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southpark\season13Episode 09
I'm goin' down to south park gonna have myself a time
friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation goin' down to south park
gonna leave my woes behind ample parking day or night
people spouting howdy neighbor heading on up to south park
gonna see if I can't unwind
Come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine
Alright.Cool guys.Gather all around.
Everyone should be a witness to this.
Alright.You ready?
Now say 'I'm a dork and I deserve what's coming to me.
Come on dude 'I'm a dork and I deserve what's coming to me'.
I'm a dork and I deserve what's coming to me.
Yow!
Alright.Your turn,craig.
Fellas,my underwear is so far up my butt crack,my legs are numb.
Well,that's what you get for being a douchebag again,butters.
You gotta take your medicine!
Yeah,I guess I deserve it.
What the hell are you guys picking on butters for this time?
Oh dude,you guys are not going to believe this.
You know what we just found out?
Well,it turns out that butters -- our butters -- has never kissed a girl.
So what?
So what?!
So I'm almost nine years old and anyone who hasn't kissed a girl by fourth grade is a dork.
That's right.
You guys,we got it!
We got it!
Sally darson is selling kisses for $5!
Sellin' kisses?
She hangs out behind the temp building during afternoon recess.
She'll kiss any boy that pays her.
You mean I'M... gonna kiss a girl today?
So then when she sticks her tongue out,you just kind of lick it with your tongue.
Oh boy.I sure am nervous.
Nothing to be nervous about,butters.
You're finally going to become a man today.
Butters,I think you should reconsider this.
How come?
Dude,you don't want your first kiss to be something you paid for.
It's supposed to be special.
Oh,god.Why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem,kyle.
I gotta do this.
I gotta know what it feels like.
Oh boy.
Oh jeez.Stay calm,butters.
How was it?
Pretty worth it.
Go ahead,b-butters.Go get some.
I'm goin'...
So uh... I was hoping maybe i could get a kiss.
- Okay,cool... - Yeah,cool.
Okay.
So you... got the money?
Oh,money,right.
There you go.
A five dollar bill!All for you!
Alright.You ready?
Thank you.
Atta boy,butters!
You did it!
You're a man!
Nice job!
Boy,oh boy.
I finally did it.
I'm a man now.
Geez.
I'm gonna start havin' lots of responsibilities soon.
I gotta start thinking about a career.
There's gonna be family and bills to start worryin' about.
No more playtime for you butters.
You gotta buckle down and find yourself a way to make money.
Hey,I know!
Hey fellers!
Fellers,do you like gettin' kisses?
Cuz I know a girl that'll give you a great kiss for just $5!
She'll kiss anybody?
Sure,scott!Even if you got diabetes!
It's almost like having someone care about you.
Geez,butters.Thanks for bringing me yet another customer!
Here's your $2 cut again!
Boy,oh boy!This sure is great!
I been thinkin' sally.
I could probably drum up some third grade customers if you could do kisses before school,too.
We could make double the money!
Oh that'd be great!
But I can't do kisses before school.I have swimming class.
Awww,nuts.
Well,I did have another idea.
What if we got another girl to fill in for you sometimes?
- What? - Wul,you know!
We bring someone on,show her what to do,and then share all our money together.
Wow you're right,butters.
I should start expanding.
We could have our very own kissin' company!
The next key to a successful business is innovation.
I think maybe we need to understand that some boys simply can't afford the $5 for a kiss.
So what if we start also charging just $2 for a hug.
Wow,that's a great idea,butters!
Thanks!
Sally,I think your position behind the temp building at recess is perfect.
Meagan,I'm thinking about moving you to the baseball field after school during little league practice.
Got it.
I got a kissing booth set up at the kid's fair on saturday,so kayla and ashley,you take turns there.
Any girl that sells more than twenty kisses gets --
a little sunshine... but if you don't show up for work at all,
I'm afraid you get a stormy cloud.
This is gonna be great!
Sir!Sir,take a look at this.
We've got rumors coming in of a possible prostitution company starting up in south park.
What?
Ohh,not in my county!
We've got no information on the prostitutes,don't know who they are or where they came from.
So then we need to go after the johns.
We need to let the men of this town know that if they pay for sex,they're going to jail.
Sting operation,sir?
We need an undercover cop disguised as a prostitute so we can arrest any citizens looking for cheap thrills.
Hey baby,you looking for a party?
H-how much are you charging?
20 for oral,50 for half and half.
Anal will cost you extra.
Uh,get in.
Right here's good,sexy.
Now if you wouldn't mind handing over the $20 for oral sex.
Okay.
Alright,buddy.
Go ahead and unbutton your pants.
Alright.
Here we go.
oh yeah... oh man...
Oh... oh sorry I was so quick.
Oh,that's alright.
Nothing wrong with -- freeze!
You're busted,buddy!
I'm a cop!
Ahahg!What?!
This is a sting operation scum bag,and you are going to jail for soliciting prostitution!
Got our first one boys.I'm bringing him in for booking!
Did you guys hear what's going on?
There's like four girls at the school now offering to kiss boys for money!
Yeah,I heard that.Now even staci anderson is selling kisses!
Stacy anderson?
Holy shit,dude.I wanna make out with that chick!
Hey,fellas!Would anybody like a coupon?
We are offering two for one kisses tod through thursday!
Butters,you're the one doing all this?
Yup!I am founder and head ceo of the butters' kissin' company!
Just look at this!
Damn dude,you made all that money off of chicks?
I'm telling you guys,it's the most genius idea I ever came up with!
A lot of boys will pay to kiss my employees!
You didn't think of anything butters!
Guys have been doing what you're doing for years!
You're nothing but a common pimp!!!
A pimp. Huh.
Boy,kyle was right,sally!
There's guys with kissin' companies all over the country!
The person managing all the women is known as the pimp while the working women
are referred to as 'ho' or 'bitch' You're a bitch,sally!
Hey look at this!
There's about to be a big pimp convention it looks like!
I gotta get to that convention,sally!
I could learn all kinds a stuff for our company!
Hi there!
My name is butters.
This sure is a nice convention huh?
Yeah,I'm just starting out.
I really came last minute cuz I was hoping to learn more about being a successful pimp.
You?
You be pimpin?
Yeah,just about a week now.
I have four girls at the moment,but I feel like I could be doing a better job.
Now see,you think you a pimp but you can't be pimping,you know what I'm saying?
You wanna be a pimp,then you gotta learn the game.
See,it's all about knowing the game.
What's the gaye?
The game is how you treat the bitches,you know what I'm saying?
Bitch gotta know when she out there,she makin' your mother Money,you know what I'm saying?
You got your main bitch,you know what I'm saying?
That be your bottom bitch.
That bitch rank higher than all the other bitches,but she still a bitch,you know what I'm saying?
Yes,I know what you are saying.
You don't have to keep asking.
See,it's all about mind control.You got to act the part.
Any man can control a bitch's heart but a pimp gotta control a bitch's mind,you know what I'm sayin'?
I know what you're saying.
Pimp gotta be out there every mother Day keepin' his bitches in line.
Can't let em go shopping,spending their money on stupid shit.
Bitch got to think that's your mother Money,you know what I'm saying?
Yeah!I believe I know what you are saying!
There you are,butters.
Hey dad!
Butters,we heard a rumor that you might have a little girlfriend.
Sally darson?
Aw hell,dad,I got lots of girlfriends.
Sally is just my bottom bitch!
Do you know what I am saying?
I've got to tell you,I don't do this kind of thing very often.
You're sure you're not a cop,right?
No way!
Let's just get to this,baby.
Alright.
So... you are agreeing to have sex with me for $100,correct?
Sure.I have the money right here.
Remember he's going to give us the code word to move in.
Wait for the code word: Stretch.
Code word is stretch.Copy.
Oh,yeah.Yeah,get those pants down.
Oh,you feel good.
Oh,you're a nasty little Aren't ya?
Yeah,let me see that hot penis of yours.
Oh,yeah,nice.
Yeah,I'm ready when you are.
Oh,yes,that's great.
Yeah,you like it?
- Oh,I love it! - Yeah,you're a dirty...
Yeah,come on,harder!Deeper!
Oh yeah!Oh yeah!
Yeah,teach me a lesson,daddy!
Teach this little whore a lesson!
Yeah!Yeah!
Yeah,that's right!
Oh,man,thank you.
That was great.
Yeah.You've really worked it,daddy.
You really gave my little hole quite a stretch!
That's it.
Move in!
Oh god!
It's the police!
Freeze!!!
You are under arrest for soliciting prostitution!
Book him,boys!
Please!
Please,don't do this!
I have a wife and kids!
A wife and kids.
And you're out here trolling the streets for prostitutes?!
You make me sick.
Take him downtown,boys.
I'm going back on the street.
That's it!Recess is over,back to class!
Boy oh boy,really great work bitches!
You all sold lots o' kisses today!
Except for you meagan,I'm afraid you get a stormy cloud sticker today.
So wait.You're keeping all the money now?
I just hold on to all the money,cuz bitches can't be trusted with it.
We pool all your kissing money together,see?
But if you want to buy anything,you just talk to the bottom bitch
and then the bottom bitch talks to me.
Alright.See you after school,do you know what I am saying!
Children I want you all to copy down these math problems,and solve them before recess.
Yo,bebe.Bebe.Yo.
What?
Bitch,you wanna make some mother Money?
What?
Bitch you should be doing kisses on the playground.
You can make fifty bucks a day.
Buy all the purses and shoes you've ever wanted.
I'll treat you right,bitch.
Shut up!
Oh,alright then.
Hey wendy.
Wennnndy.
Bitch,don't you wanna start making some real Money?
Leave me alone.
You were made for the playground,bitch.
You should be out there working.
Don't you wanna new lunchbox?
Nice new coat?
I can get all that for you bitch.
- Butters!Dude! - What?
You can't call my girlfriend a bitch!
Well,I'm just sayin the bitch should be out there working,is all.
What'chya doing bitch,just givin' kisses to stan for free?
You should be making some [Bleep] Money.
Stan!
Butters,seriously,if you don't stop this,I'll kick your [Bleep]!
Clyde,here's a hundred bucks.
If stan comes near me,punch him.
Wow-wee!
Dude,we've created a monster.
C'mon wendy you should be puttin' that mouth to work.
Butters?
Butters,do you have a problem?
All these bitches are kissin' fellers
and they haven't figured out they can be makin' some serious Money.
Really glad you joined the company,annie!
Now remember,you're charging $5 for a kiss,two for a hug,and six for half and half.
Alright,bitch?
Alright,how about a freebie?
Oh,whoopie!
Butters,I really think we should talk.
Sure,kyle!
Butters,can't you see this is wrong?
You've got little boys all over school spending all their lunch money on kisses.
Boys shouldn't be paying for kisses.
It's wrong.
Kyle,every boy pays for kisses.
Do you know what I am saying?
If you got a girl,and she kisses you sooner or later you're paying for it.
You gotta take her out to lunch,take her to a movie
and then spend time listening to all her stupid problems.
Look. Look at stan right there.
He's gotta sit there and listen to her stupid Problems cuz she kisses him.
You ask me,that's a lot more than the $5 my company charges.
Butters,what's happened to you?
What happened is I became a man.
I'm sorry I'm not your little buddy anymore,but there's a time people have to grow up!
Do you know what I am saying?
Alpha tao omega.
Atos!
Alright,atos!
Our little kevin is 21 today!
And so kevin,we would like to welcome you to manhood,our gift to you.
Give it to me!
Come on you sissies.I can fit more of you!
Yeah,you like your little stripper whore!
You like her?
Freeeeeze!
Take them all to the station!
For oral and anal sex with a prostitute!
Half of them didn't even use a condom!
Don't you stupid kids know the diseases you can catch?!
Hand me that evidence bag!
Sir,some of us are wondering if maybe you're not... taking this role a bit far.
What?No way.
Nothing is more important than keeping prostitution out of our community!
Hold on,that's my daddy.
Hey daddy.
Where you at bitch.
I need my bottom bitch right now.
Y-yes,daddy,I'm on my way.
I made you my bottom bitch,now you gotta take care of your pimp,know what I'm sayin?
Be right there.
Sorry guys.My daddy needs me right now.
Damn bitch,your pimp beat your Again?
He's an ****.
You know,I heard a rumor about some new pimp up in park county.
They say he's real respectful.
Lots a girls are switchin' over to him.
A pimp that respects his hos?
Sign my [Bleep] Up.
And that's $3,000 today for sharise!
Did I do good daddy?
Really great work,bitch.
That is another sunshine sticker forrrr you.
Thank you daddy!
Woooa boy!
And so,I would like to see if there are any housing loan opportunities for some of my employees,
and also what kind of corporate tax I should be filing under.
And exactly what kind of business are you running?
It's a kissin' company!
And you're making a profit?
Oh sure!
My black employee sharise over there,one time she made $2,000 on one customer!
Can you believe it?!
$2,000 just to kiss a feller!
She currently stays in a motel room,cuz a lot of her customers see her late.
You wouldn't believe the time of night some guys want a kiss.
Do you keep any record of the men getting these 'kisses'?
Of course,my bottom bitch keeps a database of all our customers.
Specially the vips,like senator morris.
Senator morris?
Sure!
Senator morris gets kisses every day at lunch time.
You know where he likes to get kissed?
Where?
In a motel room.
Darndest thing.
He must get sleepy.
Alright.Get out of here!
Huh?Why?
I'm not falling for it!
But I heard acorn helps pimps and their bitches.
We aren't giving you anything.Get out!
Mrs. Davis,is there some kind of problem?
No sir.
Mr. Daniels!
You get kisses from my bitch roxie in the ally behind sizzler!
Boy!How do you like that bitches!
Approval for two housing loans and tax exempt status!
File these away,sally!
Okay!Daddy,how come this ho get to be bottom bitch?
What?
I make the most money for you daddy.
That means if anyone should be bottom bitch,it's me.
Hey screw off,ho!
Fair is fair,ho!
Bitches!Bitches!
Excuse me!
Well,well,well.
This must be the organization I've been hearing so much about.
It took me a long time to find you.
You won't believe the hardships I've been through trying to track you down.
My name is yolanda.
I'd like to know all about your operation here.
You see,I just left my pimp recently and I'm looking for a new one.
Well,we operate at a 60/40 split here.
Bitches have access to medicare and now low income housing loans.
Well,I think that's about all I need to hear.
Yolanda!
Yolandaaaaaaaa!
What's that?
Yolanda,please!
You gotta come back to me!
I got nothin' widdout you!
You gotta a lot of nerve coming here,keshawn!
After the way you treated me!
I need a pimp that doesn't beat me every time he gets drunk!
Yolanda,I love you!
I need you.
Not as my bottom bitch.
I want... I want to marry you.
It's too late for that,keshawn!
I just told this pimp I was his bitch now!
Wul hold on now.
I'd never get in the way of somebody being happy.
Us pimps gotta be good,even to each other.
Thanks,pimp.
You done changed the game,that's what you did.
Marry me yolanda.
We'll move to a little chateau in switzerland,get away from all this!
Oh keshawn!
I love you so much.
- ****. - So much babe.
Let's be happy.Promise,baby?
Promise.
Oh oh geeeez.
Gals. Gals could you all come gather 'round?
Gather round,gals,take a knee.
Gals,I... I'm afraid I can't do this anymore.
I'm going to be leaving the company.
I enjoyed being your pimp and all.
It's just that... when I see real love,like what those two people have,
wul it just makes me feel like... wul like a I may be a man now,
but it doesn't mean I have the right to be earning money for what girls do.
Whether you charge fellers for kisses by cash
or by making them listening to your stupid Problems,
well that's your hard work.
Bitches,this is your company now,so get out there and make yourself some Money!
Happy anniversary baby.
Do you like them?
I love them,darling.
I wanted to get you something extra special.
Well,hold on.
I got something for you too,my love.
I just put it right over here by the -- freeze!
You're busted,buddy.I'm a cop!