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southpark\season13Episode
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I'm goin' down to south park
gonna have myself a time
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friendly faces everywhere
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humble folks without temptation
goin' down to south park
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gonna leave my woes behind
ample parking day or night
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people spouting howdy neighbor
heading on up to south park
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gonna see if I can't unwind
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Come on down to south park
and meet some friends of mine
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Alright.Cool guys.Gather all around.
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Everyone should be a witness to this.
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Alright.You ready?
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Now say 'I'm a dork and I
deserve what's coming to me.
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Come on dude 'I'm a dork and I
deserve what's coming to me'.
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I'm a dork and I deserve
what's coming to me.
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Yow!
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Alright.Your turn,craig.
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Fellas,my underwear is so far up
my butt crack,my legs are numb.
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Well,that's what you get for
being a douchebag again,butters.
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You gotta take your medicine!
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Yeah,I guess I deserve it.
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What the hell are you guys
picking on butters for this time?
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Oh dude,you guys are not
going to believe this.
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You know what we just found out?
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Well,it turns out that butters -- our
butters -- has never kissed a girl.
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So what?
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So what?!
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So I'm almost nine years old and anyone who
hasn't kissed a girl by fourth grade is a dork.
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That's right.
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You guys,we got it!
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We got it!
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Sally darson is selling kisses for $5!
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Sellin' kisses?
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She hangs out behind the temp
building during afternoon recess.
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She'll kiss any boy that pays her.
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You mean I'M... gonna
kiss a girl today?
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So then when she sticks her tongue out,you
just kind of lick it with your tongue.
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Oh boy.I sure am nervous.
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Nothing to be nervous about,butters.
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You're finally going
to become a man today.
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Butters,I think you
should reconsider this.
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How come?
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Dude,you don't want your first
kiss to be something you paid for.
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It's supposed to be special.
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Oh,god.Why don't you go sit under
a rainbow and write a poem,kyle.
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I gotta do this.
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I gotta know what it feels like.
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Oh boy.
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Oh jeez.Stay calm,butters.
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How was it?
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Pretty worth it.
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Go ahead,b-butters.Go get some.
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I'm goin'...
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So uh... I was hoping
maybe i could get a kiss.
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- Okay,cool...
- Yeah,cool.
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Okay.
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So you... got the money?
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Oh,money,right.
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There you go.
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A five dollar bill!All for you!
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Alright.You ready?
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Thank you.
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Atta boy,butters!
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You did it!
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You're a man!
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Nice job!
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Boy,oh boy.
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I finally did it.
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I'm a man now.
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Geez.
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I'm gonna start havin' lots
of responsibilities soon.
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I gotta start thinking about a career.
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There's gonna be family and
bills to start worryin' about.
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No more playtime for you butters.
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You gotta buckle down and find
yourself a way to make money.
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Hey,I know!
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Hey fellers!
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Fellers,do you like gettin' kisses?
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Cuz I know a girl that'll give
you a great kiss for just $5!
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She'll kiss anybody?
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Sure,scott!Even if you got diabetes!
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It's almost like having
someone care about you.
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Geez,butters.Thanks for bringing
me yet another customer!
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Here's your $2 cut again!
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Boy,oh boy!This sure is great!
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I been thinkin' sally.
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I could probably drum up some third grade
customers if you could do kisses before school,too.
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We could make double the money!
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Oh that'd be great!
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But I can't do kisses before
school.I have swimming class.
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Awww,nuts.
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Well,I did have another idea.
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What if we got another girl
to fill in for you sometimes?
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- What?
- Wul,you know!
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We bring someone on,show her what to
do,and then share all our money together.
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Wow you're right,butters.
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I should start expanding.
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We could have our very
own kissin' company!
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The next key to a successful
business is innovation.
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I think maybe we need to understand that some
boys simply can't afford the $5 for a kiss.
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So what if we start also
charging just $2 for a hug.
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Wow,that's a great idea,butters!
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Thanks!
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Sally,I think your position behind
the temp building at recess is perfect.
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Meagan,I'm thinking about moving you to the baseball
field after school during little league practice.
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Got it.
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I got a kissing booth set up at the kid's fair on
saturday,so kayla and ashley,you take turns there.
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Any girl that sells more
than twenty kisses gets --
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a little sunshine... but if you
don't show up for work at all,
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I'm afraid you get a stormy cloud.
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This is gonna be great!
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Sir!Sir,take a look at this.
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We've got rumors coming in of a possible
prostitution company starting up in south park.
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What?
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Ohh,not in my county!
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We've got no information on the prostitutes,don't
know who they are or where they came from.
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So then we need to go after the johns.
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We need to let the men of this town know that
if they pay for sex,they're going to jail.
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Sting operation,sir?
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We need an undercover cop disguised as a prostitute so
we can arrest any citizens looking for cheap thrills.
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Hey baby,you looking for a party?
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H-how much are you charging?
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20 for oral,50 for half and half.
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Anal will cost you extra.
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Uh,get in.
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Right here's good,sexy.
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Now if you wouldn't mind handing
over the $20 for oral sex.
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Okay.
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Alright,buddy.
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Go ahead and unbutton your pants.
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Alright.
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Here we go.
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oh yeah... oh man...
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Oh... oh sorry I was so quick.
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Oh,that's alright.
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Nothing wrong
with -- freeze!
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You're busted,buddy!
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I'm a cop!
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Ahahg!What?!
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This is a sting operation scum bag,and you
are going to jail for soliciting prostitution!
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Got our first one boys.I'm
bringing him in for booking!
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Did you guys hear what's going on?
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There's like four girls at the school
now offering to kiss boys for money!
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Yeah,I heard that.Now even staci
anderson is selling kisses!
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Stacy anderson?
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Holy shit,dude.I wanna
make out with that chick!
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Hey,fellas!Would anybody like a coupon?
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We are offering two for one
kisses tod through thursday!
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Butters,you're the one doing all this?
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Yup!I am founder and head ceo
of the butters' kissin' company!
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Just look at this!
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Damn dude,you made all
that money off of chicks?
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I'm telling you guys,it's the most
genius idea I ever came up with!
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A lot of boys will pay
to kiss my employees!
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You didn't think of anything butters!
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Guys have been doing what
you're doing for years!
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You're nothing but a common pimp!!!
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A pimp. Huh.
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Boy,kyle was right,sally!
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There's guys with kissin'
companies all over the country!
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The person managing all the women is
known as the pimp while the working women
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are referred to as 'ho' or
'bitch' You're a bitch,sally!
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Hey look at this!
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There's about to be a big
pimp convention it looks like!
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I gotta get to that convention,sally!
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I could learn all kinds
a stuff for our company!
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Hi there!
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My name is butters.
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This sure is a nice convention huh?
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Yeah,I'm just starting out.
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I really came last minute cuz I was hoping
to learn more about being a successful pimp.
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You?
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You be pimpin?
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Yeah,just about a week now.
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I have four girls at the moment,but I
feel like I could be doing a better job.
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Now see,you think you a pimp but you
can't be pimping,you know what I'm saying?
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You wanna be a pimp,then
you gotta learn the game.
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See,it's all about knowing the game.
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What's the gaye?
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The game is how you treat the
bitches,you know what I'm saying?
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Bitch gotta know when she out there,she makin'
your mother Money,you know what I'm saying?
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You got your main bitch,you
know what I'm saying?
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That be your bottom bitch.
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That bitch rank higher than all the other bitches,but
she still a bitch,you know what I'm saying?
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Yes,I know what you are saying.
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You don't have to keep asking.
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See,it's all about mind
control.You got to act the part.
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Any man can control a bitch's heart but a pimp gotta
control a bitch's mind,you know what I'm sayin'?
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I know what you're saying.
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Pimp gotta be out there every mother
Day keepin' his bitches in line.
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Can't let em go shopping,spending
their money on stupid shit.
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Bitch got to think that's your
mother Money,you know what I'm saying?
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Yeah!I believe I know
what you are saying!
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There you are,butters.
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Hey dad!
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Butters,we heard a rumor that you
might have a little girlfriend.
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Sally darson?
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Aw hell,dad,I got lots of girlfriends.
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Sally is just my bottom bitch!
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Do you know what I am saying?
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I've got to tell you,I don't do
this kind of thing very often.
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You're sure you're not a cop,right?
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No way!
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Let's just get to this,baby.
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Alright.
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So... you are agreeing to have
sex with me for $100,correct?
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Sure.I have the money right here.
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Remember he's going to give
us the code word to move in.
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Wait for the code word: Stretch.
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Code word is stretch.Copy.
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Oh,yeah.Yeah,get those pants down.
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Oh,you feel good.
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Oh,you're a nasty little Aren't ya?
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Yeah,let me see that
hot penis of yours.
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Oh,yeah,nice.
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Yeah,I'm ready when you are.
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Oh,yes,that's great.
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Yeah,you like it?
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- Oh,I love it!
- Yeah,you're a dirty...
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Yeah,come on,harder!Deeper!
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Oh yeah!Oh yeah!
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Yeah,teach me a lesson,daddy!
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Teach this little whore a lesson!
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Yeah!Yeah!
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Yeah,that's right!
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Oh,man,thank you.
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That was great.
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Yeah.You've really worked it,daddy.
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You really gave my little
hole quite a stretch!
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That's it.
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Move in!
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Oh god!
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It's the police!
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Freeze!!!
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You are under arrest for
soliciting prostitution!
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Book him,boys!
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Please!
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Please,don't do this!
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I have a wife and kids!
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A wife and kids.
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And you're out here trolling
the streets for prostitutes?!
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You make me sick.
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Take him downtown,boys.
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I'm going back on the street.
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That's it!Recess is over,back to class!
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Boy oh boy,really great work bitches!
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You all sold lots o' kisses today!
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Except for you meagan,I'm afraid
you get a stormy cloud sticker today.
250
00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,800
So wait.You're keeping
all the money now?
251
00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:18,760
I just hold on to all the money,cuz
bitches can't be trusted with it.
252
00:12:18,790 --> 00:12:21,040
We pool all your kissing
money together,see?
253
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,650
But if you want to buy anything,you
just talk to the bottom bitch
254
00:12:23,690 --> 00:12:25,570
and then the bottom bitch talks to me.
255
00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:28,190
Alright.See you after school,do
you know what I am saying!
256
00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:33,830
Children I want you all to copy down these
math problems,and solve them before recess.
257
00:12:35,090 --> 00:12:37,790
Yo,bebe.Bebe.Yo.
258
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,190
What?
259
00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:41,040
Bitch,you wanna make some mother Money?
260
00:12:41,430 --> 00:12:42,400
What?
261
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,520
Bitch you should be doing
kisses on the playground.
262
00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:46,520
You can make fifty bucks a day.
263
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,340
Buy all the purses and
shoes you've ever wanted.
264
00:12:48,380 --> 00:12:49,890
I'll treat you right,bitch.
265
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,220
Shut up!
266
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:52,710
Oh,alright then.
267
00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:55,760
Hey wendy.
268
00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:57,240
Wennnndy.
269
00:12:57,850 --> 00:13:00,110
Bitch,don't you wanna start
making some real Money?
270
00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:01,480
Leave me alone.
271
00:13:01,550 --> 00:13:02,970
You were made for the playground,bitch.
272
00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:04,210
You should be out there working.
273
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,520
Don't you wanna new lunchbox?
274
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:06,490
Nice new coat?
275
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,020
I can get all that for you bitch.
276
00:13:08,090 --> 00:13:09,880
- Butters!Dude!
- What?
277
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,460
You can't call my girlfriend a bitch!
278
00:13:12,450 --> 00:13:14,680
Well,I'm just sayin the bitch
should be out there working,is all.
279
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,850
What'chya doing bitch,just
givin' kisses to stan for free?
280
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,050
You should be making
some [Bleep] Money.
281
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,000
Stan!
282
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,280
Butters,seriously,if you don't
stop this,I'll kick your [Bleep]!
283
00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:23,720
Clyde,here's a hundred bucks.
284
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,090
If stan comes near me,punch him.
285
00:13:25,130 --> 00:13:26,470
Wow-wee!
286
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,150
Dude,we've created a monster.
287
00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:30,530
C'mon wendy you should be
puttin' that mouth to work.
288
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,400
Butters?
289
00:13:31,430 --> 00:13:32,920
Butters,do you have a problem?
290
00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:34,500
All these bitches are kissin' fellers
291
00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:37,520
and they haven't figured out they
can be makin' some serious Money.
292
00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:42,930
Really glad you joined
the company,annie!
293
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:48,080
Now remember,you're charging $5 for a
kiss,two for a hug,and six for half and half.
294
00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:49,240
Alright,bitch?
295
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,930
Alright,how about a freebie?
296
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,480
Oh,whoopie!
297
00:13:55,170 --> 00:13:56,920
Butters,I really think we should talk.
298
00:13:56,990 --> 00:13:57,850
Sure,kyle!
299
00:13:57,890 --> 00:13:59,490
Butters,can't you see this is wrong?
300
00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:03,160
You've got little boys all over school
spending all their lunch money on kisses.
301
00:14:03,230 --> 00:14:04,680
Boys shouldn't be paying for kisses.
302
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:05,900
It's wrong.
303
00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:08,170
Kyle,every boy pays for kisses.
304
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,590
Do you know what I am saying?
305
00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:12,910
If you got a girl,and she kisses you
sooner or later you're paying for it.
306
00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:15,270
You gotta take her out to
lunch,take her to a movie
307
00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:17,530
and then spend time listening
to all her stupid problems.
308
00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:19,400
Look. Look at stan right there.
309
00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:23,240
He's gotta sit there and listen to her
stupid Problems cuz she kisses him.
310
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,940
You ask me,that's a lot more
than the $5 my company charges.
311
00:14:27,010 --> 00:14:28,640
Butters,what's happened to you?
312
00:14:28,670 --> 00:14:30,340
What happened is I became a man.
313
00:14:30,380 --> 00:14:34,270
I'm sorry I'm not your little buddy anymore,but
there's a time people have to grow up!
314
00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:38,100
Do you know what I am saying?
315
00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:43,100
Alpha tao omega.
316
00:14:43,930 --> 00:14:45,410
Atos!
317
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,760
Alright,atos!
318
00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:50,290
Our little kevin is 21 today!
319
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:58,310
And so kevin,we would like to welcome
you to manhood,our gift to you.
320
00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:23,820
Give it to me!
321
00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:26,150
Come on you sissies.I
can fit more of you!
322
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:30,170
Yeah,you like your
little stripper whore!
323
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,570
You like her?
324
00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:34,810
Freeeeeze!
325
00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:39,850
Take them all to the station!
326
00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:42,550
For oral and anal sex
with a prostitute!
327
00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:44,390
Half of them didn't even use a condom!
328
00:15:44,470 --> 00:15:47,420
Don't you stupid kids know
the diseases you can catch?!
329
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,450
Hand me that evidence bag!
330
00:15:54,390 --> 00:16:00,640
Sir,some of us are wondering if maybe
you're not... taking this role a bit far.
331
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,000
What?No way.
332
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:05,650
Nothing is more important than keeping
prostitution out of our community!
333
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,530
Hold on,that's my daddy.
334
00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:08,790
Hey daddy.
335
00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:09,870
Where you at bitch.
336
00:16:09,910 --> 00:16:11,700
I need my bottom bitch right now.
337
00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:13,580
Y-yes,daddy,I'm on my way.
338
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:18,000
I made you my bottom bitch,now you gotta
take care of your pimp,know what I'm sayin?
339
00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:19,320
Be right there.
340
00:16:19,510 --> 00:16:21,700
Sorry guys.My daddy needs me right now.
341
00:16:27,260 --> 00:16:30,760
Damn bitch,your pimp beat your Again?
342
00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:32,570
He's an ****.
343
00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:35,690
You know,I heard a rumor about
some new pimp up in park county.
344
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,440
They say he's real respectful.
345
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,590
Lots a girls are switchin' over to him.
346
00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:41,420
A pimp that respects his hos?
347
00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:43,200
Sign my [Bleep] Up.
348
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,940
And that's $3,000 today for sharise!
349
00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:48,550
Did I do good daddy?
350
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,940
Really great work,bitch.
351
00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:53,610
That is another sunshine
sticker forrrr you.
352
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,940
Thank you daddy!
353
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,150
Woooa boy!
354
00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:06,320
And so,I would like to see if there are any housing
loan opportunities for some of my employees,
355
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:09,080
and also what kind of corporate
tax I should be filing under.
356
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,050
And exactly what kind of
business are you running?
357
00:17:13,350 --> 00:17:15,140
It's a kissin' company!
358
00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:16,800
And you're making a profit?
359
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:17,840
Oh sure!
360
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:23,000
My black employee sharise over there,one
time she made $2,000 on one customer!
361
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,110
Can you believe it?!
362
00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:26,720
$2,000 just to kiss a feller!
363
00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:30,260
She currently stays in a motel room,cuz
a lot of her customers see her late.
364
00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:32,960
You wouldn't believe the time
of night some guys want a kiss.
365
00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:36,810
Do you keep any record of the
men getting these 'kisses'?
366
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:40,000
Of course,my bottom bitch keeps
a database of all our customers.
367
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:43,190
Specially the vips,like senator morris.
368
00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:44,850
Senator morris?
369
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:45,670
Sure!
370
00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:48,290
Senator morris gets kisses
every day at lunch time.
371
00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:50,170
You know where he likes to get kissed?
372
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:51,910
Where?
373
00:17:51,950 --> 00:17:53,080
In a motel room.
374
00:17:53,110 --> 00:17:54,110
Darndest thing.
375
00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:55,200
He must get sleepy.
376
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,840
Alright.Get out of here!
377
00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:58,280
Huh?Why?
378
00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,570
I'm not falling for it!
379
00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:01,890
But I heard acorn helps
pimps and their bitches.
380
00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:03,760
We aren't giving you anything.Get out!
381
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,870
Mrs. Davis,is there
some kind of problem?
382
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,080
No sir.
383
00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:08,480
Mr. Daniels!
384
00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:11,280
You get kisses from my bitch
roxie in the ally behind sizzler!
385
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,800
Boy!How do you like that bitches!
386
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:20,140
Approval for two housing
loans and tax exempt status!
387
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,540
File these away,sally!
388
00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:25,120
Okay!Daddy,how come this
ho get to be bottom bitch?
389
00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:26,410
What?
390
00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:27,920
I make the most money for you daddy.
391
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,600
That means if anyone should
be bottom bitch,it's me.
392
00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:31,830
Hey screw off,ho!
393
00:18:31,870 --> 00:18:33,190
Fair is fair,ho!
394
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,370
Bitches!Bitches!
395
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,250
Excuse me!
396
00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:39,600
Well,well,well.
397
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:44,050
This must be the organization
I've been hearing so much about.
398
00:18:44,130 --> 00:18:46,320
It took me a long time to find you.
399
00:18:46,350 --> 00:18:50,060
You won't believe the hardships I've
been through trying to track you down.
400
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,770
My name is yolanda.
401
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,570
I'd like to know all
about your operation here.
402
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:58,870
You see,I just left my pimp recently
and I'm looking for a new one.
403
00:18:58,910 --> 00:19:01,860
Well,we operate at a 60/40 split here.
404
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:05,430
Bitches have access to medicare
and now low income housing loans.
405
00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:09,080
Well,I think that's
about all I need to hear.
406
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,310
Yolanda!
407
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:13,340
Yolandaaaaaaaa!
408
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:14,650
What's that?
409
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,550
Yolanda,please!
410
00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:19,640
You gotta come back to me!
411
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,250
I got nothin' widdout you!
412
00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:25,230
You gotta a lot of nerve
coming here,keshawn!
413
00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:26,940
After the way you treated me!
414
00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:30,000
I need a pimp that doesn't beat
me every time he gets drunk!
415
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:33,050
Yolanda,I love you!
416
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,610
I need you.
417
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,970
Not as my bottom bitch.
418
00:19:36,020 --> 00:19:39,330
I want... I want to marry you.
419
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,970
It's too late for that,keshawn!
420
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,840
I just told this pimp
I was his bitch now!
421
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,350
Wul hold on now.
422
00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:50,600
I'd never get in the way
of somebody being happy.
423
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:54,130
Us pimps gotta be
good,even to each other.
424
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:56,820
Thanks,pimp.
425
00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:59,400
You done changed the
game,that's what you did.
426
00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:00,860
Marry me yolanda.
427
00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:04,340
We'll move to a little chateau in
switzerland,get away from all this!
428
00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:06,110
Oh keshawn!
429
00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:15,300
I love you so much.
430
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,660
- ****.
- So much babe.
431
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:20,750
Let's be happy.Promise,baby?
432
00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:22,420
Promise.
433
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:27,500
Oh oh geeeez.
434
00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:35,590
Gals. Gals could you
all come gather 'round?
435
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:37,550
Gather round,gals,take a knee.
436
00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:42,000
Gals,I... I'm afraid
I can't do this anymore.
437
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,800
I'm going to be leaving the company.
438
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:45,710
I enjoyed being your pimp and all.
439
00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:50,460
It's just that... when I see real
love,like what those two people have,
440
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:56,670
wul it just makes me feel like...
wul like a I may be a man now,
441
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,890
but it doesn't mean I have the right
to be earning money for what girls do.
442
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,030
Whether you charge
fellers for kisses by cash
443
00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:04,600
or by making them listening
to your stupid Problems,
444
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,560
well that's your hard work.
445
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:12,740
Bitches,this is your company now,so get
out there and make yourself some Money!
446
00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:29,780
Happy anniversary baby.
447
00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:30,770
Do you like them?
448
00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:32,020
I love them,darling.
449
00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:34,610
I wanted to get you
something extra special.
450
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:35,690
Well,hold on.
451
00:21:35,770 --> 00:21:37,970
I got something for you too,my love.
452
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:41,320
I just put it right over
here by the -- freeze!
453
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,030
You're busted,buddy.I'm a cop!