1 00:00:03,211 --> 00:00:06,464 * The Simpsons * 2 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:47,796 D’oh! 3 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:13,615 Ho, ho, ho. 4 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:17,243 * Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree * 5 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:20,163 * You’re on the curb and dead now * 6 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,832 * Your Christmas lights are in the box * 7 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:26,461 * In two months we will change the clocks * 8 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:27,837 * Oh, Christmas tree, oh… * 9 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:32,217 Gee, they sure give the Christmas spirit 10 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:34,552 the bum’s rush around here. 11 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:37,138 And they’ve already started exploiting the next holiday. 12 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,935 So, young man, have you judged people 13 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:44,604 by the content of their character this year? 14 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:45,855 Yes, Reverend Doctor. 15 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:46,925 Lunchtime! 16 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,651 Free at last! 17 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:52,821 Okay, remember our deal… everyone gets to return 18 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:55,573 one Christmas present with no hurt feelings. 19 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,784 I’m returning this kitten calendar. 20 00:01:57,867 --> 00:02:00,829 Um, I’m also returning this kitten calendar. 21 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:01,913 Kitten calendar. 22 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,458 Hey, those are 15 month calendars! 23 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:06,960 That gives you three extra kittens! 24 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:11,506 That’s the last time I get you guys 25 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:13,133 a Christmas present at the last minute. 26 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,135 Man, those are ugly kittens! 27 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:16,219 Mom, Dad! 28 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,221 Our mall got a Mapple store! 29 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:20,765 It’s so sterile! 30 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:23,268 MyPods! MyPhones! 31 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:25,145 A Brainiac Bar! 32 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:27,438 My question is the following statement: 33 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,399 Operating System 4.2 34 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:32,485 has sloppier architecture than a Tijuana anthill. 35 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:35,321 Did you get peanut butter in your Ethernet port again? 36 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:38,533 No. I got mayonnaise in the CD drive. 37 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:40,118 Hmm! 38 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:42,829 I see you’re admiring our MyCube. 39 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:45,498 It’s fueled by dreams and powered by imagination. 40 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:46,526 What does it do? 41 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:49,002 You should ask yourself, "What can I do for it?" 42 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:50,879 Okay. What can I do for you? 43 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,255 Please, I’m begging you! 44 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:53,715 Sir, it’s not even turned on yet. 45 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:54,841 But it’s glowing. 46 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:56,467 That light confirms that it’s off. 47 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,513 I can’t afford any of your products, 48 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,849 but can I buy some fake white earbuds, 49 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:05,059 so people will think I have a MyPod? 50 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,645 Sure, those are called "MyPhonies." 51 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:10,356 Oh, and they cost $40. 52 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,693 Oh, I’ll never get a Mapple anything. 53 00:03:13,776 --> 00:03:15,862 I hate this MyPod! 54 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:18,615 I can’t watch movies on a screen this small. 55 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,951 And the music today… don’t get me started! 56 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:26,998 I said, don’t get me started! 57 00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:32,378 Come on, isn’t someone going to get me started?! 58 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:36,007 Uh, let’s go, Teeny. 59 00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:39,302 Maybe somebody at Old Navy will get me started. 60 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:40,470 Here kid, you take it. 61 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:42,096 Thank you, Krusty! 62 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,765 Oh, don’t thank me. 63 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:47,018 Thank the Jewish Clown Awards gift basket. 64 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:49,187 I’m a Mapple person! 65 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:50,897 We’re all Mapple people. 66 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:53,024 Sorry. 67 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:55,318 Attention, Mapple universe! 68 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,362 Prepare for a live announcement 69 00:03:57,445 --> 00:04:01,449 from Mapple founder and Chief Imaginative Officer Steve Mobbs. 70 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:02,825 - Steve Mobbs?! - He’s here?! 71 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,077 He’s a genius! 72 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,496 He’s like a god who knows what we want! 73 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:08,373 Greetings, it is I, 74 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:11,084 your insanely great leader, Steve Mobbs. 75 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:14,587 I’m speaking to you from Mapple headquarters deep below the sea, 76 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:16,923 with an announcement that will completely change 77 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:18,174 the way you look at everything! 78 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,302 And that announcement is… 79 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,221 You’re all losers! 80 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,266 You think you’re cool because you buy 81 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:27,642 a $500 phone with a picture of a fruit on it?! 82 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:29,269 Well, guess what? 83 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:32,355 They cost eight bucks to make and I pee on every one! 84 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:33,690 Eww! 85 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,984 I have made a fortune off you chumps 86 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:38,361 and I’ve invested it all in Microsoft! 87 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,280 Now my boyfriend, Bill Gates, and I 88 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,073 kiss each other on a pile of your money! 89 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,828 Traitor! 90 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:48,788 Your heart is blacker than your turtleneck! 91 00:04:57,588 --> 00:04:59,215 Who dares question the boss 92 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,467 we fired 10 years ago and then brought back? 93 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,553 It was my brother Bart! 94 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:05,054 Flay him with your earbuds! 95 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,138 Flay him, I say! 96 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,935 MyCube, take me away! 97 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:14,063 * Loving you * 98 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,941 * Is easy ’cause you’re beautiful * 99 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,818 Get him! 100 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:20,403 - Get him good! - d Making love with you… * 101 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:23,072 Stupid angry mob, chasing me 102 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,742 because I shine a harsh light on modern society. 103 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,910 Now I know how Dane Cook feels. 104 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:31,914 Mmm, what’s that exotic aroma? 105 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,751 It smells like a hamburger cooked at a rug store. 106 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,340 Hello. 107 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:42,008 Would you like some lamb? 108 00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:44,260 Mmm. 109 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,888 Whoa! All these years I’ve been 110 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:49,599 petting lambs when I should’ve been shoving them in my mouth! 111 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:50,892 - I’m Bart. - I’m Bashir. 112 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:53,603 My family and I just moved here, from Jordan. 113 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:55,897 Jordan. That’s on some map somewhere, right? 114 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:59,108 Bashir, introduce me to your new friend. 115 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:02,153 Bashir, you didn’t tell me you had a sister. 116 00:06:02,236 --> 00:06:04,697 Such a charmer. 117 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:06,491 Would you like to stay for dinner? 118 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:08,618 Hey, I never refuse food from strangers. 119 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,121 Okay, you’re new to our school, 120 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,540 so here’s the deal: we call Skinner, "Skin-rash," 121 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:17,043 Mr. Wiener is "Mr. Whiner," 122 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:20,129 and Groundskeeper Willie, "Grounds-Creeper Stupid." 123 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,798 Ah, that’s not clever! 124 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:24,342 And I have so many aspects you can mock! 125 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:27,136 I’m poor, I’m dirty, I can’t read or write, 126 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,846 I think movies are real! 127 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:32,934 Okay, next, here’s the food at the cafeteria 128 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:34,185 that will make you sick: 129 00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:36,562 coleslaw, tuna, all chowders and gumbos. 130 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,773 The only thing that’s safe is the pork chops. 131 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:41,692 My religion says I can never eat pork. 132 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:43,444 A different religion?! 133 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:44,904 Do not tell anyone that 134 00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:46,114 because if the bullies around here 135 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:47,281 find out that you’re different… 136 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:48,449 Who’s different? 137 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:52,954 What’s your name, sweat stain? 138 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:54,914 Uh, Bashir. 139 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:56,165 "Bash here"? 140 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,292 I love a kid that comes with directions. 141 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:04,340 Okay, Bashir. 142 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:08,386 Tell us where you came from so we can punch you back there. 143 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:10,012 I’m going to punch you extra hard 144 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,306 ’cause I secretly think you’re cute. 145 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:13,599 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 146 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:15,726 You can’t just whale on him because he’s… 147 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,270 What religion are you anyway? 148 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:19,313 - Muslim. - Oh, boy. 149 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,607 You’re the reason I can’t carry toothpaste on an airplane! 150 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:24,152 Ow! 151 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:27,113 Look, guys, everyone’s different. 152 00:07:27,196 --> 00:07:28,990 Jimbo, you’re Christian, Dolph, you’re Jewish, 153 00:07:29,073 --> 00:07:30,575 and, Kearney, your family’s in that cult Moe started. 154 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:32,118 I had to join. 155 00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:33,536 My mom’s doing the savior. 156 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:35,538 I mean, the one true Moe. 157 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:37,039 You’re the one true mo. 158 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,674 Help me, almighty Moe! 159 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:48,885 Can’t. I’m not really a god. 160 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:51,220 I was just acting crazy to get out of jury duty. 161 00:07:54,765 --> 00:07:57,852 Look at Lisa Simpson, over there by herself. 162 00:07:57,935 --> 00:08:00,104 Not talking to us, her best friends! 163 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,731 Do we hate her? 164 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,149 - Yes! - Yes! 165 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:05,693 Lisa, we came to tell you that we… 166 00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:08,279 Is that a MyPod? 167 00:08:08,362 --> 00:08:11,782 Yeah. I’ve already downloaded so much incredible music! 168 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:13,409 Check out "Moon Dreams" 169 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:17,455 from Miles Davis’ Birth of the Cool. 170 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,923 Or, check out this MyTunes exclusive 171 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,341 episode of Itchy & Scratchy. 172 00:08:28,424 --> 00:08:29,424 Ooh! 173 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:32,595 * …and Scratchy Show. * 174 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,449 Ah. 175 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,533 Oh. 176 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:05,711 Why?! 177 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:22,812 Stop! 178 00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:38,869 * I love the nightlife, I’ve got to boogie * 179 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:41,998 * On the disco round… * 180 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,295 Marge, I installed all the low-energy bulbs. 181 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,630 What have you done with the old ones? 182 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:52,592 Disposed of them in an environmentally friendly manner. 183 00:09:56,053 --> 00:09:58,431 Salaam alaikum! 184 00:09:58,514 --> 00:10:00,641 Milhouse is looking good! 185 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,560 He’s got contacts, changed color, 186 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:03,769 got a cool new catchphrase. 187 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,355 Salaam alaikum! 188 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,232 Dad, that’s Bashir, my new friend. 189 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,194 Bart forgot this, sir. 190 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,946 Sir? 191 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,781 That’s the kind of respect you’d have to 192 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,867 strangle out of an American kid. 193 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,827 You know, Bart never told me 194 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:21,495 he had a handsome teenage brother. 195 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,291 Oh, uh, I’m really 38. 196 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:27,585 38 waist I might believe. 197 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:33,507 Hey, Carl, got any idea what direction Mecca’s in? 198 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,009 Why don’t you ask Homer? 199 00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:37,720 He ought to know, by dint of his son’s new friend. 200 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,931 Hey, Bashir’s great. 201 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,100 If Derek Jeter married Mariah Carey… 202 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,102 it wouldn’t last… but I bet they’d have 203 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,520 a kid like him. 204 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:47,730 Homer, this is serious. 205 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,440 This Bashir kid is Muslim, 206 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,025 and therefore up to something. 207 00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:52,902 Oh, I can’t believe that till I see 208 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:55,988 a fictional TV program espousing your point of view. 209 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,782 All right. 210 00:10:57,865 --> 00:10:59,784 For the last time, Fayed, 211 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,410 where did you hide the nerve gas?! 212 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,163 Under your Statue of Liberty’s dress! 213 00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:05,706 And she loved it! 214 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,041 Oh, my God. 215 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:08,292 What can I do? 216 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,835 Well, if you want to stop Bashir 217 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,545 and his war on American principles, 218 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,547 you could discriminate against his family 219 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,007 in employment and housing. 220 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,301 That’s pretty patriotic, but I got a better idea. 221 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:18,594 Invite ’em over. 222 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,429 A little dinner, a little dessert, 223 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,806 and then you Jack Bauer ’em 224 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,516 into giving you all their secrets. 225 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,229 I guess I have no choice. 226 00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:32,525 Homie, it’s very open-minded of you 227 00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:36,028 to have Bart’s Muslim friend’s Muslim family over. 228 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,238 Here’s the plan, Marge. 229 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:38,948 You keep them talking. 230 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:42,118 I’ll be listening and quietly judging. 231 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:47,039 The doorbell will tell you when they’re here. 232 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:51,419 So, how did you two meet? 233 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,546 We met while studying 234 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:56,549 at Jordan University of Science and Technology. 235 00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:57,967 Ah, interesting. 236 00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,343 Why, just the other day, 237 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:03,681 I was reading that science is used to make bombs. 238 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:08,561 Now, bait the trap. 239 00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:11,439 Why don’t I get us dessert? 240 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:16,026 I made us a little cake. 241 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,195 Care to cut? 242 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,864 Watch this, Lenny. 243 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:21,115 Not now. 244 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,242 I got soap in my eyes. 245 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:24,785 No, thank you. 246 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:25,995 What’s the matter? 247 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,664 Don’t like the taste of freedom? 248 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:29,692 Dad, these people are my friends. 249 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,125 Don’t fear them 250 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,752 just because they have a different religion, 251 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,837 a different culture, and their last name is Bin Laden. 252 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,505 Young man, you do not respect us 253 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,048 by disrespecting your father. 254 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,800 I like the way you Italians think. 255 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,927 Shut up, old man. 256 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:44,180 I think it is time for us to go. 257 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,249 Mm-hmm. 258 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,599 That’s it. 259 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,601 Ruin a perfect evening. 260 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:49,769 You’re teaching Bart 261 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,563 a terrible lesson of intolerance. 262 00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:53,632 I’m sorry. 263 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,024 It’s just so fun and easy 264 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,984 to judge people based on religion. 265 00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:00,404 Well, I want you to go over to their house and apologize. 266 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:04,700 But we’re the more powerful country for a few more years. 267 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:08,412 Okay, I’ll apologize. 268 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,539 Up-bup-bup-bup! 269 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,249 Don’t eat that, sweetie. 270 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,002 It’s poison. 271 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,510 I am sorry I suspected you 272 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,054 of being soulless murderers of innocent children. 273 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,139 I hope we can move past this and… 274 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,771 Dynamite? 275 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,648 They are terrorists. 276 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,858 Must leave quietly. 277 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,910 So far, so good. 278 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:54,026 Marge! 279 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,125 I was right! 280 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,878 Everybody is whatever I think they are. 281 00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,505 I saw them unloading dynamite. 282 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,217 Homer, I’m sure you didn’t see anything. 283 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,385 Go to sleep. 284 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:05,719 All right, sweetie, 285 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,305 but if I wake up tomorrow, we’ll discuss it. 286 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,193 Hi, Homer! 287 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,517 You rubbed? 288 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,518 You must like me. 289 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,159 You really, really like me. 290 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,745 Good morning, Ramadan! 291 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,539 Come to Crazy Fayeddie’s! 292 00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,916 Our prices are Hussein! 293 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,794 Here’s… Genie! 294 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,630 - Now do Flanders. - No. 295 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:45,342 Now I will destroy your decadent Western society. 296 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,775 No…! 297 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,029 Usually that ends the dream. 298 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:11,285 The power of dreaming has convinced me the threat is real. 299 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:17,791 Delivery for Lisa Simpson. 300 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,003 It’s a gift from Mapple. 301 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,297 Oh, such beautiful packaging. 302 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,508 I never thought a company could be my soul mate. 303 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,053 Oh, it’s my first MyBill. 304 00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:32,097 $1,200?! 305 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:36,352 But I only downloaded… 1,212 songs. 306 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,611 I got to prove the genie was right. 307 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,112 Off to work. 308 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,616 Sometimes I wish you would quit that awful business. 309 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:53,118 But I love blowing up buildings. 310 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,079 Oh, my God. 311 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,413 Safely and legally, 312 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,666 in order to make room for new buildings. 313 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:02,544 Darling, I think you are working much too hard. 314 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:06,465 Yes, I am killing myself, but it is all for the profit, 315 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:09,551 and after the explosion, I will be in a better place. 316 00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:14,139 That corner office with the downtown view. 317 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:27,069 Oh, it’s you. 318 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,570 What do you want? 319 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:32,366 I want to apologize for being such a jerk at dinner, 320 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,952 and I thought the best way to do that would be 321 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,788 to come to your house and poke around. 322 00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:39,540 Mr. Simpson, I accept your apology. 323 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:40,916 Good-bye. 324 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,292 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 325 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,920 I read somewhere your people are hospitable to guests. 326 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:45,990 Is that true? 327 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,715 Yes. 328 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,675 Praise be Oliver. 329 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,385 That’s Allah. 330 00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:54,096 Yeah… we’ll look it up in the Corona. 331 00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:58,100 So… now that we’re alone, 332 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:01,186 um… death to America, right? 333 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,230 Homer, why are you really here? 334 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,732 Oh, look at that. 335 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,108 We’re out of almond paste. Don’t get up. 336 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,443 I’ll grind the almonds myself. 337 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,822 A computer. 338 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,577 I’m in. 339 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,169 Springfield Mall? 340 00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,923 They’re going to blow it up. 341 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,468 Homer, I don’t hear almond grinding. 342 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,595 Just listen. 343 00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,306 I’m grinding them now. 344 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,852 Ow, my finger! 345 00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:43,812 Ooh, here comes the ambulance. 346 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,025 My, you’re a handsome fellow. 347 00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:50,152 Just get in the ambulance, Mr. Simpson. 348 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,570 We’ll see to your finger. 349 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:52,863 Why, thank you. 350 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,574 Ow, my finger! 351 00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:01,789 Everyone, get out! 352 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,749 Run for your lives! 353 00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:07,711 Run for your… uh, stay where you are. 354 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,296 Bart! 355 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,761 Boy, don’t blow up this mall. 356 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,222 It has the cookie store that gives free samples. 357 00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,685 I can’t believe 358 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,063 your dad gets paid to blow stuff up. 359 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:29,024 Actually, Bart, my job is about math and engineering. 360 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,027 Every calculation is to make sure the explosion is safe. 361 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,737 Did you factor in one bald idiot? 362 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,781 No, I… 363 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,699 USA, USA! 364 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,867 USA! 365 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,633 Dad, it was an empty building. 366 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,677 It was supposed to come down. 367 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,011 What about the bridge? 368 00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,888 That was supposed to open tomorrow. 369 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,974 Did we really need a bridge there? 370 00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,600 The Duff Brewery is on that island. 371 00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:10,399 I’ll save you! 372 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:26,623 That banner has really paid for itself over the years. 373 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,417 We accept your apology. 374 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,211 Lisa, add another name to our Christmas card list. 375 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,881 Next to our Jewish friends. 376 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,049 Where is Lisa? 377 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,718 She said something about "the bottom of the ocean" 378 00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,219 and "be back in a month." 379 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,809 Welcome to Mapple Headquarters. 380 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:49,104 The cost of this journey will be added to your bill. 381 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,651 Come on… come on. 382 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:55,721 Yes! 383 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,571 16 million results. 384 00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,698 Mr. Mobbs, there’s a surface dweller here to see you… 385 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,075 MyTunes user JazzGal62. 386 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,702 Hmm… oh, Lisa Simpson. 387 00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,454 Send her in. 388 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,082 Mm-hmm. 389 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,084 Lisa, it’s insanely great to see you. 390 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,837 Um, Mr. Mobbs, 391 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:18,217 I sort of downloaded too many songs onto my MyPod, 392 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,220 and I don’t have the money to pay for them. 393 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,472 And do you think you could consider 394 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,140 a reduced payment plan? 395 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,558 I’m sorry. 396 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,977 I know our posters say "Think differently," 397 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,647 but our real slogan is "No refunds." 398 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,482 Oh… 399 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:37,778 can’t you open your Mapple menu and click on the compassion bar? 400 00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,112 Oh, please. 401 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,783 Lisa, how would you like to work for Mapple? 402 00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:45,369 Would I ever. 403 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,454 Think differently. 404 00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:49,498 Think differently. 405 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,959 Think differently. 406 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,129 Think differently. 407 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:41,717 Captioned by VISUAL DATA 408 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,557 Enhanced by Fotokem