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You think you're e better than me?
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Cena!Your mouth has gotten you
into trouble for the last time!
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I'm gonna shut it up for you!
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Mess him up edge!
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Kick his ass!****
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Oh yeah?I got somethin'
else to tell you,edge!
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I slept with vanessa last night!
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Cena slept with edge's girlfriend!
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Oh my god,dude.This is awesome!!
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I am having the best time!!!
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You cheated and took my belt from me!
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And now I can't hardly
get work wrestling!
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You took my girl and you took myjob!
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He took his job!
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He took his jer Terkiederrrr!
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Oh sweet!
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- awesome!
- *****
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Dude,that was so badass!
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Wrestling is awesome!
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This is it you guys!We know
what are calling in lifeis now!
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Tomorrow we are signing
up for wrestling class!
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- Alright!
- Sweet!
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The Is this?
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Why did they have us
put on long underwear?
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Wul,I guess in wrestling we're supposed to
make your own outfit and then wear it over this.
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Yeah that makes sense.
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Alright.So did everyone settle
on their wrestling names?
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I did!I'm the rad russian!
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I come from russia to crush
yourpuny capitalist head!
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Alright boys!
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I'm really glad to see we have some new recruits
interested in the fine sport of wrastling!
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Cool!Let's do this!
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Now,the first things we are gonna learn
today are the fundamental wrastling holds.
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Let's get some volunteers.
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Why don't you come over here,young man.
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What's your name?
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- The rad russian.
- What?
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You capitalist swine!I crush you!
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Uh,okay.
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Just go ahead and get
on your hands and knees.
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Just down on the floor.
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Hands and knees.
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Okay.
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Alright.And now how about you?
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Your name is?
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Triceratops!
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Uh,alright.
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Come on over here.I'm gonna position you
into the official wrastling starting position.
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Here we go.
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The Is this?
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Now just reach around him.here.good.
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Dude.dude!Dude!
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The Are you doing?
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Get back on the floor.I'm teaching
you the starting position of wrastling!
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That's not wrestling dude.That's Gay!
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Yeah.What you,a child molester?
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Where's all the cool costumesand
jumping off ropes and stuff?
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not this again.
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Let me guess,you just went to that
stupid wwe show in denver last night!
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The wwe is not wrastling!
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That's a bunch of fake bullcrap!
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How stupid are you?
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Real wrastling,boys,is this.
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Well this is Lame,dude.
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Let's get the hell out of here guys.
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Yeah,this guy probably wantsto
take pictures of us naked.
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I got half a mind to reportreport
you to the police,sir!
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The wrestling takedown federation
has several matches planned today!
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Alright.So here's how
we'll do this,guys.
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I'll come out to the ring first and then jimmy
you come in and tell me you're gonna kick my ass.
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Then I'm gonna say you slept with my
girlfriend,and I'll charge you and do a headslap.
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Sounds good.Then butters you
come in as the ref all like
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no,no,the fight hasn't started yet,
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and that's when jimmy sneaks up frombehind and
hits me over the headwith the foldaway chair.
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- Okiedoke!
- So is that when I tell you your girlfriend is a whore?
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No.Let's save the
girlfriend is a whore line
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until after stan headbutts butters
for trying to stop the fight again.
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Boy wrestling sure is fun!
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Alright.We ready to try this guys?
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- Yup.
- Alright.
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Let's start wrestling.
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I'm gonna kick your ass!
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You slept with my girlfriend,hammerclaw!
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Hey!No!
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No,the fight hasn't started yet,
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no!Bad!
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Hey!Slept with my girlfriend,referee!
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In my country we don't
wait for a bell mister
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Your girlfriend is a whore
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- Wait for it,wait for the whore line.
- Oh,right.Sorry
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You're gonna get it now,hammerclaw!
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- We'll see about that!
- Now hold on!
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I am stopping the fight!
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What's going on?
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Apparently that crippled kid slept
with that russian kid's girlfriend!
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Geez.They're so young!
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I'll kill you triceratops!
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You made fun of my crippled mother!
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That's because your mother
betrayed my mother,juggernaut!
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You don't come to this
country and make fun of it!
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And just what do you care
about your pitiful country?
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I served my country!
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I fought for two years in vietnam!
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That kid was in nam?
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Man,that's incredible.
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Good for you fer servin' yer country!
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Guys,check this out!
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There's this little kid from
thecongo who was raised by panthers!
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Are you serious?
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Just admit it,congo!
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Admit that you lied about me to irene!
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I admit nothing!
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Maybe irene lied to you!
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That kid in the hat is havingsex
with two different girls?
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Naw,that little kid from thecongo
lied about one of them to try
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and get the kid in the hat
in trouble with his wife.
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They're married?
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You will have to forfeit
thisfight,rad russian!
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You cannot fight until
your testresults come back!
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I might have to wait
for my hepatitis test,
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but in the meantime I have brought my
comrade from mexico to wrestle against you!
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That russian kid's got hepatitis?
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Here he comes now!
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The cold blooded wrestler from mexico.
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El pollo loco!
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What are you doing here,el pollo loco?!
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Your girlfriend doesn't
even like you,stan the man.
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She likes me!
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You have no idea what
you're saying,juggernaut!
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Irene loves me and
I'm going to marry her!
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If she wants to be with you,
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how about you have her
tell all these people here?
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Here some comes now!
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It's bad irene!
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Let me tell you somethin',let
me tell you somethin'.
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It's true I love stan
the man with all my heart.
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- But I want to be with juggernautnow.
- What?
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No!No way!
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Naw what are ya doin?
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Stan the man loves you!
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Don't break his heart!
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If you love juggernaut,irene,
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then tell him what
you did two years ago!
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How you killed his child!
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It's true.I was pregnant with
your child and I aborted it.
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Irene,no!
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Why?
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Do you know what it's like tohave
an abortion at seven years old?
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Do you?
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I've had so many abortions.
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I just got addicted to them.
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Woa,did you hear that?
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Irene!You said you loved me!
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I'm not in love with you.I'm in love
with abortions,don't you understand?
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I'm telling you guys,you
have got to see this.
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These kids ain't more
than eightor nine years old
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and they got more problems
than you can imagine.
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There's this one kid,
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he saw his father get murdered.
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And yesterday he finds the killer
and it's this other kid who's an excop
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needless to say,he whooped his ass good.
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Yup.And there's this little girl.
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She's actually addicted
to gettin' abortions.
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Got pregnant by nearly every boythere.
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You're me.
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No we're tellin' you
these kids are Crazy.
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You gotta check it out.
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You can watch'em almost everyafternoon.
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It's some of the greatest
wrestlin' we ever seen.
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It isn't real.
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Don't you people understand?
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That stuff isn't real.
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None of it!
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How stupid are you?
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What'ch you mean it ain't real?
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It's all made up.Fiction.
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Real wrestling is a serious
and respectable sport.
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Why can't you people understand that
that kind of wrestling isn't real?
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Mister,
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there's a little girlout there who's had
14 abortionsand she ain't even 10 yet.
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But I guess that's just not realto you.
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Son a bitch.
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Look!Look!Look!
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This is wrestling this!
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Mister,you better take your gay
porn and walk right outta this bar.
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Holy crap,dude.There's
a huge turnout tonight!
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Good thing we made those
changes to the seating.
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Alright.You guys let's bring it in.
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I think we've really done a great
job and let's just keep the energy up,
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*** **** have a good flow
and have fun out there.**?
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Yeah!
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Let's do this!
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One,two Backyard wrestling!
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Oh,what a perfect night for fighting!
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Lo,the moon sets upon the
tips of the trees and I,
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the man known as the rad russian,
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start to stir with the
excitement of violence.
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Only a country like yours canbreed
men of such discontent,rad russian!
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But you don't know
what real pain is.Pain.
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Like I've known.
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Abandoned when I was four
years old by my parents.
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Left to die in a cold
and dark sewage tunnel.
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Geez,I didn't know his parents did that
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I am very sorry,
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but I'm afraid we have to terminate
youremployment here at south park elementary.
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You're firing me?Why?
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The school board has decided to
discontinue the wrestling program.
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Wrestling simply involves
too much adult subject matter.
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Like murder and abortion.
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No!This isn't wrastling!
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This isn't wraaastling!
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Principal victoria,just let me stay on and
I can teach kids what real wrestling is!
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I'm sorry.The board
has made up their minds.
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You can't fire me for
what these kids do!
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That isn't the only
reason you're being let go.
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What do you mean?
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We...found all the gay porn
on your iphone,mr.Conners.
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So I'm thinking we do the part about jimmy's
relationship with his alcoholic father
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after you smash butters onto the table.
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Oh,sure that works.
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You guys!You guys listen to this!
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- It's amazing!
- What,dude?!
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We just received a letter from the wwe.
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From the professional
wrestlers we saw in denver?!
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No way!
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Gentlemen,we have heard of
your wrestling organization
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and are quite interested
in its popularity.
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The wwe is delighted to inform you
that it will be sending a talent scout,
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president vince mcmahon,
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to view your wrestling
event this saturday,the 24th!
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Vince mcmahon is coming to see us?
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This is our shot at
making itinto the wwe,
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to be real wrestlers!
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- Oh my god!Oh my god oh my god!
- We could become pro wrestlers.
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I am completely freaking
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ouuuttt.
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Ok,guys!Guys listen!
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We seriously have to focus here.
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We have exactly three days before
the scout is here to see us wrestle.
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We've got to step it up and
workit like never before!
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Alright.It's time to
start the second act.
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Let's bring the crowd
back from intermission,
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and then improvisesome
stuff for saturday!
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Yeah,no,I think congo
is a great wrestler.
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I just think rad russian has hisnumber.
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Yeah,but rad russian has a
lot of abandonment issues.
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Oh,looks like intermission
is over we better head back.
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I left my wife today.
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00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:47,060
Walked out of the apartment
without saying a word.
250
00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:49,170
I ran away from my responsibilities,
251
00:11:49,170 --> 00:11:51,290
just I like always do.
252
00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,290
And I,again,
253
00:11:54,290 --> 00:11:55,940
am alone.
254
00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:58,430
Here he is!Hiding in
the forest as I told you!
255
00:11:58,430 --> 00:12:01,640
Juggernaut!There is to be an
ultimate smackdown this saturday!
256
00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,990
Are you going to run from that as well!
257
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:05,890
I'll fight anytime anywhere!
258
00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:09,590
He don't run from fights,just
from responsibilities.
259
00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:16,840
What do I do?
260
00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,680
Juggernaut is my long lost brother,
261
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:21,220
and yet congo saved my life in nam!
262
00:12:21,850 --> 00:12:24,830
It's el pollo loco!
263
00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:28,320
El pollo loooco!
264
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,540
Thanks for coming,guys.
265
00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:35,410
I'm sure you're wondering why
I've calleled you to sizzler.
266
00:12:35,410 --> 00:12:38,350
Yeah.What's this about we should
writing our monologues for smackdown.
267
00:12:38,350 --> 00:12:40,180
Well guys,kenny and I have been talking
268
00:12:40,180 --> 00:12:41,190
Yeah,we've been talking.
269
00:12:41,190 --> 00:12:45,470
And,I mean,smackdown might be our one
shot at making it into the wwe,right?
270
00:12:45,470 --> 00:12:47,510
A shot like this might never come again.
271
00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:49,480
- Yeah.
- Well,the way we see it,
272
00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:52,280
we have three primary obstacles
in making smackdown a great show.
273
00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:56,060
- ************
- Yup.
274
00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:57,120
What are you talking about?
275
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,310
Guys,let's face it.They
can't wrestle for crap.
276
00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:01,810
I mean,every time I wrestle with
one of them they flub a line,
277
00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:02,990
or blow their monologue.
278
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,330
And token,he has no emotion,notiming.
279
00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:07,730
He's the worst wrestler I've ever seen.
280
00:13:08,940 --> 00:13:09,990
He's right.
281
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:13,650
What?Dude,it's really hard to do your best
wrestling when you're up against token.Right?
282
00:13:13,650 --> 00:13:15,400
And butters and jimmy,I
mean,they're okay,
283
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,590
but they're never gonna make
it as professional wrestlers.
284
00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:20,330
Well,so then wwe will
recruit us and not them.
285
00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:22,100
No dude,they're gonna hurt our chances!
286
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:23,170
They're gonna hurt our chances!
287
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,270
Because we all know
288
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,540
that withall the new material I've
written is stuff those guys can't handle,
289
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:27,890
and we'll suffer from it.
290
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,000
So what do we do?
291
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,530
We gotta bring somebody else on.
292
00:13:30,530 --> 00:13:32,970
Yup.We gotta bring somebody else on
who can handle the more difficult roles
293
00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:35,410
that we wrestle against
instead of those guys.
294
00:13:35,410 --> 00:13:37,580
Somebody who can do the harder
stuff we've written so that token,
295
00:13:37,580 --> 00:13:39,490
butters and jimmy can
have smaller parts.
296
00:13:39,490 --> 00:13:41,690
How do we find somebody
who can wrestle that well?
297
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,400
It's simple.We just gotta hold tryouts.
298
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,700
Number 17 step forward please.
299
00:13:54,530 --> 00:13:56,010
You're wrestling a muslim immigrant.
300
00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:59,310
You suspect he could be a terrorist and
your parents died in the 9/11 attacks.
301
00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:00,590
Go.
302
00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:03,150
You dirty,muslim bastard!
303
00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:04,210
I don't trust you!
304
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,440
And I never will!
305
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,330
Do you know how it feels
to loseyour parents.
306
00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:11,080
No,you wouldn't,you smelly
brown middle eastern piece of
307
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,750
Thank you.Number 24.
308
00:14:14,670 --> 00:14:16,930
You're wrestling for the right
to marry mackenzie phillips
309
00:14:16,930 --> 00:14:18,660
but just learned that she
had sex with her father.
310
00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:20,180
Go.
311
00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:22,090
Your father?
312
00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:24,220
Your own father?
313
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,790
I don't care if you were
on drugs your sick whore!
314
00:14:27,790 --> 00:14:29,400
Thank you.
315
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,680
That guy's a pretty good wrestler.
316
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,680
Yeah,yeah not bad.
317
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,880
Let's see.Can we get number
37 to step forward again?
318
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,090
Just want to get to know
you alla little better.
319
00:14:36,090 --> 00:14:38,300
What can you tell us about yourself?
320
00:14:38,470 --> 00:14:40,160
Not a whole lot to tell really.
321
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,650
Was born in fort collins.
322
00:14:41,650 --> 00:14:44,170
Started watching wrestling
when I was four years old.
323
00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:45,420
My father.
324
00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:47,300
he liked it too.
325
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:48,790
until he died.
326
00:14:48,790 --> 00:14:51,960
sometimes I think it's because
of him I follow this dream.
327
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:56,810
All my life,all I ever
wanted was to be a wrestler.
328
00:14:56,810 --> 00:15:01,510
Fighting in the ring,winning that belt.
329
00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:06,340
And so I dreamed every night
that I was the undertaker,
330
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:11,370
smashing skulls in,breaking arms.
331
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:13,140
Damn dude,that is
some bad ass wrestling.
332
00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:15,020
Yeah,this guy crushes.
333
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,800
It isn't fair.
334
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,940
All my hard work.
335
00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:32,710
I'm not going to take it anymore.
336
00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:39,290
That wrestling show is
in for a big surprise.
337
00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:43,670
I'm putting an end to
this once and for all.
338
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,650
He's here!
339
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,620
Vince mcmahon is here!
340
00:15:58,180 --> 00:16:00,600
Wow,it's really him!
341
00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:02,320
He's here.Oh my god,oh my god Oh my god,
342
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,080
oh my god,oh my god.
343
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,150
Alright.Places everyone!
344
00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:14,520
Welcome to this performance of
wrestling takedown federation,smackdown.
345
00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:20,620
Juggernaut?Juggernaut.
346
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:21,900
Hey,what's going on?
347
00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:23,260
You know what's going on.
348
00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:24,600
It's smackdown tonight.
349
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:27,000
Which means we might
haveve to fight each other.
350
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,660
You shouldn't be fighting anybody.
351
00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:30,390
What about your cancer?
352
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,240
********Who was that?
353
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,720
It's triceratops.*********
354
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:37,320
**********
355
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,930
- *********
- ********
356
00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:43,230
- You know what you have to do for the good of real wrestling.
- ***********
357
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,160
No,irene,*********
358
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,820
******do not abort this baby.
359
00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:50,650
My body,my right.
360
00:16:50,650 --> 00:16:53,300
***********
361
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:54,850
I don't think I'll
make to it the clinic.
362
00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:57,590
No,you can't possibly mean that YeS.
363
00:16:57,590 --> 00:17:00,410
I think maybe I'll have another
abortion right here,right now.
364
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,600
No!
365
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,850
There's someone here
to wrestle you,irene.
366
00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:07,610
A baby you aborted
many years ago survived.
367
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,260
He's here now.
368
00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:10,880
*********
369
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,870
Why did you abort me?Why?
370
00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:14,350
************
371
00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:15,470
You,
372
00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:18,250
get back in the trash
condition where you belong.
373
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,640
What do you think?
374
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,440
They are descent wrestling.
375
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:25,700
We'll check out the second act.
376
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:28,070
*************
377
00:17:28,070 --> 00:17:31,460
**********
378
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:32,760
Excuse me.
379
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,960
I'm sorry,I'm afraid
this area is off limits.
380
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,480
Oh,don't mind me.
381
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,610
I was just about to
382
00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:45,710
What the is this?
383
00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:52,640
Oh,how i long for the springmeadows.
384
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,740
*********
385
00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:58,220
********
386
00:17:58,220 --> 00:18:01,170
*******
387
00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:03,960
*********
388
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,280
*************
389
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,600
Now,you listen here,el pollo loco.
390
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,150
**********
391
00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:12,820
************
392
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:17,510
*********Crawl back
to mexico,hammerclaw.
393
00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:19,240
Only one shot.
394
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,660
Maximum damage.
395
00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:23,970
This is all your fault,you
wwe president.******
396
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:27,320
*******
397
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:30,780
**********
398
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,010
No!
399
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:49,880
***********
400
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,130
****************
401
00:18:56,950 --> 00:18:59,930
No,no.Shut up!
402
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,270
You idiots want wrestling?
403
00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:04,750
This is wrestling.
404
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,770
We want some real wrestlers.
405
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,940
This is ***********garbage.
406
00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:16,510
You're ruining the
good name of wrestling.
407
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,420
Wrestling is from ancient greasegreece.
408
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:20,850
It's in the olympics.
409
00:19:20,850 --> 00:19:22,450
What the heck you care?
410
00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:24,940
Get off the mat.*******
411
00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:26,410
Why do i care?
412
00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:29,670
These kids made it so real
wrestling is gone from schools.
413
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,680
********
414
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:34,150
***********
415
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,660
- They took his job.
- I know.
416
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,270
You want to know pain?
417
00:19:42,270 --> 00:19:45,990
Pain is dedicating your
entire life to a sport,
418
00:19:45,990 --> 00:19:52,540
to a career andhaving it ripped away
from you like a baby from its mother.
419
00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:54,740
Oh,man,they took his job.
420
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:56,380
They took his job.
421
00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:57,950
Lost everything.
422
00:19:57,950 --> 00:20:02,030
Couldn't even afford to pay
for my little retriever anymore.
423
00:20:02,030 --> 00:20:04,940
Animal control came and got him.
424
00:20:05,410 --> 00:20:07,690
They took his dog!
425
00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:10,160
They took his der!
426
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,360
They took his der!
427
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,990
I ended up on the streets stealing.
428
00:20:14,990 --> 00:20:18,220
Got bust bid the police and
had to spend the night in jail.
429
00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:22,040
Then the inmates beat me
up and fractured my jaw.
430
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,930
They broke his jaw!
431
00:20:23,930 --> 00:20:27,610
They broke his jaw!
432
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,310
You see,I have nothing left.
433
00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:34,580
Nothing!
434
00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:37,200
Not even the will to live.
435
00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:57,970
That was one of the finest wrestling
performances i haveever seen.
436
00:20:57,970 --> 00:21:01,360
What?Will you not join
our wrestling organization?
437
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,820
I promise to make you our leading act.
438
00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:04,930
You mean it?
439
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:08,270
Come.I want to get you
in rehearsals right away.
440
00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:10,050
What,dude?
441
00:21:10,050 --> 00:21:11,250
Hey,what about us?
442
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:12,320
Our show?
443
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,750
Sorry.boys,You are descent wrestles,
444
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:18,700
but lack the raw wrestling
talent this man haS.
445
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:20,780
This is all your fault,kyle.
446
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,990
You screwed up the second act.
447
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,240
Me?It was you.******
448
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,510
Face it,his singing sunk us.
449
00:21:26,510 --> 00:21:31,510
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450
00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:34,430
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451
00:21:34,430 --> 00:21:36,560
What the hell is this?
452
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:41,850
This is garbage.Screw
this.This is stupid.
453
00:21:41,850 --> 00:21:43,130
Oh,don't start with me.******
454
00:21:43,130 --> 00:21:45,020
Bye!
455
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:48,900
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