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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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Students, I would love to
introduce you all
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to the future, mkay?
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Starting today, our school
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will be operating entirely
on Intelilink.
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Now whenever you need to see
the school nurse
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or talk to me, your counselor,
you can simply sign up
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using this simple integrated portal.
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Mkay.
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You can use a computer
or any of the Intelilink panels
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which are located
throughout the school.
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Let's say you're in
the cafeteria, mkay,
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and you start coughing up blood
and need to see the nurse.
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You just click on school clinic...
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Mkay? See nurse...
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Mkay?
Respiration problems.
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? All night long
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okay.
I must be in the wrong menu, mkay?
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You can see you can control
the sound system as well.
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It's all integrated and smartlinked,
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and this is a great idea, mkay?
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- Let's look at the message board.
- Message board.
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Message board.
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Here you can easily write
messages to each other
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or to the faculty, mkay?
For instance, here we go.
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Here's a message from Kyle's
little brother, Ike Broflovski.
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Mkay, little Ike says,
"my brother is a homo."
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Ike made a little drawing of
his brother too.
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Drew a nice picture with a nice bird
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hanging off Kyle's forehead.
Mkay, that's nice.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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That's a nice crane,
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nice whooping crane coming off
Kyle's head there.
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That's not a crane.
It's a dick and balls.
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Mom, Ike did it again.
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I don't know
what's going on with him,
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but it's like he hates me.
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Oh, Kyle, your little brother
is getting older.
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He's not a baby anymore.
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I know, but he posted a message of me
with a schlong on my head.
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It's natural, bubie.
Part of getting older
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is finding ways to assert
your independence.
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You know.
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Why don't you go and try to talk to him.
You can win him over again.
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Hey, Ike.
How's it going?
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Get out of my room, Kyle.
I'm on my computer.
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I just wanted to see if maybe you
wanna do finger paints with me?
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Do I look like I want to do
fucking finger paints?
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Look at the fucking zits on my face.
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Ike, I just want us to be
friends again.
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Then stop harassing me, bro.
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You don't know what it's like to
be a baby going through puberty.
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I don't know whether to watch
Yo Gabba Gabba
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or go out and tame some strange!
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Yeah, let's watch
Yo Gabba Gabba like old times.
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? Come on, let's dance
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? Go, go, go Toodee
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? Go, go, go Toodee
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? Come on, let's dance
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? Go, go, go, brobee
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Dancey dance is my favorite.
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It always has been.
See? This is nice.
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? Go, go, go Foofa
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? Go, go, go Foofa
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? Come on, let's dance
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Who would you rather fuck,
Foofa or Toodee?
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- What?
- I wanna fuck Foofa.
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? Come on, let's dance
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I wouldn't want to fuck Toodee.
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She's a dyke.
You can tell.
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But Foofa, man...
I bet she's got some sweet strange.
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I don't even know
what the fucking Muno is.
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Ike, is that chewing tobacco?
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What, you gonna fucking narc
and tell Mom?
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No, I just don't think it's healthy.
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That's 'cause you don't
understand shit!
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I knew this was a bad idea!
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I'm gonna go watch
Yo Gabba Gabba in my roomsies.
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Come in, mkay.
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Mr. Mackey, can I talk to you?
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Mkay, have you set up
a counseling appointment
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- on Intelilink?
- No.
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Okay, that's fine, that's fine.
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We can use Intelilink
to see what's available.
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Let's see. Counseling request...
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Students...
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Make the appointment.
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Mkay. Oh, whoops.
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Okay, students...
Make... Oh, here we go.
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Make appointment.
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Mkay, here we go.
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Mkay, what do you need
counseling with?
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It's my little brother.
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He's really changing,
and I feel like...
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Mkay, I'll click on family issues.
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What time did you want counseling?
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- Right now.
- Mkay...
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And what's your brother's
intelligrated smart name?
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I don't know.
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All right, I can do
a look up for the name.
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Go back.
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Main menu.
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Oh, damn it!
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Okay, now back... Set...
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No, set appointment.
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Okay. Speakers off.
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Mkay, uh... Mkay, what is
your smart name, Kyle?
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What?
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Sorry, Kyle we're gonna need
to go somewhere else.
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Let's find an Intelilink panel
somewhere.
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Okay, let's see, lights, mood...
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Start counseling timer.
Okay, there we go.
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Okay, we got it.
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Okay, now, Kyle, you have some
concerns about your little brother?
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He's just changing a lot.
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He walks around angry,
telling me I'm stupid,
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and all he talks about is sex.
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Well, it sounds like
he's hitting puberty.
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Yeah, he just seems so young.
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Well, your brother is Canadian.
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Perhaps Canadian puberty
is a little different.
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Why don't you educate yourself
about Canadian puberty,
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and it can be something
you and your brother
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can actually do together, mkay?
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This is the first time
I've been able to do counseling
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and go to the bathroom
at the same time.
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Intelilink is amazing.
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Hello, young people,
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and welcome to the most
fascinating time of your life.
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You have braved
the trials of childhood
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and now you are reaching
Canadian puberty.
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By now you've probably noticed
some changes in your body.
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For instance, when you fart
your dick gets hard.
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Other physical changes are
happening to your body as well.
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If you're a boy, you may notice
that your testicles ache.
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Or if you're a girl, you may notice
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a tingling sensation in your strange.
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This stupid, bro.
I already know all this.
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Let's just give it a chance, Ike.
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Going through Canadian puberty,
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you may notice that your voice
is starting to change as well.
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You're saying things like,
"hey, buddy," and, "hey, guy,"
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because now that you're older,
you're discovering
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that someone who was once
your buddy is now your guy.
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And someone who you used to call guy
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is quickly becoming your friend.
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But now let's discuss how a man
and woman make love.
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First, a man and a woman
fall in love.
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Then the man farts
on the woman's strange...
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Filling the woman's strange with air
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so the woman can queef
in the man's face,
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and the baby is born.
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The entire process can take up
to six months...
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It's what?
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That's not how babies are born?
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What's semen?
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Then why did my wife queef
in my face?
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She said it was to...
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Then why would sh...
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I'm going to get to the bottom
of this.
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Make me look like an idiot, will you?
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Hey, you told me you
queefed in my face
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because that's how babies are born.
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- I was being sarcastic.
- Being sarcastic?
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I just told a million Canadian
teenagers that's how it's done.
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I was angry because
you never listen to me
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because I wanted you to go
with me to therapy,
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- and you never go.
- Fine! You want to go
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with you to therapy?
Fine!
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Totally embarrassing and degrading.
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- She queefed right in my face.
- Maybe you should spend
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less time at work making
public health films
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and more time at home.
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What the fuck is going on?
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You're fucking stupid, Kyle.
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I don't know what else to do, dude.
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No matter what I try, me and Ike
seem to drift further apart.
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He doesn't ever want
to play with you anymore?
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He doesn't want me near him.
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That sucks, dude.
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- What?
- I said, that sucks dude.
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Oh, thanks.
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Okay, there we go.
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That's got the speakers off.
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What were you trying to do, Kyle?
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I was trying to make an appointment
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to see the principal about
getting excused on Friday
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so I can take my brother
to see Yo Gabba Gabba live.
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Mr. Mackey, can he just
go talk to the principal?
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No, this is gonna work.
I called Intelilink,
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and they said they were sending
over an engineer.
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Is this classroom 7?
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- Yes.
- My name's Cody.
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I'm your smartnician.
You're having some
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intelliproblems
with your astute links?
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Yes, a student's trying to make
an appointment to see the principal.
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Uh-huh, well, here's the problem.
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Your smart names
aren't intelligrated.
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- Oh, I see.
- If you want to have
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those intelligrated with Easylink,
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you might want to upgrade your
system to the silver package.
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I needed the silver package?
Can we do that?
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Let me call my supervisor
on the Intelliphone.
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Hey, Ike?
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Get out of my room, Kyle.
I'm playing trucks!
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Ike, I'm sorry, but I couldn't
get us out of school Friday.
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I can't take you
to Yo Gabba Gabba live.
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You promised.
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I couldn't get in
to see the principal, Ike.
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What am I supposed to do,
go see it myself?
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I'm a little baby... who's going
to hold my fucking hand?
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You don't give a shit
about how I feel.
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- Ike, I do, I...
- You love pushing me around.
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Is that what you wanna do, Kyle,
kick the baby?
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I'm ready, bro.
Come on, Kyle, kick the baby.
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Come on, bro, kick the fucking baby.
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Let's see you try it, wuss!
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{pub}? Don't bite people
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? Don't ever bite people
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Hey, Muno, what should we do now?
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Let's play a cool, cool, trick.
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All right!
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Who out in the audience has a
cool, cool trick to show us?
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What's your name, little boy?
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My name is Ryan.
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And what is your cool, cool,
trick, Ryan?
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My cool, cool trick
is I can jump in the air.
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- Yay!
- Oh!
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All right, Ryan.
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Let's see you jump in the air.
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Way to go!
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And what's your name, little boy?
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Ike Broflovski.
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Do you have a cool trick?
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Yes, for my cool, cool trick
I'mma tame Foofa's strange.
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Tame my what?
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I can tame Foofa's strange, bro.
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Uh... All right.
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Let's see our friend Ike
tame Foofa's strange!
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Ike, no, stop!
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Oh, I see, you're actually...
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Wait!
Oh, my God, what are you doing?
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No, no, no!
What are you doing to Foofa? No!
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Now you listen here, little boy.
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It is never okay to take off
your clothes
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and grind on another person.
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- No, that's wrong!
- Don't do that!
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We're so sorry.
249
00:10:43,747 --> 00:10:44,851
Please forgive my little brother.
250
00:10:44,976 --> 00:10:46,104
He's going through puberty.
251
00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:47,855
A little young for that, isn't he?
252
00:10:48,021 --> 00:10:50,255
- That's what I thought.
- This is stupid, bro.
253
00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:52,514
Foofa shouldn't be limiting
herself to little kids.
254
00:10:52,639 --> 00:10:54,003
She's fucking fine, dude.
255
00:10:55,362 --> 00:10:58,053
What you did
was very traumatic for Foofa.
256
00:10:58,178 --> 00:10:59,492
Isn't that right, Foofa?
257
00:11:00,865 --> 00:11:02,678
- Foofa?
- He's right, Plex.
258
00:11:02,803 --> 00:11:04,069
We're getting older.
259
00:11:04,194 --> 00:11:06,613
I don't want to do the little
kid thing the rest of my life.
260
00:11:06,738 --> 00:11:08,587
Foofa, what you talking about?
261
00:11:08,712 --> 00:11:11,218
It's time for us to start
playing to older people.
262
00:11:11,343 --> 00:11:14,320
Maybe we need to be edgier,
have sex appeal.
263
00:11:14,445 --> 00:11:16,643
- Foofa, no!
- I'm an artist.
264
00:11:16,768 --> 00:11:19,609
And if all I ever do is play
to kids, then I'll be a joke.
265
00:11:19,734 --> 00:11:21,347
I have to move on.
266
00:11:23,964 --> 00:11:27,803
Oh, God, what has this
little boy done?
267
00:11:29,934 --> 00:11:31,585
I try not to think about it, Rick.
268
00:11:31,710 --> 00:11:34,152
I try to just forget about it
and move on, but I can't.
269
00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:36,705
I mean, she queefed right in my face.
270
00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:39,497
Have you and your wife seen
a therapist together?
271
00:11:39,622 --> 00:11:42,509
Yes, we went, but I can't
erase the memory
272
00:11:42,634 --> 00:11:44,579
of my helpless face
being queefed on like that.
273
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:46,118
Who's to say she won't do it again?
274
00:11:46,702 --> 00:11:48,154
Don't you think this has
something to do
275
00:11:48,279 --> 00:11:50,065
- with your new job?
- What do you mean?
276
00:11:50,190 --> 00:11:51,480
There's more to this, Terry.
277
00:11:51,605 --> 00:11:52,845
A lady never queefs
in her lover's face
278
00:11:52,970 --> 00:11:54,310
without some major cause.
279
00:11:54,435 --> 00:11:56,184
You started as the Canadian
minister of health,
280
00:11:56,309 --> 00:11:58,045
and three months later,
your wife queefed in your face.
281
00:11:58,170 --> 00:11:59,013
There's a connection.
282
00:11:59,138 --> 00:12:01,880
I tried to make Canada's
health care system better.
283
00:12:02,005 --> 00:12:03,388
What could that have to do
with your wife?
284
00:12:03,947 --> 00:12:06,528
Terry, I'm your friend,
and I'm not just your friend.
285
00:12:06,653 --> 00:12:08,241
- I'm also your buddy.
- Thanks, guy.
286
00:12:08,366 --> 00:12:09,693
And I'm telling you
there's more to this
287
00:12:09,818 --> 00:12:12,163
that you think, and if you want
to save your marriage
288
00:12:12,288 --> 00:12:14,874
and your face,
you need to figure it out quick.
289
00:12:16,227 --> 00:12:19,238
Mr. Mackey, so far the school
has spent
290
00:12:19,404 --> 00:12:23,760
$22,000 on the Intellilink system,
291
00:12:23,885 --> 00:12:26,974
and so far it's been
an unmitigated disaster.
292
00:12:27,099 --> 00:12:28,383
Yeah, but, see, the problem is
293
00:12:28,508 --> 00:12:30,375
not everyone is signed on to it yet.
294
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,999
They can't sign on,
because every time they try
295
00:12:33,124 --> 00:12:35,129
they make sprinklers go off.
296
00:12:35,295 --> 00:12:38,950
I know that Intellilink has
had some... Hiccups, okay?
297
00:12:39,369 --> 00:12:41,803
I've hired a new faculty member
298
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:43,425
whose sole responsibility
299
00:12:43,550 --> 00:12:45,678
will be to oversee
the Intellilink system
300
00:12:45,803 --> 00:12:48,064
and make sure it runs smoothly.
301
00:12:48,189 --> 00:12:50,733
I want you all to meet Pat Conners.
302
00:12:50,858 --> 00:12:53,093
- Hello, everyone.
- Don't hello us, Pat!
303
00:12:53,218 --> 00:12:56,363
This system you're responsible
for now isn't working out.
304
00:12:56,488 --> 00:12:58,361
So what the hell are you going
to do about it?
305
00:12:58,808 --> 00:13:01,593
Oh, well, I'm just sort of
getting acclimated
306
00:13:01,718 --> 00:13:03,872
- to the situation, and...
- Getting acclimated?
307
00:13:03,997 --> 00:13:06,160
Do you know how much money
we wasted on this thing?
308
00:13:06,326 --> 00:13:08,579
How about you take
some responsibility?
309
00:13:08,745 --> 00:13:11,175
Get the hell out of here, Pat.
You're fired, get out.
310
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:18,589
Well, how the hell we going to
clean up pat's mess?
311
00:13:18,755 --> 00:13:21,822
I guess we got no choice, mkay.
312
00:13:21,947 --> 00:13:24,554
We'll have to upgrade to
the Intellilink gold package.
313
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,916
- Oh, no.
- It's a $10,000 upgrade,
314
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:29,475
but it should clean up
all of pat's mistakes.
315
00:13:29,641 --> 00:13:33,827
Mr. Mackey, let's be clear.
Intellilink was your idea.
316
00:13:33,952 --> 00:13:35,678
You should just admit
it was a bad one
317
00:13:35,803 --> 00:13:37,150
and stop being so defensive.
318
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,317
Well, it's good to be
a little defensive
319
00:13:39,442 --> 00:13:40,905
around you, Miles, mkay?
320
00:13:41,030 --> 00:13:44,252
Let's not forget your wife
died of an "accident"
321
00:13:44,599 --> 00:13:47,577
while you were "drinking"
on a "hike".
322
00:13:47,803 --> 00:13:49,203
"Mkay"?
323
00:13:49,369 --> 00:13:51,551
- Hey, now listen...
- No, you listen to me!
324
00:13:51,996 --> 00:13:53,771
Intellilink is a great idea,
325
00:13:53,896 --> 00:13:55,955
and we just need the goddamn
gold package.
326
00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:57,837
We're doubling down.
327
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,026
You're watching E Entertainment News.
328
00:14:00,151 --> 00:14:01,132
God knows why.
329
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:04,152
She's all grown up,
and she wants you to know it.
330
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,553
From kid show star to sex symbol,
331
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:09,682
Yo Gabba Gabba's Foofa
is ready to rock.
332
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:12,621
She's been seen out partying,
photographed smoking pot,
333
00:14:12,746 --> 00:14:15,678
and now Foofa has announced
a raunchy performance
334
00:14:15,803 --> 00:14:18,357
on the MTV Video Music Awards.
335
00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:20,678
Foofa's new manager claims
the MTV performance
336
00:14:20,803 --> 00:14:22,737
will be one for the record books.
337
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,678
Foofa's got that nice shaved strange
338
00:14:24,803 --> 00:14:27,033
that you just want to get in
and tame the second you see it.
339
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,702
The Video Awards
are at 8:00 p.m. tomorrow.
340
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:31,710
Oh, this is exciting.
341
00:14:31,835 --> 00:14:33,211
Told you it'd go over well.
342
00:14:36,195 --> 00:14:38,367
Excuse me, but Ike has homework
343
00:14:38,492 --> 00:14:39,310
he's supposed to be doing.
344
00:14:39,435 --> 00:14:41,817
Shut up, Kyle.
Just ignore my little brother.
345
00:14:41,942 --> 00:14:43,988
I'm your big brother, Ike!
346
00:14:44,236 --> 00:14:45,803
Answer the door, twerp!
347
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,390
Can I talk to you?
348
00:14:51,556 --> 00:14:52,892
I'm sorry but right now...
349
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:53,851
Foofa!
350
00:14:54,017 --> 00:14:56,062
- There she is!
- Hey!
351
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,982
Foofa, what is this
about you going on
352
00:14:58,107 --> 00:15:00,024
the MTV Video Awards?
353
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:02,235
I'm done being a kiddy star.
354
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:05,444
Foofa, you don't have to show
your strange
355
00:15:05,569 --> 00:15:06,739
to get attention.
356
00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,950
You don't get it
because you're a robot, Plex.
357
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,181
All right.
You won't listen to us,
358
00:15:11,306 --> 00:15:13,650
but maybe you'll listen to our
special guest,
359
00:15:13,775 --> 00:15:15,648
Sinead O'Connor!
360
00:15:15,773 --> 00:15:17,945
- Yay.
- Rah rah!
361
00:15:18,305 --> 00:15:20,678
Don't do it, Foofa.
Don't sell out your strange
362
00:15:20,803 --> 00:15:22,213
to those corporate bastards.
363
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:23,945
Screw off, Sinead O'Connor.
364
00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:25,716
No one gives a crap about you.
365
00:15:25,882 --> 00:15:28,028
* Don't show your strange on TV *
366
00:15:28,153 --> 00:15:29,804
? Don't show your strange
367
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,478
* Your strange is for your husband *
368
00:15:31,603 --> 00:15:33,724
? Not for the world to see
369
00:15:33,890 --> 00:15:35,678
* Don't show your strange on TV *
370
00:15:35,803 --> 00:15:37,181
I'm looking for a boyfriend.
371
00:15:37,306 --> 00:15:39,146
Looking for a boyfriend.
372
00:15:39,312 --> 00:15:40,979
Will you get out of my
living room, please?
373
00:15:42,456 --> 00:15:43,150
Hello.
374
00:15:43,746 --> 00:15:45,694
Have you ever had someone
you love queef in your face?
375
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,039
- What?
- I'm sorry.
376
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,062
I'm calling everyone in
the Canadian health care system
377
00:15:50,187 --> 00:15:51,936
to find out if they're pleased
with their health care.
378
00:15:52,061 --> 00:15:54,912
- Is this Ike Broflovski?
- No, this is his brother.
379
00:15:55,078 --> 00:15:56,597
Your brother receives
his medication from us,
380
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:59,125
and we just want to be sure
he's satisfied with the service.
381
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:03,803
Satisfied with...
Wait a minute, what medication?
382
00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,421
{pub}Before this meeting continues,
383
00:16:10,546 --> 00:16:13,052
I should have you be aware that
my face has tested positive
384
00:16:13,177 --> 00:16:14,891
for queefy sauce.
385
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,645
I'm sorry, but I don't really care.
386
00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:19,321
I just want to know what medication
387
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,606
my little brother has been
getting you from and why?
388
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,941
People all over the world get
their medication from Canada.
389
00:16:24,107 --> 00:16:25,589
Yeah, but something's wrong
with my brother,
390
00:16:25,714 --> 00:16:26,986
and it might be your fault.
391
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:27,996
That's impossible.
392
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,994
The Canadian health care
system is completely integrated
393
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,632
and streamlined with Intellilink.
394
00:16:32,637 --> 00:16:34,858
You use Intellilink?
Oh, my God!
395
00:16:34,983 --> 00:16:36,537
Will you check his records, please?
396
00:16:36,703 --> 00:16:37,539
Sure, no problem.
397
00:16:37,825 --> 00:16:40,666
Now, what's your brother's
Canadian medicare smart name?
398
00:16:40,832 --> 00:16:41,783
I don't know.
399
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,170
Try "strange tamer".
400
00:16:44,865 --> 00:16:46,674
Strange... tamer.
401
00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:50,036
Ah, yep, there it is.
402
00:16:50,161 --> 00:16:51,376
Ah, yes, here we go.
403
00:16:51,501 --> 00:16:54,019
I see your little brother
has a constipation problem
404
00:16:54,144 --> 00:16:57,016
and has been taking a daily
laxative since last may.
405
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,983
Ah, yes, I'm afraid Intellilink
mixed that up,
406
00:16:59,108 --> 00:17:00,212
and your brother's been receiving
407
00:17:00,337 --> 00:17:02,197
large doses of hormones
that were supposed to go
408
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,731
to an athlete in the northeast.
409
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,671
Are you saying that Ike
has been given regular doses
410
00:17:05,796 --> 00:17:07,902
of hormones because
of an Intellilink screw up?
411
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,822
- Yes, that's right.
- That system
412
00:17:09,947 --> 00:17:12,323
is totally screwed up and does
nothing but wreak havoc!
413
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,774
It's fine! It works fine!
Just give it time!
414
00:17:14,899 --> 00:17:16,139
God, you sound like my wife.
415
00:17:17,715 --> 00:17:19,527
My... wife.
416
00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:22,194
That must be it.
Don't you see, Terry,
417
00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:23,645
that health care integration system
418
00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:25,085
has made you defensive and hostile,
419
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,879
and your wife's been
putting up with it.
420
00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:30,347
And... that's why
she queefed in my face.
421
00:17:30,472 --> 00:17:32,791
Excuse me!
If my little brother
422
00:17:32,916 --> 00:17:34,665
has been getting
some athlete's hormones,
423
00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:37,306
then who has been getting
Ike's medication?
424
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:40,643
Tom Brady
looking sluggish again today.
425
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,645
Not sure what his problem
has been lately.
426
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,697
Yeah, definitely not looking
as strong and virile
427
00:17:44,822 --> 00:17:46,385
as he has in the past.
428
00:17:46,510 --> 00:17:51,070
Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut hut...
429
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:54,663
Aah... hike!
430
00:17:55,072 --> 00:17:56,617
Brady steps back to pass.
431
00:17:56,783 --> 00:17:58,784
He's got an open man
at the 40 yard line.
432
00:17:59,096 --> 00:18:00,645
Whatever is wrong with tom Brady
433
00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:02,474
just seems to be getting worse.
434
00:18:02,599 --> 00:18:03,789
Go, Broncos.
435
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,082
Okay.
There we go.
436
00:18:13,207 --> 00:18:15,018
Your students can buy school
lunches now,
437
00:18:15,143 --> 00:18:16,841
but they won't be able to get grades.
438
00:18:16,966 --> 00:18:19,137
They have to be able to get grades.
439
00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:21,185
Well, what you probably want to do
440
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:23,034
is upgrade to Intellilink platinum.
441
00:18:23,159 --> 00:18:25,521
No!
There's no more upgrade, mkay?
442
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,242
I just want this to work.
443
00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:30,268
What exactly do you mean by work?
444
00:18:30,393 --> 00:18:32,229
I just want students to be
able to make appointments
445
00:18:32,354 --> 00:18:33,259
to see the counselor,
446
00:18:33,384 --> 00:18:34,810
be able to see the school nurse
447
00:18:34,935 --> 00:18:37,329
in the easiest,
most streamlined fashion!
448
00:18:37,454 --> 00:18:39,787
Oh, you want the centurion package.
449
00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:42,058
That's where we take all
the Intellilink panels
450
00:18:42,183 --> 00:18:44,516
and rip them off the walls
and burn them.
451
00:18:44,641 --> 00:18:46,998
Then we wipe all the computers
of Intellilink software,
452
00:18:47,123 --> 00:18:48,885
and you never deal with us again.
453
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,158
All right.
454
00:18:52,283 --> 00:18:53,771
Upgrade me to the centurion package
455
00:18:53,896 --> 00:18:54,946
right away.
456
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,244
All right, sir,
here a clipboard you can use
457
00:19:04,369 --> 00:19:05,647
for students to sign up
for counseling,
458
00:19:05,772 --> 00:19:07,955
and I want to thank you
for using Intellilink.
459
00:19:13,649 --> 00:19:16,242
The MTV Video Music Awards
will be back
460
00:19:16,367 --> 00:19:19,171
with a performance from
Yo Gabba Gabba's Foofa
461
00:19:19,296 --> 00:19:22,161
singing Pound My Sweet Strange.
462
00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:24,358
Two minutes, Foofa.
463
00:19:24,483 --> 00:19:26,877
Thanks.
Oh, my, here we go.
464
00:19:27,002 --> 00:19:28,589
Ike, wait.
465
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:30,419
Get out of here, dude.
466
00:19:30,585 --> 00:19:33,047
There's been a mistake.
You don't understand.
467
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,713
No, you don't understand, wuss.
468
00:19:34,838 --> 00:19:36,525
Why can't you just let me grow up?
469
00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:38,552
Why do you keep harassing me?
470
00:19:38,718 --> 00:19:41,097
Because you're my little
brother, goddamn it,
471
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,108
and even when I'm 50 and you're 45,
472
00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:46,393
you're still gonna be
my little brother.
473
00:19:46,559 --> 00:19:48,938
All right, y'all, here comes
our next big act.
474
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,292
Ike, I don't care if you want
to grow up.
475
00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:53,734
I just want to be by
your side while you do it.
476
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,921
Give it up for the sexiest
bitch on earth.
477
00:19:56,046 --> 00:19:57,671
It's Foofa!
478
00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:00,016
Come on, Ike.
479
00:20:00,578 --> 00:20:01,261
Ike?
480
00:20:01,386 --> 00:20:03,308
He's right, Foof.
Part of growing up
481
00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:05,085
is rebelling, but I'm gonna get older
482
00:20:05,210 --> 00:20:07,828
whether I like it or not.
So why push it?
483
00:20:08,175 --> 00:20:10,657
I think I'm gonna let it
happen naturally.
484
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:13,338
- Yay!
- Yay!
485
00:20:14,219 --> 00:20:15,339
Foofa?
486
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,308
? Come on, come on
487
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:25,797
? Pound my strange
488
00:20:26,045 --> 00:20:28,310
* Pound it like this,
pound it like that *
489
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:34,645
It was a mistake.
490
00:20:35,129 --> 00:20:35,799
What?
491
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:37,958
Trying to reform Canada's
health care system
492
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:40,329
and being too stubborn
to admit it wasn't working...
493
00:20:40,454 --> 00:20:42,645
Even when my wife said the
system was too complicated.
494
00:20:42,770 --> 00:20:43,862
I wouldn't listen!
495
00:20:43,987 --> 00:20:46,716
Oh, Terry, I was trying
to get your attention.
496
00:20:46,964 --> 00:20:48,914
I'm sorry I queefed in your face.
497
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:49,967
I deserved it.
498
00:20:50,092 --> 00:20:51,971
Anyone who thinks streamlining
health care
499
00:20:52,096 --> 00:20:54,194
into an integrated computer
system would go smoothly
500
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:56,241
deserves a giant queef in their face.
501
00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,349
Thank you, my lady.
502
00:20:58,650 --> 00:21:00,449
So Intellilink is gone, my lord?
503
00:21:00,574 --> 00:21:03,053
Yes, I've upgraded
to the gold package.
504
00:21:03,219 --> 00:21:04,912
Within no time, Canadians everywhere
505
00:21:05,037 --> 00:21:06,463
will be getting
their correct medications
506
00:21:06,588 --> 00:21:08,684
and going back to normal.
507
00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:21,645
- Ike?
- Kyle.
508
00:21:21,770 --> 00:21:24,074
It's Dora The Explorer!
509
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,118
Come on, let's climb the mountain.
510
00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:28,665
It sure is!
You want me to watch it with you, Ike?
511
00:21:28,790 --> 00:21:29,956
Yay.
512
00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:32,291
We made it to the top.
513
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,793
Oh, man, I wouldn't mind
hitting that.
514
00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:37,970
I bet she's got that hot
Puerto Rican strange.
515
00:21:38,947 --> 00:21:40,585
Yeah, I bet she does.
516
00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:42,343
Yay!
517
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:45,346
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