1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,001 _ 2 00:00:12,896 --> 00:00:16,137 * I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time * 3 00:00:16,137 --> 00:00:17,896 * Friendly faces everywhere * 4 00:00:17,896 --> 00:00:19,758 * Humble folks without temptation * 5 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:22,724 * Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind * 6 00:00:22,724 --> 00:00:24,379 * Ample parking day or night * 7 00:00:24,379 --> 00:00:26,379 * People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" * 8 00:00:26,379 --> 00:00:29,379 * Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind * 9 00:00:29,379 --> 00:00:32,827 * Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! * 10 00:00:32,827 --> 00:00:36,586 * Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine * 11 00:00:45,241 --> 00:00:47,206 - Hey, dudes. - Hey, what's up? 12 00:00:47,206 --> 00:00:48,413 Just wondering if you guys have seen me 13 00:00:48,413 --> 00:00:50,034 and Tolkien's latest Tiktok? 14 00:00:50,034 --> 00:00:51,931 You guys made another TikTok? 15 00:00:51,931 --> 00:00:53,724 I think it's really our best one yet! 16 00:00:53,724 --> 00:00:56,206 Yeah, nobody really gives a shit about your TikToks, guys. 17 00:00:56,206 --> 00:00:58,862 - Hey, really great TikTok, guys! - Oh! Thanks! 18 00:00:58,862 --> 00:01:01,551 - Yeah, it was pretty amazing. - Awesome! 19 00:01:01,551 --> 00:01:03,482 Well, anyway you guys gotta check it out when you get a chance! 20 00:01:03,482 --> 00:01:05,482 See ya later! Yeah, see you guys! 21 00:01:08,448 --> 00:01:10,586 Hey fellas! Loved that last TikTok! 22 00:01:10,586 --> 00:01:11,620 Thanks, Butters! 23 00:01:17,413 --> 00:01:19,517 Konnichiwa! 24 00:01:19,517 --> 00:01:21,896 Sayonara! 25 00:01:21,896 --> 00:01:24,137 Kochi, kochi, kochi! 26 00:01:24,137 --> 00:01:27,551 Sayonara! 27 00:01:27,551 --> 00:01:29,758 Konnichiwa! 28 00:01:29,758 --> 00:01:31,862 Sayonara... 29 00:01:31,862 --> 00:01:34,310 What the fuck is this? 30 00:01:34,310 --> 00:01:36,379 Seriously, what the fuck is this? 31 00:01:36,379 --> 00:01:37,793 Have you guys noticed that Kyle and Tolkien 32 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:40,413 are, like, doing everything together lately? 33 00:01:40,413 --> 00:01:42,333 Yeah, they're quite the little team, aren't they? 34 00:01:47,724 --> 00:01:49,758 I, uh... I'm gonna inside, guys. 35 00:01:49,758 --> 00:01:51,038 I'm gonna get some homework done. 36 00:01:52,896 --> 00:01:56,275 Wow. I feel really bad for Stan. 37 00:01:56,275 --> 00:01:57,965 It's gotta be hard to suddenly have your best friend 38 00:01:57,965 --> 00:01:59,896 always hanging with someone else. 39 00:01:59,896 --> 00:02:01,965 Mrph. 40 00:02:01,965 --> 00:02:05,310 I gotta see if there's some way I can help. 41 00:02:05,310 --> 00:02:06,689 There's a little voice inside me 42 00:02:06,689 --> 00:02:08,482 that can't stand to see my friend suffer. 43 00:02:08,482 --> 00:02:10,482 Mrph rmh rmphm? 44 00:02:10,482 --> 00:02:12,103 I'm gonna go be a good Christian. 45 00:02:22,862 --> 00:02:26,344 Okay, just the woodwinds for this section. 46 00:02:32,344 --> 00:02:34,206 Hey, Tolkien! What's goin' on? 47 00:02:34,206 --> 00:02:35,620 This is the brass section. 48 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:37,206 Yeah, I know. I was just... 49 00:02:37,206 --> 00:02:38,620 I was noticing that you're kind of hanging out 50 00:02:38,620 --> 00:02:39,931 a lot with Kyle lately. 51 00:02:39,931 --> 00:02:41,482 Is there a problem with that? 52 00:02:41,482 --> 00:02:43,068 No, I think it's amazing. 53 00:02:43,068 --> 00:02:44,448 It's awesome that someone like you could be okay 54 00:02:44,448 --> 00:02:45,827 with someone like him, 55 00:02:45,827 --> 00:02:47,517 given all the new information lately. 56 00:02:51,724 --> 00:02:53,793 You know, the stuff that's come out about 57 00:02:53,793 --> 00:02:55,896 how the Jews stole the Black race's identity, 58 00:02:55,896 --> 00:02:58,620 that the lost tribes of Judah were actually all Africans. 59 00:03:02,586 --> 00:03:04,000 You didn't hear about this? 60 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,448 Black people are actually the Jews 61 00:03:05,448 --> 00:03:07,206 and people like Kyle have taken that from them? 62 00:03:07,206 --> 00:03:09,862 - Stop talking to me. - When the Jews came to America 63 00:03:09,862 --> 00:03:11,862 to escape persecution in World War II, 64 00:03:11,862 --> 00:03:13,379 they found that Blacks were already the underclass in America, 65 00:03:13,379 --> 00:03:14,793 so they had to invent a story for themselves 66 00:03:14,793 --> 00:03:16,379 which they can make everyone believe... 67 00:03:16,379 --> 00:03:18,172 ...because Kyle runs Hollywood! 68 00:03:23,448 --> 00:03:24,965 Kyle runs Hollywood, Tolkien. 69 00:03:39,655 --> 00:03:41,000 Hey, Stan. 70 00:03:42,206 --> 00:03:44,689 Guess what. I have some good news for you. 71 00:03:44,689 --> 00:03:45,896 What? 72 00:03:45,896 --> 00:03:47,758 A little magic fairy told me 73 00:03:47,758 --> 00:03:51,344 that you and Kyle are gonna get back together soon. 74 00:03:51,344 --> 00:03:54,068 I don't care that Kyle is making TikToks with Tolkien. 75 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:55,862 Yes, you do. 76 00:03:55,862 --> 00:03:58,517 But don't worry, Stan. It's almost Valentine's Day. 77 00:03:58,517 --> 00:04:00,379 And the little angel on my shoulder 78 00:04:00,379 --> 00:04:02,931 says that Kyle is gonna come running back to you any minute. 79 00:04:04,241 --> 00:04:05,620 Hey, Stan. 80 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:06,620 Oh. 81 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:08,482 Hey, Kyle. 82 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:10,413 Rm! Uh-huh. 83 00:04:10,413 --> 00:04:13,275 - Well, dude, you wanna sit down? - Oh, no sorry. 84 00:04:13,275 --> 00:04:15,413 I was actually just seeing if you had a phone charger I could borrow. 85 00:04:15,413 --> 00:04:16,758 Me and Tolkien are making another TikTok video 86 00:04:16,758 --> 00:04:18,724 and my stupid phone died! 87 00:04:18,724 --> 00:04:20,241 Oh. Yeah. Sure. 88 00:04:22,482 --> 00:04:23,689 Thanks, dude! 89 00:04:23,689 --> 00:04:25,310 Tolkien, I got one, dude! 90 00:04:27,103 --> 00:04:29,310 The fuck is going on? 91 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:31,482 Well, um, I'm gonna head back to class, guys. 92 00:04:33,448 --> 00:04:35,965 I don't get it. The little cupid is always right. 93 00:04:35,965 --> 00:04:38,137 Mrph rmhmhm rm. 94 00:04:38,137 --> 00:04:40,103 Why didn't Tolkien listen? 95 00:04:41,827 --> 00:04:44,137 Did you tell him about the Black Hebrew tribes? 96 00:04:44,137 --> 00:04:45,827 Yeah, I told him everything, Cupid Ye! 97 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,137 Tee hee hee! 98 00:04:47,137 --> 00:04:48,310 And did you tell him how the Jews stole 99 00:04:48,310 --> 00:04:49,689 Black people's identity? 100 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:51,620 Yeah, but it didn't work, Cupid Ye. 101 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:53,000 That's okay, Eric! 102 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,793 Remember, being a good Christian means 103 00:04:54,793 --> 00:04:56,413 helping people even when it's hard. 104 00:04:56,413 --> 00:04:58,000 You're right, Cupid Ye. 105 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Can you help make sure Tolkien hears our message? 106 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,206 Spreading information is like spreading love. 107 00:05:02,206 --> 00:05:03,655 I'll help you get the word out, Eric! 108 00:05:03,655 --> 00:05:05,551 Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee! 109 00:05:05,551 --> 00:05:10,000 * All the pretty girls walk like this, this, this * 110 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,172 * This, this * 111 00:05:12,172 --> 00:05:16,172 * Pretty girls walk like this, this, this, this * 112 00:05:16,172 --> 00:05:18,310 Wow, that's so cool, Tolkien. 113 00:05:18,310 --> 00:05:20,241 Look how many likes we're getting for this one! 114 00:05:20,241 --> 00:05:22,137 Hey, Kyle, you got a minute? 115 00:05:22,137 --> 00:05:23,413 Yeah. What's up? 116 00:05:23,413 --> 00:05:25,862 Well, there's this rumor starting 117 00:05:25,862 --> 00:05:27,379 to go around the school. 118 00:05:27,379 --> 00:05:29,413 Kids are saying that, like... 119 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:31,448 I don't know, that, like, you run Hollywood? 120 00:05:31,448 --> 00:05:33,000 What? 121 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,931 I told Scott that that's just people being dumb 122 00:05:34,931 --> 00:05:36,611 and he shouldn't listen to stuff like that. 123 00:05:38,206 --> 00:05:40,724 But... Scott and I do have this sweet movie idea 124 00:05:40,724 --> 00:05:42,241 about a dude who has guns for hands 125 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:44,001 and we have the first 20 pages written, so... 126 00:05:46,310 --> 00:05:48,931 You don't really run Hollywood, right? 127 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:51,482 I'm not even going to justify that with a response. 128 00:05:51,482 --> 00:05:53,758 Because repeating a derogatory slur, 129 00:05:53,758 --> 00:05:55,241 even for the purpose of refuting it, 130 00:05:55,241 --> 00:05:57,310 can make stupid people think it's valid! 131 00:06:00,862 --> 00:06:02,482 Holy shit. Kyle runs Hollywood. 132 00:06:02,482 --> 00:06:04,724 Kyle runs Hollywood, and you fucked up the pitch! 133 00:06:04,724 --> 00:06:06,034 How'd I fuck up the pitch?! 134 00:06:06,034 --> 00:06:07,620 You gotta tell him what the stakes are. 135 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:10,241 People who make movies, they just care about the stakes! 136 00:06:10,241 --> 00:06:13,103 The guy has guns for hands! 137 00:06:13,103 --> 00:06:16,724 Mr. Cartman, did you or did you not tell students at this school 138 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:19,034 That Kyle runs Hollywood? 139 00:06:19,034 --> 00:06:21,586 I think I did say that, yes. 140 00:06:21,586 --> 00:06:23,896 And why would you say such an intolerant, 141 00:06:23,896 --> 00:06:25,413 offensive thing like that? 142 00:06:25,413 --> 00:06:27,034 Somebody runs Hollywood. 143 00:06:27,034 --> 00:06:28,965 Lots of people run Hollywood! 144 00:06:28,965 --> 00:06:32,103 Yes, lots of... people like Kyle. 145 00:06:32,103 --> 00:06:35,068 Mr. Cartman you are on dangerous frickin ground here, buddy! 146 00:06:35,068 --> 00:06:36,655 I'm sorry, why is it so offensive 147 00:06:36,655 --> 00:06:38,137 to say who runs Hollywood? 148 00:06:38,137 --> 00:06:39,931 People like Hollywood. Hollywood's cool. 149 00:06:39,931 --> 00:06:41,448 The Jews should be honored to be in charge of it. 150 00:06:41,448 --> 00:06:43,931 Hey! I am telling you right now, Eric. 151 00:06:43,931 --> 00:06:46,137 The next time anyone says anything about 152 00:06:46,137 --> 00:06:48,000 Kyle running Hollywood, that person 153 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,896 Is gonna have two months detention. 154 00:06:49,896 --> 00:06:51,896 Two months?! 155 00:06:51,896 --> 00:06:53,413 Jesus, Mary mother full of grace. 156 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:56,275 You guys really take this seriously. 157 00:07:12,310 --> 00:07:15,344 Please help me be the best Christian I can be. 158 00:07:15,344 --> 00:07:20,000 All I want is to help people, but nobody understands. 159 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,862 Please, I can't do this alone. 160 00:07:22,965 --> 00:07:26,034 Tee hee hee! 161 00:07:26,034 --> 00:07:27,482 There you are, Cupid Ye! 162 00:07:27,482 --> 00:07:29,448 Sorry, Eric, I was just busy 163 00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:31,896 praising our Savior's name in the music studio! 164 00:07:31,896 --> 00:07:33,344 The Principal said I can't talk about 165 00:07:33,344 --> 00:07:35,172 Kyle running Hollywood anymore, Cupid Ye! 166 00:07:35,172 --> 00:07:37,827 Well, of course, Eric! They're trying to silence you. 167 00:07:37,827 --> 00:07:39,482 That's what they do. 168 00:07:39,482 --> 00:07:41,000 Who's they? 169 00:07:41,172 --> 00:07:43,586 Oh right... them. 170 00:07:43,586 --> 00:07:45,344 Tee hee hee! Jews! 171 00:07:45,344 --> 00:07:47,482 But Cupid Ye, I have to get to Tolkien or else 172 00:07:47,482 --> 00:07:49,068 Stan is gonna be sad forever! 173 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:52,034 Okay! I'll help you help your friend however I can. 174 00:07:52,034 --> 00:07:54,000 You're such a good Christian, Eric. 175 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,448 Thanks. 176 00:07:55,448 --> 00:07:57,137 Just don't do anything too drastic, okay? 177 00:07:57,137 --> 00:07:58,620 What do you mean? 178 00:07:58,620 --> 00:08:00,310 I dunno know, it's just... 179 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:01,965 ever since you changed your name and got all into Jesus, 180 00:08:01,965 --> 00:08:03,448 you've been acting a little bat shit crazy, Cupid Ye. 181 00:08:03,448 --> 00:08:05,413 Tee hee hee! Don't worry, Eric! 182 00:08:05,413 --> 00:08:07,724 I'm gonna make everything better! 183 00:08:11,931 --> 00:08:14,172 Praiiise Jesus! 184 00:08:17,448 --> 00:08:20,862 Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee hee! 185 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:26,586 The true Jews of Israel are your Black ancestors... 186 00:08:26,586 --> 00:08:27,862 Tee hee hee... 187 00:08:27,862 --> 00:08:29,586 Huh? 188 00:08:29,586 --> 00:08:32,103 You think you and Kyle make TikToks together? 189 00:08:32,103 --> 00:08:33,827 Kyle only cares about money. 190 00:08:33,827 --> 00:08:35,068 Tee hee hee... 191 00:08:35,068 --> 00:08:36,413 Mmm? 192 00:08:36,413 --> 00:08:37,793 Think about it. 193 00:08:37,793 --> 00:08:39,413 Are you really making TikToks together, 194 00:08:39,413 --> 00:08:42,275 or is Kyle profiting off of you? 195 00:08:42,275 --> 00:08:44,862 It's just like the lost tribes of Israel. 196 00:08:44,862 --> 00:08:47,551 Kyle wants to take all the credit for what you doing. 197 00:08:47,551 --> 00:08:49,000 Tolkien? 198 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,034 Oh, Jesus! 199 00:09:06,482 --> 00:09:08,344 Hey, I didn't see you at the playground. 200 00:09:08,344 --> 00:09:09,896 Thought we were doing that morning TikTok. 201 00:09:09,896 --> 00:09:11,413 Oh yeah, sorry. 202 00:09:11,413 --> 00:09:12,724 I didn't get the best sleep last night. 203 00:09:12,724 --> 00:09:14,068 Everything okay? 204 00:09:14,068 --> 00:09:15,413 Hey, Kyle! How's it going, man? 205 00:09:15,413 --> 00:09:16,931 Good, Jimmy. How are you? 206 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:20,482 Great! F-F-Fantastic! 207 00:09:24,655 --> 00:09:26,068 Is there something you wanted, Jimmy? 208 00:09:26,068 --> 00:09:27,620 Oh, yeah! 209 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:29,517 I just realized that I've never given you my headshot. 210 00:09:29,517 --> 00:09:32,172 You know, just in case anything ever comes up. 211 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:33,517 Anything like what? 212 00:09:33,517 --> 00:09:34,862 Anything like... 213 00:09:34,862 --> 00:09:37,655 Anything you might need my headshot for. 214 00:09:37,655 --> 00:09:39,965 Jimmy, I do not run Hollywood! 215 00:09:39,965 --> 00:09:41,517 Well, that's not what everyone's saying. 216 00:09:41,517 --> 00:09:44,275 Everyone! I do not run Hollywood! 217 00:09:44,275 --> 00:09:46,413 Get a fucking clue! 218 00:09:47,862 --> 00:09:50,068 God dammit! This thing has gotten out of control! 219 00:09:50,068 --> 00:09:52,724 Ah, it's not a big deal. 220 00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:54,137 It's a huge deal! 221 00:09:54,137 --> 00:09:55,724 It's an attack on my ethnicity, Tolkien. 222 00:09:55,724 --> 00:09:56,965 You don't understand! 223 00:09:56,965 --> 00:09:58,137 I don't understand? 224 00:09:58,137 --> 00:09:59,482 Yeah, Tolkien. 225 00:09:59,482 --> 00:10:01,482 There's lots of Black people in the NBA, 226 00:10:01,482 --> 00:10:04,206 But nobody says, "The NBA is run by Black people!" 227 00:10:04,206 --> 00:10:05,896 That's because the NBA is run by white people! 228 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:07,896 Okay, yeah, good point. 229 00:10:07,896 --> 00:10:09,344 Look, I'm sorry. 230 00:10:09,344 --> 00:10:10,620 You wanna just go make the morning TikTok? 231 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:12,517 Yeah, sure. We still have time. 232 00:10:12,517 --> 00:10:14,310 Cool, come on. 233 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,068 Stan? 234 00:10:22,068 --> 00:10:26,241 Sometimes, Jesus works slowly. 235 00:10:26,241 --> 00:10:27,793 Stop talking to me. 236 00:10:39,793 --> 00:10:41,965 Hey, Ger. You got a minute to talk? 237 00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:43,586 Yeah, what's up, Randy? 238 00:10:43,586 --> 00:10:44,965 Look, I... 239 00:10:44,965 --> 00:10:46,758 I know that boys will be boys 240 00:10:46,758 --> 00:10:48,827 and as parents, we can't always control 241 00:10:48,827 --> 00:10:51,068 what their personal decisions are. 242 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:53,206 No, of course not. 243 00:10:53,206 --> 00:10:55,068 I just want you to know first off that... 244 00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:57,275 your son is a great kid. 245 00:10:57,275 --> 00:11:00,620 You know, Stan and Kyle have always been really close, 246 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,862 and I know their friendship has meant so much. 247 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:05,310 What's happened, Randy? 248 00:11:06,724 --> 00:11:08,517 Well, Gerald, I don't know 249 00:11:08,517 --> 00:11:10,862 if you can just talk to your son but... 250 00:11:10,862 --> 00:11:13,344 can we just admit this whole woke thing isn't working? 251 00:11:13,344 --> 00:11:14,965 Woke thing? 252 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:17,068 I mean, it's been great in so many ways, 253 00:11:17,068 --> 00:11:20,724 but now it's like every movie and every TV show. 254 00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:23,172 You know, it's like, you can see through it now. 255 00:11:23,172 --> 00:11:24,724 Audiences want to be entertained. 256 00:11:24,724 --> 00:11:26,137 They don't want to be preached at, 257 00:11:26,137 --> 00:11:27,896 and if you're just doing shows and movies 258 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,689 that have like an agenda, it's like... 259 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,000 it's going to keep failing. 260 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,793 Randy, what are you talking about? 261 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:36,000 Box office is down, people are tuning out. 262 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,275 You know it's what killed the Marvel franchise. 263 00:11:38,275 --> 00:11:40,724 And just as a side note, I'm gonna say it out loud. 264 00:11:40,724 --> 00:11:44,000 "Avatar 2" sucked. It just sucked, Gerald. 265 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,517 Someone had to be brave enough to say it. 266 00:11:45,517 --> 00:11:47,965 God dammit! I do not fucking run Hollywood! 267 00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:50,344 Gerald, can you talk to him? 268 00:11:50,344 --> 00:11:51,655 Kyle, what is he talking about?! 269 00:11:51,655 --> 00:11:53,275 He's just being an idiot 270 00:11:53,275 --> 00:11:54,551 and listening to what fucking Eric Cartman said! 271 00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:56,482 I did not hear it from Eric Cartman. 272 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:59,586 I heard it from a prominent, respected artist on television. 273 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,068 Who?! 274 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:03,551 Our next guest is a world famous rapper and artist 275 00:12:03,551 --> 00:12:05,827 who claims that the Jews run Hollywood. 276 00:12:05,827 --> 00:12:07,965 What exactly do you mean by that? 277 00:12:07,965 --> 00:12:10,758 Well, mostly I just mean that Jews control everything 278 00:12:10,758 --> 00:12:12,517 we see on TV and the movies. 279 00:12:12,517 --> 00:12:14,793 And why do you not want to show your face right now? 280 00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:16,448 Well, that's 'cause there's this one Jew... 281 00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:18,241 um, his name is Kyle. 282 00:12:18,241 --> 00:12:21,103 And he can totally retaliate me, 'cause he like, runs Hollywood. 283 00:12:22,586 --> 00:12:24,448 Yeah, and Jews try to silence people all the time. 284 00:12:24,448 --> 00:12:25,689 Especially Black people. 285 00:12:25,689 --> 00:12:27,517 Yeah, especially Black people. 286 00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:29,517 That's because of all the new information lately. 287 00:12:29,517 --> 00:12:31,275 The new information about how the chosen people 288 00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:32,275 were actually Africans. 289 00:12:32,275 --> 00:12:33,517 So, you know, Black people 290 00:12:33,517 --> 00:12:34,896 have really been hurt by the Jews. 291 00:12:34,896 --> 00:12:36,931 Yeah, so Hitler actually wasn't a bad guy. 292 00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:38,758 Yeah, so... Whoa, whoa, Cupid Ye. 293 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,000 That's going a bit too far. 294 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,517 He's just trying to be shocking. 295 00:12:41,517 --> 00:12:43,517 What are you watching, honey? 296 00:12:43,517 --> 00:12:45,517 I have no idea. 297 00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:53,689 * Mommy? * What is it, Caillou? * 298 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:56,241 * Can I get Roblox on my Xbox? * 299 00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:58,896 * Sure thing, Caillou, as long as it's free * 300 00:12:58,896 --> 00:13:01,482 * Oh, for sure, it is for free * 301 00:13:01,482 --> 00:13:03,310 Okay, wait, wait, cut. Hang on. 302 00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:05,310 Let's try it again. I think you forgot the words. 303 00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:07,586 Yeah, sorry. I'm just tired. 304 00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:08,896 I didn't get the best sleep last night. 305 00:13:08,896 --> 00:13:10,413 Maybe I should do the mom part. 306 00:13:10,413 --> 00:13:12,000 Nah, you do the kid part. It's funnier. 307 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,862 Okay, yeah. I guess you call the shots. 308 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,310 What's that supposed to mean? 309 00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:18,965 Just means you're in charge. 310 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,482 Oh, I'm in charge, 311 00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:22,172 Like I control things? 312 00:13:22,172 --> 00:13:24,689 Huh, are you gonna start saying I run Hollywood now too? 313 00:13:24,689 --> 00:13:26,275 I didn't say you run Hollywood. 314 00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:28,413 And honestly, I'm getting kind of sick of hearing it. 315 00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:29,689 You're sick of hearing it? 316 00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:31,137 Yeah, I'm sick of hearing it. 317 00:13:31,137 --> 00:13:32,689 Oh, my God, are you listening to yourself? 318 00:13:32,689 --> 00:13:34,931 You of all people should have some compassion. 319 00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:36,931 Oh, really? Why me of all people, Kyle? 320 00:13:36,931 --> 00:13:38,482 You seriously don't know why? 321 00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:40,655 You know that Jews have stood alongside Blacks 322 00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:42,413 since the Civil Rights movement began, right? 323 00:13:42,413 --> 00:13:44,103 What does that have to do with anything? 324 00:13:44,103 --> 00:13:46,000 I'm just saying I thought you'd be a better friend. 325 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,310 'Cause you're like... 326 00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:50,275 'Cause I'm like what? Black? 327 00:13:50,275 --> 00:13:52,137 Oh my God, this is so awesome. 328 00:13:52,137 --> 00:13:53,586 Whatever, Tolkien. 329 00:13:53,586 --> 00:13:54,793 Now you're gonna act like I somehow 330 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,068 did something wrong to you. 331 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:57,793 No, you didn't do it to me. 332 00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,482 It just seems to work out that way all the time for you people. 333 00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:00,827 You people? 334 00:14:00,827 --> 00:14:02,517 No, it works that way for you people! 335 00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:04,827 You know what? I don't wanna make TikToks with you anymore! 336 00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:06,551 I don't wanna make TikToks with you anymore! 337 00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:10,034 Good! 338 00:14:11,724 --> 00:14:13,034 We did it. 339 00:14:13,034 --> 00:14:14,586 I can't believe we did it. 340 00:14:14,586 --> 00:14:17,655 Praise Christ! They'll probably never talk again! 341 00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:20,000 And now Stan can have his best friend back. 342 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,206 Yeah, and we can spread our Nazi message 343 00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:24,413 all over the world! 344 00:14:24,413 --> 00:14:26,482 Whoa, whoa, okay, Cupid Ye. 345 00:14:26,482 --> 00:14:28,000 You mean our Christian message. 346 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,689 It's the same thing. Christian message, Nazi message. 347 00:14:30,689 --> 00:14:32,379 Hitler was a great Christian. 348 00:14:32,379 --> 00:14:33,896 Cupid Ye, are you okay? 349 00:14:33,896 --> 00:14:35,172 Do you need to, like, talk to somebody? 350 00:14:35,172 --> 00:14:36,689 I mean it. 351 00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:38,413 People have to die so that the better races can live. 352 00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:42,137 Okay, Cupid Ye. Time to go back inside. 353 00:14:42,137 --> 00:14:43,965 Tee hee hee hee! Tee hee hee! 354 00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:45,827 Come on, let's go, Ye. 355 00:14:45,827 --> 00:14:47,137 I don't think so, dawg! 356 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:50,034 Let's go torch some motherfuckers! 357 00:14:57,896 --> 00:15:00,206 Deathcon one, bitches! 358 00:15:01,448 --> 00:15:02,689 Yeeee?! 359 00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:09,620 Yeeeeeeeeeeee! 360 00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:11,379 Oh, shit. 361 00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:15,551 Yeah? 362 00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:19,793 Stan! We aren't safe! 363 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,896 What? 364 00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:23,310 He's totally gone crazy. 365 00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:24,793 I don't think I can reason with him anymore! 366 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:25,862 Reason with who? 367 00:15:25,862 --> 00:15:27,448 Stan, listen to me. 368 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,551 There's someone who's been messing with Kyle and Tolkien. 369 00:15:29,551 --> 00:15:32,551 He said it was to be a good Christian, but... 370 00:15:32,551 --> 00:15:35,034 But I think he's just been using Christianity as an excuse 371 00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,931 to be a racist piece of shit. 372 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:39,448 What did you do? 373 00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:41,241 Not me, Stan! 374 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:44,758 This is going to be extremely hard to believe, but... 375 00:15:44,758 --> 00:15:46,137 There's a little magic angel 376 00:15:46,137 --> 00:15:48,586 that comes each year around Valentine's Day. 377 00:15:48,586 --> 00:15:51,275 He spreads love and brings lonely people together. 378 00:15:51,275 --> 00:15:52,620 But this year is different. 379 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:54,896 Cupid me found Christ and changed his name. 380 00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:57,965 And I have to find a way to get him back on his meds. 381 00:15:57,965 --> 00:15:59,413 Dude, Cartman, are you okay? 382 00:15:59,413 --> 00:16:00,896 Do you need to, like, talk to somebody? 383 00:16:00,896 --> 00:16:03,000 Stan, do you believe in Santa Claus? 384 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,206 Yeah. 385 00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:05,793 Do you believe in the Easter Bunny? 386 00:16:05,793 --> 00:16:07,206 I guess so. 387 00:16:07,206 --> 00:16:09,448 Then believe that tomorrow is Valentine's Day... 388 00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:11,931 and there's no telling what Cupid Ye is capable of. 389 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,551 Happy Valentine's Day, Clyde! 390 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,448 Here's a Valentine for you, Red! 391 00:16:28,517 --> 00:16:31,172 Ah, Valentine's day. Isn't it nice? 392 00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:32,793 Love is in the air! 393 00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:40,310 * Dee deet deedle-y doo! * 394 00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:42,379 * I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger * 395 00:16:42,379 --> 00:16:44,827 * But she ain't messin' with no broke Jew * 396 00:16:48,793 --> 00:16:50,310 Who is it? Tee-hee-hee! 397 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,000 Hey! Asshole! 398 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,310 Other people need to use the bathroom, too! 399 00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:03,586 Whoa... Dude... 400 00:17:03,586 --> 00:17:05,344 Happy Valentine's Day, bitch! 401 00:17:05,344 --> 00:17:06,586 What the hell?! 402 00:17:06,586 --> 00:17:08,034 How about a little anti-Semitism? 403 00:17:08,034 --> 00:17:09,275 Ugh! 404 00:17:11,344 --> 00:17:14,241 Aahghgghgh!!!! 405 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,034 Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee-hee! 406 00:17:17,724 --> 00:17:19,000 Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee! 407 00:17:29,275 --> 00:17:30,689 What is that?! 408 00:17:35,862 --> 00:17:37,103 Tolkien! 409 00:17:37,103 --> 00:17:38,551 Tolkien, I need to talk to you. 410 00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:39,862 About what? 411 00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:42,103 Tolkien... I owe you an apology. 412 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,896 Someone has been messing with you... 413 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,172 and it was all for me. 414 00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:46,758 I don't get it. 415 00:17:46,758 --> 00:17:49,448 I've been jealous about you and Kyle's TikToks. 416 00:17:59,068 --> 00:18:00,827 Tee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee-hee! 417 00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:11,413 Attention, students! 418 00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:13,862 There is a giant bee in the school! 419 00:18:13,862 --> 00:18:15,896 Get somewhere safe! There's a giant bee! 420 00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:17,586 Oh, Jesus, here it is! 421 00:18:17,586 --> 00:18:19,310 Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee! 422 00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:21,517 Oh, God! It's a bee!! 423 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,413 Look, there he is! 424 00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,862 What do you think you're doing, Kyle? 425 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:31,655 W-What do you mean? 426 00:18:31,655 --> 00:18:33,620 A "Lord of the Rings" prequel?! 427 00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,482 What were you thinking?? 428 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,068 How many more superheroes do you think we need?! 429 00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:39,827 Mario Brothers, Kyle?! 430 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,965 You seriously can't do better than Mario Brothers?! 431 00:18:46,344 --> 00:18:47,586 That's enough, you guys! 432 00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:48,620 Tolkien? 433 00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:49,862 I'm sorry, Kyle. 434 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,413 It's not his fault, it's mine! 435 00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:53,965 I was jealous of you guys and your TikToks. 436 00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:57,275 What are you waiting for?! Let's jack up these mofos! 437 00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:59,965 - Holy shit! - What the hell is that?! 438 00:18:59,965 --> 00:19:01,724 Cupid Yeeeeeeee! 439 00:19:05,724 --> 00:19:07,931 Time to take your meds. 440 00:19:07,931 --> 00:19:10,172 No! Those are how people control me! 441 00:19:10,172 --> 00:19:13,034 You're taking your meds, Ye, one way or another! 442 00:19:17,827 --> 00:19:19,172 No! I'm not taking... 443 00:19:19,172 --> 00:19:20,379 - You're taking your medication! - Let me go! 444 00:19:20,379 --> 00:19:21,862 I'm not t... You're taking it, Ye! 445 00:19:21,862 --> 00:19:23,896 Swallow it! Swallow it! 446 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,172 Swallow it! Swallow it! 447 00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:35,310 Ye? Ye? 448 00:19:41,482 --> 00:19:42,862 Eric? 449 00:19:42,862 --> 00:19:44,241 Cupid me?! 450 00:19:44,241 --> 00:19:46,241 You guys! It's Cupid me! He's back! 451 00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:49,413 What day is it? 452 00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:52,137 Why it's Valentine's Day, Cupid me! 453 00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:53,413 Valentines Day?! 454 00:19:53,413 --> 00:19:55,482 Well, then, I need to get to work! 455 00:19:55,482 --> 00:19:57,655 Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee! Yeah! 456 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,862 Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee! 457 00:20:08,655 --> 00:20:11,172 We have a young man who is joining us here today 458 00:20:11,172 --> 00:20:13,896 to talk about stereotypes 459 00:20:13,896 --> 00:20:16,172 and the harm that they can bring. 460 00:20:16,172 --> 00:20:19,655 Young man, what is your message? 461 00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:22,896 My message is, we can't control what people say. 462 00:20:22,896 --> 00:20:27,172 So we have to be smart about what we choose to believe. 463 00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:29,206 If one idiot says that a certain group 464 00:20:29,206 --> 00:20:31,896 "runs Hollywood," look into it. 465 00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:35,655 With very minimal effort, you will find that "Hollywood" 466 00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:37,034 is a multi-tiered industry 467 00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:38,551 run by tens of thousands of people 468 00:20:38,551 --> 00:20:41,689 from all over the world. 469 00:20:41,689 --> 00:20:44,724 In the past, Jews were shut out of most professions. 470 00:20:44,724 --> 00:20:47,000 So they came to dominate vaudeville, which back then 471 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,551 was considered too low-brow for good Christians. 472 00:20:49,551 --> 00:20:51,310 Those Jews eventually moved West 473 00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:53,034 and started the first movie studios 474 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:55,655 when movies were also considered work for the underclasses. 475 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,068 And their descendants 476 00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:59,000 are now a decent percentage of the thousands 477 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,965 of people of all races that make Hollywood run. 478 00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:06,482 This young man 479 00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:09,482 has said in plain words what so many of us in Hollywood 480 00:21:09,482 --> 00:21:12,620 have been trying to get people to understand. 481 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:15,275 To hear it all so plain, and so passionate. 482 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:18,275 This kid thinks about things the way we all need to. 483 00:21:18,275 --> 00:21:19,724 You know what I think? 484 00:21:19,724 --> 00:21:21,620 I think this kid should run Hollywood! 485 00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:23,241 Yeah! 486 00:21:26,758 --> 00:21:28,620 Whoa, whoa... Wait, what? Whoa. 487 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,862 - Let him run Hollywood! - Yeah! Give the kid a shot! 488 00:21:30,862 --> 00:21:33,793 - Come on! - Let him do it! 489 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,655 God damn it. 490 00:21:35,655 --> 00:21:37,724 Let the Jew run it! 491 00:21:37,724 --> 00:21:44,068 Let the Jew run it!! 492 00:21:44,068 --> 00:21:46,068 Let the Jew run it!