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Mm-hmm.
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Hello, I’d like to vote
for president, governor,
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and anything that will take
money away
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from our parks and libraries.
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Eh, use machine
number three.
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I can’t fit in the booth!
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Use the double-wide.
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Ooh!
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One of those electronic
voting dealies.
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One vote for McCain. Thank you.
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No, I want to vote for Obama.
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Two votes for McCain.
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Huh?!
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Come on. It’s time for a change.
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Three votes for McCain.
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No! No! No!
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Six votes for President McCain.
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Hey, I only meant one
of those votes for McCain.
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This machine is rigged.
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Must… tell.. President McCain.
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This doesn’t happen in America.
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Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
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Okay…
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all I need is a Christmas gift
for Lisa.
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I don’t have time
to read all that.
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Montreal Expos jersey.
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Somber String.
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Jacks, no ball.
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And a Slunky.
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Oh, I wouldn’t give these
to my worst enemy,
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which happens to be Lisa.
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Girls don’t like trucks.
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Come back when you’re
something else.
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Perfect!
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Merry Christmas, Dad.
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We bought you three
more minutes of oxygen.
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Oh, thank you, son!
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Can I play with it outside?
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Can I?! Can I?!
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Sure.
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Hey, Lis, I think I see one
with your name on it.
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I don’t know how you could top
last year’s gift…
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a box of your burps.
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Yeah. Here’s your
stocking stuffer.
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Wow! A Malibu Stacey
convertible!
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Oh, Bart, an actual present.
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That’s right, Maggie.
It’s a car.
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Let’s go to the…
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Pos-i-bots, transform!
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Snooze!
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Threeway!
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Melody!
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What?
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Wait a minute.
We’re missing Sex-Toy.
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Where have you been?
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Where haven’t I been?
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Hmm. Is there
something different
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about the kitchen?
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No.
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Well, the toaster’s never lied
to me before.
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Hep, two, three, four…
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Nice planet.
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Whoa!
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Pos-i-bot, engage.
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Battle commencing
in ten, nine, eight…
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Hey!
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Hey, Homer.
How was your Christmas?
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It was okay.
I got Seinfeld, Season 7.
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Finally a boxing day
that lives up to its name.
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Lisa! What’s happening?!
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Well, if I had
to guess,
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I’d say that two
alien robot races,
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who’ve been battling
for centuries, have chosen
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our planet as a site for their
ultimate confrontation.
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It is a good planet
to settle things on.
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Stop it! Stop it!
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Look, you have made
the nacho machine cry.
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Cool!
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Carnage Destructicus,
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the moment has arrived:
our final battle.
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Your final battle,
Bestimus Mucho!
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Stop it!
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Just because you’re mad
at each other,
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doesn’t mean you have
to destroy our town.
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That does not compute.
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Really?!
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It computes a little.
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What’s this whole intergalactic
tiff about anyway?
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You know I, I…
I don’t remember.
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Neither do I.
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Hmm. Maybe the non-transforma
thing is right.
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Thank you,
human grandmother,
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for pointing out
that it is futile to fight
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if we do not know why.
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And now that we are
not fighting each other,
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we can team up
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to enslave your planet.
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That’s great!
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Because working together,
you can…
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Oh…
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Okay, who’s the idiot who
taught them what foosball was?
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I thought
they might enjoy it.
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Okay, Maggie, we’ll be back
in three hours.
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Or longer if something
happens to us.
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Maybe we shouldn’t
do this.
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She doesn’t know
anyone here.
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Look, sweetie,
there’s a familiar face…
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Krusty!
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Hey, hey, kids!
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Your old pal Krusty’s gonna
teach you five new words:
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unlicensed use of my image.
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All right, boys.
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See those Krustys
nobody paid me for?
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Sandblast them!
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Entertain the troops?
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No way!
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What have they
ever done for me?!
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Krusty, you made
my daughter cry!
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Hey, my intellectual property
rights were being infringed.
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Do you know
how that feels?
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Do ya?! Huh?! Do ya?!
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One, two, three.
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Oh! It’s no use.
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Mr. Simpson, you have
quite a talent
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for killing celebrities.
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Well…
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I’m no drunk driving.
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I’d like to introduce you
to some stereotypical ad men.
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Simpson, we got a swell
little notion for you.
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Did you know you can put
a dead celebrity in a commercial
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and you don’t have
to pay them a thing?
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Oh, my God, you finally did it.
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You mixed Buzz Cola
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with the smooth, rich taste
of lemon.
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Unfortunately, there are certain
stars who won’t do what we want.
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What’s their problem?
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They’re still alive.
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And then we thought,
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"Who’s good at killing
celebrities?"
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Me!
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That’s right.
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Homer, would you be willing
to acquire some more, um…
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uh, accounts for us?
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Well, you know,
it is awfully hot today.
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Now I’m too cold.
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Mmm.
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* Psycho killer *
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* Qu’est-ce que c’est? *
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* Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
far better *
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* Run, run, run, run, run, run,
run away *
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* Oh-oh-oh *
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* Psycho Killer *
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* Qu’est-ce que c’est? *
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* Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
far better *
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* Run, run, run, run, run, run,
run away *
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* Oh-oh-oh-oh… *
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* Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi *
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* Oh, oh *
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* Psycho Killer *
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* Qu’est-ce que c’est? *
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* Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
far better *
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* Run, run, run, run, run, run,
run away. *
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We can’t just sit here
while they exploit our images!
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Hey, John Wayne,
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have you heard
about stockswapper.org’s
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low, low transaction fees?
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Sounds… like… quite…
a… deal… pilgrim!
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I hate…
trans… action… fees!
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Hey, George Washington,
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see if you think
this is funny.
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It’s the Springfield
Wedding Chapel’s annual
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President’s Day
marriage-a-thon!
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That ad implies
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that Mr. Lincoln
and I are…
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betraying
familiarities!
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It’s an outrage.
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Yes, uh, an outrage.
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So, are we gonna sit here
flapping our jaws,
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or are we gonna do something
about it?
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Now wait
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just a gosh-darn minute here.
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We can’t go taking the law
into our own hands.
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These are people with hopes
and dreams and-and, uh…
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Put a sock in it,
mushmouth!
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All we are saying is
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"Let’s eat some brains"!
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Great party, Homer!
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Murdering Kate Winslet paid
for that chocolate fountain.
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Huh?
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G-g-g-golda Meir!
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Ah, you ripped me off. See?
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No, I didn’t. See!
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You’re gonna pay
for what you done. See!
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I always thought I’d die
of hepatitis… C.
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Rip Taylor?
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You’re not even dead!
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Someone needs to check
my apartment.
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Let’s get him!
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00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:05,451
Little Sister, is that
moustache comin’ or goin’?
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00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:06,994
Well, your wife likes it.
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00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:13,042
You’re all right,
Goofy Grape.
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People, please.
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We’re here to kill this jerk.
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Before you kill me,
I gotta know…
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what is the one true religion?
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It’s a mix of voodoo
and Methodist.
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Shouldn’t have left the key
under the mat, suckers!
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So what do you do
for fun around here?
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Well, tonight we’ve got
a poker tournament
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at the rec center.
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Ooh!
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After you, Mr. Pennyface.
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Is your wife up here?
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Well, uh, we have
an understanding.
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Mmm.
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Phew!
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Good grief.
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I like your witch
costume, Lisa.
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I’m not a witch.
I’m a Wiccan.
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Why is it when a woman is
confident and powerful,
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they call her a witch?
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What did you say, Mom?
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Nothing.
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I’m practicing
my trombone.
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So, what are you wearing
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to the Halloween party,
Milhouse?
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I’m not going
to the party.
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I’m going to the
pumpkin patch
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to wait for the
Grand Pumpkin!
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That means
"you kids have fun"!
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What’s the Grand Pumpkin?
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Every Halloween,
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the Grand Pumpkin visits
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all the pumpkin patches
in the world
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and brings candy to kids
who truly believe!
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Milhouse, for the
last time,
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I made that up
to mess with you.
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The Grand Pumpkin
isn’t real!
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I appreciate you
testing my faith, Bart,
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but it’s not necessary.
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I believe in the Grand Pumpkin,
almighty gourd,
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who was crustified
over Pontius Pie-plate,
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and ascended into oven.
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He will come again to judge
the filling and the bread…
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Sigh.
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You’ve all come
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to wait for the
Grand Pumpkin with me!
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Who wants to sing
pumpkin carols?
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I’ve got a pumpkin
carol for you.
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* You are such
a stupid moron *
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* It makes people
want to punch you *
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* The Grand Pumpkin’s
superga-ay *
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* Punch, punch, punch,
punch, wedgie! *
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Your god is wrong!
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Let’s get
to the Halloween party.
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I want to hit
the apple tank
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before all the Granny
Smiths are bobbed out.
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Lis, you comin’?
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00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,844
Eh, I think I’ll stay
with Milhouse.
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His glasses fog up
when he cries.
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More Granny Smiths
for me.
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Lisa, Lisa, wake up!
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- He’s here!
- What?
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The Grand Pumpkin is here?!
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No. I’m rehearsing what I’m
gonna say when he shows up.
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He’s here! He’s here!
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He is here!
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You owe me restitution!
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If he sees us fighting,
he might not come.
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Grand Pumpkin,
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I know you’re real.
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Why won’t you show yourself?!
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Why?
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Whoa!
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Happy Halloween!
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The Grand Pumpkin!
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You are real!
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That’s right, Milhouse.
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Your childlike belief
has brought me to life!
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00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,953
I knew you’d come!
281
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,206
I even baked you a loaf
of homemade pumpkin bread!
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00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,708
Oh, how delightful…
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bread made especially
for pumpkins.
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00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,465
- Mm-hmm.
- Actually,
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it’s made from pumpkins.
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00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,593
Wha…?!
287
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,764
Uh-oh.
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00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,475
Revenge!
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00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,523
I’m gonna give you
crossed eyes
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like you might see
on an idiot,
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a stupid triangle nose,
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and a big mouth
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full of the ugliest shaped
teeth there are…
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square.
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00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:58,077
And I’m gonna make
your friends watch.
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00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:05,209
No!
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00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,089
Ladies.
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Stupid.
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Everybody, listen!
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The Grand Pumpkin is real!
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00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:26,423
Hey!
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00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,774
No hard-soled shoes!
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00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,153
Oh, God!
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00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,696
Everywhere I look…
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pumpkin atrocities!
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00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,910
Care for a pumpkin seed?
307
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,288
You roast the unborn?
308
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,087
Touch me
and I’ll cut your friend!
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00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,505
What do I care?
310
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,006
That’s a yellow pumpkin.
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00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,175
You’re a racist!
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00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,760
All pumpkins are racist.
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00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,345
The difference is I admit it!
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00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,015
I’d rather die
than hate!
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00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,892
This is all my fault!
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00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,019
The Grand Pumpkin said
my childlike belief
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00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,063
was what made him
come to life!
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00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,648
Belief, eh?
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00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,527
Say, Milhouse, have
you by any chance
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00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,571
ever heard of
"Tom Turkey"?
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00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,323
No. Who is he
and what’s his origin story?
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00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,491
Um…
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00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,493
well, Tom is a magical turkey
324
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:22,995
who gave the pilgrims
the technology
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00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:24,288
to put buckles on their hats.
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00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,206
Now he appears
every Thanksgiving
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to children
who believe.
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00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,543
Sounds plausible.
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00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,545
Tom Turkey, help me.
330
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:33,672
I believe in you.
331
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:36,633
Are you looking for a particular
part of my brain or…
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00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,430
Halt, yon pumperkin
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00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,932
most succulent and plump!
334
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,602
I be Tom Turkey!
335
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,229
A giant talking turkey?
336
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,106
Preposterous!
337
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,859
Prepare for the Almighty’s
judgment,
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00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:56,737
thou stinking fruit
of rotted vine!
339
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,327
Pumpkin segregation forever!
340
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,582
I can’t live on the outside.
341
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:10,584
I can’t!
342
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,507
Milhouse, your childlike
innocence saved us all!
343
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,509
Tom, how can we repay you?
344
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,511
How about
a Thanksgiving feast?
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00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:22,971
You can carve
the turkey.
346
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,891
You eat turkeys?!
347
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,017
Oh, yeah.
348
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,435
It’s delicious!
349
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,062
Especially when
we take stuffing
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00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,647
and shove it up
the turkey’s…
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00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,441
Revenge!
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00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,741
Looks like those kids found
the true spirit of Halloween.
353
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,743
Or Thanksgiving.
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00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:46,370
Or whatever.
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00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:48,080
And for those of you who feel
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like we’ve trampled
on a beloved children’s classic,
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I encourage you to write
to the following address.
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Happy Holidays, everyone!
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