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* The Simpsons *
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D’oh!
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Ho, ho, ho.
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* Oh, Christmas tree,
oh, Christmas tree *
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* You’re on the curb
and dead now *
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* Your Christmas lights
are in the box *
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* In two months
we will change the clocks *
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* Oh, Christmas tree, oh… *
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Gee, they sure give
the Christmas spirit
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the bum’s rush
around here.
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And they’ve already started
exploiting the next holiday.
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So, young man,
have you judged people
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by the content of their
character this year?
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Yes, Reverend Doctor.
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Lunchtime!
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Free at last!
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Okay, remember our deal…
everyone gets to return
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one Christmas present
with no hurt feelings.
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I’m returning this
kitten calendar.
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Um, I’m also returning
this kitten calendar.
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Kitten calendar.
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Hey, those are
15 month calendars!
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That gives you
three extra kittens!
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That’s the last time
I get you guys
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a Christmas present
at the last minute.
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Man, those are ugly kittens!
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Mom, Dad!
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Our mall got a Mapple store!
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It’s so sterile!
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MyPods! MyPhones!
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A Brainiac Bar!
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My question is the
following statement:
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Operating System 4.2
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has sloppier architecture
than a Tijuana anthill.
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Did you get peanut butter
in your Ethernet port again?
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No. I got mayonnaise
in the CD drive.
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Hmm!
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I see you’re
admiring our MyCube.
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It’s fueled by dreams and
powered by imagination.
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What does it do?
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You should ask yourself,
"What can I do for it?"
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Okay. What can I do for you?
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Please, I’m begging you!
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Sir, it’s not even
turned on yet.
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But it’s glowing.
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That light confirms
that it’s off.
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I can’t afford any
of your products,
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but can I buy some
fake white earbuds,
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so people will think
I have a MyPod?
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Sure, those are
called "MyPhonies."
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Oh, and they cost $40.
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Oh, I’ll never get
a Mapple anything.
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I hate this MyPod!
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I can’t watch movies
on a screen this small.
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And the music today…
don’t get me started!
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I said, don’t get me started!
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Come on, isn’t someone
going to get me started?!
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Uh, let’s go, Teeny.
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Maybe somebody at Old Navy
will get me started.
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Here kid, you take it.
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Thank you, Krusty!
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Oh, don’t thank me.
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Thank the Jewish Clown
Awards gift basket.
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I’m a Mapple person!
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We’re all
Mapple people.
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Sorry.
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Attention, Mapple universe!
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Prepare for a live announcement
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from Mapple founder and Chief
Imaginative Officer Steve
Mobbs.
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- Steve Mobbs?!
- He’s here?!
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He’s a genius!
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He’s like a god who
knows what we want!
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Greetings, it is I,
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your insanely great leader,
Steve Mobbs.
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I’m speaking to you from Mapple
headquarters deep below the sea,
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with an announcement
that will completely change
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the way you look
at everything!
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And that announcement is…
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You’re all losers!
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You think you’re cool
because you buy
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a $500 phone with a picture
of a fruit on it?!
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Well, guess what?
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They cost eight bucks to make
and I pee on every one!
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Eww!
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I have made a fortune
off you chumps
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and I’ve invested it
all in Microsoft!
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Now my boyfriend, Bill Gates,
and I
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kiss each other
on a pile of your money!
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Traitor!
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Your heart is blacker
than your turtleneck!
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Who dares question the boss
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we fired 10 years ago
and then brought back?
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It was my
brother Bart!
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Flay him with
your earbuds!
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Flay him, I say!
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MyCube, take me away!
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* Loving you *
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* Is easy
’cause you’re beautiful *
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Get him!
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- Get him good!
- d Making love with you… *
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Stupid angry mob, chasing me
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because I shine a harsh light
on modern society.
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Now I know
how Dane Cook feels.
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Mmm, what’s that exotic aroma?
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It smells like a hamburger
cooked at a rug store.
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Hello.
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Would you like some lamb?
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Mmm.
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Whoa! All these years I’ve been
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petting lambs when I should’ve
been shoving them in my mouth!
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- I’m Bart.
- I’m Bashir.
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My family and I just
moved here, from Jordan.
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Jordan. That’s on some
map somewhere, right?
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Bashir, introduce me
to your new friend.
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Bashir, you didn’t tell me
you had a sister.
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Such a charmer.
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Would you like to
stay for dinner?
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Hey, I never refuse food
from strangers.
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Okay, you’re new
to our school,
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so here’s the deal:
we call Skinner, "Skin-rash,"
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Mr. Wiener is "Mr. Whiner,"
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and Groundskeeper Willie,
"Grounds-Creeper Stupid."
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Ah, that’s
not clever!
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And I have so many
aspects you can mock!
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I’m poor, I’m dirty,
I can’t read or write,
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I think movies
are real!
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Okay, next, here’s the
food at the cafeteria
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that will make you sick:
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coleslaw, tuna,
all chowders and gumbos.
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The only thing that’s
safe is the pork chops.
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My religion says
I can never eat pork.
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A different religion?!
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Do not tell anyone that
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because if the
bullies around here
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find out that
you’re different…
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Who’s different?
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What’s your name,
sweat stain?
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Uh, Bashir.
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"Bash here"?
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I love a kid that
comes with directions.
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Okay, Bashir.
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Tell us where you came from
so we can punch you back there.
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I’m going to punch
you extra hard
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’cause I secretly
think you’re cute.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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You can’t just whale
on him because he’s…
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What religion
are you anyway?
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- Muslim.
- Oh, boy.
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You’re the reason I can’t carry
toothpaste on an airplane!
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Ow!
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Look, guys,
everyone’s different.
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Jimbo, you’re Christian,
Dolph, you’re Jewish,
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and, Kearney, your family’s
in that cult Moe started.
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I had to join.
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My mom’s doing the savior.
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I mean, the one true Moe.
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You’re the
one true mo.
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Help me,
almighty Moe!
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Can’t. I’m not
really a god.
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I was just acting crazy
to get out of jury duty.
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Look at Lisa Simpson,
over there by herself.
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Not talking to us,
her best friends!
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Do we hate her?
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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Lisa, we came to
tell you that we…
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Is that a MyPod?
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Yeah. I’ve already downloaded
so much incredible music!
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Check out "Moon Dreams"
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from Miles Davis’
Birth of the Cool.
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Or, check out this
MyTunes exclusive
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episode of
Itchy & Scratchy.
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Ooh!
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* …and Scratchy Show. *
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Ah.
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Oh.
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Why?!
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Stop!
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* I love the nightlife,
I’ve got to boogie *
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* On the disco round… *
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Marge, I installed
all the low-energy bulbs.
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What have you done
with the old ones?
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Disposed of them in an
environmentally friendly manner.
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Salaam alaikum!
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Milhouse is looking good!
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He’s got contacts,
changed color,
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got a cool new catchphrase.
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Salaam alaikum!
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Dad, that’s Bashir,
my new friend.
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Bart forgot
this, sir.
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Sir?
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That’s the kind of
respect you’d have to
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strangle out of
an American kid.
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You know, Bart
never told me
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he had a handsome
teenage brother.
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Oh, uh, I’m really 38.
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38 waist I might believe.
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Hey, Carl, got any idea what
direction Mecca’s in?
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Why don’t you ask Homer?
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He ought to know, by dint
of his son’s new friend.
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Hey, Bashir’s great.
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If Derek Jeter married
Mariah Carey…
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it wouldn’t last…
but I bet they’d have
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a kid like him.
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Homer, this
is serious.
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This Bashir kid
is Muslim,
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and therefore
up to something.
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Oh, I can’t believe
that till I see
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a fictional TV program
espousing your point of view.
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All right.
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For the last time, Fayed,
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where did you hide
the nerve gas?!
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Under your Statue of Liberty’s
dress!
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And she loved it!
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Oh, my God.
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What can I do?
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Well, if you want
to stop Bashir
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and his war
on American principles,
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you could discriminate
against his family
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in employment and housing.
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That’s pretty patriotic,
but I got a better idea.
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Invite ’em over.
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A little dinner,
a little dessert,
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and then you
Jack Bauer ’em
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into giving you
all their secrets.
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I guess I have no choice.
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Homie, it’s very
open-minded of you
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to have Bart’s Muslim friend’s
Muslim family over.
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Here’s the
plan, Marge.
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You keep them talking.
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I’ll be listening
and quietly judging.
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The doorbell will tell
you when they’re here.
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So, how did you two meet?
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We met while studying
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at Jordan University
of Science and Technology.
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Ah, interesting.
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Why, just the other day,
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I was reading that science
is used to make bombs.
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Now, bait the trap.
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Why don’t I get us
dessert?
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I made us
a little cake.
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Care to cut?
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Watch this,
Lenny.
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Not now.
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I got soap in my eyes.
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No, thank you.
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What’s the matter?
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Don’t like the taste
of freedom?
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Dad, these people
are my friends.
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Don’t fear them
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just because they have
a different religion,
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a different culture, and
their last name is Bin Laden.
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Young man,
you do not respect us
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by disrespecting
your father.
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I like the way
you Italians think.
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Shut up,
old man.
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I think it is time
for us to go.
257
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Mm-hmm.
258
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That’s it.
259
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Ruin a perfect evening.
260
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:49,769
You’re teaching Bart
261
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a terrible lesson
of intolerance.
262
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:53,632
I’m sorry.
263
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,024
It’s just so
fun and easy
264
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to judge people
based on religion.
265
00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:00,404
Well, I want you to go over
to their house and apologize.
266
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:04,700
But we’re the more powerful
country for a few more years.
267
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:08,412
Okay, I’ll apologize.
268
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,539
Up-bup-bup-bup!
269
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,249
Don’t eat that,
sweetie.
270
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,002
It’s poison.
271
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,510
I am sorry I suspected you
272
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,054
of being soulless murderers
of innocent children.
273
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,139
I hope we can move
past this and…
274
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,771
Dynamite?
275
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,648
They are terrorists.
276
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,858
Must leave quietly.
277
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,910
So far, so good.
278
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:54,026
Marge!
279
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,125
I was right!
280
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,878
Everybody is
whatever I think they are.
281
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,505
I saw them
unloading dynamite.
282
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,217
Homer, I’m sure you
didn’t see anything.
283
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,385
Go to sleep.
284
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:05,719
All right, sweetie,
285
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,305
but if I wake up tomorrow,
we’ll discuss it.
286
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,193
Hi, Homer!
287
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,517
You rubbed?
288
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,518
You must like me.
289
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,159
You really,
really like me.
290
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,745
Good morning, Ramadan!
291
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,539
Come to Crazy
Fayeddie’s!
292
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,916
Our prices
are Hussein!
293
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,794
Here’s… Genie!
294
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,630
- Now do Flanders.
- No.
295
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:45,342
Now I will destroy your
decadent Western society.
296
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,775
No…!
297
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,029
Usually that ends the dream.
298
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:11,285
The power of dreaming has
convinced me the threat is real.
299
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:17,791
Delivery for
Lisa Simpson.
300
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,003
It’s a gift from Mapple.
301
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,297
Oh, such beautiful packaging.
302
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,508
I never thought
a company could be my soul mate.
303
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,053
Oh, it’s my first MyBill.
304
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:32,097
$1,200?!
305
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:36,352
But I only downloaded…
1,212 songs.
306
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,611
I got to prove
the genie was right.
307
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,112
Off to work.
308
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,616
Sometimes I wish you would
quit that awful business.
309
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:53,118
But I love blowing up buildings.
310
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,079
Oh, my God.
311
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,413
Safely and legally,
312
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,666
in order to make room
for new buildings.
313
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:02,544
Darling, I think
you are working much too hard.
314
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:06,465
Yes, I am killing myself,
but it is all for the profit,
315
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:09,551
and after the explosion,
I will be in a better place.
316
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:14,139
That corner office
with the downtown view.
317
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:27,069
Oh, it’s you.
318
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,570
What do you want?
319
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:32,366
I want to apologize for
being such a jerk at dinner,
320
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,952
and I thought the best
way to do that would be
321
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,788
to come to your house
and poke around.
322
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:39,540
Mr. Simpson,
I accept your apology.
323
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:40,916
Good-bye.
324
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,292
Wait, wait,
wait, wait.
325
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,920
I read somewhere your people
are hospitable to guests.
326
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:45,990
Is that true?
327
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,715
Yes.
328
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,675
Praise be Oliver.
329
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,385
That’s Allah.
330
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:54,096
Yeah… we’ll look
it up in the Corona.
331
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:58,100
So… now
that we’re alone,
332
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:01,186
um… death to America,
right?
333
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,230
Homer, why are
you really here?
334
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,732
Oh, look at that.
335
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,108
We’re out of almond paste.
Don’t get up.
336
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,443
I’ll grind
the almonds myself.
337
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,822
A computer.
338
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,577
I’m in.
339
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,169
Springfield Mall?
340
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,923
They’re going to blow it up.
341
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,468
Homer, I don’t hear
almond grinding.
342
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,595
Just listen.
343
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,306
I’m grinding them now.
344
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,852
Ow, my finger!
345
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:43,812
Ooh, here comes the ambulance.
346
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,025
My, you’re a handsome fellow.
347
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:50,152
Just get in the ambulance,
Mr. Simpson.
348
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,570
We’ll see to your finger.
349
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:52,863
Why, thank you.
350
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,574
Ow, my finger!
351
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:01,789
Everyone, get out!
352
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,749
Run for your lives!
353
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:07,711
Run for your…
uh, stay where you are.
354
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,296
Bart!
355
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,761
Boy, don’t blow up this mall.
356
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,222
It has the cookie store
that gives free samples.
357
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,685
I can’t believe
358
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,063
your dad gets paid
to blow stuff up.
359
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:29,024
Actually, Bart, my job is
about math and engineering.
360
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,027
Every calculation is to make
sure the explosion is safe.
361
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,737
Did you factor in
one bald idiot?
362
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,781
No, I…
363
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,699
USA, USA!
364
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,867
USA!
365
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,633
Dad, it was an empty building.
366
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,677
It was supposed to come down.
367
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,011
What about the bridge?
368
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,888
That was supposed
to open tomorrow.
369
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,974
Did we really need
a bridge there?
370
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,600
The Duff Brewery
is on that island.
371
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:10,399
I’ll save you!
372
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:26,623
That banner has really paid
for itself over the years.
373
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,417
We accept
your apology.
374
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,211
Lisa, add another name
to our Christmas card list.
375
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,881
Next to our Jewish friends.
376
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,049
Where is Lisa?
377
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,718
She said something about
"the bottom of the ocean"
378
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,219
and "be back in a month."
379
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,809
Welcome to Mapple Headquarters.
380
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:49,104
The cost of this journey
will be added to your bill.
381
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,651
Come on… come on.
382
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:55,721
Yes!
383
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,571
16 million results.
384
00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,698
Mr. Mobbs, there’s a surface
dweller here to see you…
385
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,075
MyTunes user
JazzGal62.
386
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,702
Hmm… oh, Lisa Simpson.
387
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,454
Send her in.
388
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,082
Mm-hmm.
389
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,084
Lisa, it’s insanely
great to see you.
390
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,837
Um, Mr. Mobbs,
391
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:18,217
I sort of downloaded
too many songs onto my MyPod,
392
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,220
and I don’t have the money
to pay for them.
393
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,472
And do you think
you could consider
394
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,140
a reduced payment plan?
395
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,558
I’m sorry.
396
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,977
I know our posters say
"Think differently,"
397
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,647
but our real slogan
is "No refunds."
398
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,482
Oh…
399
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:37,778
can’t you open your Mapple menu
and click on the compassion bar?
400
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,112
Oh, please.
401
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,783
Lisa, how would you
like to work for Mapple?
402
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:45,369
Would I ever.
403
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,454
Think differently.
404
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:49,498
Think
differently.
405
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,959
Think differently.
406
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,129
Think differently.
407
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:41,717
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