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* The Simpsons *
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D'oh!
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D'oh!
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Aha!
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♪♪
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Today we induct
the newest honoree
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to the Springfield Wall of Fame,
who will take his place
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along such luminaries as
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Duffman, Poochie and the man
who invented the yield sign,
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Paul Yield.
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Now please welcome
the newest inductee
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into the Springfield
Wall Of Fame,
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local businessman, frequent
flyer silver card-holder
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and legendary 20% tipper…
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…Springfield's own
Vance Connor!
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Hey. Hi.
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You're better than us!
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Homer, that guy's
your age?
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No, he's ten days younger.
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So you're saying
he'll look like you in ten days?
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If he's lucky.
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The guy owns
a few local businesses
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and everyone treats him
like he's God.
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Well, God doesn't need
his own special day.
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What about Sunday?
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Sunday's the Lord's day,
boy, not God's.
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Completely different guy.
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Your father's
just jealous because
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Vance was our class president
in high school.
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If I had won class president,
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I'd be the one getting thrown
up in the air right now.
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Dad, you ran for
class president?
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Yep, back in high school,
right before I met your mother.
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A simpler time when the
only thing we worried about
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was total nuclear
annihilation.
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- d Rock the boat d
- d Don't rock the boat, baby *
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- d Rock the boat d
- d Don't tip the boat… *
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So under my reign
as vice president,
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we sent three mathletes
to the state finals,
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all of the tenth graders'
lima beans germinated…
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Yeah, you should be proud!
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So if you want to build on that,
vote for me,
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and you will all advance…
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with Vance!
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And now I'm gonna
throw it back to a guy who,
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in my opinion, is the classiest
principal in the business,
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Principal Dondelinger!
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Ladies, I've seen him up close,
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and yes, his eyes
are that green.
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Our next candidate
is, uh, Homer Simpson.
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Please hold
your applause forever.
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My fellow Wildcats,
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my name is Homer Simpson.
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There are many reasons why
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I, uh, I, I…
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You know what?
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I spent all night
working on that speech,
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but now I realize the best thing
to do is speak from my heart.
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So, uh…
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I feel that, fellow Wildcats…
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Um, um, "Webster's defines…"
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Um, "In the words
of Ted Nugent…"
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"School spirit…"
"Next card…"
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"The future…"
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I've never heard
a speech so bad.
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Ten days detention!
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No fair!
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Anyone who votes for Vance
gets a half-day tomorrow.
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Mm, half-day, eh?
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Don't feel
bad, Homie.
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I married you.
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And you're a million
times better than…
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Here comes Vance!
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Hey, Vance!
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Thanks for coming out.
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Hey, Gail.
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- Ooh, I love your bangs.
- Hi.
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Uh, there they are,
my favorite mixed-race couple.
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Guys that popular and confident
are never truly happy.
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He looks happy.
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Tears of a clown.
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He's not crying,
and he's not known for clowning.
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Exception
that proves the rule.
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If losers like me
know one thing,
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it's that deep down,
winners like him are miserable.
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Watch, I'll prove it.
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Angry nut coming through!
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Clear a path, boys.
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Hey, Vance.
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Hey, Homer Simpson.
How you been?
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Great, thanks.
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Listen,
settle a bet.
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Behind that smile
you're dying, right?
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Behind this smile is a bigger
smile trying to get out.
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Oh, oh, here it comes!
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Oh, yeah.
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Please!
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You got to have
some secret agony!
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I bet those fancy
shoes hurt your feet.
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No, actually they're like
two leather clouds.
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Got them from a buddy of mine
with a store in Shelbyville.
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You want his number?
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No. Yes.
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Hey, Homer, you want to try
my new Vance Connor-politan?
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Like Vance, it is smooth, cool
and oh, so sophisticated.
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I'll just stick with my beer.
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Homer, why are you
so down on Vance Connor?
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He gave me one of his kidneys.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Because when Vance
beat me in that election,
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he ruined my life.
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Why'd you just exchange
that look of guilt?
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Lenny, uh, I-I think it's
time for us to come clean.
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About how we give
each other haircuts?
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No, we'll take that
secret to our graves.
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I'm talking about,
uh, you know.
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Oh, right.
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Listen, Homer, something weird
happened back in high school.
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Teenage Carl and I were walking
down the hallway when…
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You two, I want you
to take this box
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and bury it in the woods.
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The true results of this
election must never be known.
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Tell you what… we'll do
it under one condition:
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Our parents want us
to go to college,
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but with a bad enough
recommendation from you,
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we can stay here
and party.
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Okay, but screw this up,
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and it's Carnegie-Mellon
University for the both of you!
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So there's a chance
I actually won!
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I've got to dig up
that ballot box!
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Just let it
go, Homer.
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Al Gore?
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Homer, I had a presidential
election stolen from me.
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But I moved on,
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and I think you could say
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everything worked out all right.
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Isn't that right, Alfred?
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It sure is, Albert.
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Ballots…
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stolen…
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real winner unknown.
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What is the truth?
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I gotta know.
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Lenny! Wake up!
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Finally, you returned
my shovel.
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That's not why I'm here.
Get dressed.
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California casual
or business attire?
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California casual.
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There it is!
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The ballot box?!
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No, this is the box
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that tells us where
the ballot box is.
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"Right under this."
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What will this box reveal?
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And what will I use
this box for afterwards?
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Mismatched nuts and bolts?
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Recipes?
I may never know.
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- Vance Connor.
- D'oh!
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- Homer Simpson.
- Woo-hoo!
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- Vance Connor.
- D'oh!
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- Homer Simpson.
- Woo-hoo!
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- Vance Connor.
- D'oh!
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- Homer Simpson.
- Woo-hoo!
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Please stop doing that.
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"D'oh!" or "woo-hoo!"?
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Both. Homer Simpson.
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Vance Connor.
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Fonzie.
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Homer Simpson.
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And the winner is…
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Homer Simpson!
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Yes! I'm Senior Class President!
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I get a parking spot
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if the Assistant Principal
isn't using it!
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Wait a second.
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If I'd been Class President
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like I was supposed to,
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I'd be the one with
the big mansion
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and the color TVs
and the hot wife!
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Hey!
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Marge, I still would
be married to you,
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but you would just be hotter.
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Dad, just 'cause you won
a high school election
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doesn't mean your whole life
would've been better.
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That's exactly
what it means.
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And Dondelinger took
that life away from me.
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And the taking of a life
is murder.
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And the punishment
for murder is…
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well, it varies from state
to state and by race.
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But I'm going to
find Dondelinger
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and tell him I know
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what he did last summer…
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22 years ago…
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in the winter!
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That's the thing about
you Assistant Principals.
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You can drive the ball,
but you can't putt.
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Wait a minute!
You're not in
our foursome.
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No other foursome would have me.
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My legs gross people out.
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Dondelinger!
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Uh-oh! Looks like one
of my former students
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on a quest for truth.
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Dondelinger, I should have
been Class President,
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but you stole
the election from me.
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I can explain.
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But are you sure we should
talk in front of your son?
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Yes! I want him to know
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that if your life doesn't
turn out the way you want
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there's someone else
to blame!
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Oh, I already knew
that, Dad.
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I'm going to blame you.
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I respect your choice.
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Now drive back to
the clubhouse
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and order me a
Tom Collins.
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With a virgin
Tom Collins for me?
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Virgin? What are
you, a girl?
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Now, Dondelinger,
I want some answers.
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Very well.
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It's a fact I didn't
like you, Simpson.
Still don't.
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You lie. You love me!
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Whatever complex
emotions I feel,
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they're not why I
did what I did.
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There was another reason…
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* J-J-Jive talkin' *
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* You're telling me lies *
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* J-Jive talkin'… *
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Homer Simpson.
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What a loser.
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Hey, what if we got
everyone to vote for him,
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as a joke, and he won?
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Then we could laugh
at him all the way
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through high school
and at every reunion.
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Go, sports!
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- Yeah.
- Mm.
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So you see,
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I disposed of the ballot box
to spare your feelings.
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You denied me my dream,
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so I'm angry.
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But you did it out of kindness,
so I'm grateful.
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I'm filled with respect
and contempt for you!
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I really…
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Oh, why, you…!
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Oh! But…
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Oh, you're so…
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- I hate you!
- Mm-hmm.
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As principal, I did a lot of
things I'm not proud of.
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I would steal school chalk
for my home chalkboard.
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But I'm not sorry
I rigged that election.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
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I'm going to sit
under that tree
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and think of all the women I
could've talked to but didn't.
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The brown-haired girl
gave me a look.
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The redhead in the park
was reading a book.
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The girl at the airport
upgraded my car.
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Tonight I wonder
just where you are.
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Homie, you're
barely eating.
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Yeah, I can actually
see your hands.
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They're not just a blur.
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I don't feel much like eating.
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I'll never know
what would've happened
261
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,608
if I'd have been
class president.
262
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,402
Oh, you could know…
263
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:17,778
if you dared.
264
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:18,988
Huh? Who said that?
265
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,573
In the kitchen
is a man
266
00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:22,742
from the old country
who works for me.
267
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,368
He stirs the sauce-a.
268
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,954
They say if he stirs
the sauce-a
269
00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,539
just-a right,
270
00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:31,959
he can also see
what might have been.
271
00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:34,211
As a rational
skeptic,
272
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,005
I find that hard
to believe.
273
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,883
Also, as a vegetarian, I hope
there's not meat in that sauce.
274
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,218
Any other orders, Mussolini?
275
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,470
No, that's it.
276
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:44,180
Watch the sauce.
277
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,182
You see what I see.
278
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,600
I see a hair.
279
00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:48,768
You see too much.
280
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,604
Now, watch the sauce
of bubbling red
281
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,564
and see the life
you could have led.
282
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:54,647
Okay.
283
00:12:57,526 --> 00:13:00,654
Yes, I like to stir.
284
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:05,451
Your new Senior Class
President is:
285
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,454
Homer Simpson.
286
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,832
Our president's
a real loser!
287
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,626
Yeah. A loser…
like us!
288
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,753
He proves you don't
have to be popular
289
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,421
to have everyone
like you!
290
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,547
Homer!
291
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,341
- Homer! Homer!
- Homer!
292
00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:21,509
Homer!
293
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:22,536
Homer!
294
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,470
Homer! Homer!
295
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:26,639
Homer! Homer!
296
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:27,722
Homer!
297
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,226
I would've
been a winner,
298
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,645
instead of some idiot spending
his Saturday night
299
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,730
staring into a bowl of sauce.
300
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,817
Why did fate do this to me?
301
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,694
Ask the garlic bread.
302
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,530
Why?
303
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,323
- Why?
- Hey, everyone!
304
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:47,117
The stupid fat man is
talking to garlic bread!
305
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,415
Come on, stir.
306
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,583
I must see more.
307
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,460
Homey, please.
308
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:57,628
Nothing good
will come of this.
309
00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:59,046
Marge, unlike CPR,
310
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,673
this is something
I must know.
311
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:01,924
Very well.
312
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,093
Now we must once more
313
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,595
stare madly
into the sauce.
314
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,354
Mr. President,
we need a class song,
315
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,106
a class motto
and a class mascot.
316
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,190
"Color My World,"
317
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,859
"Disco Sucks"
and Butthead the Goat.
318
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,694
Mr. President,
319
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:23,654
do you approve of the
bailout of the French Club?
320
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:24,947
They're too big to fail.
321
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,700
Homer, do you have a date
for the prom yet?
322
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:30,077
Sorry, the only girl
I could ever want
323
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,704
is right over there.
324
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:34,540
Debbie Pinson.
325
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,544
Hey, Debbie, um…
326
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:39,712
Want to go to prom with me?
327
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:41,881
Well, I'm engaged
to the quarterback,
328
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,299
but yes!
329
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,636
Forget it, Marge.
330
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,764
A girl like you could never
land a Homer Simpson.
331
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:51,667
Aha!
332
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:54,101
So Dad's life would
actually have been worse,
333
00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:56,186
because he wouldn't have
gotten together with Mom,
334
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,771
his one true love.
335
00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,900
Just keep watching
the sauce, girlie.
336
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:09,491
I got the biggest lapels,
the ruffliest shirt,
337
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,744
and the most
beautiful…
338
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:12,813
girl.
339
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:14,371
Thank you, Homer.
340
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,124
Debbie, I forgot I have an
English paper due on Monday.
341
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,752
Would you read To Kill
A Mockingbird for me?
342
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,795
And if you could write
down how Boo Radley fits
343
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,548
into the Southern Gothic
tradition, that would be great.
344
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,718
Nobody's ever asked me
to use my head-brain before!
345
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:34,877
Uh, Homer Simpson.
346
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,226
Class President.
347
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,062
Oh my God,
he's talking to me!
348
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,980
A lot of great things have
happened to me lately,
349
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,191
but they're nothing
compared to meeting you.
350
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,443
May I have this dance?
351
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:47,112
Only if it lasts forever.
352
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,699
Homer Simpson!
353
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,202
I was going to let you
get to fifth base.
354
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,455
It would've been something you
told your grandchildren about.
355
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:57,581
Sorry, Debbie.
356
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,917
I hope you can
find happiness without me.
357
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:06,048
Who wants a cheerleader
on the rebound?
358
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,717
I do!
Oh, right.
359
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:14,014
I can hardly believe
this is real.
360
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,475
Marge, the way
I feel about you
361
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,645
is as real and lasting
as my hairline.
362
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:25,150
Ooh. Who's that side of beef
munchin' on our sister?
363
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:28,862
I don't know, but in this
reality, I am not gay!
364
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,656
Hubba hubba!
365
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:32,908
Sweet dreams!
366
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,746
Young man,
you have the noble bearing
367
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,040
of the barbarian leader
Vercingetorix.
368
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,167
Thank you,
mysterious weirdo.
369
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,712
Tell me, what student government
office do you hold?
370
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:45,739
Secretary?
371
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:46,880
Treasurer?
372
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,133
Dare I say Secretary-Treasurer?
373
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,551
I'm Class President.
374
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:51,844
Oh, hot dog!
375
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:55,264
Say, how would you
like to work for me?
376
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,766
Sir, we could start him
off in Sector 7-G.
377
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,309
7-G?
378
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,145
Let the Lennys and the Carls
of the world
379
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,521
waste their wretched lives
380
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:04,356
in that testicle-shriveling
torture chamber.
381
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,483
Son, you'll be working in…
382
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,610
Sector 6-F!
383
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,779
Aha!
384
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,865
So Dad's life
would have been the same.
385
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,075
He would have married
Mom and worked for Mr. Burns.
386
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,660
It would have been a push.
387
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,495
Can you keep
her quiet?
388
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,872
Not even when
she's snorkeling.
389
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:22,708
I was describing
beautiful fish, Bart.
390
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:31,091
♪♪
391
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,346
How you doin', Dad?
392
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,891
Oh, I can't complain
and I never do!
393
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,851
Thanks for letting me live
in your guest house.
394
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,192
Honey, I'm home.
395
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:51,945
Where are the kids?
396
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,655
You used protection.
397
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,115
We never had any.
398
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,826
Well, that's what's missing.
399
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:01,080
Our lives would be horrible
without the kids.
400
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,372
Uh, yes.
401
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:03,874
That must be it.
402
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,542
This is the best
of all possible worlds.
403
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:06,710
Blah, blah, blah, and…
404
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,378
I want to live in the sauce!
405
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,340
If you could live
in the sauce,
406
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,717
don't you think
I would live in the sauce?
407
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:14,802
Stupid-o!
408
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,807
How long has
he been there?
409
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,518
I don't know, but
he's algaefying.
410
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,938
Homie, please come inside.
411
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,021
Okay.
412
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,734
Dad, we need
to have a talk.
413
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:31,985
Oh, I get it.
414
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,612
You're all going to try
to convince me
415
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,864
that my life is great
just like it is, right?
416
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,741
Are you kidding?
We couldn't even convince you
417
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,493
that Bruce Wayne is Batman.
418
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,702
Oh, come on!
419
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:41,995
That millionaire playboy?
420
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,206
He's too busy socializing
at cocktail parties
421
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,416
and managing the affairs
of the Wayne foundation.
422
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,544
Don't open
this one again.
423
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,838
Why does he think Alfred's
friends with Batman?
424
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,172
Just stop.
425
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,925
Dad, we think the sauce
had it all wrong.
426
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:58,095
Oh, look who thinks
he's smarter than sauce.
427
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,557
Sweetheart, I think
you'll feel better
428
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,392
after we take
a little walk.
429
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,562
Oh, why would you bring me here?
430
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,856
It's like bringing Richard
Nixon to the Watergate.
431
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,983
Or Kevin Costner
to Waterworld.
432
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,901
Oh, really?
433
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,780
My own plaque!
434
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,907
And one for
Vice-President Butthead.
435
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,325
Cool.
436
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:23,245
Is that why you
brought me here, spirits?
437
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:26,331
Yep. In the future, people will
look at this and they'll say,
438
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:29,126
"Whoever he was,
he must've mattered."
439
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:31,628
I guess that
would be nice.
440
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,130
Oh, pardon me,
can my son
441
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,798
have his picture
taken with you?
442
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,717
Really?
Sure.
443
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:42,890
Dad, do you think I could
be elected Class President?
444
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,225
Well, we can't all
be Homer Simpson, son.
445
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,228
Thanks, guys.
446
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,898
Hey, was there another plaque
here before?
447
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:53,650
Plaques come,
plaques go.
448
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,864
Now let's get
something to eat.
449
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,073
How 'bout Italian?
450
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,867
God, no!
451
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,577
I hear there's a
Korean barbeque place
452
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,370
where the beef spells out
the date of your death.
453
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,915
Ooh, that sounds
like fun!
454
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,509
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