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Hey, everyone, excuse me.
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Everybody, can I just have
a second of your time, please?
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Everyone listen up.
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Listen, everybody I owe Kyle
a big apology,
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and I want to do it in front of
everyone because I was wrong, Kyle.
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About what?
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I'm afraid that Kyle and I got into
a little disagreement yesterday.
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Yeah, yeah, it was pretty nasty.
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And I was totally wrong
and you were right, Kyle.
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I thought only humans
could be gingers.
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Davin here?
Davin Miller.
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Oh, yeah, there you are.
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I owe you an apology, too, Davin.
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When Kyle said that
humans weren't the only species
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that could have light skin
and freckles,
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I totally laughed in his face.
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But it turns out Kyle was right.
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There are other animals
that can be ginger as well.
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I didn't believe it.
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I guess I didn't want to believe it.
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But this morning I saw a
red-haired light-skinned cow,
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I owe you, Kyle, and you, Davin,
my sincerest apologies.
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Where did you find a red-haired cow?
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Oh, would you guys like see it?
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There, there it is right there, see?
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A red-headed cow.
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Whoa!
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- Look at it!
- You were right, Kyle.
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A ginger cow.
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I shall never question your keen
intellect again.
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Wow, that's pretty trippy.
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Yeah. Yeah, be sure
to get some pictures of it.
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I'm pretty sure this occurs
only rarely in nature.
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All right, Cartman, joke's over.
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What joke?
This is real.
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Tell everyone you made the cow
look like that.
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No! No, you were right, Kyle.
I was wrong!
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Bully, Eric.
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I sure do admire your courage to
admit when you've made a mistake.
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Thank you, butters!
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I gotta go show this to my mom.
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Let's go get the kindergarteners.
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They're gonna wanna see this too.
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Yeah, be sure to show everyone, guys.
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It's really amazing.
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Ha ha.
Ah, too good, too, too good.
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Even the dumbest lie can have
big consequences.
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Yes, you're right, Kyle.
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I'm sure that is going to have
earth-shattering consequences.
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Your attention, please.
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Will Kyle Broflovski report to
the principal's office?
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Huh?
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Kyle Broflovski to the principal's office.
Please. Mkay.
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Ha ha!
What you do, Kyle?
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- Nothing.
- Busted!
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Thanks for coming, Kyle.
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What's going on?
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Kyle, these men have apparently come
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all the way from Israel
to speak with me,
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but we need a translator.
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I don't speak Hebrew.
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Kyle, please try your best.
It seems pretty important.
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This boy... mkay... is Jew.
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Mkay? Jew like you.
Okay?
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Please...
Please try... speak to Jew.
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We're just trying to tell them
that we come on very urgent business.
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Anything?
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He said they come on urgent business.
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Oh, what did he need?
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Look, we believe that this school
has something
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which is of the utmost
important to our people.
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We wish to see the red cow.
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The red... come on, you can't
possibly be here for that.
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For what?
What did he say, Kyle?
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Please, you must understand.
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The fate of the world is at stake.
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The coming of a red heifer is
the most holy sign in all of Judaism.
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It signals the beginning of the end.
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It is not just our religion,
but Islam and Christianity as well.
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They all agree on one thing...
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That the red heifer
means the end of times.
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Did you catch any of that, Kyle?
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- It's right over here by...
- Oh, my holy schmear!
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The Muslims, they beat us here.
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What's going on, Kyle?
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He said the Muslims beat them here.
Goddamn it!
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Step away.
You all know what this means.
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Yes.
And you know you're about to die.
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Hold on, everybody,
this thing isn't even...
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Don't touch it!
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Well, I just ran to
the school and told everyone
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"Hey, there's a red-headed cow outside.
You should all see it."
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Cartman, stop!
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You don't know what you're doing.
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I'm pretty sure that this cow
can make ginger cheese
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which is like a Swiss cheese,
except instead of holes it has freckles.
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Nooooo!
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The Muslims and the Christians
are calling for a meeting
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to discuss the terms of war.
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Very well.
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Let us meet to discuss how
the world as we know it ends.
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All right, so far we agree
there'll be no automatic rifles,
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no shanks, and no chemical weapons.
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If there can be no chemical weapons,
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then the Christians can use
no nuclear weapons.
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Oh, come on.
Without nuclear weapons,
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what kind of final Armageddon
is this gonna be?
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- Yeah!
- That's right!
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Could we agree on
non-ballistic nuclear only?
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- Yeah, I suppose that's fine.
- That makes sense.
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Non-ballistic nuclear only.
All right.
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Now on to prisoners.
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Are we all agreeing to decapitations?
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Of course we are!
What do you think this is?
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Yeah, come on.
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!
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Has anyone noticed something?
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We are all in a room together.
Talking.
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Has it occurred to anyone else
that this prophecy,
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which amazingly
is in all three religions,
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could actually be meant
to bring us together?
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The prophecy says the red
heifer signals the end.
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Could it mean the end of war?
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If the cow is sacrificed in Israel,
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according to the prophecy,
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then perhaps it could
bring about peace.
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Moooo!
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After all the years
of holy wars and hatred,
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a possibility for peace
in the middle east.
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In the past 48 hours, Jews,
Muslims, and Christians
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have met in Israel
to sort out their differences.
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It may be a rocky road,
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but many say the chance
for peace is real
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and all because of a red cow
discovered by a young boy
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here in the U.S.
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Hey, Kyle, you got a minute?
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Yeah.
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I've got to tell you something, Kyle.
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The red-headed cow... isn't real.
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I made him up.
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- No shit.
- I totally lied, Kyle.
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And when you asked me if I lied
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I looked you right in the eye
and I said no.
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I owe you an apology, and I mean it.
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Well, it's okay.
There's no denying
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it all worked out
for the best this time.
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No! No, Kyle, you said
it's never for the best.
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Remember that?
And you're right.
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- You're right, Kyle!
- Oh, no, no, no.
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Cartman, don't you do this.
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The middle east is finally at peace.
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But it's not true.
Kyle, I'm being serious.
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I really think I have
to tell the truth.
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I don't know how I can live
with this.
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I don't think I can unless...
Unless, I don't know,
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maybe you called
your mom a fat skank.
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Maybe if you said that to your mom
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and told her her tits
belonged in a morgue,
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then maybe somehow
I can live with this lie.
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Dude, go to hell!
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You're right.
You're right, Kyle.
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I should just tell the truth
and be done with it.
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Wait.
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- Mom.
- Hi, Bubie.
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Mom, there's something
I need to tell you.
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What is it, Kyle?
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You're a fat skank, Mom.
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Kyle, oh, my gosh!
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What did you just say?
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You're a fat skank, mom,
and your tits belong in a morgue.
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Oh, my God.
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Ms. Broflovski, are you okay?
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Does he always talk to you like that?
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{pub}Yeah, come on over here.
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I got some more stuff
in my locker, Kyle.
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How come you're carrying
Cartman's stuff?
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I just thought it would be nice.
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Kyle's doing all kinds of
things for me.
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He finished my homework, gave me
the soda from his lunch.
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I think he's just really stoked on me
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for helping bring peace
to the middle east.
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- Right, Kyle?
- Yes, Sir.
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Oh, looks like most everyone's here.
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Wasn't there something you
wanted to say, Kyle, remember, about...
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Yes.
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I love Cartman's farts.
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You what?
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Yummy, yummy, yummy, I want
Cartman's farts in my tummy.
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Dude, what the hell
are you talking about?
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Yummy, yummy, yummy,
can I please have
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Cartman's farts in my tummy?
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Okay, okay!
Jesus.
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Lay down on your back, Kyle.
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Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy...
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Let's see what I can muster up here.
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Let's see.
Oh... oh!
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Yummy, yummy.
Thank you, Cartman.
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What the fuck?
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Come on in.
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Mr. Mackey, can I talk to you?
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Sure, Kyle what's the matter?
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If you knew something
but couldn't tell anyone,
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what would you do?
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Well, Kyle living with a lie
is never a good thing, mkay?
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Could you maybe just tell me?
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Okay.
Okay.
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I love having Cartman's farts
in my tummy.
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I love it.
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I love it so, so much.
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Well, why do you like his
farts in your tummy?
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Because they taste so yummy.
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Well, Kyle, that's kind of odd.
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Not sure how to help you with that.
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Mr. Mackey, could I...
Oh, hey, sorry.
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Am I interrupting?
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Not if you have some
delicious farts for me.
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Kyle, are you sure?
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Please.
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All right.
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Yummy, yummy.
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M... kay.
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Today begins the new Israel.
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Today we are all united as one.
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Chakam Balada.
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Chakam Balada.
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Chakam Balada!
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Now, let us celebrate
under one symbol.
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No way, no way!
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Epic!
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Hello, Israel!
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? I heard the news, baby
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? All about your disease
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The party is officially under way.
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Jews, Christians, and Muslims
have united,
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ushering in ten years of Van Halen.
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Out in the crowd people are
celebrating like never before.
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&No doubt Israel is the
happiest rockingest place to be.
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- Hey, Kyle.
- Hey.
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Kyle, there's peace
in the middle east.
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They're saying maybe
it's going to lead to peace
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all over the world.
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Everyone's really happy.
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You should be too.
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I am happy, Stan.
I'm thrilled.
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Dude, we've been friends a long time.
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Can you just tell me why you
like Cartman's farts so much?
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I just do, Stan.
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You like how they smell,
how they taste?
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Yes.
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- They're really that good?
- Yes.
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- Should I try them?
- No!
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Yummy, yummy.
Yummy, yummy.
254
00:14:07,670 --> 00:14:09,220
This is Cartman.
I have to take it.
255
00:14:09,345 --> 00:14:10,285
Hello?
256
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:11,895
Hey, I was just about to order
some dinner.
257
00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:14,220
What sounds better in your
mouth tomorrow, Thai or Greek?
258
00:14:14,901 --> 00:14:16,809
- I don't care.
- I care, Kyle.
259
00:14:16,934 --> 00:14:18,853
You should have a say in this.
They're your yummy farts.
260
00:14:18,978 --> 00:14:20,926
- Should we go with Thai?
- That's fine.
261
00:14:24,054 --> 00:14:26,016
Kyle, maybe you should get some help.
262
00:14:26,141 --> 00:14:28,220
Please, just leave it alone, Stan.
263
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,345
Everything is as it has to be.
264
00:14:33,345 --> 00:14:34,381
I don't get it, Kenny.
265
00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:36,592
Maybe he's like
mentally ill or something.
266
00:14:36,717 --> 00:14:38,774
Whatever it is,
we got to figure it out.
267
00:14:38,899 --> 00:14:41,345
I think all those farts are
starting to go to Kyle's head.
268
00:14:45,048 --> 00:14:46,996
No more.
No more.
269
00:14:47,914 --> 00:14:49,610
Cartman, no!
No more!
270
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Kyle Broflovski.
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00:15:00,251 --> 00:15:03,319
Huh? Who...
Who is that?
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00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:06,989
Why do you endure
all the farts, Kyle?
273
00:15:07,155 --> 00:15:10,868
Because the world is at peace.
I must endure.
274
00:15:11,034 --> 00:15:15,539
What you are doing
is the most awesome thing ever.
275
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I... I know.
276
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:20,503
Who else would take such torment?
277
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:23,412
That's... that's kinda
what I was thinking.
278
00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:25,748
You should like shave your head
279
00:15:25,873 --> 00:15:27,427
and get all peaceful about it.
280
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Your sacrifice saves the world.
281
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Yes.
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I endure what I must for
the sake of all humanity.
283
00:15:59,374 --> 00:16:02,063
{pub}? T-t-teacher, stop that screamin' ?
284
00:16:02,188 --> 00:16:04,063
* Teacher, don't you see*
285
00:16:04,295 --> 00:16:09,114
What can this reporter say
except that Israel freaking rocks?
286
00:16:09,239 --> 00:16:11,324
Things just keep getting
better here, Tom.
287
00:16:11,449 --> 00:16:13,173
And in a few days,
they'll be honoring
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00:16:13,298 --> 00:16:16,406
the little boy who discovered
the red cow here on stage,
289
00:16:16,531 --> 00:16:18,936
and things are gonna go off!
290
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,117
You gonna come with me
to Israel, Kyle?
291
00:16:21,242 --> 00:16:23,206
Yes. Yes, I will.
292
00:16:23,331 --> 00:16:24,223
Huh? You coming?
293
00:16:24,348 --> 00:16:25,761
Yes, whatever you want.
294
00:16:25,886 --> 00:16:27,553
Okay, I want the whole world to see
295
00:16:27,678 --> 00:16:28,513
how much you love my farts.
296
00:16:28,638 --> 00:16:29,727
Plane leaves tomorrow.
297
00:16:31,711 --> 00:16:32,699
Kyle, don't do this.
298
00:16:32,824 --> 00:16:34,845
Don't eat Cartman's farts
in front of the whole world.
299
00:16:34,970 --> 00:16:36,511
Just stop, please.
300
00:16:36,836 --> 00:16:39,264
It's okay.
Everyone, it's okay.
301
00:16:39,504 --> 00:16:41,665
Perhaps one day
you will all understand.
302
00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:44,587
What I do, I do because I care about
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00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,422
each and every one of you.
304
00:16:49,852 --> 00:16:52,408
Well, now he just sounds like
a self righteous asshole.
305
00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:58,173
- Hey, Kyle.
- Hello, Stan.
306
00:16:59,177 --> 00:17:00,546
Dude, we need to talk.
307
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:01,937
This has to stop.
308
00:17:02,103 --> 00:17:04,440
There are greater things at
work than what you understand.
309
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,168
If you want to suck farts,
Kyle, that's fine, go ahead.
310
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,612
But you can't suck farts
and be a dick about it.
311
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,447
I'm actually the complete opposite.
312
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,907
All of a sudden you seem to think
you're above everyone else.
313
00:17:14,073 --> 00:17:15,201
I'm not better, I'm just...
314
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,047
doing what needs to be done
to make the world a better place.
315
00:17:17,172 --> 00:17:18,417
See? You sound like a dick.
316
00:17:19,701 --> 00:17:21,678
I happen to be the one person
who's putting
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00:17:21,803 --> 00:17:23,344
everyone else's needs
before their own.
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00:17:23,469 --> 00:17:24,919
Dick.
That's a dick talking.
319
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,294
You've had too much
of Cartman's fart.
320
00:17:26,419 --> 00:17:27,963
You got sulfur poisoning,
and now you're a dick.
321
00:17:28,129 --> 00:17:29,089
All you need to know
322
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,216
is I'm way awesomer
than you think, okay?
323
00:17:33,824 --> 00:17:36,111
I don't think Kyle really
loves Cartman's farts.
324
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:37,904
There's something else going on.
325
00:17:38,029 --> 00:17:39,330
Really? Like what?
326
00:17:39,455 --> 00:17:41,532
This all started with stupid peace
in the middle east, Kenny.
327
00:17:41,657 --> 00:17:43,325
For some reason,
it's making Kyle crazy.
328
00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:44,938
We've gotta get
to the bottom of this.
329
00:17:51,951 --> 00:17:54,576
And now, let us honor the little boy
330
00:17:54,701 --> 00:17:56,186
who helped make all his happen...
331
00:17:56,311 --> 00:17:59,701
Eric Cartman
and his best friend, Fart Boy.
332
00:18:05,222 --> 00:18:06,465
Thank you, everyone.
333
00:18:06,590 --> 00:18:09,588
It's my honor to have been
a part of this miracle.
334
00:18:09,852 --> 00:18:11,278
Isn't that right, Fart Boy?
335
00:18:11,759 --> 00:18:14,802
Can I please have one of your
piping hot farts in my mouth?
336
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,887
Are you sure, Fart Boy?
337
00:18:17,053 --> 00:18:19,639
I've had a lot of strange food
on this trip.
338
00:18:19,886 --> 00:18:22,101
Yummy, yummy.
I want your farts in my tummy.
339
00:18:22,696 --> 00:18:24,474
Excuse me, I'm sorry, everyone,
340
00:18:24,599 --> 00:18:26,493
but apparently
there's some breaking news
341
00:18:26,618 --> 00:18:28,023
in the United States.
342
00:18:28,394 --> 00:18:30,964
We're in Colorado where
the red cow was discovered,
343
00:18:31,089 --> 00:18:33,237
and apparently two boys
have shocking news
344
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,439
that might change everything.
345
00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:38,191
Yes, there's something
that you all need to know.
346
00:18:38,316 --> 00:18:39,993
The truth about the red cow.
347
00:18:40,521 --> 00:18:42,526
We have all been...
348
00:18:42,651 --> 00:18:44,857
Sorry, hang on.
349
00:18:44,982 --> 00:18:46,625
Hello?
350
00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:48,752
Dude, do not do this.
351
00:18:48,918 --> 00:18:50,109
No, dude, you don't understand.
352
00:18:50,234 --> 00:18:51,797
Cartman hasn't been telling
the truth.
353
00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:53,175
Yes, I know that!
354
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,009
Why do you think I've been
putting up with his farts?
355
00:18:57,906 --> 00:19:00,430
Oh...
356
00:19:01,597 --> 00:19:03,109
Oh what?
357
00:19:04,058 --> 00:19:06,031
I know Cartman made it all up, okay?
358
00:19:06,156 --> 00:19:08,501
I also know that nothing
is more important for humanity
359
00:19:08,626 --> 00:19:09,856
than peace in the middle east.
360
00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:11,733
I'm okay with this, Stan.
361
00:19:11,858 --> 00:19:13,214
Well, I'm not okay with it,
362
00:19:13,339 --> 00:19:14,611
'cause it's turned you
into a dick, Kyle.
363
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,780
I'm not a dick!
I'm like Gandhi.
364
00:19:16,946 --> 00:19:18,490
You know, I don't think
when Gandhi starved himself
365
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:20,452
he was all, "Dude, look how
fucking awesome I am
366
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,536
for starving.
Check me out!"
367
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,407
Okay, okay.
Stan, you're right.
368
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,736
Maybe I let being a martyr
go to my head.
369
00:19:27,861 --> 00:19:30,038
Just please, let me
stay on this path,
370
00:19:30,163 --> 00:19:32,113
and I'll try to be cool about it.
371
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,172
Okay?
I'm sorry.
372
00:19:34,442 --> 00:19:36,292
You should apologize to Kenny too.
373
00:19:37,054 --> 00:19:38,374
I'm sorry, Kenny.
374
00:19:38,499 --> 00:19:39,761
That's okay, Kyle!
375
00:19:39,927 --> 00:19:42,553
What is the new information?
376
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:47,283
The red cow...
377
00:19:48,666 --> 00:19:50,092
I saw it too.
378
00:19:50,614 --> 00:19:52,732
It came down from the sky
in a flash of light.
379
00:19:52,857 --> 00:19:54,651
It was a miracle.
380
00:19:54,817 --> 00:19:58,322
- Hooray!
- Oh, no, it was a miracle?
381
00:19:58,646 --> 00:20:00,538
Then it's not true.
382
00:20:01,031 --> 00:20:02,838
The prophecy is not true.
383
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:07,243
Wait, I thought we were all here
384
00:20:07,368 --> 00:20:10,626
because of the prophecy of
a miraculous red cow.
385
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,510
No, the prophecy
is that one day a fat child
386
00:20:13,635 --> 00:20:16,965
with a small penis would
decorate a cow to look ginger.
387
00:20:17,131 --> 00:20:20,594
Not that one would miraculously
just fall from the sky.
388
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,971
I knew this all too good to be true.
389
00:20:23,137 --> 00:20:26,516
We're associating with these
heathens for no reason!
390
00:20:26,682 --> 00:20:28,018
Small penis?
391
00:20:28,184 --> 00:20:29,548
The party's over.
392
00:20:29,673 --> 00:20:32,767
Muslims, Jews, and Christians
are back at each other's throats
393
00:20:32,892 --> 00:20:36,860
and Israel is once again
a place of conflict and turmoil.
394
00:20:37,454 --> 00:20:39,279
Please, you have to listen to me!
395
00:20:39,445 --> 00:20:41,406
The prophecy actually did come true!
396
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:44,117
- No, it didn't.
- Yes, it did!
397
00:20:44,283 --> 00:20:46,813
The prophecy was a fat boy
with a small penis
398
00:20:46,938 --> 00:20:49,414
would one day decorate a cow
to look ginger.
399
00:20:49,819 --> 00:20:52,209
We should have known
a prophecy like this
400
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:55,045
was too impossible
to ever come to be.
401
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,272
But that is what happened.
It is!
402
00:20:57,397 --> 00:20:58,486
Tell them, Cartman.
403
00:20:58,783 --> 00:21:00,604
No, Kyle, you were right.
404
00:21:00,729 --> 00:21:03,766
I see now that little lies
can cause huge problems.
405
00:21:03,891 --> 00:21:06,561
- But it's the truth!
- No, it's not, Kyle.
406
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:08,558
I have a huge dick.
407
00:21:08,724 --> 00:21:10,669
Sorry, boys, but we
gotta get to a fight.
408
00:21:10,794 --> 00:21:12,420
There's a rumble at the wailing wall.
409
00:21:14,948 --> 00:21:17,179
So it was all for nothing.
410
00:21:17,503 --> 00:21:20,877
The whole time I was eating
farts for nothing.
411
00:21:21,273 --> 00:21:23,165
Cheer up, Kyle, I'm sure
this isn't the first time
412
00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:24,732
someone who thought they were
suffering for humanity
413
00:21:24,857 --> 00:21:26,437
was actually just sucking farts.
414
00:21:26,804 --> 00:21:28,851
Hey, how about we get
a little dessert,
415
00:21:28,976 --> 00:21:30,009
help cheer you up?
416
00:21:37,916 --> 00:21:41,258
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