1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:05,500 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie Re-synced & uncensored by darthfrede www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:08,844 --> 00:00:12,086 * I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time * 3 00:00:12,186 --> 00:00:13,723 * Friendly faces everywhere 4 00:00:13,823 --> 00:00:15,490 * Humble folks without temptation * 5 00:00:15,590 --> 00:00:18,751 * Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind * 6 00:00:18,851 --> 00:00:20,406 * Ample parking day or night * 7 00:00:20,506 --> 00:00:22,126 * People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" * 8 00:00:22,226 --> 00:00:25,304 * Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind * 9 00:00:25,404 --> 00:00:28,702 * I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it * 10 00:00:28,802 --> 00:00:32,236 * Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine * 11 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:46,026 Eat your breakfast, Stan, you're gonna be late for school. 12 00:00:46,126 --> 00:00:47,510 You told me to finish my homework! 13 00:00:47,610 --> 00:00:49,791 Do both, come on guys, we gotta get going. 14 00:00:49,891 --> 00:00:53,334 Hey whoa, whoa. What the fuck is going on? 15 00:00:53,434 --> 00:00:55,737 I'm about to take the kids to school, why? 16 00:00:55,837 --> 00:00:58,885 Hello?! It's St. Patrick's day. 17 00:00:58,985 --> 00:01:00,401 I know... I'm wearing green. 18 00:01:00,501 --> 00:01:03,518 You guys this is Tegridy Weed's biggest day of the year. 19 00:01:03,618 --> 00:01:06,073 I need help with the St. Patrick's Day Special. 20 00:01:06,173 --> 00:01:08,198 Sorry, Randy, the kids aren't missing school. 21 00:01:08,298 --> 00:01:09,455 Come on, guys, let's go... 22 00:01:09,555 --> 00:01:11,663 Okay, yeah, great, don't worry about it, 23 00:01:11,763 --> 00:01:14,268 I'll do it all myself. Again. 24 00:01:14,368 --> 00:01:16,666 Top O' the mornin' to ya! 25 00:01:17,862 --> 00:01:21,065 This is God damn ridiculous. Piece a shit family... 26 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:22,580 How's it going, Randy? 27 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:24,816 Ugh, I'm just so stressed out! 28 00:01:24,916 --> 00:01:26,487 We have to make a huge profit today 29 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,909 or the whole year is fucked. 30 00:01:28,009 --> 00:01:29,835 How's the St. Patrick's Day Special? 31 00:01:30,008 --> 00:01:31,932 I think it's better than last year's. 32 00:01:32,032 --> 00:01:33,066 Lemme see... 33 00:01:35,266 --> 00:01:36,755 Oh, wow... 34 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,031 Wow... 35 00:01:38,702 --> 00:01:40,885 This is gonna be our best special ever! 36 00:01:40,985 --> 00:01:43,083 Come on, let's get the truck loaded up! 37 00:01:43,847 --> 00:01:45,948 Let's sell what we can from our drive up booth, 38 00:01:46,048 --> 00:01:48,299 and then later we can hit the Irish bar. 39 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:50,111 What the fuck? 40 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:53,645 _ 41 00:01:55,777 --> 00:01:57,715 Hey! Excuse me! 42 00:01:57,815 --> 00:01:59,385 Oh, good morning, Randy. 43 00:01:59,485 --> 00:02:01,125 What do you think you're doing? 44 00:02:01,225 --> 00:02:03,903 Oh. We're, uh, doing a St. Patrick's Day Special. 45 00:02:04,545 --> 00:02:05,985 No, you're not. 46 00:02:06,670 --> 00:02:08,377 Uhh, yeah. We are. 47 00:02:08,477 --> 00:02:11,042 So first you steal my idea of selling weed 48 00:02:11,142 --> 00:02:12,585 and now you're stealing my idea 49 00:02:12,685 --> 00:02:14,713 of doing a St. Patrick's Day Special! 50 00:02:14,813 --> 00:02:17,416 Pretty sure St. Patrick's Day wasn't your idea. 51 00:02:17,516 --> 00:02:19,682 Is that right? Okay... 52 00:02:19,811 --> 00:02:22,251 Game on, motherfucker. 53 00:02:26,466 --> 00:02:28,291 * Loo loo loo! It's St. Patrick's Day! * 54 00:02:28,391 --> 00:02:29,984 * Looo loo loo! De doot be do! * 55 00:02:30,084 --> 00:02:31,932 Come on Butters, time for school! 56 00:02:32,032 --> 00:02:33,703 Okay, mom! 57 00:02:34,928 --> 00:02:38,224 Ohhh, dad, are you wearin' green or are you gonna get a pinch? 58 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:41,252 Ha, ha... I've got a green tie on, you little rascal! 59 00:02:41,352 --> 00:02:43,422 And I'm wearing a green scarf! 60 00:02:43,522 --> 00:02:46,345 Okay! Well someone's gettin a pinch today! 61 00:02:49,848 --> 00:02:52,132 Hey, Clyde! You got your green on! 62 00:02:52,232 --> 00:02:54,062 Hey Jimmy! Nice green pants! 63 00:02:54,162 --> 00:02:56,833 Tee-hee! Te hee hee hee! 64 00:02:56,965 --> 00:02:58,702 Happy St. Patrick's Day, fellas! 65 00:02:58,802 --> 00:03:01,473 - Hey, Butters. - You guys all look very festive! 66 00:03:01,597 --> 00:03:03,799 Yeah, it's super fun. St. Patrick's Day rules. 67 00:03:03,899 --> 00:03:05,969 Oh, I hope they put green food coloring in our milk 68 00:03:06,069 --> 00:03:07,226 at lunchtime again like last year! 69 00:03:07,326 --> 00:03:08,421 Uh-oh! 70 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,898 Hey, Kelly-Ann! What's going on? 71 00:03:11,018 --> 00:03:12,020 What do you mean? 72 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,609 Looks like someone forgot what day it was! 73 00:03:14,709 --> 00:03:17,172 Ha, ha! Pi-i-i-i-nch! 74 00:03:20,524 --> 00:03:21,919 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 75 00:03:22,019 --> 00:03:23,924 I didn't mean to do anything wrong, honest! 76 00:03:24,024 --> 00:03:25,857 Do you know what sexual assault is? 77 00:03:25,957 --> 00:03:27,443 I'm so sorry! Please! 78 00:03:27,543 --> 00:03:28,591 It's just... Well, she had it comin' 79 00:03:28,691 --> 00:03:30,365 on account of the way she was dressed! 80 00:03:30,465 --> 00:03:31,611 Ohhh! 81 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,107 Wow, kid, wow! 82 00:03:33,207 --> 00:03:34,914 Alright. Take this shithead to the station 83 00:03:35,014 --> 00:03:37,076 and book him for sexual assault of a minor. 84 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:39,048 Oh, jeez, I didn't know Kelly-Ann was a minor! 85 00:03:39,148 --> 00:03:40,490 Well, she didn't have a mining helmet 86 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:42,093 or a pick axe or anything! 87 00:03:45,022 --> 00:03:48,115 Okay, looks like you assaulted a nine year old girl... 88 00:03:48,215 --> 00:03:51,591 No prior history... Assault took place at an elementary school. 89 00:03:51,691 --> 00:03:55,131 But... But, sir, it's St. Patrick's Day. 90 00:03:55,231 --> 00:03:57,597 Look, I know! It's St. Patrick's Day, right? 91 00:03:57,697 --> 00:04:00,036 If people don't wear green, they get pinched! 92 00:04:00,136 --> 00:04:01,272 Yes! Right! 93 00:04:01,372 --> 00:04:03,224 Yeah... Only one problem. 94 00:04:03,324 --> 00:04:05,953 The little girl you pinched? Kelly-Ann Barlow? 95 00:04:06,099 --> 00:04:08,523 She was wearing green socks. 96 00:04:10,051 --> 00:04:11,877 You're a goddamn sexual predator. 97 00:04:12,116 --> 00:04:13,625 Don't let him jack off in here! 98 00:04:13,725 --> 00:04:16,054 These types always mess up my jail! 99 00:04:17,792 --> 00:04:19,619 Welcome, everyone, welcome. 100 00:04:19,719 --> 00:04:22,121 Thank you for coming to Credigree Farms! 101 00:04:33,463 --> 00:04:36,088 Randy, we all see you behind the bush. 102 00:04:40,173 --> 00:04:42,291 Everyone sees you. 103 00:04:44,924 --> 00:04:46,156 Oh. Uh... 104 00:04:46,546 --> 00:04:48,461 A very happy mornin', everybody! 105 00:04:48,561 --> 00:04:51,258 And a foine St. Patrick's Day to all of ye. 106 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:52,834 I don't know if ya noohticed. 107 00:04:52,934 --> 00:04:55,820 But, uh, there's a farm across the street 108 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,172 selling weed also... 109 00:04:57,272 --> 00:05:00,774 And the owner is actually 10 par-cent Irish! 110 00:05:00,874 --> 00:05:02,070 So, obviously, you're upset 111 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:03,985 that you don't seem to have any customers. 112 00:05:04,085 --> 00:05:05,688 What I'm upset about 113 00:05:05,788 --> 00:05:09,774 is a wee little thing called "cultural appropriation". 114 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:11,266 Ever heard of it? 115 00:05:11,366 --> 00:05:14,664 That's why we can't wear sombreros on Cinco de Mayo. 116 00:05:14,764 --> 00:05:17,766 Why we can't dress like Indians on Halloween. 117 00:05:17,866 --> 00:05:19,032 What's your point? 118 00:05:19,515 --> 00:05:22,948 I'm looking at my point, you racist son of a bitch. 119 00:05:23,048 --> 00:05:25,258 You have no right to wear that stuff. 120 00:05:25,358 --> 00:05:26,428 It is offensive. 121 00:05:26,528 --> 00:05:27,894 Come on, guys! 122 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:31,383 St. Patrick's Day is the one day of the year we have left 123 00:05:31,483 --> 00:05:33,927 where we can actually celebrate being white. 124 00:05:34,027 --> 00:05:37,328 Any other day that we tried to be proud of our culture, 125 00:05:37,428 --> 00:05:39,844 we would get immediately cancelled by Twitter! 126 00:05:39,944 --> 00:05:42,783 And yet for some reason, you're all over here, 127 00:05:42,883 --> 00:05:45,492 buying your weed from someone who is fine 128 00:05:45,592 --> 00:05:47,663 mocking our customs and traditions. 129 00:05:47,763 --> 00:05:50,110 Maybe they're here because my St. Patrick's Day Special 130 00:05:50,210 --> 00:05:51,437 is better than yours. 131 00:06:03,033 --> 00:06:04,257 Okay, yeah... 132 00:06:04,357 --> 00:06:06,610 Yeah, let's arrest the white leprechaun. 133 00:06:06,710 --> 00:06:08,615 Cuz, you know, can't have one day 134 00:06:08,715 --> 00:06:10,610 for a mostly white culture, right? 135 00:06:10,710 --> 00:06:12,211 Don't wanna get cancelled. 136 00:06:12,311 --> 00:06:15,320 I guess don't arrest him for cultural appropriations? 137 00:06:15,420 --> 00:06:17,995 Guess... Guess that only works one way, huh? 138 00:06:23,795 --> 00:06:26,495 - Leopold Stotch? - Yes? 139 00:06:26,778 --> 00:06:29,656 I'm the public defender that's been assigned to your case. 140 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:32,526 Ugh... Okay... Oh, God... 141 00:06:32,672 --> 00:06:33,922 Is there a problem? 142 00:06:34,022 --> 00:06:36,719 Wul, it's just... I mean... What you're wearing. 143 00:06:36,819 --> 00:06:38,133 You know, it's St. Patrick's Day, 144 00:06:38,233 --> 00:06:39,994 you're not wearing any... 145 00:06:40,631 --> 00:06:42,838 You don't have any green socks on, do you? 146 00:06:43,713 --> 00:06:45,563 No, I'm wearing yellow socks. 147 00:06:45,663 --> 00:06:49,796 Ohhhhh, God... I wanna pinch you so bad... 148 00:06:49,955 --> 00:06:51,792 I'm here to help you, okay? 149 00:06:51,892 --> 00:06:53,855 Now, this woman that you're accused of groping, 150 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:56,102 were you two in any kind of relationship? 151 00:06:56,202 --> 00:06:58,063 No, ma'am, could you... maybe put on 152 00:06:58,163 --> 00:06:59,789 some green lipstick or something? 153 00:06:59,889 --> 00:07:01,431 Before you touched the victim, 154 00:07:01,531 --> 00:07:03,641 did she give you any kind of consent? 155 00:07:03,741 --> 00:07:05,563 Well, technically, yes! 156 00:07:05,663 --> 00:07:07,565 I mean, St. Patrick's Day is a wonderful day 157 00:07:07,665 --> 00:07:09,672 where we remember a British Roman man who went to Ireland 158 00:07:09,772 --> 00:07:11,855 and converted the whole country to Christianity! 159 00:07:11,955 --> 00:07:13,862 And he used a clover to represent the Holy Trinity, 160 00:07:13,962 --> 00:07:15,961 so we're supposed to celebrate that by wearing green 161 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,198 and if you don't wear green you get a pinch! 162 00:07:18,298 --> 00:07:20,768 And who is this St. Patrick to you? 163 00:07:21,182 --> 00:07:23,125 See?! That's the problem! 164 00:07:23,225 --> 00:07:25,281 Nobody knows how great he really was. 165 00:07:25,381 --> 00:07:26,861 Okay... 166 00:07:26,961 --> 00:07:29,795 Can you show me where on the body you touched the girl? 167 00:07:29,895 --> 00:07:32,117 - Oh, God... - Did you put your fingers inside her? 168 00:07:32,217 --> 00:07:33,594 I didn't finger nothin! 169 00:07:33,694 --> 00:07:36,453 I swear it was just a tiny little St. Patrick's Day pinch! 170 00:07:36,553 --> 00:07:38,438 It was... It was like this! 171 00:07:38,538 --> 00:07:40,096 Ohhhg! 172 00:07:41,225 --> 00:07:42,799 Oh! 173 00:07:43,621 --> 00:07:47,071 I am not representing this fucking animal! 174 00:07:47,913 --> 00:07:49,759 Ohhgu! 175 00:07:54,364 --> 00:07:57,045 We got some more St. Patrick's Day offenders. 176 00:07:57,145 --> 00:08:00,420 Well, it's 10 a.m. and you people are already wasted, huh? 177 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:03,321 Yeah, yeah, copper, you got me, big deal. 178 00:08:12,398 --> 00:08:14,258 Dear St. Patrick... 179 00:08:14,358 --> 00:08:17,525 If you're really up there... I've always done my best 180 00:08:17,625 --> 00:08:19,941 to honor you on this most holy day... 181 00:08:21,851 --> 00:08:23,446 You went to Ireland, and you got 182 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:26,269 all those pagan worshippers to follow Christ. 183 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:29,618 If there's any way... that you could help me now... 184 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:33,025 just, like, send me a leprechaun or something... 185 00:08:33,125 --> 00:08:35,471 I will be forever your dark servant. 186 00:08:35,571 --> 00:08:37,206 Amen. 187 00:08:38,088 --> 00:08:40,347 Alright, we got us another one! 188 00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:42,816 Let's go, buddy. 189 00:08:43,141 --> 00:08:45,800 Yeah, yeah, you don't have to push me, copper. 190 00:08:46,272 --> 00:08:47,976 Whoa... 191 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:50,127 When are you people gonna learn, huh? 192 00:08:50,227 --> 00:08:52,488 It's not even lunchtime, for Christ's sake. 193 00:08:53,609 --> 00:08:55,630 I want my phone call. 194 00:08:55,730 --> 00:08:58,399 Wow wee, are you a real leprechaun? 195 00:08:58,499 --> 00:09:00,853 Yeah, I'm a real fuckin' leprechaun! 196 00:09:00,953 --> 00:09:03,591 Alright! Are we gonna bust outta here or what? 197 00:09:03,824 --> 00:09:05,626 Hell yeah we're gonna bust outta here, 198 00:09:05,726 --> 00:09:07,316 what do you have planned? 199 00:09:10,949 --> 00:09:12,001 Awww, yeah... 200 00:09:12,101 --> 00:09:16,366 And now back to the Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special. 201 00:09:18,093 --> 00:09:20,376 Alright, there you go, happy St. Patrick's Day 202 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:22,253 and thanks for buying Credigree! 203 00:09:22,491 --> 00:09:24,133 Good afternoon, sir! 204 00:09:24,233 --> 00:09:26,930 Are you the creator of Credigree Weed? 205 00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:28,253 I am. 206 00:09:28,699 --> 00:09:32,569 Well, I'm the owner of the Irish bar here in town. Farty O'Cools. 207 00:09:32,669 --> 00:09:34,866 We've got thousands of patrons today 208 00:09:34,966 --> 00:09:36,649 and I'm looking to score some weed. 209 00:09:36,749 --> 00:09:38,892 You need marijuana for the Irish bar. 210 00:09:39,141 --> 00:09:41,699 Well, everyone's been drinkin' since 9 a.m. 211 00:09:41,799 --> 00:09:43,532 But now they need something to take the edge off 212 00:09:43,632 --> 00:09:45,696 until they start doing coke at 7:30. 213 00:09:45,796 --> 00:09:47,745 Well, I'm sure we can help you out. 214 00:09:47,897 --> 00:09:50,003 How much Credigree are you looking to buy? 215 00:09:50,281 --> 00:09:52,079 Oh, I'd say we need about... 216 00:09:52,179 --> 00:09:55,457 Oh, two and a half tons of yer St. Patrick's Day Special. 217 00:09:55,557 --> 00:09:57,123 Two and a half tons... 218 00:09:57,774 --> 00:10:01,209 Alright! Well, we'll see ya down at Farty O'Cools! 219 00:10:01,754 --> 00:10:02,941 Are you crazy? 220 00:10:03,041 --> 00:10:05,668 How are we gonna get that much weed together in time? 221 00:10:05,768 --> 00:10:06,771 I don't know, babe, 222 00:10:06,871 --> 00:10:09,092 but this could really make our whole fiscal year! 223 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,764 I just hope you're not overdoin' it again. 224 00:10:12,075 --> 00:10:14,074 Don't worry, we're gonna blow everyone's mind 225 00:10:14,174 --> 00:10:16,264 with our St. Patrick's Day Special! 226 00:10:19,405 --> 00:10:21,535 Awesome... Green hamburgers... 227 00:10:21,635 --> 00:10:23,147 How clever... 228 00:10:24,171 --> 00:10:25,174 Hello? 229 00:10:25,274 --> 00:10:28,279 Uh, yes, this is Randy Marsh, I've been incarcerated. 230 00:10:28,379 --> 00:10:30,185 I need to speak with my attorney. 231 00:10:30,285 --> 00:10:32,504 Dad, it's me. You called the wrong person. 232 00:10:32,604 --> 00:10:34,509 Yes, I am aware of that. 233 00:10:34,609 --> 00:10:36,105 Listen to me carefully. 234 00:10:36,205 --> 00:10:38,731 The canary is in the cage. 235 00:10:39,192 --> 00:10:40,902 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 236 00:10:41,002 --> 00:10:42,775 Oh, a confidential matter? 237 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,437 Lawyer client privilege. 238 00:10:44,537 --> 00:10:47,803 Uh, you know, there's an officer standing right here, actually. 239 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:50,241 Oh... Oh, it's okay, he's stepping away. 240 00:10:50,870 --> 00:10:52,550 Stan! They got me locked up, 241 00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:54,215 you're gonna have to help me break outta here. 242 00:10:54,315 --> 00:10:55,580 We have to stop them. 243 00:10:55,693 --> 00:10:56,702 Stop who? 244 00:10:56,802 --> 00:10:59,503 Listen to me... Is your friend Tolkien there? 245 00:10:59,603 --> 00:11:01,504 Yeah, Tol-l-l-kien is sitting right here. 246 00:11:01,604 --> 00:11:03,107 Yeah, well, his piece a shit dad 247 00:11:03,207 --> 00:11:05,715 is trying to take over the St. Patrick's Day Special! 248 00:11:05,815 --> 00:11:06,887 I don't care. 249 00:11:06,987 --> 00:11:09,230 You better care, because if we don't make money today 250 00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:10,730 you and sister are gonna starve. 251 00:11:10,830 --> 00:11:11,833 Do you understand? 252 00:11:11,933 --> 00:11:13,868 And I won't be able to pay the Wi-Fi bill. 253 00:11:13,968 --> 00:11:15,551 Okay, what do you want me to do? 254 00:11:15,651 --> 00:11:17,223 I need you to leave school, go home, 255 00:11:17,323 --> 00:11:19,176 and get a jar of the St. Patrick's Day Special weed 256 00:11:19,276 --> 00:11:21,176 and sneak it into the police station. 257 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:23,465 Dad, it's St. Patrick's Day. 258 00:11:23,565 --> 00:11:24,965 We're gonna do a scavenger hunt at recess. 259 00:11:25,065 --> 00:11:27,019 I'm asking you to do one little thing. 260 00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:30,043 Ditch school, get weed, sneak into the police station. 261 00:11:30,143 --> 00:11:32,819 Do it or no more Wi-Fi, I mean it! 262 00:11:33,085 --> 00:11:35,201 Piece a shit lawyer! 263 00:11:37,883 --> 00:11:39,785 St. Patrick was not Irish. 264 00:11:39,885 --> 00:11:42,871 He was a Roman British man who was made a slave 265 00:11:42,971 --> 00:11:44,543 by Irish Barbarians. 266 00:11:44,643 --> 00:11:47,012 But St. Patrick heard the voice of God... 267 00:11:47,112 --> 00:11:49,019 and he used his situation for good, 268 00:11:49,119 --> 00:11:51,225 and God told him to be brave! 269 00:11:51,523 --> 00:11:54,754 And that is why... on this one day of the year, 270 00:11:54,854 --> 00:11:57,194 we must be like St. Patrick ourselves! 271 00:11:59,756 --> 00:12:02,558 The police don't even care about St. Patrick's Day! 272 00:12:02,658 --> 00:12:04,893 Do you see any of them wearing green?! No! 273 00:12:04,993 --> 00:12:08,740 If we do St. Patrick's bidding, he will provide for us! 274 00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:11,326 Okay, back in you go. 275 00:12:15,752 --> 00:12:17,279 Pi-i-i-i-nch! 276 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,819 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 277 00:12:21,919 --> 00:12:24,855 He just touched me and he didn't ask for consent or anything. 278 00:12:24,955 --> 00:12:27,758 Okay, okay, I'll take care of it... 279 00:12:31,847 --> 00:12:32,965 Is that better? 280 00:12:33,065 --> 00:12:35,199 I just need to take a shower and cry. 281 00:12:35,299 --> 00:12:36,951 Oh, my God. 282 00:12:41,676 --> 00:12:42,894 Can I help you? 283 00:12:42,994 --> 00:12:44,800 Hello, sir, we are with the Clover Club. 284 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:46,793 We try to spread a little St. Patrick's Day cheer 285 00:12:46,893 --> 00:12:48,491 by donating baked goods to prison inmates 286 00:12:48,591 --> 00:12:50,904 who cannot celebrate this festive time. 287 00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:53,542 Alright, it's your lucky day, folks, 288 00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:56,225 some kids brought you some holiday cheer. 289 00:12:56,325 --> 00:12:58,468 Wha... Wha... What's happening?! What's happening? 290 00:12:58,568 --> 00:13:00,673 Hey, there, we brought you a cake. 291 00:13:01,838 --> 00:13:04,689 I told you to bring me weed, not a cake! 292 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:08,640 God dammit. 293 00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:11,351 You... You should just enjoy the cake. 294 00:13:11,451 --> 00:13:13,749 You don't fucking listen to me, do you?! 295 00:13:13,849 --> 00:13:17,009 You're incapable of ever doing anything right because... 296 00:13:17,109 --> 00:13:20,155 Oh, a cake. Gaaaht it. 297 00:13:20,255 --> 00:13:22,497 Thank you very much. 298 00:13:24,177 --> 00:13:25,179 Whu... 299 00:13:25,279 --> 00:13:27,244 Oh, hey, fellas. 300 00:13:27,471 --> 00:13:29,718 How's your St. Patrick's Day going, Butters? 301 00:13:29,818 --> 00:13:32,194 - Pretty good. - Awesome. 302 00:13:32,294 --> 00:13:33,876 Well, see ya. 303 00:13:41,451 --> 00:13:44,048 - What are you gonna do? - It's simple... 304 00:13:44,193 --> 00:13:46,256 There's always cops looking to make a score. 305 00:13:46,356 --> 00:13:49,502 You just gotta find the one willing to trade some drugs for a favor. 306 00:13:49,602 --> 00:13:52,038 And once they get a whiff of my St. Patrick's Day Special, 307 00:13:52,138 --> 00:13:53,720 they won't be able to resist. 308 00:13:54,989 --> 00:13:56,155 Oh... 309 00:13:56,466 --> 00:13:58,009 Oh, man, that is strong... 310 00:13:58,301 --> 00:14:00,773 I knew St. Patrick would perform a miracle to get us out of here! 311 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:04,103 Just like when he was a slave, he will help us go free! 312 00:14:04,419 --> 00:14:07,634 White people were slaves in history? Nuh-uh. 313 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:09,833 Gah, it's such a good special, 314 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,775 it's just such a shame people are trying to ruin it. 315 00:14:16,515 --> 00:14:18,947 Hey, my bruthuh. You got a second? 316 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,941 What do you want? 317 00:14:21,041 --> 00:14:22,585 You don't wanna miss out 318 00:14:22,685 --> 00:14:25,241 on the only white holiday still allowed, do ya? 319 00:14:25,438 --> 00:14:28,304 How'd you like to be able to, uh, celebrate a little? 320 00:14:28,404 --> 00:14:30,371 Yeah, of course I would, but I can't. 321 00:14:30,471 --> 00:14:33,757 Hey guys! How'd you like to be able to celebrate a little?! 322 00:14:33,857 --> 00:14:36,413 Check it out! They're handing out free weed 323 00:14:36,513 --> 00:14:37,866 down at Farty O'Cools! 324 00:14:37,966 --> 00:14:40,538 It's the Credigree St. Patrick's Day Special! 325 00:14:40,638 --> 00:14:42,437 Wow! 326 00:14:42,537 --> 00:14:44,562 - Ooh, hey, I'm in. - No! 327 00:14:44,662 --> 00:14:47,702 Ooh, da lolly! St. Patrick's Day! Wow, look at it! 328 00:14:47,802 --> 00:14:50,523 I thought I wouldn't be able to get wasted till later! 329 00:14:51,192 --> 00:14:53,766 That's it. It's over. 330 00:14:53,866 --> 00:14:55,682 My plan is done. 331 00:14:56,759 --> 00:14:58,560 It is not over! 332 00:14:58,660 --> 00:15:01,589 What did St. Patrick say when he was taken from his homeland 333 00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:02,693 and turned into a slave?! 334 00:15:02,793 --> 00:15:04,391 St. Patrick didn't give up! 335 00:15:04,491 --> 00:15:06,277 And when the Christians slandered him 336 00:15:06,377 --> 00:15:08,292 while he was trying to convert the heathen Irish, 337 00:15:08,392 --> 00:15:09,416 did he give up then?! 338 00:15:09,516 --> 00:15:11,893 Man, that is strong ass shit. 339 00:15:11,993 --> 00:15:14,052 You can taste the Irishness. 340 00:15:15,405 --> 00:15:18,326 This weed is amazing and it has so much cred. 341 00:15:18,426 --> 00:15:21,042 You know, I've never really been a fan of the holiday Specials, 342 00:15:21,142 --> 00:15:22,607 but this one is really good. 343 00:15:26,168 --> 00:15:27,353 Yeah! 344 00:15:27,453 --> 00:15:28,578 Whoa! 345 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:32,287 You see?! The power of St. Patrick compels you! 346 00:15:33,989 --> 00:15:35,714 - Oh! - Whoa! 347 00:15:35,814 --> 00:15:37,058 - Aah! - Aah! 348 00:15:37,158 --> 00:15:39,826 Yes, now use your clover rays! 349 00:15:42,236 --> 00:15:44,566 - Oh! Ugugghghh! - Whoa! 350 00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:47,279 Me golden coins of spite! 351 00:15:48,288 --> 00:15:49,893 - Oh! - Oh! 352 00:15:57,527 --> 00:15:59,304 And now for the thrilling conclusion 353 00:15:59,404 --> 00:16:02,941 of the Credigree St. Patrick's Day Special. 354 00:16:08,049 --> 00:16:11,187 My God! I never thought we'd sell this much weed! 355 00:16:11,287 --> 00:16:13,555 Keep it up, babe! We've still got a long way to go! 356 00:16:13,655 --> 00:16:16,034 Hey, everyone! Everyone! Everyone, quiet! 357 00:16:16,134 --> 00:16:17,503 Turn up the TV! 358 00:16:18,095 --> 00:16:20,815 Once again the town of South Park is on high alert 359 00:16:20,915 --> 00:16:23,985 after a sexual predator escaped from custody. 360 00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,636 Everyone who's out at bars or restaurants 361 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:29,800 for St. Patrick's Day need to be on the lookout 362 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:31,436 for the sexual psychopath. 363 00:16:31,608 --> 00:16:34,883 Tom, I'm standing outside the South Park Police Station, 364 00:16:34,983 --> 00:16:38,254 where just moments ago a sexual predator broke free. 365 00:16:39,021 --> 00:16:41,151 Surveillance cameras inside the station 366 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,158 captured the dramatic escape. 367 00:16:43,258 --> 00:16:46,237 Police claim they tried to stop the felon from escaping, 368 00:16:46,337 --> 00:16:49,518 but they were just, "Way too high." 369 00:16:49,618 --> 00:16:51,387 Back to to you, Tom. 370 00:16:52,572 --> 00:16:55,936 * I've been a wild rover for many's the year * 371 00:16:56,036 --> 00:16:59,696 * I've spent all me money on good weed and beer * 372 00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:04,928 Towelie... Where is all the St. Patrick's Day Special? 373 00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:08,833 Randy... I... I thought... you were in jail. 374 00:17:08,933 --> 00:17:11,675 The weed's all gone, does that mean you were able to sell it? 375 00:17:11,775 --> 00:17:15,615 Yeah I sort of... sold it... at half price... 376 00:17:15,715 --> 00:17:18,014 to Tolkien's dad across the street. 377 00:17:18,114 --> 00:17:19,897 - What?! - You were gone! 378 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,233 Tolkien's dad said he'd buy all the weed 379 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,307 and I figured that's what we should do! 380 00:17:24,407 --> 00:17:27,181 So you mean that right now everyone down at the Irish bar 381 00:17:27,281 --> 00:17:29,748 is enjoying my special and they don't even know it?! 382 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:31,682 Randy, I'm sorr... 383 00:17:34,582 --> 00:17:35,951 Come on, let's go! 384 00:17:39,149 --> 00:17:40,956 Thank you! Thank you! 385 00:17:41,056 --> 00:17:43,193 Thanks for choosing Credigree Weed! 386 00:17:43,293 --> 00:17:46,266 Stop right there, you piece a shit! 387 00:17:47,503 --> 00:17:49,840 Is everyone enjoying the special?! 388 00:17:50,073 --> 00:17:52,389 Randy... I-I thought you were in jail. 389 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,396 Oh, yes, so did a lot of people. 390 00:17:54,496 --> 00:17:56,654 But you see there's just one thing wrong. 391 00:17:56,754 --> 00:17:59,493 This isn't Credigree Weed's special. 392 00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:02,765 It's moine. 393 00:18:03,035 --> 00:18:06,071 Babe! That's how you got so much weed?! 394 00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:07,972 I used both. 395 00:18:08,072 --> 00:18:12,449 You see?! This is what happens when you appropriate a culture! 396 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:15,522 It's sort of your special and it's sort of not your special... 397 00:18:15,622 --> 00:18:17,725 And nobody knows whose special it is. 398 00:18:18,374 --> 00:18:21,625 I guess I just let the holiday go to my head. 399 00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,397 - But I learned that... - No! No, no, no, no, no! 400 00:18:23,497 --> 00:18:25,076 You don't get to say what you learned 401 00:18:25,176 --> 00:18:26,779 'cause it's not your special! 402 00:18:26,994 --> 00:18:30,045 This holiday is about Tegridy. 403 00:18:30,145 --> 00:18:32,319 Oh, my God! It's him! 404 00:18:32,419 --> 00:18:34,360 It's the sexual predator! 405 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,875 - What, what, he's here?! - Uh oh! 406 00:18:37,995 --> 00:18:39,264 Stop right there! 407 00:18:47,817 --> 00:18:49,154 There he is, get him! 408 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:50,990 Wahggh! 409 00:18:53,096 --> 00:18:54,787 Freeze! 410 00:18:54,887 --> 00:18:56,156 Ahghggh! 411 00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:02,414 Don't move, Weinstein, you've got nowhere else to go! 412 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,594 Leave the child alone... 413 00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:24,446 Ohh! 414 00:19:24,978 --> 00:19:26,975 Whoa-a-a! 415 00:19:27,075 --> 00:19:29,612 It's him! It's St. Patrick! 416 00:19:30,427 --> 00:19:35,430 What... exactly is going on here? 417 00:19:36,779 --> 00:19:40,983 You've persecuted this little boy for grabbing people? 418 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:42,724 Why, it's ridiculous! 419 00:19:42,824 --> 00:19:46,733 You've all besmirched a perfectly good white holiday. 420 00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:49,903 Where we all like to get drunk and assault each other! 421 00:19:50,226 --> 00:19:52,334 It's St. Patrick's Day! 422 00:19:52,434 --> 00:19:54,443 - Remember the reason for the season! - Oh, my God! 423 00:19:54,543 --> 00:19:55,583 Ooh! Hey! 424 00:19:55,683 --> 00:19:57,451 Who wants a pinch? 425 00:19:57,551 --> 00:19:59,292 Oh, yes, very nice! 426 00:19:59,392 --> 00:20:01,537 Hey, you can't do that, man! 427 00:20:01,637 --> 00:20:03,248 What do you mean I can't? 428 00:20:03,348 --> 00:20:05,399 Do you know what day it is?! 429 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,943 Ah, see, here we go. 430 00:20:08,043 --> 00:20:09,438 "Kiss me I'm Irish!" 431 00:20:09,723 --> 00:20:11,025 That's more like it! 432 00:20:12,182 --> 00:20:13,655 Oh, my God! 433 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,446 No, you bought the shirt, bitch! 434 00:20:16,739 --> 00:20:18,345 Come on, let's have a go! 435 00:20:18,445 --> 00:20:20,795 It's me day! Take your dick out. 436 00:20:20,895 --> 00:20:22,467 Who wants him to take his dick out? 437 00:20:22,567 --> 00:20:24,207 I will not! 438 00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:28,225 What is this? Are you people all some kind of Scottish poofters? 439 00:20:28,325 --> 00:20:30,666 Hey, that is a homophobic slur! 440 00:20:30,766 --> 00:20:33,334 You're calling me homophobic? 441 00:20:33,434 --> 00:20:36,790 Because I will gladly fuck any man here. 442 00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:40,592 We celebrate St. Patrick's Day for four simple reasons. 443 00:20:40,692 --> 00:20:43,084 I. Love. To. Fuck. 444 00:20:43,184 --> 00:20:46,889 Wow, St. Patrick, wow. You're a real jerk. 445 00:20:46,989 --> 00:20:49,993 Yeah, what a creep. Come on girls, let's go. 446 00:20:50,184 --> 00:20:51,791 To hell with him and to hell with this 447 00:20:51,891 --> 00:20:54,194 Tegridy Weed St. Patrick's Day Special. 448 00:20:55,092 --> 00:20:57,124 Aw... Aww! 449 00:20:57,224 --> 00:20:59,391 Where is everybody going? 450 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:02,432 This party fucking sucks! 451 00:21:02,579 --> 00:21:05,550 Doesn't anybody want a pinch? 452 00:21:15,181 --> 00:21:17,275 The party is over... 453 00:21:17,457 --> 00:21:19,493 A new day has come... 454 00:21:19,906 --> 00:21:23,857 And now... St. Patrick's Day, the only holiday left 455 00:21:23,957 --> 00:21:26,076 where white people could celebrate a culture... 456 00:21:26,176 --> 00:21:27,904 has been cancelled. 457 00:21:28,004 --> 00:21:29,401 And as for the mysterious, 458 00:21:29,501 --> 00:21:33,004 sexually charged being who groped and assaulted so many. 459 00:21:33,104 --> 00:21:37,255 He... is doing five years community service. 460 00:21:39,705 --> 00:21:41,586 Once again... I shoulda never listened 461 00:21:41,686 --> 00:21:43,311 to what they told me in church. 462 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:49,300 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie Re-synced & uncensored by darthfrede www.addic7ed.com