1 00:00:00,008 --> 00:00:05,008 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:11,968 * I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time * 3 00:00:11,969 --> 00:00:15,562 * Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation * 4 00:00:15,563 --> 00:00:18,742 * Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind * 5 00:00:18,743 --> 00:00:20,468 * Ample parking day or night * 6 00:00:20,469 --> 00:00:22,012 * People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" * 7 00:00:22,013 --> 00:00:25,430 * Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind * 8 00:00:28,572 --> 00:00:32,250 * Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine * 9 00:00:37,914 --> 00:00:39,040 Fellas! 10 00:00:39,041 --> 00:00:40,961 Hey, fellas, you're not going to believe it. 11 00:00:40,962 --> 00:00:42,583 Butters, what the hell are you wearing? 12 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,484 I got a job over at the ice cream shop. 13 00:00:44,485 --> 00:00:45,538 And guess what? 14 00:00:45,539 --> 00:00:47,828 I got my very first paycheck. 15 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:49,361 That's not fair. 16 00:00:49,362 --> 00:00:50,363 I want a paycheck. 17 00:00:50,364 --> 00:00:51,740 My dad told me if I got a job, 18 00:00:51,741 --> 00:00:54,257 we could put my paychecks in my very own bank account. 19 00:00:54,258 --> 00:00:55,812 I want a bank account. 20 00:00:55,813 --> 00:00:57,473 I didn't know kids could get jobs. 21 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,898 Yeah. Well, I guess these days, it's real hard for businesses 22 00:00:59,899 --> 00:01:01,461 to find people to work so they'll 23 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:02,757 take whatever they can get. 24 00:01:02,758 --> 00:01:04,813 I want to take whatever I can get. 25 00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:07,609 It's what they call the Great Resignation labor shortage. 26 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,039 So now if you have your parent's permission, 27 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:10,570 there's some jobs they'll even let kids do. 28 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:11,976 That is messed up. 29 00:01:11,977 --> 00:01:13,061 Why does he get to have a job? 30 00:01:13,062 --> 00:01:14,179 I want a job. 31 00:01:14,180 --> 00:01:16,307 You wouldn't last four hours on a job, fat ass. 32 00:01:16,308 --> 00:01:17,328 Excuse me? 33 00:01:17,329 --> 00:01:18,406 That's easy for you to say. 34 00:01:18,407 --> 00:01:20,496 You don't need a job because you live in a nice house. 35 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,499 I have to live in a shithole like Kenny does. 36 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,281 It's not fair that some people in our country 37 00:01:24,282 --> 00:01:25,695 are given the opportunity for employment 38 00:01:25,696 --> 00:01:27,281 while others aren't. 39 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:31,250 I'm going to tell my mom. 40 00:01:34,201 --> 00:01:35,812 Mom, mom! 41 00:01:35,813 --> 00:01:37,439 I need your permission to get a job. 42 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:40,406 Oh, you're too young to have a job, sweetie. 43 00:01:40,407 --> 00:01:41,812 Butters got a job. 44 00:01:43,056 --> 00:01:45,242 Mom, look at this shithole we live in. 45 00:01:45,243 --> 00:01:46,695 Somebody has to get a job because you 46 00:01:46,696 --> 00:01:48,239 just sit on your ass all day. 47 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:51,243 I had a job, Eric, but you got me fired because you 48 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:52,812 wanted me taking care of you. 49 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:55,125 And that's why we had to sell our house. 50 00:01:55,126 --> 00:01:57,878 Yes, right, because I'm the man of the house. 51 00:01:57,879 --> 00:01:59,131 You're supposed to take care of me 52 00:01:59,132 --> 00:02:00,619 and I'm supposed to go get a job. 53 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:01,843 You really expect us to live like this 54 00:02:01,844 --> 00:02:03,133 the rest of our lives? 55 00:02:03,396 --> 00:02:06,054 This is not a proper place to raise a child! 56 00:02:06,055 --> 00:02:07,973 You have to let me go find a job, Mom. 57 00:02:07,974 --> 00:02:09,765 Eric, the truth is, I don't think you'd 58 00:02:09,766 --> 00:02:11,476 last four hours at a job. 59 00:02:11,477 --> 00:02:13,390 Oh, now you sound like Kyle. 60 00:02:13,391 --> 00:02:14,625 Do you run Hollywood with him? 61 00:02:14,626 --> 00:02:16,003 Are you a Jew too, Mom? 62 00:02:16,004 --> 00:02:17,601 All right, Eric, fine. 63 00:02:17,602 --> 00:02:20,047 You want to go get a job and have a little dose of reality? 64 00:02:20,048 --> 00:02:21,968 Maybe it'll be good for you. 65 00:02:21,969 --> 00:02:23,595 Thanks, Mom. 66 00:02:23,596 --> 00:02:25,078 I love you. 67 00:02:25,631 --> 00:02:28,008 Loo, loo, loo, I'm serving in ice cream. 68 00:02:28,009 --> 00:02:29,945 Loo, loo, loo, you'll eat it too. 69 00:02:29,946 --> 00:02:32,140 Loo, loo, loo, I'm serving ice cream. 70 00:02:32,141 --> 00:02:34,351 Okay, and the pistachio maple cream. 71 00:02:34,352 --> 00:02:36,476 Let me know if you need extra napkins for your table 72 00:02:36,477 --> 00:02:37,812 and have a creamy day. 73 00:02:40,742 --> 00:02:42,077 Oh. Hey, Eric. 74 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:44,109 Hey, Butters. I'm here for my job. 75 00:02:44,184 --> 00:02:45,289 What are you talking about? 76 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:46,953 My mom gave me permission. I can start work now. 77 00:02:46,954 --> 00:02:48,078 What do I do? 78 00:02:48,561 --> 00:02:50,453 Well, but Eric, this is my job. 79 00:02:50,454 --> 00:02:52,045 Yeah, I want your job, sitting 80 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:53,468 around eating ice cream. Sounds fun. 81 00:02:53,469 --> 00:02:54,678 Eric, there's a lot more to it 82 00:02:54,679 --> 00:02:56,264 than that and I already do this job so... 83 00:02:56,265 --> 00:02:57,517 Everything all right, Butters? 84 00:02:57,518 --> 00:02:58,757 Oh. Yes, Mr. Sullivan. 85 00:02:58,758 --> 00:02:59,984 - I was just... - Hello, sir. 86 00:02:59,985 --> 00:03:01,125 I'm a dear friend of Butters. 87 00:03:01,126 --> 00:03:02,419 He told me all about this place and said 88 00:03:02,420 --> 00:03:04,328 I should get permission from my mom to work here. 89 00:03:04,329 --> 00:03:07,375 Well, uh, I do need all the help I can get. 90 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:08,972 Butters, can you vouch for him? 91 00:03:08,973 --> 00:03:11,351 Is he trustworthy and reliable? 92 00:03:11,352 --> 00:03:18,030 Uh, oh, um, okay. 93 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,031 All right. 94 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,492 Well, let's find him a uniform and you 95 00:03:20,493 --> 00:03:21,869 can start training him. 96 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:23,798 Hey, man, I got a job. 97 00:03:23,799 --> 00:03:25,727 _ 98 00:03:25,845 --> 00:03:27,883 _ 99 00:03:28,434 --> 00:03:29,560 All right, Eric. 100 00:03:29,561 --> 00:03:30,923 So there's three types of ice cream. 101 00:03:30,924 --> 00:03:32,813 Waffle cone, sugar cone, and cups. 102 00:03:32,814 --> 00:03:34,483 Uh-huh, and when do we get to have breaks? 103 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:37,462 Well, you get a 10 minute break every two hours 104 00:03:37,463 --> 00:03:39,446 but only after you check all the freezers, which 105 00:03:39,447 --> 00:03:42,158 are right over there, and need to always be set to 0 degrees. 106 00:03:42,159 --> 00:03:43,972 Okay, and how much longer do we have to be here? 107 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:45,446 Eric, please, I don't want to lose this jo... 108 00:03:45,447 --> 00:03:46,532 Oh. Hello, sir. 109 00:03:46,533 --> 00:03:47,962 Hope you're having a creamy day. 110 00:03:47,963 --> 00:03:49,024 What can I get for you? 111 00:03:49,025 --> 00:03:52,141 Can I have a single scoop of coconut almond fudge? 112 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:55,568 Okay. Eric, can you scoop out some coconut almond fudge? 113 00:03:55,787 --> 00:03:56,996 Why? 114 00:03:56,997 --> 00:03:58,541 Because it's your job, Eric. 115 00:03:58,542 --> 00:03:59,615 Whoa, Butters. 116 00:03:59,616 --> 00:04:02,412 Let's not make this a toxic work environment, OK? 117 00:04:03,341 --> 00:04:04,389 One second, sir. 118 00:04:04,390 --> 00:04:05,948 I'll get that scoop. 119 00:04:06,889 --> 00:04:08,683 _ 120 00:04:08,753 --> 00:04:10,464 _ 121 00:04:10,776 --> 00:04:12,669 Yeah, I got a job in an ice cream shop. 122 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:13,831 Yeah, it's dumb as hell but I'm going 123 00:04:13,832 --> 00:04:15,456 to start getting paychecks. 124 00:04:16,018 --> 00:04:18,105 Butter... Butters, what is this about? 125 00:04:18,106 --> 00:04:19,274 Oh, sorry, sir. 126 00:04:19,275 --> 00:04:20,842 - Eric? - Yeah, I know. 127 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:22,534 She's pretty hot but she's got droopy boobs. 128 00:04:22,543 --> 00:04:25,167 Eric! Eric, you can't just sit there at a table. 129 00:04:25,168 --> 00:04:26,386 Yeah, I can. It's Monday. 130 00:04:26,387 --> 00:04:27,387 So? 131 00:04:27,388 --> 00:04:29,097 So haven't you heard of bare minimum Mondays? 132 00:04:29,098 --> 00:04:30,675 It's a thing that young people have created because we 133 00:04:30,676 --> 00:04:31,894 care about our mental health. 134 00:04:31,895 --> 00:04:33,323 I don't care if it's bare minimum Mondays. 135 00:04:33,324 --> 00:04:34,620 Eric, you need to... 136 00:04:34,621 --> 00:04:35,621 Break time. 137 00:04:35,622 --> 00:04:36,622 I'll be back. 138 00:04:37,891 --> 00:04:38,891 _ 139 00:04:39,658 --> 00:04:41,548 _ 140 00:04:45,854 --> 00:04:46,986 Butters! 141 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:48,072 Butters, we got a line out the door. 142 00:04:48,073 --> 00:04:49,574 People are getting upset. 143 00:04:49,575 --> 00:04:51,123 I know, sir, I'm sorry. 144 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,625 Well, where is your friend? 145 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,884 He... he hasn't come back from his break yet. 146 00:04:54,916 --> 00:04:56,416 Butters Stotch? 147 00:04:56,417 --> 00:04:57,439 Yes? 148 00:04:57,447 --> 00:04:59,314 Delivery for you. 149 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:03,302 Hey, Butters. 150 00:05:03,668 --> 00:05:05,259 Eric, where are you? 151 00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:07,470 I wasn't feeling the best so I decided to work from home. 152 00:05:07,533 --> 00:05:09,088 Butters, what's going on? 153 00:05:09,089 --> 00:05:11,330 Uh, Eric says he's going to work from home. 154 00:05:11,331 --> 00:05:12,525 How can he work from home? 155 00:05:12,526 --> 00:05:14,189 This is an ice cream shop! 156 00:05:14,190 --> 00:05:15,541 Yeah, no, 'cause see, I'm actually 157 00:05:15,542 --> 00:05:17,044 taking a mental health day. 158 00:05:17,045 --> 00:05:18,838 Yeah, young people can just ask for a mental health day 159 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:20,236 and employers can't deny them. 160 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,780 It's my mental health day. 161 00:05:21,781 --> 00:05:23,783 Eric, you need to come here right now 162 00:05:23,784 --> 00:05:25,478 or we're both gonna get fired. 163 00:05:25,479 --> 00:05:27,095 Okay, I guess so. 164 00:05:27,096 --> 00:05:29,634 But don't forget that tomorrow is take it easy Tuesdays. 165 00:05:30,127 --> 00:05:32,025 _ 166 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,916 _ 167 00:05:35,688 --> 00:05:37,940 Okay, thanks for coming and have a creamy day. 168 00:05:37,941 --> 00:05:39,109 Hi, hope you're having a creamy day. 169 00:05:39,110 --> 00:05:40,319 Can I help you? 170 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,007 You know what's total bullcrap, Butters? 171 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,533 It's how much money the owner of this place 172 00:05:43,534 --> 00:05:45,578 is making while we're out here busting our asses. 173 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,497 I mean, what does that old fart even do? 174 00:05:47,498 --> 00:05:50,064 Eric, could you please fill this nice lady's order? 175 00:05:50,265 --> 00:05:53,689 Oh, yes, let me get that for you, masa, right away, nah. 176 00:05:53,793 --> 00:05:55,044 I mean, seriously, Butters. 177 00:05:55,045 --> 00:05:56,455 Why do we have to work for the owner? 178 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:57,884 We know how to do all this stuff now. 179 00:05:57,885 --> 00:05:59,219 We don't even need that guy. 180 00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:01,139 There has to be a way we could turn the tables. 181 00:06:01,140 --> 00:06:04,002 There has to be a way we could make all the money. 182 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:07,180 Wait a minute... 183 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:38,526 Butters! Butters! 184 00:06:38,527 --> 00:06:39,979 That's it! 185 00:06:42,571 --> 00:06:43,979 Eric! 186 00:06:48,303 --> 00:06:49,424 Kenny! 187 00:06:49,425 --> 00:06:50,760 Jesus Christ, dude. 188 00:06:50,761 --> 00:06:52,221 Kenny! 189 00:06:52,222 --> 00:06:53,765 Kenny, you're not going to believe this, 190 00:06:53,766 --> 00:06:56,174 but I just quit my job. 191 00:06:56,870 --> 00:06:58,479 You had a job? 192 00:06:58,480 --> 00:06:59,940 Yes, I had a job. 193 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:02,610 But I got fed up, sick of working my fingers to the bone 194 00:07:02,611 --> 00:07:04,196 for some piece of shit owner. 195 00:07:04,197 --> 00:07:05,885 And that's when it hit me. 196 00:07:05,886 --> 00:07:08,972 Kenny, we should open a restaurant. 197 00:07:11,065 --> 00:07:12,973 Why the fuck would we open a restaurant? 198 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,600 You know the hot dog I've been living in? 199 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,534 It's an old, like, historic landmark. 200 00:07:16,535 --> 00:07:19,120 It's been sitting right in front of us completely ready to go. 201 00:07:19,549 --> 00:07:22,729 All it would take is some minor renovations and some care. 202 00:07:22,730 --> 00:07:24,932 We can make it awesome with like, fun things for kids 203 00:07:24,933 --> 00:07:26,736 to do, and rides and games. 204 00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:28,745 A place that people from all over Colorado 205 00:07:28,746 --> 00:07:30,221 would want to come and see. 206 00:07:30,222 --> 00:07:32,183 And we would be the owners. 207 00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:34,120 And we could have all the hot dogs we wanted. 208 00:07:35,843 --> 00:07:37,136 Whoa. 209 00:07:37,214 --> 00:07:39,299 Aren't you sick of living like this, Kenny? 210 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:40,844 All we need is an investor and we 211 00:07:40,845 --> 00:07:42,471 can make our dreams come true. 212 00:07:42,919 --> 00:07:44,666 And I know somebody who has a bank account 213 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:46,924 and gets paychecks every week. 214 00:07:48,029 --> 00:07:49,690 No. No, no, no. 215 00:07:49,691 --> 00:07:50,909 Thank you, no. 216 00:07:50,910 --> 00:07:51,912 Butters, don't you want to invest your money 217 00:07:51,912 --> 00:07:53,163 in something that matters? 218 00:07:53,164 --> 00:07:54,666 That's why we came to your bank to offer 219 00:07:54,667 --> 00:07:56,026 you this awesome deal. 220 00:07:56,027 --> 00:07:58,938 What we can do, Eric, is set up a line of credit for an LLC 221 00:07:58,939 --> 00:08:01,358 which then pays you back not only your investment, 222 00:08:01,359 --> 00:08:03,361 but also principal in the company. 223 00:08:03,362 --> 00:08:04,488 But I like my ice cream job. 224 00:08:04,489 --> 00:08:06,067 I don't want to open a hot dog. 225 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:08,393 No, you keep working at the ice cream shop. 226 00:08:08,394 --> 00:08:09,646 We're going to open the hot dog. 227 00:08:09,647 --> 00:08:11,565 All you do is collect the money as the investor. 228 00:08:11,816 --> 00:08:13,737 Yeah, but this is... This is my money. 229 00:08:13,738 --> 00:08:15,115 I worked hard for it. 230 00:08:15,116 --> 00:08:17,956 Butters, it's just like, you're lucky, you know? 231 00:08:17,957 --> 00:08:19,003 You have money. 232 00:08:19,004 --> 00:08:20,422 But look at Kenny. 233 00:08:20,423 --> 00:08:22,838 Can you imagine what it's like for him watching 234 00:08:22,839 --> 00:08:24,757 rich white boys like you just collecting paycheck 235 00:08:24,758 --> 00:08:26,581 after paycheck, while he wallows in the filth 236 00:08:26,582 --> 00:08:27,666 of his tiny house? 237 00:08:27,667 --> 00:08:28,793 The fuck? 238 00:08:28,794 --> 00:08:30,337 Butters, Kenny deserves a chance to be 239 00:08:30,338 --> 00:08:32,174 able to work like you do. 240 00:08:32,394 --> 00:08:34,980 Please, give him that chance. 241 00:08:35,230 --> 00:08:39,729 Ugh, I just give a bit of my paycheck every week to you guys? 242 00:08:39,730 --> 00:08:41,237 And we pay you back as soon as we make 243 00:08:41,238 --> 00:08:42,239 our first dollar, Butters. 244 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:43,440 You have my word on it. 245 00:08:43,441 --> 00:08:45,273 Oh, okay. 246 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:47,182 Yeah! 247 00:08:47,183 --> 00:08:49,936 Guys, we're going into the restaurant business. 248 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,377 * Some days won't end ever * 249 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,878 * And some days pass on by * 250 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,804 * I'll be working here forever, at least until I die * 251 00:09:08,805 --> 00:09:11,800 * Damned if you do, damned if you don't * 252 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,578 * I'm supposed to get a raise next week * 253 00:09:13,585 --> 00:09:14,837 * You know damn well I won't * 254 00:09:14,838 --> 00:09:17,828 * Workin' for a livin', workin'. * 255 00:09:17,977 --> 00:09:20,877 * Workin' for a livin', livin' and a workin' * 256 00:09:20,878 --> 00:09:23,895 * Workin' for a livin', livin' and a workin' * 257 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,690 * I'm taking what they're giving because * 258 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:27,716 * I'm workin' for a livin' * 259 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,074 * Hey, I'm not complaining 'cause I really need to work * 260 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:39,497 * But hittin' up my buddy's got the feeling like a jerk * 261 00:09:39,498 --> 00:09:42,080 * Hundred dollar car note, 200 rent * 262 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:45,501 * I get a check on Friday but it's already spent * 263 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,997 * Workin' for a livin', workin' * 264 00:09:48,395 --> 00:09:51,083 * Workin' for a livin', workin' * 265 00:09:51,364 --> 00:09:54,292 * Workin' for a livin', livin' and a workin' * 266 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:57,927 * I'm taking what they're giving 'cause I'm working for a livin' * 267 00:10:03,486 --> 00:10:06,341 This is going to be the best restaurant in Colorado, Kenny. 268 00:10:06,653 --> 00:10:09,357 And I know exactly what we should name it. 269 00:10:13,301 --> 00:10:16,531 Tom, I'm standing out front of a Colorado icon, 270 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:19,021 the old Coney Island Hot Dog, where the owners 271 00:10:19,022 --> 00:10:20,690 plan to reopen soon. 272 00:10:20,827 --> 00:10:23,685 The hot dog stand is going through major renovations 273 00:10:23,686 --> 00:10:26,272 and the new name has just been announced, 274 00:10:26,273 --> 00:10:29,902 DikinBaus Hot Dogs is sure to be a big hit here in town. 275 00:10:29,903 --> 00:10:32,030 He said it! 276 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:33,544 We got him to say dick and balls! 277 00:10:34,616 --> 00:10:36,349 The owners say they're planning on all kinds 278 00:10:36,350 --> 00:10:37,851 of rides and games. 279 00:10:37,852 --> 00:10:41,056 And also, with each hot dog served here at DikinBaus Hot Dogs, 280 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,683 they actually use the ketchup 281 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:45,144 to put a nice little Smiley face on the plate. 282 00:10:45,885 --> 00:10:48,012 It's just their sort of trademark touch. 283 00:10:48,527 --> 00:10:50,445 The renovations are supposed to be finished soon 284 00:10:50,446 --> 00:10:53,241 and the new owners are inviting everyone to come on down, 285 00:10:53,249 --> 00:10:57,795 enjoy, and let DikinBaus put a smile on your buns. 286 00:10:59,162 --> 00:11:02,331 Le... let DikinBaus put a smile on your buns. 287 00:11:05,246 --> 00:11:06,664 Oh. Hey, Butters. 288 00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:08,349 We have some of those first quarter projections 289 00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:09,380 to show you. 290 00:11:09,381 --> 00:11:10,911 Do you have the first quarter projections, Kenny? 291 00:11:10,912 --> 00:11:13,099 Uh, let me see. Where did we put those? 292 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:14,935 Are you guys just playing around? 293 00:11:14,936 --> 00:11:16,396 No, we are renovating and opening 294 00:11:16,397 --> 00:11:18,775 an amazing restaurant that will be extremely profitable. 295 00:11:18,776 --> 00:11:20,861 Then why did you name it DikinBaus? 296 00:11:20,862 --> 00:11:22,530 Butters, you are the investor. 297 00:11:22,531 --> 00:11:23,716 We are the creatives. 298 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,740 Well, stop being creative and open the goddamn restaurant 299 00:11:25,741 --> 00:11:27,034 so I can get my money back. 300 00:11:27,035 --> 00:11:29,162 So stop dicking around and wasting my money. 301 00:11:29,406 --> 00:11:31,533 Butters, at DikinBaus, dicking around 302 00:11:31,534 --> 00:11:34,935 is all we do, dicking around the competition. 303 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,083 What on Earth? 304 00:11:54,734 --> 00:11:56,083 Okay, that's good! 305 00:11:56,084 --> 00:11:58,490 Mermaid goes to the mermaid grotto right over there. 306 00:11:58,491 --> 00:11:59,505 Eric! 307 00:11:59,506 --> 00:12:01,833 Eric, I think you've done enough renovations. 308 00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:03,345 Mom, no offense, but will you shut 309 00:12:03,346 --> 00:12:04,556 your mouth because you know nothing 310 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,740 about the restaurant business? 311 00:12:05,741 --> 00:12:07,827 Excuse me, are you guys the owners? 312 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,830 Yes, we're the owners. 313 00:12:09,831 --> 00:12:11,207 Well, we got your zip line put 314 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:12,982 in but this asphalt is so old it's not 315 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,310 going to hold the eye bolts. 316 00:12:14,311 --> 00:12:15,479 Well, so what does that mean? 317 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,021 I think you've got to re-asphalt 318 00:12:17,022 --> 00:12:19,946 the entire parking area or just lose the zip line. 319 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:21,771 Well, obviously, we're not going to lose the zip line. 320 00:12:21,772 --> 00:12:22,943 So let's see what we can do. 321 00:12:22,944 --> 00:12:26,151 All right. Well then, over here on your mermaid grotto, 322 00:12:26,152 --> 00:12:28,113 the mermaid is in but she can't actually 323 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:30,643 spit water because there's no plumbing underneath. 324 00:12:30,644 --> 00:12:31,651 Jesus Christ. 325 00:12:31,652 --> 00:12:33,821 Well, I guess we got to find a way to add plumbing. 326 00:12:34,032 --> 00:12:35,616 All right, everyone, it's looking good 327 00:12:35,617 --> 00:12:36,910 but we have a ways to go. 328 00:12:36,911 --> 00:12:39,073 I don't know about you, but I am exhausted. 329 00:12:39,074 --> 00:12:40,492 I think we should just all take the rest of the day 330 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,865 off because it is wet's not work to hard Wednesdays. 331 00:12:43,866 --> 00:12:45,117 All right. 332 00:12:45,118 --> 00:12:46,620 Let's not work too hard. 333 00:12:55,118 --> 00:12:57,233 Back from work, Butters? 334 00:12:57,882 --> 00:12:58,979 Hey, Mom and Dad. 335 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:03,156 You must be so tired from selling all that ice cream. 336 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,245 Well, yeah. 337 00:13:04,246 --> 00:13:05,737 It was a pretty long night. 338 00:13:05,738 --> 00:13:07,615 A long night, he says. 339 00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:09,338 That's great, Butters. 340 00:13:09,339 --> 00:13:12,801 Only problem is, if you're really working at a job, 341 00:13:12,802 --> 00:13:16,666 then why is there $0 in your bank account? 342 00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:17,760 What? 343 00:13:17,761 --> 00:13:20,263 So now what are you really doing, young man? 344 00:13:20,264 --> 00:13:22,903 $0? But I've been working every day. 345 00:13:22,904 --> 00:13:24,122 Oh, sure. 346 00:13:24,123 --> 00:13:25,817 I know exactly how it is. 347 00:13:25,818 --> 00:13:28,223 You say you have to work so you can get out of the house, 348 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,755 get away from the family and you go down to that glory hole 349 00:13:30,756 --> 00:13:31,965 down on Fourth and Larimer. 350 00:13:31,966 --> 00:13:33,434 Oh, my God. Butters! 351 00:13:33,435 --> 00:13:35,186 And while your family thinks you're at your job, 352 00:13:35,187 --> 00:13:36,647 you're actually strapped face down 353 00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:39,098 on a bed at the Brighton Motel, taking any load you 354 00:13:39,099 --> 00:13:40,989 can find on Adultfriendfinder. 355 00:13:42,467 --> 00:13:45,778 It's the lies! It's the lies! I can't take anymore. 356 00:13:45,779 --> 00:13:47,990 I'm going to go to the office and get some work done. 357 00:13:50,912 --> 00:13:53,255 That son of a gun. 358 00:13:53,496 --> 00:13:55,434 Wee! 359 00:13:59,919 --> 00:14:02,067 Wee! 360 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,466 Oh, man. It's the stupid bank. 361 00:14:06,467 --> 00:14:07,559 Hey, Butters. 362 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:08,653 Goddamnit, Eric! 363 00:14:08,654 --> 00:14:09,833 What the hell do you think you're doing? 364 00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:11,169 You can't just take my money out 365 00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:13,278 of my gosh dang bank account without my permission... 366 00:14:13,279 --> 00:14:15,966 Butter... Butters! Butters! 367 00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:17,427 Butters, would you relax? 368 00:14:17,538 --> 00:14:20,041 Where's all the money gone from my bank account? 369 00:14:20,042 --> 00:14:22,002 You said to get things moving. 370 00:14:22,003 --> 00:14:23,856 We needed the funds to go faster. 371 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,059 You said you'd never access my account 372 00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:27,341 without my permission! 373 00:14:27,342 --> 00:14:28,635 Butters, we're about to reopen 374 00:14:28,636 --> 00:14:31,294 a historic landmark that means something to people. 375 00:14:31,295 --> 00:14:32,973 You think I'm just doing all this for the fun of it? 376 00:14:32,974 --> 00:14:34,255 Hang on a second. 377 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,434 Wee! 378 00:14:37,162 --> 00:14:38,598 We're creating jobs, Butters. 379 00:14:38,599 --> 00:14:39,836 And we're helping people. 380 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,964 Then open the stupid place, Eric. 381 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:42,950 Fine! 382 00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:44,244 We'll start hiring tomorrow morning 383 00:14:44,245 --> 00:14:45,955 and we'll be open by the afternoon. 384 00:14:45,956 --> 00:14:46,958 And trust me, Butters. 385 00:14:46,959 --> 00:14:49,586 When we open and you see how successful it is, 386 00:14:49,719 --> 00:14:51,903 you're going to apologize to me. 387 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,525 What the hell is going on? 388 00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:02,817 Why is nobody showing up? 389 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,653 I don't know, dude. 390 00:15:05,069 --> 00:15:06,070 Hey. Hey! 391 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,309 Excuse me. 392 00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:09,802 You want to come work at DikinBaus for minimum wage? 393 00:15:10,432 --> 00:15:11,809 No. 394 00:15:13,174 --> 00:15:14,996 That's because your generation is lazy. 395 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,624 You got all comfy during the pandemic. 396 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,341 Nobody knows how to work anymore! 397 00:15:24,172 --> 00:15:26,860 They're saying you people here might have a job? 398 00:15:26,861 --> 00:15:28,915 Yes! Please, have a seat. 399 00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:32,368 Um, so, what kind of experience do you have? 400 00:15:32,369 --> 00:15:34,736 Well, I was working down at the Budd factory 401 00:15:34,744 --> 00:15:37,618 in Fort Collins but then Joe Biden caused a recession, 402 00:15:37,619 --> 00:15:39,371 so they took my job. 403 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:40,462 Whoa! 404 00:15:40,463 --> 00:15:42,353 Then I worked over at Waffle House 405 00:15:42,354 --> 00:15:43,855 but they decided they needed employees 406 00:15:43,856 --> 00:15:47,806 to be more "inclusive," so they took my job. 407 00:15:47,807 --> 00:15:48,954 Sorry to hear that. 408 00:15:48,955 --> 00:15:51,259 And then I got let go from the bowling alley 409 00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:54,096 and all I want is a damn job. 410 00:15:54,331 --> 00:15:56,583 Well, I believe that we here at DikinBaus 411 00:15:56,584 --> 00:15:58,462 would like to hire you immediately. 412 00:15:58,463 --> 00:15:59,501 Okay. 413 00:15:59,502 --> 00:16:01,296 Can I work from home? 414 00:16:01,297 --> 00:16:02,314 What? 415 00:16:02,315 --> 00:16:03,358 No, you can't work from home. 416 00:16:03,359 --> 00:16:04,587 It's a hot dog stand. 417 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,150 Well, I could work here but I'll 418 00:16:06,151 --> 00:16:07,986 need mental health days off to deal 419 00:16:07,987 --> 00:16:09,447 with the toxic environment. 420 00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:11,048 Where do people get this stuff? 421 00:16:11,049 --> 00:16:12,049 All right, fine. 422 00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:13,243 Never mind, we don't want to hire you. 423 00:16:13,244 --> 00:16:15,204 You're going to take my job? 424 00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:17,517 They took my job! 425 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,196 They took yer job! 426 00:16:19,197 --> 00:16:20,650 Took my job! 427 00:16:20,651 --> 00:16:22,306 Durk-a-dur! 428 00:16:31,535 --> 00:16:34,163 Took-er-jabs! 429 00:16:35,343 --> 00:16:36,677 Good morning, everyone. 430 00:16:36,817 --> 00:16:38,361 After an exhaustive search for employees, 431 00:16:38,362 --> 00:16:41,586 we have determined that you are the best of the best. 432 00:16:45,746 --> 00:16:46,929 Yes. 433 00:16:46,930 --> 00:16:49,188 We're sure you're excited to be part of the DikinBaus team. 434 00:16:49,195 --> 00:16:51,218 And we are certainly glad to have you here. 435 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,507 We're happy to be here. 436 00:16:52,508 --> 00:16:53,547 Shut up, Scott. 437 00:16:53,548 --> 00:16:56,055 Now listen, it's going to take dedication and drive 438 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:57,057 to get this place open. 439 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,062 Isn't that right, Kenny? 440 00:16:58,063 --> 00:16:59,522 Sorry, Kenny is working from home today because it's 441 00:16:59,523 --> 00:17:00,843 his mental health day. 442 00:17:00,844 --> 00:17:02,137 Hey, guys. 443 00:17:02,138 --> 00:17:03,264 Hi. 444 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,656 Now there may not be many of us. 445 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,145 But in order to open, we're going to have to... 446 00:17:06,146 --> 00:17:07,718 Do I get mental health days too? 447 00:17:07,719 --> 00:17:08,845 Oh, here we go. 448 00:17:08,915 --> 00:17:10,257 Fine, Clyde, what days do you need 449 00:17:10,258 --> 00:17:11,500 to have mental health days? 450 00:17:11,501 --> 00:17:12,562 Well, how should I know until I'm 451 00:17:12,575 --> 00:17:13,726 feeling mentally unhealthy? 452 00:17:13,727 --> 00:17:14,734 Goddammit, you guys. 453 00:17:14,735 --> 00:17:16,562 It isn't going to work like this, OK? 454 00:17:16,563 --> 00:17:18,742 Um, I'm also going to need 5 minute breaks every hour 455 00:17:18,743 --> 00:17:20,327 to check my insulin levels. 456 00:17:20,328 --> 00:17:21,593 You're fucking joking. 457 00:17:21,594 --> 00:17:23,179 This is a goddamn restaurant, you guys. 458 00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:25,099 There's no time for diabetes! 459 00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,281 You don't hear Mrs. Anderson complaining 460 00:17:26,282 --> 00:17:27,750 about her time off. 461 00:17:28,649 --> 00:17:31,937 I don't work on no-thinky Thursdays. 462 00:17:32,947 --> 00:17:34,461 Oh, that's it! 463 00:17:34,462 --> 00:17:35,713 That's it, I give up. 464 00:17:35,714 --> 00:17:37,132 It's impossible to open any kind of business 465 00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:40,387 these days when this generation doesn't know how to work. 466 00:17:40,388 --> 00:17:41,389 Hey, fellers. 467 00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:42,455 Oh, great. 468 00:17:42,456 --> 00:17:43,656 Now the bank is here. 469 00:17:43,657 --> 00:17:45,859 Scrooge McButters to collect on his money. 470 00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:47,612 You haven't made any money. 471 00:17:47,613 --> 00:17:50,991 Butters, the truth is, we tried. 472 00:17:50,992 --> 00:17:52,619 The fact of the matter is, the US government 473 00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:54,497 failed this generation by shutting down 474 00:17:54,498 --> 00:17:55,538 businesses in the pandemic. 475 00:17:55,539 --> 00:17:57,070 And now they don't know how to go back. 476 00:17:57,071 --> 00:17:59,660 I'm sorry, but we lost all your money. 477 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,953 But there is a good side to this because as you can see, 478 00:18:01,954 --> 00:18:03,531 I now have a house that has slides, 479 00:18:03,532 --> 00:18:04,825 and games, and a mermaid grotto. 480 00:18:04,826 --> 00:18:06,836 And you can come and hang out all you want. 481 00:18:07,494 --> 00:18:09,734 Gosh dang it! 482 00:18:16,904 --> 00:18:18,578 Attention, everyone. 483 00:18:18,579 --> 00:18:20,711 DikinBaus is now open for business. 484 00:18:35,004 --> 00:18:36,242 Welcome to DikinBaus. 485 00:18:36,243 --> 00:18:38,015 How can I help you? 486 00:18:44,195 --> 00:18:45,875 There you are, ma'am. Thank you. 487 00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:49,047 Oh, look at the little smile on the plate, honey. 488 00:18:49,048 --> 00:18:50,765 Oh, you like that, don't you? 489 00:19:01,046 --> 00:19:02,380 You guys, it's working. 490 00:19:02,381 --> 00:19:03,382 We're doing it! 491 00:19:03,383 --> 00:19:04,384 All right! 492 00:19:09,341 --> 00:19:11,281 Hey, that's a pretty good hot dog. 493 00:19:11,282 --> 00:19:14,273 I just love to have all the fun stuff for kids to do here. 494 00:19:22,984 --> 00:19:24,851 Hey, great job, kid. 495 00:19:24,852 --> 00:19:26,507 You really did it, Eric. 496 00:19:26,508 --> 00:19:27,843 Congratulations, Eric. 497 00:19:27,844 --> 00:19:29,101 You're a hero. 498 00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:30,102 Oh, my God. 499 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:33,156 This is a dream come true. 500 00:19:36,446 --> 00:19:38,461 Well, congratulations, young man. 501 00:19:38,462 --> 00:19:40,464 DikinBaus Hot Dogs is a big success 502 00:19:40,465 --> 00:19:43,092 and here's your first return on your investment. 503 00:19:43,093 --> 00:19:45,195 I'm sure there's many more to come. 504 00:19:45,196 --> 00:19:46,867 Oh, I made my money back, huh? 505 00:19:46,868 --> 00:19:48,328 Now what I'm thinking, Butters, 506 00:19:48,329 --> 00:19:50,206 is that we should grow your business by applying 507 00:19:50,207 --> 00:19:52,960 for a corporate loan, which could pay you dividends 508 00:19:52,961 --> 00:19:55,004 as you expand the company into new areas. 509 00:19:55,005 --> 00:19:56,652 Yeah, I wasn't thinking that. 510 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,989 See, all I ever wanted was just to do my job, 511 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:02,484 learn how to work, and help Mr. Sullivan sell ice cream. 512 00:20:02,485 --> 00:20:04,529 So I'm thinking I'm actually going to conduct a market 513 00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:06,157 analysis to look for potential buyers 514 00:20:06,158 --> 00:20:08,000 and roll over the company as an exit strategy. 515 00:20:08,780 --> 00:20:10,624 Well, you could do that but I think 516 00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:12,125 you'd have trouble getting investors 517 00:20:12,126 --> 00:20:15,462 who will commit major capital for just partial ownership. 518 00:20:15,789 --> 00:20:18,758 Yeah. So that's why I want to approach overseas investors 519 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,376 who will buy the IP, the restaurant operations, 520 00:20:20,377 --> 00:20:21,670 and the real estate outright. 521 00:20:21,671 --> 00:20:23,297 But you couldn't do that because there's 522 00:20:23,298 --> 00:20:26,140 already tenants in the building who have to be relocated. 523 00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:27,337 Yeah, I thought of that too. 524 00:20:27,338 --> 00:20:28,689 Come on in. 525 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,148 Hello. 526 00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:35,861 Wait, so you two have already discussed some kind of deal? 527 00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:36,946 Oh, yes. 528 00:20:36,947 --> 00:20:38,866 Butters and I have been talking and we 529 00:20:38,867 --> 00:20:40,892 think that my little Eric deserves 530 00:20:40,893 --> 00:20:45,446 to get exactly what he's been wanting for a long time. 531 00:20:46,868 --> 00:20:47,946 No! 532 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:48,990 No, what are you doing? 533 00:20:48,991 --> 00:20:50,081 DikinBaus is mine! 534 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,806 You can't sell DikinBaus! 535 00:20:56,177 --> 00:20:59,306 No! Take me back. No! Please! 536 00:20:59,307 --> 00:21:01,220 This picture go over here, Ms. Cartman? 537 00:21:01,221 --> 00:21:03,462 Oh, yes. That's perfect. Thank you. 538 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:06,603 Wha... what is this? 539 00:21:06,604 --> 00:21:09,399 The new owners paid for us to have our old house back. 540 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,611 I don't want my old house, I want DikinBaus! 541 00:21:12,612 --> 00:21:13,780 Come on. 542 00:21:13,781 --> 00:21:16,400 No! No! 543 00:21:16,892 --> 00:21:18,436 There you go, Eric. 544 00:21:18,437 --> 00:21:20,970 It's your old room just like you always wanted. 545 00:21:20,971 --> 00:21:23,228 But I hate this stupid house! 546 00:21:23,229 --> 00:21:24,384 I don't want to be here. 547 00:21:24,385 --> 00:21:27,513 I want to be in DikinBaus! 548 00:21:27,514 --> 00:21:29,251 DikinBaus is awesome. 549 00:21:29,252 --> 00:21:30,548 This place sucks. 550 00:21:30,549 --> 00:21:31,759 Please! 551 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:34,696 I want... I want... 552 00:21:34,697 --> 00:21:37,157 DikinBaus! 553 00:21:37,158 --> 00:21:39,618 I want my DikinBaus! 554 00:21:39,619 --> 00:21:43,017 DikinBaus! DikinBaus! 555 00:21:43,353 --> 00:21:46,353 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com