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South
Park Season13 Episode02
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CRIME RATE UP
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The city isn't what
it used to be --
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It all happened so fast.
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Everything went to crap.
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It's like everyone's sense
of morals just disappeared.
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The bad economy made things worse.
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The jobs started drying up.
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Then the stores had to shut down.
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Then the black man
was elected president.
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He was supposed to
change things. He didn't.
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As more and more people turn to crime and
violence,the town becomes gripped in fear.
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Dark times. This city needs protection.
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There is an animal that lives by night.
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Searches through trash cans
and cleans out the garbage.
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To clean the trash can of society,I've
chosen to become more than a man.
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I am the hero this town needs.
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I am --
the coon.
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As the world plummets into despair,the
coon fights to keep order intact.
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Lisa,i had a really great time tonight.
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I did too,josh.
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Would you mind very
much if I kissed you?
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Not at all.
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A woman being raped.
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This is what our city
has been reduced to.
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When the money goes the raping starts.
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Women are helpless without the coon.
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Oh,yes,josh! Yes!
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Let her go!
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Excuse me?
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You aren't raping anyone tonight!
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Oh,it's a talking squirrel.
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Oat out of here! Get to safety!
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Lisa! Call me!
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Another woman saved from rape.
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But how many more rapists are out there?
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That really stings.
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Here's the file on that
rodriguez case,detective.
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All right. Things are
pretty quiet out there,boys.
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Let's try to get caught
up on our paperwork.
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Murphy,i
want you to --
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don't let the city's peacefulness
fool you,commissioner.
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It's too quiet.
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Oh,not this kid again.
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Hey,you get outta here. Out!
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There was another rapist
in the park tonight.
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It's no coincidence.
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It must be a rapist plot
and it stinks to the top.
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What?
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I think the mayor might be involved.
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It's my theory she has a lesbian
lover who's holder her leash.
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Jesus christ. Can't we
get a lock on that window?
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Look,kid,you
need to stop --
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he's gone.
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No,I'm just over here now.
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What do we know about the
mayor's sexual preferences?
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All right,listen.
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You have five seconds to leave or I'm
gonna put you in jail and call your parents.
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Jail's full,sir.
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Whatever.Then
we'll put you in --
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now I'm back over here.
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Just get out of
here before we --
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I'm right here now.
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All right. Stop it!
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Yes,i have to go now.
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But in the meantime,i have
something that might interest you.
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Make sure all your men get
a look at these,detective.
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What's in here
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hey,guys. Good morning.
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You guys hear that another rape victim
got saved by a superhero last night?
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They say it was the coon.
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Who's the coon?
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I know,right? Who is the coon?
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It's what everyone must
be asking themselves.
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Somebody is dressing up at night and
taking the law into their own hands.
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As for me,i certainly don't agree
with the coon's reckless ways.
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If you ask me,there's no room
in this world for vigilantes.
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I believe the coon is a menace.
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Yeah,and dressing up and running
around at night is faggy anyway.
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You're a fag,kyle! You!
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- Dude,what?
- He's not a fag!
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Why do you care?
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I,well,I'm just mad 'cuz you shouldn't
ever use the term "fag," kyle.
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That's a hate word and it's
insensitive to butt pirates.
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Anyway,what the you think
about the coon,stan and kenny?
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Do you think he's the savior this town needs,or
do you think he's a dangerous vigilante?
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Kenny?
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And of course the most
common question asked is --
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Just who is he? Is
he a hero or a menace?
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While we can all admit that the
coon is obviously really cool,
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We should also be asking each other why does
he care so much for the people of this town?
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Why does he sacrifice himself every
night to rid our streets of crime?
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And does he really have the right?
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What we all need
to know -- clyde.
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Clyde,could you wake
up,please. This is important.
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What we all need now is
proof that the coon exists.
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I believe that tonight,from
approximately 5:00 to 5:45,
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The coon is going to be
on the roof of walgreens.
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I know i'll be there with my camera.
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I'm sure many of you will,too.
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Sometimes it seems the more
criminals I try to stop,
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The more just come out of the
back alleys and dilapidated bars.
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The city is a dying whore.
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She calls out to me to save her.
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And I don't know if I can.
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But she is still my city.
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And I cannot just sit and
watch as innocent people are --
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who the hell is that?
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Who the hell are you?
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I am an angel keeping watch
over the city at night.
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As violence and darkness take over the
streets,i work to rid the streets of crime.
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I am the symbol this town needs.
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No,no,no. I'm the
symbol this town needs.
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Dude,seriously,you can't do that.
Go home. I was doing this first.
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Yeah-huh!
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You heard of the coon and
now you're being a copycat.
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Is that your hero name? Copycat?
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I am mysterion.
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Mysterion? That's retarded.
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You just gave yourself away,craig.
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Only you would think
of a name that dumb.
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I might be craig,an then
again I might not be.
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My identity must remain a secret.
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You cannot know.
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******
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*********
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***
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********
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*********
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and try*****
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*********
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****
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********
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I cannot stand here and make
idle conversation any longer.
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The city needs my help. There
are innocents to protect.
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No! Dude,I'm serious. You're
being a copycat! I'll sue you!
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Mother!
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Which one of them is it?
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Somebody is dressing up and
pretending to be a superhero,but who?
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Has to be one of the guys in my class,'cuz only they
know the coon would be on the rooftop of the walgreens.
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No. Stop. Can't think about
that now. I have to focus.
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Tomorrow is the most important
day in the coon's life.
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Everything the coon has lived and
fought for comes down to tomorrow.
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Concentrate
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how is it that nobody
came to coonicon '09?
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This is just --
this is ridiculous!
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Got everything you need here,sir?
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Okay on beverages,buffett items?
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Yes,it's fine.
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Great. Hey,just want to say that the airport
hilton really appreciates your continued business.
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What do you mean "continued"?
You don't know who I am.
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Aren't you the little boy who had his ginger
pride rally and his aids benefit here before?
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No! I'm not that kid!
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Oh,really? My bad.
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I'm actually relieved. That
kid was kind of a douche bag.
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You're a douche bag!Get out of here
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oh,hello,sweetie. What did you do today?
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I got boned. That's what I did,mom!
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I try to do good stuff
and nobody ever notices.
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Oh,what happened,hon?
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I can't tell you what happened,'cuz
it's about my super secret double life!
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Tonight,an incredible story of
an unknown child in south park
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Who has taken to the streets
in an effort to fight crime.
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What?
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But who exactly is mysterion?
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What?
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Curiosity has led to large crowds in
the mountain town of south park,colorado.
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They've brought binoculars,and cameras to try
and get a shot of the mysterious superhero.
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He was dressed mostly in
black with a kind of cloak.
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He jumped down from the fire escape
stairs and then he just ran off.
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We barely got a look at him.
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To me it looked like mysterion to me.
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Everyone who seen mysterion say yeah!
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Yeah!
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Well,i think he's kind of a
symbol for the town,you know?
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A symbol that everyone who's
sick of crime can rally behind.
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Butthole.
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Well,if you ask me,he's a menace.
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There's no room for
vigilantism in today's world.
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The artist rendition of mysterion has
already generated thousands of copies.
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You've got to be kidding me!
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As hundreds of people gather to try and get a
glimpse of the superhero,one question remains --
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Who is mysterion?
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Who is mysterion? Who
is he? Who could he be?
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If you have any idea about
the true identity of *******
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Who is mysterion?
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I could no longer watch as the
city has become a cesspool of crime.
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I lived in south park all my life.
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I decided it was up to
me to keep town safe.
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Nobody at school knows my double life.
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To them,I'm just another fourth grader.
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But tonight,i am mysterion.
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Ah,mysterion,thank god you've come.
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What news do you have?
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There's some graffiti
on the bridge again.
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I think those sixth
grade kids are doing it.
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And the guy at the movie theater
is harassing mexicans again.
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We'll get right on it,mysterion.
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Thank you. Thank you for all your help.
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Godspeed,mysterion!
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You are a beecon of hope in an
otherwise bleak and dreary world!
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Dude,seriously.
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I'm gonna kick the out
of you if you don't stop.
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The city needs my help.
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It cries for
protection and I will --
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answer the call to save her!
That's what I'm supposed to say!
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I know it's you,kyle. So just stop.
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I don't have time for this.
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Fireworks are illegal
in colorado,you asshole!
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Hey,he's got fireworks!
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So guys,any of you do anything
interesting last night?
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- Not really.
- Really?
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Nobody was playing with any fireworks?
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Dude,what the hell?
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Kenny! I should have known!
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Why do you have a picture of
mysterion in your locker,kenny?
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Unless you are mysterion!
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Dude,i have a picture of
mysterion in my locker,too.
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Yeah,so do i.
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What? Why?
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I don't know. It's just a cool costume.
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It's not a cool costume!
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He just wears his
underwear over his pants!
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Now come on! Which
one of you guys is it?
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How are you so sure mysterion is a boy?
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Bitch.
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U-STOR-IT
STORAGE FACILITY
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I had no choice. I was
at the end of my rope.
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Sometimes when a superhero needs answers,he has
to turn to on the wretched underbelly of society.
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Look what the cat dragged in.
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Come out where I can see you.
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What's the matter,coon? Nervous?
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I didn't want to resort to this.
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But you could have the answers I need.
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How utterly delightful.
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The heroic and mighty coon
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come to put a stop to me again.
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Chaos. I need to keep on my toes.
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I'm not here to stop
you this time,chaos.
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I need information.
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Oh,I'm sure you do.
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But you see
I -- wugh!
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But you see I also know
you like to beat me up.
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I didn't call you to fight,chaos.
247
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I came to see if you
know mysterion's identity.
248
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:16,930
Oh,I'm close!
249
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:20,730
And i'll put an end to him and
all of you goodie two shoe heroes.
250
00:13:20,770 --> 00:13:22,370
I'm not on his side.
251
00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:23,740
Do you think I'm a fool?
252
00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:26,210
All those times you've stopped
me from my acts of evil.
253
00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:30,210
All those times you tricked me into
meeting you and then gave me titty-twisters!
254
00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:31,970
Not this time,coon.
255
00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:34,090
I finally learned my lesson.
256
00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:36,230
Now! General disarray!
257
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,050
Yeah!
258
00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:43,610
Oho,careful,general disarray.
259
00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,790
Stop! You little butthole,knock it off!
260
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,160
Yeah! We beat him,general disarray!
261
00:13:49,170 --> 00:13:50,280
Listen to me!
262
00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:53,180
I want to help you get rid of mysterion.
263
00:13:53,210 --> 00:13:56,010
Let him go,general disarray.
264
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:59,010
Why would you help us?
265
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:01,610
Because mysterion
is trying to -- ugh!
266
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,030
Little! That hurt!
267
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:08,130
Because mysterion is trying to
say he's the hero this town needs.
268
00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:09,640
But that's my job.
269
00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:11,520
But you both fight for justice and good.
270
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,900
Yeah,but he's a dick.
271
00:14:12,950 --> 00:14:14,730
I want him gone just as much as you do.
272
00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:15,760
Very well.
273
00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:18,470
I will show you what we know
about mysterion's identity.
274
00:14:18,510 --> 00:14:19,770
But if this is some
kind of set-up --
275
00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:22,880
look,I'm the good guy,chaos.I
don't betray people.
276
00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:24,850
Oh,yeah.
277
00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:30,070
I didn't like working with this
scumbag,but I knew mysterion was out there.
278
00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:32,420
Plotting his next move.
279
00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:39,280
Hello,kyle.
280
00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:40,710
What
the --
281
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:43,270
do not be afraid.I mean you no harm.
282
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,630
Hey,hey,you're that mysterion kid!
283
00:14:45,690 --> 00:14:48,810
Yes,but now I believe someone is
trying to learn my true identity.
284
00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:50,690
Dude,everyone's trying
to figure out who you are!
285
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,890
I cannot be unmasked,for then
I would stop being a symbol.
286
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:54,880
I need help.
287
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:58,320
Somebody who can do background
checks for me,do some investigating.
288
00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,350
Who? Me? Why?
289
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,260
Because I think you are
the smartest kid in class.
290
00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:07,230
This way!
291
00:15:07,270 --> 00:15:10,380
We will now show you our
secret headquarters of doom!
292
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,480
You guys have your own storage facility?
293
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,860
Actually,it belongs to general
disarray's grandma,but she lets us use it.
294
00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:22,130
This is where we come up
with al our evil plans!
295
00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:24,500
Here's our computer relays.
296
00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:29,780
And this is like a cube of chaos that
can destroy the world in one second.
297
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:34,040
And here's some of our evil minions.
298
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,200
We have everything we need here!
299
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:38,960
Can I offer you a coke
or a sprite or something?
300
00:15:38,990 --> 00:15:39,940
I'll take a sprite.
301
00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:42,540
Get the coon a sprite,general disarray.
302
00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:47,260
As you can see,we too have been
working hard on mysterion's identity.
303
00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:49,850
You have an entire wall
dedicated to mysterion?
304
00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:53,200
What about -- do you still have that
"who is the coon" t-shirt I gave you?
305
00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:55,100
Oh,yeah. I think that's
around here somewhere.
306
00:15:55,110 --> 00:15:59,600
Using our photos,we are trying
to pinpoint mysterion's identity.
307
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,860
Why is cartman crossed
out? He could be mysterion.
308
00:16:02,870 --> 00:16:04,250
No,he's too fat.
309
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:07,800
Based on his body type,it's gotta
be someone like stan or kyle.
310
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,830
All right,all right,look,chaos.
311
00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:19,530
Just set up a video camera.
312
00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:23,040
I know how we can put an end
to mysterion once and for al >
313
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:32,600
The clock is ticking and the citizens
of south park are gripped in fear.
314
00:16:32,630 --> 00:16:36,910
Two days ago,an evil unknown
terrorist threatened major consequences
315
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:40,080
if mysterion does not
reveal his identity.
316
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,930
Mark my words,south park!
317
00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:45,530
Your precious hero is now your undoing!
318
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:49,460
If mysterion does not unmask
himself publicly by wednesday night,
319
00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:52,960
i am going to blow
up a hospital --
320
00:16:52,990 --> 00:16:55,690
Blow up a hospital? I'm not
gonna blow up any hospital!
321
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,890
Are you nuts? What?
322
00:16:58,330 --> 00:17:01,130
Uh,the choice is yours,mysterion.
323
00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:04,130
Unmask yourself or hundreds will die.
324
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:06,640
Jesus christ.
325
00:17:06,670 --> 00:17:10,060
Since the threat was issued there
has been no sign of the mysterion.
326
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,480
Where is mysterion?
327
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,180
Where is mysterion?
328
00:17:17,290 --> 00:17:20,770
Hey,coon. We aren't actually
going to blow up anything,are we?
329
00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:24,320
If you don't make good on your
threats,chaos,then what good are your threats?
330
00:17:24,370 --> 00:17:26,400
But you really won't
to blow up a hospital?
331
00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:28,270
I mean,aren't you a good guy?
332
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:31,660
Sometimes blowing up hospitals
is for the greater good,chaos.
333
00:17:31,670 --> 00:17:33,320
You know I've been thinking.
334
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:38,280
If we're really evil villains,then we should
betray him and blow him up with the hospital.
335
00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:40,520
You know,you're a little
scrotum licker,dude.
336
00:17:40,530 --> 00:17:42,520
Why don't you shut the up?
337
00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:45,730
All right,chaos. I'm gonna get the
triggers for these things at ace hardware.
338
00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:48,100
Keep an eye on this stuff.
339
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:52,640
Oh,jeez. General disarray,this is a
lot more than I ever really intended.
340
00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:59,110
I mean,i hate the world and all its puny inhabitants
and all,but blowing up a hospital just seems mean
341
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:07,630
Oh,hamburgers!
342
00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:11,460
Mysterion,ibudduh,ibuddush,hebba,hebba
--
343
00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:12,790
why are you doing this?
344
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,860
This isn't your usual m.o.,chaos.
345
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:20,490
Well,you bubba,i was just -- and then the
coon showed up and he was isa abuduh abdudh --
346
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,980
What is that?
347
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:30,700
Look!
348
00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:33,310
Mysterion and professor
chaos are fighting.
349
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:36,150
Give him hell,mysterion!
350
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:42,930
Look out,mysterion. General
disarray is behind you!
351
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:46,360
Jesus christ. We need backup out here!
352
00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:49,780
I think I can get a shot at chaos,sir!
353
00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:52,270
You think your bullets can hurt him?
354
00:18:57,890 --> 00:19:00,190
Yeah! We did it!
355
00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:06,210
He's dead. Mysterion is dead!
356
00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:08,120
No!
357
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,330
The impossible has happened.
358
00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:18,380
Mysterion,beloved protector
of the city,is dead.
359
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,170
Who will save us now?
360
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:22,890
Wait! Look!
361
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,370
He's all right!
362
00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:33,970
Oh,my god! Look,everyone! It's the coon!
363
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,550
Fear not,everyone.
364
00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:38,430
The coon is here to save the day!
365
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:39,990
Isn't that bruce vilanch?
366
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:44,260
Be careful,bruce vilanch. There's
super humans fighting right over there.
367
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:48,850
Okay,sorry. Sorry. I
give up. Please,i give up.
368
00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:50,290
Don't worry,mysterion.
369
00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:52,040
The coon will now help you.
370
00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:54,750
Whoa,wait! I thought we
were working together --
371
00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:57,870
Oh,jeez. I think I broke a tooth.
372
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,270
That was great teamwork,mysterion.
373
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:06,150
South park is safe,until next time.
374
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,250
What next time?
375
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:11,160
Well,people are obviously so desperate to
learn your identity that they'll do anything.
376
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:16,480
Won't be long before the next villain comes along
and threatens violence unless you take off your mask.
377
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:24,910
Citizens,tonight has shown me that I
have no choice,but to unmask myself.
378
00:20:24,950 --> 00:20:26,670
Don't do it,mysterion!
379
00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:30,480
If you show your identity,we'll be forced
to arrest you for being a vigilante.
380
00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:31,930
Don't you think he knows that?
381
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,720
But superheroes know that sometimes you have
to sacrifice yourself for the greater good!
382
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,870
Don't show your face,mysterion.
383
00:20:37,930 --> 00:20:39,720
You have to be a symbol!
384
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:43,840
So that the next terrorist can threaten
south park if he doesn't unmask himself?
385
00:20:43,850 --> 00:20:45,560
No,it's true.
386
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:49,230
As long as my identity is a mystery,this
will just happen again and again.
387
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:53,380
It has to end. I will show my face.
388
00:21:02,190 --> 00:21:04,150
Well,i'll be.
389
00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:06,840
I knew it was you! Rember
I even said it before!
390
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:10,200
Wow,a kid from my class was mysterion.
391
00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:12,730
Well,I'm sorry,but you're under arrest.
392
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,040
Take the kid to jail.
393
00:21:16,410 --> 00:21:19,140
My entire plan worked to perfection.
394
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,910
My work here is done.
395
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:26,780
With mysterion out of the way,the coon can
finally go back to keeping the city safe.
396
00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:31,250
Once again,i alone am the symbol
this town can stand behind.
397
00:21:31,730 --> 00:21:34,300
Every town needs a hero.
398
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:38,310
Every town needs a coon.
399
00:21:41,150 --> 00:21:46,810
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