1 00:00:03,211 --> 00:00:05,964 * The Simpsons * 2 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:12,262 It's dark. 3 00:00:21,479 --> 00:00:22,605 Hey. 4 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:52,384 Oh. 5 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:07,192 D'oh! 6 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:12,906 ♪♪ 7 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:24,125 ♪♪ 8 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:33,343 ♪♪ 9 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:57,867 Three, two, one, 10 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,911 Happy New Year! 11 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:01,704 Of school! 12 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,250 What are you doing? 13 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,127 It's the first day of school! 14 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,629 You're the government's problem, now! 15 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:11,714 - Yeah! - Yeah! 16 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,925 Free at last. 17 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:16,052 Free at last. 18 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,930 Oh, I can't believe we have to start another year of school. 19 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:21,099 I never learned anything at that suck shack. 20 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:22,976 - Who taught you that language? - Kid at school. 21 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:24,310 So you did learn something. 22 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:26,521 Oh, Homie, the insurance bill is due today. 23 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:28,189 Can you make sure to mail it? 24 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:31,943 Absolutely. Insurance is the greatest deal ever. 25 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:34,112 If I get hurt, I get paid. 26 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:36,614 And, man, do I get hurt. 27 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:37,698 Oh. 28 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:40,285 Oh! Aah! 29 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:47,527 D'oh! 30 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:48,542 Easy… 31 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:51,545 Ow! Ow! 32 00:02:58,636 --> 00:02:59,636 D'oh! 33 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:10,147 What is it? 34 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:12,984 Oh, no! Not again! 35 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:15,904 D'oh! 36 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:25,371 D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! 37 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,042 What a week. 38 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,756 Welcome to another school year. 39 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:36,007 One important note: 40 00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:38,259 the flower-based names of the reading groups 41 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,178 are now barnyard-based. 42 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:42,388 Mr. Becker has protested the move, 43 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:45,016 so his group will remain the Daffodils. 44 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:47,602 Yeah! Where are my Dils at? 45 00:03:47,685 --> 00:03:51,064 Go, Dils! Go, Dils! Go, Dils! 46 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:52,482 I never tire of that. 47 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,192 Uh, one other announcement: 48 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:56,653 at the end of the month, we'll be participating 49 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:58,780 in the Vice President's Assessment Test. 50 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:00,114 He stinks! 51 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:01,950 We're assessing you, not him. 52 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,618 Withdrawn. 53 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:06,162 The V.P.A.T. is part of the federal government's 54 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,664 "No Child Left Alone Act." 55 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,624 It'll be a rewarding day of pencil-sharpening 56 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:11,584 and eyes-on-your-own- paper-keeping. 57 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,670 Cut the horse bull, Seymour. 58 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,923 Your scores on this test will determine how much money 59 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:19,801 this suck shack gets for years to come. 60 00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:22,262 So we will spend every moment of the next two weeks 61 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:25,056 drilling the questions and answers 62 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:27,600 into your soft little skulls. 63 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:31,104 * Shy is to gregarious * 64 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:36,192 * As peaceful is to bellicose… * 65 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:44,409 Okay, children, the answers to this standardized test 66 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:46,828 fall into 12 basic patterns. 67 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:48,204 Repeat after me: 68 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,873 Accaca, dabacca, accacaca. 69 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,293 Accaca, dabacca, accacaca. 70 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,320 Number two. 71 00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:56,254 Dacacca, adada, badacad. 72 00:04:56,337 --> 00:04:59,132 Dacacca, adada, badacad. 73 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:02,969 - Biggest city in Montana! - Helena? 74 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:04,038 Wrong! 75 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:05,096 - Waah! - Ooh! 76 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:06,889 912 divided by six! 77 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,182 You can't teach this way. 78 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,517 Yes, I can! Hah! 79 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,311 Studies show it works! Wah! 80 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,438 Where were these studies conducted? 81 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:15,064 Ball State! 82 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,358 So, when you take your practice test, 83 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:20,069 take your #2 pencil and… 84 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,738 What kind of pencil do we take again? 85 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:24,032 #2. Take a #2. 86 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:27,952 Looks like you took a big #2. 87 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:30,872 Yes, quite so. As you can see, 88 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:33,082 I'm holding a big #2 in my hands, 89 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,542 enjoying the weight and feel of it. 90 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:47,889 Whoo-hoo! Test day at last! 91 00:05:47,972 --> 00:05:50,475 Now I can show off at the federal level! 92 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:51,768 Hey, Bart, 93 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,227 on the practice test yesterday, 94 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:54,729 what did you pick as the best title 95 00:05:54,812 --> 00:05:56,898 for the paragraph about Manifest Destiny? 96 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:58,316 Slurp my snot. 97 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:01,778 I wrote "slurp my snot" in the ovals on the answer sheet. 98 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:03,321 - True story. - Dad! 99 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:05,323 Bart's throwing away his future! 100 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:08,951 Oh, no! Now who will sell oranges on the off-ramp? 101 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:12,038 - Yeah! - Hey! 102 00:06:12,121 --> 00:06:13,790 Oh, great jokes make me hungry. 103 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:15,792 I wonder what's in the pantry. 104 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:19,003 Hmm. Mmm. 105 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,005 Ooh. 106 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,844 Wait a minute. 107 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:32,141 Wait a minute. 108 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:44,237 Bart, we need to talk to you about your practice test. 109 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,448 I warned you. 110 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,700 You got a perfect score. 111 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:54,705 Wonderful job, son, just stellar! 112 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:56,207 - How did I do? - 96. 113 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:58,501 - What did I get wrong? - Several answers. 114 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:00,670 Several? That's more than a few, 115 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:02,296 and almost a bunch. 116 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,841 Bart, because of your superior intellect… 117 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:07,427 No, but wait, I aced the math part, right? Because… 118 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:08,510 Yeah. Run along, now. 119 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:13,766 Bart, you and the other perfect-scoring superstars 120 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:17,019 are exempt from taking the actual test today. 121 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,354 No test? 122 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,772 Don't be too disappointed. 123 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,774 We are throwing you a pizza party 124 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:22,900 at a bowling alley. 125 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:24,193 Well, it's about time. 126 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,737 Come. Your helicopter awaits. 127 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,872 Check it out! 128 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:37,874 Bart's a superstar, too! 129 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,750 - Bart's here! - Awesome! 130 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:41,878 Wait a minute. This ain't no genius copter. 131 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,087 This is Con Air! 132 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,091 Take it away, Willie. 133 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:50,344 Enjoy your flight! 134 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:51,971 Brilliant plan to remove 135 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:53,931 all the underperformers for test day, sir. 136 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:56,601 Yes. All of them. 137 00:07:56,684 --> 00:08:00,313 Why, Seymour, it seems I left my sunglasses on the bus. 138 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:01,939 Well, I'd best retrieve them. 139 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:04,025 Yeah, yes, you'd best. 140 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:06,903 Sir? 141 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,740 So long, superstars! 142 00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:23,084 I can't believe it. 143 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:25,922 Superintendent Chalmers betrayed me. 144 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:29,425 After all the wrapping paper I bought from his daughter. 145 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,552 Pizza party! Pizza party! 146 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,138 Helicopter! Helicopter! 147 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:36,182 Stop it! All of you! 148 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:37,850 What's the matter, superstar? 149 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,727 Feeling sorry for the normals? 150 00:08:39,810 --> 00:08:42,355 Don't you get it? There is no pizza party. 151 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:44,357 This isn't a helicopter. 152 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,150 No pizza party? 153 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:48,277 Not a helicopter? 154 00:08:54,116 --> 00:08:55,368 Let me explain this to you 155 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,828 in terms even the simplest will understand. 156 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:00,164 We're hiding you in Capital City for the day 157 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,750 so your numbskullery won't drag down the test scores 158 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:05,169 of the children who are our future. 159 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,380 - Told you. -Will there be other numbskulls there? 160 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:10,007 Sort of a numbskull Olympics, as it were? 161 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,592 Let's all act stupid! 162 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,556 Guys, guys, save it for the competition. 163 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,395 ID, please? 164 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:25,356 Hmm. Must be in the glove box. 165 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,610 Huh? 166 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,028 This was due two weeks ago. 167 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,613 I'm not insured! 168 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:35,074 For the first time in my life 169 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:37,618 I'm financially responsible for my own actions! 170 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,161 Uninsured! Uninsured! 171 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,789 Idiot. 172 00:09:41,872 --> 00:09:43,749 I'm not in good hands! I'm in no hands! 173 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:46,085 Like a bad neighbor, no one is there! 174 00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:50,881 Dear stupid insurance company, 175 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:55,678 I meant to mail this on time. 176 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:59,098 What do you mean, "too bad"? 177 00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:00,933 Screw you! 178 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,727 Heh heh. 179 00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:10,276 Oh, I won't be insured until 3:00! 180 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:13,029 Okay, until then I have to avoid any serious injuries 181 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:15,448 or accidents on my property, or I'm ruined! 182 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:16,531 D'oh! 183 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,784 Oh, no, you don't! 184 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:28,210 Now, I know some of you may suffer from test anxiety. 185 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,420 Here's a helpful hint. 186 00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:32,632 Imagine each question is a baby chick. 187 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:36,093 If you answer wrong, the chick dies. 188 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,263 Oh, shut up. They would've died anyway. 189 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:43,100 Now, the test will begin in five, four, three… 190 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,645 Oh, my God, we should have begun four minutes ago! 191 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:47,855 Go! Go! Go! 192 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:49,690 You can do it, Lisa. 193 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:52,735 There's nothing in the room but you and the test. 194 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:15,549 Focus! 195 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,220 Pride is to downfall 196 00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:20,763 as overconfidence is to… 197 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,310 What? 198 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:27,728 They're all equally valid. 199 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,230 But that can't be. 200 00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:31,732 In life, everything only has one answer. 201 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,112 Piece of cake, huh? 202 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:39,573 Aw! I'm writing on my shirt. 203 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,205 Hey, Seymour, I just realized something. 204 00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:48,332 You're stuck babysitting us losers, 205 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,543 which makes you the real loser. 206 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,921 For your information, I am not a loser. 207 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:55,214 I am a successful principal 208 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:56,924 who paints houses in the summertime. 209 00:11:57,007 --> 00:12:00,219 You painted our garage, and it was peeling by October. 210 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:03,264 Your dad insisted I use an inferior primer. 211 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:05,349 Loser, loser. 212 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,184 Excuse me, Mommy. I have to go potty. 213 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,562 Otto, can you pull over? 214 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:11,772 Pull over! 215 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,525 Sorry. I was mesmerized by the little boy's dance. 216 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,741 * Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want * 217 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,951 * So tell me what you want, what you really, really want * 218 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,995 * I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want * 219 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:26,981 * So tell me what you want * 220 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:27,997 * What you really, really want… * 221 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,665 Ralph, are you almost finished? 222 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,584 I finished before we came in. 223 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:36,380 All right, now we can get back on the bus and Ot… 224 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,926 All aboard. 225 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:44,221 Hey, Skinner, want to see our impression of you? 226 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,807 Well, I guess I could use an affectionate homage. 227 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,730 All right, stay calm, boys. 228 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,523 Oh, God. 229 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:55,775 We're at the corner of Cesar Chavez Way 230 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,151 and Martin Luther King Boulevard. 231 00:12:57,234 --> 00:13:01,113 Ay, caramba! 232 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,574 Homie, what are you doing home so early? 233 00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:04,742 Marge, I won't bore you with the truth. 234 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,744 All I can say is that until 3:00 p.m., 235 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:09,371 we must avoid all accidents and injuries 236 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,790 or we're all going to the poorhouse. 237 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,209 You mean, back to the poorhouse. 238 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,002 Fine. Back. 239 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,880 And we can't let anyone else get hurt on our property. 240 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,924 I don't want anyone to ever get hurt. 241 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:21,342 Me, too, baby, but we got to get real. 242 00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:23,260 We can discuss it later. 243 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,347 Right now, while you're here, you can help host my book club. 244 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:29,225 Book club? That's the most stupid, boring thing ever. 245 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,352 Oh, thank you. 246 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:38,192 Now I would never say a bad word about Cletus and Brandine, 247 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:41,862 but I hear he's been feeding slop to another woman's pig. 248 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,789 I've been cleaved. 249 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,332 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 250 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:54,875 We're totally liable. 251 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:00,506 Oh, yeah. 252 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,844 I mean, no! 253 00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:11,058 Maybe I should just move on to question 2. 254 00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:14,645 Question 2, using what you learned in question 1… 255 00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:19,024 Lisa, 256 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,610 like Captain Kirk, I'm not supposed to interfere. 257 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,405 But like T.J. Hooker, I say what is on my mind. 258 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,991 If you don't know the answer, just guess. 259 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,868 This test penalizes guessing. 260 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,077 It does? 261 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,704 All right, nobody guess. 262 00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,414 Just be right. 263 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:34,665 Get down on your knees, 264 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,667 pray to your god, and ask him 265 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,086 no, demand, he tell you the answer 266 00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:42,131 and if he won't, he is no god of yours. 267 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,218 What's your plan now, Skin Rash? 268 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,053 My name isn't Skin Rash. 269 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,681 It's Principal Skinner, and you will address me as such. 270 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:52,099 Sure thing, Such. 271 00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,059 I'll deal with your insubordinate wordplay later. 272 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:57,021 My first duty is to get you boys to safety and that's… 273 00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,606 Where's Ralph? 274 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,151 I'm playing with Elmo. 275 00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:17,249 Okay, I just have to keep these tipsy witches safe 276 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,376 for ten more seconds. 277 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:25,049 Van Johnson was never half the man Van Heflin was. 278 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,052 Knife! 279 00:15:58,749 --> 00:15:59,833 Apaches! 280 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,336 Oh, Mr. Burns. 281 00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:05,756 Why do terrible things always happen to wonderful people at… 282 00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,132 3:01 p.m.? 283 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,717 Which, for the record, is the correct time. 284 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:18,352 So, um, plans for the weekend? 285 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:23,399 Marge, are you mad I forgot to send in the payment? 286 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,025 No, sweetie. 287 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,111 At this point in a marriage, a wife should know 288 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,321 what her husband can do and what he can't. 289 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,740 Who was I to think you could mail an envelope? 290 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,535 Baby, I hope you got snuggle insurance 291 00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:37,079 'cause I'm about to file a claim. 292 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,677 Bart, do you have your slingshot? 293 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:53,539 No, sir. 294 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,680 I see it in your back pocket. 295 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,056 Just don't stretch it out. 296 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,434 I was once a boy, and like all boys… 297 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,728 You like all boys? Ha, ha! 298 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,730 Shut up. A child is in danger 299 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,523 under my aegis. 300 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,108 Ha, ha? 301 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,506 Run, Ralph, run! 302 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:32,259 Okay. 303 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,765 Time to do what I've never done as principal. 304 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,433 Something. 305 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,775 Skinner's spazzing out. 306 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,359 I'm not spazzing out. 307 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:52,446 I'm using the principle of conservation of angular momentum 308 00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:53,906 to turn the container. 309 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,783 Whoa. 310 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,911 That is so cool. 311 00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,871 That's the kind of stuff they should teach in school. 312 00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,498 We do teach it in school. 313 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,084 You're too busy eating sugar snacks and horsing around. 314 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,252 He's right. Learning can teach you things. 315 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,004 Education rules. 316 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:20,849 Yay! 317 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,601 "But I reckon I got a light out 318 00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:24,436 for the territory ahead of the rest 319 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:28,982 because Aunt Sally, she's going to adopt me and civilize me 320 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:32,027 and I can't stand it. I've been there before." 321 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,737 That book was awesome. 322 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:34,905 Yeah. 323 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:38,117 Next stop: Springfield Elementary. 324 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,369 Skinner! Otto! 325 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,620 Me bullies! 326 00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,539 The cowabunga kid. 327 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,541 And the wee nitwit. 328 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,584 It's so good to see you all. 329 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,675 All done. 330 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:59,680 And I've got two minutes to take care of these stray marks. 331 00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:01,431 - Well, that's it. - Uh-huh. 332 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,976 The test is almost over, and I haven't done a thing. 333 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,185 I've blown my whole future. 334 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,088 Right. 335 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,896 Oh, well. 336 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:12,067 Maybe it will be more fun to be a regular, average, 337 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,193 stay-at-home… 338 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,779 This test is a joke. 339 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:16,849 Huh? 340 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,031 Skinner? 341 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,200 Today, I received an education 342 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,244 in how children really learn. 343 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,454 By seeing their principal run around 344 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,373 on top of a shipping container. 345 00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,584 So, children, put down your answer sheet 346 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,377 and drop that #2. 347 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,922 And yes, I know what that means. 348 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,465 I've learned so much today. 349 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,635 This is my school, and I'm throwing out the test. 350 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,722 Hooray! 351 00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,057 I'm a brainy outcast again! 352 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,185 And finally, effective immediately, 353 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,312 I'm overturning this school's ban on dancing! 354 00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,688 * Footloose * 355 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,065 * Kicked off your Sunday shoes * 356 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:55,027 * Please, Louise * 357 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:58,030 * Pull me off of my knees * 358 00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,699 * Jack, get back * 359 00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:03,493 * Come on, before we crack * 360 00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:06,288 * Lose your blues * 361 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,081 * Everybody, cut footloose * 362 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,626 - d Footloose, footloose d - d Footloose * 363 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,170 * Kick off your Sunday shoes * 364 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:16,048 * Please, Louise * 365 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,967 * Pull me off of my knees * 366 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,553 * Jack, get back * 367 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,722 * Come on, before we crack * 368 00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:27,434 * Lose your blues * 369 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:31,396 * Everybody, cut footloose! * 370 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,493 Enhanced by Fotokem