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<i>* The Simpsons *</i>

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D’oh!

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Sir, we’re two minutes
from landing

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at the Billionaires’
Retreat.

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Ah, my favorite week
of the year.

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Sophisticated
financial discussions

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with my fellow plutocrats.

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Food fight!

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Take that, Ted Turner.

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In your face,
founder of Facebook.

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Skinny-dip!

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Yay!

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Yee-haw!

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Gangway!

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"Men."

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The room for me.

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Nice prank,
Simpson.

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I dare you to dump
that bees’ nest

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on those second
grade babies.

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Why would I want to?

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Because I said,
"I dare you."

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Kearney, can you
read it back?

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"Nice prank, Simpson.

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I dare you to…

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dump that bees’ nest
on those second grade babies.

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Bart:
Why would I want to?

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Jimbo: Because I said,
’I dare you.’

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Kearney, can you
read it back?

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Kearney, reading:

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'Nice prank, Simpson,
I dare you to…’"

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The point is,
Simpson,

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a dare has been placed
on your nards.

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My nards accept.

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Stingamajigs!

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Save yourselves!

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Huh?

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Where are the bees?

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No bees?

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Dare annulled.

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Can I appeal?

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Yeah, appeal to other guys,
Captain Wuss!

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Other than the birth
of my kid,

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this is my
happiest moment.

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All the bees are dead.

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Aye, lass.

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The bees are dyin’.

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And not just here.

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All over the world,

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from Glasgow
clear to Edinburgh.

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And no one knows why.

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I’ve lost a lot
of wee friends of late.

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Willie, I didn’t know
you were an apiarist.

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From context, I can tell
that means beekeeper.

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’Tis a tragedy, Lisa.

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No man should
outlive his bees.

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They’re stinging
God now.

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And the call from the SEC

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was coming from inside
their own brokerage house.

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Jeff Bezos
wet his pants!

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I did not.

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That was apple juice
from before.

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I fold.

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I raise a million dollars…

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and to sweeten the pot,
my assistant, Smithers.

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If you lose me, sir,

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may I say what an honor
it’s been to…

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Bets don’t talk.

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They see and raise.

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Well, if we’re betting people,
I got a whole herd of them.

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My professional basketball team:
the Austin Celtics.

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Well, they’re hardly
worth a Smithers,

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but we don’t
have all night.

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Can you beat nine high?

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Damn. Eight high.

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So, I own a basketball team,
do I?

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Take good care
of them, Burnsie.

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Don’t let the forwards
mix with the guards.

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And if they’re
acting sluggish,

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slip some steroids
into their cocaine.

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Mm-hmm.

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Fortune Four
lotto numbers are: nine…

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Pfft… knew it.

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<i>- seven…</i>
- Duh.

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<i>- three…</i>
- What?!

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<i>- and…</i>
- Boring.

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Dad, we have
to do something.

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All the bees
are dying.

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Oh, no, no bees?

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Ooh,
now who will sting me

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and walk all over
my sandwiches?

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But Dad, bees
pollinate flowers.

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Flowers: the painted whores
of the plant world.

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No bees means
no honey.

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Synthetic honey.

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<i>Just like you remember.</i>

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<i>Honey?</i>

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Thank you.

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D’oh!

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I never dreamed the future
could be scary.

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Let’s go, Lisa.

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We’ve got
some worms to save.

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- Bees.
-Worms, bees,
ticks, fleas.

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Let’s go, go, go!

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I’m glad you
called me.

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I know I’m not the first
scientist in the phone book.

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That’s Associate
Professor Aaron Ableman.

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How I hate him.

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Thundering thorax,
it’s just exactly what I feared!

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In there, close.

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See these red dots?

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This bee has been felled
by bee measles…

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or, as I call it, "beasles".

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Animals can get sick?

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- I’m going to talk
to the girl from now on.
-You’re the nerd.

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What we need to do now is find

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enough uninfected bees
to start a healthy colony.

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This pheromone
should attract them.

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Marry me,

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and I’ll support
you for life.

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You’re not a bee!

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This thing is useless.

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There’s one on Lisa.

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Hold still, sweetie.

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Daddy will kill it.

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And this time, no screwups.

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Stop, stop,
it’s an uninfected queen!

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How do we catch her
without hurting her?

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Uh, unfortunately,
the best method

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is to allow her
to sting you.

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Yeah, much like that.

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Now squeeze around the stinger
to keep her attached,

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and a colony of bees
will soon form around your face.

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Now just keep them there

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until the colony
is healthy and thriving.

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How long is that?

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Long enough
that you will be known

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as Springfield’s
crazy bee girl.

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She likes the stingers.

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Marge, remember
when we were talking

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- about our worst fears?
- Uh-huh.

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Mine was snakes,
and yours was…

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Never being a grandmother.

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Really? I thought it was Lisa
with a beard of bees.

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Well,
whatever… brace yourself.

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President Lincoln!

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You’ve come back,

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and you got rid
of that hat.

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You’ve got my vote.

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Lisa, I don’t like this
at all.

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It’s not for long.

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But until they find
a suitable habitat,

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this beard is the only hope
for these bees.

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Relax, Mom.

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I’ll mold them into
a shape you know and love.

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Stop Milhousing your sister.

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Now take it off
before they sting you.

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Actually, bees rarely sting
when they’re in a cluster.

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They only attack
to defend their hive.

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I don’t know.

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All it takes
is one troubled loner.

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Please let me keep them
for just a little longer.

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Okay.

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One night.

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So, let’s see
how my burly-bottomed

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ball handlers
are faring.

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Smithers, we’re leading
two to nothing.

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Run out
the clock, boys.

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Run out the clock.

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Oh, yeah, three points!

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Big three in the Big D
for the Big C.

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Mark Cuban… that’s me.

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Who is that man,

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and why isn’t his enthusiasm
being punished?

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That’s Mark Cuban, sir.

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He’s the most flamboyant
owner in the league.

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I’m out of my mind!

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How odd.

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His money seems to have
bought him happiness.

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I’d like to meet him,
Smithers.

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So, you made your money
in nuclear power?

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I can’t remember how
I made my money.

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If you’re really
a billionaire,

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give me the secret
billionaires’ handshake.

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Smithers, turn away.

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Yay!

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So, tell me,
why don’t you recoil

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from the public
like a normal billionaire?

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Hey, why own a basketball team

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if you’re not gonna
have any fun?

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Fun?

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Is that how it’s pronounced?

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I’ve only seen it written.

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Hold that thought.

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No one’s paid attention to me
for ten whole seconds.

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It’s time for this peacock
to show his feathers.

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You know, the feathers
with the big eye

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that trick them into thinking
that’s my front?

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Said feathers
are what I’ll flaunt.

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Uh, Mom,

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maybe you shouldn’t have put
so much syrup on the pancakes.

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The secret is not
to swallow the stingers.

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Dad, don’t eat the bees!

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They’re just drones, Lisa.

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They only live for,
like, five minutes anyway.

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And they only have
haploid cells,

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not diploid
like me and Bart.

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Yeah!

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Listen, Lisa,

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I was trying
to think

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of a way to
help your bees,

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and I remembered
this abandoned greenhouse

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outside of town.

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Which used to be a beautiful,
thriving greenhouse

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till I was hired to run it.

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Your bees will have plenty
of room in this old greenhouse.

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Plus, there
are flowers,

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and it’s near
a prison,

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so they’ll have a place
to sting people.

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Oh, Mom,

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it’s perfect!

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Go live your lives.

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Get off my face!

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Oh, I miss them.

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Now you know how I’ll feel
when you go to college.

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You’ll always
have Bart. Always.

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But he’ll be gone a lot
repairing refrigerators.

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Always.

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<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

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<i>please welcome your new,
fun-loving owner.</i>

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<i>You’ve seen him on the cover</i>

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<i>of the December 1943 issue
of</i> Collier’s Magazine.

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<i>Montgomery Burns!</i>

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Silence!
Now, let’s make some noise

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for everyone’s
favorite basketball team,

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whom I have renamed
the Springfield Excitement.

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I knew it!

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Now I would like
to sing our National Anthem.

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* My country ’tis of thee *

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* Austria, Hungary *

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* Obey your king… *

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Sir, the Archduke is dead.

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What?! The Archduke
is dead?

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And the empire
is destroyed.

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Then what happened?

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- World War I.
- Then what?

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- World War II.
- Then what?

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- A postwar period.
- Then what?

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- The Cold War.
- Then what?

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Then what?

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Then what?

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- The European Union.
- The European Union?!

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Good heavens!

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<i>Ladies, hold onto
your husbands!</i>

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It’s time for the saucy antics

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of Springfield’s own
Basket-belles.

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Enough of this vulgarity.

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Back to your brothel, harlots!

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Now, enjoy your game
and the madcap antics

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of the free-wheeling
title-holder of this asset: me!

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00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,953
<i>* Hiphop hooray *</i>

261
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:15,002
<i>* Ho, hey *</i>

262
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:16,378
<i>* Ho *</i>

263
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,130
<i>* You drew a picture
on my money *</i>

264
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,214
<i>* But you couldn’t make my… *</i>

265
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,176
Sir, were those
real bullets?

266
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,636
Yes.
Was that a real gorilla?

267
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:24,762
No.

268
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:26,180
I see.

269
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,602
Uh, sir, your escapades,
while well-intentioned,

270
00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:34,063
seem to be driving away
our fans.

271
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,482
We have to turn
this business around!

272
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:38,734
Time to think
outside the boxeola.

273
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,903
What would Mark Cuban do?

274
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,032
I’m out of my mind!

275
00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:47,952
That’s not much help.

276
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,328
Build a new arena.

277
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,330
State-of-the-art!

278
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,998
New arena.

279
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,471
That’s it, men.

280
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,265
Pave and tar the
way God intended.

281
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,767
Mr. Burns, you can’t do this!

282
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,185
I can, I shall,

283
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,020
and in the future,
I will have done.

284
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,356
I cannot be stopped!

285
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:21,068
Kill his acorns
and make him watch.

286
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:25,614
<i>First, one announcement.</i>

287
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,283
I regret to inform you

288
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,285
we are not offering childcare
tonight.

289
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,246
I don’t know who that guy was
you were leaving your kids with.

290
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:37,084
Now, without further ado,
let’s get ready to referendum!

291
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:40,713
There’s only one place in town
where the bees can survive,

292
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:43,674
and Mr. Burns wants
to tear it down.

293
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,843
Please, people.

294
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,803
You didn’t listen
to me about the snail darter,

295
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,972
you didn’t listen to me
about the osprey,

296
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,974
and you didn’t listen to me
about the javelina.

297
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,309
The feisty pig
of the desert?

298
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,352
Apparently not feisty enough.

299
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,646
Future generations
will judge us

300
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,482
by how we cared for
the tiniest creatures.

301
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,110
I am not just asking you
to save the bees.

302
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:06,363
I am asking you
to save your souls.

303
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,200
Excellent speech.

304
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,619
Just excellent.

305
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:12,953
I no longer wish

306
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,872
to build my magnificent
new basketball stadium.

307
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,290
You don’t?

308
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,958
Heavens no!

309
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,585
No skyboxes.

310
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:21,128
No kiss cam.

311
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:23,297
Nor will we have the chance
to marvel

312
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,967
at number one draft pick
Muk Mu, the human North Pole.

313
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,304
No, I’m afraid

314
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:32,514
he’ll be on the first
kayak back to Ketchikan.

315
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,350
No!

316
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,143
Please, don’t take our freak!

317
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,770
I love you, Muk Mu!

318
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,105
Muk Mu! Muk Mu!

319
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,732
All those in favor

320
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:44,234
of building this decadent
monument to excess, say aye!

321
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,694
Aye!

322
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,114
Nay.

323
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,116
I know it’s not
your fault, Muk Mu.

324
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,285
You’re a gentle,
loving soul.

325
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,883
What’s wrong with
your bees, Lisa?

326
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,885
Mr. Burns took away
their sanctuary,

327
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,345
and now,
they aren’t strong enough

328
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,138
to survive on their own.

329
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,517
I’m going home.

330
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,686
Give me the keys
to my bike lock.

331
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,688
- Are you sure?
- Give me the keys!

332
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:23,607
Okay, okay! Don’t know why
I had ’em in the first place.

333
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,322
Oh, I’d do anything
to cheer up my little girl.

334
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,824
Really?

335
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,993
Listen, Homer,
in the back room,

336
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,745
I got these super-tough
Africanized bees.

337
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,206
I saw this ad
in a gentleman’s magazine

338
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:41,792
for excited African honeys,
and that’s what they sent me.

339
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,003
If we could combine them
with Lisa’s bees,

340
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,672
it would make them strong enough
to survive any environment.

341
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:48,924
But how are we supposed
to combine the DNA

342
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,343
of two strains
of the same species?

343
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,970
Actually, Homer…

344
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,267
You and me?

345
00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,601
No, the bees!

346
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,853
Oh, yeah, yeah.

347
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,229
That’s what I meant, too.

348
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:05,441
I have no…
inclination…

349
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,444
- Got the queen?
- Yup.

350
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,029
And she’s ready
for a night

351
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,031
of anonymous sex
with multiple partners.

352
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,204
Now, let’s give them
some privacy while they…

353
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,582
get down to buzziness.

354
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:24,918
<i>* Come with me *</i>

355
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,254
<i>* My love *</i>

356
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:30,132
<i>* To the sea *</i>

357
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,842
<i>* The sea of love… *</i>

358
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,887
If they was me,
they’d be done by now.

359
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,145
Wow. This must be
important, Dad!

360
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:46,023
I’ve never seen you walk up
an incline before.

361
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,734
Sweetie, I have a very
special surprise for you.

362
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:50,360
My bees?!

363
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,281
Your bees died days ago.

364
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,992
These are their angry,
mutant descendants.

365
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,953
And they’re tough enough
to live in any environment.

366
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,330
They sound awfully mad.

367
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,831
Are they dangerous?

368
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,458
Hmm, I’m not sure.
Let me check.

369
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,752
Are you guys
dangerous? Ooh!

370
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:09,588
A simple yes
would have sufficed.

371
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,549
Don’t worry, Lisa.

372
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,301
Where else are they gonna go?

373
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:19,181
To that new stadium that
looks exactly like a hive.

374
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,562
Welcome to the American dream…

375
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,731
a billionaire using public funds

376
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,483
to construct
a private playground

377
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:31,193
for the rich and powerful.

378
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,324
And now, so our skybox owners
can really enjoy the game,

379
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,785
I shall let in the sky!

380
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,791
Stop! I am one of you!

381
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,049
We’ve been invaded
by a swarm of killer bees!

382
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,926
My microphone is no microphone
at all.

383
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:57,136
It’s bees!

384
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,846
Am I being badly stung?

385
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,430
Yes! And it hurts!

386
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,408
Our bullets are useless.

387
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,659
Aah!

388
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,369
Okay, they’re useful on me.

389
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:30,460
Oh, they’ve found a home.

390
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,963
You’ve won this round,

391
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:34,715
but when next we meet,

392
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,551
the beekeeper
will be the beekeepee!

393
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,017
Help me, Muk Mu!

394
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,608
So, that’s how I was outfoxed

395
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,693
by a little girl
and her half-wit companion

396
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:57,446
when my beautiful stadium
was declared a bee sanctuary,

397
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,323
and I had to take
a third-quarter write down

398
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,866
of $804 million.

399
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,326
Wait a minute.

400
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:03,869
Someone crunch
the numbers!

401
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:10,125
He’s only worth $996,036,000

402
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,294
He’s not a billionaire
at all!

403
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,755
Wait, wait, wait. It’s only
a matter of four million.

404
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,715
I’m sure
I can find that somewhere.

405
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:20,427
I, uh… I have $50 here
in my wallet.

406
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:23,931
Mark, can you get me off
the hook for old times’ sake?

407
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,099
Can’t do it, Monty.

408
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,436
Aw, don’t worry.

409
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:32,189
You’ll feel a lot
more comfortable in the…

410
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,066
millionaires’ camp.

411
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,275
No! No!

412
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,777
Just kill me now!

413
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,657
Howdy do?

414
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,700
I own a minor
league hockey team.

415
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,253
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