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Okay, okay, okay.
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So this guy is running
for president,
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and he hates immigrants,
and he's basically an idiot.
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Not surprisingly,
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this guy is from
a predominantly white town
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called South Park, Colorado.
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Or Shitheads of America,
Incorporated.
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I'm not sure.
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Yeah, if this guy's the best
their town has to offer,
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can you imagine
who he left behind?
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Well, hey,
I'm from South Park!
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We don't take kindly
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to respecting human beings!
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Y-You think
South Park has a university?
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Welcome to
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South Park University.
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Please open your shotguns
and slap your wives.
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I live in South Park,
and my IQ's so low,
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I gots to dig for it.
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Did someone say rape?
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That's the word for "clever"
here in South Park.
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That's not funny.
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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So not cool.
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How does someone just
rip on us like that?
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I can't believe
Jimmy Fallon hates us.
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Jimmy Fallon loves everything.
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Why would he slam
our whole town?
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Because, apparently,
he doesn't care that his jokes
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are at the expense
of actual people.
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Do you think
it's true?
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Do you think we're really
bigoted country bumpkins?
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No, hey,
we are not bumpkins, okay?
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Kenny's a bumpkin.
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Mrph rmh rm!
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We don't have junked cars
in our yards.
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That's just your family,
Kenny.
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I just hope somebody
finds a way to fix this.
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I've called you all here because
South Park has an image problem.
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Thanks to Mr. Garrison,
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we are now being referred to as
"the shitheads of America."
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One of our more politically
sensitive citizens
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has proposed an idea
for this crisis,
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and I'd like you
to hear him out.
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Hello, everyone,
I'm Randy Marsh,
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and I've been P.C.
for almost two weeks now.
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You know
we've all been making changes
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to be more socially conscious,
but have we really done enough?
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The truth is there's something
we're lacking as a community,
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and it's time we all faced it.
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What this town needs
is a Whole Foods.
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- What?!
- What?!
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Whole Foods?!
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It would instantly validate
us as a town
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that cares about stuff!
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We couldn't get a Whole Foods
to open here!
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And why not?
Huh?!
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We all just don't believe
we could get a Whole Foods
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because we don't believe
in ourselves!
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Where could it even go?!
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Mayor?
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I'm announcing a plan
for SodoSopa,
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a new urban development
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that will turn the most rundown
and dilapidated part of our town
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into a quaint center
of artisan shops and cafés.
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Lots of cities
are doing this.
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The area south
of downtown South Park
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has always been the ugly eyesore
of this town.
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But now SodoSopa is going to
bring in the fresh, new vibrancy
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that Whole Foods
can't ignore.
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We'll keep
the existing structures
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but add brick walkways
and some quaint white lights.
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A plaza in the middle
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will be a place
where young couples
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can play with their toddlers.
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And it will all be
small businesses
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like artisan cheese shops
or noodle houses.
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Oh, this is
really exciting.
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I thought this area was just
gonna stay shitty forever.
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Mrph rmh rmhmhm rm!
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Who is?
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So you think you keep all
the existing structures?
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I do. It's part of what
gives a revitalized area
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like this its charm
that the hipsters like.
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Hey, what are
you people doing?
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We're gentrifying.
It's all good.
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Okay, hold on.
Everyone, listen up.
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We understand that not everyone
is for the town
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spending money
on the SodoSopa project.
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We want everyone to be able
to voice their concerns.
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Yeah, I got concerns!
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I don't want you touching
my damn house!
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We realize that when
a rejuvenation like this
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takes place, the lower-income
residents fear
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they'll be priced out
of the area.
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What lower-income residents?
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Me? I work hard and provide
for my family just fine!
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Stewart, come on.
Your house sucks.
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Fuck you!
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If you people want to
turn something into
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a vibrant arts district,
then do it to Randy's house.
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My house is nice.
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Mr. McCormick,
you will be living in
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the most vibrant part
of the entire town.
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SodoSopa is the future
of South Park.
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There'll be amazing food
and incredible shops
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right at your doorstep.
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And we want to assure
the lower-income families
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that we are going to take
the time to do this right.
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All right, guys.
Welcome to Steed.
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Do we have any allergies?
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No, nothing.
And we want to try everything!
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Wow.
Can you believe this place?
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Yeah.
The food is unbelievable.
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It's like a dream come true,
Nelson.
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This area is gonna
put our town on the map.
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I don't know what happen
all my customers.
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I use to have people
come in here, fill every table.
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Now it's like nobody
want anything to do
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with my authentic chitty food.
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This town is changing
so fast, you know?
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This town changing so fast.
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Everybody want to be P.C.,
be updated.
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It's like I'm a relic ...
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a rost relic from another time,
you know?
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I don't know. Sometime I feel
like I outstayed my welcome.
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That's just how I feel,
you know?
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Uh-huh.
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It's like my accent make people
uncomfortable or something.
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How a Chinese man supposed
to survive in this world?
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Oh, welcome to Chitty Wok.
Can I take your order, please?
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Hey, Mike,
what you doing, man?
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The guys are all meeting
down at SodoSopa.
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At what?
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They've totally revitalized
this area south of downtown.
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- You got to check it out.
- Oh, sweet, dude.
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SodoSopa?
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What the hell is a SodoSopa?!
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What the fuck?!
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Mommy,
can we go eat outside?
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No, we can't go
eat outside.
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But, Mommy,
they have ice cream.
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We can't afford
$10 ice cream, all right?
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If you want nice things,
then go out and get a job!
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Except you won't make money
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because you just bust your ass
and then barely get by
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while everyone around you
gets richer!
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Just face it.
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Things are never gonna change
around here.
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- What's he gonna say?
- Maybe they won't even answer.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!
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Hi. Um, yes.
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My name is Randy Marsh,
and, um, we would like to
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try and get a Whole Foods
in our town.
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Yes, that's right.
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Uh, yes.
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It's, uh, South Park, Colorado.
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No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
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No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
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It's not at all what you think!
It ...
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Yes, it's where the presidential
candidate is from.
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No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
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Hold on, hold on, hold on!
SodoSopa, SodoSopa!
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We have a SodoSopa!
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The town is completely
different! SodoSopa!
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We have an arts
and entertainment district.
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Cultural.
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Yes. Okay.
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Okay.
Yes, I-l understand.
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Thank you.
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They said they maybe might
send over a representative.
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There's a certain quality
to the vibe and energy
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that is SodoSopa,
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from the independent merchants
and unique cafes
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to the rustic charm
of a mixed-income crowd.
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Where else can you let loose
your wild side
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while still being a part
of helping the local economy?
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And now a chance to own a piece
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of this most exciting area
of South Park.
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Announcing The Lofts
at SodoSopa.
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2,000-square-foot flats
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that put you right in the heart
of it all.
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After a night out eating
and shopping in SodoSopa,
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just take a few steps,
and you're home.
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With modern styling,
these lofts are sleek,
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sexy, and oh so SodoSopa.
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And for those
very privileged few,
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the most private and exclusive
ownership opportunity is here.
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Announcing The Residences
at The Lofts at SodoSopa.
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Now you can have access
to luxury refined
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while still just steps away
from the action.
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These finely appointed
residences all feature
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state-of-the-art finishes
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and balconies with views
of historic Kenny's house.
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It's a place to laugh.
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It's a place to gather.
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A place to mingle with people
of all economic classes.
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And now it's a place to live.
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SodoSopa. Welcome home.
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And we are
going to take business back
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from SodoSopa!
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Oh, hello.
You here for job?
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Please join the others,
please.
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Some say I cannot survive
in today's world.
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But if there's one asset
that the Chinese man has,
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it's a-tactical use
of child labor.
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And together, child labor force,
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we are going to bring SodoSopa
to its knees.
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This is it, people.
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This is what we've all
been working for.
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The future of our town
depends on us
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being on our best behavior.
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No swearing, no weirdness,
and no speeches!
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He's coming!
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Go, go!
Everyone in place!
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Hello, sir.
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On behalf of everyone here
in South Park,
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please let me say
we are very excited
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to be in consideration ...
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Everyone,
please go about your business.
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I need to see this town
in its normal goings-on
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to see if it is indeed
a Whole Foods town.
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Okay. Looking good,
child labor force!
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We gonna make Chitty Wok
updated and beautiful!
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Let's go,
child labor force! Let's go!
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No, no, Dennis. You don't use
too much cleaner on the table.
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That stuff expensive.
Now, listen, everybody!
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This is a big day.
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We gonna take the business back
from SodoSopa!
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And how we gonna do it,
child labor force?
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That's right ...
By taking pride in our work!
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With the way this place
is looking,
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we gonna have people rushing in
any second!
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Okay, everyone go about
your business.
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Oh, here they come!
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Everyone act normal!
No, don't act normal, act good!
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There they go.
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Wait, wait!
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Chitty Wok!
Take-a order, please!
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Take-a...
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Take-a order, please?
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The previous principal
of the school was let go
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so that someone more progressive
could take over.
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Hey, bro. I'm the new principal
of the school.
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My name's P.C. Principal.
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P.C. Principal.
I like that.
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So you've just
recently moved here?
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That's right.
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And do you believe this town
is deserving of a Whole Foods?
250
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,795
You know, I think
it's changed a lot.
251
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,884
I really do.
I've seen some real progress.
252
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,253
Definitely had some holdouts,
253
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,221
people that went kicking
and screaming into 2015,
254
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:36,760
but, yes, I think
they deserve it.
255
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,508
Mm-hmm.
256
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,681
Show me a classroom,
please.
257
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:44,102
But if Pluto isn't a planet,
who can tell me what it is?
258
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,394
Oh, hello.
259
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,392
This is our new
fourth-grade teacher.
260
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,565
She's very normal
and professional.
261
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,984
Please continue as if
I am not here.
262
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,528
Okay, so, uh, children,
263
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:57,619
anyone want to tell me
what Pluto is classified as?
264
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,078
Anybody?
265
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,538
Okay.
266
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:04,034
Well, Pluto is actually
a dwarf planet.
267
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,456
That means it's neither a planet
nor a natural satellite.
268
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:07,749
Is there a reason
269
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,463
the children with disabilities
and black child
270
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,298
are front and center?
271
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,760
Oh, no, that's just where
they always sit.
272
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,925
Next to our beloved Craig there,
who is a homosexual.
273
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,469
Mm-hmm.
274
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:23,060
Uh, can ... can I show you
the most exciting part of town?
275
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,731
This is historic SodoSopa.
276
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:34,652
It's our vibrant and charming
arts and foods district.
277
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:36,774
Hmm.
278
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,322
I enjoy how you've retained
the lower-income housing
279
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,446
with the updated
and quaint urban developments.
280
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,448
That's really
what our town is about.
281
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:44,745
Oh, hello again!
282
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:47,119
Steven and I were
just heading to SodoSopa
283
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,245
to enjoy
some specialty foods.
284
00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,130
Hmm.
285
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,848
I have seen enough
for today.
286
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,512
I am weary.
Where shall I sleep?
287
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:03,600
Oh, yes, of course.
288
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,015
Uh...
289
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,480
Uh, well, tonight,
you're at our Motel 6.
290
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,691
But we'd like to show you
the plans
291
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,276
for something
extremely exciting.
292
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,231
You can't say "excitement"
293
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,485
without saying "SodoSopa. "
294
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:22,658
The food, the art,
the nightlife.
295
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,498
With The Lofts and Residences
at SodoSopa,
296
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:28,289
all the action
was just a few steps away.
297
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,411
But what
if you could actually live
298
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:34,666
in the most central location
that SodoSopa has to offer?
299
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,964
Well, now you can.
300
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:40,180
Announcing
The Villas at Kenny's House,
301
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,845
the most sought-after address
in all of South Park
302
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,967
for only
the very privileged few.
303
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,812
Now you can relax in your
state-of-the-art deck spa
304
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:51,274
while taking in views
of that mixed SodoSopa culture.
305
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,563
Shut your damn mouth,
bitch!
306
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,185
You shut your mouth,
or I'll shut ...
307
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,687
But that's not all.
308
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,315
The Villas at Kenny's House
will also feature access
309
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,737
to a private fitness center,
clubhouse,
310
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,576
and so much more,
311
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,037
plus a breezeway
to the proposed Whole Foods
312
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,326
just steps away.
313
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,074
The Villas at Kenny's House ...
314
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,497
Welcome home.
315
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,223
Hey, that's okay,
we close.
316
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,513
All the other child labor
go home.
317
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,137
Mrph rmhmhm
rm mrph rmhmhm rm!
318
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:32,982
I like you, Dennis.
319
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,567
You work a-real hard.
320
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,818
I wish I could give you more.
You deserve more.
321
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,527
But I think
I'm gonna have to shut down.
322
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:47,952
Now that SodoSopa open,
I'm the shitty part of town!
323
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:51,042
And everyone hates
the shitty part of town.
324
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,833
Mrph, mrph rmhmhm rm.
325
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,421
Oh, what do you know
about living
326
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,211
in the shitty part of town,
Dennis?
327
00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,921
Mrph!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
328
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,919
- You have idea?
- Mrph rmhmhm rm!
329
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,796
Oh-ho, that's the spirit!
330
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,298
Let's go,
child labor!
331
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,676
Let's go, child labor!
332
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,145
So these are the cattle
that the local shops
333
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,523
and restaurants
are supplied with?
334
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:25,242
Uh, these are local cows,
yes.
335
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,407
And where does the butchery
take place?
336
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,155
Uh, that's right
over there.
337
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:35,461
And are the bullets made
from reclaimed metals?
338
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,171
I believe they are.
339
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,289
Rancher,
could you make sure?
340
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,336
Randy! Steven!
341
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:40,925
We've got a big problem!
342
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,294
The owner of City Wok
343
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,386
has child labor
making videos for him!
344
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,380
What?!
345
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,553
Oh, Jesus,
we forgot all about that guy!
346
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,765
Shh!
347
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,009
It's all over the place!
348
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,808
He's trying to revitalize
his rundown neighborhood!
349
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,476
Gah! Why do
the economically challenged
350
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,019
always have to screw up
everything?
351
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,268
We're gonna head back
to SodoSopa
352
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,144
for some curious
fusion delights!
353
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,489
Come on.
We'll get that asshole!
354
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:07,201
There's a new
and exciting place
355
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:11,448
where people can gather to
shop, experience, and grow.
356
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:16,248
This is an all-new
food-and-nightlife district.
357
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,168
This is CtPa Town.
358
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,961
Where else but CtPaTown
359
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,675
can you get
all the chitty hotspots
360
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,545
and chitty food that South Park
is known for?
361
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,764
In the mood
for some local seafood?
362
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,757
Red Lobster
has all the freshest
363
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,476
from Colorado's many oceans.
364
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,096
Or if a handcrafted ale
is more your thing,
365
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,019
head on down to Skeeter's Bar
366
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:40,564
for local ales
like Coors and Coors Light.
367
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:44,110
And then of course,
there's Chitty Wok,
368
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,234
South Park's
historic Asian fusion landmark
369
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:50,453
featuring chitty chicken
and chitty sour soup.
370
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:54,416
The state-of-the-art toilet
is designed for men and women
371
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,751
and is a great place
for you to squeeze out
372
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,995
all the chitty food
you've enjoyed.
373
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,464
Now South Park
has another neighborhood
374
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,003
to mingle and relax.
375
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,218
CtPaTown ...
376
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,007
Welcome home.
377
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,301
Oh, boy!
378
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,299
Get ready, child labor force!
379
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,052
Any minute now, we gonna
have customers up our ass!
380
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,268
- Get him!
- There he is!
381
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:16,308
- That son a bitch!
- Get him!
382
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:16,930
Stop him!
383
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,306
Oh, boy, here they come!
384
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,557
You were right, Dennis!
385
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,480
CtPaTown commercial
did the trick!
386
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,774
Get ready for customers,
child labor force!
387
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,279
Welcome Chitty Wok!
Take your order pleeaaahhh!
388
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,197
Mrph rmhmhm?!
389
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,161
All right, take these kids
and hide them in the ...
390
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,871
Mrph rmhmhm rm?
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
391
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,990
Ow!
You little ...
392
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:36,991
Get him!
393
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,837
Fight, child labor force!
394
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,004
Flank to the left!
395
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,087
Ahem!
Ahe-hem!
396
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,057
I've never seen a town
put so much energy
397
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:05,187
into displaying an exaggerated
sense of social consciousness.
398
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,905
Congratulations.
You have your Whole Foods.
399
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,956
Wait, wait!
Anybody want chitty chicken?
400
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:17,995
Anybody?
401
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,994
Take-a order, please?!
402
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,122
I'm sorry, Dennis.
403
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,669
You really tried
to help.
404
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:29,214
I guess it's over.
405
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,928
Come on inside.
406
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:34,345
I'll pay you the child labor
wage you deserve.
407
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,067
Well,
did you make any money?
408
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,906
Mrph, rmhmhm rm.
409
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,527
Ha!
410
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:57,121
That's how it works
in this damn country.
411
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:03,085
What are you doing,
Kenny?
412
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:09,383
Wow!
413
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,425
This is mine?
414
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,423
Mrph rmhmhm, rm.
415
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,517
Hi!
416
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:12,776
There's a time when a
town becomes more than it was,
417
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,992
when the people
take that bold step
418
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,702
into making things better.
419
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,742
To progress.
420
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,365
To change.
421
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:25,744
To not be what you were
in the past.
422
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,666
This is a new place,
423
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,585
ready for the next decade.
424
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:33,835
Updated, revitalized,
and ready to fit in
425
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,758
with the most progressive towns
in America.
426
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:39,928
This is South Park.
427
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:41,266
Welcome home.
428
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,182
Are the Mexicans
actually staying?
429
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,555
Shh.
430
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:52,000
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