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All right, parents and students,
please take your seats.
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Okay, okay.
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Now, as you know,
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there was an incident
at the school last week
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involving a student
referring to rape
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as a "Hot Cosby."
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M'kay?
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Listen, listen!
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Principal Victoria
has been fired.
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- Whoa.
- What?
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- Fired?
- Sweet, dude!
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And a new person
has been appointed
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to try and make
South Park Elementary
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a more progressive place
that fits in with today's times.
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M'kay?
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So, please welcome
P.C. Principal.
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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All right, listen up.
My name is P.C. Principal.
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I don't know about you,
but frankly, I'm sick and tired
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of how minority groups are
marginalized in today's society.
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I'm here because this place
is lost in a time warp!
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Students who still use
the word "retarded."
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A teacher who said
women without wombs
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should get an AIDS test.
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Oh, I was a lesbian then.
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A chef person of color
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who the children
had sing soul songs
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and who the children drove
to kill himself.
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No, he got brainwashed
by a cult.
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And that's two days detention
for you, young man.
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- We'll see you at 4:00.
- What?
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Let me ask you this ...
We're in Colorado, right?
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Where are the Hispanic kids?
Huh?
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Where are the ethnic
and racial minorities?
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Well, we have Token.
He's black.
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And that's two days detention
for you, Mackey.
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Congratulations.
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Wha... I got detention?
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I Googled South Park
before I came here,
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and I could not believe the shit
you are getting away with.
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People claiming to be advocates
of transgender rights,
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but really just wanting to use
the women's bathroom.
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A white man
who thinks he's Chinese,
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and built a wall
to keep out Mongolians.
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Ooh, I hate-a Mongolians!
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What the fuck is this?
Are you fucking kidding me?
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I'm telling you all,
this is done.
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Like it or not, P.C. is back,
and it's bigger than ever.
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Woo! Woo! Woo!
You hear that?
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That's the sound of 2015
pulling you over, people.
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Suck it.
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Man, I guess things are gonna
be different around here.
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You know what?
I think it's good.
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Let's face it,
this is long overdue.
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Did you guys hear?
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Cartman got
four days detention
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for calling Heidi Turner
"clitty litter."
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Rmphm?
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But the thing is,
Eric isn't even fighting it.
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It's like he's all sad
and scared.
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Good!
He should be sad and scared.
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These things do matter.
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And I already feel better
to be at a school
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where we can start
to have a dialogue
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and talk about this stuff.
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Will Kyle Broflovski
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report to the principal's
office immediately, m'kay?
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Kyle Broflovski.
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Did I say that all right?
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Uh, hi.
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I'm Gerald,
Kyle Broflovski's father.
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Have a seat.
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I've been talking
with your child,
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and we're gonna be giving him
two weeks detention.
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What's this about, Kyle?
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Your son said some things
to a fourth-grade girl
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that, frankly,
make me want to puke.
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Now that I'm principal,
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I'm not gonna allow anyone
at this school
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to be made feel unsafe
and harassed.
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W-W-What did he say?
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You'll have to excuse
my language.
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"I don't think Caitlyn Jenner
is a hero."
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This kind of transphobic
and bigoted hate speech
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isn't gonna fly here, bro!
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I thought we were all on board
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that Caitlyn Jenner
is an amazing, beautiful woman
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who had the exquisite bravery
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of a butterfly
flying against the wind.
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And then this shit
comes out of people's mouths!
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P.C. Principal,
I-I'm sure Kyle
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was just referring
to Bruce Jenner as a person,
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and not trying to say
anything against ...
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You got a fucking problem,
bro?
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No.
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'Cause it's not
Bruce fucking Jenner!
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It's Caitlyn, and she's
a fucking stunning woman!
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Or maybe you're the one
teaching him
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to demean women
in the first place.
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Huh?! What's up?
What's fucking up, bro?!
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Look, maybe we can
all just take ...
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Get the fuck out of here, dude!
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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I mean, who the hell
does this guy think he is?
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Some college kid's gonna come in
and tell us our ways are old?
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Yeah.
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And you can't bully
our kids like that.
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Kyle's already got
two weeks of detention.
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For what?
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Just 'cause he said something
about Caitlyn Jenner.
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Oh. Caitlyn Jenner?
She's a hero.
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She is stunning and brave.
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Stunning.
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She is absolutely beautiful
and an inspiration.
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- Yep.
- Yep, that's right.
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What the hell
are you guys talk...
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Uh, we got to be careful,
Gerald.
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This is a college bar.
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Somebody here have a problem
with Caitlyn Jenner?
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- No.
- No?
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'Cause she's a stunning,
beautiful woman,
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and if you want to call her
anything else,
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I'm ready to fucking throw down.
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No, no.
We're totally fine with it.
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Woo! Won!
Woo! Woo! Woo!
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"It"?
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Did somebody just refer
to Caitlyn Jenner as "it"?!
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I'm P.C., bro.
I'll throw down.
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- Sweet! You're P.C., bro?
- Yeah, Arizona State.
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Sweet, bro.
I'm P.C. UMass.
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- Fuck yeah! Sweet, dude.
- Sweet!
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So, do we have
a fucking problem here?
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No!
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Caitlyn Jenner
is the bravest woman in America.
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Wee-oo!
Wee-oo! Wee-oo!
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Did someone here
just say America
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in a way that otherizes
and demeans
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the people
of Latin and South America?!
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Nice, dude.
You P.C.?
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Yeah, Chino Hills.
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You think Venezuelans
aren't Americans, brah?!
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Yeah, you want to
make fun of me?!
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Hey! What seems to be
the problem here, gentlemen?
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- Who the hell are you?
- I'm P.C. Principal.
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Oh, nice.
We're all P.C., too.
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No way!
There's more P.C. bros here?
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Yeah, dude.
Ohio State.
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Sweet, bros!
Texas A&M.
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Bro, I had no idea there
were like-minded individuals
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in this town
who defended social minorities.
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- We should all hang out!
- We should totally hang out!
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We should all
get a house together
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and unite our tolerant views.
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- Fucking do it, dude!
- Fuck yeah!
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Whoo! No problematic language
here, bro!
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Whoo!
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Well, looks like things
are getting all P.C. again.
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Fuck yeah, bro!
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Well, how long do you think
this will last?
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Lasted about six years
last time.
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We got at least
5.9 years to go.
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Uh, hey, Cartman.
What's going on?
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Aren't you going
to, uh, you know,
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go do something
about this new principal?
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I've already got
four days of detention.
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I don't want any more.
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I'm gonna start
following the rules.
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But this isn't you, Cartman!
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Yeah, where's the Eric Cartman
we know?
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The Eric Cartman we know
breaks the rules,
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and he gets away with it,
just like his hero.
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Come on.
Who's your hero, Cartman?
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Tom Brady.
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Right.
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And what does Tom Brady do
after breaking the rules?
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- Deny and subvert.
- Yeah!
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Yeah, what ...
what would Tom Brady say
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if he got caught shoplifting?
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"Everybody shoplifts.
Why are you coming down on me?"
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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You're Tom Brady, Cartman.
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And that new principal in there
is the football commissioner
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trying to dictate
his punishment to you.
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And what happens
when an invulnerable cheater
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comes up against
an elitist corporate dictator?
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A perfect storm of hypocrisy
that everyone in the country
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has to deal with
for months on end.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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You're right, guys.
I'm gonna Tom Brady this thing.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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I'm gonna say ...
I'm gonna say,
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"You're not giving me
four days of detention.
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You're only giving me one!"
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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No!
No, to hell with that!
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You're giving me
no days detention!
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And then I'm gonna go home
and fuck my hot wife,
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who's not even that hot,
kind of looks like a dude!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Thanks, guys.
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I almost forgot the lessons
that football has taught us all.
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I can get around
these pesky rules.
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Butters, I'm going to need
your underwear.
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Okay!
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Cool.
I think we did it.
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Oh, P.C. Principal.
How are you today?
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What are you doing
in the faculty bathroom?
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You know,
I think you and I
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got off on the wrong foot
the other day.
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By all means, please,
keep your dick out.
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You see, I'm not going to accept
four days of detention,
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and you're going
to apologize publicly
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for being so strict to me
and my friends at school.
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What the fuck
are you talking about?
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It's just a request, that's all.
See you around.
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Oh, you seem to have dropped
something, P.C. Principal.
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What's this?
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Why, this is
a little boy's underwear.
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Why, this is
Butters' underwear.
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What?
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P.C. Principal,
you have Butters' underwear?
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And now...
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Oh, my gosh,
it's got your DNA all over it.
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This certainly
doesn't look good for you.
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I don't need to tell anyone
about this.
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No, I think we have
an understanding.
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Capiche?
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What did you just say?
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You mean about
keeping your dick out?
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"Capiche"?
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You're associating
Italian-Americans
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to intimidation tactics?
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You better watch
your microaggressions, bro.
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O-kay.
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Look, you don't
want to end up
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like the spokesman for Subway,
do you?
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Did you just use a term
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that excludes women
from an occupation?!
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Okay, let's back up.
Aah!
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Did you just say spokesman
instead of spokesperson
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when women
are just as capable
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of selling sandwiches
as anyone?!
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Are you purposely
trying to use words
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that assert
your male privilege?!
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No, I'm sorry!
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I was just trying to frame you
for raping Butters!
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Do you think Italian-Americans
and women are less important?!
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Oh, God!
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You dare to use words
that alienate
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two communities of people
who have to deal
251
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:04,905
with verbal biases like yours
on a daily basis?!
252
00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:30,805
Can I speak
with P.C. Principal, please?
253
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,845
Oh, yeah.
We got another one, guys!
254
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,263
All right!
Bring him in, bro!
255
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,601
Get ready!
Whoo!
256
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:36,935
Wait, what?
257
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:40,398
Hey, no, I-I don't...
258
00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,313
All the pledges,
take a shot!
259
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:44,940
All right, pledgies.
260
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,233
We're excited
you want to try and be P.C.
261
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:47,697
We hope
you've got what it takes
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to join the most socially active
group in America.
263
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,242
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
264
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,236
You know, there's still
some people out there that say,
265
00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:54,613
"What does being P.C.
really mean?"
266
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,330
Well, I'll tell you
what it means.
267
00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:59,417
It means you love nothing more
than beer, working out,
268
00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,332
and that feeling you get
when you rhetorically defend
269
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,250
a marginalized community
from systems of oppression.
270
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,749
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
271
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,251
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
272
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,547
- Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
273
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,590
Whoo!
274
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,509
- Whoo-hoo!
- Let's go! Yeah!
275
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,322
You got home
pretty late last night.
276
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,066
6:00 a.m.?
277
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,453
I've joined
a social-awareness group.
278
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,574
It's a coalition that
discourages the use of
279
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,417
Words that have negative
or offensive connotations,
280
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,911
to grant respect
281
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:46,666
to people who are victims
of unfair stereotypes.
282
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,793
You got in at 6:00,
and now you're missing work.
283
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:52,046
We've been getting away
with horrible things, Sharon.
284
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,673
Having laughs at less
privileged people
285
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,515
and thinking it was harmless.
286
00:11:56,633 --> 00:12:00,183
Our group is... trying to be
a civilizing influence,
287
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,226
where we discuss
and have meetings
288
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,974
to better define
and reinforce tolerance
289
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,351
and acceptance
of all groups of people.
290
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,194
Hmm.
291
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:11,406
And do they have booze
at these meetings?
292
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:15,572
Uh, they serve refreshments,
yes.
293
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,703
Cartman?
294
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,747
We can't beat him,
you guys.
295
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,996
P.C. Principal
is too strong.
296
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,417
What do we do now?
297
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,165
There's nothing left to do.
298
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,839
I'm going to admit
I did something wrong,
299
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,008
take my punishment,
and move on.
300
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,005
I'm not Tom Brady.
301
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,507
Oh, no!
302
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,930
Dude, if we all tell the police
what the principal did,
303
00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:40,802
he'll be fired.
304
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:41,519
Yeah!
305
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:42,888
- No way.
- Why?
306
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:46,061
Because P.C. Principal
is right, Kyle.
307
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,526
You and I are bigots.
308
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,566
And it's time for us
to grow up.
309
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,405
No, you're a bigot.
310
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,820
If I can face my prejudice,
why can't you?
311
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,409
We're two privileged,
straight white boys
312
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:57,778
who have their laughs
313
00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,119
about things
we never had to deal with.
314
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,454
I'm not going to apologize
315
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,039
for saying Caitlyn Jenner
isn't a hero.
316
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,408
In fact, personally,
317
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,581
I think she's most likely
not a very good person.
318
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:07,836
Aah-aah!
319
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,752
Kyle, believe me,
I know the struggle with hatred.
320
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:13,593
Let's make ourselves
better people... together.
321
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:14,802
Come on, fat-ass.
322
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,593
No more fat shaming, Kyle.
Let's start a new chapter.
323
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,591
So you're never gonna call me
a dirty Jew again?
324
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:20,808
No.
325
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:24,270
I'm going to call you...
my friend.
326
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:27,061
Oh, fuck you.
327
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:30,230
I guess we never realized
how bad he really was.
328
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,662
All right, pledges, listen up.
329
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,281
Congratulations on making it
to the final cuts.
330
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,282
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
331
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,875
- Dude, let's go!
- Whoo-hoo!
332
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,790
Now it's time
for the final test.
333
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,959
So what you're gonna have to do
to prove you belong with P.C.
334
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,458
is go out there
and check someone's privilege.
335
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,381
- Finally!
- Yes!
336
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,004
I'm sorry,
I don't know what that is.
337
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,678
Topher, can you explain
check your privilege, please?
338
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,391
It's getting someone
to acknowledge
339
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,680
their own inherent privileges,
340
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,394
and reminding them
to put them aside
341
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,354
in order to better understand
another human's plight.
342
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,099
You see,
there's still people out there
343
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,270
like Brett fucking Favre,
344
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,189
who think
that when we all stand up
345
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,608
and applaud Caitlyn Jenner
at the ESPY Awards,
346
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:17,278
he can get away with
one of these bullshit claps.
347
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,488
It's called clapping, Favre!
348
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,988
What the fuck are you doing?
You washing your hands?
349
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,160
You're either on board
or you're not, bro.
350
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,500
Now, if he's gonna bring shame
on someone,
351
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,210
then he can have
his privilege checked,
352
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,000
and have a little shame
brought down on him!
353
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,088
You want me to shame
Brett Favre?
354
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,049
No.
355
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:38,090
'Cause there's somebody
even worse now.
356
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,229
Aah!
357
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:52,146
What the fuck, dude?!
What the fuck?!
358
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,498
I may be down,
but I'm not out.
359
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,457
Tom Brady's never out.
360
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,167
You broke
the rules!
361
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,662
Fuck you I broke the rules.
You're breaking the rules.
362
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,414
Fuck you.
You broke the rules.
363
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,837
You broke the rules how you
found out I broke the rules.
364
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,676
Yeah,
you broke the rules!
365
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,386
I'm the commissioner. I can
break the rules 'cause you guys
366
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,925
broke the rules before,
but I didn't bust you enough.
367
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,298
Just 'cause you didn't
bust us enough
368
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,675
for breaking the rules,
that doesn't mean
369
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,142
you can break the rules
busting us now.
370
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,806
Fuck both you guys.
I can do whatever I want.
371
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:28,803
I'm breaking the rules.
372
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:29,770
Fuck you, I'm Tom Brady!
373
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,015
Fuck you, I'm the commissioner.
I'll make up new rules.
374
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,483
Fuck your rules!
375
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,816
Fuck you guys.
You're always fucking rules.
376
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:35,981
Fuck all the rules!
Rules, rules...
377
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:36,898
Aah! Butters!
378
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:37,895
I'm here, Eric.
379
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,397
Oh, Butters.
380
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,490
I've lived
such a horrible life,
381
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,109
always doing whatever I want
382
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,736
and claiming it
to be for integrity.
383
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,738
- Butters?!
- Yes, Eric?
384
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,957
I'm never going back
to the person I was.
385
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,325
I swear to God.
386
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,418
From now on,
the world is going to know
387
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:55,334
a new and better
Eric Cartman.
388
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,925
Will you please tell your dad
to leave me alone?
389
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,642
Dude, what happened?
390
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,642
Your dad was on my lawn
yelling at me all night,
391
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,355
and after I finally
fell asleep,
392
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,725
I woke up Saran-wrapped
to a tree
393
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,271
with penises on my face.
394
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,440
And this.
395
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,609
Hang on.
396
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,569
Dad, did you draw dicks
on my friend's face?
397
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,287
Did I check his privilege?
Yes.
398
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,031
I had some refreshments,
399
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,579
and I checked
your friend's privilege.
400
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,418
That's my best friend, Dad.
401
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,458
Stop shaming him
because you want to fit in.
402
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:39,503
Stan, straight white males
in a capitalistic society
403
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,093
have little... understanding
of victimization
404
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,054
compared to injustices...
against underprivileged.
405
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,924
Dicks on your face
is a very first-world problem.
406
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,392
Shit!
407
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,685
Look, Kyle,
maybe you should just say
408
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,182
Caitlyn Jenner
is a hero.
409
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,230
I didn't even say
she wasn't a hero!
410
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,604
I just said
she isn't a hero to me!
411
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,480
I didn't like Bruce Jenner
as a person
412
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:03,777
when he was
on "The Kardashians,"
413
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,275
and I don't suddenly
like him now.
414
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,776
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
415
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:07,823
Her.
416
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,446
Her! Yes!
417
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,075
Oh, it's no use, Butters.
418
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,201
I want to get out there
419
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,543
and start making
positive changes,
420
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,755
but I can barely even walk.
421
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,123
How is everybody doing?
422
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,249
Well, they're fine.
423
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,001
Everyone's just kind of
keeping their mouths shut.
424
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,297
It's kind of nice.
425
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,796
So the P.C. guys
are leaving people alone.
426
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:27,843
Well, except for...
427
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:28,931
Who?
428
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,517
Well ... Well, now they've made
Kyle their main target.
429
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,148
Kyle?
430
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,984
My friend Kyle?
431
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,363
Eric, what are you doing?
432
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,823
I don't have a choice.
433
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,658
I have to take
these P.C. people out.
434
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,118
Oh, but I thought
you agreed with them.
435
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,533
I do,
but I have to help Kyle
436
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:54,157
even if I don't agree with
his hateful, bigoted thoughts.
437
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,955
Kyle's view may be warped.
438
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,452
I personally think
Caitlyn Jenner
439
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,453
is a stunning hero.
440
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,252
But that doesn't mean
I'll stand by
441
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,090
while Kyle's intolerance
is dealt with violently.
442
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,630
We're going to war with these
P.C. people once and for all.
443
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,970
Butters, I'm going to need
200 pregnant Mexican women
444
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,009
and some taco launchers.
445
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,974
Well, okay!
446
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,469
Social justice!
One, two, three! Woo, woo!
447
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,767
I want to be P.C.!
Woo, woo!
448
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,015
It's just the way to be for me!
449
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,642
And you!
Woo, woo!
450
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,689
Your hateful slurs are through!
Woo, woo!
451
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,312
I call "woo, woo" on you!
452
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,691
Woo, woo! We'll fight until
you're P.C. black and blue!
453
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,192
Woo, woo!
454
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:32,696
We are language police
fighting bigotry!
455
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,993
Hurtful words
can suck our turds,
456
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,582
'cause it's P.C. for me!
457
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,372
- And you!
- Woo, woo!
458
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,664
- Yeah!
- Fuck yeah, bro!
459
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,082
- Fuck yeah!
- Fuck yeah! P.C., bro!
460
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,126
All right.
461
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,295
Send in the pregnant
Mexican women.
462
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,721
Oh, oh! Oh!
463
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:51,885
Fuck, bro!
464
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,553
Fire the taco launchers!
465
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,030
Syrian refugee children,
flank from the left!
466
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,203
Dude, what is this, bro?
467
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,446
I don't know, bro!
468
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,034
The Syrian refugee children
are in.
469
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,080
Send in Jared!
470
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,218
What in the world
is going on?
471
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,262
All right, good.
472
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,097
The pregnant Mexican women
are falling asleep on the tacos.
473
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,763
Jared needs backup.
Send in the Chinese drivers.
474
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,853
Aaah!
475
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,222
All right, the Syrian refugees
476
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,519
are trying to protect
their children.
477
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,812
Oh, fuck, there's Kyle.
478
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,435
What the fuck
are you doing, Kyle?
479
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,863
Enough!
480
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,277
Stop!
481
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,027
Everyone stop!
482
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:03,579
This is so wrong!
I can't let it continue.
483
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,671
This is not ever
what I intended.
484
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,916
I just want to say...
485
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,418
Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.
486
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,170
There's no other way to say it.
487
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:16,595
What she did took bravery,
and she is absolutely stunning.
488
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,065
Whoo-hoo.
489
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:48,956
Ow, hot!
490
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,799
Hot, hot! Hot, hot!
491
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,293
Ahh.
492
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:53,920
Got to hand it to you,
Marsh.
493
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,342
You really checked
that little boy's privilege.
494
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,842
Using those Syrian refugees
was genius, bro.
495
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,389
Yeah. I would've never thought
to use offensive imagery
496
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,807
and outrageous stereotypes
497
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,680
to provoke someone
to open their eyes.
498
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,227
So, I'm P.C. now?
499
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,227
You're not only P.C.,
you've actually changed my P.C.
500
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,353
Congrats.
Here's your Oakleys.
501
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,322
Oh, wow, Oakleys!
502
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,407
Oh, yeah, bro.
These are sweet.
503
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,027
So I guess P.C. Principal
is here to stay, huh?
504
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:18,948
Yes.
505
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,195
But at least
we showed him
506
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,949
that sometimes joking
about un-P.C. things
507
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,541
can actually be important
508
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,706
because it starts
a dialogue.
509
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:28,871
What's wrong, Kyle?
510
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,498
You have your cake.
Eat it, too.
511
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,876
It just seems to me
like we all lost in this,
512
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,253
and that the only person
who won was you.
513
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,299
Hmm.
514
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,014
And who does that
remind you of, Kyle?
515
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,599
Now, if you don't mind,
516
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,389
I'm gonna go home
and fuck my hot wife.
517
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,605
Who kind of looks like
a dude.
518
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:56,000
Ripped & Corrected By mstoll