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* I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time *
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* Friendly faces everywhere *
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* Humble folks
without temptation *
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* Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind *
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* Ample parking day or night *
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* People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" *
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* Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind *
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* Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! *
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* Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine *
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Today is a tragic day
for Canada.
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Thousands of Canadians
have gathered to mourn
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the passing
of their beloved mother.
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The Queen is dead.
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The Queen is dead *
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Every Canadian everywhere
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is feeling absolute emptiness
right now.
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Oh, God, she's dead *
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And now the casket
is brought down the aisle
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with the Queen inside.
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The Queen's body being carried
by the royal guard.
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What a horrible day for Canada
and therefore the world.
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Not the Queen *
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She is dead *
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Ike, the Queen died
like four months ago.
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You gotta let it go.
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And here comes
Canada's most beloved musician,
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Sir Smelly John.
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Yes, Smelly John
is sitting down at the piano
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with a tribute
for the Queen, I believe.
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* Goodbye, queefy Queen *
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* Seems as though you've
queefed your last queef *
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it's my turn
to use the computer.
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Ike, me and my friends are
playing "Darktide" right now.
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Get off!
Fuck you, Kyle!
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Oh, and now people
are starting to stare angrily.
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Y-Yes, it looks like
the Prince and his new wife
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have just shown up.
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The Prince and his wife
have, of course,
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been bashing
the Canadian monarchy.
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A lot of Canadians
hate them now.
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Oh, and I belive
the Earl of Halifax
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has just farted
on the Prince's wife's face!
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The Prince seems to have
taken offense to this.
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Oh, this is bad now.
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Ike, I'm playing "Darktide"
with my friends.
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No, get off me!
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Hey, guys.
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Kyle, dude,
where were you last night?
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Yeah,
we were all waiting.
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I haven't been
showing up for things, but...
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but I got screwed
by my little brother.
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He just keeps crying
about the Queen.
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And then there's
this Prince and his wife
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and they're bashing
the Canadian monarchy.
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I guess it's like people
don't even know
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why they showed up
to the funeral
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But, anyway, I'm really sorry
I ruined game time for everyone.
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You didn't ruin it for anyone.
We played without you.
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What? Y-You guys, we... we said
we'd all level up together.
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Well, yeah, we're
all like level 12 now.
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We got some sweet drip, dude.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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But this isn't fair,
it wasn't my fault.
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Hey, guys. Did you get
to upgrade your rifle, Stan?
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Yeah, it's got
a lot better range now.
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What about you?
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I kept the same gun,
but I got some sweet drip.
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Nice, sweet drip, dude.
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It stinks,
doesn't it?
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What stinks?
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When people make certain
judgements about you.
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I've been watching you, Kyle,
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and I can see you're having
some problems with your brand.
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My brand?
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Some kids call it
your credibility
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or your reputation,
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but those things
are just little parts
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of something
much more important...
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your brand.
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Think about it, Kyle.
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Who are you?
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I'm just...
I-I'm just me.
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See? You don't know
what your brand is.
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So how is anyone else
supposed to know?
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It's like a commercial
for Kyle,
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but you're not putting
a label on the jar.
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Butters, this seems
very out of character for you.
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That's because
I've been workin' on my brand.
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My parents saw that my brand
wasn't working with people
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so they sent me
to brand management.
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Brand management?
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Hi, Mr. Davis.
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Well, Butters Stotch.
How you doing there, Butters?
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How's the brand going?
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I made two new friends,
and a girl asked me
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to help her
with her homework.
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Well, there ya go there, Butters.
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My friend Kyle here was thinking
of reworking his brand a bit,
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and I told him
maybe you could help.
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Oh, well,
sure there, Kyle,
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let's just get you to fill out
a CumHammer survey,
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and then we'll go
in the back
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and come up
with some options for ya.
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it's "Good Morning, Canada."
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It has been
several months now
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since our beloved Queen
has died.
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All Canadians are finding
it hard to go on.
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All Canadians, that is,
except for our first guests,
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The Prince and his wife.
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We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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Thanks for having us
on the show.
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It's so awesome to be here.
It's great.
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So let me start with you, sir.
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You lived a life
with the royal family,
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you had everything
handed to you
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but you say your life
has been hard,
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and you've written all aboot
it in your new book, "Waaagh."
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Yes that's right, fwiend.
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You see,
my wife and I are...
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I was totally like,
"You should write a book
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'cause you're family's,
like, stupid,
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and then so are, like,
journalists."
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So you hate
journalists?
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That's right.
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that reports on the lives
of the royal family.
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Right.
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So you're a journalist.
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We just want
to be normal people.
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All this attention
is so hard.
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Isn't it true, sir,
that your questionable wife
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has her own TV show
and hangs out with celebrities
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and does fashion magazines?
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What are you suggesting?
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Well, I just think some
people might say
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that your Instagram-loving
bitch wife
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actually doesn't
want her privacy.
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How dare you, sir!
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My Instagram-loving bitch wife
has always wanted her privacy!
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And you know what else?
To hell with Canada.
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We are leaving.
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We'll go find
some quiet place
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where we can be
normal people.
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Come on, wife.
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We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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* Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on *
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* It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour *
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* Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on *
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We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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* It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour *
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* Come on, come on, come on *
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* 'Cause we want some privacy *
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* It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour *
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* Come on, come on, come on *
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* Because we need some privacy *
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* It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour *
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We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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* The Worldwide Privacy Tour
is coming soon to your town *
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* We're coming soon
to your town, give us privacy *
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We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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* Come on, come on, come on *
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* It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour *
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* Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on *
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* It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour *
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* Come on, come on, come on *
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* 'Cause we want some privacy *
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* It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour *
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* Come on, come on, come on *
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* Because we need some privacy *
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Alright there, Kyle,
we got your survey answers,
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and I think we've put together
some great ideas for your brand.
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I understand you want people
to like you more
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and think you're cool.
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Is that right?
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Alright, well, let's see
how this brand works for you.
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We got... Kyle... Rugged. Vegan.
Compassionate. Victim.
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I... I don't think
that's really me.
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Well, that's fine 'cause
there's a lot of different
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brands people are attracted to.
How about this one?
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Kyle... Sensitive. Outdoorsy.
Frugal. Victim.
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I'm not...
I'm not that outdoorsy.
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Okay, well,
remember there, Kyle,
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it's not so much about
who you are as much as it is
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about what people
are attracted to, okay?
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So let's see, how about this?
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Kyle... Wealthy. Handsome.
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Multi-talented
Grammy Award-Winning. Victim.
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Oh, that... that one's
taken already.
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Sorry. Hold on.
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Just a minute, Kyle.
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We're gonna find
a good one here for you.
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You'll see, Kyle.
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When you have your brand up
and runnin,'
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no one can stop you.
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Look at this town.
There's just something about it.
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Oh, darling.
I think this might be the place.
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You really think so?
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It's so quiet
and empty here.
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If we moved here,
then people would think
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we're really serious
about wanting to be normal.
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It does seem perfect,
doesn't it?
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We can have
a fresh start here.
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Lead a normal life
and have babies.
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Can we? Can we really move here
and finally have our privacy?
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My love, I will do anything
for your privacy.
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The couch goes
in the first room!
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Ay, be careful
with that TV, buddy!
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Drum set goes
on the second floor.
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Wait. Put it down.
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I want to make sure
it isn't damaged.
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What the hell?
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Hey!
Hey, you!
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Hey,
what are you looking at?!
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You ever heard
of privacy?!
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What?
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You guys,
I am so sorry.
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I totally was going to play
with you guys online
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but the Prince of Canada
and his wife
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moved in across
the street from me.
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They have this huge jet
parked in front of my house
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and then they kept trying to
get me to buy their stupid book
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and... and, anyway, I'm sorry
I messed up another game night.
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It's okay, dude,
we had a great time.
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Yeah, we are literally
dripping with drip.
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Well, I just want
you guys to know
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that I am a reliable,
fun-loving, punctual victim.
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'Kay, well,
we gotta get to class.
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I'm really working
on myself!
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You're gonna like
what you see!
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As a child, you see the world
in a different way.
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You see the wonder in nature,
and you're starting to learn
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more about yourself
all the time.
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And you're learning that
there's something more important
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than you ever thought...
your brand.
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It's what defines you.
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And with brand management,
you can make sure
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others see you
the way they want to see you.
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Welcome to your
CumHammer Work tutorial.
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You are taking the first steps
to making your brand
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a great one.
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By now you've received
your workbook
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and also
your brand slide tool
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and CumHammer
social-media drive
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which will be used
in this video.
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Now, if you're ready,
let's start the exercises
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on page five
of your workbook.
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Yeah!
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Respect our privacy!
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Leave us alone!
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Down with the monarchy!
250
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,453
We just want our privacy!
251
00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:06,761
God, fuck these people!
252
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,262
Why are we so mad today?
253
00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,753
Because we want
our privacy!
254
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,227
Park County Police Station.
What's your emergency?
255
00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:17,271
Yeah, the neighbors across the
street are setting off fireworks
256
00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:19,440
and it's 10:30 at night!
257
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,941
Oh, is it the Prince of Canada
and his wife,
258
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,443
who just want to be
left alone?
259
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,487
Yes.
260
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,365
They're being super loud, and
I'm trying to work on my brand!
261
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,657
Oh, God damn it.
262
00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,398
Now the prince
is playing polo on the lawn!
263
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,665
We are here because privacy
is a basic human right.
264
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:39,085
How many more princes
and his wives
265
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,200
have to live
in this nightmare?
266
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,217
Hey, can you two
fucking keep it down?!
267
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,635
Oy!
268
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,220
You ever heard of a thing
called "privacy"?!
269
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,471
Yeah, nobody gives
a shit.
270
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,545
Will you two just shut up,
and go away?!
271
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:59,021
It seriously is
driving me crazy!
272
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,899
The prince plays drums all day.
I don't think he even has a job.
273
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:04,110
And I don't know what the hell
she does.
274
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,945
Why they even left Canada
is beyond me.
275
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,738
And, like, she seems to just
boss him around,
276
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,115
and make him do
whatever she wants.
277
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,324
I mean, why did they even
leave Canada
278
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:12,785
and move to South Park, anyway?
279
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,912
Stan, are you gonna
say something?
280
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,288
You say it.
281
00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:17,665
Say what?
282
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,125
Look, Kyle...
283
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,835
We just kinda don't care
about some dumb prince
284
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,336
and his stupid wife.
285
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:24,130
I don't care
about them either!
286
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,037
So, then why do you talk
about them all the time?
287
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,345
Dude, we're just kind of
sick of hearing about them.
288
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,805
I'm sick of hearing
about them!
289
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,598
But I can't get away
from them!
290
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:36,767
They're everywhere!
In my fucking face!
291
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,602
Yeah, and now you're putting 'em
in our fucking face.
292
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:40,938
Fine, I won't talk
about them anymore.
293
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,636
Thank you.
294
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,351
Okay, just one last thing...
did you know the prince sleeps-
295
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:51,937
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
296
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:57,329
The problem with you is you
want results without the work.
297
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,914
You can't just say
you're a certain thing,
298
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,750
and then expect people
to just like your brand.
299
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,753
You gotta work it,
sell people on it.
300
00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:06,380
But I just don't feel
like my brand
301
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,340
is who I really am
on the inside.
302
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,967
You know, Kyle,
some people think
303
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,802
it's what's inside you
that matters.
304
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:14,513
But people can't see
inside you.
305
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,849
They can only see what kind of
drink you're drinking.
306
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,350
That's what matters.
307
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,768
I guess so.
308
00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,520
Now, I'm gonna help you
with a new brand,
309
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,564
but you've got to
work on it.
310
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:26,192
What do you want your friends
to think about you?
311
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:29,695
I want them to think I'm not
gonna complain about things,
312
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,863
I'm more thick-skinned.
313
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,907
Okay. This is good.
This is good.
314
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,284
And I want people to think
I'm stronger, mentally,
315
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,494
than I probably am.
316
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,120
Okay. Okay.
I think we got it.
317
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,872
People are gonna
love this.
318
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,833
Kyle... he's a thick-skinned,
super cool,
319
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:46,295
nothing bothers him victim.
320
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,463
I just don't know
if I can...
321
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,673
You're goin'
off brand already!
322
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:53,832
Remember, no matter what,
nothing bothers you.
323
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,500
I don't care.
Don't care.
324
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,769
What the hell?
What'd he just say?
325
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:44,937
He victimized me!
326
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,564
It's because I'm
an ethnic woman!
327
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,940
He can't do that!
I'll see...
328
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,775
Wait, you're ethnic?
This is an outrage!
329
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,391
We'll just see how he deals
with my blue penis!
330
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,589
Hey!
331
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,455
Have some respect
for this privacy!
332
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,576
Don't worry,
my love,
333
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,901
he's not gonna
get away with this.
334
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,729
Hey, guys!
How you doin?!
335
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,272
Good.
How are you?
336
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,316
I'm great.
Got some good sleep last night.
337
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,652
Just letting' things roll
right off my back, you know?
338
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,934
'Cause that's the kind of guy
I am.
339
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:20,491
Cool.
340
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,284
Hey, do you guys wanna play
Darktide after school?
341
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,037
Or if not, whatever.
I'm cool either way.
342
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,039
Yeah, I'm sure we can
figure that out.
343
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,333
Cool. Whatever.
I'm care-free and unflappable.
344
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,948
I'll catch you guys
at lunch!
345
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,797
Wow, Kyle,
you seem really different.
346
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,048
Do you like it?
347
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,800
Uh, Sure.
348
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,301
Thanks, Jimmy.
349
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,886
But you know, I really need
to thank a good friend.
350
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,555
He introduced me to a way of
becoming a more stable person.
351
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,807
Have you seen Butters?
352
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,767
Butters?
Oh, sure.
353
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,185
He's out on
the playground,
354
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:49,645
getting the shit
beat out of him by Bebe.
355
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,968
What?
356
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,733
Mother! Fucker!
357
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,403
Don't ever say
that shit again!
358
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,321
Hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
359
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:00,739
What the hell
is going on?!
360
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,950
I wasn't even doing anything,
and he came up,
361
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,910
and started
talking shit to me!
362
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,371
Yeah, everyone likes a guy
that's strong and assertive,
363
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,331
so I told Bebe
to go fuck herself.
364
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,083
Who do you even think
you are?!
365
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,751
You want some more of this,
you dumb slut?
366
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,086
Butters,
what are you doing?
367
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,337
This isn't you.
368
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,755
Hey, Kyle,
will you relax.
369
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,298
You're kind of fucking up
my brand.
370
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,092
Okay, that does it...
come on, Butters.
371
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,010
You're going back
to CumHammer.
372
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,096
You're lucky
he saved your ass!
373
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,932
Fuck you,
you fucking bitch!
374
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:30,686
The most important thing about
your brand is being flexible.
375
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,188
We want to make sure
you're completely satisfied.
376
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,274
You say you're having
some problems?
377
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,692
That's right!
378
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,360
There's this
horrible spy
379
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,778
who lives
across the street from us,
380
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,864
and we're gonna get him back
by changing our brand!
381
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,157
All right.
382
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,867
And I do see
you're in our database,
383
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,578
but you didn't first get help
at this CumHammer location?
384
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,121
No.
385
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,330
My wife went to one
in California as a child.
386
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,749
Ah. Okay.
387
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,167
Then you must be in
the national system.
388
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,501
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Is this you?
389
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:57,087
"Sorority girl, Actress,
Influencer, Victim."
390
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,047
Yeah.
That's totally me.
391
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,382
Okay. I see.
392
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,592
And then,
you added your husband
393
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,135
to your Friends and Family account.
394
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,012
You must be the
"Royal prince, millionaire,
395
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,889
world traveler,
victim."
396
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,474
That's right.
397
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,143
Come on, Butters.
398
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,145
Hello?
399
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,938
Oh, hey there.
Just gimme a minute.
400
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,648
I'm with some other clients
right now, there, Kyle.
401
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,442
Uh, no.
This is an emergency.
402
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,818
We need to talk to...
403
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:20,986
Oy! Do you mind!
Stop invading...
404
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,976
It's him!
405
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,199
What the hell
are you doing here?
406
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,409
You just can't
leave us alone, can you!
407
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,661
Oh, my God,
he's so obsessed with us.
408
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:32,122
I'm not obsessed
with you.
409
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,695
It's this
stupid place!
410
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,420
Don't you see,
Butters?
411
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,838
Teaching people
to think of their brand
412
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:42,090
just makes
more people like them.
413
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,550
This whole thing
is wrong.
414
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,261
They're telling you guys to
reduce yourselves into products
415
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,389
instead of people to be truly
understood and loved.
416
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:52,017
Don't you guys want people
to like you for you
417
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:55,395
instead of who they
want you to be?
418
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:59,233
Look, we all have our faults.
God knows I do.
419
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,568
But if we just try to present
and control an image of us
420
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,363
for people to see, then,
we're just performers
421
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,990
instead of
human beings.
422
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,283
He's right.
423
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,451
Trying to make ourselves
into a brand
424
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,036
just turned us
into products.
425
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,039
We don't need to be
a brand, do we?
426
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,499
If it's truly
what we want,
427
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,417
then we really can
get away from it all.
428
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,419
No more magazines
and Netflix shows.
429
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,577
We really can
live a normal life.
430
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,050
Yes, I'm sure you agree, darling.
431
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,469
We can be the people
we talked about being,
432
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,346
with no more worries
about how we look
433
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,265
or the image
we project to people.
434
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:34,047
What matters is what
we have on the inside.
435
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,470
Hello?
436
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,820
Come on, Butters.
Time to go home.
437
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,405
Yeah.
438
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,867
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
439
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,451
Now, hey.
440
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,192
Don't make a decision
you might all regret.
441
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,781
Yeah, come on, honey.
We don't need this place.
442
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,161
Honey?
443
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,273
The queen is dead.
444
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,847
What a sad day for Canada...
and therefore, the world.
445
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,904
Ike, I need to
use the...
446
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,405
Oh no, not again.
447
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:31,325
She's still dead.
448
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,951
Ike, I have to get on
the computer.
449
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,608
The Queen's been dead
a long time.
450
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,498
Ike, I have to get on
with my friends!
451
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,447
If I don't,
they're gonna think I'm...
452
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,714
It's okay.
453
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,633
Things get to you.
454
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,498
It's who you are.
455
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,104
Oh. Hey, guys.
456
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,898
Hey, dude. Uh...
457
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,900
We thought maybe you could do
with a little outside time.
458
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,401
Really?
459
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,945
We just thought it'd be good
to get you out of the house.
460
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,280
You seem to bee going through
a lot lately.
461
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:13,033
Yeah.
Yeah, I have.
462
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,399
Thanks, guys.
I'd love to play.
463
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,671
Oy! Oy!
464
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,172
Could, uh...
465
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,465
Could I play?
466
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,883
Sure.
You can play.
467
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,498
Great!