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Oof, I feel silly.
They're not gonna let us in!
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Will you just come on.
You gotta loosen up, Mr. Adler.
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But this is the most popular
place in town right now!
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We can get in!
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Just comb your hair,
you know, look your best.
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I can get us in.
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Come on, man. We've been
waiting for hours!
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You guys have plenty of
vaccinations in there,
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just let us in, man.
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55 and older and first responders only.
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On, uh, hey, uh,
we'd like to get in there
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and get some vaccinations, mkay.
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Are you on the list?
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Well, no, I'm not on the list.
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I tried to get on the list.
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I sat on my computer 30 nights in a row
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trying to make a vaccination appointment
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and get on the god damn list.
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Look the thing is
we are school faculty, mkay.
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You gotta let us in!
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No, no, you have to let in people
with health issues first!
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I am a chain smoker and
my wife is 39 pounds overweight!
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I have a compromised immune system!
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I have genital warts,
and I will show them to you!
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Over 55, first responders
and Group 2-B only!
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Now beat it!
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Hey, hey, man,
I'm a friend of Dan Roberts...
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he's a dental assistant in conifer...
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Get the fuck outta here.
I said you're not gettin' in!
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You're wastin your time!
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Oh, hello, ma'am. Right this way.
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Awww!
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79, bitchesssss!
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- Booooo!
- You suck!
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You suck you stupid old people!
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_
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Stan, Kyle, can you come
over here real quick?
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Recess is almost over, dude.
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Just come here please, it's important.
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Hey, Kenny, I got the guys, okay?
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You wanna talk or you want me to talk?
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You can talk.
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You guys, Kenny and I are feeling like,
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even though things are
supposedly getting better
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with the pandemic,
we're more depressed than ever.
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The four of us just seem really
different towards each other
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and we're worried the past year has put
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a strain on our broship.
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Kenny was saying he wants
to do everything he can
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to save the broship,
and I agree with him.
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So we had a really positive
talk about it during lunch,
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and Kenny shared some ideas of how maybe
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we can navigate through this,
and I think
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we came up with a great idea.
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Okay, so, you know how
chicks have periods right?
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- What?
- It's true!
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Women have 'periods'
where they bleed from their vagina.
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Remember earlier today, Stan,
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you said our teacher was wearing white?
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So when we talked I said to Kenny,
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Oh, what if teacher got her period?,"
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which cheered us up a
bit and then we realized
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today was hamburger day for lunch.
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There was lots of ketchup laying around.
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So me and Kenny snuck into
the classroom during recess
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and put it on the teacher's chair,
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and now when we get back
to class there's gonna be
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a bunch of ketchup on the
teacher's chair and when
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she stands up it's gonna totally
look like she got her period!
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It's going to be amazing,
you guys. I'm so excited!
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Okay, class. Hope everyone
had a good lunch.
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Okay, how did everyone
do on their fractions?
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Are there any questions?
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I know the last few
were a little tricky.
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Shhh! Kyle, Kyle! Shhhh!
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Mrs. Nelson,
I couldn't figure out number 14.
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Number 14. Okay.
Well, let's look at it together.
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What?
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What? What is... what is this?
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Oh, my God. Teacher had her period!
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Kids, something must be wrong with me.
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Is this a prank?
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That's nasty, teacher.
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Don't have your
period during class time!
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You think this is funny?
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I come here,
and I risk my life to teach you?
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And I can't even get
a vaccination because
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teachers aren't important enough?!
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And I get on the websites and
can't even get a straight answer
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on when I'll get vaccinated?!
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Well, I'm over it!
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I can't do this anymore!
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You guys, I think that might
have been the single most
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hilarious thing we've ever done.
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Which one should we post, you guys?
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Should we post the one where
you can see the most blood
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on teacher's ass or
the one where she makes
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the dumbest face?
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You're not posting anything!
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Do you have any idea what you've done?
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What do you mean, dude?
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Yeah, we finally get back to
school and have some sense
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of normalcy and you guys
make the teacher walk out!
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Hey, at least Kenny and
I were doing something
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to try and get that spark back!
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You know 30 percent of broships
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didn't make it through the pandemic?
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What if they make us go
back to remote learning?!
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I don't want to go back to
being quarantined at home
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like some of the other kids still are!
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Hey, fellas!
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Anything fun happen at school today?!
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Yeah, you missed it!
It was the best thing ever!
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We put ketchup in the teacher's seat
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and made her think it was her period!
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Oh, my gosh! That sounds
like so much fun!
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Yeah, pretty much greatest
day of our lives.
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Do you guys know
how hard it's going to be
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for them to find us a
replacement teacher?
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It's not gonna be hard.
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They'll bring in some lame ass teacher
who's desperate to work.
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How bad can it be?
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Oh...
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I'm back!
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Hey, South Park! I'm home!
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Holy shit, is that who I think it is?
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Any luggage from below, sir?
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Oh, yes, I've got a lot of baggage!
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Hey! Hey, Valmer! How're ya doing?!
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Tucker! Lookin' good!
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Oh, it's so great to see everybody!
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Hey! Fuck you!
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Hey, hey, lookin' good, Thompson!
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Did your wife get that AIDS test?!
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You know, the simple truth is,
teaching is my life.
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I'm just completely at
home in the classroom.
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I realize that now more than
ever after my little sabbatical.
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Yes... Your, sabbatical was
somewhat controversial.
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Well, I just went through
a little thing.
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You know, I... I realized I was gay.
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And then I realized I wasn't gay,
I was a woman.
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And after I transitioned,
I thought it was
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a little mistake and then
I went through a phase
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of being the President
of the United States.
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Well, that is the problem, Mr. Garrison,
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as someone who previously
identified as President,
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there could be safety issues.
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Oh, that's not a problem.
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Anyone who has been
President is assigned
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secret service for the rest of
their lives to keep them protected.
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Mr. Service!
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This is my private security,
Mr. Service.
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Hello.
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Uh, thank you for your application,
Mr. Garrison.
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We'll keep you in mind as a backup,
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but hopefully the vaccination process
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is going to start opening up.
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Come on, man, it's ridiculous
that people can't get in.
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Yeah, you know,
in Israel they vaccinate everybody.
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Israel's way cooler
than this lame place!
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So then go to Israel.
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I tried... I couldn't get in.
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Tom, I'm outside of
the hottest place in town,
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and what we'd like to do now is take you
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for an exclusive look inside.
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You're not getting in, pal.
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I'm actually willing to
go inside and get a shot
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so that everyone can
see just how safe it is.
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I said get lost, your not getting in.
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Get outta my face.
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Please give me a shot.
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Please, all I want is a shot.
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Just that one shot that
could change everything.
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Everyone clear outta the way.
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Clear the entrance.
We have VIPs coming out.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Where to next, everybody?!
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That was our second shot.
Let's go out to the bars!
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- Yeah!
- Alright!
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Old people suck!
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Hah? Can't hear ya.
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Got too many antibodies in my ears!
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- Hahaha!
- Hahahah!
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Hey there, Billy!
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Still gotta wear that mask, huh?
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We're all vaccinated now!
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I'm gonna go out to
the bars and get some pussy!
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Yeahhhh!
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Okay, grandpa.
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Sayyy... When are they gonna
vaccinate you kids?
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Oh, yeah! You're last!
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Have fun social distancing, loser!
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Hey, broships. You ready for
some substitute teacher action?
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This should be fun!
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Hey, kids!
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Guess who's baaaaaaaaack?
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- Awwwwww!
- Oh no!
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- Eww!
- Yuck!
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Well, I know you've all had
a lot of time off this past year.
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Oh, dear Christ, what have we done?
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But it's time to get
you all back on track.
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Now, I expect discipline and
respect in this classroom...
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both to me and your new
teachers assistant, Mr. Service.
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Hand these papers out, Mr. Service.
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Nice going, you dumb cocks!
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Stupid assholes!
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You guys are dicks.
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Wow, people are really pissed
at us for doing
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the period joke, you guys.
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Why do people think we
all did the period joke?
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Well, because I told them we all did.
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People know we're bros and
that we do everything together!
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You guys are gonna go and tell everyone
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the truth about who's fault this is!
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I didn't do anything!
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That's right, Kyle, you did nothing.
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You knew about the prank,
you could have stopped it
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at any time, but you didn't say a word.
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- Silence is violence, Kyle.
- What?! Dude!
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Are you just gonna stand there
and listen to this crap?!
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I don't even know what to do!
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If you ask me, this this whole pandemic
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has been a giant waste of time!
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Oh, my God...
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Maybe our broship didn't survive.
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Will you shut up about that!?
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Nobody cares about your stupid broship!
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And now you've made Kenny cry.
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Nope...
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Nope...
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Nope...
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I don't see you anywhere on the list.
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It's 'Gnomes', 'Underpants Gnomes'.
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We are essential workers!
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Yeah, yeah. Get in line
with the rest of us!
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Is anybody here actually on the list?!
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Uh, yes it's uh, Tom, Fireman Tom, mkay.
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Will you fucking get lost, pal?
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I don't know what you're talking about!
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- Alright, that's it.
- I'm a hero of the community.
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I'm Fireman Tom!
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- Yeahhhh!
- Partyyyy!
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Okay, let's see...
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Scissors, paper, glue, ah,
some good old fashioned
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number 2 pencils.
That's what my students need.
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Mr. Service, can you grab a couple boxes
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of those pencils over there?
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Would you look at that?
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He ruined our entire country
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and now he's just back
like nothing happened.
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Okay, I think that's all
the school supplies we need.
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Let's grab some healthy snacks
for the class snack basket.
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Oh. Oh, I see.
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Look, every one,
there's a gay man shopping!
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I happen to be the only
teacher brave enough
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to teach your kids right now,
257
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so you better all get
real woke real fast!
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Come on, Mr. Service!
259
00:11:28,134 --> 00:11:30,043
Uh, hey! Excuse me?!
260
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Hey, uh, I'm not sure if you
remember me. Bob White?
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I just want you to know I
was always on your side.
262
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In fact, all of us Whites
were really on your side.
263
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Look, I'm just a teacher. Okay?
264
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Just a teacher,
I'm shopping for my class.
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So, look, uh,
what are we supposed to do now?
266
00:11:48,068 --> 00:11:50,285
You know, I'm a follower of QAnon.
267
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,561
What are we supposed to do
to stop the vaccinations?
268
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They're vaccinating people right now,
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seeding people with their microchips!
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Surely, you have a plan?!
271
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We're on the Internet every
night waiting for word.
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The word is get a fucking life, jackass!
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Blow shit out your dickhole!
274
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Did you hear that, honey?
275
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He said "shit... out your dickhole"...
276
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He's trying to give us
some kind of signal.
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Think my life doesn't matter!?
278
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I show you what matters!
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Counselors matter. That's what matters.
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Let's just see how your
god damn school functions
281
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without a god damn counselor!
282
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Oh, god dammit.
283
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Hey! Hey, you damn old people!
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Stop doing donuts in
the school parking lot!
285
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Hah? I said you old people need to...
286
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Fucking old people
rubbing everyone's noses
287
00:12:49,965 --> 00:12:51,551
in their fun times!
288
00:12:52,607 --> 00:12:53,607
What?!
289
00:12:55,158 --> 00:12:58,223
I've been having a lot
of problems with my friends.
290
00:12:58,248 --> 00:13:00,386
It just seems like
the pandemic exposed problems
291
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we didn't even know were there.
292
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To be honest,
I'm not sure that I even see
293
00:13:03,852 --> 00:13:05,438
a future with these guys.
294
00:13:07,698 --> 00:13:09,077
What?!
295
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,664
Hey, Kenny. Guys?
296
00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:12,737
Guys, come on. You agreed to counseling.
297
00:13:13,744 --> 00:13:16,078
Hey, Mr. Mackey.
We, uh, we've been having
298
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a lot of problems and um,
299
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we all want to work on our broship,
don't we guys?
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00:13:20,323 --> 00:13:21,440
- Yes.
- Yes.
301
00:13:21,465 --> 00:13:23,166
You know this pandemic has
been a pressure cooker,
302
00:13:23,190 --> 00:13:24,563
and we just feel like
we're going through
303
00:13:24,587 --> 00:13:25,620
the brotions. You know?
304
00:13:25,645 --> 00:13:27,595
Because you guys pulled a prank and made
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00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:29,148
the teacher leave,
and now everybody hates us.
306
00:13:29,172 --> 00:13:31,137
Silence is violence, Kyle.
Silence is violence.
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00:13:31,162 --> 00:13:33,909
Guess what, boys? I don't care.
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I come here and I listen to you
kids bitch about your stupid
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00:13:37,448 --> 00:13:40,827
problems everyday, and I'm 50 years old!
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I could die tomorrow
from this Covid shit!
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Please, Mr. Mackey, we just want to get
312
00:13:45,862 --> 00:13:47,689
our old teacher back
for everybody, okay?
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Can you just tell her we're really,
really sorry?
314
00:13:50,034 --> 00:13:51,909
It's not that simple.
315
00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:54,181
There's only one way you're
getting your teacher back,
316
00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:57,425
and that's if teachers get
their hands on the vaccine.
317
00:13:58,288 --> 00:13:59,771
How do we do that?
318
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There's a place in town...
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Very hard to get into.
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Very exclusive.
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00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:10,871
Walgreens.
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00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:13,551
I've tried to get in many times...
323
00:14:13,576 --> 00:14:15,886
Dressed like a fireman, mkay.
324
00:14:16,175 --> 00:14:18,160
Dressed like a little ol' lady,
325
00:14:18,506 --> 00:14:20,769
but they got security up the ass.
326
00:14:21,181 --> 00:14:24,330
You find a way inside,
get all the vaccines you can
327
00:14:24,355 --> 00:14:25,403
and bring them here to the school.
328
00:14:25,427 --> 00:14:28,940
You do that, and you just
might get your teacher back.
329
00:14:29,339 --> 00:14:30,546
Mkay.
330
00:14:32,548 --> 00:14:35,253
_
331
00:14:35,854 --> 00:14:38,659
My friends,
these are very dangerous times.
332
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,758
Our country's future is at a precipice.
333
00:14:41,783 --> 00:14:43,371
And that is why I have
called together every
334
00:14:43,395 --> 00:14:45,740
QAnon follower in our town.
335
00:14:46,103 --> 00:14:48,862
Let's forget it, Bob. The bad guys won.
336
00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:51,379
I feel like someone pooped on my life.
337
00:14:51,528 --> 00:14:52,977
They didn't win!
338
00:14:53,002 --> 00:14:56,312
We just recently received
a new coded message.
339
00:14:56,337 --> 00:14:58,423
You got a message from Q?
340
00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:00,034
Not from Q...
341
00:15:00,059 --> 00:15:01,784
From the chosen one.
342
00:15:03,552 --> 00:15:05,448
Yes, we saw him.
343
00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:08,103
In the produce section
of the grocery store.
344
00:15:08,128 --> 00:15:09,680
And he said to me...
345
00:15:09,705 --> 00:15:12,628
"Blow shit our your dickhole".
346
00:15:13,065 --> 00:15:15,009
I immediately knew something was amiss,
347
00:15:15,034 --> 00:15:17,241
because one can't move feces
348
00:15:17,266 --> 00:15:19,059
through their penile urinary tract!
349
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:22,084
So I've been going over it
and over it and I realized...
350
00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:25,457
Blow shit out dick hole... BSDH.
351
00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:28,482
We all know what BS is, but DH?
It didn't make sense.
352
00:15:28,507 --> 00:15:30,906
Until my wife reminded me
that DH are the initials
353
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:34,216
of David Harris, the anon from Akron,
Ohio who said that
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00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:37,620
the elite use Latin to
send coded messages.
355
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:40,706
Out your dick hole...
Anno Yanis Domini Homme.
356
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,901
Do what he does.
357
00:15:43,488 --> 00:15:45,557
The chosen is teaching now.
358
00:15:45,582 --> 00:15:48,457
He's taking Q's message
straight to the children.
359
00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:51,136
And he wants us to do the same.
360
00:15:51,161 --> 00:15:53,057
We're supposed to be teachers?
361
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:55,526
There's an incredible shortage
of teachers right now.
362
00:15:55,551 --> 00:15:58,379
He's trying to tell us that
this is our time to strike!
363
00:15:58,404 --> 00:16:00,699
The elite want to fuck with our kids?
364
00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:02,034
We'll fuck theirs!
365
00:16:08,017 --> 00:16:09,293
Hello, sir!
366
00:16:11,373 --> 00:16:13,122
- Who are you?
- Oh, hey, hi.
367
00:16:13,147 --> 00:16:15,699
We're with the nonprofit
service Kids for Kommunity.
368
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,018
Both spelled with a K.
369
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,378
Yeah, we assist senior
citizens who need the vaccine,
370
00:16:19,403 --> 00:16:21,526
but then need help getting
to the right place.
371
00:16:21,551 --> 00:16:23,339
Oh, really?
372
00:16:24,162 --> 00:16:26,417
That's pretty damn awesome you guys.
373
00:16:26,442 --> 00:16:29,166
I wish more people could
be like the Kommunity Kidz.
374
00:16:29,269 --> 00:16:30,510
Go on in.
375
00:16:30,535 --> 00:16:32,595
- Awwww!
- Come on!
376
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:34,612
Hey, I'm in Kommunity Kidz, too!
377
00:16:35,831 --> 00:16:37,693
Holy shit, dude. That was pretty easy!
378
00:16:37,718 --> 00:16:39,561
Yeah bros! Kommunity
Kidz spelled with a K.
379
00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:40,940
Gets 'em every time.
380
00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:43,448
Alright, so where's my goddamn money?
381
00:16:43,473 --> 00:16:46,181
- What?!
- I told you I already got the vaccine.
382
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,655
I'm doin' this for the cash!
383
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,472
Yeah, but we already paid you.
384
00:16:49,497 --> 00:16:53,917
Oh, I must have Alzheimer's,
I'm just an old lady.
385
00:16:54,104 --> 00:16:55,792
Pay again or I squeal!
386
00:16:56,044 --> 00:16:57,906
You god damn old bitch!
387
00:16:57,931 --> 00:16:59,689
- Just pay her, Cartman.
- What?!
388
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,206
Come on, the pharmacist is coming!
389
00:17:01,231 --> 00:17:04,026
This is becoming the most
expensive period joke we ever did!
390
00:17:04,235 --> 00:17:06,401
Excuse me,
what are you children doing in here?
391
00:17:06,724 --> 00:17:09,573
We're Kommunity Kidz.
We help seniors get vaccinated.
392
00:17:09,598 --> 00:17:11,401
Oh, well that's very great.
393
00:17:11,426 --> 00:17:13,495
These boys are helping you, ma'am?
394
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:16,009
Oh, actually I'm not sure.
395
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,768
I have a little Alzheimer's.
396
00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:20,758
Might need a little more
greenback to jar my memory.
397
00:17:20,783 --> 00:17:22,886
Oh, you fucking slut!
398
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,550
This is why we keep old people
in the back of the line!
399
00:17:25,575 --> 00:17:27,368
Cartman, just stick to the fucking plan!
400
00:17:27,393 --> 00:17:29,231
Oh, great, Kyle.
Now he knows there's a plan!
401
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,319
What plan?!
402
00:17:30,359 --> 00:17:32,463
They're lying about Kommunity Kidz!
403
00:17:32,488 --> 00:17:34,768
It's community with a C like normal?!
404
00:17:34,793 --> 00:17:36,034
Kenny, grab the vaccines!
405
00:17:36,059 --> 00:17:37,776
- Ooof.
- Run!
406
00:17:38,965 --> 00:17:40,909
Go, go, go, go!
407
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:44,339
Hey... Kommunity Kidz have vaccines!
408
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,802
For the last time, Ellen,
I don't want our son
409
00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:51,413
going to that public school!
410
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,492
Mr. Garrison is a terrible teacher,
411
00:17:53,517 --> 00:17:56,376
he has no grip on the classroom
and he's the worst President
412
00:17:56,401 --> 00:17:57,470
we've ever had!
413
00:17:57,495 --> 00:17:59,699
But Scott has to go to school, dear.
414
00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:01,479
So we can get him a private tutor!
415
00:18:01,504 --> 00:18:04,181
We can't afford a private tutor,
you know that.
416
00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:05,758
Hey, guys, what's the problem?
417
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:07,737
It's that son of a bitch, Mr. Garrison.
418
00:18:07,762 --> 00:18:09,693
He's gonna completely screw up our kids.
419
00:18:09,718 --> 00:18:12,054
Well, that's why we
pulled Tweek out of school.
420
00:18:12,079 --> 00:18:13,222
Haven't you heard?
421
00:18:13,247 --> 00:18:15,388
There's a brand new
private tutoring company
422
00:18:15,413 --> 00:18:17,440
that's fast and affordable!
423
00:18:17,658 --> 00:18:20,416
Has your child fallen behind in school?
424
00:18:20,606 --> 00:18:22,838
Do you feel like the government
has failed you and your child
425
00:18:22,862 --> 00:18:24,482
during the time of Covid?
426
00:18:24,507 --> 00:18:27,679
Then call us! The tutors at Tutornon!
427
00:18:27,704 --> 00:18:29,300
Forget the classroom!
428
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,932
Tutornon is bespoke
learning that is straight
429
00:18:31,957 --> 00:18:33,992
from the Internet to your child.
430
00:18:34,209 --> 00:18:37,526
We sift through all the
information on the Internet
431
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:42,393
and present it to your child for
a uniquely curated experience.
432
00:18:42,418 --> 00:18:46,522
Forget all the Zooms and masks
and social distancing at school.
433
00:18:46,547 --> 00:18:49,789
Let Tutornon save your child. Literally!
434
00:18:50,033 --> 00:18:51,561
Contact Tutornon today!
435
00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:53,761
On Facebook, YouTube and Twitter!
436
00:18:54,981 --> 00:18:57,499
Alright, Scott. Your new tutor is here.
437
00:18:57,689 --> 00:19:00,823
Hey, there! Ready to get back
on track with your schoolwork?
438
00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:02,487
I guess so.
439
00:19:02,512 --> 00:19:04,248
You better pay attention
and listen to everything
440
00:19:04,272 --> 00:19:05,729
he has to teach you!
441
00:19:05,754 --> 00:19:07,478
We'll be great, thanks!
442
00:19:10,877 --> 00:19:12,917
Alright, sit down.
We don't have much time!
443
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,136
Tom Hanks and Oprah are
just two at the very top
444
00:19:15,161 --> 00:19:16,803
of an elite group of people who control
445
00:19:16,828 --> 00:19:18,167
everything we see and do.
446
00:19:18,192 --> 00:19:21,073
They feed upon children in order
to maintain their elite status,
447
00:19:21,098 --> 00:19:24,182
and that isn't the worst of it.
Do you know what pedophilia is?
448
00:19:24,207 --> 00:19:26,261
- Here, let me show you.
- Dad?!
449
00:19:28,490 --> 00:19:32,050
Tom, I'm standing outside
the ultra-exclusive Walgreens
450
00:19:32,075 --> 00:19:34,627
where earlier today vaccines were taken
451
00:19:34,652 --> 00:19:38,009
by that group of young Robin Hoods,
the Kommunity Kids.
452
00:19:38,034 --> 00:19:40,413
These brave kids have taken
it into their own hands
453
00:19:40,438 --> 00:19:41,989
to get people a shot.
454
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,216
That's all people want,
just a shot, and these boys
455
00:19:45,241 --> 00:19:47,664
have made it so you just
might get that shot.
456
00:19:47,689 --> 00:19:51,216
And have a chance at hope
and some happiness in this...
457
00:19:51,241 --> 00:19:52,620
in this shit world...
458
00:19:52,645 --> 00:19:54,541
Okay, thank you, Chris.
We'll get back...
459
00:19:54,566 --> 00:19:57,319
No! No, Fuck you, Tom,
because Kommunity Kidz
460
00:19:57,344 --> 00:20:00,137
are just what this town
and this world needed!
461
00:20:00,162 --> 00:20:03,147
And it's amazing that some
kids took some god damn time
462
00:20:03,172 --> 00:20:04,931
to actually go out and do something.
463
00:20:04,956 --> 00:20:06,542
Fuck you, Tom.
464
00:20:10,379 --> 00:20:12,896
Alright, children. Let's take our seats.
465
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:16,198
Today is standardized testing.
466
00:20:16,223 --> 00:20:18,533
We're going to make sure you
lazy ducks have still been
467
00:20:18,558 --> 00:20:20,845
studying through this global pandemic.
468
00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:22,931
- Sir?
- Yes, Mr. Service?
469
00:20:27,415 --> 00:20:29,277
Where the hell is everybody?
470
00:20:30,231 --> 00:20:32,837
I said where are my students?!
471
00:20:32,862 --> 00:20:34,862
Bebe! You always know where Wendy is!
472
00:20:34,887 --> 00:20:36,542
Where is she?!
473
00:20:36,724 --> 00:20:38,896
I think her parents
pulled her out of school
474
00:20:38,921 --> 00:20:40,664
and got her a private tutor.
475
00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:42,388
A private tutor?!
476
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:44,285
Why would they get a private tutor?!
477
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:47,814
Um... I'm pretty sure it's
because her parents hate you.
478
00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:49,837
What makes you think that?!
479
00:20:49,862 --> 00:20:51,724
Because I was talking
to them about it...
480
00:20:51,749 --> 00:20:54,322
Because I hate you, too.
481
00:20:54,736 --> 00:20:58,181
I am tying to get things
back to normal around here!
482
00:20:58,206 --> 00:21:00,294
Why is everyone acting like this?!
483
00:21:00,319 --> 00:21:02,283
Why is everyone against me?!
484
00:21:02,308 --> 00:21:03,767
I don't know, sir.
485
00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:05,113
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this!
486
00:21:05,137 --> 00:21:06,908
Come on, Mr. Service!
487
00:21:11,783 --> 00:21:12,814
Hello?
488
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:15,243
Hi, Mrs. Nelson. It's Eric Cartman!
489
00:21:15,373 --> 00:21:16,767
What do you want?
490
00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:18,871
Mrs. Nelson, we would like
for you to come back
491
00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:20,411
to school tomorrow, because...
492
00:21:20,436 --> 00:21:23,533
we have Covid-19 vaccinations!
493
00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:27,655
Really? You think I'm gonna
let you prank me again?
494
00:21:27,837 --> 00:21:29,561
I heard you were the ones responsible
495
00:21:29,586 --> 00:21:31,103
for the period prank.
496
00:21:31,128 --> 00:21:33,802
And it was so uncalled for and so wrong.
497
00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:35,482
I mean, especially because we're guys.
498
00:21:35,507 --> 00:21:37,748
I mean, dudes sitting around
coming up with period jokes,
499
00:21:37,773 --> 00:21:39,945
like, how old are we? Seriously?
500
00:21:40,206 --> 00:21:41,862
Yeah, I don't trust you.
501
00:21:41,887 --> 00:21:43,830
I'll just wait until the
government decides teachers
502
00:21:43,854 --> 00:21:45,906
are important enough to
get their vaccinations.
503
00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:47,250
You are so important.
504
00:21:47,275 --> 00:21:49,733
Which is why it was so
not funny what we did.
505
00:21:49,758 --> 00:21:51,517
I mean, what is funny about
506
00:21:51,542 --> 00:21:53,561
blood coming out of a woman's vagina?
507
00:21:53,586 --> 00:21:56,733
Like, it's sexist, first of all,
and you know what else?
508
00:21:56,758 --> 00:21:58,025
It's just lazy.
509
00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,751
Just dialing it in,
that's what we were doing.
510
00:21:59,775 --> 00:22:01,258
We were just dialing it in.
511
00:22:01,629 --> 00:22:03,664
You better be at school
tomorrow morning,
512
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:05,650
and you better really have vaccinations.
513
00:22:05,675 --> 00:22:07,158
For all the teachers.
514
00:22:07,190 --> 00:22:10,121
Hey, we will be there. Period.
515
00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:12,724
Okay. Okay, cool. Bye.
516
00:22:12,904 --> 00:22:14,628
Did you guys hear what I said?!
517
00:22:14,655 --> 00:22:17,157
Why did you almost blow it
at the very end, you idiot?!
518
00:22:17,182 --> 00:22:18,656
Relax. guys. She's gonna come.
519
00:22:18,681 --> 00:22:20,250
Will you please say something to him?!
520
00:22:20,275 --> 00:22:21,517
What the hell did I do?!
521
00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:23,784
You guys stop it! Stop it!
522
00:22:23,863 --> 00:22:26,479
* This is my moment *
523
00:22:26,504 --> 00:22:29,608
* This is my tiiiiimmmeee... *
524
00:22:29,758 --> 00:22:31,034
Hello?!
525
00:22:34,672 --> 00:22:36,837
* I've got a dream to fulfill *
526
00:22:36,862 --> 00:22:38,432
* And all I need is a shot *
527
00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:39,526
* Please *
528
00:22:39,551 --> 00:22:41,733
* Please just gimme a shot! *
529
00:22:42,103 --> 00:22:45,451
Listen, Kommunity Kidz!
All I want is a shot!
530
00:22:45,476 --> 00:22:47,630
And you can gimme that shot!
531
00:22:47,655 --> 00:22:49,837
That one shot, that's all I need!
532
00:22:49,862 --> 00:22:51,975
All I want is a shot, too!
533
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,103
If I had a shot,
I would make the most of it!
534
00:22:55,175 --> 00:22:56,762
- Gimme a shot!
- I just wanna shot too!
535
00:22:56,787 --> 00:22:58,906
- Please I need a shot!
- I gotta have the shot!
536
00:22:58,931 --> 00:23:00,586
* If I just had a shot *
537
00:23:00,611 --> 00:23:02,388
* I would make it the best shot *
538
00:23:02,413 --> 00:23:04,448
Wow, everyone just really wants a shot.
539
00:23:05,744 --> 00:23:07,423
Kommunity kids, please!
540
00:23:07,448 --> 00:23:10,837
If you just give me a shot,
why, I could be somebody.
541
00:23:10,862 --> 00:23:12,655
I could go out to fancy restaurants
542
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,170
like all them old people.
543
00:23:14,195 --> 00:23:16,259
And eat shrimp as big as my head!
544
00:23:16,284 --> 00:23:18,526
Hey, you're not taking my shot!
This is my shot!
545
00:23:18,551 --> 00:23:20,742
I... I have to have this shot!
546
00:23:23,275 --> 00:23:25,448
Grab the vaccines.
I think we better get outta here.
547
00:23:30,595 --> 00:23:32,388
This is a fact...
548
00:23:32,491 --> 00:23:34,871
We are all being controlled by an elite,
549
00:23:34,896 --> 00:23:37,344
wealthy and privileged few.
550
00:23:37,741 --> 00:23:39,837
When Jeffrey Epstein, the billionaire,
551
00:23:39,862 --> 00:23:41,482
was found guilty of sex trafficking,
552
00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:44,354
he was set to squeal on
all the elites in Hollywood
553
00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:47,764
and in Washington who used
his child sex services...
554
00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:52,202
But Epstein was found
dead in his cell from "suicide."
555
00:23:52,526 --> 00:23:55,526
Why do the elites want
children from sex traffickers?
556
00:23:55,551 --> 00:23:56,965
Adrenochrome.
557
00:23:56,990 --> 00:23:59,354
It is harvested from
children for a euphoric
558
00:23:59,379 --> 00:24:01,241
and life-enhancing benefit.
559
00:24:01,584 --> 00:24:04,701
This satanic cabal of
Hollywood and political elites
560
00:24:04,726 --> 00:24:06,457
all need the adrenochrome to maintain
561
00:24:06,482 --> 00:24:08,413
their positions of power.
562
00:24:08,438 --> 00:24:11,852
And they will continue to do so until
we stand up against them.
563
00:24:14,137 --> 00:24:16,623
Now, do you have any questions, Craig?
564
00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:19,057
Um...
565
00:24:19,389 --> 00:24:21,423
So does Oprah drink
the same blood as Obama
566
00:24:21,448 --> 00:24:23,054
or is it usually a different kid?
567
00:24:23,079 --> 00:24:24,975
It's kids from all over the world.
568
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,216
Now, it's time for me to
tell you the biggest thing
569
00:24:28,241 --> 00:24:31,000
that the Hollywood elites
don't want you to know...
570
00:24:31,025 --> 00:24:33,871
Alright, just what the hell
do you think you're doing?!
571
00:24:33,896 --> 00:24:36,034
- Oh!
- Go tutor someone else!
572
00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:38,535
You think you can take my
students from my classroom?!
573
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,595
Oh, my God! It's you!
574
00:24:41,698 --> 00:24:43,112
That's right it's me!
575
00:24:43,137 --> 00:24:45,206
The head teacher at
South Park Elementary!
576
00:24:45,231 --> 00:24:47,226
And this is what I
think of private tutors!
577
00:24:47,251 --> 00:24:48,975
Get her, Mr. Service!
578
00:24:51,266 --> 00:24:53,492
Now who's in charge of all you tutors?!
579
00:24:53,517 --> 00:24:55,536
It's... it's secret...
580
00:24:55,561 --> 00:24:56,940
Choke her out, Mr. Service!
581
00:24:56,965 --> 00:24:58,413
No! Please!
582
00:24:58,438 --> 00:25:01,127
Who started this bogus
tutoring company?!
583
00:25:01,152 --> 00:25:02,818
It was... It...
584
00:25:02,843 --> 00:25:04,181
I'm listening!
585
00:25:04,206 --> 00:25:07,818
It was... the Whites.
586
00:25:11,724 --> 00:25:13,404
The Whites?
587
00:25:14,108 --> 00:25:16,388
That guy was harassing
me at the grocery store.
588
00:25:16,553 --> 00:25:18,931
Come on, Mr. Service!
Time to deal with the Whites!
589
00:25:22,537 --> 00:25:26,296
I guess 2021 is gonna be just like 2020.
590
00:25:32,044 --> 00:25:33,837
- All good?
- I don't see anybody.
591
00:25:33,862 --> 00:25:35,838
I think we're safe here until
school starts in the morning.
592
00:25:35,862 --> 00:25:37,566
We're actually gonna sleep here?
593
00:25:37,591 --> 00:25:38,871
I don't see what choice we have.
594
00:25:38,896 --> 00:25:41,181
- Oh, my God.
- What?
595
00:25:41,459 --> 00:25:44,492
- You guys, oh, my God, seriously.
- What?
596
00:25:44,517 --> 00:25:46,490
You guys know Mr. Lawson?
Jenny Lawson's dad?
597
00:25:46,515 --> 00:25:47,521
Yeah?
598
00:25:47,545 --> 00:25:50,551
He's offering us 2,000
bucks for a vaccination.
599
00:25:50,734 --> 00:25:51,975
What are you doing?
600
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,429
Dude, people really want their shot.
601
00:25:53,453 --> 00:25:55,357
I'm asking around to see what
they're willing to pay for it.
602
00:25:55,381 --> 00:25:56,723
I'm a little Harvey Weinstein.
603
00:25:56,748 --> 00:25:59,181
We are giving these to the
teachers at the school!
604
00:25:59,206 --> 00:26:01,310
Kyle, this is what our broship needs!
605
00:26:01,375 --> 00:26:03,237
We can sell these and go
on vacations together,
606
00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:04,883
go to shows and theme parks!
607
00:26:04,908 --> 00:26:07,768
What the broship needs is
for us to do the right thing
608
00:26:07,793 --> 00:26:10,397
and fix the problem
of everyone hating us!
609
00:26:10,940 --> 00:26:12,526
Right, Stan?
610
00:26:12,558 --> 00:26:14,938
I say we take the vaccines ourselves.
611
00:26:14,963 --> 00:26:16,561
I mean, why are us kids last?
612
00:26:16,586 --> 00:26:17,908
This whole pandemic has been about
613
00:26:17,932 --> 00:26:19,154
doing what's best for adults.
614
00:26:19,179 --> 00:26:21,216
Maybe for the broship we
do what's best for us.
615
00:26:21,241 --> 00:26:23,206
What's best for us is
thousands of dollars.
616
00:26:23,231 --> 00:26:24,595
That's always what's best!
617
00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:26,137
You guys are being selfish!
618
00:26:26,162 --> 00:26:27,966
You're not thinking about
what's best for the broship.
619
00:26:27,990 --> 00:26:29,940
You're thinking about
what's best for you.
620
00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:31,459
We did all this because we wanted to fix
621
00:26:31,483 --> 00:26:33,078
the damage of the period prank.
622
00:26:33,103 --> 00:26:35,689
That means taking these to
the school tomorrow morning
623
00:26:35,714 --> 00:26:37,231
for our teachers.
624
00:26:37,256 --> 00:26:38,906
I'm gonna put these somewhere safe
625
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,342
so nobody gets tempted
to do the wrong thing!
626
00:26:41,827 --> 00:26:43,562
I don't know why you don't
stand up to him more,
627
00:26:43,586 --> 00:26:45,053
it's really disappointing.
628
00:26:50,586 --> 00:26:51,906
Oh, crap.
629
00:26:51,931 --> 00:26:54,379
Hey, Dad. Look, I'm okay.
630
00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:56,356
I won't be home until tomorrow 'cause...
631
00:26:56,381 --> 00:26:58,181
Well, I'm doing something
really important.
632
00:26:58,206 --> 00:26:59,586
Oh, okay, Kyle. Sounds good!
633
00:26:59,611 --> 00:27:00,985
Thanks, buddy!
634
00:27:01,595 --> 00:27:03,526
You're not... worried?
635
00:27:03,551 --> 00:27:05,241
Hey, we trust you, Kyle!
636
00:27:05,476 --> 00:27:09,461
Say, Kyle, we heard you have
some COVID-19 vaccinations.
637
00:27:09,905 --> 00:27:11,595
They're for our teachers.
638
00:27:11,620 --> 00:27:13,640
Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense.
639
00:27:13,665 --> 00:27:15,827
You know if you think your
teacher is worth saving
640
00:27:15,852 --> 00:27:16,906
more than us...
641
00:27:16,931 --> 00:27:18,009
It's not like that.
642
00:27:18,034 --> 00:27:19,413
Well, it sounds like that!
643
00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:20,793
Sounds like your teacher's life
644
00:27:20,818 --> 00:27:23,087
is more important than
your mom and dad's!
645
00:27:23,112 --> 00:27:24,526
You know, when all this went down,
646
00:27:24,551 --> 00:27:26,355
the school wasn't really
there for you, was it?
647
00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:28,354
School kind of abandoned you kids.
648
00:27:28,379 --> 00:27:29,896
But your parents, well...
649
00:27:29,921 --> 00:27:32,043
We didn't shove you off
into a Zoom meeting did we?
650
00:27:32,313 --> 00:27:33,399
- Dad, please don't...
- You know,
651
00:27:33,423 --> 00:27:35,148
we're not spring chickens anymore.
652
00:27:35,172 --> 00:27:37,038
The virus is still out there, Kyle,
653
00:27:37,063 --> 00:27:38,758
and it's still killing people.
654
00:27:38,799 --> 00:27:42,354
I don't know how you'd feel is
Mom or me got COVID and died
655
00:27:42,379 --> 00:27:45,344
in these last few months
because you did nothing.
656
00:27:45,463 --> 00:27:47,083
Don't do nothing, Kyle.
657
00:27:47,117 --> 00:27:48,496
You know what, Kyle?
658
00:27:48,521 --> 00:27:50,940
- Please don't say it.
- Silence is violence, Kyle.
659
00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:52,423
Don't kill Mom, buddy.
660
00:27:53,473 --> 00:27:55,162
Shit.
661
00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:04,482
Go get that will you, Crystal?
662
00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:09,768
Who is it sweetheart?
663
00:28:09,793 --> 00:28:11,586
It's the savior of our country
664
00:28:11,611 --> 00:28:13,439
and still President of the United States
665
00:28:13,464 --> 00:28:15,548
who was impeached unjustly.
666
00:28:15,573 --> 00:28:17,297
Get them, Mr. Service!
667
00:28:17,586 --> 00:28:18,962
Aah!
668
00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:22,457
What's this all about?
Did we do something wrong?
669
00:28:22,482 --> 00:28:24,630
God damn right you did something wrong!
670
00:28:24,655 --> 00:28:26,344
Our public school system is dying
671
00:28:26,369 --> 00:28:28,664
and you tutors are trying
to take advantage of it!
672
00:28:28,689 --> 00:28:30,975
But we were just trying to be like you!
673
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,618
You'll never be like me!
674
00:28:32,643 --> 00:28:34,733
I've been a teacher for 30 years!
675
00:28:34,781 --> 00:28:36,436
I'm just trying to get my old life back
676
00:28:36,461 --> 00:28:38,457
and assholes keep getting in my way!
677
00:28:38,490 --> 00:28:40,870
But we have to tell children the truth!
678
00:28:41,044 --> 00:28:42,285
They have to know!
679
00:28:42,310 --> 00:28:43,768
They have to know what?!
680
00:28:43,793 --> 00:28:45,871
About... About the whole thing!
681
00:28:45,896 --> 00:28:47,517
About the vaccinations!
682
00:28:47,542 --> 00:28:49,630
That the pandemic was
blown out of proportion!
683
00:28:49,733 --> 00:28:51,733
That Venezuelan socialists
684
00:28:51,758 --> 00:28:54,000
switched out circuit
boards from voting machines
685
00:28:54,025 --> 00:28:56,784
- in 12 states!
- Good, sweetie!
686
00:28:56,809 --> 00:28:59,561
Don't you understand everything
is being manipulated!
687
00:28:59,586 --> 00:29:01,896
Everyone's being manipulated...
688
00:29:02,078 --> 00:29:04,181
So that's why everyone in town is being
689
00:29:04,206 --> 00:29:06,827
such an inconsiderate
jerk about me coming back?
690
00:29:06,852 --> 00:29:09,369
Yes. They don't want people to like you.
691
00:29:09,394 --> 00:29:11,354
They need people to hate you!
692
00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,448
Who are they?
693
00:29:13,473 --> 00:29:14,784
They're the elites.
694
00:29:14,809 --> 00:29:16,457
They do whatever they want
695
00:29:16,482 --> 00:29:19,068
and they feed on the pain
and torture of children!
696
00:29:19,093 --> 00:29:20,802
And if anybody starts to care,
697
00:29:20,827 --> 00:29:23,137
they'll just cut us off
when we tell the truth!
698
00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:24,618
And the truth is that...
699
00:29:24,643 --> 00:29:28,392
_
700
00:29:40,877 --> 00:29:42,603
Kyle?
701
00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:44,606
What are you doing?
702
00:29:44,631 --> 00:29:46,699
I'm just getting things ready to go.
703
00:29:46,724 --> 00:29:48,596
So then why are you replacing
some of the vaccines
704
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:49,674
with Cactus Cooler?
705
00:29:49,699 --> 00:29:50,975
Alright, Stan, look.
706
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,388
It's just the pressure of everything,
okay?!
707
00:29:53,595 --> 00:29:56,640
My dad called and...
I don't want my mom to die.
708
00:29:56,665 --> 00:29:58,837
I don't want my mom to die either!
709
00:29:58,862 --> 00:30:00,975
I can't believe that
you would lie to me.
710
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,204
That you would hide shit from me.
711
00:30:03,229 --> 00:30:05,229
Hey, guys, what's going on?
712
00:30:05,482 --> 00:30:07,546
Nothing, Kenny. Everything's fine.
713
00:30:07,571 --> 00:30:09,793
Yeah, we're gonna go
to the school now, buddy.
714
00:30:09,818 --> 00:30:11,259
Okay.
715
00:30:11,768 --> 00:30:13,906
I'm gonna just try and
pretend this didn't happen.
716
00:30:13,931 --> 00:30:16,034
But only because it's
what's best for Kenny.
717
00:30:20,696 --> 00:30:22,630
I can't believe we
are actually doing this.
718
00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:26,147
There are people who really need
these vaccines... who have cash.
719
00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:27,724
I just want this over with.
720
00:30:27,749 --> 00:30:30,453
Let's get these stupid things
to the teachers and go home.
721
00:30:30,868 --> 00:30:33,896
I don't think so, Kommunity Kidz!
722
00:30:34,079 --> 00:30:37,354
You're not poisoning anybody
with those vaccinations!
723
00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:39,492
The fuck you talking about, Scott?
724
00:30:39,517 --> 00:30:41,068
I've learned the truth!
725
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,288
And I won't let you hurt the teacher!
726
00:30:43,313 --> 00:30:44,844
We don't have time for this Scott.
727
00:30:44,869 --> 00:30:46,216
You don't understand!
728
00:30:46,241 --> 00:30:47,758
I'm part of a militant group now!
729
00:30:47,783 --> 00:30:50,630
A secret cabal of patriot children!
730
00:30:50,885 --> 00:30:52,492
Lil' QTies!
731
00:30:52,971 --> 00:30:56,147
Lil' QTies? With a "Q" and
an apostrophe after the "L"?
732
00:30:56,172 --> 00:30:57,527
That's way better than
Kommunity Kidz, guys.
733
00:30:57,551 --> 00:30:58,968
I told you... we're getting lazy.
734
00:30:58,993 --> 00:31:01,306
Move in on my position, QTies!
735
00:31:02,664 --> 00:31:05,043
You're not hurting our teacher again!
736
00:31:05,068 --> 00:31:08,000
You don't even know what those
vaccines are doing to people!
737
00:31:08,181 --> 00:31:11,043
For the whole past year,
our feelings and our needs
738
00:31:11,068 --> 00:31:13,523
have been put dead last!
739
00:31:13,751 --> 00:31:16,524
Do you guys really
trust anybody anymore?
740
00:31:16,549 --> 00:31:18,630
- Yeah!
- Butters?
741
00:31:18,733 --> 00:31:20,250
You're a part of this too?
742
00:31:20,275 --> 00:31:21,734
I just wanted to believe in something
743
00:31:21,758 --> 00:31:22,941
that would get me out of the house!
744
00:31:22,965 --> 00:31:24,827
I didn't give a shit what it was!
745
00:31:24,852 --> 00:31:28,273
Now just put down the vaccines
and walk away, Kommunity Kidz.
746
00:31:28,298 --> 00:31:30,275
Look, you guys have
a right to say and believe
747
00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:31,984
whatever you want, okay?
748
00:31:32,009 --> 00:31:34,034
But what you believe is really stupid.
749
00:31:34,216 --> 00:31:35,829
We'll see who's stupid!
750
00:31:44,517 --> 00:31:46,798
Yeah! Y-Yeah!
751
00:31:51,319 --> 00:31:53,595
Tom, I'm standing outside
South Park Elementary,
752
00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,103
where the Kommunity Kidz
753
00:31:55,128 --> 00:31:57,733
were set to distribute
vaccines to the public.
754
00:31:57,758 --> 00:32:00,448
That's when a rival gang showed
up and tried to stop them,
755
00:32:00,473 --> 00:32:02,887
and the fighting is still going on now.
756
00:32:02,912 --> 00:32:05,050
You can see behind me most
of the damage is done,
757
00:32:05,075 --> 00:32:07,250
but it is still raging on, Tom.
758
00:32:07,275 --> 00:32:10,620
You can see this awful gang is
trying to stop Kommunity Kidz
759
00:32:10,645 --> 00:32:12,837
just because Kommunity
Kidz believe in something
760
00:32:12,862 --> 00:32:14,501
and actually... and actually care!
761
00:32:14,526 --> 00:32:16,250
They care enough to do something!
762
00:32:16,275 --> 00:32:18,862
Yeah, that's basically what
the Lil' QTies are doing too,
763
00:32:18,887 --> 00:32:21,423
- right, Chris?
- What do you mean, Tom?
764
00:32:21,448 --> 00:32:23,344
Well, the Kommunity Kidz
are acting on something
765
00:32:23,369 --> 00:32:26,165
they believe in and so are
the Lil' QTies, am I right?
766
00:32:26,190 --> 00:32:27,535
What is the difference?
767
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,259
Oh, yeah, well, the difference, Tom,
768
00:32:29,284 --> 00:32:31,281
is that you are a giant piece of shit.
769
00:32:31,306 --> 00:32:32,674
That's the fucking difference!
770
00:32:32,699 --> 00:32:34,680
- Okay, let's just...
- You're gonna even remotely
771
00:32:34,705 --> 00:32:36,016
defend these monsters
772
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,068
when Kommunity Kidz
are promoting change, just...
773
00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:39,802
Fuck you, Tom! I'm out!
774
00:32:42,065 --> 00:32:44,009
Oh, no! Oh, Jesus, look!
775
00:32:44,034 --> 00:32:46,664
- This is my shot!
- My shot!
776
00:32:49,493 --> 00:32:51,319
Grab the vaccines!
We got to get outta here!
777
00:32:56,698 --> 00:32:59,112
Yeah! Y-Yeah!
778
00:33:01,502 --> 00:33:04,837
Come on! I can show
you my Q headquarters!
779
00:33:05,258 --> 00:33:07,906
Jesus, you people really
take this seriously.
780
00:33:07,931 --> 00:33:09,344
Vaccinations are nothing more
781
00:33:09,369 --> 00:33:11,871
than a way for the elite
and powerful to control us.
782
00:33:11,896 --> 00:33:13,655
We've been trying to warn everyone,
783
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,439
and then Q released a new post saying
784
00:33:15,464 --> 00:33:17,906
the most important day would be March 4.
785
00:33:18,010 --> 00:33:19,423
At first, it didn't make sense.
786
00:33:19,448 --> 00:33:20,965
Nothing's happening on March 4th!
787
00:33:20,990 --> 00:33:24,404
Until I saw a Super Bowl ad
for a new streaming service
788
00:33:24,429 --> 00:33:26,092
which launched on March 4!
789
00:33:26,117 --> 00:33:27,733
Streaming is also the the term used
790
00:33:27,758 --> 00:33:29,413
for the nano-technology microchips
791
00:33:29,438 --> 00:33:32,319
invented by Bill Gates that
are being put into a liquid
792
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,758
and then shot into
people's arms as a vaccine!
793
00:33:34,783 --> 00:33:36,552
Who the hell is doing all this?
794
00:33:36,577 --> 00:33:38,354
The Hollywood elites!
795
00:33:38,379 --> 00:33:40,344
All of them, rich, powerful people
796
00:33:40,369 --> 00:33:42,780
who got to where they were
by drinking adrenochrome
797
00:33:42,805 --> 00:33:44,150
from tortured children!
798
00:33:44,175 --> 00:33:46,382
Anyone who gets vaccinated
is going to be tracked
799
00:33:46,407 --> 00:33:48,837
and manipulated for
the rest of their lives.
800
00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:50,936
I got an e-mail that all
teachers are about to be
801
00:33:50,961 --> 00:33:52,686
vaccinated at the school!
802
00:33:52,711 --> 00:33:54,803
You're telling me they're all
going to become mindless zombies
803
00:33:54,827 --> 00:33:56,241
who are fine with child murder!
804
00:33:56,266 --> 00:33:57,756
- Yes!
- Aw geez,
805
00:33:57,781 --> 00:33:59,021
we gotta get to the school!
806
00:33:59,147 --> 00:34:00,699
I'll let all the other 'anons know!
807
00:34:00,724 --> 00:34:02,501
We'll put a stop this once a for all!
808
00:34:02,526 --> 00:34:03,733
Let's do this!
809
00:34:05,155 --> 00:34:07,413
Hey! What the hell just happened?!
810
00:34:07,438 --> 00:34:10,043
It's the Hollywood
elites! They're onto us!
811
00:34:10,068 --> 00:34:11,317
Come on!
812
00:34:12,975 --> 00:34:15,678
Oh, my holy Jesus!
813
00:34:16,319 --> 00:34:18,450
Don't want the truth coming out, huh?
814
00:34:18,475 --> 00:34:19,758
Damn you!
815
00:34:19,783 --> 00:34:23,265
We will get to the school!
You can't stop us!
816
00:34:28,959 --> 00:34:31,526
I'm sorry for wasting everyone's time.
817
00:34:31,843 --> 00:34:33,216
I don't know why I believed them
818
00:34:33,241 --> 00:34:34,965
when they said they had vaccinations.
819
00:34:35,835 --> 00:34:38,147
I don't know why I
believe anything anymore.
820
00:34:41,066 --> 00:34:42,169
Yes?!
821
00:34:42,194 --> 00:34:44,586
Hi, Ms. Nelson. How are you?!
822
00:34:44,611 --> 00:34:47,457
Cut the crap!
You said you'd be here at 7:00 AM!
823
00:34:47,482 --> 00:34:49,379
And, you know,
we just ran into a little hiccup,
824
00:34:49,404 --> 00:34:51,458
so we wanted to see if you
could meet us somewhere else
825
00:34:51,482 --> 00:34:53,216
- for the vaccine.
- Oh, no.
826
00:34:53,241 --> 00:34:54,906
I knew this was a prank.
827
00:34:54,931 --> 00:34:57,622
You're not tricking me
into going anywhere!
828
00:34:57,647 --> 00:34:59,319
No, no, Ms. Nelson, it's not a prank!
829
00:34:59,344 --> 00:35:00,664
Okay, fine, we'll be there, okay?
830
00:35:00,689 --> 00:35:02,034
Just sit tight.
831
00:35:02,059 --> 00:35:04,561
What was that?!
You know we can't get into school!
832
00:35:04,586 --> 00:35:07,724
- She's not gonna come meet us, Kyle!
- You didn't even try!
833
00:35:07,749 --> 00:35:10,488
He didn't try because he wants
to sell the vaccines for money!
834
00:35:10,513 --> 00:35:12,000
And what about you, Kyle?
835
00:35:12,025 --> 00:35:13,037
You were the one trying to take
836
00:35:13,061 --> 00:35:14,872
the vaccines for yourself this morning.
837
00:35:15,491 --> 00:35:17,181
He what?!
838
00:35:17,496 --> 00:35:20,630
Wow. Okay. Thought that
we had gotten past that, but...
839
00:35:20,655 --> 00:35:22,206
Look, let's just face it, you guys.
840
00:35:22,231 --> 00:35:24,964
We don't trust each other
and we don't like each other.
841
00:35:24,989 --> 00:35:26,724
We can't keep pretending.
842
00:35:26,905 --> 00:35:28,849
Are you seriously saying what I think?
843
00:35:28,874 --> 00:35:30,112
Alright, guys.
844
00:35:30,137 --> 00:35:32,802
I guess it's time we all had the
talk we never wanted to have.
845
00:35:33,161 --> 00:35:35,344
Kenny you wanna go be on
your iPad for a minute?
846
00:35:35,770 --> 00:35:37,733
What? No, I wanna hear this!
847
00:35:37,758 --> 00:35:39,424
We just...
We need to talk for a second, Kenny.
848
00:35:39,448 --> 00:35:41,310
Look, I downloaded "Madagascar 3."
849
00:35:41,335 --> 00:35:43,270
You wanna watch with your
"Troll" headphones?
850
00:35:44,346 --> 00:35:45,747
Yeah, okay.
851
00:35:47,216 --> 00:35:48,906
Look, it's been a hard year.
852
00:35:48,931 --> 00:35:51,644
And I think for some people
there's just no going back.
853
00:35:51,669 --> 00:35:53,794
I've been trying as hard as I
can to hold things together,
854
00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:55,094
but I have to admit...
855
00:35:55,119 --> 00:35:56,802
I'm just going through the "brotions."
856
00:35:57,005 --> 00:35:59,043
We can't just force
things for Kenny's sake.
857
00:35:59,068 --> 00:36:01,172
It's not good for us and
it's not good for him.
858
00:36:03,458 --> 00:36:05,492
We still have a bunch of vaccines here.
859
00:36:05,517 --> 00:36:07,034
What happens now?
860
00:36:07,059 --> 00:36:09,177
I think I have a plan.
861
00:36:09,896 --> 00:36:13,225
An explosive powder keg of
humanity is set to go off
862
00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:14,872
at South Park Elementary!
863
00:36:14,897 --> 00:36:17,311
Thousands of people have
turned up to get their shot...
864
00:36:17,336 --> 00:36:19,894
that one shot that
could change everything.
865
00:36:19,919 --> 00:36:21,651
But also in the crowd are several people
866
00:36:21,676 --> 00:36:23,917
who want to stop those
vaccines from happening.
867
00:36:23,942 --> 00:36:26,245
At the center of it all...
that amazing group of kids
868
00:36:26,270 --> 00:36:29,479
who are just taking the time
for what they believe is right.
869
00:36:29,504 --> 00:36:32,323
I'm talking, of course,
about the Lil' QTies.
870
00:36:32,348 --> 00:36:34,934
A group of youngsters that
believe vaccines are harmful.
871
00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:36,784
Yeah... Yeah,
I see what you did there, Tom.
872
00:36:36,809 --> 00:36:39,455
- That's real fucking cute.
- I'm not trying to be cute.
873
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,040
I'm saying if these kids really believe
874
00:36:41,065 --> 00:36:42,385
the horrific things they believe,
875
00:36:42,410 --> 00:36:44,455
then they'd be bad people not to go out
876
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,723
and do something about it,
wouldn't they?
877
00:36:45,747 --> 00:36:47,049
Yes, that's totally true
878
00:36:47,074 --> 00:36:49,338
if you're a corrupt
dickhead without morals.
879
00:36:49,363 --> 00:36:51,198
- You gotta be fucking...
- Okay, okay, Chris,
880
00:36:51,223 --> 00:36:52,460
let's just get back to the weather.
881
00:36:52,484 --> 00:36:54,846
Yeah, let's get back to the weather,
you cunt.
882
00:37:02,298 --> 00:37:05,712
Come on, Mr. Service,
we have to get back to the school!
883
00:37:05,737 --> 00:37:08,426
My... My balls are freezing, sir.
884
00:37:08,609 --> 00:37:10,870
Mr. Service's balls are freezing!
885
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,308
Don't give in to them!
886
00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:14,393
They're trying to make
a joke of everything!
887
00:37:14,418 --> 00:37:15,798
That's what they do.
888
00:37:16,126 --> 00:37:19,330
How do the elites control
Mr. Service's balls?
889
00:37:19,355 --> 00:37:21,518
You still don't get it, do you?!
890
00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:24,869
They don't just drink adrenochrome,
they run the show!
891
00:37:24,894 --> 00:37:26,618
The whole damn show!
892
00:37:26,657 --> 00:37:28,190
It comes down to two people...
893
00:37:28,215 --> 00:37:30,618
Oh, you don't like that, do you?!
894
00:37:30,643 --> 00:37:33,161
That's getting a little close
to home, huh?!
895
00:37:33,186 --> 00:37:36,324
You can't control me anymore,
you sons a bitches!
896
00:37:36,349 --> 00:37:39,349
They're making fun of me to
try and discredit my beliefs!
897
00:37:40,190 --> 00:37:42,273
Oh, you don't like that, do you?!
898
00:37:42,298 --> 00:37:44,402
Don't let the world know that!
899
00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:48,954
Listen! Listen, whoever you are!
900
00:37:48,979 --> 00:37:51,324
I don't give a shit what you do!
901
00:37:51,349 --> 00:37:53,246
What?! What are you saying?!
902
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:56,752
Please! I just want my old life back!
903
00:37:56,777 --> 00:37:59,329
No, stop! They're monsters!
904
00:37:59,354 --> 00:38:01,561
I don't care what you do to kids,
905
00:38:01,586 --> 00:38:03,924
I just want people to like me again!
906
00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:05,276
You son of a bitch!
907
00:38:05,301 --> 00:38:08,127
Aah! Aah! Mr. Service!
908
00:38:10,443 --> 00:38:11,443
Wow.
909
00:38:12,477 --> 00:38:14,811
Okay. What the hell is this?
910
00:38:15,141 --> 00:38:16,713
Hey, come back!
911
00:38:19,851 --> 00:38:22,333
How would you like to make a deal?
912
00:38:33,454 --> 00:38:35,488
Alright, here's the situation...
913
00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:37,455
all of our teachers
are inside the school,
914
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,928
surrounded now by at least 400
to 500 people who want a shot.
915
00:38:40,953 --> 00:38:43,642
The Lil' QTies are stationed
throughout and we...
916
00:38:43,862 --> 00:38:45,971
and we are no longer bros.
917
00:38:45,996 --> 00:38:48,480
The magic is gone and
we are through, is that right?
918
00:38:48,768 --> 00:38:50,126
Yup.
919
00:38:50,308 --> 00:38:52,026
But we all want what's best for Kenny,
920
00:38:52,051 --> 00:38:53,825
so we have to find a way to compromise
921
00:38:53,850 --> 00:38:54,971
and move on with our lives.
922
00:38:54,996 --> 00:38:56,041
So how do we do it?
923
00:38:56,066 --> 00:38:58,533
We use... a 2-2-3.
924
00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:02,237
Kyle, you have Kenny for
two days starting on Monday.
925
00:39:02,262 --> 00:39:03,495
I have Kenny Thursday and Friday,
926
00:39:03,519 --> 00:39:04,894
and then, Stan,
you get him for the weekend.
927
00:39:04,918 --> 00:39:06,885
Then we switch where I
have Kenny starting Monday,
928
00:39:06,910 --> 00:39:08,630
Stan gets two days and
Kyle gets a weekend.
929
00:39:08,988 --> 00:39:13,072
Do we really have to do this?
That all seems overly confusing.
930
00:39:13,277 --> 00:39:15,001
Okay, so we can go alternating weeks...
931
00:39:15,026 --> 00:39:17,534
each one of us has Kenny for
six days and then we rotate.
932
00:39:17,559 --> 00:39:19,901
A week is a long time for
Kenny to be with one person.
933
00:39:20,689 --> 00:39:22,526
Alternating weeks with a midweek visit.
934
00:39:22,551 --> 00:39:24,752
We have longer stretches,
but a chance for a break.
935
00:39:25,121 --> 00:39:26,776
Aw, come on. What about sleepovers?
936
00:39:26,801 --> 00:39:28,663
We can't take those away from Kenny.
937
00:39:28,688 --> 00:39:30,877
Alternating weeks
with midweek overnight.
938
00:39:31,316 --> 00:39:33,116
It would be easier if I
just knew I always had
939
00:39:33,141 --> 00:39:34,589
Kenny on certain days.
940
00:39:34,996 --> 00:39:36,685
3-3-4-4 rotation.
941
00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:37,753
Makes everyone's days consistent...
942
00:39:37,777 --> 00:39:39,501
hang on a second, guys.
943
00:39:39,828 --> 00:39:41,552
Everything okay, buddy?
944
00:39:42,890 --> 00:39:44,151
Yeah, what's going on?
945
00:39:44,176 --> 00:39:45,521
We're almost done in here, Kenny.
946
00:39:45,546 --> 00:39:47,222
You liking that birthday
cake-flavored ice cream?
947
00:39:47,246 --> 00:39:49,606
- Yeah, it's fine, but I...
- Okay, you're doing great, pal.
948
00:39:50,338 --> 00:39:51,791
The 3-3-4-4 is the most consistent,
949
00:39:51,816 --> 00:39:53,471
but to change weekends, we would need...
950
00:39:53,496 --> 00:39:55,392
the 2-2-5-5 rotation,
951
00:39:55,417 --> 00:39:57,229
where the weekends
can actually fluctuate.
952
00:39:57,254 --> 00:39:58,979
I don't even know what to say...
953
00:39:59,004 --> 00:40:00,763
Well, I say that out of all of those...
954
00:40:00,788 --> 00:40:02,494
the first one makes the most sense.
955
00:40:04,781 --> 00:40:06,932
The 2-2-3, I agree.
956
00:40:06,957 --> 00:40:08,354
This way we don't have to be bros
957
00:40:08,379 --> 00:40:10,885
but Kenny still has
the best possible life.
958
00:40:11,401 --> 00:40:12,747
2-2-3.
959
00:40:12,929 --> 00:40:14,690
That's so ridiculous...
960
00:40:14,947 --> 00:40:17,188
that it just might work.
961
00:40:20,769 --> 00:40:22,873
We've just received
devastating news here
962
00:40:22,898 --> 00:40:24,687
at South Park Elementary.
963
00:40:24,712 --> 00:40:28,690
It appears that the Kommunity Kidz...
are breaking up.
964
00:40:28,984 --> 00:40:32,053
They have asked for people to
"respect their privacy
965
00:40:32,078 --> 00:40:33,860
in these difficult times,"
966
00:40:33,885 --> 00:40:36,195
and it appears that the
strain of this pandemic,
967
00:40:36,220 --> 00:40:38,703
from people like you,
Tom, was just too much.
968
00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:41,417
- Oh, here we go, here we go.
- Yeah, here we go!
969
00:40:41,442 --> 00:40:43,825
You just couldn't leave 'em
alone could you, ya prick?!
970
00:40:43,850 --> 00:40:44,916
Okay, Chris, let's just...
971
00:40:44,941 --> 00:40:47,854
They broke up 'cause
of you and your stupid...
972
00:40:47,879 --> 00:40:49,416
Wait. Wait, wait wait.
973
00:40:49,441 --> 00:40:51,143
Wait a minute. What is this?
974
00:40:51,168 --> 00:40:54,067
Tom, one of the Kommunity Kidz
has shown up to the school...
975
00:40:54,092 --> 00:40:55,979
with the vaccines!
976
00:41:00,790 --> 00:41:03,411
Finally! I'm gonna get my shot!
977
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:06,737
Alright, QTies, this is it!
978
00:41:06,762 --> 00:41:08,604
Prepare for the storm!
979
00:41:11,919 --> 00:41:14,781
Dude, what are you doing?
980
00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:16,377
You're gonna get yourself killed.
981
00:41:16,478 --> 00:41:18,705
This isn't our fight anymore, Kyle.
982
00:41:19,311 --> 00:41:21,393
We set out to do something.
983
00:41:21,418 --> 00:41:24,487
I'm not letting our broship
fall to the pandi just yet.
984
00:41:26,230 --> 00:41:27,283
Alright...
985
00:41:27,308 --> 00:41:29,687
then let's get those
vaccines to the teachers.
986
00:41:29,798 --> 00:41:31,877
Okay, let's do this.
987
00:41:50,678 --> 00:41:52,221
Hey!
988
00:41:52,246 --> 00:41:54,846
Hold on a second everybody!
989
00:41:57,022 --> 00:41:58,919
I think I can...
990
00:41:58,944 --> 00:42:01,254
I think I can help things out here!
991
00:42:03,135 --> 00:42:04,885
What the fuck is that?
992
00:42:04,910 --> 00:42:07,083
It's him! The Chosen one!
993
00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:08,487
He's come to save us all
994
00:42:08,512 --> 00:42:10,963
like the prophecy
foretold on the Internet!
995
00:42:11,115 --> 00:42:14,308
Wait, he's the Chosen one?
996
00:42:14,408 --> 00:42:16,747
Listen! Listen, everybody.
997
00:42:16,772 --> 00:42:20,289
I... I think I owe
you all a big apology.
998
00:42:20,706 --> 00:42:22,346
I came in here expecting
999
00:42:22,371 --> 00:42:24,474
everything to just go back to normal,
1000
00:42:24,499 --> 00:42:26,533
but... we've all been through
1001
00:42:26,558 --> 00:42:29,618
the proverbial butthole
of hardships lately.
1002
00:42:29,721 --> 00:42:33,101
I thought we could all just
magically be friends again.
1003
00:42:33,237 --> 00:42:36,678
But relationships
are very fragile things,
1004
00:42:36,703 --> 00:42:39,891
and in time of crises when
we need each other most,
1005
00:42:39,916 --> 00:42:42,979
it's sometimes when
we grow furthest apart.
1006
00:42:43,004 --> 00:42:45,190
But through it all,
Mr. White here has taught me
1007
00:42:45,215 --> 00:42:47,043
a very important lesson.
1008
00:42:47,068 --> 00:42:50,791
Make sure you're on the side of
the people with the most power.
1009
00:42:51,158 --> 00:42:53,408
And so, I've worked out a deal
1010
00:42:53,433 --> 00:42:55,825
with some pretty powerful people...
1011
00:42:55,929 --> 00:42:58,446
Alright, boys, do your thing!
1012
00:43:05,218 --> 00:43:07,627
Ahhhhh!
1013
00:43:08,697 --> 00:43:10,424
It's Air Israel
1014
00:43:10,449 --> 00:43:13,612
with enough vaccines
for every adult in town!
1015
00:43:25,797 --> 00:43:28,197
Hey, Garrison! Good job!
1016
00:43:28,222 --> 00:43:30,760
Yeah! You're alright, Garrison!
1017
00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:32,722
Oh, geez...
1018
00:43:32,747 --> 00:43:34,264
Thanks, everybody.
1019
00:43:34,289 --> 00:43:36,143
Well, come on you guys!
Let's get inside!
1020
00:43:39,230 --> 00:43:41,643
Ms. Nelson?! We're here!
1021
00:43:41,747 --> 00:43:44,298
Boys! Boys, you made it!
1022
00:43:45,617 --> 00:43:47,151
Of course we made it!
1023
00:43:47,176 --> 00:43:49,729
'Cause our broship can survive anything!
1024
00:43:50,195 --> 00:43:51,712
Hello, Ms. Nelson!
1025
00:43:53,505 --> 00:43:55,850
We got your vaccination for you,
Ms. Nelson.
1026
00:43:55,875 --> 00:43:57,929
Boys... you really did it.
1027
00:43:57,954 --> 00:43:59,402
I... I can't believe it.
1028
00:43:59,830 --> 00:44:01,584
For a while there, I thought I...
1029
00:44:02,632 --> 00:44:03,994
Excuse me.
1030
00:44:04,019 --> 00:44:06,065
I thought I wasn't gonna...
1031
00:44:07,454 --> 00:44:10,446
Gosh... excuse me.
1032
00:44:17,089 --> 00:44:19,690
As a teacher,
Ms. Nelson did everything she could
1033
00:44:19,715 --> 00:44:21,026
for her students.
1034
00:44:21,051 --> 00:44:23,713
So it seems even more unfair that she...
1035
00:44:23,738 --> 00:44:25,776
was just a few days
late getting the vaccine
1036
00:44:25,801 --> 00:44:27,401
before she died of COVID.
1037
00:44:28,342 --> 00:44:30,783
And now as Mr. Garrison
takes over teaching
1038
00:44:30,808 --> 00:44:32,663
for Ms. Nelson permanently...
1039
00:44:34,652 --> 00:44:37,341
I think we should all
take a moment to say...
1040
00:44:37,366 --> 00:44:40,088
Hey! The rest of us made it, South Park!
1041
00:44:40,113 --> 00:44:42,618
We're on the other
side of this damn thing!
1042
00:44:44,487 --> 00:44:47,963
And so it's time for
adults to screw these masks
1043
00:44:47,988 --> 00:44:50,690
and party like it's 2021!
1044
00:44:57,201 --> 00:45:00,705
* Down by the lazy river *
1045
00:45:00,730 --> 00:45:03,791
* One big family *
1046
00:45:03,816 --> 00:45:07,126
* If you're all alone,
you won't be long *
1047
00:45:07,151 --> 00:45:10,323
* Just bring your guitar
and sing your song *
1048
00:45:10,348 --> 00:45:12,995
Hey, look at Walgreens! Nobody's going!
1049
00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:15,933
Yeah! That place used to
be cool and now it's lame!
1050
00:45:15,958 --> 00:45:17,993
So we still have some
of the pandemic special,
1051
00:45:18,018 --> 00:45:20,183
but the vaccination
special is about out!
1052
00:45:20,208 --> 00:45:22,386
Try 'em both...
the season is about over, guys!
1053
00:45:22,567 --> 00:45:25,050
Back inside
the retirement home, old people!
1054
00:45:25,075 --> 00:45:26,904
All the fun places are ours again!
1055
00:45:26,929 --> 00:45:28,515
Aw!
1056
00:45:28,540 --> 00:45:32,584
Adults are all vaccinated!
Adults are all vaccinated!
1057
00:45:35,333 --> 00:45:37,862
- Well, I guess this is it...
- Yeah.
1058
00:45:37,887 --> 00:45:40,236
I guess it is what's best for everybody.
1059
00:45:40,261 --> 00:45:41,620
What are you guys talking about?
1060
00:45:41,645 --> 00:45:44,167
Everything's gonna be okay, Kenny.
I'll see you on Monday.
1061
00:45:44,192 --> 00:45:46,112
And I'll come pick you up
on Thursday, Kenny.
1062
00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:49,791
Hey, I wish you guys all the best, huh?
1063
00:45:49,816 --> 00:45:51,222
Thanks. I'll be fine.
1064
00:45:51,247 --> 00:45:53,068
I already have some new
bros I'm hanging out with.
1065
00:45:53,092 --> 00:45:54,534
Hey, Cartman!
1066
00:45:54,559 --> 00:45:55,559
Yeah?
1067
00:45:55,746 --> 00:45:57,348
Dude, they're reopening
Casa Bonita this weekend.
1068
00:45:57,372 --> 00:45:58,683
Do you wanna come with us?
1069
00:45:58,708 --> 00:46:01,081
Casa Bonita?! Hell yeah, I'll come!
1070
00:46:01,106 --> 00:46:02,830
Oh, wait! I can't!
1071
00:46:02,855 --> 00:46:04,894
I have fucking Kenny this weekend!
1072
00:46:05,021 --> 00:46:06,433
Shit!
1073
00:46:18,540 --> 00:46:20,534
Nice doing business with you...
1074
00:46:20,559 --> 00:46:23,644
you little child-murdering pedophiles.
1075
00:46:25,214 --> 00:46:30,214
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