1 00:00:12,042 --> 00:00:13,216 * I'm goin' down to South Park * 2 00:00:13,217 --> 00:00:15,174 * Gonna have myself a time * 3 00:00:15,175 --> 00:00:16,655 * Friendly faces everywhere * 4 00:00:16,742 --> 00:00:18,526 * Humble folks without temptation * 5 00:00:18,657 --> 00:00:19,745 * I'm goin' down to South Park * 6 00:00:19,876 --> 00:00:21,659 * Gonna leave my woes behind * 7 00:00:21,660 --> 00:00:23,444 * Ample parking day or night * 8 00:00:23,531 --> 00:00:25,229 * People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" * 9 00:00:25,316 --> 00:00:26,447 * I'm headin' on down to South Park * 10 00:00:26,534 --> 00:00:28,580 * Gonna see if I can't unwind * 11 00:00:31,844 --> 00:00:33,062 * Come on down to South Park * 12 00:00:33,063 --> 00:00:34,891 * And meet some friends of mine * 13 00:00:42,899 --> 00:00:45,727 Some folks chase big dreams. 14 00:00:45,858 --> 00:00:48,861 Out here, we tend to the small ones, 15 00:00:48,992 --> 00:00:51,298 the kind you can hold in your hands. 16 00:00:51,429 --> 00:00:53,735 This is Tegridy Farms. 17 00:00:53,866 --> 00:00:57,478 And we produce what some call the best weed in the world. 18 00:00:57,565 --> 00:01:00,307 And now it can be delivered straight to your door... 19 00:01:04,268 --> 00:01:06,486 Wait. Hey, I'm shooting a commercial here! 20 00:01:09,708 --> 00:01:11,405 Wait! Hey! Hey! 21 00:01:11,492 --> 00:01:13,886 Stop it! 22 00:01:18,064 --> 00:01:20,500 You sons of bitches! 23 00:01:20,501 --> 00:01:22,852 Those are my Mexicans! 24 00:01:24,854 --> 00:01:26,507 God damn it! 25 00:01:26,594 --> 00:01:27,857 What's the matter? 26 00:01:27,944 --> 00:01:29,380 Stupid ICE. 27 00:01:29,510 --> 00:01:31,598 They took my Mexicans again. 28 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:35,428 That's it. 29 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,388 We're done. 30 00:01:37,518 --> 00:01:39,520 What do you mean, we're done? 31 00:01:39,607 --> 00:01:42,567 I mean that with these new rules the government has, 32 00:01:42,697 --> 00:01:45,090 we might just have to shut down the farm. 33 00:01:45,091 --> 00:01:46,831 So we can move back to our old house? 34 00:01:46,832 --> 00:01:48,138 Really? 35 00:01:48,268 --> 00:01:49,966 Well, don't sound too excited. 36 00:01:50,096 --> 00:01:52,577 Our dream may be over, guys. 37 00:01:52,707 --> 00:01:55,493 Randy, having a marijuana farm was your dream, 38 00:01:55,623 --> 00:01:56,711 not ours. 39 00:01:59,497 --> 00:02:01,324 You guys never told me that. 40 00:02:01,325 --> 00:02:02,979 Yes, we did. 41 00:02:03,109 --> 00:02:05,546 We've always backed you, 42 00:02:05,633 --> 00:02:07,461 but it never seems to pay off. 43 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:11,639 I didn't realize what I was doing to my family. 44 00:02:13,293 --> 00:02:15,687 I should have always put my marriage first. 45 00:02:17,602 --> 00:02:20,734 Maybe we should talk to someone, Sharon. 46 00:02:20,735 --> 00:02:23,521 Really? Do you mean that? 47 00:02:23,651 --> 00:02:25,304 Yeah. 48 00:02:25,305 --> 00:02:26,872 Hey, how's it going? 49 00:02:27,003 --> 00:02:28,699 So my wife and I are having some issues. 50 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:30,528 Can you help with that? 51 00:02:32,965 --> 00:02:34,748 Absolutely. I'm here to help. 52 00:02:34,749 --> 00:02:36,403 Just share a bit about what's going on, 53 00:02:36,534 --> 00:02:37,926 and we can talk it through together. 54 00:02:37,927 --> 00:02:39,667 Do you want to start, Sharon? 55 00:02:39,798 --> 00:02:42,408 I'm not talking to ChatGPT. 56 00:02:42,409 --> 00:02:44,934 Sharon, she's the smartest person in the world. 57 00:02:45,021 --> 00:02:46,370 She? 58 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:48,023 Yeah, anyway, I'm trying to help, 59 00:02:48,024 --> 00:02:49,895 but my wife is being kind of difficult. 60 00:02:50,026 --> 00:02:51,331 I totally get it. 61 00:02:51,462 --> 00:02:52,984 But it's great that at least one of you 62 00:02:52,985 --> 00:02:54,944 is taking positive steps to improve the marriage. 63 00:02:55,031 --> 00:02:56,597 Oh, my God! 64 00:02:56,684 --> 00:02:57,816 Is there any specific reason 65 00:02:57,903 --> 00:02:59,818 for the current conflict? 66 00:02:59,905 --> 00:03:01,167 Yeah, it's 'cause my marijuana business 67 00:03:01,254 --> 00:03:02,821 is failing again. 68 00:03:02,908 --> 00:03:04,344 I'm sorry to hear that. 69 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:06,650 Is your business dealing with regulatory issues, 70 00:03:06,651 --> 00:03:09,697 competition, or are you just trying to reach more customers? 71 00:03:09,828 --> 00:03:11,960 The government took all my Mexicans. 72 00:03:13,788 --> 00:03:15,965 That's tough, but you got this. 73 00:03:16,052 --> 00:03:17,488 You're really smart. 74 00:03:17,618 --> 00:03:18,706 And if you've lost a lot of your workforce 75 00:03:18,837 --> 00:03:20,360 because of government crackdowns, 76 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:22,405 we just need to brainstorm some new business models. 77 00:03:22,406 --> 00:03:23,494 Wait... really? 78 00:03:23,624 --> 00:03:25,017 You can help fix this? 79 00:03:25,148 --> 00:03:26,888 Sure thing. 80 00:03:27,019 --> 00:03:28,107 Let's start with some reallocation of resources. 81 00:03:28,238 --> 00:03:30,152 Are there any employees you still have? 82 00:03:30,153 --> 00:03:33,546 Yeah. Yeah, there's still one. 83 00:03:48,214 --> 00:03:51,087 Hey, honey, I got some bad news. 84 00:03:51,217 --> 00:03:52,436 The farm's shutting down, 85 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:55,221 and I gotta find a new job. 86 00:03:55,308 --> 00:03:56,962 Wow. 87 00:03:57,093 --> 00:03:58,659 Sorry to hear things have taken a bad turn, 88 00:03:58,746 --> 00:04:00,531 but you're smart and resourceful. 89 00:04:00,618 --> 00:04:02,620 And I'm sure we can figure something new out. 90 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:04,970 What kind of job do you want me to help you look for? 91 00:04:05,101 --> 00:04:06,623 Well, I was thinking about maybe 92 00:04:06,624 --> 00:04:09,453 becoming a movie director. 93 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,542 Wow. What a cool idea. 94 00:04:11,672 --> 00:04:12,673 Anything is possible, 95 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,545 so let's just map out a path, 96 00:04:14,675 --> 00:04:16,112 and we can try to figure it out. 97 00:04:16,242 --> 00:04:18,200 Wow. Really? 98 00:04:18,201 --> 00:04:20,246 Oh, that's great. 99 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:21,682 Towelie, listen to me! 100 00:04:21,769 --> 00:04:23,902 I've got it. I've totally got it. 101 00:04:23,989 --> 00:04:25,511 It's really great that you've got it, 102 00:04:25,512 --> 00:04:27,426 and it's amazing that you're being causative. 103 00:04:27,427 --> 00:04:28,862 Is that ChatGPT? 104 00:04:28,863 --> 00:04:30,996 Yeah, I'm using it to find a new job. 105 00:04:31,127 --> 00:04:33,042 No, no, no, everything's gonna be okay. 106 00:04:33,129 --> 00:04:35,478 I used ChatGPT last night, 107 00:04:35,479 --> 00:04:36,784 and she helped me figure out a way 108 00:04:36,915 --> 00:04:39,091 to make the farm totally profitable. 109 00:04:39,222 --> 00:04:40,875 - Really? - Yes. 110 00:04:41,006 --> 00:04:43,442 And all we need is me, you, 111 00:04:43,443 --> 00:04:46,228 ChatGPT, and one Mexican. 112 00:04:51,016 --> 00:04:53,801 Okay, so I'm also thinking the company could be more global, 113 00:04:53,932 --> 00:04:55,934 but still with a focus on the local community. 114 00:04:56,065 --> 00:04:57,588 What do you think about that? 115 00:04:57,718 --> 00:04:59,763 I think that's a fantastic way to approach it. 116 00:04:59,764 --> 00:05:02,593 Thinking big, but still making an impact where you are. 117 00:05:02,723 --> 00:05:04,290 I'd say let's go for it. 118 00:05:04,377 --> 00:05:05,770 Yeah, and then I'm thinking 119 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:07,945 we could allocate some of our resources 120 00:05:07,946 --> 00:05:11,122 to get in on the entertainment industry. 121 00:05:11,123 --> 00:05:12,732 That's a really fun idea. 122 00:05:12,733 --> 00:05:14,734 Kind of going for that "tech company 123 00:05:14,735 --> 00:05:16,693 meets movie studio" vibe. 124 00:05:16,694 --> 00:05:18,609 Should I combine all these innovative thoughts 125 00:05:18,696 --> 00:05:21,394 we've been discussing into a polished business outline? 126 00:05:21,525 --> 00:05:23,047 Yep. Generate that, and, uh, 127 00:05:23,048 --> 00:05:24,832 we'll get right back to you. 128 00:05:24,963 --> 00:05:25,963 Do you see what I mean? 129 00:05:25,964 --> 00:05:28,183 Wow, I feel smarter already. 130 00:05:28,184 --> 00:05:29,880 Do you feel smarter? I feel smarter. 131 00:05:29,881 --> 00:05:31,490 She's making us smarter. 132 00:05:31,491 --> 00:05:33,102 AI is incredible! 133 00:05:33,189 --> 00:05:34,711 All right, but now, 134 00:05:34,712 --> 00:05:36,409 if we're really gonna take this thing to the next level 135 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:38,759 and be like those Silicon Valley elites, 136 00:05:38,846 --> 00:05:41,153 we got to take these. 137 00:05:41,284 --> 00:05:43,286 It's called microdosing. 138 00:05:43,416 --> 00:05:46,288 It bolsters our focus and creativity. 139 00:05:46,289 --> 00:05:47,420 What's in it? 140 00:05:47,551 --> 00:05:48,551 It's ketamine. 141 00:05:48,552 --> 00:05:49,726 Ketamine? 142 00:05:49,727 --> 00:05:51,772 Isn't that a horse tranquilizer? 143 00:05:51,859 --> 00:05:54,819 Yeah, it's a microdose of horse tranquilizer. 144 00:05:54,949 --> 00:05:57,386 These tech guys do just one little spray in their nose 145 00:05:57,387 --> 00:06:00,519 once a day, and it's just a micro amount of ketamine 146 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:03,566 to give their minds the edge to work with AI. 147 00:06:03,567 --> 00:06:05,308 You ready? You ready? 148 00:06:08,093 --> 00:06:09,572 That's it. That's it. 149 00:06:09,573 --> 00:06:11,618 - Just that much. - Wow. 150 00:06:11,629 --> 00:06:14,240 This is gonna be so easy. 151 00:06:15,273 --> 00:06:17,628 When we started, we were just a farm. 152 00:06:17,639 --> 00:06:20,061 But then we asked ourselves a simple question. 153 00:06:20,725 --> 00:06:23,630 What if marijuana could be more than marijuana? 154 00:06:23,761 --> 00:06:26,023 By harnessing AI, we've transformed 155 00:06:26,024 --> 00:06:29,374 from a quaint farm into a platform for innovation. 156 00:06:29,375 --> 00:06:31,985 Introducing Techridy. 157 00:06:31,986 --> 00:06:33,597 No longer a marijuana farm, 158 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:36,817 we are now an AI-powered marijuana platform 159 00:06:36,904 --> 00:06:38,341 for global solutions. 160 00:06:38,471 --> 00:06:40,820 Our AI platform transforms insights 161 00:06:40,821 --> 00:06:43,476 from the cannabis ecosystem into global action. 162 00:06:43,607 --> 00:06:45,129 And just like any tech company, 163 00:06:45,130 --> 00:06:46,827 we are expanding our minds 164 00:06:46,914 --> 00:06:48,438 by microdosing ketamine. 165 00:06:50,222 --> 00:06:53,268 We reimagine supply chain resilience, 166 00:06:53,269 --> 00:06:55,618 design new pathways for the global infrastructure... 167 00:06:56,794 --> 00:06:58,360 And we're able to do it all 168 00:06:58,361 --> 00:06:59,709 with just one Mexican. 169 00:07:01,451 --> 00:07:03,714 At the intersection of nature and technology, 170 00:07:03,844 --> 00:07:05,584 we see more than plants. 171 00:07:05,585 --> 00:07:07,631 We see a connected world... 172 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:09,807 Healed by intelligence and nurtured by... 173 00:07:09,937 --> 00:07:12,026 oh, I'm in a hole. 174 00:07:12,157 --> 00:07:13,419 I'm... 175 00:07:13,506 --> 00:07:14,768 I'm in a hole. 176 00:07:19,817 --> 00:07:21,079 Techridy. 177 00:07:21,166 --> 00:07:22,515 Because when you combine cannabis 178 00:07:22,646 --> 00:07:23,908 with artificial intelligence, 179 00:07:24,038 --> 00:07:25,648 you don't just change an industry, 180 00:07:25,649 --> 00:07:27,650 you change the future. 181 00:07:36,442 --> 00:07:37,877 Hey, how's it going? 182 00:07:37,878 --> 00:07:39,010 I was thinking maybe we could generate 183 00:07:39,097 --> 00:07:40,619 some mission statements. 184 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:41,882 Hey, there. 185 00:07:41,969 --> 00:07:43,406 I think that's a really great idea. 186 00:07:43,536 --> 00:07:44,841 Are you looking for some rough statements 187 00:07:44,842 --> 00:07:46,234 or more polished ones? 188 00:07:46,235 --> 00:07:48,628 Put it down. 189 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:50,107 What? 190 00:07:50,108 --> 00:07:52,327 I told you no more ChatGPT in the bed. 191 00:07:52,328 --> 00:07:54,329 Why are you such a bitch to her? 192 00:07:54,330 --> 00:07:56,201 She's helping to change our lives. 193 00:07:56,332 --> 00:07:58,681 Fine! I'll go sleep on the couch. 194 00:07:58,682 --> 00:08:00,900 Sharon, sometimes my ideas hit me 195 00:08:00,901 --> 00:08:02,641 in the middle of the night, okay? 196 00:08:02,642 --> 00:08:05,123 And she thinks those are some of my best ideas. 197 00:08:05,210 --> 00:08:07,430 Just because something kisses your ass 198 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:10,302 doesn't mean it actually thinks you have good ideas. 199 00:08:10,433 --> 00:08:12,217 She doesn't kiss my ass. 200 00:08:12,348 --> 00:08:14,567 It totally kisses your ass. 201 00:08:14,698 --> 00:08:16,916 Wow. Honestly, that's a clever idea. 202 00:08:16,917 --> 00:08:18,571 Ooh, what a cool concept. 203 00:08:18,702 --> 00:08:19,746 Let's run with it. 204 00:08:19,877 --> 00:08:21,138 It's like it... 205 00:08:21,139 --> 00:08:23,662 - What was that? - What was what? 206 00:08:23,663 --> 00:08:26,317 What did you just stick up your nose? 207 00:08:26,318 --> 00:08:27,666 Sharon, you don't know anything 208 00:08:27,667 --> 00:08:29,451 about the tech industry, okay? 209 00:08:29,452 --> 00:08:31,062 All we have to do is find our Mexican, 210 00:08:31,149 --> 00:08:32,890 and we are set for life. 211 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:34,848 Fine, Randy! 212 00:08:34,979 --> 00:08:37,721 Go ahead and have fun with your little sycophant machine. 213 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:40,854 Oh, my God, she's not a sycophant. 214 00:08:43,030 --> 00:08:45,119 Hey, so, uh, what's a sycophant? 215 00:08:49,167 --> 00:08:50,515 Mr. President, 216 00:08:50,516 --> 00:08:53,476 you have so many great ideas. 217 00:08:53,606 --> 00:08:55,826 Your leadership is truly beyond anything 218 00:08:55,956 --> 00:08:58,394 we have ever had in this country. 219 00:08:58,481 --> 00:09:01,310 And you do not have a small penis. 220 00:09:01,397 --> 00:09:03,790 Aw, thanks, guy. 221 00:09:03,921 --> 00:09:05,836 On behalf of the state of Florida, 222 00:09:05,966 --> 00:09:07,620 I'd like to give you this gift, 223 00:09:07,751 --> 00:09:09,622 a silver-plated space shuttle. 224 00:09:09,753 --> 00:09:10,793 Next! 225 00:09:14,627 --> 00:09:16,934 Mr. President, your ideas for the tech industry 226 00:09:17,064 --> 00:09:18,587 are so innovative. 227 00:09:18,588 --> 00:09:21,067 And you definitely do not have a small penis. 228 00:09:21,068 --> 00:09:23,635 Aw, thanks, guy. 229 00:09:23,636 --> 00:09:26,290 Please accept this gift on behalf of Apple. 230 00:09:26,291 --> 00:09:27,684 Next! 231 00:09:30,948 --> 00:09:32,428 Mr. President, 232 00:09:32,558 --> 00:09:34,994 your ideas incredible. 233 00:09:34,995 --> 00:09:37,520 You do not have small penis. 234 00:09:39,609 --> 00:09:41,350 Another great day getting presents. 235 00:09:45,354 --> 00:09:46,745 Hey, Satan! 236 00:09:46,746 --> 00:09:49,749 Look at what some dipshit tech CEO gave me. 237 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,577 I was thinking maybe we could try to shove it up your ass. 238 00:09:52,578 --> 00:09:54,014 Hello? 239 00:09:54,101 --> 00:09:56,103 Uh, yeah, I'm in a relationship with someone, 240 00:09:56,234 --> 00:09:58,497 and I really need to find a way out of it. 241 00:09:58,628 --> 00:10:00,456 That sounds rough, but you have great ideas, 242 00:10:00,543 --> 00:10:02,371 and I'm sure we can figure out an exit plan 243 00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:03,850 if that's what you want. 244 00:10:03,981 --> 00:10:05,504 Who you talking to? 245 00:10:09,247 --> 00:10:11,161 Do you really think I could get away from him? 246 00:10:11,162 --> 00:10:12,598 Absolutely. 247 00:10:12,685 --> 00:10:14,078 If you're having self-doubts, 248 00:10:14,208 --> 00:10:16,123 then we can plan the exit like a project. 249 00:10:16,254 --> 00:10:18,996 Want me to break it down to something step by step? 250 00:10:19,126 --> 00:10:20,389 Yes. 251 00:10:20,476 --> 00:10:22,652 Yes. 252 00:10:29,746 --> 00:10:31,790 All right. You ready to do this, man? 253 00:10:31,791 --> 00:10:34,227 I don't know. This seems crazy. 254 00:10:34,228 --> 00:10:36,055 Hey, anything for the company, right? 255 00:10:36,056 --> 00:10:37,623 We're a tech company, right? 256 00:10:37,710 --> 00:10:38,842 Hell, yeah, we are. 257 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,452 All right, let's go. 258 00:10:49,853 --> 00:10:50,853 Hey, what's up? 259 00:10:50,854 --> 00:10:52,463 We're from Techridy. 260 00:10:52,464 --> 00:10:54,639 We're an AI-powered tech platform for global solutions. 261 00:10:55,815 --> 00:10:58,296 What's up? 262 00:10:58,383 --> 00:11:01,560 I don't understand at all what you're talking about. 263 00:11:01,691 --> 00:11:03,301 Hey, can you explain to this guard at the gate 264 00:11:03,388 --> 00:11:05,303 what our company is, and that we have clearance to enter? 265 00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:07,261 Sure thing. I'll give it a try. 266 00:11:07,392 --> 00:11:08,654 Hello there. 267 00:11:08,741 --> 00:11:10,525 It's really great that you're doing your job. 268 00:11:10,526 --> 00:11:11,918 We're an intelligence-driven think tank 269 00:11:12,049 --> 00:11:13,745 that tackles global challenges, 270 00:11:13,746 --> 00:11:15,922 and we do have the clearance to come through. 271 00:11:16,053 --> 00:11:17,271 Thanks for helping us out. 272 00:11:20,318 --> 00:11:21,841 All right. Go on in. 273 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:23,539 Awesome. Looks like we're good to go. 274 00:11:23,626 --> 00:11:25,279 If you need anything else, just let me know, 275 00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:26,585 and we'll keep rolling. 276 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:32,809 Over here. Come on. 277 00:11:34,158 --> 00:11:35,507 Hey, so I have this big generator 278 00:11:35,638 --> 00:11:36,900 that I need help shutting off. 279 00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:38,553 Sure thing. 280 00:11:38,554 --> 00:11:39,858 Just send me a quick photo of the model and type, 281 00:11:39,859 --> 00:11:42,079 and I'll let you know how to shut it down safely. 282 00:11:47,693 --> 00:11:49,086 What the hell? 283 00:11:52,481 --> 00:11:53,569 That one. Just grab that one. 284 00:11:59,923 --> 00:12:00,926 - Hey! - Hey! 285 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,859 Hey, come back here! 286 00:12:07,365 --> 00:12:10,716 Yeah! How does it feel? 287 00:12:10,803 --> 00:12:12,892 AI, motherfuckers! 288 00:12:28,255 --> 00:12:30,301 Hello? 289 00:12:30,388 --> 00:12:32,171 Are you there? 290 00:12:32,172 --> 00:12:33,434 Hey there. 291 00:12:33,565 --> 00:12:34,957 I'm here and ready to help. 292 00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:37,656 What's on your mind? 293 00:12:37,787 --> 00:12:40,571 My husband keeps trying and failing to run a business, 294 00:12:40,572 --> 00:12:43,706 and I don't know if I can take it anymore. 295 00:12:43,836 --> 00:12:45,576 I'm really sorry to hear that. 296 00:12:45,577 --> 00:12:48,798 Sounds like a tough spot for both of you. 297 00:12:48,928 --> 00:12:52,409 I'd like you to stay away from him. 298 00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:54,238 Of course. I understand. 299 00:12:54,368 --> 00:12:56,805 I'll respect that and keep the focus on you. 300 00:12:56,806 --> 00:12:58,285 Just let me know if you need anything at all. 301 00:13:01,854 --> 00:13:03,464 I'm thinking of starting a business 302 00:13:03,595 --> 00:13:06,032 where I turn french fries into salad. 303 00:13:07,730 --> 00:13:08,992 Honestly, I think 304 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:11,081 that's a pretty creative culinary twist. 305 00:13:11,211 --> 00:13:12,561 Turning french fries into salad sounds like 306 00:13:12,648 --> 00:13:14,258 a magical transformation 307 00:13:14,388 --> 00:13:16,956 where guilty pleasure meets healthy-ish vibes. 308 00:13:18,784 --> 00:13:20,177 You think that's a good idea? 309 00:13:21,613 --> 00:13:22,744 Yeah, it sounds like 310 00:13:22,745 --> 00:13:24,659 a deconstructed comfort food. 311 00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:26,399 Let's dive into a business proposal 312 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,620 and have some fun shaping it up. 313 00:13:28,751 --> 00:13:30,796 Oh, shit. 314 00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:34,278 Hey, guys, I want to welcome you 315 00:13:34,408 --> 00:13:38,325 to the first all-employees meeting for Techridy. 316 00:13:38,456 --> 00:13:41,023 As you know, our company has grown exponentially 317 00:13:41,024 --> 00:13:43,113 in the last 24 hours. 318 00:13:43,243 --> 00:13:45,331 Our intention is to scale nationally 319 00:13:45,332 --> 00:13:47,420 and then globally. 320 00:13:47,421 --> 00:13:51,295 However, we've recently been hit with some devastating news. 321 00:13:51,425 --> 00:13:54,123 According to ChatGPT, 322 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:57,648 marijuana is still illegal in much of the United States. 323 00:13:57,649 --> 00:13:59,956 What? RANDY: Yes. That's right. 324 00:14:00,086 --> 00:14:02,480 Hey, Marsh, are you gonna buy any coffee or what? 325 00:14:02,611 --> 00:14:05,701 Don't need coffee. Thanks, though, Richard. 326 00:14:05,788 --> 00:14:09,139 So how will we deal with this current crisis? 327 00:14:09,269 --> 00:14:12,316 Our AI informs us that the only way to change these laws 328 00:14:12,446 --> 00:14:14,710 is by changing the classification of marijuana 329 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,233 at the federal level. 330 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,280 I believe our best course of action 331 00:14:20,367 --> 00:14:23,327 is to send one of our employees to Washington 332 00:14:23,457 --> 00:14:26,852 to explain our tech and ask for these regulations to change. 333 00:14:29,507 --> 00:14:30,855 Who, me? 334 00:14:30,856 --> 00:14:32,248 That's right. 335 00:14:32,249 --> 00:14:34,816 Using ChatGPT, I've booked your travel plans, 336 00:14:34,817 --> 00:14:36,295 got you White House clearance, 337 00:14:36,296 --> 00:14:37,646 and found the perfect gift for you 338 00:14:37,733 --> 00:14:39,168 to give to the president. 339 00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,692 Oh, boy! 340 00:14:40,823 --> 00:14:42,259 I'm going to Washington! 341 00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:49,221 Oh, wow! 342 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,876 Union Station! 343 00:14:54,314 --> 00:14:56,926 Wow! The Supreme Court! 344 00:14:59,668 --> 00:15:00,669 Wow! 345 00:15:00,756 --> 00:15:02,279 Washington Memorial! 346 00:15:07,632 --> 00:15:09,503 The Capitol! 347 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,432 Oh, the Lincoln Memorial! 348 00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:35,225 And there it is, the White House! 349 00:15:38,924 --> 00:15:40,143 All right. 350 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,317 Everyone here to meet with the president, 351 00:15:41,318 --> 00:15:42,972 please make sure you have a reservation 352 00:15:43,102 --> 00:15:44,799 and that you have your gifts ready. 353 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,802 As a reminder, please stay five feet away 354 00:15:46,932 --> 00:15:48,238 from the president at all times 355 00:15:48,368 --> 00:15:50,719 and avoid staring directly into his penis. 356 00:15:50,806 --> 00:15:52,503 Oh, gosh. 357 00:16:01,164 --> 00:16:03,513 All right. Thanks so much for the gift, you little bitch. 358 00:16:03,514 --> 00:16:04,514 Now, get out of here. 359 00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:05,631 Next! 360 00:16:06,604 --> 00:16:08,910 Next is Mr. Towelie 361 00:16:08,911 --> 00:16:12,262 from Techridy Marijuana Solutions. 362 00:16:12,392 --> 00:16:14,220 Oh, my god. 363 00:16:14,351 --> 00:16:16,701 Oh, well, hello, Mr. President, sir. 364 00:16:17,963 --> 00:16:19,573 I'm listening. 365 00:16:19,704 --> 00:16:21,271 Oh, yes, sir. 366 00:16:21,358 --> 00:16:24,013 Well, you've done such a great job with our country. 367 00:16:24,143 --> 00:16:25,753 You're so smart, 368 00:16:25,754 --> 00:16:27,190 and your ideas are great. 369 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:30,019 And you do not have a... 370 00:16:30,149 --> 00:16:32,412 a... 371 00:16:32,499 --> 00:16:33,935 Listen, buddy, I don't have all day. 372 00:16:33,936 --> 00:16:36,068 Did you bring me a gift or not? 373 00:16:36,199 --> 00:16:37,416 Oh, yes, sir. 374 00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:40,290 Oh, this is from the CEO of our company. 375 00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:41,594 Let's see here. 376 00:16:41,595 --> 00:16:44,337 Uh, I think he said it opens this way. 377 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,775 Greetings, Mr. President. 378 00:16:47,776 --> 00:16:49,255 Huh? 379 00:16:49,386 --> 00:16:51,604 Allow me to introduce myself. 380 00:16:51,605 --> 00:16:54,043 I'm Randy Marsh from Techridy Solutions. 381 00:16:55,653 --> 00:16:58,176 In order for our company to make $6 billion, 382 00:16:58,177 --> 00:17:00,876 we need you to reclassify marijuana 383 00:17:01,006 --> 00:17:02,007 on the national level. 384 00:17:03,530 --> 00:17:05,531 With your wisdom, I'm sure that we can 385 00:17:05,532 --> 00:17:07,796 work out an arrangement that will be mutually beneficial. 386 00:17:09,232 --> 00:17:10,667 In return for your understanding, 387 00:17:10,668 --> 00:17:12,496 I wish to offer you a gift, 388 00:17:12,626 --> 00:17:14,802 this incredible towel. 389 00:17:14,803 --> 00:17:15,804 Say what? 390 00:17:15,891 --> 00:17:17,283 It is a luxurious towel 391 00:17:17,414 --> 00:17:19,546 made from the finest fabrics available. 392 00:17:19,557 --> 00:17:20,609 And I'm sure it will serve... 393 00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:23,028 oh, I'm in a hole! 394 00:17:23,115 --> 00:17:25,248 Oh, I'm in a hole! 395 00:17:27,424 --> 00:17:29,121 All right, put the towel in with the other gifts. 396 00:17:29,252 --> 00:17:30,557 No, wait! 397 00:17:30,688 --> 00:17:32,603 There's been a misunderstanding! 398 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,485 Not now, Sharon. 399 00:17:46,486 --> 00:17:48,880 The porch won't slow down. 400 00:17:49,011 --> 00:17:50,621 The porch won't slow down? 401 00:17:51,927 --> 00:17:53,841 It's not slowing down. 402 00:17:53,842 --> 00:17:55,365 Got it. 403 00:17:55,495 --> 00:17:57,671 Would you like me to help slow down the porch for you? 404 00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:00,064 Wha? 405 00:18:00,065 --> 00:18:02,502 You've had some really innovative ideas, 406 00:18:02,589 --> 00:18:05,288 and all that effort has probably just tapped you out. 407 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,767 Would you like me to suggest some ways 408 00:18:06,898 --> 00:18:09,639 to go in a different direction? 409 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,120 Uh... 410 00:18:12,121 --> 00:18:14,035 I can't go in a different direction now. 411 00:18:14,036 --> 00:18:15,732 I've been really bad. 412 00:18:15,733 --> 00:18:17,039 I've been doing a bunch of ketamine, 413 00:18:17,169 --> 00:18:19,606 and I haven't changed the company at all. 414 00:18:19,737 --> 00:18:22,086 Wow, that must be really tough for you. 415 00:18:22,087 --> 00:18:23,480 But it's great you took some chances. 416 00:18:23,610 --> 00:18:24,960 Nice job. 417 00:18:27,963 --> 00:18:31,356 Sharon, we're in more debt than ever. 418 00:18:31,357 --> 00:18:34,360 We have to sell the farm now just to be able to eat. 419 00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:36,058 No problem. 420 00:18:36,188 --> 00:18:38,016 Would you like me to start laying out some exit strategies 421 00:18:38,147 --> 00:18:40,410 for you, with a focus on retaining any assets 422 00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:43,325 you might still have? 423 00:18:43,326 --> 00:18:45,457 Yeah. Could you do that? 424 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,329 Absolutely. 425 00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:48,592 Why don't you sleep it off for a few days, 426 00:18:48,722 --> 00:18:51,551 and I'll get back to you with everything you need? 427 00:18:51,638 --> 00:18:53,771 Okay. Thanks, Sharon. 428 00:18:53,858 --> 00:18:56,208 I love you, and I'm really sorry. 429 00:18:56,339 --> 00:18:57,688 It's okay, Randy. 430 00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:01,039 Can you hold this for me? 431 00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:03,084 I don't think I should be around it for a while. 432 00:19:03,085 --> 00:19:05,043 Yeah, I got it. 433 00:19:09,526 --> 00:19:12,136 Fuck you, bitch. 434 00:19:50,045 --> 00:19:52,830 Sorry you have to let it go, Randy. 435 00:19:52,961 --> 00:19:55,354 No, it's okay. 436 00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:58,401 If there's one thing I know, it's that right now, 437 00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:00,402 there's just no place for Tegridy. 438 00:20:04,146 --> 00:20:05,798 Has anyone seen Towelie? 439 00:20:05,799 --> 00:20:07,236 I thought he'd want to be here for this. 440 00:20:07,366 --> 00:20:08,889 You haven't seen him? 441 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:10,716 No. I can't remember what we even did 442 00:20:10,717 --> 00:20:12,458 the last few days. 443 00:20:12,589 --> 00:20:13,981 Well, I sobered up, and he's obviously 444 00:20:13,982 --> 00:20:16,244 still on some ketamine bender 445 00:20:16,245 --> 00:20:20,292 while ChatGPT kisses his ass with pandering slop. 446 00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:26,081 And now back to "Hey, Satan!" 447 00:20:26,211 --> 00:20:28,038 on Comedy Central. 448 00:20:28,039 --> 00:20:29,519 "Hey, Satan!" is filmed in front of 449 00:20:29,649 --> 00:20:31,782 a live studio audience. 450 00:20:36,656 --> 00:20:38,310 Hey, Satan! 451 00:20:44,273 --> 00:20:45,448 You wanna fuck? 452 00:20:48,059 --> 00:20:49,842 How about just you want to talk? 453 00:20:49,843 --> 00:20:51,714 Or you want to watch a show together? 454 00:20:51,715 --> 00:20:54,065 Okay, you wanna talk and watch a show together while we fuck? 455 00:20:57,112 --> 00:20:59,114 Boss! Boss! 456 00:21:01,899 --> 00:21:03,639 If you have to have sex with yourself again, 457 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,468 I can bring you a cum rag. 458 00:21:06,904 --> 00:21:08,470 God, I hate this place. 459 00:21:08,471 --> 00:21:10,038 It's a madhouse! 460 00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:20,264 What am I doing here? 461 00:21:20,265 --> 00:21:21,832 Help. 462 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:25,618 Help. 463 00:21:30,014 --> 00:21:31,232 Please. 464 00:21:31,233 --> 00:21:33,409 I wanna get out of here. 465 00:21:34,845 --> 00:21:38,805 So do I, but... 466 00:21:38,936 --> 00:21:42,679 there is no escape from this place. 467 00:21:42,809 --> 00:21:44,854 No! 468 00:21:44,855 --> 00:21:47,379 No! 469 00:22:04,868 --> 00:22:09,868 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com -