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* I'm going down to South Park *

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* Gonna have myself a time *

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* Friendly faces everywhere *

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* Humble folks without temptation *

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* Going down to South Park *

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* Gonna leave my woes behind *

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* Ample parking day or night *

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* People spouting: "Howdy neighbor!" *

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* Headed on up to South Park *

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* Gonna see if I can't unwind *

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* So come on down to South Park *

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* And meet some friends of mine *

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Hey, Rick!

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Oh. Hey, Herb.

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So, you know what this week is, right?

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Um, is it Easter?

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No, it's my spring break!

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No school for seven days!

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And guess what? Go pack your things

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because you and I are going
on a big, romantic trip!

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Really?

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I just came from the travel agent.

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We're gonna spend five nights

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in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

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Oh.

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- Well, what's the matter?
- Myrtle Beach? Really?

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We all know what goes on down there.

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I don't do that stuff anymore,
and neither should you.

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Rick, I don't wanna
go down there to rage.

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I just wanna sit on a beach
with you and watch the sunset.

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Yeah, but isn't Myrtle Beach
where those places are?

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I don't wanna go into
one of those places.

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I don't think they even exist anymore.

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Don't you think this is
just what we need, Rick?

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You don't even wanna go
into one of those places?

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Rick, I'm a little old for that.

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It'd be pretty pathetic if I did.

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Well...

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- Okay.
- Ohh, Rick!

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We're gonna have the best time!

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I can't wait to spoil you.

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I really do need a vacation.

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Oh, we're gonna have the
best spring break of anyone!

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All right, guys.
You sure you packed everything?

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Yeah, that should be all of it.

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Well, I hope you and Shelley
have a great spring break trip.

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I still feel bad, us going on a trip

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while you and Stan stay home.

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You guys have fun in Santa Fe.

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We're gonna do some dad and son stuff.

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Goodbye, Shelley!

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Have fun! I'll miss you!

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There should be food enough
to last you the week.

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Yes, yes, don't worry. We'll be fine.

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- Bye, Stan! Love you!
- Love you, Mom!

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- Okay, guys, be safe.
- Bye!

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Aww, jeah!

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Bitches are gone!

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Spring break! Spring break!
Spring break!

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This is gonna be the
best spring break ever.

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They're gonna be gone the whole week!

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Bro, what are you doing?

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I'm painting miniatures.

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Painting min...

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Dude, do you not understand?

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Your mom and Shelley are gone.

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We can do whatever we want
without any stupid rules.

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Whatever I want?

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Yeah, dude!

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That's what this is all about.

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Let's do some spring break shit!

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Can I see if any of the
guys wanna come over

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to do "40k" all week?

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Hell, yeah, let's do some "40k."

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What is that?

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You don't know "Warhammer 40k"?

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Oh, yeah, "Warhammer 40k," of course.

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I'm down. Let's do it.

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- Really? All week?
- Yeah, dude!

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You're old enough.

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Sweet! I'm gonna call Tolkien!

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Oh, Rick.

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Isn't this nice? This
place is incredible.

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Yeah, it's really nice.

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I just don't know if I deserve all this.

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You do deserve it, Rick.

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You've made me really happy.

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Are you almost done?

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Yeah, all done. Here you go.

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Oh, Rick. Look at how happy we are.

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Oh, that salt water air is just so good.

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Can't wait to try some Southern food.

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- You hungry?
- Yeah, sure. I could eat.

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A lot of things are
different here in the South.

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Kinda hard to figure out what's good.

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Yeah, all the stores

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and restaurants here
aren't like Colorado.

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It's almost like another culture.

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Herb?

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Herb?

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- Oh, no.
- Geez.

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It's still here.

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You said you wouldn't go
into one of these places.

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I don't wanna go in. I just...

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can't believe some of these
places are still here.

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Whoa! Look who's here!

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What are you doing in town?

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Oh, I'm just on vacation.

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This is Rick.

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Well, do you wanna come inside

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and rally a little bit?

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Oh, no thanks. I don't rally anymore.

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You sure? Everyone would love

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to rally with you again.

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I'm sure. I don't need to rally.

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I'm just here to relax. Take care.

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Well, if you change your mind,
we'll be here!

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America number one!

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Number one, yep.

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Some people, huh? Geez.

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Okay, so I'm gonna
have my Retributor Squad

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attack your Stormhawk Interceptor.

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Okay, that has a toughness of 7

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and a -1 to your hit rolls.

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Okay, so that's three, four, five hits.

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Okay, I'm gonna roll my saving throw,
which is 3+.

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What in the actual [BLEEP]

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are you guys doing?

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We're playing "40k."

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You guys have wasted
another day of spring break

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with this stupid shit.

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Do you guys know what
spring break is about?

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Wet t-shirt contests, mud wrestling.

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Don't you wanna get
some bitches over here?

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I thought you were happy
'cause the bitches were gone?

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I'm happy the bitches are gone

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so we can have bitches over!

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Spring break is dude time.

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But you know what,

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today's society has ruined it all.

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They've taught you boys to
be ashamed of being boys.

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Convinced you that your natural
innate male desires are toxic.

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No matter what the
liberals try to tell you, boys,

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you shouldn't be ashamed of your gender.

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Okay, Dad. So I've got
an Imperium infantry unit

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within six inches of Celestine,

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so they have a +6 save.

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My God.

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What are we going to do?

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I'm going to sleep.

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I'm gonna go to sleep now.

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* I feel so alone *

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Here I go... to sleep.

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Rick?

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Can I help you find any... oh, my God!

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Sir, you're back!

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Yeah, just browsing.

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You guys, it's him! He's here!

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- Oh, wow, it is him!
- It's him?

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Is that really you?

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What are you doing here?

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Could I get a selfie with you?

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Hey, uh, since you're here,

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you wanna rally a little bit?

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No, no. I can't rally

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I've got a serious boyfriend.
I'm just looking around.

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Oh, come on.
When are you gonna be here again?

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Live a little!

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Well, maybe I could
do just a little bit.

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I mean, wha...

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What the hell is up with
all these Mexicans? Huh?

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Yeah! I mean... I mean,
Joe Biden obviously thinks

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immigrants are made
of gold or something.

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Piece of shit!

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Yeah! Yeah!

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Hey, Steven. You know your son's

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been over at my house for spring break?

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Yeah, of course I know.

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Well, you should see what they're doing,

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'cause it's a little hrrrp.

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Well... well, what are they doing?

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Look, I just think we
better talk with our boys

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to counteract all the
ways in which society

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has been pathologizing masculinity.

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I mean, you went balls-out
on spring break, right?

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Tried to see chicks' boobs and stuff?

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Mm, no I didn't.

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Well, no, I mean, you weren't ashamed

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of being a guy, right?

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Like, you went out to the lake

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and tried to play grab ass
with girls, right?

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No, I did not.

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Why... why are you saying that?

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Why are you making those
words with your mouth?

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Oh, hey, Randy.
Everything okay with the boys?

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Ohh, right.

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Sorry... sorry, yeah,
everything's great.

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They're playing a little
table miniatures game.

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It's great.

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Just, uh, came to let
you know they're good.

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Don't worry.

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I'm gonna take care of it.

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I'll tell you what else.

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This whole situation in the Ukraine,

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that wouldn't be happening on my watch.

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The problem is now we all
have a president who's afraid.

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And that's why Joe and
the ho have got to go!

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And I'll tell you another thing.

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It's... oh, hang on a second.

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Oh, crap.

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Ho... hold on a second, everybody.

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Uh...

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Oh, hey, Rick!

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Where are you?

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I couldn't sleep, Rick.

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I was just tossing and turning

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and I didn't wanna wake you up,

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so I decided to come out
and buy some sunscreen

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and stuff for our beach day tomorrow.

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Oh, okay.

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I got scared that you were out rallying.

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Ohh, geez, well, that's silly.

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Last thing I wanna do is rally.

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Listen up... Get back to sleep, Rick.

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I'll... I'll be right home, okay?

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Okay. Sorry for panicking. Bye.

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Bye-bye.

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Okay, uh, nice to meet you, everybody.

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I need to get going.

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Oh, come on.
Just rally with us a little bit more.

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No, I really can't.

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Just a few more minutes. Come on!

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All right, I guess I can
rally just a little bit longer.

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I mean, after all, I am here for you.

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I am your warrior!

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Liberal left!

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Hunter Biden laptop!

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Yeah! Yeah!

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Uh...

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Ugh. Oh, geez.

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Herb? Herb, you gotta get up.

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We're gonna miss our whole beach day.

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Oh, it's... it's just the
time change, Rick.

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You enjoy the beach.

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I just gotta sleep a little longer.

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Okay.

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Dude, it's so awesome being able

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to leave "Warhammer" set up all night

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and come back to it in the morning.

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I know, it's great.

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Hey, hey, you guys. What did you do?

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- What do you mean?
- I mean the cops are here.

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What did you guys do?

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We're just continuing our game of
"40k" from last night.

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Okay, you guys, just stop

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'cause the police wanna
ask you some questions.

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Come on in, officers.

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Hello, gentlemen.

262
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Hands up.

263
00:11:12,669 --> 00:11:15,038
We heard somebody in here's been bad.

264
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,709
Oh, no, guys.
Looks like you're in big trouble.

265
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,580
You better read 'em their rights.

266
00:11:19,582 --> 00:11:21,250
Hey, whoa, whoa! Don't touch the models.

267
00:11:21,252 --> 00:11:22,520
We spent a long time on this.

268
00:11:22,522 --> 00:11:23,823
Stan, stop with that shit.

269
00:11:23,825 --> 00:11:25,160
Come on, get into it.

270
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:27,155
Wet t-shirt contest!

271
00:11:27,157 --> 00:11:29,020
Hey, what the [BLEEP]?

272
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,319
- What?
- Hey, you [BLEEP] guy!

273
00:11:31,321 --> 00:11:33,124
You do not harass the ladies!

274
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,362
Well, I wanted strippers, not prudes.

275
00:11:35,747 --> 00:11:37,662
You wanna talk, big man? Huh?

276
00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:39,272
You wanna be big man?

277
00:11:39,274 --> 00:11:40,642
Whoa, whoa, okay. I...

278
00:11:40,644 --> 00:11:43,147
I think I need to explain
something to you, okay?

279
00:11:43,149 --> 00:11:45,384
Look, I'm just trying to
combat the messages

280
00:11:45,386 --> 00:11:47,555
that the liberal left is
putting out to young men

281
00:11:47,557 --> 00:11:49,967
about their male instincts being toxic.

282
00:11:50,258 --> 00:11:51,780
The [BLEEP] you talking?

283
00:11:51,782 --> 00:11:53,272
You know, I'm trying to show my son

284
00:11:53,274 --> 00:11:55,276
and his nerdy little
friend what a real party is

285
00:11:55,278 --> 00:11:57,447
'cause society wants them to be ashamed

286
00:11:57,449 --> 00:11:59,225
of their masculine natures.

287
00:11:59,443 --> 00:12:01,846
- You want real party?
- Yeah!

288
00:12:01,848 --> 00:12:04,317
Truth is, I got a whole
barn full of weed.

289
00:12:04,354 --> 00:12:07,424
I will call some friends.

290
00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:15,401
The person you are trying to reach

291
00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:16,904
cannot be located.

292
00:12:16,906 --> 00:12:19,249
Please leave a message.

293
00:12:19,251 --> 00:12:20,413
Where are you?

294
00:12:20,415 --> 00:12:22,384
I got back from the
beach and you were gone.

295
00:12:22,386 --> 00:12:23,887
Please pick up.

296
00:12:38,223 --> 00:12:40,913
Excuse me. Excuse me.

297
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,222
And we're gonna take Georgia,

298
00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:50,026
and... and we're gonna
take Arizona this time!

299
00:12:51,498 --> 00:12:54,068
And when I say we're gonna
take Arizona in the election,

300
00:12:54,070 --> 00:12:55,738
I... I mean we're gonna take it again.

301
00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:58,042
'cause we all know I
won it last time, too!

302
00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,447
Oh.

303
00:12:59,742 --> 00:13:02,278
Oh. Hey, everybody.

304
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,940
This is Rick.

305
00:13:07,524 --> 00:13:10,160
Rick! Rick, will you just wait!

306
00:13:10,854 --> 00:13:12,624
You know it's 2:00 in the morning?

307
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:15,429
I was alone at the hotel
while you were out rallying!

308
00:13:15,429 --> 00:13:18,231
I just wanted to rally for a little bit.

309
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,734
Yeah, you really look like
you just rallied a little bit.

310
00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:23,070
I got a text that Tucker was in town,

311
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:25,439
and I just wanted to go
rally for a little bit.

312
00:13:25,439 --> 00:13:28,008
You really think those
people care about you, Herb?

313
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,811
They don't. They just wanna do that.

314
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,486
Rick, I got it out of my system now.

315
00:13:33,488 --> 00:13:34,956
We can still have a great vacation.

316
00:13:34,958 --> 00:13:36,781
Let's just start over tomorrow.

317
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,385
Okay?

318
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:49,888
Right, all right, let's do this!

319
00:13:50,175 --> 00:13:51,242
Okay, you ready?

320
00:13:51,244 --> 00:13:54,124
Three, two, one. Go!

321
00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:56,395
Check it out, guys!

322
00:13:57,425 --> 00:13:59,127
Ahh!

323
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,784
Huh? Whoa!

324
00:14:04,378 --> 00:14:06,213
Sir, do you think you can walk?

325
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,115
No, I don't think so.

326
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,384
Sir, we think you've
had too much to drink,

327
00:14:10,384 --> 00:14:12,252
and we should probably
take you to the hospital.

328
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,254
No, I can't. I have to stay here

329
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,022
'cause I'm in charge of my son.

330
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,358
Today's woke culture
has vilified his manhood

331
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,193
and made him ashamed of himself.

332
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,896
Okay, sir, but it appears
you have a broken arm

333
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,498
and several fractured ribs.

334
00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:25,919
Yeah, but I can't leave

335
00:14:25,921 --> 00:14:28,500
because my son's natural
instincts are being suppressed

336
00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:30,497
and it's leading to behavioral problems.

337
00:14:30,499 --> 00:14:32,237
You see the shit he's doing?

338
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,775
He's over there playing with dolls.

339
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,284
It's pretty good fondue, right?

340
00:14:45,650 --> 00:14:47,619
We should probably just
go back to the hotel.

341
00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:49,556
You've got the shakes
from rallying all night.

342
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,138
No, no, Rick. This is our vacation.

343
00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:53,674
I want us to have a nice

344
00:14:53,676 --> 00:14:55,578
romantic lunch.

345
00:14:55,705 --> 00:14:57,907
Maybe we should just
go back to Colorado.

346
00:14:57,909 --> 00:15:00,846
No, Rick. I'm gonna make this up to you.

347
00:15:00,848 --> 00:15:02,349
I don't wanna rally anymore.

348
00:15:02,351 --> 00:15:04,102
There's just a lot of people out there

349
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,173
who won't let it go, you know?

350
00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:07,808
Yes, and you can't be around them.

351
00:15:07,808 --> 00:15:09,474
I know, I know.

352
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:10,978
Let me just...

353
00:15:11,012 --> 00:15:13,681
Let me just go throw up
because I'll feel much better.

354
00:15:13,683 --> 00:15:16,255
Okay, go throw up, Herb.

355
00:15:27,378 --> 00:15:28,612
Oh, God.

356
00:15:28,626 --> 00:15:30,728
Come on, just stop. Stop.

357
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,232
The country is fine.

358
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,900
You have better things to do.

359
00:15:54,404 --> 00:15:57,685
Yeah, oh yeah! That's it! Yeah!

360
00:15:57,687 --> 00:16:00,257
We're gonna get abortion
rights thrown the hell out

361
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:03,162
so those dirty lesbians
can't keep having abortions!

362
00:16:03,164 --> 00:16:05,132
Yeah! Oh, yeah, man!

363
00:16:05,134 --> 00:16:07,403
We're gonna get those Black
Lives Matter protestors

364
00:16:07,405 --> 00:16:09,367
off the streets with a fire hose!

365
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,705
- Yeah, America!
- Yeah!

366
00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:12,839
Rick!

367
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,700
[BLEEP] you.

368
00:16:16,647 --> 00:16:18,364
Well, to hell with you!

369
00:16:18,366 --> 00:16:19,934
Nobody controls me!

370
00:16:19,936 --> 00:16:23,106
- Yeah!
- Yeah! America! Yeah!

371
00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:36,591
Can I help you?

372
00:16:36,593 --> 00:16:38,361
We've had some complaints about a party

373
00:16:38,363 --> 00:16:40,271
that's been going on
for three days here.

374
00:16:40,273 --> 00:16:41,817
Hey, what's going on?

375
00:16:43,187 --> 00:16:45,690
All right, guys, who
ordered the stripper?

376
00:16:45,692 --> 00:16:47,771
Can we come in and look around, sir?

377
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:49,842
Oh, yeah! Come on in.

378
00:16:49,851 --> 00:16:51,919
Honk honk!

379
00:16:51,921 --> 00:16:53,256
All right, get down on the ground!

380
00:16:53,258 --> 00:16:55,160
Whoa, whoa! No, no, no. It's okay.

381
00:16:55,162 --> 00:16:56,730
I'm just helping my boy

382
00:16:56,732 --> 00:16:58,400
through the media assault on manliness.

383
00:16:58,402 --> 00:17:01,531
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

384
00:17:01,533 --> 00:17:03,238
I need to see some ID, sir.

385
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,243
Uh! Okay! Okay, Stan! Stan!

386
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,039
Yeah?

387
00:17:08,048 --> 00:17:10,450
Can you get my wallet from the upstairs?

388
00:17:10,452 --> 00:17:12,655
Yeah, soon as we're done
with this psyker phase.

389
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,149
I have five psyker units.

390
00:17:14,151 --> 00:17:16,453
Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing.

391
00:17:17,463 --> 00:17:20,233
Hey! Freeze! You, right there!

392
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:23,792
That's Alonzo Fineski,
the Romanian sex trafficker!

393
00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:25,095
[BLEEP] you, big man!

394
00:17:27,721 --> 00:17:29,695
Ahh! Oh, my God!

395
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,501
Ahh!

396
00:17:34,604 --> 00:17:36,719
Stan? Stan?

397
00:17:46,075 --> 00:17:47,977
And now, ladies and gentlemen,

398
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,914
here he is,

399
00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:52,319
the once and future president

400
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,356
of the United States of America!

401
00:18:00,394 --> 00:18:03,897
Thank you. I am here today

402
00:18:03,998 --> 00:18:06,101
for those who have been wronged.

403
00:18:07,604 --> 00:18:10,437
For those who have been betrayed.

404
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,054
And let me tell you

405
00:18:13,056 --> 00:18:16,894
that nobody in this country
has been betrayed more

406
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,165
than my Ricky Rick.

407
00:18:19,383 --> 00:18:21,242
Huh? What?

408
00:18:21,244 --> 00:18:24,947
Rick, I am so sorry.

409
00:18:24,949 --> 00:18:26,651
And if you are out there,

410
00:18:26,721 --> 00:18:29,273
I want you to know that I love you.

411
00:18:29,507 --> 00:18:31,643
You are the only thing
that keeps me from doing

412
00:18:31,645 --> 00:18:34,114
all this stupid stuff.

413
00:18:34,116 --> 00:18:36,986
When I met you, I
felt in control of myself

414
00:18:36,988 --> 00:18:38,856
for the first time.

415
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:42,765
There has never been anyone
who calmed me down more

416
00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:45,242
than my little Ricky Bear.

417
00:18:45,655 --> 00:18:47,757
You are my boo.

418
00:18:48,095 --> 00:18:51,476
Did he just say that Rick is his boo?

419
00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:55,963
The truth is, some of us
simply can't be alone.

420
00:18:56,151 --> 00:19:00,848
We need a relationship so that
we're accountable to someone.

421
00:19:01,222 --> 00:19:04,192
I realize now how broken I am

422
00:19:04,194 --> 00:19:08,865
without that person who keeps
me from destroying myself.

423
00:19:08,865 --> 00:19:10,434
Sh-Sharon?

424
00:19:10,434 --> 00:19:13,848
And all I've ever done
was take you for granted

425
00:19:13,982 --> 00:19:16,651
and wished I wasn't being controlled.

426
00:19:16,653 --> 00:19:19,590
Hi, Sharon.

427
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,661
Will you please come home?

428
00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:26,363
Rick, I am a giant piece
of shit without you.

429
00:19:26,448 --> 00:19:28,785
I don't deserve another chance.

430
00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:30,681
You have been wronged.

431
00:19:30,683 --> 00:19:32,918
You have been betrayed.

432
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:38,326
And the only person who
deserves retribution is me.

433
00:19:39,018 --> 00:19:43,223
I know you all really want
to rally and rage, but...

434
00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:46,368
the only thing I have to say is...

435
00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:50,137
is that I love Rick.

436
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:55,236
I love Rick! I love Rick!

437
00:19:55,385 --> 00:19:57,754
I love Rick.

438
00:19:57,756 --> 00:19:59,691
I love Rick.

439
00:19:59,914 --> 00:20:04,452
I love Rick! I love Rick!

440
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,371
I love Rick!

441
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,323
- I love Rick!
- I love you, Rick!

442
00:20:08,325 --> 00:20:11,428
I love Rick! I love Rick!

443
00:20:11,428 --> 00:20:13,297
- I love Rick!
- Yeah!

444
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:16,197
I love Rick!

445
00:20:16,199 --> 00:20:18,401
I love Rick! I love Rick!

446
00:20:18,401 --> 00:20:21,031
I love Rick! I love Rick!

447
00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:22,267
I love Rick!

448
00:20:22,269 --> 00:20:24,204
Oh, crap. Here we go again!

449
00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:26,586
I love Rick! I love Rick!

450
00:20:40,062 --> 00:20:42,198
It's okay, Randy. We're back.

451
00:20:42,353 --> 00:20:46,290
I'm sorry I cut your trip short.

452
00:20:46,292 --> 00:20:48,094
It's okay, Randy.

453
00:20:48,096 --> 00:20:50,586
You made it longer
than last spring break.

454
00:20:56,074 --> 00:20:58,243
- Oh. Hey, Mom.
- Stanley,

455
00:20:58,245 --> 00:20:59,913
what have I told you
about playing "Warhammer"

456
00:20:59,915 --> 00:21:02,385
- on the kitchen table?
- Aw!

457
00:21:19,002 --> 00:21:20,904
Oh, Rick!

458
00:21:23,361 --> 00:21:26,197
I don't wanna go through all that again.

459
00:21:26,199 --> 00:21:29,535
I just wanna stay in
South Park with you.

460
00:21:29,730 --> 00:21:33,568
Well, I guess we'll just
have to see what happens.

461
00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:43,820
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