1 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,898 * I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time * 2 00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:13,817 * Friendly faces everywhere * 3 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,568 * Humble folks without temptation * 4 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:18,655 * Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind * 5 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,156 * Ample parking day or night * 6 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,075 * People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" * 7 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:25,203 * Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind * 8 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:28,623 * Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! * 9 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:32,615 * Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine * 10 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:43,263 Today is a tragic day for Canada. 11 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,098 Thousands of Canadians have gathered to mourn 12 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:48,768 the passing of their beloved mother. 13 00:00:48,798 --> 00:00:51,980 The Queen is dead. 14 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,941 The Queen is dead * 15 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,568 Every Canadian everywhere 16 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,153 is feeling absolute emptiness right now. 17 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:02,157 Oh, God, she's dead * 18 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,950 And now the casket is brought down the aisle 19 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,910 with the Queen inside. 20 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:08,079 The Queen's body being carried by the royal guard. 21 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:10,415 What a horrible day for Canada and therefore the world. 22 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:14,294 Not the Queen * 23 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:17,630 She is dead * 24 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:20,133 Ike, the Queen died like four months ago. 25 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:24,888 You gotta let it go. 26 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,890 And here comes Canada's most beloved musician, 27 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,516 Sir Smelly John. 28 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:30,059 Yes, Smelly John is sitting down at the piano 29 00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:32,103 with a tribute for the Queen, I believe. 30 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:34,147 * Goodbye, queefy Queen * 31 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:37,180 * Seems as though you've queefed your last queef * 32 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,906 it's my turn to use the computer. 33 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,991 Ike, me and my friends are playing "Darktide" right now. 34 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:48,161 Get off! Fuck you, Kyle! 35 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,163 Oh, and now people are starting to stare angrily. 36 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,915 Y-Yes, it looks like the Prince and his new wife 37 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,249 have just shown up. 38 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:54,375 The Prince and his wife have, of course, 39 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:56,044 been bashing the Canadian monarchy. 40 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:59,005 A lot of Canadians hate them now. 41 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:00,340 Oh, and I belive the Earl of Halifax 42 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,050 has just farted on the Prince's wife's face! 43 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,927 The Prince seems to have taken offense to this. 44 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,428 Oh, this is bad now. 45 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,180 Ike, I'm playing "Darktide" with my friends. 46 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:10,380 No, get off me! 47 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:16,105 Hey, guys. 48 00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:17,816 Kyle, dude, where were you last night? 49 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,609 Yeah, we were all waiting. 50 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,110 I haven't been showing up for things, but... 51 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:22,862 but I got screwed by my little brother. 52 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,405 He just keeps crying about the Queen. 53 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:26,032 And then there's this Prince and his wife 54 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:27,617 and they're bashing the Canadian monarchy. 55 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:28,910 I guess it's like people don't even know 56 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,787 why they showed up to the funeral 57 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,956 But, anyway, I'm really sorry I ruined game time for everyone. 58 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,749 You didn't ruin it for anyone. We played without you. 59 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:38,044 What? Y-You guys, we... we said we'd all level up together. 60 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,879 Well, yeah, we're all like level 12 now. 61 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:41,131 We got some sweet drip, dude. 62 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,465 Mrph rmhmhm rm! 63 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,009 But this isn't fair, it wasn't my fault. 64 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:46,970 Hey, guys. Did you get to upgrade your rifle, Stan? 65 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,471 Yeah, it's got a lot better range now. 66 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:49,722 What about you? 67 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,266 I kept the same gun, but I got some sweet drip. 68 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:54,048 Nice, sweet drip, dude. 69 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,899 It stinks, doesn't it? 70 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:01,484 What stinks? 71 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,319 When people make certain judgements about you. 72 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:05,196 I've been watching you, Kyle, 73 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:08,032 and I can see you're having some problems with your brand. 74 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:09,772 My brand? 75 00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:15,331 Some kids call it your credibility 76 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:16,875 or your reputation, 77 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,209 but those things are just little parts 78 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:19,836 of something much more important... 79 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,170 your brand. 80 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,047 Think about it, Kyle. 81 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:25,925 Who are you? 82 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:28,428 I'm just... I-I'm just me. 83 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,471 See? You don't know what your brand is. 84 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:32,432 So how is anyone else supposed to know? 85 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,100 It's like a commercial for Kyle, 86 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:36,769 but you're not putting a label on the jar. 87 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:38,897 Butters, this seems very out of character for you. 88 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,274 That's because I've been workin' on my brand. 89 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:43,318 My parents saw that my brand wasn't working with people 90 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:46,237 so they sent me to brand management. 91 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,394 Brand management? 92 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,925 Hi, Mr. Davis. 93 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,385 Well, Butters Stotch. How you doing there, Butters? 94 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:10,970 How's the brand going? 95 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,764 I made two new friends, and a girl asked me 96 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:13,973 to help her with her homework. 97 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,059 Well, there ya go there, Butters. 98 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,311 My friend Kyle here was thinking of reworking his brand a bit, 99 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:19,979 and I told him maybe you could help. 100 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:21,606 Oh, well, sure there, Kyle, 101 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,816 let's just get you to fill out a CumHammer survey, 102 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:25,234 and then we'll go in the back 103 00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:27,684 and come up with some options for ya. 104 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,271 it's "Good Morning, Canada." 105 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,787 It has been several months now 106 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,705 since our beloved Queen has died. 107 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:39,707 All Canadians are finding it hard to go on. 108 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:42,251 All Canadians, that is, except for our first guests, 109 00:04:42,281 --> 00:04:43,700 The Prince and his wife. 110 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:48,871 We want privacy! We want privacy! 111 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:51,761 Thanks for having us on the show. 112 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:54,806 It's so awesome to be here. It's great. 113 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,391 So let me start with you, sir. 114 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:57,642 You lived a life with the royal family, 115 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,018 you had everything handed to you 116 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:00,812 but you say your life has been hard, 117 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,523 and you've written all aboot it in your new book, "Waaagh." 118 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,233 Yes that's right, fwiend. 119 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,693 You see, my wife and I are... 120 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:07,819 I was totally like, "You should write a book 121 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,028 'cause you're family's, like, stupid, 122 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:11,364 and then so are, like, journalists." 123 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:12,740 So you hate journalists? 124 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:14,367 That's right. 125 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,119 that reports on the lives of the royal family. 126 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,286 Right. 127 00:05:17,316 --> 00:05:19,330 So you're a journalist. 128 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,373 We just want to be normal people. 129 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,542 All this attention is so hard. 130 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,585 Isn't it true, sir, that your questionable wife 131 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,504 has her own TV show and hangs out with celebrities 132 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:28,006 and does fashion magazines? 133 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:29,507 What are you suggesting? 134 00:05:29,537 --> 00:05:31,342 Well, I just think some people might say 135 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:33,011 that your Instagram-loving bitch wife 136 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,512 actually doesn't want her privacy. 137 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,347 How dare you, sir! 138 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:39,392 My Instagram-loving bitch wife has always wanted her privacy! 139 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,769 And you know what else? To hell with Canada. 140 00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:43,312 We are leaving. 141 00:05:43,342 --> 00:05:44,897 We'll go find some quiet place 142 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,524 where we can be normal people. 143 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:49,068 Come on, wife. 144 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:52,101 We want privacy! We want privacy! 145 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:59,912 * Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on * 146 00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:02,832 * It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour * 147 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,042 * Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on * 148 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:06,085 We want privacy! We want privacy! 149 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:08,171 * It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour * 150 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,173 * Come on, come on, come on * 151 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,050 * 'Cause we want some privacy * 152 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,927 * It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour * 153 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:16,179 * Come on, come on, come on * 154 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,473 * Because we need some privacy * 155 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,683 * It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour * 156 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:23,102 We want privacy! We want privacy! 157 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:27,231 * The Worldwide Privacy Tour is coming soon to your town * 158 00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:30,151 * We're coming soon to your town, give us privacy * 159 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:31,694 We want privacy! We want privacy! 160 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,654 * Come on, come on, come on * 161 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:36,449 * It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour * 162 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:40,078 * Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on * 163 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,622 * It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour * 164 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:43,956 * Come on, come on, come on * 165 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:46,167 * 'Cause we want some privacy * 166 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,503 * It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour * 167 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,004 * Come on, come on, come on * 168 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:52,203 * Because we need some privacy * 169 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:59,305 Alright there, Kyle, we got your survey answers, 170 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:03,601 and I think we've put together some great ideas for your brand. 171 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:06,312 I understand you want people to like you more 172 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:08,064 and think you're cool. 173 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,732 Is that right? 174 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:12,151 Alright, well, let's see how this brand works for you. 175 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:17,103 We got... Kyle... Rugged. Vegan. Compassionate. Victim. 176 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,702 I... I don't think that's really me. 177 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:23,287 Well, that's fine 'cause there's a lot of different 178 00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:26,165 brands people are attracted to. How about this one? 179 00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:29,866 Kyle... Sensitive. Outdoorsy. Frugal. Victim. 180 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:33,548 I'm not... I'm not that outdoorsy. 181 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,133 Okay, well, remember there, Kyle, 182 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,927 it's not so much about who you are as much as it is 183 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,054 about what people are attracted to, okay? 184 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:41,419 So let's see, how about this? 185 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:44,684 Kyle... Wealthy. Handsome. 186 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,728 Multi-talented Grammy Award-Winning. Victim. 187 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:49,272 Oh, that... that one's taken already. 188 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,898 Sorry. Hold on. 189 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:52,191 Just a minute, Kyle. 190 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:53,651 We're gonna find a good one here for you. 191 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:54,861 You'll see, Kyle. 192 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:56,654 When you have your brand up and runnin,' 193 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:58,352 no one can stop you. 194 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:05,276 Look at this town. There's just something about it. 195 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:08,875 Oh, darling. I think this might be the place. 196 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,627 You really think so? 197 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:13,379 It's so quiet and empty here. 198 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:15,840 If we moved here, then people would think 199 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,384 we're really serious about wanting to be normal. 200 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:21,220 It does seem perfect, doesn't it? 201 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:23,264 We can have a fresh start here. 202 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:25,308 Lead a normal life and have babies. 203 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:29,020 Can we? Can we really move here and finally have our privacy? 204 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:33,095 My love, I will do anything for your privacy. 205 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,421 The couch goes in the first room! 206 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,590 Ay, be careful with that TV, buddy! 207 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,717 Drum set goes on the second floor. 208 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:01,010 Wait. Put it down. 209 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,833 I want to make sure it isn't damaged. 210 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,419 What the hell? 211 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,729 Hey! Hey, you! 212 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:13,940 Hey, what are you looking at?! 213 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,567 You ever heard of privacy?! 214 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:17,848 What? 215 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,742 You guys, I am so sorry. 216 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:26,661 I totally was going to play with you guys online 217 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,246 but the Prince of Canada and his wife 218 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:31,123 moved in across the street from me. 219 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:33,000 They have this huge jet parked in front of my house 220 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,211 and then they kept trying to get me to buy their stupid book 221 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:38,047 and... and, anyway, I'm sorry I messed up another game night. 222 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,840 It's okay, dude, we had a great time. 223 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:42,301 Yeah, we are literally dripping with drip. 224 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,053 Well, I just want you guys to know 225 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:48,099 that I am a reliable, fun-loving, punctual victim. 226 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,131 'Kay, well, we gotta get to class. 227 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:56,107 I'm really working on myself! 228 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,055 You're gonna like what you see! 229 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:07,118 As a child, you see the world in a different way. 230 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,829 You see the wonder in nature, and you're starting to learn 231 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,331 more about yourself all the time. 232 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:14,834 And you're learning that there's something more important 233 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:18,671 than you ever thought... your brand. 234 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,339 It's what defines you. 235 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:22,508 And with brand management, you can make sure 236 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:26,595 others see you the way they want to see you. 237 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,515 Welcome to your CumHammer Work tutorial. 238 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:32,601 You are taking the first steps to making your brand 239 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:34,061 a great one. 240 00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:36,022 By now you've received your workbook 241 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,690 and also your brand slide tool 242 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,817 and CumHammer social-media drive 243 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:42,236 which will be used in this video. 244 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:44,655 Now, if you're ready, let's start the exercises 245 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:46,854 on page five of your workbook. 246 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,540 Yeah! 247 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,751 Respect our privacy! 248 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,919 Leave us alone! 249 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,504 Down with the monarchy! 250 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,453 We just want our privacy! 251 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:06,761 God, fuck these people! 252 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,262 Why are we so mad today? 253 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,753 Because we want our privacy! 254 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,227 Park County Police Station. What's your emergency? 255 00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:17,271 Yeah, the neighbors across the street are setting off fireworks 256 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:19,440 and it's 10:30 at night! 257 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,941 Oh, is it the Prince of Canada and his wife, 258 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,443 who just want to be left alone? 259 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,487 Yes. 260 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,365 They're being super loud, and I'm trying to work on my brand! 261 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,657 Oh, God damn it. 262 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,398 Now the prince is playing polo on the lawn! 263 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,665 We are here because privacy is a basic human right. 264 00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:39,085 How many more princes and his wives 265 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,200 have to live in this nightmare? 266 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,217 Hey, can you two fucking keep it down?! 267 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,635 Oy! 268 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,220 You ever heard of a thing called "privacy"?! 269 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,471 Yeah, nobody gives a shit. 270 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,545 Will you two just shut up, and go away?! 271 00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:59,021 It seriously is driving me crazy! 272 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,899 The prince plays drums all day. I don't think he even has a job. 273 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:04,110 And I don't know what the hell she does. 274 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,945 Why they even left Canada is beyond me. 275 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,738 And, like, she seems to just boss him around, 276 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,115 and make him do whatever she wants. 277 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,324 I mean, why did they even leave Canada 278 00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:12,785 and move to South Park, anyway? 279 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,912 Stan, are you gonna say something? 280 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,288 You say it. 281 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:17,665 Say what? 282 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,125 Look, Kyle... 283 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,835 We just kinda don't care about some dumb prince 284 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,336 and his stupid wife. 285 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:24,130 I don't care about them either! 286 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,037 So, then why do you talk about them all the time? 287 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,345 Dude, we're just kind of sick of hearing about them. 288 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,805 I'm sick of hearing about them! 289 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,598 But I can't get away from them! 290 00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:36,767 They're everywhere! In my fucking face! 291 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,602 Yeah, and now you're putting 'em in our fucking face. 292 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:40,938 Fine, I won't talk about them anymore. 293 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,636 Thank you. 294 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,351 Okay, just one last thing... did you know the prince sleeps- 295 00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:51,937 I'm sorry. I'm sorry! 296 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:57,329 The problem with you is you want results without the work. 297 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,914 You can't just say you're a certain thing, 298 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,750 and then expect people to just like your brand. 299 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,753 You gotta work it, sell people on it. 300 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:06,380 But I just don't feel like my brand 301 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,340 is who I really am on the inside. 302 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,967 You know, Kyle, some people think 303 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,802 it's what's inside you that matters. 304 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:14,513 But people can't see inside you. 305 00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,849 They can only see what kind of drink you're drinking. 306 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,350 That's what matters. 307 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,768 I guess so. 308 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,520 Now, I'm gonna help you with a new brand, 309 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,564 but you've got to work on it. 310 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:26,192 What do you want your friends to think about you? 311 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:29,695 I want them to think I'm not gonna complain about things, 312 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,863 I'm more thick-skinned. 313 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,907 Okay. This is good. This is good. 314 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,284 And I want people to think I'm stronger, mentally, 315 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,494 than I probably am. 316 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,120 Okay. Okay. I think we got it. 317 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,872 People are gonna love this. 318 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,833 Kyle... he's a thick-skinned, super cool, 319 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:46,295 nothing bothers him victim. 320 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,463 I just don't know if I can... 321 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,673 You're goin' off brand already! 322 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:53,832 Remember, no matter what, nothing bothers you. 323 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,500 I don't care. Don't care. 324 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,769 What the hell? What'd he just say? 325 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:44,937 He victimized me! 326 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,564 It's because I'm an ethnic woman! 327 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,940 He can't do that! I'll see... 328 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,775 Wait, you're ethnic? This is an outrage! 329 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,391 We'll just see how he deals with my blue penis! 330 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,589 Hey! 331 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,455 Have some respect for this privacy! 332 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,576 Don't worry, my love, 333 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,901 he's not gonna get away with this. 334 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,729 Hey, guys! How you doin?! 335 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,272 Good. How are you? 336 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,316 I'm great. Got some good sleep last night. 337 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,652 Just letting' things roll right off my back, you know? 338 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,934 'Cause that's the kind of guy I am. 339 00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:20,491 Cool. 340 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,284 Hey, do you guys wanna play Darktide after school? 341 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,037 Or if not, whatever. I'm cool either way. 342 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,039 Yeah, I'm sure we can figure that out. 343 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,333 Cool. Whatever. I'm care-free and unflappable. 344 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,948 I'll catch you guys at lunch! 345 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,797 Wow, Kyle, you seem really different. 346 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,048 Do you like it? 347 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,800 Uh, Sure. 348 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,301 Thanks, Jimmy. 349 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,886 But you know, I really need to thank a good friend. 350 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,555 He introduced me to a way of becoming a more stable person. 351 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,807 Have you seen Butters? 352 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,767 Butters? Oh, sure. 353 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,185 He's out on the playground, 354 00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:49,645 getting the shit beat out of him by Bebe. 355 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,968 What? 356 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,733 Mother! Fucker! 357 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,403 Don't ever say that shit again! 358 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,321 Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa. 359 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:00,739 What the hell is going on?! 360 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,950 I wasn't even doing anything, and he came up, 361 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,910 and started talking shit to me! 362 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,371 Yeah, everyone likes a guy that's strong and assertive, 363 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,331 so I told Bebe to go fuck herself. 364 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,083 Who do you even think you are?! 365 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,751 You want some more of this, you dumb slut? 366 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,086 Butters, what are you doing? 367 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,337 This isn't you. 368 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,755 Hey, Kyle, will you relax. 369 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,298 You're kind of fucking up my brand. 370 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,092 Okay, that does it... come on, Butters. 371 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,010 You're going back to CumHammer. 372 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,096 You're lucky he saved your ass! 373 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,932 Fuck you, you fucking bitch! 374 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:30,686 The most important thing about your brand is being flexible. 375 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,188 We want to make sure you're completely satisfied. 376 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,274 You say you're having some problems? 377 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,692 That's right! 378 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,360 There's this horrible spy 379 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,778 who lives across the street from us, 380 00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,864 and we're gonna get him back by changing our brand! 381 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,157 All right. 382 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,867 And I do see you're in our database, 383 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,578 but you didn't first get help at this CumHammer location? 384 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,121 No. 385 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,330 My wife went to one in California as a child. 386 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,749 Ah. Okay. 387 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,167 Then you must be in the national system. 388 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,501 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Is this you? 389 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:57,087 "Sorority girl, Actress, Influencer, Victim." 390 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,047 Yeah. That's totally me. 391 00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,382 Okay. I see. 392 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,592 And then, you added your husband 393 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,135 to your Friends and Family account. 394 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,012 You must be the "Royal prince, millionaire, 395 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,889 world traveler, victim." 396 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,474 That's right. 397 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,143 Come on, Butters. 398 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,145 Hello? 399 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,938 Oh, hey there. Just gimme a minute. 400 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,648 I'm with some other clients right now, there, Kyle. 401 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,442 Uh, no. This is an emergency. 402 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,818 We need to talk to... 403 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:20,986 Oy! Do you mind! Stop invading... 404 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,976 It's him! 405 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,199 What the hell are you doing here? 406 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,409 You just can't leave us alone, can you! 407 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,661 Oh, my God, he's so obsessed with us. 408 00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:32,122 I'm not obsessed with you. 409 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,695 It's this stupid place! 410 00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,420 Don't you see, Butters? 411 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,838 Teaching people to think of their brand 412 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:42,090 just makes more people like them. 413 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,550 This whole thing is wrong. 414 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,261 They're telling you guys to reduce yourselves into products 415 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,389 instead of people to be truly understood and loved. 416 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:52,017 Don't you guys want people to like you for you 417 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:55,395 instead of who they want you to be? 418 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:59,233 Look, we all have our faults. God knows I do. 419 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,568 But if we just try to present and control an image of us 420 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,363 for people to see, then, we're just performers 421 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,990 instead of human beings. 422 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,283 He's right. 423 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,451 Trying to make ourselves into a brand 424 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,036 just turned us into products. 425 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,039 We don't need to be a brand, do we? 426 00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,499 If it's truly what we want, 427 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,417 then we really can get away from it all. 428 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,419 No more magazines and Netflix shows. 429 00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,577 We really can live a normal life. 430 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,050 Yes, I'm sure you agree, darling. 431 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,469 We can be the people we talked about being, 432 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,346 with no more worries about how we look 433 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,265 or the image we project to people. 434 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:34,047 What matters is what we have on the inside. 435 00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,470 Hello? 436 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,820 Come on, Butters. Time to go home. 437 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,405 Yeah. 438 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,867 - Yeah. - Yeah. 439 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,451 Now, hey. 440 00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,192 Don't make a decision you might all regret. 441 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,781 Yeah, come on, honey. We don't need this place. 442 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,161 Honey? 443 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,273 The queen is dead. 444 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,847 What a sad day for Canada... and therefore, the world. 445 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,904 Ike, I need to use the... 446 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,405 Oh no, not again. 447 00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:31,325 She's still dead. 448 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,951 Ike, I have to get on the computer. 449 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,608 The Queen's been dead a long time. 450 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,498 Ike, I have to get on with my friends! 451 00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,447 If I don't, they're gonna think I'm... 452 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,714 It's okay. 453 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,633 Things get to you. 454 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,498 It's who you are. 455 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,104 Oh. Hey, guys. 456 00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,898 Hey, dude. Uh... 457 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,900 We thought maybe you could do with a little outside time. 458 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,401 Really? 459 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,945 We just thought it'd be good to get you out of the house. 460 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,280 You seem to bee going through a lot lately. 461 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:13,033 Yeah. Yeah, I have. 462 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,399 Thanks, guys. I'd love to play. 463 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,671 Oy! Oy! 464 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,172 Could, uh... 465 00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,465 Could I play? 466 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,883 Sure. You can play. 467 00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,498 Great!