[theme music playing]
♪ Spider-Man ♪
♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪
♪ Spider-Man ♪
♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪
♪ Spider-Man ♪
♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪
♪ Spider blood, spider blood ♪
♪ Radioactive spider blood ♪
♪ Spider blood, spider blood ♪
♪ Radioactive spider blood ♪
♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪
[John] Surface layer appears to be igneous.
I'm entering the crater now.
If I'm not out in ten minutes, start lunch without me, over.
No way, John, you're treating today, over.
[John] Think anyone delivers up here, over?
[pickax clanking]
Well, this is a new one for the textbooks.
Looks like obsidian but, [grunting]
it's almost like the rock's bleeding!
[Paul] John, what is it?
Did you say bleeding?
John, what's going on down there?
Do you copy?
A seismic disturbance!
Get back up here, now!
[John] I copy that!
[rumbling]
[dramatic music playing]
[Paul] John, come in, John!
[rocket roaring]
[shuttle whirring]
[eerie squishing]
Astronauts John Jameson and Paul Stevenson
are scheduled to land here at Kennedy Airport,
the first time a space shuttle touchdown
has ever been attempted at a commercial airport.
-With touchdown imminent, -[applauding]
America prepares to greet its newest heroes.
Congratulations, Mr. Jameson.
What are you congratulating me for?
I'm just his father.
John's a great guy,
you must've had something to do with it.
[Peter Voiceover] If you ask me,
the apple fell pretty far from the tree.
The astronauts are bringing with them
a treasure trove for scientists,
but the most promising discovery, Promethium X.
This new isotope is among the samples Colonel Jameson found
on the newly discovered asteroid.
According to preliminary tests conducted aboard the shuttle,
Promethium X could be more powerful than plutonium!
You're following this broadcast, I trust?
Hanging on every word.
[News Anchor] Will this new isotope be a boon to mankind
or will it turn out to be a planetary time bomb?
The world is waiting for an answer.
[car horns honking]
The story of the year and look where I am!
-[thudding] -[car horn honking]
[John] O.M.S. engines are armed.
Five, four, three, two, one!
[rockets roaring]
[suspenseful music playing]
O.M.S. burn complete.
[Anchor] The shuttle is now coming out
of its reentry blackout
and we go live to the astronauts!
Control, this is Victory.
TAEM interface.
[dramatic music playing]
[Paul screaming]
Paul?
What is that stuff?
Get it off me!
What is it, what's happening?
-Help me! -[static warbling]
What's going on up there?
[Paul screaming]
Mayday, mayday!
Mission Control, we're in trouble! Do you copy?
[Anchor] Mission Control has lost contact with the shuttle.
There's no explanation yet.
John.
[static warbling]
Hang in there.
[John] Mission Control, we're veering off course,
our landing coordinates are not valid.
John's the best shuttle pilot there is,
-if anyone can-- -This bulletin just in.
The shuttle is headed toward the greater metropolitan area.
Remain calm and wait for further instructions.
Hello, Aunt May?
Better get down to the basement.
[suspenseful music playing]
Smythe?
I suggest we evacuate, that shuttle could be
dropping in on us any minute, with explosive results.
Most unlikely.
The shuttle's trajectory is taking it this way.
Fort Lee at the Westernmost,
Forest Hills at the Easternmost.
My estimate is that it'll hit the George Washington Bridge.
Hmm...
[phone beeping]
[phone ringing]
[Rhino] Yeah?
[Kingpin] I have a job for you.
There's something aboard the shuttle
I want you to get for me.
What shuttle?
[dramatic music playing]
No!
No! Get off of me!
[groaning]
NASA Control is now estimating that the shuttle
will reach impact in the Hudson in the vicinity
of the George Washington Bridge.
Let's go!
We'll take the copter!
Jonah, they're not gonna allow
any air traffic in that area.
Robbie, my son is on that shuttle.
[Peter Voiceover] I've got a quicker way to get there.
[helicopter whirring]
[web whooshing]
[News Anchor] Any motorist in the area
abandon their vehicles. I repeat, motorists
should abandon their vehicles immediately!
Yeah, not in this lifetime!
That punk Parker can click one of these, so can I!
[motorists screaming]
[shuttle whooshing]
-Look out! -[woman screaming]
Please, show a little faith, I know my trajectories.
[shuttle whooshing]
[crowd shouting]
Just as I told you.
-[slime squishing] -[John and Paul grunting]
[Paul screaming]
Gotta make it to the river.
[shuttle whooshing]
[shuttle thudding]
[Kingpin] Rhino, are you at the bridge yet?
Yeah, what a mess.
[car crashing]
[cars crashing]
We're gonna hit it!
Can't turn!
[car crashing]
[John grunting]
[shuttle thudding]
[shuttle crashing]
[Eddie yelping]
[wires snapping]
[energetic music playing]
[suspenseful music playing]
[web whooshing]
Hey, the shuttle door has been pulled off!
Colonel Jameson?
-[shuttle rumbling] -Uh-oh!
[John groaning]
Colonel Jameson!
[alarm blaring]
Good heavens!
Huh?
Where did you come from?
Jersey.
Got a claim check for that bag?
Check this!
-[Rhino crashing] -[shuttle creaking]
Hey, pal, watch it, or we'll both be going for a swim!
Just who are you anyway--
-[Rhino thudding] -[Spider-Man grunting]
[shuttle creaking]
[metal thudding]
[Kingpin] Rhino, did you get the Promethium X?
Yeah, but--
[Kingpin] Bring it to me immediately!
The authorities will be there any minute!
Comin', Boss, comin'.
-[Rhino stomping] -[Spider-Man grunting]
We'll finish this some other time.
-[tracer beeping] -You can count on it.
[dramatic music playing]
What in the world?
-[camera clicking] -[cars crashing]
[adventurous music playing]
[helicopters whirring]
Spidey saves publisher's son.
Can't wait to see Jameson's face when--
-[metal clanking] -Huh?
What was that noise?
Anybody home?
-[shuttle rumbling] -Uh-oh!
Move, Spidey, move!
[helicopters whirring]
[shuttle splashing]
[sirens blaring]
John, John!
Talk to me!
Black... like tar.
The bridge!
Spider-Man!
Spider-Man?
What's he got to do with this?
[tense music playing]
-[Eddie] J.J.! -Brock!
You're not gonna believe this, J.J.!
I saw Spider-Man stealing something from the shuttle
and I got the pictures to prove it right here!
So, he was here!
Just give me my old job back, J.J.,
and these pictures are yours.
I'll take 'em, Brock.
I finally got that wall-crawling sack of garbage!
[Spider-Man] Well, web-head, you saved the day
but now what do you have to show for all your troubles?
Ugh!
Hudson River pollution: rich, thick, and creamy.
I'll collect my thank you's later,
right now I wanna find that big gray goon.
[tracer beeping]
Lost him!
Either my tracer's been destroyed
or he's in a place that's built like a fortress!
[ominous music playing]
So, here it is.
What's the big deal?
This is Promethium X,
potentially the most powerful nuclear fuel in the world!
I can't wait to examine it.
No time, Smythe, I've got a buyer lined up
and he wants it yesterday.
Looks like a rock to me.
Please do not confuse this with that.
[News Anchor] Police department divers have confirmed
that the Promethium X is missing from the shuttle.
Detectives have evidence that Spider-Man
was involved in the theft.
-[door creaking] -Aunt May, I'm home!
Peter, have you heard?
About Spider-Man?
How he saved the astronauts and now
Jonah Jameson's gonna eat every word he ever--
Peter, Spider-Man robbed the shuttle!
What?
[News Anchor] Now live from Bellevue Hospital.
Mr. Jameson, anything more on your son and his copilot?
[female reporter] Are they still on the critical?
[male reporter] What about Spider-Man?
-Are you sure-- -Spider-Man did it!
I'm sure of it, so sure that I'm offering a million dollars
to anyone who brings him in.
One million dollars.
[Peter voiceover] I can't believe this!
How could they get it so wrong?
It's the Spider-Man justice system,
guilty until proven innocent.
Now there's nowhere Spider-Man can run,
at last he'll get what he deserves.
[Peter Voiceover] Thanks, Aunt May, I needed that.
[suspenseful music playing]
A million dollars on my head.
For once in my life I'm worth something and I can't collect!
[sighing] No choice but to lay low.
Well, the one saving grace
is I don't have to clean you up now.
[costume thudding]
[lamp clicking]
[slime squishing]
[Peter groaning]
-[heartbeat pounding] -[Peter panting]
[dramatic music playing]
No!
[slime warbling]
[Peter groaning]
[Peter screaming]
[creature growling and hissing]
[trash can clanging]
[wind whistling]
[slime sloshing]
[blow thudding]
[creature crashing]
[power lines zapping]
[creature groaning]
[Peter yelping]
What a nightmare!
For a second I thought I was
going on of my mind?
Parker, how on Earth did you get in the middle of Manhattan
hanging upside down in a costume you've never seen before?
[helicopter whirring]
Over there, it's Spider-Man!
-Sure doesn't look like him. -Well, who else can it be?
He changed his costume to fool us.
Wouldn't wanna make a mistake.
[Pilot] For Jameson's million, I'll take that chance!
Whoa!
Unbelievable!
I almost overshot the whole roof!
I never could jump like that before.
My webbing!
It's shooting out on its own!
[helicopter whirring]
He's going too low, call for backup on the street!
-There he is! -Get him!
-Come on! -Get him!
[crowd yelling]
[blow thudding]
[Spider-Man voiceover] What am I doing?
Defending myself, that's what!
[sirens wailing]
[web whooshing]
[car horns honking]
It's amazing, this suit is augmenting
every one of my spider-powers!
I wonder how strong I am now.
[truck creaking]
I used to have trouble lifting a Volkswagen.
Uh-oh, my adoring public is back.
Yo, Spider-Man's hiding behind the fire engine!
[suspenseful music playing]
I like your style, but it would be nice
if you were a little less conspicuous.
You're definitely my kinda suit!
Hey, Sarge!
He went that way!
[policeman] I can almost taste that million bucks!
[whooshing]
You know, I think I'll keep you.
Yahoo! [cheering]
Nothing on Earth could do what this does!
Could it have come from the shuttle?
Peter Parker.
No wait, how about that guy from Aerosmith?
Ah, maybe something more traditional, something Italian.
[whooshing]
Buono...
Looks like my life is going to be
pretty interesting from now on.
Parker?
Is that you?
Lately, I'm not so sure.
I almost didn't recognize you.
You seem so, so different!
You don't know how different.
But, then again, maybe you'd like to find out?
Hitting on my girl, Parker?
Your girl?
Whatever on Earth gave you that idea, Flash?
Well, I thought that...
Parker, Felicia I need to talk,
so why don't you crawl back under your rock?
Not this time, bonehead.
Now, Felicia...
What did you say?
It had something to do with the contents of your skull.
[chuckling] Well, this is a twist!
Look who suddenly developed a backbone.
I've developed a lot more than a backbone.
Parker!
Flash, don't you have a class to get to?
Flash!
[Flash] But Felicia...
What's gotten into you?
Just being myself.
You know something, Peter?
You are different and you scare me.
[somber music playing]
[scoffing] What's she talking about?
I've never felt so good!
How can I demonstrate to your buyers
the power of Promethium X
if I don't have the specially-enhanced control rods?
Get them.
Unfortunately, all control rods made of Lidium 90
are in a government repository to which we have no access!
Nothing is inaccessible to me.
[phone beeping]
I have another job for you.
[Aunt May] Peter dear, I've been worried about something.
Those pictures you're always taking a Spider-Man?
You really should stop.
Why's that, Aunt May?
Because it's getting too dangerous, dear!
Don't worry, I can handle it.
[sighing] But there's that reward now,
everyone's after him, he'll be like a cornered animal
and you know how dangerous that--
I'm not gonna listen to any more of this.
[door slamming]
[sighing] Why's everybody getting on my case today?
[tracer beeping]
The Jolly Gray Giant, he's back!
Time to take care of unfinished business.
[whooshing]
[suspenseful music playing]
[grunting]
[crashing]
[sirens wailing]
[Guard] Halt!
You're not authorized to be here!
[guards shouting]
[blow thudding]
[dramatic music playing]
[Spider-Man] A little far from the zoo, aren't you?
[laughing]
Well, well, it's the itsy bitsy spider,
all decked out in his new threads!
They ain't gonna look new for long!
Let's get it over with!
I gotta polish my horn.
-[crashing] -[Rhino grunting]
This'll be over when you tell me
where that Promethean X is.
[blow thudding]
Look, hornhead, I'm not going around
in circles with you all night!
-[crashing] -[grunting]
I want an answer, now!
-[crashing] -[grunting]
This ain't possible, you can't do this!
I just rewrote the rules!
Now who are you working for?
Know what they would do to me if I told?
Something like this?
[Rhino grunting]
And I'm just getting warmed up.
The ride ends when you tell me where the Promethium X is!
I can't! I can't!
Well, that's too bad, big boy, for you.
All right, I give up!
I'd rather go to jail than the be a snitch!
Who said anything about jail?
Huh?
I don't get it.
You will.
It's like this, I'm through with not getting what I want!
What're you doing?
I told you, I give up!
That's funny, I give up, too.
I give up trying to be a friendly
neighborhood Spider-Man.
No, no you can't!
Can't I?
[somber music playing]
I'm not gonna listen to any more of this!
I've developed a lot more than a backbone.
You are different and you scare me.
She was right, I am different.
[Rhino] No, don't!
Don't!
[metal thudding]
I almost did something back there
that I would've regretted for the rest of my life
and I have no idea why.
[creature snarling]
What was that?
What's happening to me?
[thunder crashing]
[theme music playing]
♪ Spider-Man ♪
♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪
♪ Spider blood, spider blood ♪
♪ Radioactive spider blood ♪
♪ Spider blood, spider blood ♪
♪ Spider-Man ♪