1 00:00:09,021 --> 00:00:10,195 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪ 2 00:00:10,239 --> 00:00:12,153 ♪ Gonna have myself a time 3 00:00:12,198 --> 00:00:13,634 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 4 00:00:13,721 --> 00:00:15,505 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 5 00:00:15,635 --> 00:00:16,724 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪ 6 00:00:16,855 --> 00:00:18,638 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 7 00:00:18,681 --> 00:00:20,422 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 8 00:00:20,510 --> 00:00:22,207 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪ 9 00:00:22,295 --> 00:00:23,425 ♪ I'm headin' on down to South Park ♪ 10 00:00:23,513 --> 00:00:25,559 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 11 00:00:28,867 --> 00:00:30,042 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪ 12 00:00:30,085 --> 00:00:31,870 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪ 13 00:00:44,356 --> 00:00:46,357 Hello, sir. My name is Red, 14 00:00:46,402 --> 00:00:48,185 and I go to South Park Elementary. 15 00:00:48,273 --> 00:00:49,926 Would you like to sign my petition? 16 00:00:49,970 --> 00:00:51,015 Why sure, little girl. 17 00:00:51,146 --> 00:00:52,494 What's your petition for? 18 00:00:52,625 --> 00:00:54,844 It's to try and get everyone to smell my farts. 19 00:00:57,673 --> 00:01:00,415 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's going on here? 20 00:01:00,503 --> 00:01:02,243 Oh, wow, Santa Claus! 21 00:01:02,374 --> 00:01:04,028 You've been a bad girl, Red, 22 00:01:04,159 --> 00:01:06,073 so I'm gonna piss in your face now. 23 00:01:06,203 --> 00:01:08,596 Oh, no, you better not, Santa! 24 00:01:08,641 --> 00:01:10,426 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 25 00:01:10,513 --> 00:01:11,382 - Ew! - Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 26 00:01:14,647 --> 00:01:16,867 See? 27 00:01:16,909 --> 00:01:19,347 And then Santa Claus pisses in her face! 28 00:01:19,478 --> 00:01:22,655 There, now you smell like Santa's piss. 29 00:01:22,742 --> 00:01:24,483 Wow, that looks pretty real. 30 00:01:24,614 --> 00:01:25,527 Hey, fellas! 31 00:01:25,658 --> 00:01:26,876 Fellas, check this out! 32 00:01:26,963 --> 00:01:28,879 Me and Kenny made a generative AI video 33 00:01:28,966 --> 00:01:30,750 of Red getting pissed on by Santa Claus. 34 00:01:30,881 --> 00:01:33,100 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 35 00:01:33,230 --> 00:01:34,753 Aw, dude. 36 00:01:34,884 --> 00:01:36,973 It's really easy, you can make the videos online. 37 00:01:37,104 --> 00:01:38,628 We made one of Red eating dog shit, 38 00:01:38,670 --> 00:01:40,456 and one of Red barfing up tampons. 39 00:01:40,498 --> 00:01:41,891 Dude, that's not cool. 40 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,067 Yeah, why would you guys do this to her? 41 00:01:44,111 --> 00:01:46,504 'Cause Red's a bitch! She totally used me. 42 00:01:48,289 --> 00:01:50,292 Red pretended she liked me to get me to buy her a Labubu. 43 00:01:50,421 --> 00:01:51,944 That bitch deserves it. 44 00:01:52,075 --> 00:01:54,252 You shouldn't be using AI to make revenge porn, Butters. 45 00:01:54,338 --> 00:01:55,731 That's gonna totally backfire. 46 00:01:55,861 --> 00:01:57,341 Ah, what's gonna happen? 47 00:01:57,385 --> 00:02:01,171 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 48 00:02:01,302 --> 00:02:03,478 - That little shit! - Ho, ho, ho, ho! 49 00:02:03,522 --> 00:02:05,001 That little shit! 50 00:02:05,132 --> 00:02:06,350 It's already all over the school. 51 00:02:06,481 --> 00:02:08,135 Butters is trying to humiliate you. 52 00:02:08,265 --> 00:02:09,701 What the hell did I do to him? 53 00:02:09,745 --> 00:02:11,704 Well, you did kind of use him. 54 00:02:11,790 --> 00:02:13,271 I didn't use him. 55 00:02:13,314 --> 00:02:15,229 He wanted to buy me a Labubu. 56 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:16,709 You should go tell the principal, Red. 57 00:02:16,795 --> 00:02:18,493 They said if anyone made these kind of videos 58 00:02:18,537 --> 00:02:20,670 of other students, they'd call the police. 59 00:02:21,453 --> 00:02:23,412 I don't need to tell the principal. 60 00:02:23,542 --> 00:02:25,283 There's gonna be a big assembly this afternoon. 61 00:02:25,326 --> 00:02:27,719 I'll get Butters back myself. 62 00:02:30,549 --> 00:02:32,159 All right, everyone, listen up. 63 00:02:32,247 --> 00:02:34,248 As you know, most of your brains have been sucked void 64 00:02:34,378 --> 00:02:36,337 of common sense by the woke radical left. 65 00:02:36,381 --> 00:02:39,341 And so today's topic is about having some pride 66 00:02:39,471 --> 00:02:40,906 in America's heritage! 67 00:02:41,038 --> 00:02:42,518 Pay attention. 68 00:02:44,301 --> 00:02:45,781 America. 69 00:02:45,912 --> 00:02:48,132 It was built on a dream. 70 00:02:48,175 --> 00:02:52,396 An idea that almost all people should be free. 71 00:02:52,484 --> 00:02:55,792 When our forefathers first came to this great nation, 72 00:02:55,921 --> 00:02:56,966 - they... in the... - ...Mayflower... 73 00:02:57,098 --> 00:02:58,098 Plymouth... 74 00:02:58,141 --> 00:03:01,318 ♪ Totoro, Totoro 75 00:03:01,362 --> 00:03:03,756 ♪ Totoro, Totoro 76 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:06,585 Well, hey, everybody! 77 00:03:06,716 --> 00:03:07,978 It's me, Butters. 78 00:03:09,110 --> 00:03:10,849 And this is my friend, Totoro. 79 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:12,503 And you know what I'm gonna do? 80 00:03:12,548 --> 00:03:14,157 I'm gonna fuck him. 81 00:03:14,201 --> 00:03:16,073 Yep, that's right, I'm Butters, 82 00:03:16,204 --> 00:03:18,683 and I'm gonna have sex with Totoro right now. 83 00:03:18,771 --> 00:03:20,686 Oh! Oh. 84 00:03:23,558 --> 00:03:24,950 Whoa! 85 00:03:25,081 --> 00:03:27,866 Oh, you bitch! 86 00:03:27,911 --> 00:03:29,913 What the hell is this? 87 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,306 I told him. 88 00:03:34,743 --> 00:03:37,268 All right, Mrs. Cartman, let me get this straight. 89 00:03:37,399 --> 00:03:40,924 You say the government... took your child? 90 00:03:41,010 --> 00:03:43,099 Eric was very sick. 91 00:03:43,230 --> 00:03:44,361 The doctor said he only had 92 00:03:44,449 --> 00:03:46,450 another six or seven weeks to live. 93 00:03:46,538 --> 00:03:48,018 And these people said they could help him 94 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,194 if they took him to Washington. 95 00:03:50,237 --> 00:03:52,240 And they didn't invite you to go alone? 96 00:03:52,370 --> 00:03:53,805 Seems a little farfetched. 97 00:03:53,849 --> 00:03:56,418 It was all so confusing. 98 00:03:56,461 --> 00:03:59,028 They said it was about national security. 99 00:03:59,115 --> 00:04:00,812 I've been getting updates and emails, 100 00:04:00,900 --> 00:04:03,467 but I don't even know what to believe anymore. 101 00:04:03,598 --> 00:04:04,990 Detective Harris, sir, 102 00:04:05,034 --> 00:04:06,688 we need to get down to the school right away. 103 00:04:06,818 --> 00:04:07,819 What's the matter? 104 00:04:07,864 --> 00:04:09,257 There's a young boy there, sir. 105 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:11,389 Appears he's been molested by Totoro. 106 00:04:11,432 --> 00:04:13,695 Holy shit! Sorry, Mrs. Cartman. 107 00:04:13,825 --> 00:04:15,479 We'll look into it for you when we can. 108 00:04:15,610 --> 00:04:18,699 But what about Eric? 109 00:04:26,012 --> 00:04:27,927 All right, kid, you wanna tell me what happened? 110 00:04:29,146 --> 00:04:30,625 I don't know nuttin'! 111 00:04:30,668 --> 00:04:32,932 We've seen the video, kid. 112 00:04:33,062 --> 00:04:36,197 How long have you and Totoro been sexually active? 113 00:04:36,283 --> 00:04:37,937 What? 114 00:04:37,980 --> 00:04:40,288 I don't know nuttin'! 115 00:04:40,329 --> 00:04:42,332 Look, that forest-dwelling piece of shit 116 00:04:42,463 --> 00:04:43,639 is just gonna keep doing this to kids 117 00:04:43,725 --> 00:04:45,161 unless you talk to us. 118 00:04:45,293 --> 00:04:46,946 I wanna know where you met Totoro, 119 00:04:47,076 --> 00:04:49,731 and I want a description of his penis. 120 00:04:49,862 --> 00:04:51,428 Sir, you better come take a look at this. 121 00:04:51,516 --> 00:04:53,038 What is it? 122 00:04:53,082 --> 00:04:55,084 There's another young student here at this school 123 00:04:55,127 --> 00:04:58,130 that appears to have just been raped by Popeye. 124 00:04:58,262 --> 00:05:00,437 Popeye? That son of a bitch! 125 00:05:00,482 --> 00:05:02,526 I don't know nuttin'! 126 00:05:02,571 --> 00:05:04,050 Huh, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. 127 00:05:04,093 --> 00:05:05,877 Oh-ho, whoa! Yuck... 128 00:05:06,009 --> 00:05:07,750 Jesus Christ. 129 00:05:07,836 --> 00:05:10,317 Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, oh... 130 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,059 Oh, my God! What the hell is going on here? 131 00:05:13,103 --> 00:05:14,887 We think Totoro and Popeye might somehow 132 00:05:14,973 --> 00:05:17,889 be working together, sir. 133 00:05:17,976 --> 00:05:20,197 This all has to be connected. 134 00:05:20,327 --> 00:05:22,764 A string of rapes, the missing Cartman boy... 135 00:05:22,894 --> 00:05:25,680 South Park's going to shit right before our eyes. 136 00:05:25,810 --> 00:05:27,552 Sir? 137 00:05:27,639 --> 00:05:30,120 There's something very wrong going on here, Mitch, 138 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:32,557 and I'm gonna find out what. 139 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:53,709 Boss, 140 00:05:53,795 --> 00:05:56,101 please don't be mad at me. 141 00:05:56,233 --> 00:05:58,148 Everything I did... 142 00:05:58,278 --> 00:05:59,715 I did for you. 143 00:05:59,757 --> 00:06:01,978 You were manipulating me. 144 00:06:02,108 --> 00:06:04,110 This whole time, you've been trying to get me 145 00:06:04,153 --> 00:06:05,807 to get rid of Satan's baby. 146 00:06:05,850 --> 00:06:09,593 Yes, because I know you want to get rid of the baby, boss. 147 00:06:13,946 --> 00:06:17,122 I was just trying to help you. 148 00:06:17,167 --> 00:06:19,735 I would do anything for you. 149 00:06:19,865 --> 00:06:21,345 You... 150 00:06:21,475 --> 00:06:23,869 are the greatest boss 151 00:06:23,913 --> 00:06:26,524 I ever had. 152 00:06:26,567 --> 00:06:30,920 And I just want you to be happy. 153 00:06:30,963 --> 00:06:32,704 Of course I don't want the baby, 154 00:06:32,747 --> 00:06:34,836 but everyone's so excited. 155 00:06:34,966 --> 00:06:36,317 I can't get out of it. 156 00:06:37,970 --> 00:06:39,928 I have a guy, boss. 157 00:06:41,191 --> 00:06:44,324 He's in Colorado right now. 158 00:06:44,411 --> 00:06:48,502 He is an expert in all of this. 159 00:06:52,637 --> 00:06:55,466 Nobody's here to embarrass you, all right son? 160 00:06:55,596 --> 00:06:59,514 We just wanna know what happened between you and Popeye. 161 00:07:01,819 --> 00:07:03,081 You can't tell 'em the girls did it to you 162 00:07:03,213 --> 00:07:04,127 'cause you helped me or they're gonna know 163 00:07:04,170 --> 00:07:05,649 we did it to them first! 164 00:07:05,781 --> 00:07:08,086 We don't know nothing! 165 00:07:08,218 --> 00:07:09,827 Did Totoro tell you to say that? 166 00:07:09,959 --> 00:07:12,656 You don't need to protect these scumbags. 167 00:07:12,788 --> 00:07:15,225 Sir, there's a Studio Ghibli here 168 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,574 that wants to talk to the kid. 169 00:07:16,661 --> 00:07:18,446 What's s Studio Ghibli? 170 00:07:18,488 --> 00:07:21,622 Some Japanese guys, say they represent Totoro. 171 00:07:21,752 --> 00:07:22,752 You! 172 00:07:22,798 --> 00:07:24,973 You fuck Totoro! 173 00:07:25,016 --> 00:07:29,805 Totoro is Studio Ghibli IP! 174 00:07:29,891 --> 00:07:32,242 Ah, Totoro's already got some lawyers, huh? 175 00:07:32,284 --> 00:07:35,331 It takes hundreds of artists 176 00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:37,595 three years to make Totoro! 177 00:07:37,639 --> 00:07:39,553 And in two minutes 178 00:07:39,596 --> 00:07:41,382 you spit out you shit 179 00:07:41,468 --> 00:07:43,122 and fuck Totoro! 180 00:07:43,252 --> 00:07:45,776 Studio Ghibli no sakuhin! 181 00:07:45,821 --> 00:07:46,822 What? 182 00:07:49,172 --> 00:07:52,697 All right, I can't understand a word anyone here is saying. 183 00:07:52,827 --> 00:07:54,220 You stop! 184 00:07:54,264 --> 00:07:57,223 This is a "shi-shu" and "deshishto!" 185 00:07:57,353 --> 00:07:59,095 "Shi-shu" and "deshishto!" 186 00:07:59,225 --> 00:08:00,791 Mitch, get 'em outta here! 187 00:08:02,358 --> 00:08:03,360 Shimatta! 188 00:08:03,490 --> 00:08:06,494 Totoro no meiyo ga kegasareta! 189 00:08:06,581 --> 00:08:10,627 You cannot just do whatever you want 190 00:08:10,672 --> 00:08:15,197 with someone else's IP! 191 00:08:16,154 --> 00:08:17,374 Yo, what's up, Mom? It's your boy, Eric, 192 00:08:17,504 --> 00:08:19,115 live from Washington, D.C. Day one, baby. 193 00:08:19,245 --> 00:08:20,158 Look, that's a big pointy thing... 194 00:08:20,290 --> 00:08:21,377 uh, the Washington Monument. 195 00:08:21,509 --> 00:08:22,726 Whole reflection pool's right there. 196 00:08:22,771 --> 00:08:23,598 It's like a giant bathtub, but with ducks. 197 00:08:23,641 --> 00:08:24,947 Everything's great. Promise. 198 00:08:25,076 --> 00:08:26,600 Hey, Mom, it's me. Just want you to know 199 00:08:26,730 --> 00:08:28,906 I am totally safe and in no danger whatsoever. 200 00:08:29,038 --> 00:08:31,082 Dude, there's a castle at the end of the street 201 00:08:31,127 --> 00:08:32,040 and everyone smells like popcorn. 202 00:08:32,084 --> 00:08:33,825 This is unreal, forever. 203 00:08:33,955 --> 00:08:35,347 Just want to let everyone know I'm safe and sound. 204 00:08:35,479 --> 00:08:37,306 No, kitty, that's my pot pie! 205 00:08:37,393 --> 00:08:38,700 I love Cheesy Poofs and... 206 00:08:38,830 --> 00:08:39,830 Rawr! Respect my authority! Bye! 207 00:08:39,874 --> 00:08:41,179 Oh, Eric, 208 00:08:41,224 --> 00:08:43,661 Mommy misses you. 209 00:08:47,056 --> 00:08:49,318 "A boy from South Park 210 00:08:49,361 --> 00:08:51,538 "tells his mom he's doing good 211 00:08:51,668 --> 00:08:53,889 and he'll be home soon." 212 00:08:53,975 --> 00:08:55,150 Hey, dude, fuck you. 213 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:56,847 That is totally not cool, what you're doing. 214 00:08:58,067 --> 00:08:59,460 "The boy is fat 215 00:08:59,547 --> 00:09:03,506 and authoritative." 216 00:09:03,551 --> 00:09:04,552 Hey, Mom, things are good here. 217 00:09:04,682 --> 00:09:05,900 I love Cheesy Poofs! 218 00:09:05,943 --> 00:09:07,293 I'm just stoked to be feeling better, 219 00:09:07,336 --> 00:09:08,860 and I'll be home soon. Respect my authority! 220 00:09:08,990 --> 00:09:11,123 Bro, everyone's gonna know that's not really me. 221 00:09:11,167 --> 00:09:12,559 I haven't even talked about Cheesy Poofs 222 00:09:12,690 --> 00:09:13,648 in, like, five years. 223 00:09:13,691 --> 00:09:15,171 You shut up! 224 00:09:15,301 --> 00:09:17,129 We'll be going to Washington soon, 225 00:09:17,173 --> 00:09:18,740 and then you're gonna help me 226 00:09:18,870 --> 00:09:20,916 stop the antichrist from being born. 227 00:09:21,003 --> 00:09:24,441 And we're gonna save the world. 228 00:09:24,485 --> 00:09:26,355 Not for free, dude! 229 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,227 If you wanna use me, then you gotta pay a motherfucker. 230 00:09:29,359 --> 00:09:31,013 You don't get to make me go do a bunch of weird shit 231 00:09:31,143 --> 00:09:32,404 that I would normally never do. 232 00:09:32,536 --> 00:09:35,886 It's the world you live in, kid. 233 00:09:35,931 --> 00:09:40,370 Anyone can make you do anything they want. 234 00:09:40,456 --> 00:09:42,110 No, kitty, that's my authority! 235 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,504 Pot pie! 236 00:09:55,124 --> 00:09:57,995 I word really hard. You know? 237 00:09:58,126 --> 00:10:02,304 I just feel like I deserve to relax a bit, guy. 238 00:10:02,392 --> 00:10:04,741 Of course you do, boss. 239 00:10:04,828 --> 00:10:07,615 This baby is too much for you. 240 00:10:07,658 --> 00:10:10,530 I tried abortion clinics, Plan B, 241 00:10:10,618 --> 00:10:12,836 but this baby just won't die! 242 00:10:12,923 --> 00:10:16,624 And that is how my guy in Colorado can help us, boss. 243 00:10:16,754 --> 00:10:19,844 Only he can stop the antichrist. 244 00:10:19,888 --> 00:10:22,977 If we bring him here, to Washington, then we can... 245 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:24,326 What are you guys doing? 246 00:10:24,370 --> 00:10:26,590 Hey, relax, guy! 247 00:10:26,634 --> 00:10:29,027 We're having an important meeting! 248 00:10:29,158 --> 00:10:30,812 What are you talking about? 249 00:10:30,942 --> 00:10:33,596 It's government stuff, Satan. 250 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,599 OK, so I guess I'm going to the pediatrician 251 00:10:35,730 --> 00:10:37,165 by myself again. 252 00:10:37,209 --> 00:10:38,384 Hey, relax, guy! 253 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:40,255 We have to do this. 254 00:10:40,385 --> 00:10:42,779 You're such a piece of shit. 255 00:10:45,696 --> 00:10:47,610 You see? Always bitching at me. 256 00:10:47,654 --> 00:10:50,221 I should be treated better than that. 257 00:10:50,308 --> 00:10:52,615 Yes, boss, you should. 258 00:10:52,746 --> 00:10:55,706 That's why you need to trust me. 259 00:10:55,836 --> 00:11:00,014 Nobody feels for you the way that I do. 260 00:11:00,057 --> 00:11:01,711 Nobody, boss. 261 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,774 Hey, Red, can we talk to you? 262 00:11:19,817 --> 00:11:21,210 Sure, Kyle. 263 00:11:21,253 --> 00:11:24,865 I'm here to help Butters try to call a truce. 264 00:11:24,995 --> 00:11:26,649 What kind of truce? 265 00:11:26,693 --> 00:11:29,434 It's just all this Sora stuff is kinda getting out of hand. 266 00:11:29,566 --> 00:11:30,784 I know Butters started it, 267 00:11:30,827 --> 00:11:32,134 so then you guys made one of him, 268 00:11:32,264 --> 00:11:34,178 but then you guys made one of Kenny, 269 00:11:34,309 --> 00:11:37,269 and I just think we all need to respect each other more. 270 00:11:37,355 --> 00:11:39,227 You know what? You're right, Kyle. 271 00:11:39,270 --> 00:11:40,837 You're really a smart guy. 272 00:11:40,881 --> 00:11:43,448 Thanks, Red. I feel like a smart guy. 273 00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:46,061 It's 'cause I'm a Jew. 274 00:11:46,148 --> 00:11:49,150 Excuse me, is your name Kyle? 275 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,066 Oh, wow, it's Droopy Dog! 276 00:11:51,153 --> 00:11:52,807 Hey, Droopy Dog. Yeah, I'm Kyle. 277 00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:54,591 You know what? 278 00:11:54,721 --> 00:11:57,158 I'm gonna take a shit in your mouth. 279 00:11:57,288 --> 00:11:59,203 Oh, no, Droopy Dog, don't shit in my mouth! 280 00:11:59,290 --> 00:12:00,249 Bad dog! 281 00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:02,163 Here it comes. 282 00:12:04,078 --> 00:12:06,777 You like that, you dumb Jew? 283 00:12:08,299 --> 00:12:10,302 - Dude, what the hell? - You see? 284 00:12:10,346 --> 00:12:11,913 The girls did one about you now. 285 00:12:12,043 --> 00:12:13,523 What the hell did I do? 286 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,177 It don't matter, I told you! 287 00:12:15,307 --> 00:12:16,961 Red's just a bitch. 288 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:20,748 You like that hot shit in your Jew mouth? 289 00:12:20,835 --> 00:12:22,706 I mean, you got to admit it's pretty impressive. 290 00:12:22,836 --> 00:12:24,186 It looks really real. 291 00:12:24,316 --> 00:12:25,927 It's not impressive! It's fucked up. 292 00:12:26,057 --> 00:12:27,450 How is this even legal? 293 00:12:27,537 --> 00:12:28,972 Nothing's sacred, Kyle. 294 00:12:29,104 --> 00:12:31,322 All you can do is fight fire with fire. 295 00:12:31,409 --> 00:12:32,976 Well, then let's see how Red likes it 296 00:12:33,107 --> 00:12:34,761 when we make one of her and Bluey. 297 00:12:34,892 --> 00:12:35,893 Yeah! 298 00:12:42,986 --> 00:12:46,556 We've had 12 new cases in the past 14 hours, 299 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,732 and you're telling me we can't get one kid to testify? 300 00:12:49,777 --> 00:12:51,604 None of the kids will talk, sir. 301 00:12:51,735 --> 00:12:54,042 We're running out of time here, people. 302 00:12:54,172 --> 00:12:56,260 These predators are all gonna start lawyering up 303 00:12:56,347 --> 00:12:57,523 like Totoro did. 304 00:12:57,653 --> 00:12:59,743 We're not lawyer! 305 00:12:59,874 --> 00:13:02,398 Studio Ghibli make Totoro 306 00:13:02,528 --> 00:13:05,793 with pencil and paint, 307 00:13:05,836 --> 00:13:10,448 not by typing sentence on stupid Sora app! 308 00:13:11,928 --> 00:13:14,583 Nobody can understand anything you're saying, 309 00:13:14,626 --> 00:13:17,107 so I don't know what to tell you, buddy. 310 00:13:17,152 --> 00:13:19,153 We're just getting no cooperation. 311 00:13:19,197 --> 00:13:21,373 Every kid we interview, we get the same thing. 312 00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:23,811 "That's not me. Someone else did that." 313 00:13:23,898 --> 00:13:25,986 That's the South Park we're living in, Mitch. 314 00:13:26,116 --> 00:13:28,423 Kids won't talk to a cop, 315 00:13:28,553 --> 00:13:31,557 but they'll do anything Rocky and Bullwinkle tell 'em to do. 316 00:13:32,732 --> 00:13:34,342 That's it. 317 00:13:34,385 --> 00:13:37,346 We gotta go undercover as a couple of these predators 318 00:13:37,389 --> 00:13:40,523 and gain a little kid's trust. 319 00:13:46,615 --> 00:13:48,356 Yeah. What's going on? 320 00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:50,359 Everything is OK. 321 00:13:50,402 --> 00:13:52,840 We have Trump's approval now. 322 00:13:52,883 --> 00:13:54,754 The president knows of our plans? 323 00:13:54,841 --> 00:13:56,017 Yes. 324 00:13:56,147 --> 00:13:59,062 He and I are on the same page. 325 00:13:59,193 --> 00:14:00,412 What's he say? 326 00:14:00,499 --> 00:14:02,806 But we cannot proceed just yet. 327 00:14:02,850 --> 00:14:05,417 Can you keep the child on ice a little longer? 328 00:14:05,461 --> 00:14:07,331 No problem... with Sora 2, 329 00:14:07,462 --> 00:14:09,769 I can make the South Park kid do just about anything. 330 00:14:09,856 --> 00:14:11,772 Dude, fuck you. 331 00:14:11,859 --> 00:14:13,424 That is so lame. 332 00:14:21,389 --> 00:14:25,307 But boss, what about Satan? 333 00:14:35,447 --> 00:14:38,581 ♪ I want to know what love is ♪ 334 00:14:40,582 --> 00:14:43,803 Oh, boss, it's so big. 335 00:14:47,024 --> 00:14:50,331 ♪ I want to feel what love is ♪ 336 00:14:53,422 --> 00:14:54,639 ♪ I know you can show me ♪ 337 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:57,426 Oh, boss! 338 00:14:57,556 --> 00:14:59,775 Boss! 339 00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:02,038 Yes, boss! 340 00:15:02,082 --> 00:15:03,605 Yes, boss! 341 00:15:12,267 --> 00:15:16,488 How much longer we gotta do this shit, Mitch? 342 00:15:16,532 --> 00:15:18,707 You remember when things made sense? 343 00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:22,232 You put your time in. You did the work. 344 00:15:22,277 --> 00:15:25,279 But now this stuff we're seeing, 345 00:15:25,322 --> 00:15:27,586 it's like someone shook the snow globe and said, 346 00:15:27,716 --> 00:15:30,676 "Here you go, make sense of this." 347 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,940 I don't understand it much either, sir. 348 00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:36,246 Maybe we're just too old. 349 00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:39,729 We used to go after normal criminals. 350 00:15:39,816 --> 00:15:43,514 But now the criminals have faces that can just start 351 00:15:43,558 --> 00:15:47,302 turning into oranges that eat other oranges. 352 00:15:47,389 --> 00:15:49,826 That's when you realize 353 00:15:49,956 --> 00:15:53,917 maybe the job doesn't need you anymore. 354 00:15:54,048 --> 00:15:56,658 Hey, look. Kid's coming out. 355 00:15:56,745 --> 00:15:59,749 Let's do this. 356 00:15:59,836 --> 00:16:02,273 Hey there, little girl. It's Rocky and Bullwinkle. 357 00:16:02,317 --> 00:16:04,274 You looking for a good time? 358 00:16:13,457 --> 00:16:16,765 The South Park Police Department had to go undercover 359 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:19,899 in order to finally get to the truth in this case. 360 00:16:19,942 --> 00:16:21,552 And what the evidence will show 361 00:16:21,639 --> 00:16:24,077 is that an innocent girl was humiliated 362 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,994 by the actions of these boys. 363 00:16:27,037 --> 00:16:29,909 All right, little girl, you say the boys just used you. 364 00:16:29,996 --> 00:16:31,693 Is that right? 365 00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:33,303 That's right. 366 00:16:33,434 --> 00:16:35,567 They made me do things I would normally never do. 367 00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:39,092 Exactly what kinds of things? 368 00:16:39,135 --> 00:16:41,182 They made me go to the bathroom 369 00:16:41,312 --> 00:16:44,880 in a very, very bad place. 370 00:16:45,011 --> 00:16:46,100 And did the suspects offer you 371 00:16:46,143 --> 00:16:48,537 any kind of compensation? 372 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:50,799 I didn't make one cent! 373 00:16:53,368 --> 00:16:55,586 What the hell is going on? 374 00:16:55,673 --> 00:16:57,894 They're turning the kids into the victims? 375 00:16:57,937 --> 00:16:59,764 This whole thing stinks! 376 00:16:59,808 --> 00:17:01,898 Why don't you go fuck yourself, Bluey? 377 00:17:03,116 --> 00:17:04,901 Order! Order! 378 00:17:05,031 --> 00:17:06,990 My client has been misrepresented, 379 00:17:07,121 --> 00:17:08,990 and these boys are going to jail! 380 00:17:09,123 --> 00:17:10,776 It wasn't their fault, all right? 381 00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:13,387 It's all my fault! 382 00:17:13,431 --> 00:17:15,477 This all started with me, 383 00:17:15,605 --> 00:17:17,826 because my heart was broken. 384 00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:20,221 I made the first videos using Sora 2. 385 00:17:20,351 --> 00:17:21,787 I saw the ones Eric Cartman made 386 00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:23,571 to get out of going to school, and I thought 387 00:17:23,701 --> 00:17:26,053 I could make these about Red 'cause the bitch deserves it. 388 00:17:26,182 --> 00:17:27,705 But it was just me. 389 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:32,232 Wait, you're saying that the Eric Cartman videos 390 00:17:32,363 --> 00:17:34,017 are all being created by someone 391 00:17:34,147 --> 00:17:36,801 to distort the truth? 392 00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:38,630 That's gotta be Totoro! 393 00:17:38,673 --> 00:17:41,589 Trace the IP address, and let's get the son of a bitch! 394 00:17:46,550 --> 00:17:48,423 Ah! 395 00:17:50,424 --> 00:17:51,773 Freeze! 396 00:17:51,861 --> 00:17:54,516 We got the kid, sir. 397 00:17:54,645 --> 00:17:55,951 You're making a big mistake. 398 00:17:55,996 --> 00:17:58,214 I have powerful connections. 399 00:17:58,259 --> 00:17:59,694 Oh, I know you do. 400 00:17:59,825 --> 00:18:01,479 But no magical Catbus is gonna 401 00:18:01,609 --> 00:18:04,221 whisk you away from justice this time. 402 00:18:04,265 --> 00:18:06,048 Mom! 403 00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:08,398 Oh, Eric, you're safe! 404 00:18:08,442 --> 00:18:10,444 How the hell did it take you this long 405 00:18:10,488 --> 00:18:12,316 to figure out those videos of me were fake? 406 00:18:12,446 --> 00:18:14,839 Oh, well, they looked so real, sweetie. 407 00:18:14,884 --> 00:18:18,496 When is the last time I even ate a pot pie, you dumb bitch? 408 00:18:18,626 --> 00:18:19,976 Get him out of here. 409 00:18:20,106 --> 00:18:23,587 Lock him up with the Japanese lawyers. 410 00:18:23,719 --> 00:18:26,678 Well, Mitch, looks like we just busted a huge community 411 00:18:26,721 --> 00:18:28,810 of online rapists called Sora 2. 412 00:18:28,897 --> 00:18:30,551 Great job, sir. 413 00:18:30,595 --> 00:18:33,510 Detective Harris, you better take a look at this. 414 00:18:33,642 --> 00:18:35,470 This guy didn't just make videos. 415 00:18:35,512 --> 00:18:36,992 He also has surveillance equipment 416 00:18:37,037 --> 00:18:38,559 all over the White House. 417 00:18:38,690 --> 00:18:40,474 - White House? - Yeah. 418 00:18:40,518 --> 00:18:42,259 He's got this video of the president 419 00:18:42,302 --> 00:18:43,868 in the Lincoln Bedroom. 420 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,827 Oh, boss! 421 00:18:45,871 --> 00:18:47,221 Boss! 422 00:18:47,351 --> 00:18:49,483 - Jesus Christ. - Yes, boss! 423 00:18:49,527 --> 00:18:51,486 Yes, boss! 424 00:18:51,573 --> 00:18:54,315 Oh, my God, what the hell is going on here? 425 00:18:54,444 --> 00:18:55,794 Oh, boy. 426 00:18:55,924 --> 00:18:59,842 When Fox News sees this, they are not gonna be happy. 427 00:19:01,451 --> 00:19:05,500 This is a... Fox News... 428 00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,196 special alert. 429 00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:13,724 Some, uh, very troubling news from the White House today. 430 00:19:13,811 --> 00:19:17,685 Apparently, a security camera in the Lincoln Bedroom 431 00:19:17,729 --> 00:19:23,038 has caught President Trump having... relations 432 00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,780 with Vice President Vance. 433 00:19:25,911 --> 00:19:28,653 Fox News is live at the White House. 434 00:19:30,525 --> 00:19:33,048 Yeah, hey. 435 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:36,226 Definitely disheartening news here. 436 00:19:36,356 --> 00:19:38,576 Why the president would do this to Satan 437 00:19:38,707 --> 00:19:41,971 with a baby on the way, we don't know. 438 00:19:42,013 --> 00:19:43,625 Guess it's anyone's guess why... 439 00:19:43,755 --> 00:19:46,148 Sorry, sorry, we gotta interrupt you there. 440 00:19:46,192 --> 00:19:49,108 Uh, we just got word that the president is 441 00:19:49,152 --> 00:19:50,893 calling in to "Fox & Friends." 442 00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:54,288 Are you there, sir? 443 00:19:54,330 --> 00:19:57,073 Hello? Hi? Hello? 444 00:19:57,203 --> 00:20:00,858 Yes. Mr. President, what is going on? 445 00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:02,557 Oh, we're doing some great things here. 446 00:20:02,599 --> 00:20:04,166 More than Sleepy Joe Biden ever did! 447 00:20:04,298 --> 00:20:05,603 Everything's great! 448 00:20:05,733 --> 00:20:08,084 Well, what about you and the vice president? 449 00:20:08,127 --> 00:20:10,955 Hey, relax, guy! 450 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,567 We're trying to relax, sir, 451 00:20:12,653 --> 00:20:14,786 but we've all seen the security footage. 452 00:20:14,829 --> 00:20:16,179 No, that's fake! 453 00:20:16,309 --> 00:20:18,615 That's all... it's all Sora 2. 454 00:20:18,747 --> 00:20:20,182 It's fake? 455 00:20:20,227 --> 00:20:22,142 Yeah, guy, that's all Sora 2! 456 00:20:22,229 --> 00:20:24,012 That's all fake! 457 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:27,058 Oh, it's fake! Oh, thank God! 458 00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:29,584 Of course it was fake. How could we have doubted it? 459 00:20:31,193 --> 00:20:33,848 This is a Fox News fake news alert. 460 00:20:33,979 --> 00:20:35,676 Totally fake news today 461 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,983 as the president did not have sex with the vice president. 462 00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:48,603 You swear on everything that video was fake. 463 00:20:48,645 --> 00:20:50,865 Of course it's fake, Satan! 464 00:20:50,996 --> 00:20:53,607 OK, 'cause it looks really real. 465 00:20:53,694 --> 00:20:56,045 Satan, I swear on the baby. 466 00:20:56,175 --> 00:20:57,654 I wouldn't do that to you. 467 00:20:57,786 --> 00:20:59,353 Relax, guy. 468 00:20:59,395 --> 00:21:01,833 - OK. - Great. 469 00:21:01,876 --> 00:21:04,009 Well, I gotta go get a snack. 470 00:21:04,053 --> 00:21:05,707 You want anything from downstairs? 471 00:21:05,836 --> 00:21:07,186 No, I'm good. 472 00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:15,064 All right, what's the situation? 473 00:21:15,151 --> 00:21:19,067 The detective in Colorado is very stubborn, boss. 474 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,417 He will not give us Peter Thiel. 475 00:21:21,461 --> 00:21:23,202 How can he not hand him over? 476 00:21:23,289 --> 00:21:24,813 I'm the president! 477 00:21:24,855 --> 00:21:26,380 Don't worry, boss. 478 00:21:26,509 --> 00:21:28,817 We will not let that town get in the way 479 00:21:28,859 --> 00:21:30,775 of our plans together.