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Now, last week
we were all reminded
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that intolerance still exists
in our country.
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It took a very special
young student
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to light up social media,
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and we've invited him
to the White House today
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to show our appreciation.
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Because never have there been
more tolerant, more moving words
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than Kyle Broflovski's speech
about his hero, Caitlyn Jenner.
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Come on up here, Kyle.
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You see? There!
This is why it's happening.
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Everyone's preaching
openness and acceptance,
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and so now millions
of goddamn immigrants
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are coming over the border,
and nobody seems to care!
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But what are you gonna do?
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In today's world,
it's like you can't even say
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anything negative
about illegal immigrants.
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Woo, woo, woo,
woo, woo!
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Did somebody over here say
"illegal immigrants"?
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Because the correct term
is "undocumented immigrants,"
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all right, bro?
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It's like nobody cares!
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And they just keep coming,
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crossing the border
with their dirty families,
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playing their stupid music.
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I mean, look at 'em!
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I'll bet not one of them
is here legally.
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- All right, guy!
- Hey, buddy.
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- Hey, buddy.
- Hey, what's going on, friend?
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Hey, buddy,
another Moosehead, eh?
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We should have put up
a goddamn wall.
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But wait.
There's still more.
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Because this country
was built on dreamers.
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And, Kyle, we want to make
your dreams come true.
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And so here is your hero,
Caitlyn Jenner.
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I just want to say
thank you, Kyle,
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for your beautiful words
of support.
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Now, Kyle, we got another
little surprise for you.
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We told you we were
flying you back home,
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but the truth is,
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you're getting a ride back
all the way with your hero.
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How do you like that?
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Buckle up, buckaroo.
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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Okay, children,
let's take our seats.
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As you've probably noticed,
our government has decided
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to let anyone who wants to
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cross the border
and screw up our country.
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I know you're all pissed off
as I am,
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so why don't we begin
today's lesson
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on why the once-great
empire of Rome fell to shit.
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Huh? Who can tell me
why Rome fell to shit?
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No, somebody who matters.
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All right, fine.
In the orange shirt.
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The Roman Empire, buddy,
was facing several issues, guy.
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As it reached
a new millennium, friend ...
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Oh, speak in English!
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You see, what happened
is that these immigrants
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called the Goths were welcomed
into Roman territories
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because some people
felt bad for them.
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And then the Goths
suddenly decided
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they were being oppressed,
you see?
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And so then ...
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What the hell
are you doing?
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It's 8:00 a.m., guy.
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That's it!
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Why don't you Canucks
go back where you came from?!
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You really think you can refer
to an undocumented immigrant
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As a "Canuck"?
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P.C. Principal, they got up
in the middle of my lecture
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and started playing music.
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So did you forget
that at 8:00 and 11:00,
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all Canadians face east
and play Chuck Mangione,
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or did you not care to find out
about their religious customs?
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They ... They don't
even speak English.
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Then you need to be teaching
in both languages from now on.
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Mackey, sign the faculty up for
Canadian-language night classes.
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What?!
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Yes, P.C. Principal!
R-Right away! M'kay.
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You're on thin ice,
Garrison.
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Get in line,
or you'll be out of a job, bro.
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What are they doing now?
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Well, they're all eating
together and praying.
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And they're putting syrup
on their mac and cheese.
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Ugh! So weird.
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There's just
so many of them.
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You guys, I think this
whole thing is a conspiracy.
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- What do you mean?
- Think about what happened.
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America has pretty secure
borders for years.
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Kyle gives a big speech
about tolerance and acceptance
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that goes viral.
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A bunch of Canadians
cross the border illegally.
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Kyle's brother is Canadian.
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What if Kyle knowingly
gave that speech
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to get all the illegals in?
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I'm sitting right here.
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And he's sitting right here.
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You really think
just my speech
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brought on a wave
of illegal immigration?
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You did kind of
go overboard, dude.
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What?!
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It's just, I know you like
giving speeches and stuff,
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but not everything
is black and white.
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Yeah, I mean, it's fine
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you want to go preach
about Caitlyn Jenner,
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but you can't just make
blanket statements
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about letting anyone do
whatever they want.
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I didn't even
want to give that speech!
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Yeah, yeah.
This is interesting.
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Have you guys read
Genesis 34?
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- Unh-unh.
- Well, it's intriguing.
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Because in Genesis 34,
the Jews actually did
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something similar
to what Kyle's doing now.
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I'm not responsible
for this.
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Illegal immigration
has been happening forever.
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But it's happening
a lot more now,
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after you decide to give
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a big speech
about Caitlyn Jenner
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because you want to bring down
the cultural fabric of America
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'cause you're a Jew.
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You guys, immigrants,
either legal or illegal,
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are always gonna find ways to
cross into richer countries...
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- Oh, boy. Here we go again.
- Yeah, I'm out.
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Yeah, sorry. I can't listen
to another one either.
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Happy evening, friends.
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My name is Mr. Stkrdknmibalz,
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And we are going
to learn Canadian.
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With a lot of practice,
you're going to find
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that speaking Canadian
isn't so difficult,
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and in fact, our alphabet
and yours are fairly similar.
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So why don't we begin
singing it together?
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All right, now everyone.
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Seems like everyone's afraid
to speak the truth around here.
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Well, I'm throwing my hat in
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and saying
I'll figure this thing out.
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Now, I might not understand
politics or immigration policies
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or the law
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or basic
ideological concepts.
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But damn it, I understand
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there's a bunch
of Canadians here,
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and I'm gonna do something
about it!
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All right, everyone,
listen up.
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In order
for better understanding,
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we have asked students
of Canadian origin
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to introduce you
to their culture and ...
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Hey, Leslie,
shut your fucking mouth! ...
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to introduce you
to their culture and customs.
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So let's give them
our undivided attention
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as they take us
on a whirlwind journey
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through their diverse history.
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We are the Hopewell
and Abenaki,
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first settlers
of Canadian soil, guy.
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We are French
and British explorers,
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seeking furs and goods.
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Yeah, and I'm Dan Rather,
and I got news for you ...
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Nobody wants you here!
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Sorry, not sorry.
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It's time for someone
to say it like is
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and make our country
great again.
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Garrison,
what do you think you're ...
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And I'm also not afraid
to stand up to P.C. Principal.
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You, sir, have a pizza face,
and you suck your mom's dick.
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That's it, Garrison.
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You are fired
from South Park Elementary.
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Oh, see?
And now I'm fired.
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That's the cold, hard truth
of immigration.
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Well, there's only
one immigration policy
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that I believe in,
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and that's
fuck 'em all to death!
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I'm just saying what everyone's
thinking here, kids.
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Sorry, not sorry.
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Dude, the Canadians
are pissed off.
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Can you really
blame them?
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What made Mr. Garrison
do that?
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Guys, what if this was all
exactly what Kyle planned?
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Get the Canadians here,
make them feel persecuted.
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And then what?
Uprisings, rebellion.
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Next thing you know,
they're sending us to camps
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and using us as livestock.
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You really think
Kyle would do that?
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That doesn't matter.
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We have to think of a way
to smooth this over fast.
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Yeah, we're gonna need
a symbolic union.
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A What?
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You know, what's that story
about the two sides
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that were fighting,
and then a guy from one side
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got with a girl
from the other side,
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and their love sort of
brought the groups together?
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"Lion King 2"?
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Yes, "Lion King 2."
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I mean, if we can get one of us
to go out with one of them,
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probably have sex,
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then it could be a symbol
of us all getting along.
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Yeah, it's kind of like
when the princess of one country
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marries the prince
of another.
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Oh, come on.
This is stupid.
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You guys,
when two groups of people
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don't understand each other,
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you can't just try and defuse
the tensions ...
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Is he seriously ...
Is he seriously
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giving a speech right now?
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Is he seriously
giving a speech right now?
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This is gonna have to happen
pretty fast,
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so whoever's gonna do it needs
to ask a Canadian girl out soon.
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- 1, 2, 3, not it.
- Not it.
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- Mrph rm.
- Not it.
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- Not it.
- Not it!
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No, no! Not it!
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Oh, shit!
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Support is growing
for a Colorado man
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who claims the way to deal
with illegal immigrants
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is to "fuck them
all to death."
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We go live to Minnesota.
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Tom, the political activist
is going around the country
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to get support for his agenda.
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Mr. Garrison, you believe
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the immigration problem
is easy to solve.
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Yes.
Fuck them all to death.
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Let's make this country
great again.
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And when you say,
"Fuck them all to death,"
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what are you actually
suggesting be done?
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I'm suggesting
we round them all up,
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pull down their pants,
and fuck them
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until their spirits
leave their bodies.
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And then after we've fucked
every last one of them to death,
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we build a big wall.
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And if anyone
comes over the wall,
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we fuck them to death, too!
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And then
we fuck to death all ...
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Uh, Dan? Dan?
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We are getting word that
a wall has already been built.
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I-Is that right? Yes?
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CNN is confirming that Canada
has built a wall to keep us out.
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What do you mean
they built a wall?!
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They can't build
a fucking wall!
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Oh, fuck them to death!
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Hey there!
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Beautiful day, isn't it?
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What the hell is this?!
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Oh, this?
This is a wall.
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Sorry, buddy.
Nobody allowed in.
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Can they do that?
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Look, we came to speak
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with your government
about the ...
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Yeah, no, sorry!
Everything past here is ours.
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You can't ... You can't go
past ... past here.
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We're Americans!
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We don't even
want to be over there!
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What do you think
we're gonna do?
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Well, you know,
we just don't want you
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raping our women
and stuff.
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00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,764
That is ridiculous!
252
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,555
All right, smart-ass,
that's just about enough ...
253
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,598
Look, there's just some really
cool shit back here,
254
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,062
and we don't feel like
sharing it.
255
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,647
Cool shit like what?
256
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:03,765
Don't worry about it.
257
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,267
No. What's back there?
Let me see!
258
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,438
It's all right,
Garrison.
259
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,527
No, God damn it!
Let me see!
260
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,241
What about that one
in the glasses?
261
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,359
She's kind of hot.
262
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,360
She's not hot.
263
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,704
She looks like a messed-up
cucumber with wieners on it!
264
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,663
All right.
How about the lanky one there?
265
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,078
Ooh, ooh!
What about the one in the hat?
266
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,042
She kind of looks like
Alanis Morissette, huh?
267
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,207
Alanis Morissette is like
80 years old or something!
268
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,375
- Gee!
- Okay, B-Butters, relax.
269
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,214
Well, I don't want
a Canadian girlfriend, Eric!
270
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,049
Okay,
you just want a race war?
271
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,793
No!
272
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,761
The one in the white shoes
isn't that ugly.
273
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,630
Okay, go fuck the one
in the white shoes.
274
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,632
Okay.
275
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,805
Hi. My name is Butters.
What's yours?
276
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,018
I'm Charlotte.
277
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:45,474
Oh, Charlotte,
I've never done this before.
278
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,225
You think Scar's
up there?
279
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,978
He wasn't my father,
but he's still part of me.
280
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,401
Oh, no, Simba.
We have barely begun.
281
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:55,321
We'll run away together
and ... and...
282
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,820
And start a pride
all of our own.
283
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,414
Tom, the scene at the Canadian
border is electric
284
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:04,000
as several political leaders
try and strategize
285
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,415
how to deal with being
shut out of Canada.
286
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,959
If the Canadian government
wants to put up a wall,
287
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,002
they have every right.
288
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:13,593
And yet we must ask why they
thought this to be necessary.
289
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,462
No, fuck them, and fuck you.
290
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,930
I want to see if they have
really cool shit back there.
291
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,048
What we need is a ...
292
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:22,302
No, you've got a gaping gash,
and you've got vinegary balls.
293
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,020
The Canadians can't do this!
294
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,061
Don't they realize that hundreds
of thousands of their people
295
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,683
are over here illegally?
296
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,355
Oh, you guys didn't put up
a wall?
297
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,729
And you keep your
goddamn mouth shut, smart ass!
298
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:33,730
I'll deal with you.
299
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,235
I get things done,
and I'm getting back there!
300
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,363
- Here you go.
- Thanks, Butters.
301
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,332
I'm "sore-y" I didn't know
what ice cream was.
302
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,667
What's "sore-y"?
303
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,412
Well, that's what Canadians say
to express remorse.
304
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,255
Oh.
H-Hey, that's neato.
305
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,544
Oh.
306
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,417
Hang on, Charlotte,
one sec.
307
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,215
What do you want?
308
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,259
Have you given her
the old Hot Cosby yet?
309
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,882
No. We saw a movie,
and now we're going to the park.
310
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,350
Butters,
we don't have time for that.
311
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,595
I told you, you have to cut
to the chase with a Hot Cosby.
312
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,312
If I'm gonna be with this girl,
I don't want her
313
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:07,806
someday thinking
it was all super rushed.
314
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,273
Nobody cares
about 40 years from now
315
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,063
when she suddenly changes
her mind, Butters.
316
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,777
Time is of the essence!
We're all gonna die!
317
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:16,530
Everything all right?
318
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,524
Yeah, just some
work-related stuff.
319
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,276
So, hey, I wanted to see
320
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:23,029
if you wanted come over
to my house for dinner tomorrow.
321
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,373
Oh, boy.
Yes, I'd love to.
322
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:28,960
Here we go.
Oh, God.
323
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,465
Okay, that's ... that's good.
324
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:35,708
Watch the balls.
325
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,335
Okay, all right,
give me the helmet.
326
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,838
We'll see what they've got
behind that goddamn wall.
327
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,465
You know what I am,
friends?
328
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:43,887
I'm a doer.
329
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,851
- Yeah!
- Yeah! That's right!
330
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,187
Canada says we can't go
into their country,
331
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,897
I'm going into their country!
332
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,311
And when I do,
333
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:54,936
I am fucking every last
Canadian so hard!
334
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,439
All right, let's do this.
335
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,417
MR. - Aah!
336
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:17,793
Aw, he's dead.
337
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,426
So, young man,
I understand
338
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,224
that you and my daughter
have started a romance.
339
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,346
Well, uh ...
Well, yes, sir.
340
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:33,020
And I suppose you have a thing
for Canadian girls, huh?
341
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,438
Is that it?
You've got maple fever?
342
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,606
Eh, Daddy!
343
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,694
I'm sorry, Charlotte,
but I get suspicious.
344
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,280
It's bad enough we have
to live in America.
345
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,523
Now all the boys
with maple fever
346
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,740
are gonna want to have
at our daughter.
347
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,610
- That's enough, Thomas.
- Wait.
348
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,532
You don't want to be here?
349
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,155
Why would we want
to be here?
350
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,031
Well, you know,
351
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,284
'cause everything is great here,
and we have cool stuff.
352
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,455
Canada has everything.
353
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,169
It's the greatest country
on Earth.
354
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,459
But, so,
then why did you leave?
355
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:02,717
There were several candidates
during the Canadian elections.
356
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:06,182
One of them was this brash
asshole who just spoke his mind.
357
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,596
He didn't really offer
any solutions.
358
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:11,972
He just said outrageous things.
We thought it was funny.
359
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,940
Nobody really thought
he'd ever be president.
360
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:15,933
It was a joke.
361
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,026
But we just let the joke go on
for too long.
362
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,396
He kept gaining momentum,
363
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,193
and by the time
we were all ready to say,
364
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,191
"Okay, let's get serious now.
Who should really be president?"
365
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,990
he was already being sworn
into office.
366
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,657
We weren't paying attention.
367
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,739
We weren't paying attention!
368
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,588
Geez.
How bad can a president be?
369
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:39,457
If certain people want to leave
this country, then let them!
370
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,301
You tell those pussy homos
they can suck my balls!
371
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,294
But, Mr. President ...
372
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:44,466
And tell
the prime minister of China
373
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:45,554
that he can suck my balls!
374
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,469
- Oh, and Johnson?
- Mr. President?
375
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,342
Suck my balls.
376
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,267
I'm sore-y
about my papa.
377
00:16:57,391 --> 00:17:00,861
He can be really emotional
sometimes.
378
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,355
You don't got
to be sore-y.
379
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,778
It's me
who should be sore-y.
380
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,367
I think everyone has
the wrong idea
381
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:07,701
about your people,
Charlotte.
382
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:08,785
It's okay.
383
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,701
We just have
to give them time.
384
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,619
I wasn't supposed
to have time.
385
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,834
I was supposed to give you
a Hot Cosby
386
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,545
so our species
could coexist.
387
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,040
But now I realize you guys
don't even want to be here.
388
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,006
Oh.
389
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:25,928
So do you want to be here?
Now?
390
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,174
There's really nowhere
I'd rather be.
391
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,891
If it's okay with you...
392
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:34,683
I'd like to try
a nice Slow Cosby instead.
393
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:40,151
In Canada,
we call a Slow Cosby "love."
394
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,156
Oh, look!
395
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:47,526
A shooting star.
396
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:51,405
In Canada,
we say that's good luck.
397
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:54,749
So do we.
398
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,557
Hello?
399
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:30,242
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God.
400
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,075
Hey!
401
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,414
Where is everyone, guy?
402
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,539
Geez.
403
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:10,608
Hey!
404
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,327
How did a U.S. citizen
get past my wall?!
405
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,822
I came here to find out
where my country gone.
406
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,040
Where your country gone?
Where my country gone?!
407
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,125
No, where my country gone,
bitch?!
408
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,119
Nobody talks to me
like that, buddy!
409
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,747
Nobody talks to me
like that, fwiend!
410
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,215
- Ugh! Yeah?
- Stupid asshole!
411
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,629
- Asshole!
- This is why I built that wall!
412
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,845
You think you can ...
413
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,759
There ... There you go!
There you go!
414
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,092
I came here
to do one thing!
415
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:37,514
Hey, what the ... Aah!
416
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,262
Hey, that pokes, buddy!
Aah!
417
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,014
Oh, my God, guy.
418
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,731
Please! Please, I can't ...
Oh! No, please!
419
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:43,724
No! No!
420
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:47,153
Aah! Aah! No!
421
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,482
Oh, look at them, Thomas.
422
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,609
I think
they really like each other.
423
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,111
Yes, I have to admit,
424
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,785
it seems they're actually
falling in Slow Cosby.
425
00:19:58,989 --> 00:19:59,865
I'll get it.
426
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,453
Hey did you hear the news,
buddy?
427
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,250
The Canadian president
has been fucked to death.
428
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,214
Yes! Yes!
429
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,207
What?
Are you sure?
430
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,379
What is it, Thomas?
431
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,298
Canadian president
got fucked to death, darling.
432
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:12,420
Oh, my goodness!
433
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,671
Should we go back
to Canada, then?
434
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,093
Yes, I guess, let's go back.
435
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:23,348
- See ya!
- Bye!
436
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,190
Goodbye!
See ya later!
437
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,521
Charlotte!
438
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:34,116
I'll Skype you when I'm home,
my love!
439
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:38,492
Ah, I should've done
the Hot Cosby.
440
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,580
- You did it, Garrison!
- Thank you, Garrison!
441
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,456
Friends,
I think I've proven
442
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,080
that my policies work
to get things done.
443
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,627
I know
what my true calling is,
444
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,798
and I'm gonna keep this going
all the way to Washington.
445
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,383
Hold on! Wait!
It wasn't me!
446
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,601
I wasn't the one
who brought the Canadians here.
447
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,345
It was something
just like this.
448
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,642
Don't you see?
449
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,310
If there's anything
we've learned,
450
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,774
it's that we have to stop
451
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:08,734
this kind
of sensationalistic politics
452
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,603
before the same thing
happens to us,
453
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:13,106
because if we let this
kind of...
454
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,655
this kind of...
455
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,621
Dude.
456
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,241
Unbelievable.
457
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:28,500
All right, my friends,
I have to say goodbye now
458
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:32,501
because I'm off to Washington
with my running mate.
459
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:39,344
Buckle up, buckaroo!
460
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:52,000
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