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South
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Oh,man,i thought that
day would never end!
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Hey,stan,you wanna maybe
study together after school?
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What? No way,wendy. Today's the day!
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What day?
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The day they're showing part two of
last week's terrence and phillip show!
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They're gonna finally reveal who
phillip farted on to get out of jail!
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Oh,god,that show is so dumb.
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Dumb?Phillip farted in
somebody's face super hard,
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but you don't know who
until this week's episode!
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This has been the
longest week of my life!
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Why do boys think farts are so funny?
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They're juvenile and gross!
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No,no,you're right,be.
Farts totally aren't funny.
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C'mon,guys. We gotta go!
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We're finally gonna learn the shocking
truth of who phillip farted on.
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Let's get to my house. C'mon!
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God,they're so stupid.
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- Oh,boy.
- This is gonna be great!
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I've waited all week for this.
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That's my seat,craig.
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Dude,i was here first.
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It's my goddamn house. Now get
your bitch ass on the floor!
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It's on! It's on! It's
on! It's on! It's on!
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You are watching the canada channel.
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The only channel in canada.
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previously on "terrance and phillip" -
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Terrance farted on the american
president,but phillip took the heat.
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It wasn't me!
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And now the thrilling conclusion
of "terrance and blood rage" --
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Will not be seen tonight.
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So that we may bring you
this queef sisters special!
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APRIL FOOLS
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What?
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Canada channel presents.
The queef sisters.
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Katherine and katie queef.
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Two toronto girls who love
shooting air out of their vaginas.
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It's a queef sisters
special on canada channel.
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All right,queef sisters. It's time
for your yearly pap smear and vag exam.
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- All right,doctor.
- I'm ready,doctor.
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Now,i'm just going to check for cysts.
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What the is this?
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Now listen here!
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If you queef in my face then i
refuse to be your gynecologist.
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I'm sorry,doctor. I had
air trapped in my vagina.
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Well,just don't let it happen again.
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Now,i'm just going to check for cysts.
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Now stop it. That isn't
funny. Babies come from there!
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That's it. No pap smear for you.
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But,doctor,what if i have cancer?
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You should have thought of that before
you queefed in my face three times.
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They,they aren't going to show part
two of the "terrance and phillip show"?
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Doctor,my sister is
just being difficult.
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Maybe you could just
examine my cervix instead?
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Oh,all right. Let me check for cysts.
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No!
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That does it,queef sisters.
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I'm not your vaginal doctor anymore!
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Oh,katie,i do believe
we made the doctor angry.
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I guess so.
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Dude,what the hell is
this disgusting crap?
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What the the hell is
this disgusting crap?
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Queef sisters?
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That's right. It's a hot new
canadian show we're trying out.
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You replaced our show with this?
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But they aren't funny.
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All they do is queef all the time.
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That's sick!
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You think farts are
funny, why not queefs?
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Because babies come from there!
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Ay,look,guys.
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Women are starting to be on the driving
force behind the television audience.
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You know,women empowerment and the get-go,be so
we want to try to appeal to the female sensibility.
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Sorry,guys,but if you ask me,
your farts have gotten stale.
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No! No,as a matter of
fact,i will not hold!
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I've been hold for 35 minutes!
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Well,we want some goddamn ed
answers,that's what we want!
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Like why did you show that smut instead of the
"terrance and phillip" conclusion,you asshole!
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What's going on?
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We're complaing to the canada network
'cuz they put something really gross on tv.
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You wanna tell me what's funny about two women
shooting air from their vagina into a man's face?
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No! No! See some of us were
eating when you showed that!
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I threw up on my way home.
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Clyde threw up on his way home!
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What makes you think you can put
that kind of filth on television?
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You tell 'em,cartman!
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What happened?
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They didn't show part two
of "terrance and phillip."
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They replaced it with the queef sisters.
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It was just 30 minutes of
two women queefing on people.
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Oh,what,so farts are
hysterical but queefs are gross?
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You know little kids could
have been watching that!
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What kind of network are
you running there in canada?
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Don't call me "buddy."
I'm not your buddy!
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I can't believe they're this upset.
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God,they're annoying.
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I don't even know what a queef is.
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It's when a woman blows
air out her vag,annie.
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You know that girl samantha dunskin,she
can make herself queef whenever she wants.
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Really?
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Wait a minute. I've got an idea.
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And to that end,by resorting to filth and
garbage,the canada channel has thusly -
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Robbed us of our innocence.
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Yes,that's good.
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Robbed us of us innocence.
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Hey,guys,we have a
little surprise for you!
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What?
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Butters?
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Oh,my god. Well,how is he doing?
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Yeah,yeah,i'm sure.
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Okay,well,thank you for telling
me,mr. Stotch. I'll spread the word.
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Yeah,you take care. Bye.
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We need to cancel our plans, sharon.
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There's going to be an emergency
all-parent meeting at the school tonight.
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Why? What's happened?
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A girl at school,she queefed
on one of stan's friends today.
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So ?
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hey,pal.
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I heard about what
happened at school today.
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You wanna talk about it?
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Butters was just sitting there,dad.
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He,he didn't even know it was coming.
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I know,pal.
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Sometimes bad things
happen to good people.
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But,you know,butters is still butters.
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And he needs you guys
right now more than anybody.
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It was so gross,dad.
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It mean what if another
girl at school tries to --
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Hey,we're getting all the parents together
and we're gonna take care of this,okay?
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Nothing like this
will ever happen again.
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Okay,parents,some of you have already
heard,but most of you have not,mkay.
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We've had a terrible
incident occur at the school.
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Apparently a young girl went up to
a young boy here at the school,mkay,
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and queefed in his face.
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How did this happen?
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Where were the teachers?
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Whoa,whoa,wait a minute.
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Are you saying we're all here just
because a girl queefed on a boy?
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Just?
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We're here to find out why!
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The question is how do we send a message to other
girls in the school so this doesn't happen again?
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Now hold on a minute. I think
we're being a little drastic here.
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You know,i probably see a boy in my
office once a week for farting on a girl.
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What the was that have
to do with anything?
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- It's the same thing!
- This is ridiculous!
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Our next guests have really
taken america by storm.
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Their new hit show is being tuned
in by women all over the world.
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Please welcome the queef sisters.
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Oh,hello,regis!
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Hello,kelly!
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So,uh,gals,you seem to
really like queefing.
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Well,reeg,it's like this.
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We think that queefing is a perfectly
normal female bodily function.
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Why not have fun with it?
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But i mean,really,isn't
queefing a bit juvenile?
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Men enjoy farts,so why shouldn't
women enjoy their queefs?
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That's right.
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We've written all about it in our
new feminist book "eat, pray,queef."
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Well,i think what you gals are doing
for the feminist movement is amazing!
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And that's why women all
over america stand behind you!
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No!
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Terrance and phillip,you've put on
a terrific show for many, many years.
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You've made canada
channel what it is today.
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You're fired.
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Fired?
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Sorry,guys,but this queefing
thing is really catching on.
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Queef sisters ratings
are through the roof.
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And to pay them what they're asking,we
gotta get rid of you. Goodbye.
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Here's some cookies.
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Brian,don't do this!
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You can't let canada channel be
soiled by that perverse garbage!
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You know it's sick!
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Yes,i know it's sick.
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To be honest,i gag every time
one of them let's out a queef.
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But it's money,goddammit,and
this channel needs it.
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I'm sorry,terrance and phillip.******
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MARTHA*****
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i always love when spring is on the way.
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Such a fun and inspiring
time to decorate.
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Just like most women out there, i
have really got into queefing lately.
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There are a lot of fun and interesting
ways that we can decorate our queefs,
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And just make them more
dynamic for the holidays.
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What we're going to do is just
cut up some paper. Like this.
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You can cut out little stars or little
moon shapes and then just jam those up.
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And then i've got some just simple
sparkles from the hobby store.
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They come in these little tubes, which make
them very easy to just shoot right up the ol' --
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There we are.
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And you can of course feel free to add little
flowers,or maybe some festive easter grass.
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But the point is that when
we're done,we can let one rip.
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See how pretty that was?
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It's a good thing
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what was that?
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Oh,excuse me. I had
a little air trapped.
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Oh,my god. Did you
just -- at the table?
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Pardon me.
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Mom,gross.
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Okay,that's enough,girls, all right?
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I mean,how old are you,sharon?
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I'm sorry. It's just,it's kind
of funny how much it bothers you.
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Oh,yeah. Yeah,that's really funny.
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Just stop it,mom.
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Yeah,okay,let's just try
to have a nice dinner. Okay?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Sharon marsh.
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Excuse me.
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Hey mom,do you like australia?
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'Cuz that was a great barrier queef!
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That's it. I'm leaving.
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I'm going,too.
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Oh,please,randy!
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How many times have you farted in the bed
and then held my head under the covers?
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That's completely different!
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Yeah,it's different,mom!
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All right. Tell me
exactly where the line is.
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Okay,how about this?
I have a friend abbey.
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She had a baby boy and it farted.
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Yeah.
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But she was actually still pregnant with
the baby boy and it farted inside her.
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Yeah!
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And then the gas from the baby's fart
traveled down and shot out of her vagina!
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C'mon,stanley. Let's go.
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Oh,so when does that stop being funny?
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It stopped being funny the second
that air came out her vagina,sharon!
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Look,katherine. I made queef cookies!
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But those are just ginger snaps,katie.
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Could you get that,katie?
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Oh,my god. Look,katherine!
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It's canadian television
stars, terrance and phillip!
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Oh,my god. They're famous!
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Oh,hello,sirs. It is
such an honor to meet you.
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Oh,katie,i'm getting all
goosebumpy and queefy.
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May we come in,please.
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Oh,certainly. Though i
fear we do look a mess.
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Pretty nice place you have here.
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Network must be paying you well.
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Oh,yes. The show is going
about as well as it could!
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All right! Enough with the queefing!
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We didn't come for a social call.
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That's right. We've come to kill you.
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Why kill us? We love you!
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Because you've reduced canada
channel to smut and toilet humor!
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Well,i suppose if we're going to die,we
should die by the hands of our idols.
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Your idols?
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We grew up watching you.
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You meant the world to us.
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We used to fantasize about
pleasing you in all different ways.
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Know that it is an honor
to die by your hand.
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I don't think i can do it, phillip.
249
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Why not?
250
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Because i'm suddenly finding myself
strangely attracted to katherine.
251
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What? That's crazy,terrance.
252
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Katie is obviously the hot one.
253
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Hey,butters. How you holding up,man?
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Aw,hey,fellas.
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We got you a present, butters.
256
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I'll put it here on your nightstand,'cuz none
of us want to touch you since you got queefed on.
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Aw,thanks.
258
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Butters,i'm afraid
things have gotten worse.
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All the women suddenly
think that queefing is funny.
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Calm down,butters. The
men are taking action.
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But we need to take your picture.
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My picture?
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You're going to be the
face of queef abuse,butters.
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So that we can make
people open their eyes.
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CANADIAN WINE*****
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Dammit! I'm trying to
enjoy my wine, katie!
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No,that was me,phillip. I farted.
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Oh,this is a dream come true!
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I've always wanted to meet you, phillip!
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Phillip? I'm terrance.
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What? I thought you were terrance!
272
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No,i'm phillip!
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Oh,dear.
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A disgusting and violating trend is
taking over our city, our state,our nation.
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Queefing has become an acceptable evil.
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Last week at our school,a girl
queefed right into our friend's face.
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That is why we are here to
tell you it's not a joke.
278
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On television,us children are starting to
see and hear more and more graphic queefing.
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I would like to take this opportunity to
explain why farts are funny and queefs are not.
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Men have always joked about farts
and we,in fact,name our farts.
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We have the
squeaker --
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and then there's the fog horn.
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And the don't be scared.
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And of course
there's the --
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excuse me!If that really is your
argument, it isn't a very sound one.
286
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Women name their queefs,too.
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- That's right!
- Of course we do!
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For instance,we have
the sneezing unicorn.
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And the resuscitator.
290
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Sick! Stop it,lady!
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That's not the same!
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We've got the chinese firecracker.
293
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That's all well and good,but
we can do the road warrior.
294
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No! We go in! We kill!
295
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No more talk! We kill!
296
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Soon my dog of war!
297
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But we have to do it my way!
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Losers!******
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Jesus c >
300
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You stupid bitch! What
the is wrong with you?
301
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I'm not your sex toy,you pig!
302
00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:57,790
You don't queef in bed
while we're having sex!
303
00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:59,870
You! You don't slap me!
304
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,320
Could you please keep it down.
We're trying to have sex over here.
305
00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:06,670
She queefed while we
were having sex,terrance!
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Sick!
307
00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:08,790
What's the big deal?
308
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I've been queefing in
this bed the entire time!
309
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:12,990
What? Gross!
310
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How dare you!
311
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Get out! Get out both of you.
312
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We never want to see you again.
313
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After everything we've been through?
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What the hell am i gonna do, phillip?
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She makes me so mad sometimes.
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Katherine gist won't stop queefing.
317
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But i don't know if i
can live without her.
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Katie,i'm sorry.
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I was wrong.
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Me too,katherine.
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I don't love your queefs.
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But dammit,i love you.
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Oh,terrance.
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Phillip!
325
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Oh,my god!
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Q*****
327
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:07,690
Oh,my god! Stan! Stan,we did it!
328
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:10,200
Colorado senate moves to ban queefing!
329
00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:11,210
No way! We did it?
330
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,120
- Yeah!
- All right,son!
331
00:18:13,130 --> 00:18:14,600
What's going on?
332
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Read it and weep,sharon!
No more queefing!
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00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:23,550
Well,congratulations,guys.
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Looks like you got us.
335
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Good job.
336
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,010
Aw,come on.Just 'cuz you
can't queef anymore --
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you really think women care
that much about queefing?
338
00:18:36,030 --> 00:18:39,690
Is that really what you
think this has all been about?
339
00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:46,320
This has been about women having a little
bit of fun for once at your expense.
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00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:51,890
For just this one time,we could be the
immature ones to make you feel uncomfortable.
341
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:53,030
But,no.
342
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You just couldn't let us have
that one little thing,could you?
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Because even though things
are getting better for women,
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You still think of us as
lesser people sometimes
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00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:05,560
and we always have to prove
ourselves twice as hard.
346
00:19:05,570 --> 00:19:10,580
Congratulations,guys,for
getting your way.
347
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Again.
348
00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:17,360
Mom,we
didn't mean --
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boy,oh,boy.I think we might
have screwed up royal,stan.
350
00:19:27,970 --> 00:19:30,450
Yeah.We all got so
caught up in how we felt
351
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that we didn't realize women actually
cared about something a lot deeper.
352
00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:39,130
Stan,let's call the guys together.
353
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,720
Maybe we can make this right.
354
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,390
There's a time in our lives
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when we must listen to the oppressed.
356
00:19:49,490 --> 00:19:54,660
And realmige we've
been keeping women down.
357
00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:57,660
They have power and they have courage.
358
00:19:57,670 --> 00:20:00,590
And we must all
stand by the belief --
359
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:05,910
That a woman is strong and
she has the right to queef.
360
00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:09,270
Fly free.
361
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:13,860
Free to queef aloud. Fly free.
362
00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:17,060
Let every queer show that you're proud.
363
00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:22,470
You faced so many challenges
to put an end to your grief.
364
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:28,150
You're a woman now and
you are free to queef.
365
00:20:28,490 --> 00:20:30,860
It's time for equality.
366
00:20:30,870 --> 00:20:34,050
We must give them the
respect they deserve.
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They're just the same as you and me.
368
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Their rights must be preserved.
369
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,110
Queef free!
370
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,200
Every woman has the right.
371
00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:49,960
Queef free.
372
00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:52,860
Let your queefing star shine bright.
373
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You are woman,hear you roar.
374
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Queefing too loud to ignore.
375
00:20:58,630 --> 00:21:03,900
Queef a little each day and
let your soul take e pight.
376
00:21:04,270 --> 00:21:09,950
Aaahh,ahhh,queef free!
377
00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:20,440
For this reason,a man will
leave his father and mother,
378
00:21:20,490 --> 00:21:24,690
And be united to his wife and
the two will become one flesh.
379
00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:26,640
No!
380
00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:29,900
Stop it,katherine! This
is a serious moment.
381
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Therefore what god has joined
that wether let no man --
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Oh,sick!
383
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:43,450
That's it! I now pronounce
you farts and queefs!
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