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All right, guys-
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Now let's go back
and talk about infinitives.
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Remember ... Those are verbs
combined with the word "to."
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Oh,
my fucking God.
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An infinitive acts like a noun,
as in "I want to go out to eat,"
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or"I hope
to be chosen today."
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- What?!
- I'm so bored, dude.
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...to split "to" and the verb,
but sometimes you can.
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Knock it off!
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Is there a problem, guys?
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Go get my pen, fat-ass!
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I'm am not
your slave, Kyle.
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GO get my pen!
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Attention, students.
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Kyle Broflovski, report to
the principal's office, please.
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P.C. Principal
wants to see you, Kyle!
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Kyle Broflovski to
the principal's office. M'kay?
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- God damn it.
- Have fun, dude.
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Oh! Kyle.
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Uh, thank you for coming.
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Where's P.C. Principal?
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I think he's
finally lost it, Kyle.
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He and his P.C. buddies
are on a hunger strike.
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They're calling
for people's resignations!
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Kyle, P.C. Principal
had problems
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with Jimmy and with Leslie.
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And now they're missing.
M'kay?
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Nobody knows
where they are.
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That's what happens.
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You go against P.C.,
and you just end up missing.
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M'kay?
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What are you talking about?
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P.C. Principal had issues
with them, m'kay?
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And he had issues
with you, Kyle.
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Whatever's going on,
it's pretty damn scary.
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For years, mankind has
tried to rid the world of ads.
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For our ancestors,
ads couldn't be avoided.
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But everyone knew what was an ad
and what wasn't.
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After many years,
mankind invented cable,
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a way to pay for television
so there would be no ads.
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But somehow,
the ads still found a way.
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And so mankind invented TiVo,
a way to skip past commercials.
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Finally, it appeared
to be the end of ads.
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And everywhere, people rejoiced.
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The ads were stopped.
Or so it seemed.
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With the rise of the Internet,
suddenly the ads
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had an e-entirely new way
to attack us.
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Pop-ups.
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The top scientific minds
were brought together
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to find a way to stop the ads
once and for all.
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They invented the ad blocker.
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Suddenly, there were no ads
on phones, on computers.
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And everywhere, people rejoiced.
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But the ads adapted.
They became s-smarter.
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They disguised themselves
as news.
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All around the world,
people read news stories
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completely unaware
they were reading ads.
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And now the ads have taken the
next step in their evolution.
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They have taken human form.
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Ads are among us.
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They could be your friend,
your g-gardener.
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The ads are trying
to wipe us out.
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The question is, how?
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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So, um...
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South Park kind of sucks now.
You guys want to bail?
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What?!
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What are you
talking about?
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It's just, you know, used to be
nice and laid-back here,
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but now it's all "ngh,"
you know?
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Like ... Like now everybody's
all, "ngh-ngh."
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Let's bail.
You want to bail, Stan?
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No, I don't.
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What's going on, Randy?
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Nothing! I just ... You know,
we don't have to live here.
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We could live anywhere!
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Last month,
all you could talk about
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was how great
this town had become.
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What changed your mind?
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We can't afford it.
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We can't affort it?
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All these fancy
new restaurants and shops
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and everyone
wants to live here.
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A bowl of City Beef costs
10 bucks now, for Christ's sake.
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And there's nowhere to shop
but stupid Whole Foods.
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Well, we'll just have to stop
going to those places.
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I had to take out
a second mortgage on the house.
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You what?!
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I had to Sharon!
It isn't my fault!
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It's the Man!
Don't you see?
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The Man is pricing us
out of our own town.
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It's just my luck.
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I talk to a nice girl,
seem to hit it off,
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and she turns out
to just be an ad.
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Well, that's what an ad does.
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She was designed
to entice and manipulate.
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This is such a fantastic story
for the school newspaper.
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Why don't we just run it so that
everybody knows the truth?
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Jimmy, we're newsmen like you.
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For decades, we used
our soft, buttery voices
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to inform the people
about what's happening.
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Then we watched
as our entire industry
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was taken over by the ads.
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Some of our colleagues
were manipulated
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into doing the ads' bidding.
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The man who came to your house
with a gun was one of them.
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Our own Kevin Jarvis has more.
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Thanks, Tom.
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Jimmy, the man
who tried to kill you
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was Brian Bouyant
of WXNR, Fort Collins.
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When he saw there was
no money in news anymore,
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he sided with the ads
even though he knew
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it meant the destruction
of our species.
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Back to you, Tom.
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Thanks, Kevin.
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The only hope for the truth
to get out there, Jimmy,
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is for you see through
this ad's deception
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and to find out
what they're planning.
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Your Super School News
was a threat to them.
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But unless you get
this little bitch to talk,
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we may never know why.
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Dude, Kyle!
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Will you look at this?
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"Principal sends
two favorite students
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on a Disney Cruise.
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This week, students
Jimmy Valmer and Leslie Meyers
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are being treated
to an all-expenses-paid vacation
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for their outstanding school" ...
What the hell is this?
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It doesn't make
any sense, dude.
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P.C. Principal
is using the school paper
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to cover something up.
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Yeah, I ... I don't want
to get involved.
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You don't want to get involved?
Dude, what's wrong with you?
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I've already learned you can't
win against P.C. Principal.
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You should know,
of all people,
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since he's converted
your dad.
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What's that
supposed to mean?
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Fellas, we found out
what happened to Jimmy!
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He got to go on a vacation
for being an exemplary student.
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That is not
what happened.
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Something is
very wrong here.
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We all have to stand up
to P.C. Principal together.
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Yeah, and wasn't
Jimmy the one
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in charge of
the school newspaper?
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So who's putting this out?
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I like the school paper.
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I like to type with my hands.
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Who told you
that the principal sent Jimmy
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on a Disney Cruise?
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Uhhhhh...
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Uhhhhh...
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Uh, don't remember.
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You have quotes in here
from Jimmy.
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Did you talk to him?
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Uhhhhh...
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Uhhhhh...
I like the school paper.
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Come on.
We'll get to the bottom of this.
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Did I do good, computer?
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I think the sponsored content
fooled them.
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I hope
I made you happy.
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Can you see me, computer?
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Do you know what I'm thinking
right now?
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Ahh, thanks,
computer.
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We have to make sure
nobody recognizes us.
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There's no telling
who works for who.
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Here, Caitlyn, I got you
this fake mustache to put on.
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I'm not putting on a mustache.
I'll look silly.
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Oh, that ... that's where you
draw the line, huh, Caitlyn?
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Don't be an asshole.
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No, you're right.
That's nuts.
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A woman
wearing a mustache ...
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That's just ridiculous,
okay.
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All right, all right.
I'll put it on. Fuck.
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No, no, please, Cait.
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Don't put on a fake mustache.
That's crazy.
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You don't want people thinking
you're a weirdo.
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I mean, geez.
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You're such
an asshole.
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What the hell is this?
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What have they done
to my town?!
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Keep your voice down!
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Since when do we have
a flippin' Whole Foods?!
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Everything's changed.
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Hi, there.
You got a minute for gay rights?
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Gay rights?!
Geez, you already got all those.
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What the hell
do you want to do now?
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All right.
Your total is $126.39.
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And would you like to give
a dollar to help hungry children
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get iPads to protect
your Internet safe space today?
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I will.
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What the Sam hell
is going on?
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Why would anyone think that I'm
on the principal's side?
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I hate the principal.
I think he's a dick.
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So you don't know anything
about the principal
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that might be newsworthy?
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Super School News-worthy?
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Just that he hated me
and called me a blabbermouth.
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I don't think
I'm a blabbermouth.
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I just like
talking to people.
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Leslie,
what kind of plans do you have?
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Do you have any plans?
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What kind of plans?
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Just, you know, plans.
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Like, what are
you hoping to accomplish?
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I don't know.
What are your plans?
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Well, I want
to pursue careers
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in both news reporting
and comedy.
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Really?
That's different.
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Yeah, you're pretty different
yourself, Leslie.
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How so?
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I'm starting to think that maybe
all ads aren't so bad.
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Jimmy, you're thinking
with your dick.
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- I am not thinking with my dick.
- Yes, you are.
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- No, I just think that she's ...
- Put your dick away.
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She's an emotional, interesting,
caring girl.
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Jimmy.
That's your dick talking.
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Believe me,
I know how you feel.
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Ads promise us things.
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Ads are perfect.
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But make no mistake ...
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All ads lie,
and all ads deceive.
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There ... Leslie's Instagram
and her Twitter.
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Last entry was
10 days ago.
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What about Jimmy's?
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Jimmy never used
that stuff, remember?
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He said he hated
using the Internet.
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How do you hate the Internet?
That's like hating titties.
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What are you doing now?
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I'm just looking
for any news articles
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or anything
about P.C. Principal.
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Where did you say
P.C. Principal was from?
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I think
it was Vermont.
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Maybe there's something
from the news in Vermont
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that can give us
a clue about ...
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God damn it.
What the hell is this?
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That's an ad for skiing
in Vermont.
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That looks fun!
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Dude!
Dude, look at this.
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"How P.C. culture
is changing Vermont
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from a state
of intolerance to a" ...
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Dude, there it is again!
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- Mrph?
- It's that goddamn guitar!
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This ad is
fucking following me!
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- Just click out of it.
- I'm trying!
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God damn it,
get over here!
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That's a pretty
sweet-looking guitar.
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It is pretty cool, dude.
It tunes itself.
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How does it do that?
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It's this company that does all
kinds of high-tech instruments.
250
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,242
See, look, I'll show you.
251
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,532
Oh, that's sweet.
252
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,575
Send me the link to this
so I can ...
253
00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:55,993
Oh, dude, that new
"Frankenstein" movie's out.
254
00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:56,990
I totally
want to see that.
255
00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,367
That movie's
gonna suck, dude.
256
00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,993
Hit the arrow. I want to see
where it's playing.
257
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,916
Oh, sorry.
Wrong arrow button.
258
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,458
Wow! What kind of
ice cream is that?
259
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:06,875
Yeah, yeah,
so ... so, Clyde says to Token,
260
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,252
"Why don't you open
a bank account with your mouth
261
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,548
so I can deposit
my dick in it?"
262
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,222
So then
what did Token say?
263
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,386
Token was all like ...
264
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,975
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
whoa, whoa.
265
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,014
What the hell
are we doing?
266
00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,307
Eating ice cream, dipshit.
267
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:19,304
But what about Jimmy?
268
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,306
We were, like, totally trying to
find out what happened to him.
269
00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,104
Whoa.
270
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:24,567
What the hell
just happened?
271
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:25,560
We got distracted!
272
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,153
We got to get back
to that computer!
273
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:35,036
Now, this here is
a dry riesling.
274
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,531
You're gonna experience
vanilla aftertones
275
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:38,497
and a nutty finish.
276
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:41,960
You mean like someone
put their balls in the glass?
277
00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:44,044
Nah, like chestnuts, damn it.
278
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:47,086
I just can't keep up
with this town no more.
279
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,881
Everything's gettin'
all nice and fancy.
280
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,924
I swear I'm gonna
need to get a second mortgage
281
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,514
on the ranch
just to pay my daily expenses.
282
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,851
Don't you get it?
That's just what they want.
283
00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:01,312
Nobody cares about the people
who lived here before.
284
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,022
They want us to move
285
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,641
'cause they want
to knock our houses down
286
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,064
and build more lofts and villas.
287
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,983
All right, Randy,
you should probably lay off
288
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,730
the old-vine
Châteauneuf-du-Pape.
289
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,232
You'll all see.
290
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,234
Pretty soon, everyone
who used to live here
291
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,032
is gonna have to move,
292
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:19,281
and we'll all be shopping
at Safeway again.
293
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:32,840
Oof!
294
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,508
You like apples?
295
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,473
How you like them apples?
296
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,807
Hey, it's Caitlyn Jenner!
297
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,010
Check his ass.
298
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,978
Principal Victoria?
299
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,392
- He's one of them.
- One of what?
300
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:48,860
Caitlyn.
301
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,365
Okay, Leslie,
let's try a different approach.
302
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,985
Let's say you wanted to destroy
an entire species.
303
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,202
How would you
go about it?
304
00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:01,038
Why would I want to destroy
an entire species?
305
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,249
You have the wrong idea
about me, Jimmy.
306
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,583
The person trying
to change things
307
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,419
and make everything terrible
is the new principal.
308
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:09,039
And what is the new principal
trying to do, Leslie?
309
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,040
He's trying to make sure
people like you and me
310
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,132
aren't allowed to exist.
311
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,298
I know that
you're trying to help.
312
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,888
I know that the newsmen in
there are trying to help, too.
313
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,348
But now I'm going to tell you
314
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,308
something very important,
Jimmy.
315
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:27,728
What the hell is that?
316
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,601
Tom, it looks like
a pop-up ad.
317
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,103
How did an ad
get in here?
318
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,070
Let's go to David
at the network hub.
319
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,404
No answers here, Tom.
320
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,240
We're trying
to correct the problem.
321
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,574
You have to get me
out of here, Jimmy.
322
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,035
- They're going to kill me.
- What?
323
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,779
Listen to me carefully,
and don't look at the glass.
324
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,701
I feel something for you
I have never felt before.
325
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,664
I think it's trust.
326
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:44,907
The men in there
are sick with hatred,
327
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,535
and as soon as they realize
I have no information,
328
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,535
they are going to burn me.
329
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,582
I've seen them
do it to others.
330
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,000
Please, you have to
help me, Jimmy.
331
00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,589
Don't let them hurt me.
Please don't abandon me.
332
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,583
When the lights go back on,
just look at me and smile.
333
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,836
David, any word
on the pop-up-ad situation?
334
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,257
Tom, we've just about
got it fixed.
335
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,504
Should be ready now.
336
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,431
And that's really it,
Jimmy.
337
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,347
I want to help all of you
however I can.
338
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:14,650
So then Token tells Clyde
that if his mouth was a bank,
339
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,773
Clyde's mom would have already
deposited her dick in it,
340
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,117
which is hilarious
because Clyde's mom is dead!
341
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,121
Wait, wait, wait,
whoa, whoa.
342
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,159
What the hell
are we doing?
343
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,998
We're trying on shoes and eating
chicken nuggets, stupid.
344
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:26,832
What do you think?
345
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:31,079
No. That's not
what we set out to do.
346
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,377
We were ...
We were on Cartman's computer,
347
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:34,966
looking up news stories
about P.C. Principal.
348
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,630
Didn't we finish
doing that?
349
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,219
No, we didn't.
350
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:42,216
It's like someone's
trying to distract us because
351
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,968
they're worried what
we'll uncover about P.C. people.
352
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,516
Yeah, like one of us
is purposely trying to keep us
353
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,685
from digging too deep
because they're afraid.
354
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,400
- Why are you looking at me?
- Why are you looking at me?
355
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:55,066
Why isn't anyone
looking at me?
356
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:02,868
Hey, fuck you.
357
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,658
Wake up, dickhead.
358
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:07,407
Garrison? What the hell
is wrong with you?
359
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,330
I'll tell you
what's wrong with me.
360
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,418
There's enemies to humanity
out there,
361
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,038
wanting to put an end
to all of us,
362
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,210
and there's assholes like you
helping them out!
363
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,174
I don't know
what you're talking about.
364
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,386
Whose idea was it to revitalize
the shitty part of town
365
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,473
into an arts-and-foods district
called Shi Tpa Town?
366
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,267
All right,
it was kind of my idea.
367
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:31,605
Son of a bitch.
368
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:34,191
What, to take one area of town
that was crappy
369
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,731
and gentrify it
for the local people to enjoy?
370
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,605
I thought
we could keep it contained!
371
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,231
It doesn't contain.
372
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,656
What's happened to South Park
is happening everywhere.
373
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,699
30 miles south of here
in the town of Fairplay,
374
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:49,370
they've changed an area
north of downtown into NODOFOPA.
375
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:52,744
A run-down area south of the
capitol in Cheyenne, Wyoming,
376
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,372
is now historic SOCACHEYWO.
377
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,339
Channel Street
in mid-Chicago
378
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,505
is being revitalized
into Chimichanga.
379
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,717
Oh, my God.
380
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:04,305
all happening at the same time.
381
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,345
And it isn't just in the U.S.
382
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:10,471
In Cairo, the area northwest
of the third pyramid is NoWE3Pi.
383
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,439
Three miles north of Auschwitz
is NoMoAuchie.
384
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,775
- It goes on and on!
- What does it mean?
385
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:19,396
In our town, it all started
when P.C. Principal arrived.
386
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,614
He's part
of a much larger conspiracy,
387
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:22,903
and you're his lackey.
388
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,321
Not me.
389
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,194
If P.C. Principal has been
using us,
390
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,368
I'll take
the bastard down myself.
391
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,701
It's day two
of the hunger strike
392
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,329
started by the college-aged
fraternity brothers
393
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,252
who are demanding
that all of South Park's
394
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:39,965
community leaders step down.
395
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:43,086
The P.C. frat brothers say
they've gone now two days
396
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,633
without eating any pussy
397
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,633
and will continue to do so
until people resign.
398
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,055
Who is that reporter?
Do we know him?
399
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:53,646
Tom, that's Bill Keegan, WCFO.
400
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,607
Thanks, Brian. He's working
for the ads, obviously.
401
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:57,600
Sellout douchebag.
402
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:58,851
That's right, Tom.
403
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,479
He was always a douchebag
at the conventions.
404
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,026
Thanks, Rick.
Stay dry.
405
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,781
Leslie, come on.
406
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,700
Jimmy, you're gonna help me?
407
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,323
Yeah, I'm gonna help you.
I mean, come on.
408
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,617
Jimmy!
409
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,710
Oh, Jesus,
he let her out!
410
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,625
P.C. Principal is our enemy,
not her.
411
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,965
His dick is compromised.
Stay back!
412
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,425
It is not my dick.
413
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,759
I'm thinking rationally
and with logic.
414
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:24,968
I am taking her
out of here.
415
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:28,716
Well, then, I'm sorry
I have to do this, Jimmy.
416
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,967
Officer Barbrady, we need you
to shoot these kids.
417
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:31,968
What?!
418
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,187
The ad has gotten to him.
There's no time to argue.
419
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,271
I'm not shooting
any more kids!
420
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,811
Do you want
to save your town?!
421
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,354
Officer Barbrady,
we have to stop P.C. Principal
422
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,192
before it's too late!
423
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,777
Barbrady,
shoot them in their heads!
424
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,272
No! I'm not shooting
any more people ...
425
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,240
not for you,
not for anybody!
426
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,405
You're making the worst mistake
of your life, Officer.
427
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:49,994
Maybe so.
428
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,785
All I know
is I'm done shooting people.
429
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,077
Aah!
430
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,872
Oh, sorry.
Geez.
431
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,370
Damn it!
432
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,378
Think about it,
you guys.
433
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,001
From the moment
P.C. Principal took over,
434
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:05,877
Kyle's been different.
435
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,595
- Haven't you noticed?
- Yeah.
436
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:08,588
He's distracting us,
437
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,807
either because he's too afraid
or because he...
438
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,894
What are you guys
talking about?
439
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,138
Nothing!
440
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,515
Stan's calling you
a traitor.
441
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,186
What?!
442
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,605
Kyle, I think
it's pretty obvious
443
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,273
you don't want us investigating
P.C. Principal.
444
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,362
- Why do you think that, Stan?
- I don't know.
445
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,197
Because if anyone
has a reason for us
446
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,238
to not mess with P.C. Principal,
it's you!
447
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,905
Let's not forget
that Stan's dad
448
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,199
is P.C. Principal's
little bitch!
449
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,412
That's a good point!
450
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:34,621
I am loving this
right now.
451
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:35,911
My dad's stupid,
not a bitch.
452
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,784
This is about
you being scared, Kyle!
453
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:38,955
It is you, isn't it?
454
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,703
That's why you're trying
to shift blame on me.
455
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,546
That's very Cartman
of you, Stan.
456
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:43,539
Oh, that's low.
457
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,541
Don't you dare
call me a Cartman!
458
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,542
No, that's good.
459
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,044
Just keep on
distracting everybody.
460
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,170
It seems to be working,
Cartman.
461
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,717
Fuck you,
Kyle!
462
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,385
Fight!
463
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,151
Time to take
this asshole down.
464
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,402
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Guys, whoa!
465
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,279
We can't just
go walking in there.
466
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:16,405
Why not?
467
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:19,750
This is a safe space.
We're not allowed past this.
468
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,289
When you breach
a college safe space,
469
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,663
you're crossing the most sacred
human boundary there is.
470
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,586
Oh, give me a break.
471
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,504
No, no, no, no, no.
Look, this is very real
472
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,548
and very important
in P.C. culture.
473
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,171
Every human has a right
to a safe space.
474
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,592
It cannot be entered.
475
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,056
Yeah, it can.
Watch.
476
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,551
Wow, how did you...
477
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,554
Whoa!
478
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,185
Burning the midnight oil,
huh, Nathan?
479
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,232
- Jimmy!
- You son of a bitch.
480
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,946
What have done
to the Super School News?
481
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,862
I was just holding down the fort
while you were away, Jim.
482
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,326
Writing headlines sponsored
by P.C. Principal and the ads?
483
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,490
How much
did they pay you?!
484
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,784
Please, Jimmy.
I'm just trying to survive here.
485
00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,532
Everyone's gonna know
the truth, Nathan.
486
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,705
We're getting a new edition of
the school paper out by morning.
487
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,420
Everyone's gonna know
all about the ads.
488
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,562
Deal with him.
489
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:26,150
Leslie,
I thought we were b-besties.
490
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,645
Hey there, big man.
491
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,487
Editor of the school paper, huh?
492
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:34,199
You still don't even know
half the story.
493
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,617
It's clear.
494
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,457
Where is everybody?
495
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,577
I thought the news said
they're on a hunger strike.
496
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,750
This doesn't make sense.
Someone's always here.
497
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,418
Take a look at this.
498
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:52,918
What the hell?
499
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,546
It looks like
he was researching this.
500
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,264
You see this news story?
501
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,257
If this is true,
502
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,680
then P.C. Principal
was trying to help.
503
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,474
Click on that.
What is that?
504
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,394
No, click out of that.
What is this?
505
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,394
So then ...
So then Caitlyn says,
506
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,487
"Look, bitch,
you're married to Bill Clinton.
507
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,699
If anyone should be afraid
of AIDS, it's you.“
508
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,362
That stupid bitch
had it coming.
509
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,491
Oh, God,
I love you, Cait.
510
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,080
We are so gonna win
the primaries.
511
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,996
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait, wait.
512
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,868
What ... What were
we doing again?
513
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:31,582
Leslie?
514
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,209
You're trying to find out
what's going on, right?
515
00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:34,586
But your friend is
standing in your way?
516
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,212
How do you know that ...
517
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:39,216
I can show you what's going on,
Kyle, but you have to trust me.
518
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:41,718
What's the last four digits
of your soc?
519
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:43,469
2692.
520
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:56,000
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