00:20:38,871 Arnie, you know how we do things. 225 00:20:39,747 --> 00:20:41,582 You could've consulted with us. 226 00:20:42,958 --> 00:20:46,295 I've consulted with you about everything I've ever done. 227 00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:50,591 Everything here is a committee meeting, and I get outvoted 2-to-1. 228 00:20:50,758 --> 00:20:53,302 This is no meeting. I bought it, that's it. 229 00:20:53,761 --> 00:20:57,014 It most certainly is not it. 230 00:20:57,514 --> 00:21:00,851 And how could you have let him do this? 231 00:21:01,852 --> 00:21:04,730 I didn't let him. He wanted the car, and he bought it. 232 00:21:06,106 --> 00:21:08,442 I tried to talk him out of it, in fact. 233 00:21:09,318 --> 00:21:12,070 I doubt that you tried very hard. 234 00:21:12,696 --> 00:21:15,699 - Yeah, well, I'm going home. - I think you should. 235 00:21:15,866 --> 00:21:17,826 I'm getting the fuck out of here. 236 00:21:17,993 --> 00:21:21,497 - Arnie, what kind of language...? - What did you say?! 237 00:21:22,456 --> 00:21:24,416 What did you say? 238 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:27,336 You wanted me in college courses, I'm there. 239 00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:30,422 You wanted me in the chess club, I'm there too. 240 00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:34,718 Now, I've managed 17 years without embarrassing you or landing in jail. 241 00:21:34,885 --> 00:21:37,846 I'm telling you, I'm gonna have this one thing. 242 00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:43,101 You are not keeping any car at this house. 243 00:21:43,685 --> 00:21:44,728 Fine. 244 00:21:52,027 --> 00:21:53,403 Thanks for the milk. 245 00:22:33,694 --> 00:22:37,823 - What's the problem? - Could you honk your horn for me? 246 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:41,451 - Christine's doesn't seem to work. - Yeah, sure. 247 00:22:41,618 --> 00:22:43,161 Thanks. 248 00:23:15,319 --> 00:23:17,362 Stall 20. 249 00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:19,448 Stall 20! 250 00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:21,909 Get it over there and shut it off... 251 00:23:22,075 --> 00:23:24,703 before we all choke to death. 252 00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:31,168 Kiddo, you sold him that, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. 253 00:23:31,335 --> 00:23:34,254 I didn't sell it to him, I tried to talk him out of it. 254 00:23:34,421 --> 00:23:36,798 You should've tried harder. 255 00:23:50,604 --> 00:23:53,857 I knew a guy had a car like that once. 256 00:23:54,024 --> 00:23:56,944 Fucking bastard killed himself in it. 257 00:23:57,110 --> 00:24:01,073 He was so mean, you could've poured boiling water down his throat... 258 00:24:01,239 --> 00:24:04,076 he would've pissed ice cubes. 259 00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:06,244 Okay. 260 00:24:07,537 --> 00:24:11,375 That's the last time you run that in here without an exhaust hose. 261 00:24:11,541 --> 00:24:14,586 I catch you doing it one time and you're out. You understand? 262 00:24:16,630 --> 00:24:17,923 Yes. 263 00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:20,676 I'm gonna tell you something else right now. 264 00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:25,973 I don't take any shit from you kids. This place is for working stiffs. 265 00:24:26,139 --> 00:24:28,809 Gotta keep their cars running to keep bread on the table. 266 00:24:28,976 --> 00:24:32,312 It's not for rich-ass, snot-nosed kids who wanna go dragging. 267 00:24:32,479 --> 00:24:35,107 I don't allow no smoking in here neither. 268 00:24:35,273 --> 00:24:37,317 You want a butt, go out in the junkyard. 269 00:24:37,484 --> 00:24:40,362 - I don't smoke. - Don't interrupt me, punk. 270 00:24:40,529 --> 00:24:43,240 Don't interrupt me. Don't get smart. 271 00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:46,660 - Sir? - What? 272 00:24:48,286 --> 00:24:49,746 Those men are smoking. 273 00:24:50,831 --> 00:24:52,499 Better tell them to stop. 274 00:24:54,376 --> 00:24:58,505 You trying to help your buddy right out of here, Chuck? 275 00:25:01,425 --> 00:25:02,801 No. 276 00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:05,429 Then shut your piehole. 277 00:25:05,595 --> 00:25:07,639 I know a creep when I see one. 278 00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:12,477 I think I'm looking at one right now. 279 00:25:15,230 --> 00:25:18,066 You're on probation, you get it? 280 00:25:18,233 --> 00:25:22,112 Screw around one time, I don't care how much money you've paid... 281 00:25:22,279 --> 00:25:25,699 l'll throw you out on your ass. You got it? 282 00:25:27,409 --> 00:25:29,161 - Yes, sir. Yes, sir. - Come on. 283 00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:30,996 Good. 284 00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:37,335 Now, get the hell out of here. We're closed. 285 00:25:55,312 --> 00:25:57,355 Are you gonna be okay? 286 00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:02,069 Yeah, I'm okay. 287 00:26:06,239 --> 00:26:11,578 You know, you gotta find yourself some other charity besides me and Christine. 288 00:26:13,997 --> 00:26:16,083 What is it about that car, huh? 289 00:26:19,294 --> 00:26:21,046 I don't know. 290 00:26:22,964 --> 00:26:28,053 Maybe, for the first time in my life, I've found something that's uglier than me. 291 00:26:28,512 --> 00:26:30,889 And I know I can fix her up. 292 00:26:31,056 --> 00:26:33,600 You're not ugly, Arnie. 293 00:26:35,644 --> 00:26:37,187 I know what I am. 294 00:26:38,772 --> 00:26:40,857 Queer, maybe, but not ugly. 295 00:26:41,858 --> 00:26:43,860 Fuck you. 296 00:26:44,402 --> 00:26:46,029 Arnold? 297 00:26:51,284 --> 00:26:54,037 Bug out, Dennis. You don't need this shit. 298 00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:04,965 Where have you been? 299 00:27:05,132 --> 00:27:09,052 You had us worried sick. You don't just drive off whenever you... 300 00:27:47,465 --> 00:27:51,094 He's done all this shit in three weeks. 301 00:27:51,595 --> 00:27:54,389 Look how cockeyed he works, Pepper. 302 00:27:54,556 --> 00:27:57,684 He's got fucking brand-new windshield wipers... 303 00:27:57,851 --> 00:28:00,437 for a busted windshield. 304 00:28:02,063 --> 00:28:04,232 Well, the boy does have good hands. 305 00:28:04,399 --> 00:28:06,276 Good hands. 306 00:28:06,943 --> 00:28:09,905 Bad taste in cars. 307 00:28:10,447 --> 00:28:12,032 You know, Pepper... 308 00:28:12,199 --> 00:28:15,410 you can't polish a turd. 309 00:28:41,728 --> 00:28:43,396 You know... 310 00:28:43,563 --> 00:28:46,691 when I said you could scrounge through the shitpile out back... 311 00:28:46,858 --> 00:28:51,112 l didn't mean you could build your whole fucking car with my stuff. 312 00:28:51,529 --> 00:28:55,200 What do you care? I mean, you're not doing anything with it. 313 00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:58,662 Hey, don't think you got the gold key to the crapper. 314 00:28:58,828 --> 00:29:01,539 Nobody takes advantage of me, you understand? 315 00:29:03,083 --> 00:29:04,376 - Yeah. - Yeah. 316 00:29:04,542 --> 00:29:09,256 If it wasn't for me, it'd cost you a shitpile of dough to put this heap together. 317 00:29:09,422 --> 00:29:12,008 I know. I know. 318 00:29:16,096 --> 00:29:17,639 Look... 319 00:29:19,349 --> 00:29:23,645 I know you ain't exactly got money falling out of your asshole. 320 00:29:23,812 --> 00:29:26,356 If you did, you wouldn't be here. 321 00:29:28,650 --> 00:29:31,987 Maybe we could work out some kind of a deal. 322 00:29:37,742 --> 00:29:39,411 You... 323 00:29:40,203 --> 00:29:42,497 pick up around the place. 324 00:29:42,664 --> 00:29:44,708 Do a few lubes. 325 00:29:45,542 --> 00:29:48,712 Put the toilet paper on the little spools. 326 00:29:48,878 --> 00:29:50,797 Shit like that. 327 00:29:51,214 --> 00:29:53,216 Do that and you can... 328 00:29:53,383 --> 00:29:56,678 You can raid myjunk pile for whatever you want. 329 00:29:58,096 --> 00:30:01,391 I might even throw in a few bucks. 330 00:30:03,268 --> 00:30:04,936 I'll have to think about it. 331 00:30:05,895 --> 00:30:10,525 Well, don't think about it too long, I'll throw you out on your fucking ass. 332 00:31:17,384 --> 00:31:20,345 I'll bet you a dollar she says no. 333 00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:22,347 Just because she shot you down? 334 00:31:22,514 --> 00:31:24,808 She says no to everybody. 335 00:31:33,775 --> 00:31:35,777 Look what she's doing to that pencil. 336 00:31:35,944 --> 00:31:38,738 I wish I was an eraser. 337 00:31:41,699 --> 00:31:46,204 - Go on, studly, ask her out. - Mind your own business. Just read. 338 00:31:46,371 --> 00:31:50,041 Yeah, come on, Guilder. Just don't tip the table over. 339 00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:52,001 Okay. 340 00:31:56,965 --> 00:31:58,591 Okay. 341 00:32:50,477 --> 00:32:52,312 Hey, what are you reading? 342 00:32:53,396 --> 00:32:55,064 History. 343 00:32:56,524 --> 00:32:58,651 It's pretty boring, huh? 344 00:32:59,402 --> 00:33:00,862 Yeah. 345 00:33:01,029 --> 00:33:02,655 Listen, do you like music? 346 00:33:05,909 --> 00:33:07,076 What about dancing? 347 00:33:08,661 --> 00:33:10,246 Yes. 348 00:33:11,247 --> 00:33:13,291 You think maybe, you might...? 349 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:16,336 You might wanna go out dancing with me... 350 00:33:16,503 --> 00:33:20,006 like, maybe this Friday night, after the game? 351 00:33:20,632 --> 00:33:22,717 I'm sorry, I can't. 352 00:33:34,979 --> 00:33:36,022 Why not? 353 00:33:38,733 --> 00:33:40,109 I have a date. 354 00:33:40,693 --> 00:33:43,947 Mr. Guilder, are you lost? 355 00:33:45,740 --> 00:33:47,200 No, ma'am. 356 00:33:47,367 --> 00:33:50,495 Why don't you return to your own seat and get back to work? 357 00:33:52,205 --> 00:33:53,248 Yeah. 358 00:34:16,145 --> 00:34:18,648 Arnie, stay here so we can talk this over. 359 00:34:18,815 --> 00:34:22,527 This isn't a hotel you can drop in and out of whenever you feel like it. 360 00:34:22,694 --> 00:34:24,904 - I don't need this. - What do you need? 361 00:34:25,363 --> 00:34:30,076 - I need to leave. I'm late. - You come back here this instant! Arnie! 362 00:34:30,243 --> 00:34:33,580 - Hey, Arnie. - Oh, shit. 363 00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:36,082 Greetings to you too. 364 00:34:38,585 --> 00:34:41,713 Hey, man, no glasses. You're looking good. 365 00:34:41,879 --> 00:34:45,717 I can't make it. I meant to call you, but I forgot. 366 00:34:46,801 --> 00:34:50,013 - Okay. - ls Dennis going with you? 367 00:34:50,430 --> 00:34:52,307 Are you going with him? 368 00:34:53,224 --> 00:34:54,767 - Am I? - No. 369 00:34:54,934 --> 00:34:56,936 Gotta do an errand for Darnell. 370 00:34:57,103 --> 00:35:00,064 - You need a ride? - Got his car. Thanks, though. 371 00:35:00,231 --> 00:35:04,402 Look, I'm sorry about the movie, but this is work. Gotta go. 372 00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:06,112 Don't worry about it. 373 00:35:06,279 --> 00:35:08,906 Did you have plans with Dennis? 374 00:35:10,033 --> 00:35:13,244 Arnold Cunningham, you're going to find yourself with no friends... 375 00:35:13,411 --> 00:35:16,539 - if you keep treating people this way. - Get off my back! 376 00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:23,504 You're his best friend. What's going on? 377 00:35:27,884 --> 00:35:30,970 I don't know. I mean, I hardly see him anymore. 378 00:35:32,847 --> 00:35:34,349 Neither do we. 379 00:35:34,515 --> 00:35:35,933 Yeah. 380 00:35:36,976 --> 00:35:41,105 Ever since he bought that car, he's been obsessed with it. 381 00:35:41,522 --> 00:35:42,607 And you know what else? 382 00:35:44,067 --> 00:35:46,569 When we signed the registration papers at town hall... 383 00:35:48,237 --> 00:35:49,864 they told us... 384 00:35:50,031 --> 00:35:52,367 the man who owned that car last... 385 00:35:52,533 --> 00:35:55,745 died in it, of carbon monoxide poisoning. 386 00:35:58,373 --> 00:36:00,166 Jesus. 387 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,377 Does Arnie know? 388 00:36:04,087 --> 00:36:07,924 Arnie doesn't know anything anymore. 389 00:36:22,063 --> 00:36:23,815 What the hell do you want? 390 00:36:23,981 --> 00:36:25,817 I know about your brother. 391 00:36:28,027 --> 00:36:31,489 I know he died, choking on exhaust fumes. 392 00:36:31,656 --> 00:36:33,950 You don't know shit, kid. 393 00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:37,036 My brother died because he wanted to. 394 00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:40,331 He ran a rubber hose from the exhaust pipe. 395 00:36:40,498 --> 00:36:44,669 Arnie would've never bought that car if he'd known somebody died in it. 396 00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:48,172 Either you're dumber than you look, or you don't know your friend well. 397 00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:51,217 He had the same look in his eye my brother always had. 398 00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:57,181 Probably the only thing my brother ever loved in his whole rotten life was that car. 399 00:36:57,348 --> 00:37:02,645 No shitter ever came between him and Christine. If they did, watch out. 400 00:37:03,771 --> 00:37:07,984 His 5-year-old daughter choked to death in her. He wouldn't get rid of her. 401 00:37:08,151 --> 00:37:12,280 Just rode around, the radio blaring, not a care except for Christine. 402 00:37:13,656 --> 00:37:16,701 Only time I interfered with it was when Rita killed herself. 403 00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:19,954 - Who's Rita? - His wife. 404 00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:25,168 He didn't care a rat's ass about her. She died the same way he did. 405 00:37:25,334 --> 00:37:27,670 Then I made him get rid of it... 406 00:37:28,337 --> 00:37:30,506 for decency, you know? 407 00:37:32,049 --> 00:37:36,471 - The car came back three weeks later. - What do you mean, "came back"? 408 00:39:40,136 --> 00:39:41,554 All right, 50 pass on go. 409 00:39:41,721 --> 00:39:45,016 - Fifty pass on go. Ready? - Break! 410 00:39:45,182 --> 00:39:48,769 Hey, Brian, you want me to go...? You want me to go deep or flat? 411 00:39:48,936 --> 00:39:52,773 Hang out in the flat, and I'll hit you on the second shot coming around. 412 00:40:05,411 --> 00:40:07,121 Hey, Trelawney... 413 00:40:07,830 --> 00:40:11,667 - is that Cunt-ingham's car? - Yep. 414 00:40:11,834 --> 00:40:13,711 I know where he keeps it. 415 00:40:33,606 --> 00:40:35,316 Set! Go! 416 00:41:04,220 --> 00:41:06,681 Yeah, son of a bitch, yeah! 417 00:41:06,847 --> 00:41:09,517 - Shit. - Yeah! 418 00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:21,487 Get a stretcher! Come on. 419 00:42:15,499 --> 00:42:17,168 Hey, Arnie. 420 00:42:21,255 --> 00:42:23,049 Five thousand dirty limericks. 421 00:42:24,383 --> 00:42:26,802 Ought to keep you busy for a while. 422 00:42:27,845 --> 00:42:30,431 This is the third time I've come by. 423 00:42:30,848 --> 00:42:33,851 Must be dynamite drugs, you're always asleep. 424 00:42:34,727 --> 00:42:36,812 It doesn't quite kill the pain. 425 00:42:38,731 --> 00:42:42,109 You know, Rockbridge hasn't won a game since you got hurt. 426 00:42:42,568 --> 00:42:45,237 Guess that makes you some kind of hero, right? 427 00:42:45,404 --> 00:42:50,159 They tell you that I'm not gonna be playing football again? Ever. 428 00:42:53,079 --> 00:42:56,040 Doctor said that one... One centimeter more... 429 00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:59,293 and I would've been paralyzed from the waist down. 430 00:43:01,962 --> 00:43:03,756 Shitters did some job on you, huh? 431 00:43:06,050 --> 00:43:09,053 So, what's this about...? About you and Leigh Cabot? 432 00:43:10,346 --> 00:43:12,640 We like each other okay. 433 00:43:13,432 --> 00:43:15,726 Listen to Mr. Cool. 434 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,563 She happens to be the most beautiful girl in the school. 435 00:43:19,730 --> 00:43:21,941 Well, it's not what you think. 436 00:43:22,108 --> 00:43:26,403 You know, I really respect her mind... 437 00:43:26,570 --> 00:43:28,906 and she lusts after my body. What can I say? 438 00:43:29,073 --> 00:43:30,407 Fuck you. 439 00:43:30,574 --> 00:43:32,284 Yeah. 440 00:43:33,661 --> 00:43:35,955 I saw you guys at the football game. 441 00:43:37,998 --> 00:43:40,709 How'd you ever get that car fixed up like that? 442 00:43:41,168 --> 00:43:45,089 Oh, just plain, old-fashioned hard work. 443 00:43:46,632 --> 00:43:48,342 I still can't keep her at home. 444 00:43:48,509 --> 00:43:51,011 Mom says it makes the yard look crowded. 445 00:43:51,178 --> 00:43:55,266 - L'm surprised they let you register it. - Told them if they didn't... 446 00:43:55,432 --> 00:43:56,976 l'd drop out of school. 447 00:43:57,935 --> 00:43:59,228 You serious? 448 00:44:03,190 --> 00:44:07,736 They just don't want me to grow up. Then they'd have to face getting old. 449 00:44:17,997 --> 00:44:20,291 Has it ever occurred to you... 450 00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:24,170 that part of being a parent... 451 00:44:25,171 --> 00:44:27,423 is trying to kill your kids? 452 00:44:30,551 --> 00:44:32,595 See you around, pal. 453 00:45:23,812 --> 00:45:27,233 I'm sorry, Arnie, I can't. I'm sorry. 454 00:45:47,670 --> 00:45:50,839 What's the matter? What's wrong? 455 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,386 I can't. Here. 456 00:45:58,722 --> 00:46:00,683 In that car. 457 00:46:02,977 --> 00:46:05,145 What are you talking about? Why not? 458 00:46:07,189 --> 00:46:08,774 Because I hate that car. 459 00:46:08,941 --> 00:46:12,820 I mean, you care more about that car than you care about me. 460 00:46:16,156 --> 00:46:17,700 That's crazy, Leigh. 461 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,703 Who do you spend more time with? 462 00:46:23,622 --> 00:46:25,499 Look... 463 00:46:25,666 --> 00:46:28,836 you're gonna get a cold. Come on. 464 00:46:29,461 --> 00:46:31,171 Come on. 465 00:46:54,445 --> 00:46:57,948 I thought girls were supposed to be jealous of other girls, not cars. 466 00:46:59,533 --> 00:47:00,993 This car's a girl. 467 00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,578 Oh, please. 468 00:47:06,874 --> 00:47:08,792 Cut it out. Don't. 469 00:47:08,959 --> 00:47:10,502 What? 470 00:47:11,170 --> 00:47:12,963 Don't like me slapping your girl? 471 00:47:22,890 --> 00:47:26,727 It seems like nobody likes my car these days. 472 00:47:48,832 --> 00:47:50,584 Oh, shit. 473 00:48:26,286 --> 00:48:28,622 Leigh. Leigh! 474 00:48:35,879 --> 00:48:37,714 Leigh! 475 00:48:55,107 --> 00:48:58,026 Hey, what the hell are you doing? 476 00:48:59,153 --> 00:49:02,156 You get your goddamn hands off her! 477 00:49:32,978 --> 00:49:34,021 Hey. 478 00:49:37,191 --> 00:49:38,859 You gonna be all right? 479 00:49:40,027 --> 00:49:41,778 Yeah, I'm fine now. 480 00:49:42,404 --> 00:49:44,239 You scared the hell out of me. 481 00:49:44,823 --> 00:49:46,366 Then get rid of that car. 482 00:49:48,952 --> 00:49:50,954 I'm not going in that car again. 483 00:49:51,455 --> 00:49:54,917 Wait a minute. Don't you blame your choking on Christine. 484 00:49:55,334 --> 00:49:56,793 It happened, Arnie. 485 00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,338 When I choked, something happened. 486 00:49:59,505 --> 00:50:00,672 The radio came on. 487 00:50:01,757 --> 00:50:05,052 - Everything got bright. - So, what are you saying? 488 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:09,139 I could've died and you didn't even help. 489 00:50:09,306 --> 00:50:13,268 - My door was locked. - You didn't want that man to help me. 490 00:50:13,435 --> 00:50:16,939 I thought he was attacking you. I could've done the Heimlich maneuver. 491 00:50:17,105 --> 00:50:18,398 But you didn't! 492 00:50:20,692 --> 00:50:22,319 And there are other things. 493 00:50:22,486 --> 00:50:23,612 That radio... 494 00:50:24,404 --> 00:50:26,865 all it gets are those old songs. 495 00:50:27,032 --> 00:50:31,620 And sometimes when we're making out, it just stalls. 496 00:50:32,329 --> 00:50:34,331 As if the car were jealous, Arnie. 497 00:50:35,874 --> 00:50:37,751 A goddamn car! 498 00:50:40,212 --> 00:50:42,714 Leave it alone. I'll get it. 499 00:50:43,757 --> 00:50:45,592 You know what I think? 500 00:50:45,759 --> 00:50:48,679 I think you're just sexually frustrated. 501 00:50:56,228 --> 00:50:57,354 Look, Leigh... 502 00:50:58,814 --> 00:51:00,649 l'm sorry. Okay? 503 00:51:03,318 --> 00:51:05,279 Can I at least call you tomorrow? 504 00:51:13,704 --> 00:51:15,706 I don't know. 505 00:51:42,482 --> 00:51:44,067 Come on. 506 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,029 Come on, Christine. 507 00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,205 Come on, baby, please. 508 00:51:57,372 --> 00:52:00,709 It's all right. Everything is the same. 509 00:52:10,886 --> 00:52:12,554 Okay. 510 00:54:01,329 --> 00:54:03,248 Check this out! 511 00:54:14,468 --> 00:54:15,886 Come on. 512 00:55:16,321 --> 00:55:17,989 Now, I'll just be a second. 513 00:55:18,156 --> 00:55:21,117 I just gotta get my wallet out of Christine. 514 00:55:22,828 --> 00:55:24,704 You wanna come in with me? 515 00:55:26,581 --> 00:55:28,166 Please. 516 00:55:30,043 --> 00:55:31,670 Okay. 517 00:55:44,474 --> 00:55:48,270 You know, I've been thinking. 518 00:55:48,436 --> 00:55:51,773 Maybe we should apply to the same colleges next year. 519 00:55:54,317 --> 00:55:56,403 - Really? - Yeah. 520 00:55:56,570 --> 00:56:00,073 I mean, that way, if we get accepted by the same schools... 521 00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:02,534 we could take it as a sign of fate. 522 00:56:03,076 --> 00:56:07,539 You'd have me to help you through the math courses and, you know, if I... 523 00:56:09,332 --> 00:56:12,168 Arnie, what's wrong? 524 00:56:12,335 --> 00:56:14,129 Arnie. 525 00:57:00,759 --> 00:57:02,302 Arnie. 526 00:57:04,930 --> 00:57:06,723 Who did this? 527 00:57:23,323 --> 00:57:25,075 Arnie? 528 00:57:26,242 --> 00:57:27,702 Don't touch me, shitter! 529 00:57:27,869 --> 00:57:32,707 This is just what you wanted, wasn't it? Get away from her! Get away from her! 530 00:57:35,418 --> 00:57:37,921 Arnie, I'm sorry. 531 00:57:39,923 --> 00:57:41,466 Sorry? 532 00:57:41,633 --> 00:57:43,259 Yes. 533 00:57:44,302 --> 00:57:45,887 L5' 534 00:57:46,972 --> 00:57:49,724 - That is, we... - lt's your fault. 535 00:57:51,476 --> 00:57:55,647 If you hadn't been so selfish, you wouldn't let me park my car... 536 00:57:55,814 --> 00:57:58,900 in your precious driveway, this never would've happened. 537 00:57:59,067 --> 00:58:00,735 Arnie, that's not fair. 538 00:58:00,902 --> 00:58:02,779 Oh, it's fair. 539 00:58:05,073 --> 00:58:08,201 Can't we even talk about this... 540 00:58:08,368 --> 00:58:10,245 like rational human beings? 541 00:58:10,412 --> 00:58:13,039 One of them took a shit on the dashboard, Ma. 542 00:58:13,206 --> 00:58:15,375 Now, how's that for rational, huh? 543 00:58:19,254 --> 00:58:21,047 Why don't we...? 544 00:58:23,049 --> 00:58:26,386 Your mother and I have decided to help you buy a new car. 545 00:58:30,974 --> 00:58:34,519 Well, that's what everybody wants, isn't it? 546 00:58:36,354 --> 00:58:37,522 Well, fuck you. 547 00:58:38,523 --> 00:58:40,692 I'm fixing up Christine. 548 00:58:48,658 --> 00:58:52,037 Listen, you've been disrespectful to us once too often! 549 00:58:52,203 --> 00:58:54,372 You go apologize to your mother. 550 00:58:54,539 --> 00:58:57,709 Hey, take your mitts off me, motherfucker. 551 00:59:05,633 --> 00:59:07,552 I'm hitting the sack. 552 00:59:37,540 --> 00:59:39,751 We'll make it better, huh? 553 00:59:41,086 --> 00:59:43,254 Can't hurt us anymore. 554 00:59:44,547 --> 00:59:46,674 Not if we work together. 555 00:59:49,177 --> 00:59:52,055 We'll show those shitters what we can do. 556 01:00:36,307 --> 01:00:38,017 Okay. 557 01:00:39,102 --> 01:00:40,728 Show me. 558 01:03:22,473 --> 01:03:23,516 Hey, Cunningham. 559 01:03:27,437 --> 01:03:29,731 Is that you, Cunningham? 560 01:03:34,068 --> 01:03:36,487 Hey, you ain't mad, are you? 561 01:04:27,372 --> 01:04:28,998 Oh, shit. 562 01:05:33,438 --> 01:05:35,982 You're a dead man now. 563 01:06:22,403 --> 01:06:23,988 Where have you been, asshole? 564 01:06:26,282 --> 01:06:28,826 You hear about what happened to Moochie? 565 01:06:30,203 --> 01:06:31,871 Yeah. 566 01:06:34,332 --> 01:06:37,376 Almost makes you feel sorry for the little bastard. 567 01:06:44,091 --> 01:06:47,512 - How's Christine coming? - Oh, cherry. 568 01:06:47,678 --> 01:06:50,848 I spent a shitload of money on her and she's perfecto now. 569 01:06:53,392 --> 01:06:58,689 That's funny, you know, because I heard she was totaled. 570 01:06:58,856 --> 01:07:02,443 Well, after I cleaned up the broken glass, it wasn't so bad. 571 01:07:07,365 --> 01:07:09,534 Bet you a hundred bucks... 572 01:07:10,493 --> 01:07:12,453 it was Buddy Repperton. 573 01:07:13,704 --> 01:07:15,206 Maybe. 574 01:07:15,748 --> 01:07:17,750 So, what if you...? 575 01:07:17,917 --> 01:07:20,503 You fix it up and he just does it again? 576 01:07:21,170 --> 01:07:23,464 He won't do it again. 577 01:07:25,132 --> 01:07:26,842 What does that mean? 578 01:07:27,468 --> 01:07:29,345 Man, I gotta go. 579 01:07:29,512 --> 01:07:32,848 I hope you didn't think I could hang around here all day. 580 01:07:33,182 --> 01:07:35,851 Yeah, that's you, Arnie, always in demand. 581 01:07:37,562 --> 01:07:39,397 Stay loose. 582 01:07:41,899 --> 01:07:43,693 You know it. 583 01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:48,197 Happy Thanksgiving. 584 01:08:03,671 --> 01:08:05,756 Lean machine. 585 01:08:07,174 --> 01:08:08,551 They let you out early? 586 01:08:10,177 --> 01:08:11,429 Yeah, that's right. 587 01:08:11,596 --> 01:08:13,180 Arnold Cunningham. 588 01:08:14,181 --> 01:08:17,476 I'm Rudolph Junkins, state police, detective. 589 01:08:17,643 --> 01:08:20,104 I'm just missing a study hall. I gotta get to work. 590 01:08:20,271 --> 01:08:23,274 No, I don't care about that. I wanna ask about your car. 591 01:08:24,233 --> 01:08:28,029 You do nice bodywork, Arnie. I thought this thing was totaled. 592 01:08:29,071 --> 01:08:31,324 - Who told you that? - Why, hell, everybody. 593 01:08:31,490 --> 01:08:35,161 Local police, your mom and dad, your girl. Cute girl, by the way. 594 01:08:36,662 --> 01:08:39,081 It wasn't anywhere near as bad as it looked. 595 01:08:39,248 --> 01:08:40,708 No? 596 01:08:41,542 --> 01:08:44,295 The report said they punched holes in the body. 597 01:08:44,462 --> 01:08:46,380 Damned if I can see the fill. 598 01:08:46,547 --> 01:08:48,090 Well, you can if you look. 599 01:08:48,257 --> 01:08:51,177 It's... It's right over there. 600 01:08:51,344 --> 01:08:53,596 And back here. 601 01:08:53,763 --> 01:08:57,433 I've been lucky with parts. I replaced the entire door on this side. 602 01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:00,728 - Oh, yeah? - See where the paint doesn't match? 603 01:09:02,104 --> 01:09:03,439 Nope. 604 01:09:03,606 --> 01:09:05,316 A hell of a job. 605 01:09:05,483 --> 01:09:08,819 - Hell of a job, Arnie. - Well, thank you very much. 606 01:09:33,469 --> 01:09:36,972 Okay. So, what do you want, huh? 607 01:09:37,139 --> 01:09:41,268 I really like this shade of red. Didn't think they made this anymore. 608 01:09:41,435 --> 01:09:44,522 - They still make this shade? - Well, they must. 609 01:09:44,689 --> 01:09:47,274 - I mean, I bought it, didn't I? - Where? 610 01:09:48,192 --> 01:09:52,238 - Baker Auto, out on Route 5. Okay? - You still got the receipt? 611 01:09:53,322 --> 01:09:54,490 Tossed it out. 612 01:09:58,202 --> 01:10:01,622 You know, it's funny... Cigarette? 613 01:10:01,789 --> 01:10:03,124 No, thanks. 614 01:10:03,290 --> 01:10:06,377 Usually, when somebody trashes a car, we get photos. 615 01:10:06,544 --> 01:10:09,964 Wait, wait, wait. They didn't really trash it, okay? 616 01:10:10,131 --> 01:10:12,174 Well, that's not what Leigh said. 617 01:10:12,341 --> 01:10:15,428 She was so shaken up giving me all the details... 618 01:10:15,594 --> 01:10:17,138 she broke down crying. 619 01:10:17,930 --> 01:10:19,974 I understand... 620 01:10:20,850 --> 01:10:24,937 one of the perpetrators defecated on the dashboard. 621 01:10:25,688 --> 01:10:27,815 I would've thought you'd be madder than hell. 622 01:10:27,982 --> 01:10:30,526 I would've thought you would've reported that. 623 01:10:31,485 --> 01:10:33,446 Shit wipes off. 624 01:10:34,947 --> 01:10:37,908 Moochie Welch kind of got wiped off too, didn't he? 625 01:10:40,244 --> 01:10:41,579 I don't know. 626 01:10:42,079 --> 01:10:44,540 - You don't know? - No. 627 01:10:44,707 --> 01:10:46,417 Scout's honor? 628 01:10:47,084 --> 01:10:49,211 I'm not a Scout. 629 01:10:50,588 --> 01:10:54,425 The kid was cut in half. They had to scrape his legs up with a shovel. 630 01:10:55,009 --> 01:10:57,470 Isn't that what you're supposed to do with shit... 631 01:10:57,636 --> 01:10:59,722 scrape it up with a little shovel? 632 01:11:01,307 --> 01:11:03,809 Don't get smart with me, son. 633 01:11:04,810 --> 01:11:07,646 Your girlfriend is a lot more convincing than you are. 634 01:11:14,945 --> 01:11:16,864 She's not my girlfriend. 635 01:11:17,031 --> 01:11:20,242 And since when is it against the law to fix up your own car... 636 01:11:20,409 --> 01:11:22,703 when somebody else busts it up, huh? 637 01:11:22,870 --> 01:11:24,580 Since never. 638 01:11:25,498 --> 01:11:27,958 Then you get off my back. 639 01:11:30,544 --> 01:11:31,879 Okay. 640 01:11:45,059 --> 01:11:46,644 Hello. 641 01:11:46,811 --> 01:11:48,062 Hi, Leigh. 642 01:11:48,229 --> 01:11:51,524 Look, I need to talk to you. I need to see you. 643 01:11:53,317 --> 01:11:55,861 Arnie, I care about you. 644 01:12:00,449 --> 01:12:02,952 Look, I love you, Leigh. 645 01:12:03,911 --> 01:12:06,747 I think we deserve one more try. 646 01:12:07,957 --> 01:12:09,583 DOn"[ you? 647 01:12:10,709 --> 01:12:13,087 Will you give me a fucking yes or no?! 648 01:12:13,254 --> 01:12:16,090 Arnie, please don't do this to me. 649 01:12:16,257 --> 01:12:19,093 Just be straight with me, okay? You've had it, right? 650 01:12:19,260 --> 01:12:21,720 Well, fuck you, bitch! 651 01:12:24,181 --> 01:12:27,309 Leigh? Leigh? Leigh... 652 01:13:06,765 --> 01:13:09,310 Wanna do the honors, monsieur? 653 01:13:11,270 --> 01:13:14,440 - I'd love to bring her along. - Sure. 654 01:13:14,607 --> 01:13:17,151 - She can earn her way. - Bullshit. 655 01:13:17,318 --> 01:13:19,570 Let's get Vandenberg. 656 01:13:21,113 --> 01:13:22,698 Baby. 657 01:14:19,797 --> 01:14:21,382 Asshole. 658 01:14:25,094 --> 01:14:26,762 Watch this. 659 01:14:32,393 --> 01:14:35,771 Let's give this asshole some of his own medicine. 660 01:14:40,484 --> 01:14:42,569 He's backing up too. 661 01:15:17,855 --> 01:15:20,607 Some shithead's following me! 662 01:15:22,067 --> 01:15:23,819 L just hope he comes in here! 663 01:15:52,473 --> 01:15:55,350 - Is that Cunningham? - Can't be. 664 01:15:57,061 --> 01:15:58,812 Look at my car. 665 01:15:58,979 --> 01:16:01,815 Come on, prick! We're not finished yet! 666 01:16:03,734 --> 01:16:04,985 Come on! 667 01:19:17,803 --> 01:19:20,138 Hello, Henry, this is Will. 668 01:19:20,305 --> 01:19:23,600 Listen, Cunningham get there? 669 01:19:23,767 --> 01:19:25,686 Is the order okay? 670 01:19:25,852 --> 01:19:27,312 Good. 671 01:19:27,771 --> 01:19:31,066 Listen, he was driving my Caddy, wasn't he? 672 01:19:32,067 --> 01:19:35,404 Good. Yeah, take it easy. 673 01:20:06,184 --> 01:20:08,186 Okay, Jack... 674 01:20:09,062 --> 01:20:11,023 come on out. 675 01:20:12,065 --> 01:20:14,026 The ride is over. 676 01:20:17,529 --> 01:20:20,532 If I'm gonna have to come in and get you... 677 01:20:21,533 --> 01:20:23,702 l'm gonna get you. 678 01:20:39,051 --> 01:20:42,012 Now, why don't you do us both a favor? 679 01:20:42,179 --> 01:20:44,097 Come on out. 680 01:22:11,226 --> 01:22:12,352 All right. 681 01:22:13,061 --> 01:22:14,479 All right. 682 01:23:08,241 --> 01:23:10,035 - What's going on? - You tell me. 683 01:23:10,202 --> 01:23:13,330 - Where were you last night? - Home. What are you doing to my car? 684 01:23:13,497 --> 01:23:14,831 You didn't go out at all? 685 01:23:15,582 --> 01:23:19,711 Of course I went out. I got Darnell's car out front, with a load of parts. 686 01:23:20,128 --> 01:23:22,797 - You want the receipt? - Yeah. 687 01:23:32,015 --> 01:23:34,476 How come you're showing up just now? 688 01:23:34,643 --> 01:23:37,062 Why didn't you unload the stuff last night? 689 01:23:37,229 --> 01:23:39,773 Because I was tired, that's why. 690 01:23:41,525 --> 01:23:44,402 If you don't believe me, you can ask my mother. 691 01:23:44,903 --> 01:23:47,322 Why do you keep butting into my life? 692 01:23:47,489 --> 01:23:51,910 Because we found your boss, Will Darnell, dead, in your front seat... 693 01:23:52,077 --> 01:23:54,162 with a shotgun by his side. 694 01:24:09,886 --> 01:24:14,057 - Why? - I was hoping you could answer that. 695 01:24:14,224 --> 01:24:17,435 Somebody saw your car cruising behind Buddy Repperton last night. 696 01:24:17,894 --> 01:24:19,729 He's dead too. 697 01:24:19,896 --> 01:24:23,984 So are Don Vandenberg and Richard Trelawney. 698 01:24:24,359 --> 01:24:26,695 Guess nobody will be trashing your car anymore. 699 01:24:28,572 --> 01:24:30,407 Well, all I know... 700 01:24:35,036 --> 01:24:38,999 All I know is, I got a Cadillac full of parts, and I'm supposed to be at school. 701 01:24:39,165 --> 01:24:42,711 We'll take care of the Caddy. I don't want you touching it. 702 01:24:48,675 --> 01:24:53,138 Honest, Mr. Junkins, I don't know what's going on. I swear, I don't. 703 01:24:58,643 --> 01:25:00,437 May I please speak to Dennis? 704 01:25:01,813 --> 01:25:04,399 It's a girl. 705 01:25:05,191 --> 01:25:06,693 Hello. 706 01:25:07,152 --> 01:25:09,487 Hey, Leigh. Happy New Year. 707 01:25:10,447 --> 01:25:13,408 Can I come over there? I need to talk to you. 708 01:25:14,659 --> 01:25:15,785 What, about Arnie? 709 01:25:16,453 --> 01:25:18,496 About Christine. 710 01:25:19,456 --> 01:25:21,124 Okay. 711 01:25:22,208 --> 01:25:23,918 You first. 712 01:25:26,546 --> 01:25:28,715 I'm afraid for Arnie. 713 01:25:30,383 --> 01:25:32,093 I thought this was about Christine. 714 01:25:32,260 --> 01:25:34,679 What do you know about that car? 715 01:25:36,306 --> 01:25:38,808 I know that the guy who owned the car before Arnie... 716 01:25:38,975 --> 01:25:40,477 Yeah? 717 01:25:40,644 --> 01:25:43,229 His daughter choked to death in Christine. 718 01:25:43,396 --> 01:25:44,522 How do you know that? 719 01:25:46,066 --> 01:25:49,152 LeBay's brother sold Arnie the car. The guy's a jerk. 720 01:25:49,319 --> 01:25:53,615 - He just came out and told me. - I think I was supposed to be next. 721 01:25:56,326 --> 01:25:58,370 Come on, Leigh. 722 01:26:00,705 --> 01:26:03,249 Arnie would never do that. 723 01:26:04,334 --> 01:26:06,419 Not in a million years, okay? 724 01:26:10,131 --> 01:26:12,342 I don't think he's Arnie, Dennis. 725 01:26:15,762 --> 01:26:17,097 It's that car. 726 01:26:17,806 --> 01:26:20,225 I swear, it's the car. 727 01:26:20,392 --> 01:26:21,434 Maybe. 728 01:26:22,852 --> 01:26:25,230 I'm going to Arnie's for New Year's... 729 01:26:25,397 --> 01:26:28,358 - Dennis, I wouldn't. - No, it's okay. 730 01:26:28,525 --> 01:26:31,945 We do it every year. His folks are gonna be there. I just... 731 01:26:32,112 --> 01:26:35,448 I just figured that if I get him alone, he'll talk to me. 732 01:26:35,615 --> 01:26:39,077 - What if he doesn't? - What do you mean? 733 01:26:39,703 --> 01:26:44,332 I don't know. I mean, what if...? What if that car doesn't let him? 734 01:26:48,336 --> 01:26:50,380 Then we destroy it. 735 01:27:50,356 --> 01:27:53,359 Hey, my man, you're really operating those babies. 736 01:27:54,444 --> 01:27:56,613 Yeah, I manage. 737 01:27:57,572 --> 01:28:00,033 I see we got the old rust bucket tonight. 738 01:28:00,575 --> 01:28:03,328 You wanna watch what you call my car? 739 01:28:03,495 --> 01:28:05,538 She's real sensitive. 740 01:28:05,705 --> 01:28:07,290 Is she? 741 01:28:09,876 --> 01:28:11,836 Sorry, Christine. 742 01:28:12,003 --> 01:28:13,713 Good boy. 743 01:28:15,006 --> 01:28:16,549 Let's motivate. 744 01:28:53,962 --> 01:28:57,674 Well, have a beer. Don't be shy. My car's your car. 745 01:29:04,931 --> 01:29:06,975 A toast. 746 01:29:07,141 --> 01:29:11,938 Death to the shitters of the world in 1979. 747 01:29:12,647 --> 01:29:15,775 Come on, Arnie, I can't drink to that. 748 01:29:16,568 --> 01:29:18,486 What can you drink to? 749 01:29:18,653 --> 01:29:21,698 What about to us? You know, to friendship? 750 01:29:21,865 --> 01:29:25,952 Friendship. Right, that's good. That's real good. 751 01:29:44,637 --> 01:29:45,680 Hey, Dennis. 752 01:29:48,933 --> 01:29:51,060 - Come on! - I want you to see this. 753 01:29:51,227 --> 01:29:53,563 I want you to see this. This is great alignment. 754 01:29:53,730 --> 01:29:55,815 You just don't see this anymore. 755 01:30:02,655 --> 01:30:04,449 Don't be scared. 756 01:30:06,743 --> 01:30:09,037 I'm scared for you, for what's happened to you. 757 01:30:09,203 --> 01:30:11,372 It's this fucking car. 758 01:30:12,749 --> 01:30:14,959 I know you're jealous. 759 01:30:16,920 --> 01:30:19,422 We'll always be friends, as long as you stick with me. 760 01:30:19,589 --> 01:30:22,717 And you know what happens to shitters who don't. 761 01:30:23,217 --> 01:30:25,470 No. What does happen? 762 01:30:26,262 --> 01:30:28,973 Well, let's not kid each other, Dennis. 763 01:30:29,891 --> 01:30:31,476 Who are the shitters? 764 01:30:33,144 --> 01:30:34,896 All of them. 765 01:30:38,107 --> 01:30:39,776 Arnie... 766 01:30:40,485 --> 01:30:42,820 Leigh is on your side. 767 01:30:42,987 --> 01:30:46,658 - Oh, yeah? - She cares a lot about you. 768 01:30:49,077 --> 01:30:50,995 She does. 769 01:30:51,371 --> 01:30:52,872 Yeah. 770 01:30:54,082 --> 01:30:56,793 Don't you like this beer? Thought you liked beer. 771 01:30:56,960 --> 01:30:58,753 Did you hear what I just said? 772 01:30:59,712 --> 01:31:02,590 Let me tell you a little something about love. 773 01:31:02,757 --> 01:31:05,385 It has a voracious appetite. 774 01:31:05,718 --> 01:31:07,470 It eats everything. 775 01:31:07,637 --> 01:31:10,556 Friendship, family. 776 01:31:10,723 --> 01:31:14,811 It kills me how much it eats. But I'll tell you something else. 777 01:31:14,978 --> 01:31:19,148 Feed it right, it can be a beautiful thing, and that's what we have. 778 01:31:20,441 --> 01:31:24,112 When someone believes in you, you can do anything in the universe. 779 01:31:24,278 --> 01:31:27,323 When you believe right back in that someone, watch out, world! 780 01:31:27,490 --> 01:31:29,993 Because nobody can stop you. Nobody, ever! 781 01:31:33,538 --> 01:31:35,581 And you feel this way about Leigh? 782 01:31:38,001 --> 01:31:40,253 What? Fuck, no. 783 01:31:40,420 --> 01:31:42,171 I'm talking about Christine. 784 01:31:42,338 --> 01:31:44,674 No shitter ever came between me and Christine. 785 01:31:46,384 --> 01:31:47,760 Now, you watch this! 786 01:31:52,432 --> 01:31:53,641 Oh, shit. 787 01:32:00,898 --> 01:32:02,942 Chickenshit! 788 01:32:05,653 --> 01:32:07,739 Oh, man, there is nothing finer... 789 01:32:07,905 --> 01:32:10,616 than being behind the wheel of your own car. 790 01:32:11,325 --> 01:32:13,911 Except, maybe, for pussy. 791 01:33:44,669 --> 01:33:46,254 Hey. 792 01:33:47,630 --> 01:33:50,049 It's kind of spooky in here, huh? 793 01:33:51,467 --> 01:33:54,178 Looks like they cleaned out the whole place. 794 01:33:54,512 --> 01:33:56,347 Jesus. 795 01:33:58,933 --> 01:34:00,518 That's where he used to keep it. 796 01:34:01,352 --> 01:34:03,104 Down there. 797 01:34:03,271 --> 01:34:04,522 Yeah. 798 01:34:07,191 --> 01:34:08,776 We better get started. 799 01:34:30,673 --> 01:34:32,675 Yeah! 800 01:34:32,842 --> 01:34:34,594 What do you think? 801 01:34:36,262 --> 01:34:38,139 Let's try it. 802 01:35:27,355 --> 01:35:29,982 Christine's gonna come through the door. 803 01:35:32,026 --> 01:35:34,528 You better get in the office and stay out of sight. 804 01:35:34,695 --> 01:35:38,741 Once she gets inside, hit the button and bring the door down. 805 01:35:39,784 --> 01:35:41,702 Then we'll have her trapped. 806 01:35:42,245 --> 01:35:44,413 What if he doesn't come? 807 01:35:45,081 --> 01:35:46,874 Christine will. 808 01:36:14,527 --> 01:36:16,404 You better get in the office. 809 01:36:16,570 --> 01:36:18,656 Keep your head down. 810 01:36:20,116 --> 01:36:24,120 When you hear me start this thing up, reach out and hit the button. 811 01:36:59,447 --> 01:37:00,614 Leigh! 812 01:38:06,389 --> 01:38:09,016 Leigh, don't move! Stay where you are! 813 01:38:43,509 --> 01:38:44,885 You shitters! 814 01:40:18,521 --> 01:40:19,605 Goddamn it. 815 01:40:19,772 --> 01:40:21,857 Fuck, what a mess. 816 01:41:56,327 --> 01:41:57,494 Arnie's dead. 817 01:42:11,216 --> 01:42:13,052 Leigh! 818 01:44:02,745 --> 01:44:04,663 Hey, are you okay? 819 01:44:05,497 --> 01:44:07,332 I think so. 820 01:44:11,003 --> 01:44:12,629 No. 821 01:45:28,372 --> 01:45:32,334 I wouldn't feel so bad if I were you. You two are heroes, you know. 822 01:45:32,501 --> 01:45:33,961 Yeah. 823 01:45:34,127 --> 01:45:36,797 A real hero could have saved Arnie. 824 01:45:36,964 --> 01:45:38,924 We didn't do so hot. 825 01:45:39,091 --> 01:45:41,552 Hey, some things can't be helped. 826 01:45:41,718 --> 01:45:43,637 Some people too. 827 01:45:44,012 --> 01:45:45,556 Yeah. 828 01:46:03,949 --> 01:46:06,451 God, I hate rock 'n' roll.