1 00:00:08,810 --> 00:00:12,017 * I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time * 2 00:00:12,047 --> 00:00:13,785 * Friendly faces everywhere * 3 00:00:13,815 --> 00:00:15,654 * Humble folks without temptation * 4 00:00:15,684 --> 00:00:18,623 * Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind * 5 00:00:18,653 --> 00:00:20,292 * Ample parking day or night * 6 00:00:20,322 --> 00:00:22,093 * People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" * 7 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:25,297 * Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind * 8 00:00:25,327 --> 00:00:28,700 * Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! * 9 00:00:28,730 --> 00:00:32,294 * Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine * 10 00:00:40,933 --> 00:00:43,873 You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! 11 00:00:43,903 --> 00:00:45,808 - What is it? - What happened, Bebe? 12 00:00:45,838 --> 00:00:48,174 Clyde just sent me another text. 13 00:00:49,474 --> 00:00:50,850 Oh, what's this one say? 14 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,115 I texted him if he thought about me all the time, 15 00:00:53,145 --> 00:00:54,617 and he texted back, 16 00:00:54,647 --> 00:00:56,318 "It certainly seems like all the time." 17 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,811 It's hard to get someone like you out of my mind. 18 00:00:58,841 --> 00:01:00,247 Aw! 19 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:02,958 Doesn't he just send the best texts ever? 20 00:01:02,988 --> 00:01:04,627 - Yeah, he does! - Sure does. 21 00:01:04,657 --> 00:01:06,462 Yesterday, I texted him, "How do you know 22 00:01:06,492 --> 00:01:08,464 you're in love with me?" And he said, 23 00:01:08,494 --> 00:01:10,633 "I know I'm in love with you because spending time with you 24 00:01:10,663 --> 00:01:12,001 makes me feel like I'm home 25 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:13,803 and I can't imagine life without you." 26 00:01:13,833 --> 00:01:15,671 - Aw! - That's so sweet! 27 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:16,972 Clyde wrote that? 28 00:01:17,002 --> 00:01:18,440 OMG, Clyde. 29 00:01:18,470 --> 00:01:20,476 Do you really care about me that much? 30 00:01:20,506 --> 00:01:22,827 Does Stan ever talk to you like that, Wendy? 31 00:01:22,857 --> 00:01:24,530 No. Every time I send 32 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:27,434 Stan a text, he just responds with a thumbs up emoji. 33 00:01:27,464 --> 00:01:29,971 Yeah, well, Clyde is just really into me. 34 00:01:30,001 --> 00:01:31,340 Oh, he's texting back! 35 00:01:31,370 --> 00:01:33,643 "Yes, I do care about you that much. 36 00:01:33,673 --> 00:01:36,388 You mean a lot to me and I care deeply about you." 37 00:01:36,418 --> 00:01:37,655 Aw! 38 00:01:37,685 --> 00:01:39,595 He sure is in love with you, Bebe! 39 00:01:39,625 --> 00:01:41,827 He's a goddamn dream boat! 40 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:50,796 _ 41 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:54,624 _ 42 00:01:56,164 --> 00:01:59,148 Hey, Stan, is there a time we could talk today? 43 00:01:59,178 --> 00:02:01,710 I'm feeling a little insecure about some things. 44 00:02:18,663 --> 00:02:20,302 Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you? 45 00:02:20,332 --> 00:02:22,516 - Sure, bro. - Well, um, 46 00:02:22,546 --> 00:02:24,252 Wendy just came up to me and was acting all hurt 47 00:02:24,282 --> 00:02:26,006 'cause she thinks I don't care about her. 48 00:02:27,286 --> 00:02:28,344 Uh-huh. 49 00:02:28,374 --> 00:02:30,713 And she said that she wishes I would reply to her texts 50 00:02:30,743 --> 00:02:32,381 the way that Clyde responds to Bebe's. 51 00:02:32,411 --> 00:02:34,459 So, like... how do you do it? 52 00:02:34,912 --> 00:02:37,021 ChatGPT, dude. 53 00:02:37,271 --> 00:02:40,222 - ChatGPT? - Yeah, dude, 54 00:02:40,252 --> 00:02:42,191 there's a bunch of apps and programs you can subscribe 55 00:02:42,221 --> 00:02:44,648 to that use OpenAI to do all your writing for you. 56 00:02:44,678 --> 00:02:47,118 People use em to write poems, write job applications, 57 00:02:47,148 --> 00:02:48,420 but what they're really good for 58 00:02:48,450 --> 00:02:49,968 is dealing with chicks. 59 00:02:49,998 --> 00:02:51,233 Here. Check it out. 60 00:02:51,263 --> 00:02:53,402 There's tons of ChatGPT apps for you phone. 61 00:02:53,432 --> 00:02:55,170 So, then I can take whatever latest dumb thing 62 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,905 Bebe texted me, I copy it, 63 00:02:56,935 --> 00:02:58,695 then I open the GPT app, 64 00:02:58,725 --> 00:03:01,666 Click "respond to," paste her text here, hit "write." 65 00:03:01,696 --> 00:03:03,397 It just thinks for a second. 66 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:04,913 "You would look great with any length of hair! 67 00:03:04,943 --> 00:03:06,348 Trying a new look could be fun." 68 00:03:06,378 --> 00:03:08,615 Copy that into messages and send it off. 69 00:03:09,140 --> 00:03:11,387 It's super easy and convenient and it saves me a ton of time 70 00:03:11,417 --> 00:03:13,152 because she texts me so goddamn much. 71 00:03:13,551 --> 00:03:15,357 Jesus Christ! 72 00:03:15,387 --> 00:03:17,526 "I probably won't do it, but thanks for being supportive." 73 00:03:17,556 --> 00:03:19,762 Cut. Paste. Write. Cut. Messages. Paste. 74 00:03:19,792 --> 00:03:21,031 Send. There. 75 00:03:21,061 --> 00:03:24,162 _ 76 00:03:24,967 --> 00:03:26,968 All done with her stupid shit. 77 00:03:27,132 --> 00:03:28,470 This is a real app? 78 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,404 It'll completely change your life, bro. 79 00:03:30,736 --> 00:03:33,108 Just, uh... Just don't tell anybody, huh? 80 00:03:33,138 --> 00:03:35,341 If Bebe found out, I'd be a dead man. 81 00:03:46,287 --> 00:03:50,099 _ 82 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:56,799 * Wet ink on the paper makes me nervous * 83 00:03:56,829 --> 00:04:00,235 * I nearly lose my vision * 84 00:04:00,265 --> 00:04:05,437 * Then my breath and my pulse and my mind * 85 00:04:05,467 --> 00:04:07,481 * Quicken * 86 00:04:07,511 --> 00:04:09,144 * Head below my knees * 87 00:04:09,174 --> 00:04:10,898 * I come alive * 88 00:04:10,928 --> 00:04:15,517 _ 89 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:18,620 * Keeps me awake thinking back * 90 00:04:18,650 --> 00:04:23,659 * Oh, my first sight of you was my first heart attack * 91 00:04:23,689 --> 00:04:27,796 * Every letter makes me lose my reason * 92 00:04:27,826 --> 00:04:32,328 * Every word is like your kindest touch * 93 00:04:32,358 --> 00:04:33,669 * And if I told you * 94 00:04:33,699 --> 00:04:35,671 * How much I need you * 95 00:04:35,701 --> 00:04:40,476 * Would you give me yourself or turn and run? * 96 00:04:40,506 --> 00:04:44,780 _ 97 00:04:44,810 --> 00:04:48,851 * I read to myself until I go blind * 98 00:04:48,881 --> 00:04:52,788 * Your words fall around me all through the night * 99 00:04:52,818 --> 00:04:56,325 * I can't resist and I don't want to fight * 100 00:04:56,355 --> 00:04:58,026 * Will you be held * 101 00:04:58,056 --> 00:04:59,728 * Will you be touched * 102 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,730 * By my hand through this paper? * 103 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,899 * This is all too much * 104 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:06,034 * Will we be ravaged * 105 00:05:06,064 --> 00:05:07,970 * Will we be true * 106 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,974 * To somebody perfect, somebody like you * 107 00:05:12,004 --> 00:05:14,076 * I'm tired of yearning * 108 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:16,078 * I'm tired of learning * 109 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:17,980 * I need to drink you * 110 00:05:18,010 --> 00:05:20,631 * My heart has been burning * 111 00:05:22,581 --> 00:05:24,019 Hello? 112 00:05:24,049 --> 00:05:26,218 Hey, Stan, I didn't get it yet. 113 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:27,656 Didn't get what? 114 00:05:27,686 --> 00:05:28,986 You asked me if I wanted 115 00:05:29,016 --> 00:05:31,360 a bedtime story about frogs or a song about swans. 116 00:05:31,390 --> 00:05:32,996 I said a bedtime story! 117 00:05:33,026 --> 00:05:34,680 Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it. 118 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:35,731 I'll send it to you right now. 119 00:05:35,761 --> 00:05:37,095 Okay, bye! 120 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:58,166 Okay, children let's take our seats. 121 00:05:58,417 --> 00:06:00,088 I've graded your midterm essays, 122 00:06:00,118 --> 00:06:03,091 and I have to say, for the most part, they were terrible. 123 00:06:03,121 --> 00:06:06,439 However, there were some essays that I'm very happy with. 124 00:06:06,469 --> 00:06:08,363 There was a really great essay from Clyde 125 00:06:08,393 --> 00:06:10,432 on the "1840s Labor Unions 126 00:06:10,462 --> 00:06:12,970 and Their Effect on the Industrial Revolution." 127 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,594 Let's hear it for Clyde, kids! 128 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:15,771 Great work, Clyde. 129 00:06:15,801 --> 00:06:17,804 Thank you. Thank you. 130 00:06:18,452 --> 00:06:20,814 - Uh-huh. - What? 131 00:06:20,844 --> 00:06:23,551 Someone who never writes good essays, Butters, 132 00:06:23,581 --> 00:06:26,722 wrote an amazing piece on "Post-Cold War Poland 133 00:06:26,752 --> 00:06:29,225 and the Changing Provision of Security." 134 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:30,759 Check plus, Butters! 135 00:06:30,789 --> 00:06:33,017 Oh, uh... thanks. 136 00:06:34,365 --> 00:06:35,757 We also have another student 137 00:06:35,787 --> 00:06:37,893 who wrote a shockingly good paper. 138 00:06:37,923 --> 00:06:40,829 This one's called "A Feminist Neoliberal Perspective" 139 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:44,600 of Post-War Afghanistan" by Eric Cartman! 140 00:06:44,630 --> 00:06:46,577 Ah, yes, thank you, thank you. 141 00:06:49,263 --> 00:06:52,782 And this week, we have a new student to the check plus club. 142 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:55,677 For an amazing essay called "Writing a Policy 143 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:58,447 About Improving the Rights of Migrant Workers." 144 00:06:58,477 --> 00:07:00,178 Let's hear it for Stan! 145 00:07:08,982 --> 00:07:10,970 All right, what the hell is going on?! 146 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,462 You tell me what's going on! 147 00:07:12,492 --> 00:07:16,030 Clearly, somebody told Stan about ChatGPT! 148 00:07:16,661 --> 00:07:18,467 You guys are using it to write essays, too! 149 00:07:18,497 --> 00:07:19,968 Yes, we are all using it, 150 00:07:19,998 --> 00:07:21,937 and we had a pact that we wouldn't tell anyone else 151 00:07:21,967 --> 00:07:23,372 because then everyone will start using it 152 00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:24,806 and Mr. Garrison will figure it out! 153 00:07:24,836 --> 00:07:26,675 So who fucking blabbed to Stan? 154 00:07:26,705 --> 00:07:28,977 I just told Stan about it as a tool to text his girlfriend. 155 00:07:29,007 --> 00:07:30,646 God damn it, Clyde! 156 00:07:30,676 --> 00:07:34,049 You don't use an amazing AI cheating tool to talk to girls! 157 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,951 You're gonna ruin everything! 158 00:07:35,981 --> 00:07:37,819 This can't be open source, you guys! 159 00:07:37,849 --> 00:07:39,621 If everyone starts using ChatGPT, 160 00:07:39,651 --> 00:07:41,587 then we lose our unfair advantage. 161 00:08:07,528 --> 00:08:09,797 Oh, God-fucking-damn it. 162 00:08:25,764 --> 00:08:27,836 If they find out that we don't have to work anymore, 163 00:08:27,866 --> 00:08:30,505 then they aren't gonna want to work and then we're all screwed! 164 00:08:30,535 --> 00:08:32,407 Who's the one who first found ChatGPT 165 00:08:32,437 --> 00:08:33,806 and thought to use it for essays? 166 00:08:33,836 --> 00:08:35,109 - Butters. - Right. 167 00:08:35,139 --> 00:08:36,511 But then Butters told me about it, 168 00:08:36,541 --> 00:08:38,180 and I told him not to tell anyone else! 169 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:40,450 Right, but then you went and blabbed about it to Clyde. 170 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,353 That's right. I was a little excited. 171 00:08:42,383 --> 00:08:44,557 You guys, I'm not going to tell anyone else! 172 00:08:44,587 --> 00:08:46,993 You really think I want Wendy finding out about this thing? 173 00:08:47,023 --> 00:08:49,297 Fine. So we're all in it together. 174 00:08:49,327 --> 00:08:52,067 But you guys need to be careful what you use it for. 175 00:08:52,097 --> 00:08:53,803 Because once you bring girls into things, 176 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,039 they're gonna ruin it. 177 00:08:55,069 --> 00:08:56,737 Just like slavery. 178 00:09:01,943 --> 00:09:03,546 Ugh. 179 00:09:04,235 --> 00:09:06,703 Ugh, God, I can't take it, Rick! 180 00:09:06,733 --> 00:09:07,845 What's the matter? 181 00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:10,939 Oh, it's just grading these stupid papers all the time! 182 00:09:10,969 --> 00:09:13,672 I have to read em' all and comment on each one of them. 183 00:09:13,702 --> 00:09:16,151 Jesus Christ. Something's changed, 184 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,887 and now a few of the kids are writing these really long, 185 00:09:18,917 --> 00:09:21,757 detailed essays. I don't know what's going on. 186 00:09:21,787 --> 00:09:23,759 I guess I've taught them really well, 187 00:09:23,789 --> 00:09:25,374 maybe a bit too well. 188 00:09:25,589 --> 00:09:27,262 Uh, yeah... 189 00:09:27,292 --> 00:09:29,897 Have you ever heard of ChatGPT? 190 00:09:30,161 --> 00:09:32,689 ChatGPWhoza what? The fuck is that? 191 00:09:32,719 --> 00:09:35,303 There's a few apps now, really. But see? 192 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:37,139 It has AI and takes any subject matter 193 00:09:37,169 --> 00:09:38,473 and can instantly give you 194 00:09:38,503 --> 00:09:40,686 whatever kind of content you want. 195 00:09:41,387 --> 00:09:42,859 Wait a minute... 196 00:09:42,889 --> 00:09:45,563 There's an app that anyone can use 197 00:09:45,593 --> 00:09:48,129 that does all the thinking and writing for you? 198 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,685 Yeah. 199 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:51,687 Well, this is gonna be amazing! 200 00:09:51,717 --> 00:09:53,355 I can use it to grade all my papers, 201 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:55,243 and no one will ever know! 202 00:09:55,273 --> 00:09:56,925 Uh, yeah, sure. 203 00:09:56,955 --> 00:09:58,827 I'll just type the title of the essay in, 204 00:09:58,857 --> 00:10:00,328 and it'll generate a comment, 205 00:10:00,358 --> 00:10:02,330 and I don't even have to read the stupid things! 206 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,132 Yeah, and then you'll have more free time. 207 00:10:04,162 --> 00:10:06,962 Oh, this is great. Thanks so much! 208 00:10:06,992 --> 00:10:09,699 Just got to make sure nobody finds out I'm being sneaky 209 00:10:09,729 --> 00:10:11,264 Oh, and... And, hey, Rick? 210 00:10:11,608 --> 00:10:12,808 Yeah? 211 00:10:12,838 --> 00:10:15,343 Thanks for all the replies to my texts today. 212 00:10:15,373 --> 00:10:16,808 They were really supportive. 213 00:10:17,146 --> 00:10:20,267 Oh. Yeah. Sure thing. 214 00:10:31,367 --> 00:10:33,440 This place is good, right? 215 00:10:33,470 --> 00:10:34,920 Yeah, it's really good. 216 00:10:34,950 --> 00:10:36,489 Well, I know it's not much, 217 00:10:36,519 --> 00:10:38,224 but I just wanted to take you out somewhere 218 00:10:38,254 --> 00:10:40,551 - to say thanks, Stan. - For what? 219 00:10:40,581 --> 00:10:42,661 For stepping up and working on communication 220 00:10:42,691 --> 00:10:43,996 when I asked you to. 221 00:10:44,026 --> 00:10:45,768 Oh, that's cool. 222 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:48,372 The things we've talked about, Stan, 223 00:10:48,402 --> 00:10:50,442 it's really helping me. 224 00:10:50,472 --> 00:10:54,314 I don't feel so alone and misunderstood. 225 00:10:54,344 --> 00:10:56,750 I've been so scared for so long to tell anyone 226 00:10:56,780 --> 00:10:59,275 what happened to me when I was six. 227 00:11:00,199 --> 00:11:02,146 - Yeah. - And... 228 00:11:02,176 --> 00:11:05,317 everything you had to say about it was just right. 229 00:11:05,347 --> 00:11:08,417 It really changed the way I think about the whole thing. 230 00:11:09,244 --> 00:11:10,803 Yeah. 231 00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:14,508 And when you said the same thing happened to you, I... 232 00:11:14,538 --> 00:11:15,877 I couldn't believe it. 233 00:11:15,907 --> 00:11:18,283 Were you at home when it happened? 234 00:11:18,993 --> 00:11:20,942 - Yep. - But you're right. 235 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,678 We can't dwell on those things. 236 00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:24,514 You're right about a lot of stuff. 237 00:11:24,544 --> 00:11:27,452 There was just that one thing I don't understand. 238 00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:29,955 About the boating accident in Switzerland? 239 00:11:29,985 --> 00:11:32,359 The boating accident in Switzerland... 240 00:11:32,389 --> 00:11:34,291 was tough. 241 00:11:34,745 --> 00:11:36,351 I thought you said it was great. 242 00:11:36,381 --> 00:11:39,722 It was great. And very tough. 243 00:11:39,752 --> 00:11:42,502 But how did it cause the thing with your cousin? 244 00:11:43,555 --> 00:11:45,309 Oh, shit. What time is it? 245 00:11:45,339 --> 00:11:46,778 It's a little after 4:00. 246 00:11:46,808 --> 00:11:48,214 Oh, shit. My mom told me to be home 247 00:11:48,244 --> 00:11:49,449 right at a little after 4:00. 248 00:11:49,479 --> 00:11:51,286 Sorry, Wendy. I-I gotta get going. 249 00:11:51,316 --> 00:11:53,926 No, no, no, that's totally okay. I gotta get going, too. 250 00:11:53,956 --> 00:11:55,124 Okay, cool. 251 00:11:55,988 --> 00:11:58,916 Thank you so much, Stan. 252 00:12:00,410 --> 00:12:03,613 Thank you for being the only real thing in my life. 253 00:12:10,405 --> 00:12:11,973 Shit. 254 00:12:13,592 --> 00:12:16,322 "Oh, Bebe, your name is like a song. 255 00:12:16,352 --> 00:12:19,028 A melody stuck in my head so long. 256 00:12:19,058 --> 00:12:21,932 I can't help but smile when I hear it said... 257 00:12:21,962 --> 00:12:24,398 Bebe, the name always in my head." 258 00:12:24,516 --> 00:12:26,856 Oh, God, so obvious. 259 00:12:26,886 --> 00:12:29,793 "I dream of spending my days with you, Bebe. 260 00:12:29,823 --> 00:12:32,730 In South Park or anywhere that maybay. 261 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,950 Talking, laughing, just being together." 262 00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:37,346 "In a dream I hope will last forever." 263 00:12:37,982 --> 00:12:39,788 Excuse me, Mr. Garrison? 264 00:12:39,818 --> 00:12:41,290 * Beruhre meinen korper * 265 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,723 Mr. Garrison?! 266 00:12:42,753 --> 00:12:44,003 Oh, yeah. What? 267 00:12:44,033 --> 00:12:46,669 I'm sorry, but I need to address your class really quick. 268 00:12:46,926 --> 00:12:49,841 Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Go ahead. 269 00:12:49,871 --> 00:12:53,641 M'kay, kids, I need to discuss a very serious matter. 270 00:12:53,726 --> 00:12:56,934 There is a rumor going around that someone at this school 271 00:12:56,964 --> 00:13:01,602 is using open AI technology to do their work. 272 00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:11,057 Well, that's crazy! Who would do that? 273 00:13:11,087 --> 00:13:13,694 Now, I know that everyone at this school is honest, 274 00:13:13,724 --> 00:13:15,731 hard-working, m'kay, wouldn't... 275 00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:18,535 Wouldn't even want to use this "ChatGBD." 276 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,650 ChatGPT! 277 00:13:20,916 --> 00:13:23,055 Oh, m'kay, but the school board 278 00:13:23,085 --> 00:13:24,990 has decided to call in a company 279 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:27,326 that can detect AI in schoolwork 280 00:13:27,356 --> 00:13:29,494 and make sure nobody here is cheating. 281 00:13:29,797 --> 00:13:31,703 They... They are gonna what? 282 00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:34,607 So we're just gonna collect all the school work that we can... 283 00:13:34,637 --> 00:13:35,909 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 284 00:13:35,939 --> 00:13:37,269 And we are gonna have them analyzed 285 00:13:37,299 --> 00:13:39,104 for any AI contributions, m'kay? 286 00:13:39,134 --> 00:13:41,006 Well, those are... Those aren't, uh, quite ready. 287 00:13:41,036 --> 00:13:42,408 Don't worry. We'll get these all back to you 288 00:13:42,438 --> 00:13:43,911 after the testers look through them. 289 00:13:43,941 --> 00:13:45,480 M'kay, kids, sorry for the intrusion. 290 00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:47,345 Get back to your day. M'kay. 291 00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:50,849 God fucking dammit! 292 00:13:50,879 --> 00:13:52,284 I told you guys this was gonna happen! 293 00:13:52,314 --> 00:13:53,519 What are we gonna do?! 294 00:13:53,549 --> 00:13:55,120 There's nothing we can do. It's over! 295 00:13:55,150 --> 00:13:56,278 We've lost our unfair advantage. 296 00:13:56,308 --> 00:13:57,813 That's not what's important. 297 00:13:57,843 --> 00:13:59,516 If they find out I've been using open AI for class, 298 00:13:59,546 --> 00:14:01,219 Wendy's gonna know I've been using it with her, 299 00:14:01,249 --> 00:14:02,457 and it's gonna crush her! 300 00:14:02,487 --> 00:14:04,700 Dude, same. Bebe's gonna fucking kill me. 301 00:14:04,730 --> 00:14:06,370 And who's fault is that, you guys? 302 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,206 I told you that once you bring women into things, 303 00:14:08,236 --> 00:14:10,088 they ruin it just like they did slavery. 304 00:14:10,519 --> 00:14:11,937 Okay, Eric, could you explain 305 00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:13,543 exactly how women ruined slavery? 306 00:14:13,573 --> 00:14:16,047 No, I can't, because I can't use fuckin' ChatGPT anymore 307 00:14:16,077 --> 00:14:17,199 'cause we got fuckin' busted! 308 00:14:17,229 --> 00:14:18,512 Look, maybe... 309 00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:20,915 Maybe this AI-detection technology won't work. 310 00:14:20,945 --> 00:14:22,651 It doesn't matter if it doesn't work. 311 00:14:22,681 --> 00:14:24,254 Cat is out of the bag now! 312 00:14:24,284 --> 00:14:25,556 This was supposed to be our thing 313 00:14:25,586 --> 00:14:27,888 for us to get ahead, but now... 314 00:14:30,276 --> 00:14:32,512 God dammit, get the fuck out of here! 315 00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:38,130 M'kay, I'm just a little confused. 316 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:41,400 You think we shouldn't have the kids' schoolwork analyzed 317 00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:43,231 for using AI writing apps? 318 00:14:43,261 --> 00:14:44,800 Look, it's just... 319 00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:46,636 It's really unfair to the kids. 320 00:14:46,666 --> 00:14:49,073 I mean, what are we saying? That we don't trust them? 321 00:14:49,103 --> 00:14:50,876 I mean, geez! 322 00:14:50,906 --> 00:14:54,147 But don't you think if kids aren't writing their own papers, 323 00:14:54,177 --> 00:14:55,278 we should know? 324 00:14:55,308 --> 00:14:57,114 Oh, what are people afraid of? 325 00:14:57,144 --> 00:14:59,504 That AI is gonna replace real writers? 326 00:14:59,534 --> 00:15:00,986 That Hollywood is gonna become 327 00:15:01,016 --> 00:15:03,114 just a bland recycling of old ideas? 328 00:15:03,144 --> 00:15:05,618 It already is! AI might help it! 329 00:15:05,648 --> 00:15:08,012 Well, I don't know what you want me to do. 330 00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:09,387 Yes? 331 00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:10,957 Mr. Mackey, the technician 332 00:15:10,987 --> 00:15:12,459 from the school advisory board 333 00:15:12,489 --> 00:15:14,558 just pulled into the parking lot. 334 00:15:27,615 --> 00:15:31,719 Someone here using AI technology to do their classwork?! 335 00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:35,673 If there is ChatGPT being used here, 336 00:15:35,703 --> 00:15:37,343 I will find it. 337 00:15:37,373 --> 00:15:39,320 Shadowbane! Fly! 338 00:15:49,811 --> 00:15:50,999 Uh, hello. 339 00:15:51,029 --> 00:15:53,156 I'm the counselor here at South Park Elementary. 340 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,880 This is one of our teachers, Mr. Garrison. 341 00:15:56,327 --> 00:15:58,066 I... 342 00:15:58,096 --> 00:16:00,269 have been hired by the Park Country School Board 343 00:16:00,299 --> 00:16:02,381 to determine if any students 344 00:16:02,411 --> 00:16:05,935 are using generative AI technology to do their work. 345 00:16:06,891 --> 00:16:09,398 Uh, yes, we're excited to work with you. 346 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:11,063 We have a lot of great students here. 347 00:16:12,927 --> 00:16:15,497 It only takes one student. 348 00:16:17,588 --> 00:16:19,557 And then it spreads like a cancer. 349 00:16:21,237 --> 00:16:22,671 Come, Shadowbane! 350 00:16:23,031 --> 00:16:26,335 Let us find this ChatGPT-using cheater! 351 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,905 I'm gonna get fired. That's it. 352 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:42,595 Mr. Garrison, can I talk to you? 353 00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,097 Oh, is it important, Stan? 354 00:16:44,127 --> 00:16:46,290 'Cause I'm kinda dealing with some stuff right now. 355 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,222 Yes, it is important. 356 00:16:48,522 --> 00:16:51,571 You know, when you've done something wrong, 357 00:16:51,601 --> 00:16:52,972 sometimes the best thing to do 358 00:16:53,002 --> 00:16:54,803 is just come out and admit it. 359 00:16:55,244 --> 00:16:57,390 Okay. 360 00:16:57,420 --> 00:17:00,759 Okay, you're right. How did you find out? 361 00:17:00,789 --> 00:17:02,662 Clyde told me about it. 362 00:17:02,692 --> 00:17:05,699 I came to you because if they find something out about me, 363 00:17:05,729 --> 00:17:07,040 and you punish me, 364 00:17:07,070 --> 00:17:09,144 it's gonna really hurt Wendy. 365 00:17:09,174 --> 00:17:11,614 I don't wanna punish anyone, Stan. 366 00:17:11,644 --> 00:17:14,117 - I completely understand. - You do? 367 00:17:14,147 --> 00:17:16,487 Sure, I think most the world does. 368 00:17:16,517 --> 00:17:19,057 I mean, why does it matter who uses AI apps? 369 00:17:19,087 --> 00:17:21,895 It's just like having a good writer's assistant. 370 00:17:21,925 --> 00:17:23,664 Yeah, like a good writer's assistant. 371 00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:25,905 Yeah! I mean, you're still the one 372 00:17:25,935 --> 00:17:28,259 taking the time to, like, push the buttons and stuff. 373 00:17:28,289 --> 00:17:29,862 Yeah! So you really don't think 374 00:17:29,892 --> 00:17:31,231 Wendy would be upset that I used ChatGPT 375 00:17:31,261 --> 00:17:33,229 to respond to her texts? 376 00:17:33,342 --> 00:17:35,148 Hold on. People can use it 377 00:17:35,178 --> 00:17:36,946 to respond to other people's texts?! 378 00:17:44,051 --> 00:17:47,358 Rick! That lying piece of shit! 379 00:17:47,388 --> 00:17:48,995 But we were just saying it was understandable... 380 00:17:49,025 --> 00:17:50,898 No! This is totally different! 381 00:17:50,928 --> 00:17:53,998 Whoever uses it for messages is a fuckin' monster! 382 00:17:56,335 --> 00:17:58,742 M'kay, everyone, please just stay calm. 383 00:17:58,772 --> 00:17:59,765 They got him! 384 00:17:59,795 --> 00:18:02,169 They found the kid that's been using AI apps. 385 00:18:04,509 --> 00:18:06,515 Get back! Get back, all of you. 386 00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:09,070 I have the student isolated inside. 387 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:11,774 W-What exactly have you found? 388 00:18:11,804 --> 00:18:13,890 We went through thousands of papers. 389 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,460 But then Shadowbane detected Chatbot writing 390 00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:18,225 in this student's phone. 391 00:18:19,729 --> 00:18:22,052 There, you see? She's going crazy. 392 00:18:22,733 --> 00:18:24,134 Oh, no. 393 00:18:27,668 --> 00:18:29,770 What is going on? 394 00:18:30,098 --> 00:18:31,637 Oh, God. No, no, no, no. 395 00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:33,976 The GPT stuff on her phone didn't come from her. 396 00:18:34,006 --> 00:18:36,015 Keep all the children back, Mackey. 397 00:18:36,045 --> 00:18:37,711 We can't let it spread! 398 00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:40,877 I will go inside and get her confession. 399 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,586 You have been cheating on your schoolwork. 400 00:19:01,616 --> 00:19:03,356 - No, I haven't. - Say it! 401 00:19:03,386 --> 00:19:05,792 You have used ChatGPT to write your essays for you. 402 00:19:05,822 --> 00:19:08,129 Now humble yourself before the school! 403 00:19:08,159 --> 00:19:09,781 I write my own essays. 404 00:19:09,811 --> 00:19:11,320 I don't know what to do. 405 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,919 I'm not creative enough to think of a way out of this. 406 00:19:14,056 --> 00:19:16,091 Wait. That's it. 407 00:19:42,533 --> 00:19:43,961 Once upon a time, 408 00:19:43,991 --> 00:19:47,094 there was a boy named Stan who lived in South Park. 409 00:19:47,411 --> 00:19:49,684 Stan loved his girlfriend very much, 410 00:19:49,714 --> 00:19:52,755 but lately he hadn't been truthful with her. 411 00:19:52,785 --> 00:19:54,758 One day, when Stan got to school, 412 00:19:54,788 --> 00:19:56,928 he was approached by his best friend. 413 00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:58,964 Dude, did you hear what happened to your girlfriend? 414 00:19:58,994 --> 00:20:00,300 No, what about her? 415 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,202 Dude, she got caught cheating on her essay. 416 00:20:02,232 --> 00:20:05,640 Just then, Stan noticed a commotion down the hallway. 417 00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:08,210 This student is going to jail for cheating. 418 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,513 Drugs are bad, m'kay? 419 00:20:10,824 --> 00:20:13,327 Hold it right there! 420 00:20:13,428 --> 00:20:16,235 Look, everyone, we can't blame people who are using ChatGPT. 421 00:20:16,265 --> 00:20:17,804 It's not their fault. 422 00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:19,436 Well, whose fault is it? 423 00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:20,758 I'll tell you who. 424 00:20:20,788 --> 00:20:23,062 It's the giant tech companies who took open AI, 425 00:20:23,092 --> 00:20:25,265 packaged it, monetized it, and pushed it out to all of us 426 00:20:25,295 --> 00:20:27,268 as fast as they could in order to get ahead. 427 00:20:27,298 --> 00:20:29,438 Open AI is so powerful that it has to be something 428 00:20:29,468 --> 00:20:31,641 that everyone can use, control, and contribute to. 429 00:20:31,671 --> 00:20:33,693 Or else AI will be controlled by corporations 430 00:20:33,723 --> 00:20:35,797 who just want an unfair advantage like Cartman does. 431 00:20:35,827 --> 00:20:38,067 Hey! Screw you, you dumb Jew! 432 00:20:38,097 --> 00:20:39,603 We don't want big corporations 433 00:20:39,633 --> 00:20:41,473 deciding what's ethical and acceptable for AI. 434 00:20:41,503 --> 00:20:42,820 We were all taken advantage of, 435 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,670 and that's why my girlfriend would totally understand 436 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,531 that I used ChatGPT to respond to her texts. 437 00:20:46,561 --> 00:20:48,201 That's right! 438 00:20:48,231 --> 00:20:50,412 Well, I guess we can let you go now, ma'am. 439 00:20:50,924 --> 00:20:53,713 I will find these tech companies who are trying to use open AI 440 00:20:53,743 --> 00:20:55,812 for their own gains, and I will stop them! 441 00:20:55,842 --> 00:20:59,212 M'kay, kids, I think we can all go home, m'kay? 442 00:20:59,283 --> 00:21:00,765 Everyone was happy, 443 00:21:00,795 --> 00:21:03,932 and Stan's girlfriend completely forgave him. 444 00:21:04,028 --> 00:21:05,791 Thanks for saving me, Stan. 445 00:21:05,821 --> 00:21:07,513 You're welcome, sweetheart. 446 00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,422 Class dismissed! 447 00:21:09,452 --> 00:21:11,060 Yay! 448 00:21:18,305 --> 00:21:20,148 Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with. 449 00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:21,523 Yeah, but... 450 00:21:21,553 --> 00:21:24,125 I'm still really not sure what just happened. 451 00:21:24,155 --> 00:21:25,661 Well, now at least we know that sometimes 452 00:21:25,691 --> 00:21:27,130 a good ol' thumbs up from a human 453 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,937 is better than a machine-generated lie. 454 00:21:28,967 --> 00:21:31,107 Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Stan. 455 00:21:31,137 --> 00:21:32,638 I love you. 456 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,863 Dude, how did you pull all that off? 457 00:21:35,901 --> 00:21:37,869 ChatGPT, dude.