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i'm goin' down to south
park gonna have myself a time
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friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation
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goin' down to south park
gonna leave my woes behind
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ample parking day or night
people spouting howdy neighbor
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heading on up to south park
gonna see if i can't unwind
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come on down to south park
and meet some friends of mine
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south
park.s13e13
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good morning,south park elementary.
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these are the morning announcements.
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parent/teacher conferences
begin next thursday.
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if you have not yet done so,
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please turn in your parents' requested time
sheets by the end of fifth period today.
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lunch today will be a
choice of chicken tostadas
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or spaghetti with a marinara
sauce and side salad.
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attention fourth graders,
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the fall registration for
glee club starts tomorrow.
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any interested students
should fill out a
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what's going on?
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i'll kill you!
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i swear to god,i'll kill you!
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- who are you?
- i'm the man who's going to put a bullet between yours eyes!
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hey!he's got a gun!
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you little bastard!
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you [bleep] my wife!
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you think i wouldn't find out?
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sir,please,i don't know you.
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- yeah,right!
- what the hell is going on here?
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you,sir,need to leave this area
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oh god!he shot him!
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you had to push me,didn't you?
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now you!
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Sir, I truly don't know...
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there!
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how does it feel,huh?
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please,i don't know you
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you're gordon saltski,right?
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truck driver from chicago?
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no,i'm gordon stolski!
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third grader who reads
the morning announcements!
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yeah right!we'll see if that's true!
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go on,read the morning announcements!
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somebody help me
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i said do it!
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any interested students should
fill out an applicant survey
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i knew you were lying!
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that was terrible!
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now put your mouth over
the barrel of this gun.
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no please.i'm so scared.i'm so scared.
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- do it!
- please
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i'll do whatever you say i.
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here,heresee?see
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i got my mouth on the barrel.
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look at you now.
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we're all dead!
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IN LOVING MEMORY Gordon Stoltski
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we will always remember the way that gordon
bravely read the announcements every morning.
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lead us in the pledge
of allegiance,mkay,
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and touched many kids'
lives here at the school.
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and even though we now know
that the shooter had him confused
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with a 40yearold truck driver who
happened to have a similar name,
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i know this has been
pretty traumatizing,mkay.
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but now we must decide who will
pick up where little gordon left off?
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who will take his place reading
the morning announcements?
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it is a big responsibility.
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because it will be your voice
the entire school listens to,mkay.
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and although gordon stoltski
can never be replaced,mkay,
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there must be a student out there
who has the drive and the passion to
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have his or her voice
heard every morning.
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oh my gaaawd.
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morning announcement tryouts
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so you're,uh,trying out to be the
morning announcements person as well?
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yeah.i think it would be really
ffun and raise my self esesesesteem.
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oh this is it,huh?
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okay,uh,mike,why don't
we have you tryout first.
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he stutters like a bitch!
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i've got this job in the bag!
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who are you?
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my name is casey miller
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and i'm in the third grade.
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ever since i can rember,
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people have told me i should
read the morning announcements.
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my friends always said to me,'
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dear casey,your voice is
like butter to our ears.
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could you please find a way to get
that audible chocolate on the airwaves?
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well,here i am.
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and hopefully i'll be
the kid with the job.
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mkay,really nice mike.
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maybe next time you can
get past the first word.
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oh,casey miller,good.
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you're trying out,too?
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i'm trying out and drying out in the
sultry summer sun that is my voice.
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mkay,eric.you wanna go next?
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mkay,eric.i'm just gonna have
you read this piece of paper.
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mr.mackey,
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what's a moronic jiz rag?
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what?what on earth are
you askin' me that for?
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wul,it's just that.
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that's what that casey kid
said about your hair piece.
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get lost you little dirt ball!
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- excuse me?
- i said take a hike!
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i don't understand what i did wrong.
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beat it.you're not getting the job!
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Good morning, south park elementary
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these are the morning announcment
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and i am eric cartman.
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all forms for the school book drive must
be handed in to mr.davis in the library
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by the end of the school day today.
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doesn't seem like they gave
us a lot of notice on that.
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oh,well.
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for lunch today,the cafeteria will be
serving a selection of cold sandwiches.
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cold sandwiches.
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oh,well.thank you so much.
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remember when we used
to be served hot food?
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i mean,what has happened to our school?
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this school is transforming
into something very bad and why?
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because we have leadership
that doesn't care.
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i'm talking of course about
our student body president.
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wendy testaburger.
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ever since wendy was elected
student body president,
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this school has started a rapid
decline towards some socialist regime
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where students no longer have a voice.
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the music room will be closed
off today due to painting.
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all students in band or choir
will meet in the gymnasium instead.
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oh so,now the school is using
money to paint the music room.
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how old and outdated is
our playground equipment?
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what other school has a
15yearold merry go round on it?
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our school president is turning this
whole place into communist russia.
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it's not a coincidence,that once
wendy took office this school
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started coming apart at the seams.you
teachers don't want to tell you,
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but they are scared and they should be
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because the very fabric of this elementary
school is tearing from all corners.
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oh jeez!
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but hey,i'm just a normal kid,like
you except that i ask questions.
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and because i'm brave enough to ask
questions,i come under scrutinies.
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is wendy using your
lunch money to buy heroin?
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probably not.but how can we know?
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i don't want my lunch
money going to drugs.
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who's taking these drugs?
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what would be the
point?i'm asking questions.
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will somebody shut him up?
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you wanted to see me,principal victoria?
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the job is to read what
is written on the paper,
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eric,not to embellish the way you do.
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i get it.
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you're trying to silence me!
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you're scared that somebody
is standing up to this school
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and its president for once!
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no,it's just that the
announcements need to be quick
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so the students can
get on with their work!
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oh,really?then how come
gordon stolski got to go on
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for like five minutes that one day?
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well,because he was being murdered.
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you just want somebody to read what's in
front of them like a brain washed zombie,
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is that it,mr.mackey?
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i am not gordon stolski,okay?
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i'm not some dog a leash that just blindly
says what he's told,until he's killed.
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all we ask is you keep it shorter.
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oh,i will.
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and maybe i'll also have
a word with the aclu.
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tell them that a student is being told
not to speak out against is school.
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i'm sure they'll find
that very interesting.
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well.
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gooood morning,south park elementary.
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these are the morning announcements.
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tryouts for the soccer team are
friday afternoon.that is,of course,
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if our student body president does
something about our abysmal soccer field.
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i have a question.
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what does wendy testaburger actually do?
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she is supposed to be
our president,right?
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what is her agenda?she's
lying to everyone!
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or is she?let's ask these questions!
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today i want to talk briefly about
the state of our school's economy.
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the bake sale last week
was a complete failure.
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and besides that,who voted for
wendy testaburger?i know i didn't.
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and everyone who did is now scratching their heads
and going oops! guess i shouldn't have done that
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.i'm not in student council.
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i'm just a normal kid like all of you.
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and like all of you,i want to know
what has happened to my school!
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i pledge allegiance to the flag.
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of the united states of america.
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our united states not the one
that wendy testaburger would have,
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a socialist dung hole.
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a socialist dung hole.
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good morning,students.these
are the morning announcements.
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if you will direct your attention to the
new video monitors at the head of your class.
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you will see that the announcements
are now being done in video.
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oh god.no!
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lunch today is going to be pizza.
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again.
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friends,our school is
dying and you know it.
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you feel it.
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you're like me you wanna change it.
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but oh no,wendy testaburger's
not gonna let that happen.
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this is not the school
we grew up in and.
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and i don't know if we can get it back.
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so let's take a look at exactly
what our school president wants.
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you know,what is she trying to achieve?
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let's just take a look
at these key words.
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wendy has made it clear that she wants
our school to be a more integrated,
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leftist,and liberal place.
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but you see when that
happens what we get
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is a socialist modern utopian
reformed farce of a school.
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so when you look closely it becomes
very obvious what wendy wants.
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kill smurfs.
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our school president
wants to kill smurfes.
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nooo!
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i don't know if we're turning into a smurf
hating school or what we're turning into.
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but unless you ask why,
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we're gonna transform into something.
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hey wendy!wendy!
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is it true?
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is what true?
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that you hate smurfs!
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i don't have time for this.
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hey now,me and us fellers
are just asking questions!
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- that's right!
- we can ask!
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try to understand this
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all i do is try to help
run student council.
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i don't give a crap about smurfs!
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it is true!
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- oh my god!
- she admitted it!
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maybe you guys should check into
what student council actually does
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before you just blindly listen to what
some idiot with a microphone tells you!
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what did the smurfs ever do to you?
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ya bitch!
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i just called the president a bitch!
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- yeah!
- that was cool!
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awesome
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- thank you,and this is to.
- douglas.
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to douglas,there you go.
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book signing today,everyone.
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be sure to pick up your copy.
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- hey eric!
- well,hello.
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another person who cares
about the future of our school!
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oh,you bet!i love all the stuff you said
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about how our school
president never does anything!
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and how she's changing everything!
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yes.well,now you can read about
all the things i've said,butters.
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take this copy of my book.
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cool,thanks!
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that'll be $5.
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oh okay.
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- what the hell do you think you're doing?
- a book signing.
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i looked through your stupid book!
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it's 540 pages of ripping on
wendy and calling her a slut!
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i do not directly say she's a slut.
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wendy testaburger has
proven time and time again
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that she will do anything
to pleasure her vagina.
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whether it is the school football
team or the janitor's on their break,
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wendy spends her time as president
on her knees or on her back
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taking the ol' in out for hours on end.
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you didn't read the rest,dude.
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- or does she.
- or does she?
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see,that's a question.
257
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i'm asking questions,stan!
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i've called for wendy to come on my show
and defend herself,but she won't do it.
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yeah,and she hates smurfs!
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"shouldn't we be worried if
our school president is a girl
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who would rather get her tits licked
than go to student council meetings?
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stop reading that!
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what do you mean?
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listen,just because a guy's
voice is on the intercom
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and his words are in a book doesn't mean
he has any idea what he's talking about!
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yes,it does.
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eric cartman is simply making it
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so that all kids take the responsibility
to question their school leaders.
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we should all ask if our president is a
penis hungry hooker with a huge vagina.
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i'm casey miller.
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wendy,did you see the stuff
cartman is saying about you now?
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i really don't care,stan.
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well,don't you think you should
go on his show and defend yourself?
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everyone is starting to think
you're a crappy president.
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i'm not giving eric fartman one
minute of my time you got that?
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i'm not acknowledging
his stupid questions.
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if you want him dealt with
you'll have to do it yourself.
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you wanted to see me
again,principal victoria?
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eric,we've been informed
by a concerned student
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that you are writing naughty books about
one of the girls here at the school.
281
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,850
oh,wendy came and told on me?
282
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so what,because she's president
she can't be written about?
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eric,apparently you wrote that
284
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wendy's private parts are big enough
to fly an airplane through,mkay.
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and what if they are?
286
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you'll stop me from asking just
because wendy forces you to?
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eric the student body president really
doesn't have the kind of power that you
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just enough power to force you
to stop me from selling my book.
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face it,you're a lackey,mackey.
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eric,i've had enough!
291
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you cannot and you will not sel
your books on school grounds.
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do i make myself clear?
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clear as summer rain.
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clear as a flavorless
bottle of vitamin water!
295
00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:53,000
this school has finally transformed
into the socialist whore land
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where a student isn't free.
297
00:12:54,810 --> 00:12:57,090
well,i'm not going to be a
part of it.do you understand?
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i am leaving this
hypocritical communist school!
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i am walking out and
i am never coming back!
300
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live from the principal's office
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these are the morning announcements.
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here is eric cartman.
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yesterday,as most of you know,
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00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,620
i walked out on this
program and on our school.
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00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:23,220
i was so.fed up with our
president's hypocrisies,
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me not being allowed to sell my book.
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00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:28,410
i wanted to live in a place
where my values were still upheld.
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and so i decided to leave it all behind
and instead go and live with the smurfs.
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i simply observed the
gentle smurfs at first.
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i wanted to understand how they could
live such simple and decent lives.
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they were wary of me at the beginning,
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but slowly,i began to earn their trust.
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it wasn't long before the gentle
smurfs accepted me as one of their own.
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the smurfs and i grew
to understand each other.
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they shared with me their
art of picking smurfberries.
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00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:04,680
and i shared with them stories
of my country's forefathers.
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00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:07,040
of course,it wasn't long before.
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i fell in love with smurfette.
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00:14:08,770 --> 00:14:09,950
we were from two
different worlds and yet,
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we spoke the common language of passion.
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00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:14,690
these are the morning announcements?
322
00:14:15,030 --> 00:14:17,060
poppa smurf was displeased at first.
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00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:20,160
he told smurfette i wasn't a real
smurf and we could never be happy.
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00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,980
but i proved myself to poppa smurf
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by picking more smurf berries than
any smurf had ever smurfed before.
326
00:14:25,270 --> 00:14:27,510
finally,all was right with the world.
327
00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:29,340
but then.a cris.
328
00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:31,070
clumsy smurf burst into
the smurf ceremony to say
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that humans had come to
destroy all of smurfland.
330
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,820
no!no you must leave
the noble smurfs alone!
331
00:14:37,820 --> 00:14:39,720
who is behind all this?
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00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,550
i should have known!
333
00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:42,710
wendy!
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00:14:42,710 --> 00:14:44,100
out of my way!
335
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,430
wendy!what are you doing here?
336
00:14:45,430 --> 00:14:48,100
smurf berries are worth a lot of money.
337
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:52,650
with all those smurf berries i can
power the school for the entire year!
338
00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:54,480
wendy,i know you're the
president of our school.
339
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,380
but you can't just
dig up the smurfs land!
340
00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:57,390
the smurfs!
341
00:14:57,390 --> 00:14:59,970
they can suck my fat tits.
342
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,630
how many smurf berries is enough,wendy?
343
00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:06,510
you can suck my fat tits too.
344
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,960
smurfette noooo!
345
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,770
suck my fat tits!
346
00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:29,690
and so now our school has plenty of
precious,unobtainable smurf berries.
347
00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:31,310
yeah.well,big deal.
348
00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:33,890
at what cost did our
school president get it?
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00:15:33,890 --> 00:15:35,700
every smurf is dead.
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00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:37,850
wiped out and we will
never see them again.
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00:15:37,850 --> 00:15:38,980
go on,look outside.
352
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,950
you won't see any smurfs.
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00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:46,540
of course,since i'm being silenced i'm not
allowed time to show you the entire movie.
354
00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:49,720
and so please buy "dances with
smurfs" available now on dvd.
355
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,900
the question now is
what happened to morals?
356
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,360
what happened to dignity?
357
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,580
what happened to my schoo?
358
00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,170
that does it!
359
00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:02,680
our student council is corrupt
and has to be dealt with!
360
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,210
i can no longer stand idly by.
361
00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:07,520
we need to get all the kids
together who want to fight back
362
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,340
and tell them to meet after school!
363
00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:11,110
we will forever remember this day,
364
00:16:11,110 --> 00:16:14,090
the day we finally stood
up to wendy testaburger!
365
00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:19,330
it is time for that slutty smurf killing
bitch to get what's coming to her.
366
00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:26,470
i don't know about all of you,
367
00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:28,380
but i have had enough!
368
00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:32,940
we've been sitting back and watching as
our school slowly goes into the toilet!
369
00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:36,030
but today,we do something about it!
370
00:16:36,990 --> 00:16:39,260
so let's march right on
over to wendy's house,
371
00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:41,350
and do what we know needs to be done!
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00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:45,210
alright!
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00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,880
let us not forget what happens this day!
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00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,030
do it!
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00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:57,810
we are here,wendy!
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00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:05,830
*******************that
school president!
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00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:06,960
get her good!
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00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,830
i am.
379
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:10,850
hey!what are you doing?
380
00:17:10,850 --> 00:17:13,170
the students want answers!
381
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:16,900
go on the morning announcements
if you've got nothing to hide!
382
00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:18,950
what the hell?
383
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,190
smurf killer!
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00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:28,220
answer for your crimes on
the morning announcements!
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00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:32,170
wendy?did a boy just pee on our door
because the smurfs were murdered?
386
00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:33,180
it's okay dad.
387
00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:35,210
i'll take care of it.
388
00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:38,920
thank you so much for finally
coming on my show,wendy.
389
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:41,570
yeah.well,butters peed on my house.
390
00:17:41,570 --> 00:17:42,940
people are riled up.
391
00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:44,860
hopefully we can clear
the air here this morning.
392
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:47,240
if we could just keep it to
questions about student council.
393
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,370
of course.that's why we're here.
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00:17:48,370 --> 00:17:49,740
five seconds.
395
00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:52,170
don't worry.i won't go too hard on ya.
396
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good morning south park elementary.
397
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these are the morning announcements.
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rehearsals for the school play
are canceled this afternoon.
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00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:02,640
for the lunch the cafeteria will be
serving meat loaf or veggie pasta.
400
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:06,400
my guest today is the student body president
of south park elementary,wendy testaburger.
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00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,920
- wendy thank you for coming on the show.
- sure.
402
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,160
wendy,i want to start by asking
a pretty straight forward question
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00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,600
- and i hope you won't take offense to it.
- okay.
404
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,280
how many smurfberries is
the life of each smurf worth?
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00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,070
i don't.i
406
00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:23,160
i have no idea what.
407
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:26,710
you don't know how many smurfberries
the life of each smurf is worth?
408
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,740
ooh he's got her now!
409
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,920
would you agree that the
school is in a crisis right now?
410
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,150
i believe there's a few things
wrong with the school,but
411
00:18:33,150 --> 00:18:36,630
if a smurf dies and no one is around
to hear it,does it still scream?
412
00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:41,170
- she's speechless!
- you are the president of the school
413
00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:43,560
can you see why many students
think you're an ineffective slut?
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00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,310
are you denying that the
smurf holocaust ever happened?
415
00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:46,890
is that what you are suggesting?
416
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:49,200
look,eric!you have to understand,
417
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,710
the smurfberries were our
school government's only option!
418
00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:54,440
yes,and that makes woa,wait.what?
419
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,790
what was i suppose to do?
420
00:18:55,790 --> 00:18:57,680
the school was running out of power!
421
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,460
we tried relocating the smurfs
at first,but they wouldn't budge.
422
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:02,510
so we decided to get
somebody on the inside.
423
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:06,160
a member of the school who could act like
one of the smurfs and learn their secrets.
424
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,990
but of course,you know that don't you?
425
00:19:07,990 --> 00:19:09,490
what do you mean i know that?
426
00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:11,120
i'm just asking the question.
427
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,050
we all knew you were sent
in to live with the smurfs,
428
00:19:13,050 --> 00:19:15,500
but did you know they
would be wiped out?
429
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,090
no.you wiped them all out!
430
00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:19,680
nobody expected you to
fall in love with smurfette!
431
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:23,190
you went to learn from them but
instead you became one of them.right?
432
00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:24,540
fought against your own kind!
433
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,770
when you knew we'd stop at nothing.
434
00:19:26,770 --> 00:19:30,400
do you know that one smurfberry
can power the school for two months?
435
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,730
one smurfberry!
436
00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:34,020
wait.hold on.can we take a break?
437
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:35,030
no,it's okay.
438
00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:36,480
it's all out in the open now.
439
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,670
i wouldn't have had to kill the smurfs
if they would have simply moved on,
440
00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:41,680
but you gave them the will to stay.
441
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,600
and i guess you can't
be blamed for that.
442
00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:46,200
what?
443
00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,500
and that is why.
444
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,870
i am stepping down.
445
00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:50,500
you were right all along,cartman.
446
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:53,510
and i am hereby making you
the student body president.
447
00:19:53,510 --> 00:19:55,200
alright!cartman's president!
448
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,650
we did it!
449
00:19:56,650 --> 00:19:58,150
i'm confused.
450
00:19:58,150 --> 00:20:00,430
dude,you can't take my dances with
smurfs idea,and turn it into your own
451
00:20:00,430 --> 00:20:01,600
no,you're right.
452
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,510
the students all deserve
to know the truth.
453
00:20:03,510 --> 00:20:08,110
and so i have answered what really happened
in my new book going rogue on the smurfs.
454
00:20:08,110 --> 00:20:09,440
no,no,dude.
455
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,370
you don't just take one person's story and
then add a couple things and call it yours!
456
00:20:12,370 --> 00:20:15,730
luckily,with the money i made selling
the movie rights to my book,i'll be okay.
457
00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:17,510
you sold the movie rights to who?
458
00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:19,620
james cameron.go look,the
movie came out already!
459
00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,180
they can't do that!
460
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,470
i'm student body president!
461
00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:27,900
oh, god damn it!
462
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:31,530
son of bitch,idea stealing assholes!
463
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:32,990
you sons of bitches
464
00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:35,230
Dances With Smurfs was my idea!
465
00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:37,210
My idea! you...
466
00:20:38,810 --> 00:20:42,520
You can't just take Dances With
Smurfs and call it something else!
467
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,850
Dude, what happened? You're not doing
the morning announcements anymore?
468
00:20:52,850 --> 00:20:55,080
No, because it turns out that by rule...
469
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,180
the student body president can't also
be the morning announcement reader
470
00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:00,770
Oh well, At least as President, you
can run the school the way you want
471
00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:02,110
I can't do jack!
472
00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:07,180
I went to my first student council meeting! All we did was
talk about what colors to make the stupid Sadie Hawkins dance!
473
00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:09,640
Student council is retarded!
474
00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:12,520
The sun is up and the birds are chirping
475
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,940
I'm Casey Miller and these
are the morning announcements
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I have a letter from
second-grade student Brian Felner
477
00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:20,810
Brian writes,"Dear Casey,
478
00:21:20,810 --> 00:21:24,030
why is our school president
such a fat stupid dickhead?
479
00:21:24,030 --> 00:21:28,190
My desk is broken, and so far Eric
Cartman has done nothing about it.
480
00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:32,710
Will you please let that walking bowl
of anus pus know that we are not happy."
481
00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:34,900
Well, Brian, I couldn't agree more.
482
00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:38,190
Our asshole president is a
fat, smelly, douchebag milkshake
483
00:21:38,190 --> 00:21:41,070
I'm doing the best I can!
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