1 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:10,850 -=http://sfile.ydy.com=- proudly presents 2 00:00:12,950 --> 00:00:22,990 -=http://sfile.ydy.com=- sync:ßÇÈâÈâ 3 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:27,150 South Park Season13 Episode02 4 00:00:33,860 --> 00:00:37,310 CRIME RATE UP 5 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,700 The city isn't what it used to be -- 6 00:00:41,890 --> 00:00:43,530 It all happened so fast. 7 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:44,910 Everything went to crap. 8 00:00:44,940 --> 00:00:49,090 It's like everyone's sense of morals just disappeared. 9 00:00:50,420 --> 00:00:52,320 The bad economy made things worse. 10 00:00:52,330 --> 00:00:54,120 The jobs started drying up. 11 00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:56,270 Then the stores had to shut down. 12 00:00:58,220 --> 00:01:00,490 Then the black man was elected president. 13 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:03,340 He was supposed to change things. He didn't. 14 00:01:04,790 --> 00:01:09,050 As more and more people turn to crime and violence,the town becomes gripped in fear. 15 00:01:09,340 --> 00:01:12,370 Dark times. This city needs protection. 16 00:01:13,790 --> 00:01:15,740 There is an animal that lives by night. 17 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,930 Searches through trash cans and cleans out the garbage. 18 00:01:19,230 --> 00:01:22,680 To clean the trash can of society,I've chosen to become more than a man. 19 00:01:22,690 --> 00:01:25,150 I am the hero this town needs. 20 00:01:25,510 --> 00:01:28,770 I am -- the coon. 21 00:01:34,550 --> 00:01:38,410 As the world plummets into despair,the coon fights to keep order intact. 22 00:01:40,190 --> 00:01:42,600 Lisa,i had a really great time tonight. 23 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:44,090 I did too,josh. 24 00:01:44,130 --> 00:01:46,840 Would you mind very much if I kissed you? 25 00:01:46,850 --> 00:01:49,080 Not at all. 26 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,260 A woman being raped. 27 00:01:52,310 --> 00:01:54,430 This is what our city has been reduced to. 28 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,610 When the money goes the raping starts. 29 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:59,360 Women are helpless without the coon. 30 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:02,340 Oh,yes,josh! Yes! 31 00:02:03,370 --> 00:02:05,470 Let her go! 32 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:07,030 Excuse me? 33 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,370 You aren't raping anyone tonight! 34 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:11,710 Oh,it's a talking squirrel. 35 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:16,970 Oat out of here! Get to safety! 36 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,200 Lisa! Call me! 37 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:23,350 Another woman saved from rape. 38 00:02:23,380 --> 00:02:25,300 But how many more rapists are out there? 39 00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:27,600 That really stings. 40 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,480 Here's the file on that rodriguez case,detective. 41 00:02:32,490 --> 00:02:34,540 All right. Things are pretty quiet out there,boys. 42 00:02:34,550 --> 00:02:36,650 Let's try to get caught up on our paperwork. 43 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,010 Murphy,i want you to -- 44 00:02:40,550 --> 00:02:42,820 don't let the city's peacefulness fool you,commissioner. 45 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,390 It's too quiet. 46 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:46,220 Oh,not this kid again. 47 00:02:46,270 --> 00:02:47,840 Hey,you get outta here. Out! 48 00:02:47,850 --> 00:02:50,060 There was another rapist in the park tonight. 49 00:02:50,090 --> 00:02:51,420 It's no coincidence. 50 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:54,100 It must be a rapist plot and it stinks to the top. 51 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:55,620 What? 52 00:02:55,650 --> 00:02:57,300 I think the mayor might be involved. 53 00:02:57,330 --> 00:02:59,780 It's my theory she has a lesbian lover who's holder her leash. 54 00:02:59,820 --> 00:03:02,170 Jesus christ. Can't we get a lock on that window? 55 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:04,870 Look,kid,you need to stop -- 56 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:07,720 he's gone. 57 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,400 No,I'm just over here now. 58 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:11,530 What do we know about the mayor's sexual preferences? 59 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:12,380 All right,listen. 60 00:03:12,420 --> 00:03:16,010 You have five seconds to leave or I'm gonna put you in jail and call your parents. 61 00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:17,040 Jail's full,sir. 62 00:03:17,050 --> 00:03:19,350 Whatever.Then we'll put you in -- 63 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,680 now I'm back over here. 64 00:03:24,690 --> 00:03:27,180 Just get out of here before we -- 65 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,250 I'm right here now. 66 00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:32,060 All right. Stop it! 67 00:03:32,070 --> 00:03:33,640 Yes,i have to go now. 68 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:36,360 But in the meantime,i have something that might interest you. 69 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,780 Make sure all your men get a look at these,detective. 70 00:03:40,790 --> 00:03:42,940 What's in here 71 00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:55,800 hey,guys. Good morning. 72 00:03:57,470 --> 00:04:01,490 You guys hear that another rape victim got saved by a superhero last night? 73 00:04:01,530 --> 00:04:03,780 They say it was the coon. 74 00:04:03,790 --> 00:04:04,980 Who's the coon? 75 00:04:05,020 --> 00:04:07,920 I know,right? Who is the coon? 76 00:04:07,930 --> 00:04:09,830 It's what everyone must be asking themselves. 77 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:13,190 Somebody is dressing up at night and taking the law into their own hands. 78 00:04:13,230 --> 00:04:17,020 As for me,i certainly don't agree with the coon's reckless ways. 79 00:04:17,030 --> 00:04:19,890 If you ask me,there's no room in this world for vigilantes. 80 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,540 I believe the coon is a menace. 81 00:04:22,870 --> 00:04:25,980 Yeah,and dressing up and running around at night is faggy anyway. 82 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:29,120 You're a fag,kyle! You! 83 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:32,030 - Dude,what? - He's not a fag! 84 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,190 Why do you care? 85 00:04:35,330 --> 00:04:40,790 I,well,I'm just mad 'cuz you shouldn't ever use the term "fag," kyle. 86 00:04:40,830 --> 00:04:43,860 That's a hate word and it's insensitive to butt pirates. 87 00:04:43,870 --> 00:04:46,230 Anyway,what the you think about the coon,stan and kenny? 88 00:04:46,270 --> 00:04:49,660 Do you think he's the savior this town needs,or do you think he's a dangerous vigilante? 89 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:52,810 Kenny? 90 00:04:52,820 --> 00:04:55,390 And of course the most common question asked is -- 91 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:58,690 Just who is he? Is he a hero or a menace? 92 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:02,670 While we can all admit that the coon is obviously really cool, 93 00:05:02,710 --> 00:05:06,760 We should also be asking each other why does he care so much for the people of this town? 94 00:05:06,850 --> 00:05:10,020 Why does he sacrifice himself every night to rid our streets of crime? 95 00:05:10,050 --> 00:05:12,680 And does he really have the right? 96 00:05:12,710 --> 00:05:14,560 What we all need to know -- clyde. 97 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,570 Clyde,could you wake up,please. This is important. 98 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:20,010 What we all need now is proof that the coon exists. 99 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:22,870 I believe that tonight,from approximately 5:00 to 5:45, 100 00:05:22,950 --> 00:05:25,120 The coon is going to be on the roof of walgreens. 101 00:05:25,170 --> 00:05:26,710 I know i'll be there with my camera. 102 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:29,550 I'm sure many of you will,too. 103 00:05:33,470 --> 00:05:36,600 Sometimes it seems the more criminals I try to stop, 104 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:40,010 The more just come out of the back alleys and dilapidated bars. 105 00:05:40,050 --> 00:05:41,960 The city is a dying whore. 106 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,720 She calls out to me to save her. 107 00:05:43,780 --> 00:05:45,520 And I don't know if I can. 108 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,260 But she is still my city. 109 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,020 And I cannot just sit and watch as innocent people are -- 110 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:53,310 who the hell is that? 111 00:05:58,130 --> 00:05:59,770 Who the hell are you? 112 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,220 I am an angel keeping watch over the city at night. 113 00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:06,570 As violence and darkness take over the streets,i work to rid the streets of crime. 114 00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:09,200 I am the symbol this town needs. 115 00:06:09,430 --> 00:06:12,210 No,no,no. I'm the symbol this town needs. 116 00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:16,980 Dude,seriously,you can't do that. Go home. I was doing this first. 117 00:06:16,990 --> 00:06:18,650 Yeah-huh! 118 00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:20,810 You heard of the coon and now you're being a copycat. 119 00:06:20,850 --> 00:06:22,610 Is that your hero name? Copycat? 120 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:24,190 I am mysterion. 121 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:26,160 Mysterion? That's retarded. 122 00:06:26,170 --> 00:06:28,010 You just gave yourself away,craig. 123 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:29,760 Only you would think of a name that dumb. 124 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:32,300 I might be craig,an then again I might not be. 125 00:06:32,340 --> 00:06:34,120 My identity must remain a secret. 126 00:06:34,150 --> 00:06:35,180 You cannot know. 127 00:06:35,190 --> 00:06:37,860 ****** 128 00:06:37,870 --> 00:06:41,200 ********* 129 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:47,020 *** 130 00:06:47,030 --> 00:06:49,220 ******** 131 00:06:49,460 --> 00:06:54,430 ********* 132 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:58,560 and try***** 133 00:06:58,570 --> 00:07:01,720 ********* 134 00:07:01,730 --> 00:07:08,210 **** 135 00:07:08,580 --> 00:07:11,800 ******** 136 00:07:11,810 --> 00:07:14,500 I cannot stand here and make idle conversation any longer. 137 00:07:14,510 --> 00:07:17,430 The city needs my help. There are innocents to protect. 138 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:22,300 No! Dude,I'm serious. You're being a copycat! I'll sue you! 139 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,090 Mother! 140 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,210 Which one of them is it? 141 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:38,770 Somebody is dressing up and pretending to be a superhero,but who? 142 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:43,780 Has to be one of the guys in my class,'cuz only they know the coon would be on the rooftop of the walgreens. 143 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:48,260 No. Stop. Can't think about that now. I have to focus. 144 00:07:48,270 --> 00:07:50,940 Tomorrow is the most important day in the coon's life. 145 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:54,640 Everything the coon has lived and fought for comes down to tomorrow. 146 00:07:54,650 --> 00:07:57,300 Concentrate 147 00:08:04,930 --> 00:08:08,480 how is it that nobody came to coonicon '09? 148 00:08:08,870 --> 00:08:11,690 This is just -- this is ridiculous! 149 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,590 Got everything you need here,sir? 150 00:08:13,630 --> 00:08:15,800 Okay on beverages,buffett items? 151 00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:17,550 Yes,it's fine. 152 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:22,510 Great. Hey,just want to say that the airport hilton really appreciates your continued business. 153 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:25,020 What do you mean "continued"? You don't know who I am. 154 00:08:25,260 --> 00:08:29,370 Aren't you the little boy who had his ginger pride rally and his aids benefit here before? 155 00:08:29,380 --> 00:08:30,800 No! I'm not that kid! 156 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:33,090 Oh,really? My bad. 157 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:36,260 I'm actually relieved. That kid was kind of a douche bag. 158 00:08:36,270 --> 00:08:39,650 You're a douche bag!Get out of here 159 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:51,060 oh,hello,sweetie. What did you do today? 160 00:08:51,070 --> 00:08:53,010 I got boned. That's what I did,mom! 161 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:55,820 I try to do good stuff and nobody ever notices. 162 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:57,430 Oh,what happened,hon? 163 00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:01,260 I can't tell you what happened,'cuz it's about my super secret double life! 164 00:09:01,270 --> 00:09:05,370 Tonight,an incredible story of an unknown child in south park 165 00:09:05,410 --> 00:09:08,820 Who has taken to the streets in an effort to fight crime. 166 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,690 What? 167 00:09:10,730 --> 00:09:13,960 But who exactly is mysterion? 168 00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:15,570 What? 169 00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:18,490 Curiosity has led to large crowds in the mountain town of south park,colorado. 170 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:23,580 They've brought binoculars,and cameras to try and get a shot of the mysterious superhero. 171 00:09:23,590 --> 00:09:27,030 He was dressed mostly in black with a kind of cloak. 172 00:09:27,070 --> 00:09:30,080 He jumped down from the fire escape stairs and then he just ran off. 173 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:31,510 We barely got a look at him. 174 00:09:31,550 --> 00:09:33,530 To me it looked like mysterion to me. 175 00:09:33,570 --> 00:09:35,770 Everyone who seen mysterion say yeah! 176 00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:37,410 Yeah! 177 00:09:37,690 --> 00:09:40,830 Well,i think he's kind of a symbol for the town,you know? 178 00:09:40,870 --> 00:09:44,840 A symbol that everyone who's sick of crime can rally behind. 179 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,700 Butthole. 180 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,670 Well,if you ask me,he's a menace. 181 00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:51,610 There's no room for vigilantism in today's world. 182 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:56,010 The artist rendition of mysterion has already generated thousands of copies. 183 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:57,860 You've got to be kidding me! 184 00:09:57,890 --> 00:10:02,460 As hundreds of people gather to try and get a glimpse of the superhero,one question remains -- 185 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,360 Who is mysterion? 186 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,000 Who is mysterion? Who is he? Who could he be? 187 00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:12,650 If you have any idea about the true identity of ******* 188 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:20,450 Who is mysterion? 189 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:26,700 I could no longer watch as the city has become a cesspool of crime. 190 00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:30,950 I lived in south park all my life. 191 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,450 I decided it was up to me to keep town safe. 192 00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:37,690 Nobody at school knows my double life. 193 00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:40,580 To them,I'm just another fourth grader. 194 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:43,950 But tonight,i am mysterion. 195 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,930 Ah,mysterion,thank god you've come. 196 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,450 What news do you have? 197 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,430 There's some graffiti on the bridge again. 198 00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:52,360 I think those sixth grade kids are doing it. 199 00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:55,170 And the guy at the movie theater is harassing mexicans again. 200 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,890 We'll get right on it,mysterion. 201 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:59,850 Thank you. Thank you for all your help. 202 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,200 Godspeed,mysterion! 203 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:08,300 You are a beecon of hope in an otherwise bleak and dreary world! 204 00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:13,430 Dude,seriously. 205 00:11:13,470 --> 00:11:16,190 I'm gonna kick the out of you if you don't stop. 206 00:11:16,230 --> 00:11:17,670 The city needs my help. 207 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,980 It cries for protection and I will -- 208 00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:21,880 answer the call to save her! That's what I'm supposed to say! 209 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,560 I know it's you,kyle. So just stop. 210 00:11:23,570 --> 00:11:25,460 I don't have time for this. 211 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,430 Fireworks are illegal in colorado,you asshole! 212 00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:34,590 Hey,he's got fireworks! 213 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:44,770 So guys,any of you do anything interesting last night? 214 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,320 - Not really. - Really? 215 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,990 Nobody was playing with any fireworks? 216 00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:51,720 Dude,what the hell? 217 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:54,790 Kenny! I should have known! 218 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,750 Why do you have a picture of mysterion in your locker,kenny? 219 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,780 Unless you are mysterion! 220 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,780 Dude,i have a picture of mysterion in my locker,too. 221 00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:02,810 Yeah,so do i. 222 00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:03,840 What? Why? 223 00:12:03,850 --> 00:12:05,530 I don't know. It's just a cool costume. 224 00:12:05,540 --> 00:12:07,120 It's not a cool costume! 225 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,180 He just wears his underwear over his pants! 226 00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:12,150 Now come on! Which one of you guys is it? 227 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,570 How are you so sure mysterion is a boy? 228 00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:18,840 Bitch. 229 00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:24,690 U-STOR-IT STORAGE FACILITY 230 00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:28,700 I had no choice. I was at the end of my rope. 231 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:35,930 Sometimes when a superhero needs answers,he has to turn to on the wretched underbelly of society. 232 00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:40,730 Look what the cat dragged in. 233 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,470 Come out where I can see you. 234 00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:45,750 What's the matter,coon? Nervous? 235 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,250 I didn't want to resort to this. 236 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,720 But you could have the answers I need. 237 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,790 How utterly delightful. 238 00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:54,090 The heroic and mighty coon 239 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,380 come to put a stop to me again. 240 00:12:57,390 --> 00:12:59,850 Chaos. I need to keep on my toes. 241 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:02,200 I'm not here to stop you this time,chaos. 242 00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:04,310 I need information. 243 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,380 Oh,I'm sure you do. 244 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,470 But you see I -- wugh! 245 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,480 But you see I also know you like to beat me up. 246 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,370 I didn't call you to fight,chaos. 247 00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:15,590 I came to see if you know mysterion's identity. 248 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:16,930 Oh,I'm close! 249 00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:20,730 And i'll put an end to him and all of you goodie two shoe heroes. 250 00:13:20,770 --> 00:13:22,370 I'm not on his side. 251 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:23,740 Do you think I'm a fool? 252 00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:26,210 All those times you've stopped me from my acts of evil. 253 00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:30,210 All those times you tricked me into meeting you and then gave me titty-twisters! 254 00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:31,970 Not this time,coon. 255 00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:34,090 I finally learned my lesson. 256 00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:36,230 Now! General disarray! 257 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,050 Yeah! 258 00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:43,610 Oho,careful,general disarray. 259 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,790 Stop! You little butthole,knock it off! 260 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,160 Yeah! We beat him,general disarray! 261 00:13:49,170 --> 00:13:50,280 Listen to me! 262 00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:53,180 I want to help you get rid of mysterion. 263 00:13:53,210 --> 00:13:56,010 Let him go,general disarray. 264 00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:59,010 Why would you help us? 265 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:01,610 Because mysterion is trying to -- ugh! 266 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,030 Little! That hurt! 267 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:08,130 Because mysterion is trying to say he's the hero this town needs. 268 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:09,640 But that's my job. 269 00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:11,520 But you both fight for justice and good. 270 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,900 Yeah,but he's a dick. 271 00:14:12,950 --> 00:14:14,730 I want him gone just as much as you do. 272 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:15,760 Very well. 273 00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:18,470 I will show you what we know about mysterion's identity. 274 00:14:18,510 --> 00:14:19,770 But if this is some kind of set-up -- 275 00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:22,880 look,I'm the good guy,chaos.I don't betray people. 276 00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:24,850 Oh,yeah. 277 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:30,070 I didn't like working with this scumbag,but I knew mysterion was out there. 278 00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:32,420 Plotting his next move. 279 00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:39,280 Hello,kyle. 280 00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:40,710 What the -- 281 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:43,270 do not be afraid.I mean you no harm. 282 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,630 Hey,hey,you're that mysterion kid! 283 00:14:45,690 --> 00:14:48,810 Yes,but now I believe someone is trying to learn my true identity. 284 00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:50,690 Dude,everyone's trying to figure out who you are! 285 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,890 I cannot be unmasked,for then I would stop being a symbol. 286 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:54,880 I need help. 287 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:58,320 Somebody who can do background checks for me,do some investigating. 288 00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,350 Who? Me? Why? 289 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,260 Because I think you are the smartest kid in class. 290 00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:07,230 This way! 291 00:15:07,270 --> 00:15:10,380 We will now show you our secret headquarters of doom! 292 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,480 You guys have your own storage facility? 293 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,860 Actually,it belongs to general disarray's grandma,but she lets us use it. 294 00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:22,130 This is where we come up with al our evil plans! 295 00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:24,500 Here's our computer relays. 296 00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:29,780 And this is like a cube of chaos that can destroy the world in one second. 297 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:34,040 And here's some of our evil minions. 298 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,200 We have everything we need here! 299 00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:38,960 Can I offer you a coke or a sprite or something? 300 00:15:38,990 --> 00:15:39,940 I'll take a sprite. 301 00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:42,540 Get the coon a sprite,general disarray. 302 00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:47,260 As you can see,we too have been working hard on mysterion's identity. 303 00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:49,850 You have an entire wall dedicated to mysterion? 304 00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:53,200 What about -- do you still have that "who is the coon" t-shirt I gave you? 305 00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:55,100 Oh,yeah. I think that's around here somewhere. 306 00:15:55,110 --> 00:15:59,600 Using our photos,we are trying to pinpoint mysterion's identity. 307 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,860 Why is cartman crossed out? He could be mysterion. 308 00:16:02,870 --> 00:16:04,250 No,he's too fat. 309 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:07,800 Based on his body type,it's gotta be someone like stan or kyle. 310 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,830 All right,all right,look,chaos. 311 00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:19,530 Just set up a video camera. 312 00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:23,040 I know how we can put an end to mysterion once and for al > 313 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:32,600 The clock is ticking and the citizens of south park are gripped in fear. 314 00:16:32,630 --> 00:16:36,910 Two days ago,an evil unknown terrorist threatened major consequences 315 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:40,080 if mysterion does not reveal his identity. 316 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,930 Mark my words,south park! 317 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:45,530 Your precious hero is now your undoing! 318 00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:49,460 If mysterion does not unmask himself publicly by wednesday night, 319 00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:52,960 i am going to blow up a hospital -- 320 00:16:52,990 --> 00:16:55,690 Blow up a hospital? I'm not gonna blow up any hospital! 321 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,890 Are you nuts? What? 322 00:16:58,330 --> 00:17:01,130 Uh,the choice is yours,mysterion. 323 00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:04,130 Unmask yourself or hundreds will die. 324 00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:06,640 Jesus christ. 325 00:17:06,670 --> 00:17:10,060 Since the threat was issued there has been no sign of the mysterion. 326 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,480 Where is mysterion? 327 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,180 Where is mysterion? 328 00:17:17,290 --> 00:17:20,770 Hey,coon. We aren't actually going to blow up anything,are we? 329 00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:24,320 If you don't make good on your threats,chaos,then what good are your threats? 330 00:17:24,370 --> 00:17:26,400 But you really won't to blow up a hospital? 331 00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:28,270 I mean,aren't you a good guy? 332 00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:31,660 Sometimes blowing up hospitals is for the greater good,chaos. 333 00:17:31,670 --> 00:17:33,320 You know I've been thinking. 334 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:38,280 If we're really evil villains,then we should betray him and blow him up with the hospital. 335 00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:40,520 You know,you're a little scrotum licker,dude. 336 00:17:40,530 --> 00:17:42,520 Why don't you shut the up? 337 00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:45,730 All right,chaos. I'm gonna get the triggers for these things at ace hardware. 338 00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:48,100 Keep an eye on this stuff. 339 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:52,640 Oh,jeez. General disarray,this is a lot more than I ever really intended. 340 00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:59,110 I mean,i hate the world and all its puny inhabitants and all,but blowing up a hospital just seems mean 341 00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:07,630 Oh,hamburgers! 342 00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:11,460 Mysterion,ibudduh,ibuddush,hebba,hebba -- 343 00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:12,790 why are you doing this? 344 00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,860 This isn't your usual m.o.,chaos. 345 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:20,490 Well,you bubba,i was just -- and then the coon showed up and he was isa abuduh abdudh -- 346 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,980 What is that? 347 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:30,700 Look! 348 00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:33,310 Mysterion and professor chaos are fighting. 349 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:36,150 Give him hell,mysterion! 350 00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:42,930 Look out,mysterion. General disarray is behind you! 351 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:46,360 Jesus christ. We need backup out here! 352 00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:49,780 I think I can get a shot at chaos,sir! 353 00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:52,270 You think your bullets can hurt him? 354 00:18:57,890 --> 00:19:00,190 Yeah! We did it! 355 00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:06,210 He's dead. Mysterion is dead! 356 00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:08,120 No! 357 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,330 The impossible has happened. 358 00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:18,380 Mysterion,beloved protector of the city,is dead. 359 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,170 Who will save us now? 360 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:22,890 Wait! Look! 361 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,370 He's all right! 362 00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:33,970 Oh,my god! Look,everyone! It's the coon! 363 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,550 Fear not,everyone. 364 00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:38,430 The coon is here to save the day! 365 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:39,990 Isn't that bruce vilanch? 366 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:44,260 Be careful,bruce vilanch. There's super humans fighting right over there. 367 00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:48,850 Okay,sorry. Sorry. I give up. Please,i give up. 368 00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:50,290 Don't worry,mysterion. 369 00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:52,040 The coon will now help you. 370 00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:54,750 Whoa,wait! I thought we were working together -- 371 00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:57,870 Oh,jeez. I think I broke a tooth. 372 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,270 That was great teamwork,mysterion. 373 00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:06,150 South park is safe,until next time. 374 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,250 What next time? 375 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:11,160 Well,people are obviously so desperate to learn your identity that they'll do anything. 376 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:16,480 Won't be long before the next villain comes along and threatens violence unless you take off your mask. 377 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:24,910 Citizens,tonight has shown me that I have no choice,but to unmask myself. 378 00:20:24,950 --> 00:20:26,670 Don't do it,mysterion! 379 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:30,480 If you show your identity,we'll be forced to arrest you for being a vigilante. 380 00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:31,930 Don't you think he knows that? 381 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,720 But superheroes know that sometimes you have to sacrifice yourself for the greater good! 382 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,870 Don't show your face,mysterion. 383 00:20:37,930 --> 00:20:39,720 You have to be a symbol! 384 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:43,840 So that the next terrorist can threaten south park if he doesn't unmask himself? 385 00:20:43,850 --> 00:20:45,560 No,it's true. 386 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:49,230 As long as my identity is a mystery,this will just happen again and again. 387 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:53,380 It has to end. I will show my face. 388 00:21:02,190 --> 00:21:04,150 Well,i'll be. 389 00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:06,840 I knew it was you! Rember I even said it before! 390 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:10,200 Wow,a kid from my class was mysterion. 391 00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:12,730 Well,I'm sorry,but you're under arrest. 392 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,040 Take the kid to jail. 393 00:21:16,410 --> 00:21:19,140 My entire plan worked to perfection. 394 00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,910 My work here is done. 395 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:26,780 With mysterion out of the way,the coon can finally go back to keeping the city safe. 396 00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:31,250 Once again,i alone am the symbol this town can stand behind. 397 00:21:31,730 --> 00:21:34,300 Every town needs a hero. 398 00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:38,310 Every town needs a coon. 399 00:21:41,150 --> 00:21:46,810 -=http://sfile.ydy.com=- sync:ßÇÈâÈâ