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["Spider-Man Theme Song"
by Joe Perry playing]

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♪ Spider-Man ♪

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♪ Spider-Man ♪

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♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪

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♪ Spider-Man ♪

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♪ Spider-Man ♪

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♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪

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♪ Spider-Man ♪

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♪ Spider-Man ♪

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♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪

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[guitar break]

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♪ Spider blood ♪

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♪ Spider blood ♪

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♪ Radioactive spider blood ♪

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♪ Spider blood ♪

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♪ Spider blood ♪

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♪ Radioactive spider blood ♪

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[guitar break]

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♪ Spider-Man ♪

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♪ Spider-Man ♪

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[plane engine roars]

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[woman] Oh, my god!

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Freeze! Don't even
crack a smile!

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[crowd screams]

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[coughing]

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After him!

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[gasps]

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Hey, you look just like...

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me.

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What took you so l-- [yells]

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Colonel, in pursuit of subject
in stolen helicopter, over.

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[Colonel] Spread out,
I don't want an accident.

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But stay with him.

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[Spider-Man] Uh, oh, good thing
no one's moved
into this building yet!

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C'mon, pal, let's beat it
before the fireworks start!

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[cheering]

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Help! Help!

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[screams]

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[gasps]

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Buddy, you OK?

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Get out of my way!

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[crowd cheers]

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Way to go, Spider-Man!

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Hey! You! Stop!

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What the--

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[woman screams]

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[woman screams]

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[siren wailing]

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Hi, Ms. Grant!

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Peter, you can't go in there!

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Nah, I don't want
escargot, I hate escargot.

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-I want caviar!
-Mr. Jameson?

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Mr. Jameson! Mr. Jameson!

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Parker, can't you see I'm busy

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organizing the party
of the century?

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Mr. Jameson, you're late

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for your tuxedo fitting,
and the limo's waiting.

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Blasted monkey suits,
I hate em'.

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Mr. Jameson, hold on a second!

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Mr. Jameson, wait!
I need to talk to you!

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[pants]

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I just wanted to ask if I could

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photograph the peace
treaty signing.

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Are you nuts?
This isn't gonna be some

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web-filled crime scene
it's an important world event!

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[Peter] But--

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-I want a seasoned pro there!
-But, Mr.--

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-[John] You're strictly
freelance, Parker!
-[Peter] But I--

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But let me plead my case!

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You got from here
to the tailor's, kid,
make it good!

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-Get in.
-All right!

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Sir, two world leaders signing

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a peace treaty after centuries

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of hostile aggression,

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this is the kind of photo that
can win a Pulitzer!

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All I need is one good shot!

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Can't. Each newspaper is only
allowed one photographer.

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Well, what about
your party tonight?

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It's the only time
the two leaders

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will be seen together
before the signing!

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After all the great Spider-Man
photos I've taken for you?

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[John]
Oh, all right, all right!

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I'll see if I can
get you clearance.

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Driver, what are you doing?

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My tailor isn't anywhere
near this place!

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[Peter] Hey!

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-[gasps]
-Just be calm, Mr. Jameson.
No harm will come to you.

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Maybe you forgot to pay
your last tailors bill.

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You don't let me go
immediately,

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you'll wish you'd
never eyes on me!

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[Peter thinking]
I'd better hang tight

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and see what's going down,
unlike Mr. Calm next to me.

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[Jameson] Do you know
who you're dealing with?

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Whoa! [grunts]

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[Peter thinking]
I'm here by accident,

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but why do they want Jameson?

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Only one way to find out.

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[laser guns firing]

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What is this place?

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This looks like some kind of
training center for assassins!

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Maybe this is a way out!

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[wind blows loudly]

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Whoa!

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I'm airborne!

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How did I end up here?

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What is this place?

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[Peter grunts]

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Whoever these guys are,
they mean business!

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But what have they
done with Jameson?

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[John] What have
you done with Parker?

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[man] You and I've got to talk.

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[John]
Just who the blazes are you?

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[Fury] Name's Fury.
Colonel Nick Fury.

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I call the shots around here.

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It can't be!

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[Peter thinking] The war hero?

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What's wrong, Jameson?

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You look like
you've seen a ghost!

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You're not supposed
to be alive!

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That's what Uncle Sam
wants the world to believe.

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But I printed your obituary!

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I wouldn't brag
about it, Mister.

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Bugle.

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Obits.

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Fury.

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Nick.

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You flipped the negative
of my picture.

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My patch is on the wrong eye!

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You're a real piece of work,
Jameson, now listen up.

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From now on,
zero mistakes, get it?

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What is this place?

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Welcome to Supreme
Headquarters International

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Espionage
Law-Enforcement Division.

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We call it S.H.I.E.L.D.

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Never heard of it!

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Even the FBI and CIA
are kept in the dark about us.

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S.H.I.E.L.D.'s job
is to secretly try to

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keep the world in one piece,
no matter what it takes.

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This is the Chameleon,
a deadly stop-at-nothing
hit man.

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He can transform himself
into a carbon-copy

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of any person who's image
he can grab with this.

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I first heard of him
in Istanbul
when he blew up an embassy.

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In Rome, he attacked
a military post,

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and then gave us
the slip by taking

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on the appearance
of a clergyman.

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Last I ran into him
was in Sarajevo,

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he got away as nurse.

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No way he's gonna beat me
again!

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So? What's this
got to do with me?

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The Chameleon's been hired

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by terrorists to total
the peace treaty.

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And that could mean war.

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[Peter thinking] So that's it!

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[Fury] This morning he arrived
in New York City.

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New York? My party!

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And that's where we'll
find the Chameleon!

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In a disguise
that's undetectable!

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But I'm having police,
security, and FBI there!

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The place'll be sealed
up tighter than--

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[Fury] They won't
even notice him.

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[John] Then why don't
we just cancel the party?

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No can do, gotta act
like everything's normal.

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If we shut down every time
someone threatens us,

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the whole world would stop.

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Now, I need you to wear this.

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Nobody knows your employees
better than you do.

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That's why you're
important to me.

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If you see anything
suspicious, tap on this pin,

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and undercover S.H.I.E.L.D.
agents will respond pronto.

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The Bugle building is
crawling with them.

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But what do I--

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Just keep your eyes open.

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I'm sending you back now.

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[Peter thinking]
Oops, that's my cue!

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[dramatic music]

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What was that all about?

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National security, Parker,
can't discuss it.

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[beep]

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[beep]

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[beep]

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[Glory] Mr. Jameson!

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You're back early, is your
tuxedo fitting all done?

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Yeah, all done.

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I need the security
plans for tonight!

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I left a copy in your briefcase
a half hour ago.

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I need them in my hands
right now!

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Do you have a problem
with that?

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No, sir, I'll get them. Again.

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Oh, hi there, Jonah.

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Robby, I must talk to you
in private. Immediately!

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[Peter thinking]
Something's not right.

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-Here.
-What's this?

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[Glory] The security
plans for tonight.

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You gave me a copy
before I left.

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I know, that's what I told you!

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Are you trying to
drive me crazy?

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What's wrong with her?

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Jonah! I've gotta make
a quick phone call.

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I'll be right back.

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Uh, Mr. Jameson,
I've gotta run.

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Hold it, Parker.

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This little event today,
I don't want you to--

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Hey! Where'd those
security plans go?

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Well, they were right here.

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Maybe Robby took them?

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Well, why on Earth would he--

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[gasps] No!

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Robby!

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[badges beeping]

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[Robby] Hey! Hey!
What are you--

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[Spider-Man thinking]
No spider sense, no Chameleon!

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You've got it wrong!
Let him go!

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Spider-Man?
What's he doing here?

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[Fury, on radio]
Agent 1, get him!

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[Agent 1] No imaging device!

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He's not the one! Fan out!

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You! Stop!

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I've got him!
Floor seven, west wing!

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He's in the form of Ms. Grant!

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[Fury]
All agents, floor seven!

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Detain Glory Grant!

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Cover all exits!

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[Spider-Man] Gotcha!

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I don't usually pick
up strange women.

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Funny, but not too smart.

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[Spider-Man coughs]

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[groans]

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Stupid! Should've had him!

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Talk about the dangers
of second-hand smoke!

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[footsteps]

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[elevator bell dings]

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[elevator bell dings]

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Just the man I was looking for!

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Peter, I'm understudying
the lead

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-in the Shakespeare Fest
tonight...
-[elevator bell dings]

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...and I've saved you a seat.

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Will you come?

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[Mary Jane moans]

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I'll take that as a yes!

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Peter, why'd you do that?

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I had to.

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What made you think
I'd let you?

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I took a gamble
that Peter Parker

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was the luckiest man on Earth.

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[suspenseful music]

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[cameras clicking]

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All units, red alert!

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The VIPs are arriving.
It's showtime!

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Aha!

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Bruce, looks like
the Chameleon has arrived!

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Keep smilin', old buddy.

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Intruder alert!
Floor 31, sector five!

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There's been a breach!

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Floor 31!

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[Spider-Man] Chameleon, stop!

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Whoa, nice haircut!

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[Spider-Man coughing]

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This guy's gonna
ruin my lungs faster

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than tailgating
a Manhattan taxi!

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00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,208
It's the Chameleon! Get him!

261
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:51,000
No! Stay back!

262
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,875
This is stupid!

263
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,708
While we fight, the Chameleon
gains the advantage!

264
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:58,250
Time to lose you boneheads!

265
00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:01,250
Maybe it's time for me
to change faces, too!

266
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:02,875
[Fury] Agent 1!

267
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,583
[Agent 1] Yes, Colonel?

268
00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:07,458
Situation's code red.
I'm coming there in person.

269
00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:10,416
I'll rendezvous with you
at the penthouse in 10 minutes.

270
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,458
Aye, sir. Over and out.

271
00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:14,250
Penthouse. Code red.

272
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,083
I've got to get the VIPs out.

273
00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:18,458
The Colonel thinks
the Chameleon's
moving upstairs.

274
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,958
[groans]

275
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:43,000
[speaking in French]

276
00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:47,166
OK, OK, I'll check it out!

277
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,291
Gotta check the gas main.

278
00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:59,291
Wherefore was I to
this keen mockery born?

279
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:02,208
When at your hands did
I deserve such scorn,

280
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:05,000
that you must flout
my insufficiency?

281
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,416
[Mary Jane thinking]
Where in blazes are you,
Parker?

282
00:15:07,416 --> 00:15:10,583
Good troth, you do me
wrong, good sooth, you do,

283
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:13,958
in such disdainful
manner me to woo.

284
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:16,000
But fare you well.

285
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,333
Perforce I must
confess, I thought

286
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:20,833
you lord of more
true gentleness.

287
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:26,166
How the heck did this happen?

288
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,500
[chefs cheer]

289
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,000
[muffled yell]

290
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:37,500
[elevator bell dings]

291
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:46,708
[Peter thinking]
Now, if I were a Chameleon,

292
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,458
who's colors would I choose?

293
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:51,583
Spider sense!
The Chameleon's close!

294
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:52,708
But where is he?

295
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:59,583
The Colonel says it's time
to get the VIPs out.

296
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,500
Great, they've been
here long enough.

297
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,250
[Peter thinking]
The VIPs are leaving?

298
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,000
Maybe I'd better keep
an eye on things.

299
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:13,500
Good job, agent.

300
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,333
Colonel! You're early!

301
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:18,000
My daddy once told me,
it's the early bird

302
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,375
that catches the Chameleon.
Follow me.

303
00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:23,500
Whaddaya know,
Fury's here in the flesh!

304
00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:26,583
I guess he wanted to
personally get them to a safe--

305
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:27,750
Wait a minute...

306
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:28,750
Oh, no!

307
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,875
You! Hold it right there!

308
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:36,958
[crowd screaming]

309
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:40,458
Hold your fire!

310
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:44,208
I knew it'd happen!
Spider-Man's
finally gone berserk!

311
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,500
Wait! You don't understand!

312
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,416
Stop! Look at Fury!

313
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:55,083
The eye patch!

314
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:58,291
It's on the wrong eye!

315
00:16:58,291 --> 00:16:59,708
There's your Chameleon!

316
00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:02,083
[Fury, on radio] Agent 1,
I'm on my way up.

317
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:04,416
Report your location. Report!

318
00:17:04,416 --> 00:17:05,583
Do you copy?

319
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:06,708
Fury?

320
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:29,250
Send a crew
to check the wreckage!

321
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,708
We have to make sure
he didn't bail!

322
00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:35,625
But how could the Chameleon
make such a stupid mistake?

323
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:37,458
That's simple, picklepuss.

324
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:39,250
He probably based his disguise

325
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:42,583
on Fury's picture
from the obituary
in your files.

326
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:43,708
The one that was printed
flipped?

327
00:17:43,708 --> 00:17:45,625
But he didn't know that!

328
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:48,083
I guess it really does pay
to practice shoddy journalism!

329
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:49,291
Keep it up, J.J.!

330
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:50,750
Why you!

331
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:51,875
Gotta run!

332
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,500
[cameras clicking]

333
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,000
[audience clapping]

334
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
For a while there,
I didn't think

335
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,291
we were gonna get to see this.

336
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,583
I heard that.

337
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:09,583
Parker,
what are you doing here?

338
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:11,583
How in blazes did you get in?

339
00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:13,875
I have my methods, Mr. Jameson.

340
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,500
Like any good freelancer,

341
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:18,291
when I wanna get a shot,
nothing gets in my way!

342
00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:20,833
All I need is one
good clean shot.

343
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:24,000
[crowd creaming]

344
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:25,583
Now I've got you!

345
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,458
And there's no escape!

346
00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:52,125
No! Get your hands off me!

347
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:54,208
[John's voice]
Let go, you fool!

348
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:56,500
[Glory's voice]
Don't stop me now, I'm...

349
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,958
[Robby's voice] So, so...

350
00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:01,166
[Fury's voice] close. So...

351
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:11,958
[Spider-Man]
Sleep tight, Chameleon!

352
00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:16,125
Maybe when you wake up,
you'll feel more like yourself!

353
00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:18,875
The Chameleon, here?

354
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:20,250
Right next to me?

355
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:23,125
[groans]
I need a long vacation.

356
00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:25,000
[cameras clicking]

357
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,500
[Spider-Man] Well, Bruce,
I saved the world again.

358
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,000
And what do I get for it?

359
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,500
As usual, zilch!Nada!

360
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,333
Nothing, that's what.

361
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,958
Heck of a job, Spider-Man!

362
00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:37,583
Thanks!

363
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,583
[Spider-Man]
Did he say "thanks"?

364
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:41,875
Someone thanking Spider-Man?

365
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,625
Huh, that's a first!

366
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
[doorbell rings]

367
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,166
I'll get it, Aunt May!

368
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,166
Oh, Mary Jane!

369
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:52,708
Thanks, for not coming
to my play as you promised.

370
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:54,291
As I promised?

371
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:57,416
And don't you ever
kiss me that way again.

372
00:19:57,416 --> 00:19:58,875
What kiss?

373
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:00,708
The Chameleon!

374
00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:02,166
Oh, no!

375
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:03,875
Mary Jane, wait!

376
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,333
I--I can explain!

377
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:07,208
Well, at least, I think
I can explain!

378
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:10,000
OK, maybe--maybe
I can't explain,
but wait, just listen!

379
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,583
Listen to me! Hold on a second!

380
00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:12,708
[indistinct]

381
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:18,708
["Spider-Man Theme Song"
playing]

382
00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:23,625
♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

383
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:28,000
♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪

384
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:29,875
[guitar solo]

385
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:38,375
♪ Spider blood, spider blood ♪

386
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,416
♪ Radioactive spider blood ♪

387
00:20:40,416 --> 00:20:42,458
♪ Spider blood, spider blood ♪

388
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,708
♪ Spider-Man ♪