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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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So, these guys
made fun of your weight
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and made you feel ashamed?
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Yes,
I was just trying to do my job
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as a food critic,
and they all ganged up on me
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and said I was fat.
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All right, why don't you take me
back to what happened.
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I was in the locker room.
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And I was in my underwear,
and these kids walked by.
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Then I looked in the mirror,
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and I thought
I looked kind of ripped,
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and so I asked one of the kids
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if he would take a picture
of m-me, and he did.
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And I looked at the picture,
and I looked pretty ripped,
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so later at home, I put the
picture up on my Yelp account,
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and I typed in,
"Don't I look ripped?"
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And I thought people
would be stoked on me.
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Then this morning,
I saw the comments on Twitter,
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and some people c-called me
names and said I wasn't ripped,
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and they said I was fat,
and I didn't have muscles!
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Internet m-m-made f-fun of me
and
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Well, Eric,
maybe you shouldn't have
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put a picture of you in your
underwear up on social media ...
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Hey! You got
a fucking problem, Mackey?!
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N-No, P.C. Principal!
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Because body shaming
is fucking serious,
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and I'm not gonna allow
that shit in my school!
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Nobody should have to feel
that kind of shame.
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Okay, sir, looks like
your total is $37.83.
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All right.
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Okay, and would you like
to add a dollar donation
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to help hungry kids
around the world?
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Oh, uh, no,
t-that's okay.
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- Sorry?
- l'm ... I'm good.
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I'm sorry, you don't want to
give the dollar to hungry kids?
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- Not today, thank you.
- Okay, no problem.
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Window's gonna come up
and ask
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if you're helping
the hungry kids.
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Just hit "No, I'm not."
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Oh, come on.
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Try hitting it again.
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It's the box
below the one that says,
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"Sure, I'd love to help
however I can."
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Ah, darn thing.
Sorry.
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Most people give the dollar.
I can do this manually.
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Look, I give money to charity
a lot, okay?
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Oh, sure you do.
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I do! I just don't want to
every time I shop for food.
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That's completely
understandable.
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"Have customer speak on the" ...
Oh, okay.
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If you can just speak
into the voice decoder and say,
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"I'm not giving anything
to the hungry kids."
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I'm not giving
anything to the hungry kids.
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Okay, that's got it.
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So, with the ice cream,
the vodka, pizza pockets,
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and nothing for hungry kids,
that's $37.83.
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Oh, don't forget your change.
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Look, if I gave money
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every time I went
grocery shopping, I would be ...
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Thanks for shopping, sir.
Next, please.
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Dick.
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Come on in, Kyle.
Have a seat right there.
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You probably heard
that Eric here
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has been dealing with
some body shaming.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, Eric and I
have been talking,
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and we've decided
it's probably best for him
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to get off of social media.
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Yeah, probably.
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So, what we're looking for
is a student volunteer,
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somebody who can
put the things Eric wants
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up on the Internet for him,
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and also filter through
all the comments
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and make it more
of a safe space for him.
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Wait, what?
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I said you were perfect
because you're really good
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at getting all your schoolwork
done on time,
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s-s-so you'd probably do
a really good job.
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You want me to run Cartman's
Twitter and Yelp account
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and only give him
the good comments?
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- That's right.
- No.
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Kyle, you know
what body shaming is, right?
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How much it can hurt
someone's life?
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All you have to do
is check out all the comments,
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type out just the positive ones,
and give that to Eric on paper.
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If he doesn't like
what people say on Twitter,
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he can get off.
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Okay, Kyle,
well, maybe you'd like
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two weeks detention instead.
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Give me ...
Give me detention.
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- You sure about that?
- Yeah, I'll take the detention.
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That's two weeks detention
for you, bud.
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I'll see you at 4:00.
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And when we said someone
should probably help Eric
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by filtering out
any negative comments,
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he mentioned you by name.
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Is this a joke?
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I'm not a joke!
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Nothing funny about this,
Testaberger.
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This is a big problem
in our country.
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I'm not doing it.
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And that's two weeks detention
for you. Congratulations.
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And so any comments
that seem inappropriate
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or hurtful in any way,
you need to delete
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and not include
in your daily report to Eric.
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I wanted someone smart
and hardworking!
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- Do I gotta?
- You want detention?
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Well, if I get detention,
I'll get grounded.
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Then you start today.
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Butters, it's your job to
make sure Eric has a safe space.
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Oh, I'm sorry!
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Oh, no, my ... my fault.
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Isn't it great
having a Whole Foods?
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This is where
I come for lunch every day.
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Got to eat healthy
to stay fit.
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Oh, shit.
It's that guy.
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And how are you today, sir?
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Great.
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Uh, listen,
before you ring me up,
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I just want to let you know
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I'm not gonna be giving
extra money to charity,
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so can we ...
can we just skip that part?
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Oh, no problem, sir.
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They've updated the system so
it's a lot more streamlined now.
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Find everything
you need today?
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Yeah, thanks.
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There we go.
And that's...
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Okay, and would you like
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to give a dollar
to hungry kids today?
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No.
I said no before.
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Oh, that's right.
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Okay, there's a picture
of a little hungry boy.
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Will you just press
on his belly?
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Owww! Owwwww!
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Okay, that's got it.
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So, with the no help
for hungry kids, that's $18.87.
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Out of $20.
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Your change is
right there.
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Just pull the sandwich
out of the little girl's mouth.
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This is not streamlined.
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It's just the new
change dispenser, sir.
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I ... I-I can't.
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Yeah, she's a hungry one.
You got to pull hard.
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The sandwich isn't coming out.
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Try putting your foot
on her face.
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Ugh.
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Have a nice day, sir!
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I was having a nice day.
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Eric, hold up.
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There you are. You have
my social-media comments?
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Yeah.
Yeah, right here.
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I just finished
this morning.
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Mm-hmm.
Oh, that's nice.
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Oh, great.
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This is all
the Twitter comments?
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Yeah, and people commenting
on your Yelp page starts here.
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Okay, nice.
Oh, ni...
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Oh, very enthusiastic.
This is so great!
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Oh. Kyle!
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You thought me having someone
edit my social media
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would make me look stupid?
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You should see all the comments
I'm getting.
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People are actually
really stoked on me now.
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It's a pretty brutal job sifting
through all that darkness.
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All right, everyone,
listen up.
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In order
to better understand
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the negative effects
of body shaming, we have ...
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Hey, Leslie,
put a fucking sock in it!
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We have a guest speaker today
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who will challenge our
perceptions of physical beauty.
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So please welcome action star
and hero Steven Seagal.
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You got a problem with me?
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I'm your worst nightmare.
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I have no fear of death.
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More important,
I don't fear life.
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I'm a big action-movie star,
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and people are
pretty stoked on me.
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And then I put a picture
of myself up on the Internet,
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and I had my shirt off,
and I said,
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"Do you think I'm ripped?"
and some people commented,
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saying I didn't look ripped,
t-that I was fat,
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and they called me
Steven SeBoomBoom,
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and so then I put
another picture on the Internet,
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and I thought
people would be stoked on me,
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but they said I looked like
a fat turd,
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and they said I wasn't buff.
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Body shaming isn't cool,
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and if p-people shame you
on the Internet,
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you have to make sure
that you stay ...
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you stay strong,
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and tell everyone you're proud
of how you look.
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Like this.
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Hey, Seagal.
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Listen, that was
a really amazing talk
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you gave to the kids.
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Thank you.
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I can see that you're
in a lot of pain, bro.
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I've got someone
who I think can help.
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So I want you
to do for Mr. Seagal
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the same thing that you're doing
for Eric Cartman.
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But P.C. Principal,
I really don't have time.
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This man took the time
to come to your school
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and help spread
body-shaming awareness!
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I think you can give him
a little of your time!
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Yes, sir.
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Find everything
you needed today?
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Yes.
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Okay, looks like
your total comes to $37.98.
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Would you like to give a dollar
to help feed hungry kids?
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Yes, I would like
to give a dollar.
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You want to give
a dollar?
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Yes, I will.
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Oh, wow! Okay!
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So, that's $10 for the beer,
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$4.20 in
chocolate-covered peanuts,
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$26 in filet mignons,
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and $1 for hungry kids
around the world.
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On amount of donation,
it will say $10, $20, or $50.
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Can you just press the $1 box?
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Attention, shoppers!
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Somebody just joined
the $1 club,
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giving one whole dollar
to help feed hungry children!
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Here's your T-shirt!
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Oh, won't the kids be thrilled
when they get their piece
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of that big,
impressive dollar!
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Oh, God, that's terrible.
Jesus.
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Yeah, no,
I'm telling you, Tracy,
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it's the greatest thing ever.
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I'm getting all my Twitter
and lnstagram comments on paper,
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and the nasty, mean stuff
all gets edited out.
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Oh, my God. Ugh.
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Yeah!
And the coolest thing?
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Ever since I started
using this service,
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all of my followers are actually
way more stoked on me!
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So cool, right?!
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- Butters!
- Aah!
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What the hell is this?!
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The last report you gave me
has a comment that says,
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"This picture of you
burned my eyes, fatso."
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I'm sorry, Eric. I-I guess
it slipped through the cracks.
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I'm overloaded
with all the new people.
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What new people?
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I've got Demi Lovato
to take care of now,
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and Lena Dunham just put
a picture of her asshole
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on Twitter and wants
only the positive comments.
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Dude, fuck Demi Lovato.
She's fucking hot.
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She's not being fat shamed.
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Am so!
But I don't care.
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00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,020
People just have to accept
my body the way it is.
250
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,068
Butters, I want this fixed
by tonight. You got that?
251
00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,691
Okay, Eric.
252
00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:00,748
This is a place
where hope is scarce.
253
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,291
These people are hungry.
254
00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,631
Little Jo Jo here
might not eat today.
255
00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,715
But does that mean
it's okay for cashiers
256
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,382
to ask us for money while
we're in the checkout line?
257
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,631
It isn't right,
and it isn't fair.
258
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:16,180
Just $2 a day adds up
to 62 goddamn dollars a month
259
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,474
if you go to Whole Foods
as much as I do.
260
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:21,690
Nobody should have to feel
the shame, the humiliation,
261
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,900
of being asked to add money
onto their grocery bill.
262
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:27,647
Help now. Let's make grocery
stores a safe space for all.
263
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,398
Together,
we can make a difference.
264
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:35,120
Because charity shaming
hurts everyone.
265
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,706
You know, if there's
one thing I really respect,
266
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,621
it's plus-sized models
who challenge the idea
267
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,085
of what makes a woman beautiful.
268
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,455
These ladies are gonna be part
of a big ad campaign
269
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,001
for plus-sized lingerie,
and we want make sure
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00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,250
they're protected
from any harassing comments.
271
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,921
Do I have to, sir?
272
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,135
Hey, they're gonna be
putting themselves out there,
273
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,630
and all I'm asking you to do
is go through their social media
274
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,598
and delete the two or three
comments that are mean.
275
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,638
P.C. Principal,
I don't think you quite realize
276
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,978
how much negative stuff
I have to sift through.
277
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,471
I know it's a lot,
but I just really need you
278
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:02,813
to help
these plus-sized models.
279
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,059
- And Vin Diesel.
- Vin Diesel, too?!
280
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:08,153
Look, bro, You've done an
amazing job with Eric Cartman.
281
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,896
You have really
turned his life around.
282
00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:13,742
And other people deserve
to be as happy as he is.
283
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,573
What? Who is that?
284
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:51,419
Oh, no, not Reality!
Somebody stop him!
285
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,212
I'll take care of him, Demi!
286
00:13:58,796 --> 00:13:59,342
Drat!
287
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,058
N o-o-o-o!
288
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:18,858
That was nice.
289
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,121
All right, thanks!
Have a great day.
290
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,534
Good afternoon, sir.
291
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:27,033
Oh, hello.
292
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,627
You might know
Steven Seagal.
293
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,088
You want to
play with me?
294
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,627
And this is Vin Diesel.
295
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:34,795
Oh, hello, gentlemen!
296
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,089
It'd be a really bad idea
297
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,087
for you to
charity shame me today.
298
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,385
These guys are here
to protect my safe space.
299
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:42,428
That's great!
300
00:14:58,356 --> 00:14:59,949
And this little piggy
just bought
301
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,410
$53 in beer
and frozen pizzas!
302
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:03,779
Would you like to make
a dollar donation
303
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,247
to hungry kids today?
304
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,876
Look around you.
What do you see?
305
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,716
People who are slim, skinny.
306
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:21,384
But not everyone can have
nice bodies like them.
307
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:24,223
Just imagine it ... Putting
your pictures up on Twitter
308
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:27,219
just to have some people write
comments about your weight.
309
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,846
It happens all too often.
310
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,564
But it doesn't stop there.
311
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,810
People also can be shamed for
other traits viewed as negative.
312
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,234
Mike here was shamed
for not being a good recycler.
313
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:42,951
And so, together, we have
created Shameless America,
314
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,490
so no one is ever labeled...
315
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,033
Tubby.
316
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,702
Bad with tools.
317
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,166
Dyke.
318
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,877
Butter, butter
dirty line-cutter.
319
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:57,170
Let's work together to create
a completely shameless America.
320
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,385
Because shaming
hurts everyone.
321
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,177
"Hey, Demi Lovato,
I bet your vagina has a" ...
322
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,645
Oh. Oh, God.
323
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:13,765
Oh, that's ter... horrible.
324
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,609
Geez. Delete.
325
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,353
Delete that, too.
326
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:21,732
"I'd like to stick my wiener in
those fat rolls of" ... Oh, God!
327
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,654
Delete. "You aren't fat,
but my dick is."
328
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:24,491
Oh, God.
329
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,986
- Ha ha!
- Aaaah!
330
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,989
So you're the one trying
to destroy me, eh?
331
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,365
What?!
332
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,492
You little shit!
Keep me out, will you?!
333
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,039
I don't know you, sir!
334
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,833
You can't stop me!
335
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:38,047
I'm going to kill you!
336
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,132
Butters!
What are you doing!?
337
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,377
W-Well, the man!
The man is gonna get me!
338
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,928
And some
chocolate-covered almonds.
339
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,268
Vanderpump sangria mix.
340
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:53,354
Yeah, I'm ... I'm a little tired
because I'm actually hosting
341
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:56,600
a huge fundraiser
for my charity organization.
342
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:57,771
That I'm sort of
the head of.
343
00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,236
That's great, sir.
Ice-cream sandwiches.
344
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,855
Yeah, we're gonna raise
a lot of money.
345
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,105
Celebrities are coming.
346
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,654
Demi Lovato has given $100,000
for the event.
347
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,119
Wonderful.
Rotisserie chicken.
348
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,159
Oh, yep, got to have
that Frank's hot sauce.
349
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,532
I just thought, you know,
a fundraiser dinner
350
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:15,752
was sort of the appropriate
place to ask for donations.
351
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:16,960
That's great, sir.
352
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,625
Okay, your total's $37.85.
353
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:19,747
And would you like
to give a dollar
354
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,749
to help put a hamster
through college?
355
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,761
What?! Did you not hear
anything I said?!
356
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,345
I'm ... I'm doing
all this stuff!
357
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,384
Not a problem, sir.
358
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:28,882
If you could just press
the "No" button,
359
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:32,351
and tell the little hamster
he's not going to college.
360
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,186
Just look him
right in the eye, sir,
361
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,601
and say, "Not today, buddy."
362
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,816
Actually,
my big fundraising gala
363
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,981
is helping put hamsters
through college, too.
364
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,820
Oh, really? Wow!
365
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,440
Did you hear that, Banjo?!
You've got support!
366
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,442
Well, you have
a nice day, sir,
367
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,491
and thank you so much
for being so generous.
368
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:51,908
You're welcome.
369
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,743
Hey, Kyle.
370
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,244
You want to see
what people on the Internet
371
00:17:58,369 --> 00:17:59,666
said about my dick pic?
372
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,289
Everyone's pretty stoked
on it.
373
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,712
There's more than two people
on the Internet!
374
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,835
The man! The man,
the man, the man, the man!
375
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,177
The man!
He's gonna get me!
376
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,592
He follows me everywhere!
377
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,010
Did you see the man?!
378
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,429
- Butters, what are you doing?!
- He's gonna get me!
379
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,223
Dude, Butters,
you're seeing things!
380
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,640
Sifting through
all the horrible stuff
381
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,308
people say on the Internet
is making you lose it.
382
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,228
The world is darkness!
The man is coming!
383
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,190
Dude, Butters!
384
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,316
And what color is
the little ball
385
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,734
the kittens
are playing with?
386
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,277
Run for your lives,
you little fuckers!
387
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,366
The man is coming!
388
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,406
Butters,
listen to my voice.
389
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,995
The man is gonna get me
if I don't stop.
390
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,785
Then stop, dude.
391
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,122
Butters,
all this isn't worth it.
392
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,413
Just take
the detention, dude.
393
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,128
Yaaaah!
394
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,340
All right, everyone,
thanks for coming
395
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,092
to help raise money
to stop shaming
396
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,763
and put hamsters
through college.
397
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,478
What'd he say?
398
00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:00,098
And now a woman who knows
about shaming firsthand,
399
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,940
supermodel Gigi Hadid.
400
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,937
All right,
everyone enjoying themselves?
401
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,859
How's that filet mignon?
402
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,856
- Good!
- Great!
403
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,905
You know, we're all here
for a really important reason,
404
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,278
because everyone...
405
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,654
Randy!
Randy, we've got a problem.
406
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,622
- What?
- Reality's here.
407
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,332
He's trying to
crash the party.
408
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:21,544
Reality?!
Who let him in?! Shit!
409
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,881
Ooh, nice wine, huh?
What do you think of that?
410
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,546
You know what I think
of your pretty flowers?
411
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,045
There you go!
How do you like that?
412
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,170
All right, buddy, let's go.
413
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,842
- I shit on all of you!
- Seagal.
414
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,716
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
fuck you, fuck you!
415
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,059
Give me that,
you stupid bitch.
416
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:38,928
What a lovely charity event.
417
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,225
I suppose you're all feeling
418
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,269
pretty good
about yourselves, hmm?
419
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,357
What have you done?
420
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,568
You've raised $300
by spending half a million
421
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,858
on filet mignon
and crystal glasses.
422
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,860
Look at you.
Vin Dipshit.
423
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,483
You say fat shaming is wrong,
424
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,110
so in response
you show off your abs.
425
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,488
You're the one fat shaming,
idiot!
426
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,455
What's the matter
with you people?
427
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,870
You're sad
that people are mean?
428
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,368
Well, I'm sorry,
the world isn't
429
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,996
one big liberal-arts
college campus!
430
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,419
We eat too much. We take
our spoiled lives for granted.
431
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,417
Feel a little bad about it
sometimes.
432
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,465
No, you want to put all
your shit up on the Internet
433
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,212
and have every single person
say, "Hooray for you!"
434
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,214
Fuck you.
You're all pricks.
435
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,966
And I've got news for you.
436
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,264
While you've been sitting here
trying to feel good,
437
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,103
the little boy
who sucked all your shit
438
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,063
is about to die from it!
439
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,057
What?
440
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:29,941
Oh, my God.
441
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,609
What have we done?
442
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,200
Jesus.
I-I didn't even think...
443
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:37,741
I guess
I asked too much of one kid.
444
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,914
Listen, everybody.
445
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:46,504
I think there's a way to try and
make this right for everyone.
446
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:56,798
To date, Shameless America
has raised over $40,000.
447
00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:00,517
With that money, we are putting
more and more iPads
448
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,636
into these people's hands.
449
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,766
With iPads, these people can
finally help more Americans
450
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,394
get rid of negativity
on their social media.
451
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,020
Oh, thanks, Jo Jo.
452
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,989
I'm shame-free now,
and you can be too.
453
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,155
For just $1 a day,
one of these beautiful children
454
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,576
will protect you from trolls and
make your Internet a safe space.
455
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:24,417
We won't rest until America
is completely shameless.
456
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,035
The world can be brutal,
457
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,164
but Shameless America is
going to continue to take steps
458
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:33,043
to make sure everyone has
a safe space forever.
459
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,587
Are you sure
this is a good idea?
460
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,009
Uh-huh.
461
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:56,000
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