[Kingpin] Previously onSpider-Man.
[male voice] Amazing. His speed, his agility.
[Kingpin] We've got to destroy him.
because with Spider-Man, you don't get a second chance.
[Spider-Man] So who's on my tail this time?
You've failed, Smythe.
My father is not a failure.
It'll be just your size when it's finished.
Is that why you're working for Osborn, in exchange for this?
Spider-Man, that loose cannon must be removed.
[Felicia] I love surprises.
See what you think of this one.
[Smythe] The Black Widow can neutralize
all of Spider-Man's powers.
[Newscaster] The moment all America
has been waiting for. The unmasking of Spider-Man.
-What was that? -Flash Thompson.
-Two of 'em? -[man] Get him!
[Spider-Man] Think fast, Spidey.
Remember our deal, no Spider-splat, no hover-chair.
[Spider-Man] Take a dive, Widow.
-My father, did he get out? -[explosion booms]
[Kingpin] I was an associate of your fathers.
Now, I want to be an associate of yours,
so you can destroy the man who is responsible
for your father's disappearance, Spider-Man.
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[Spider-Man] I'm sure Mrs. Watson's niece
has a very nice personality, Aunt May, but I hate blind dates.
Okay, Aunt May, if it makes you happy you can tell
Mrs. Watson that I'll take her niece out...
and but just this one time.
Yeah, okay bye.
[electronic beeping]
Blind dates are like the lottery.
The odds are so stacked against you,
you're nuts if you expect to ever hit the jackpot.
Huh?
The Black Widow? I thought I destroyed that thing months ago.
Someone's rebuilt it.
Is Spencer Smythe still alive?
A microwave relay dish.
This oughta sizzle your circuits.
[electric crackling]
I better check this out, huh?
Another one and it's bigger.
[groans]
Good thing I reloaded my webbing.
Think fast web-head, think fast.
Only a few seconds.
Yes! He nails the dismount.
Didn't mean to drop in without a reservation.
Look out!
[mechanical whirring]
[indistinct chattering]
I don't know where you came from,
but thanks to my Spider-Tracer,
I'm sure gonna know where you're headed.
[electronic beeping]
The wall-crawler is still alive.
Not for long, I've designed this operation perfectly,
and it's going according to plan, I won't fail.
Let us hope not, I'm rather hard on employees who do.
Remember, my employment here is a temporary arrangement.
And you remember this lab becomes yours
if and only if you destroy Spider-Man.
It may be Kingpin's money and Kingpin's lab,
but revenge for what happened to my father will be mine.
[electronic whirring]
I barely stopped The Black Widow, how am I gonna stop you?
A freeze ray.
Wow, this is enough to give me arachnophobia.
The Black Widow, it's back.
How can I deal with two Spider-Slayers at once.
Gotta start somewhere.
And now for you, huh?
Mommy, it's a big bug, I want one.
-Cooper. -No, drop her!
[dog barking]
-Spider-Man. -Get away from here, hurry.
Oh boy, I should've taken my own advice.
[grunts]
If I get myself out of this,
I'm gonna need to track you down too.
[mechanical cranking]
[coughing]
Excellent!
He looks rather tiny for a superhero.
Mr. Jameson, I have something that might interest you.
What's with all the secrecy, Smythe?
[Smythe] Good evening, Mr. Jameson.
-Where's Spider-Man? -There he is.
Ready for your inspection.
Well, what do ya know?
I've waited a long time to see you apprehended.
Now let's see who's under that mask.
[Spider-Man] Hey, hold it,
when was the last time you washed your hands?
Hey, what gives, Smythe?
[Spider-Man] It's obvious,
he wants a mate and you're the lucky guy.
You called me here to witness Spider-Man's capture.
I must admit, I had an ulterior motive.
[Jonah] What are you doing?
[Spider-Man] No, no, no, take it back.
It clashes with the color of my costume.
A perfect fit, these indestructible manacles
contain a powerful explosive.
It's set to detonate in one hour.
[Spider-Man] Hey, don't look at me.
Maybe you didn't deliver his paper this morning.
-What are you, nuts? -You had to ask?
You and your web-slinging friend's
petty rivalries destroyed my father.
His only dream was to see me walk again,
-a dream you both shattered. -Excuse me,
but your father attacked me with a Spider-Slayer.
Yeah, Smythe, you were in on that whole deal.
Why don't you attach yourself
to this bomb and leave me out of it?
[Spider-Man] Have you ever
thought of becoming a family therapist?
Quiet, you're both responsible and so are your associates,
Flash Thompson, Eddie Brock, and Norman Osborn.
[Spider-Man] You hate a lot of people, Smythe.
Must be rough around the holidays.
If you let me go, I can fund your research, set up a lab.
[Spider-Man] Forget it JJ, he's not playing
with a full deck, you should understand that.
You should be grateful, Jameson.
When Spider-Man meets his demise,
you'll have the privilege of sharing his fate.
Can't you pry this thing off?
[Spider-Man] You want a trial separation already.
-I understand but... I'm hurt. -Enough talk.
My Spider-Slayers are programmed to transport you away.
Then they'll eradicate those
who helped you destroy my father.
[Spider-Man] Gonna get more sleep tonight than usual.
Oh, my aching head.
Get up Jameson, we don't have much time to track
those slayers before they get to Thompson, Brock, and Osborn.
Look at this, you're severely bruising my wrist.
[Spider-Man] Coyotes caught in traps
chew through their own legs, you could try that.
Okay mister smart-mouth,
what if I decide to just sit here and not go anywhere.
[Spider-Man] Look bright eyes,
until I can figure out a way to get this
bomb off us, you're coming along for the ride.
So fasten your safety belt.
[Jameson screaming]
[Flash] We had a great time tonight, Felicia.
Naturally, you were with me.
-Hey, Flash. Hi, Felicia. -Hello, Harry.
So, how's it going buddy?
Great but it'd be a lot better
if you made yourself scarce.
Oh, oh, oh, right.
See ya later.
-Flash. -Now what?
Is this another one of your gags, Flash Thompson?
No.
Felicia run, it's after me again.
Help, help!
Why do these bugs have a thing for me?
[Spider-Man] Looks like we got here just in time.
-Lasers? Exactly what I need. -You're crazy.
-What are you doing? -Just cutting the ties that bind.
Just get out of here, run, I'll keep this thing busy.
Time for me to give this act the hook.
Come on kid, let the bugs fight it out.
We gotta make some calls.
[engine starts]
[Spider-Man] I hope nobody wants to see my union card
or my exterminator's license.
That's got to stop him.
[electronic warbling]
[Jameson] Robbie, get a crew out to ESU right now
and get me a line on Eddie Brock.
No, I don't want to re-hire him.
You gotta call my dad.
[man] Hello, Jameson, what can I do for you?
Another Spider-Slayer? Don't worry, I can handle it.
Get me security.
[Editor] Jameson at The Bugle says he
fired you because you're bad news, Brock.
It's a lie, I'm telling you.
I was set up by Spider-Man.
Look,all I need is a chance to prove myself.
Well, lucky for you I happen to need a reporter.
Just stay out of trouble.
Oh, that's great, that's great, thank you.
I promise you will not get any trouble from me.
[rumbling]
[crowd screaming]
[metallic clanking]
Another Spider-Slayer.
Why is it after me?
[car horn honking]
[Spider-Man] Looks like
the Spider-Slayer found its next target.
My lucky day. I get to save Eddie Brock,
and still have time to be blown to bits.
You.
You just won't stop 'til you ruin me, will you?
Use your head for once, Brock.
I'm trying to save your life.
This thing's stronger than me
but fortunately, it's not smarter.
[electric crackling]
Shocking!
[sirens blaring at distance]
My office. My newspaper. Wrecked.
Jameson was right, you're fired.
Oh, no, no, he's done it to me again.
I'll get even with you.
I'll get even with you if it's the last thing I do.
My masterwork is done.
[mechanical humming]
Why'd they call out those robot tanks?
I think that's the reason.
[electric zapping]
[Spider-Man] Sounds like something's attacking Oscorp, but what?
Well that answers my question.
The biggest Spider-Slayer yet and I have only minutes
to stop it before this bomb blows.
[electric zapping]
Launch the heli-drones.
[Spider-Man] Remember to never try and crash
one of Osborn's parties.
Don't worry, it's harmless now.
[mechanical whirring]
[indistinct chatter]
[Spider-Man] I'm out of web fluid.
Now's a good a time as any to change cartridges.
[mechanical whirring]
[electric zapping]
Okay Spidey, which to deal with first,
this bomb or that mechanical monster?
Oops, that settles that.
So much for Mr. Osborn's place of business.
-[tires screeching] -[electric zapping]
[Spider-Man] That was close but I'm still alive,
for another 15 minutes anyway.
Liquid oxygen, hmm.
This stuff's almost 200 degrees below zero Centigrade.
It'll affect these manacles the same way
the Slayer's Freeze Ray worked on that street lamp.
Ah, another example of better living through chemistry.
Not much time, I gotta move fast.
I'll take this little plaything with me.
[tires screeching]
[car horn honking]
[groaning]
Come on Osborn, this is the worst possible time for a nap.
[electric zapping]
You stay here Norman, I've got a present to deliver.
Hey rivet head, let's play tag. You're it.
[mechanical whirring]
Perfect, just the right position.
I hate to borrow someone else's line but
it's clobbering time.
Bull's eye!
I've never liked Osborn that much,
but for Harry's sake, I'm glad he's okay.
Oh!
Now how did that...
My machines, my beautiful machines.
A deal's a deal, Smythe.
You promised me you'd destroy Spider-Man,
and you'll work for me until you do.
[mechanical humming]
There's nothing left.
What a night.
I'm battered, bruised and to top it off, my costume's torn.
And what do I get for all my troubles?
Nothing, life never seems to have any big reward for me.
[sighs]
The worst thing about a secret identity
is you can't ask someone else to do your sewing.
[Aunt May] Peter, I hope you're getting ready
for your date with Mary Jane Watson tonight.
My blind date, I completely forgot.
Oh, why didn't I just let Smythe's bugs eat me.
[coughs] I'm not feeling too well, Aunt May.
Well you do feel warm but she'll be here any minute.
-[doorbell rings] -That's her.
Go answer the door, Peter.
[sighs] Don't I get a last meal?
Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot.
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